I hurt my leg and fell off the porch. I can't even walk

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2015-11-18 00:03:58 Post No. 7363953
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:03:58 Post No. 7363953 [Report]

I hurt my leg and fell off the porch. I can't even walk anymore! How am I supposed to write the next great American novel?

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:06:19 Post No.7363955
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:06:19 Post No.7363955 [Report]

>>7363953
Is he...

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:06:27 Post No.7363956
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:06:27 Post No.7363956 [Report]

>>7363953
Step 1: Stop appropriating my european heritage.
Step 2: There never was and there'll never be a great american novel.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:07:33 Post No.7363960
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:07:33 Post No.7363960 [Report]

>>7363953
Translate your suffering and angst into art. Write a novella about a man who breaks his leg and, at the same time... his spirit. However, he finds God and marries a beautiful Christian girl. However, she cheats on him and he kills hers and himself.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:08:32 Post No.7363963
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:08:32 Post No.7363963 [Report]

>>7363953
Source on that image please?

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:10:10 Post No.7363965
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:10:10 Post No.7363965 [Report]

>>7363963
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_de_la_Rose
Something to do with this shit.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:13:31 Post No.7363970
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:13:31 Post No.7363970 [Report]

>>7363956
I'll do whatever I want! If my legs worked I'd kick your ass!

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:14:57 Post No.7363973
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:14:57 Post No.7363973 [Report]

>>7363970
~~rep~~rte~~ed ~~:^)~~~~

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:19:09 Post No.7363983
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:19:09 Post No.7363983 [Report]

Sorry OP but you can't. Who wants to read something a cripple wrote?

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:25:31 Post No.7364002
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>>7363983
Hell, that's what I was afeard of, till I get my legs working my dreams are on hiatus.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:44:03 Post No.7364024
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 00:44:03 Post No.7364024 [Report]

This thread is bologna. Jeez.