>mention Philip K. Dick
>someone says, "LOL, 'Dick.'"
>mfw
-Do you want some dick, Phillip?
-K, dick.
>mention Lovecraft
>lol, love-craft
>>7389897
Its because you pronounced it wrong OP. Its pronounced deek as in the Dutch
>>7389910
Wrong, it is pronounced "dee-ahk"
>mention William Shakespeare
>someone unzips his pants shakes his spear around
Every time.
>>7389897
LOL, DICK
>>7389897
I skipped a book presentation in 7th grade, because the author I ended up with was named "Gay".
>>7389897
>mention Anne Frank
>Someone says, "It's actually _a_ Franc, and anyway, don't they use Euros now?"
>>7389988
this is fucking brilliant
>Michael Moorcock
Better than Horselover Fat.
I "get" it but it's still a stupid name.
>>7389988
>mention Anne Frank
>THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED... immediately pops into head
>>7390134
Mutants are not welcome here
>yfw all these people are actually very lucky compared to pic related
>>7390146
half of us came from there. I still go there to find new music
>>7389988
That's actually kind of funny.
>>7389933
It astonishes me how perfectly the bard's name becomes a masturbation joke
>mention Virginia Woolf
>lol virgins
>>7390180
Yeah, that's what I did
>binge-reading Dick last month
>various people ask what book I'm reading
>none of them ever believe me when I tell them the title
>watch Kubrick's Lolita in university for Nabokov seminar
>people laugh at Lolita calling her husband "Dick"
pls kill me
>reading Moby Dick
>a nigga looks at the title
>"wtf why are you reading a book about a dick"
