shitposting all week and still no hoes are riding my dick, what gives?

The end

There's this thread going on at a Narnian knot-art website I frequent. We're supposed to continue a thought. Might be fun, but I'll never do it again. I won't make it in time to continue the line from the previous poster. Why bother?

>>7371097
Being a Samefag just isn't very attractive I guess. Lots of people don't understand how tiring samefagging is. Fuck it, I know I can call that whale from last weekend to...

>>7371104
Anon just link the post. If its good ppl with use your's too.

>>7371119
Uh oh, the hot pockets have made me shit. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelt fouler. By the time the moon came up, I was shitting brown water.

>>7371126
The smell was damn near unbearable. Well now that I'm all cleaned out, I think I'll...

>>7371137
Shoot up this heroin that I bought tuesday. Now that I don't have to worry about the constipation. Let me just cook up and...

>>7371448
gather the best bits of my shit. I've been sculpting my shit wife for nearly a week now. I can't help getting excited thinking about our William Tell routine. Just imagining the moment I pull the hammer back makes me..

>>7371513
remember that this type of "forty words or less" story-continuation game is the same thing children do on flash game forums, and as I remember this I spiral into a deep depression, being reminded of just how pathetic I am. Maybe...

>>7371522
it will eventuate into something wondrous, filled with grimy glee like the novels of Burroughs, already an obvious influence on my god-awful attempt at sourcing my homework through the internet. Sliding a fist into my sphincter I...

>>7371654
slide into ecstasy. it was a blur from there. i got some water.

>>7371665
The state, and then I will have to go. I'll have to look for the best way to get into the world. The film. I guess I am a beautiful day. The film. I have a

>>7371667
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>>7371671
The change has started, it’s only a matter of time before all is lost. Alas there are no tendies to subdue my urge dragon dildos. I’m almost there, I can feel the ebb and flow of dank memes through my…

sword 04

If a Samsung phone engages in intercourse with an Apple computer, is that copyright infringement?

And then a bunch of niggers came out of nowhere and robbed everyone, while gorging themselves on stolen fried chicken and watermelon.