You are in a room with your favorite writer. Platters of food and drink are scattered around, and there are two big chairs next to a fireplace. You have all the time in the world. What would you ask him/her?
"how bout them cowboys?!"
>>7387509
Hi fellow Dallasite. Have you tried Ten Ramen yet near Addison? Shit's so cash.
Torquato Tasso?
>>7387515
I haven't but I looked it up and that looks and sounds incredible, I will asap
>>7387501
"I'm your biggest fan. And there's something terribly sad and banal about that."
>>7387501
"Wanna eat all these shrooms?"
>>7387501
>You have all the time in the world.
>What would you ask him/her?Everything.
>>7387501
When you die, and if you meet God, what do you want him to say to you?
>Who is Godot?
It might cause one of two things:
1. An interesting discussion, or
2. 'I dunno lol'
>so, did you really write all those plays?
>>7387550
You tried, my son.
>>7387553
fuk u say cunt?
>>7387553
>Not asking about the bed first.
>>7387564
Save that for when we get a bit sauced, could be funny
what does your clit smell like
Realistically speaking, I would attempt by all means to become his lover, both in flesh and spirit —thus and not otherwise would I reach the sparkling confines of his delicate and tremulous being.
I woulD ask:
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>>7387501
>for the purposes of this my favorite writer is pinecone
take a picture of his face
RUN