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It's time.
>>6223121
>>/lit/
>>6223129
>Zizek and Zeno of Citium
Should of put Alain Badiou you silly fucker
It begins
>>6223141
>Aquinas decapitates Kierkegaard with a sword
Oh shit
Spinoza better win this. I'll settle for Nietzsche or Hobbes though.
Niggers.No offense meant towards my fellow people of African ancestry.
>>6223141
>Aquinas decapitates Kierkegaard
Jesus.
>>6223148
yeah this was intense
>Rosseau and Leibniz are alive
>Voltaire isn't playing
obviously
>>6223141
>Nietzsche grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Kek.
Day 1
>>6223164
Voltaire wouldn't even want participate and would hide like a little pussy the entire game.
>>6223141
>Hume grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
>Nietzsche grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
kek,
also poor Socrates, he never stood a chance.
>>6223166
Oh shit. Camus is out for blood.
>>6223166
>aquinas explores the area
PANIC
>>6223166
Damn Camus, you really don't give a shit, do you.
>Hegel runs away from Heigger
Hue hue.
>>6223166
Fucking Camus.
Watch the fuck out for Aquinas, he's already gotten Kierkegaard and now he's got a grasp of the lay of the land. He's gonna go full gorilla warfare.
>>6223166
Camus is starting out promising, but most likely will be a disappointment in the end; much like his work.
>>6223169
The guy knew nothing so it's not surprising.
>>6223167
more like he'd leave a polite letter with the king's couriers and sneak away into the night, leaving Rousseau to deal with the first-hand blowback
>>6223183
Wrong, he knew he knew nothing else.
Motherfucking Plato and Leibniz
>>6223189
Maybe he should have put more effort in knowing that he might know something so that he could defend himself.
>>6223191
My money is on Aquinas. He has shown no remorse. It will take an act of god to kill him.
>>6223191
See, I told you. Aquinas is going all strategical and tactical now that he can navigate the land and use its features to his advantages. Nobody'll get a chance to kill him, he'll maneuver them to right where he wants them, and then they're toast.
>>6223191
>Aquinas pushes Hobbes closer and closer to the cloud
Heh, it makes it seem like Aquinas just push Hobbes in the heavens.
My money is on Aquinas and Spinoza.
Aquinas is probably going to win this. The guy's all over the place.
A moment of silence for the fallen ones. It's only been one day and there's already 13 deaths.
>>6223196
>My money is on Aquinas
Same.
>>6223196
Shit man, look at Plato though. He played Sartre like a doorbell, he's cold as ice. I guess they didn't see eye-to-eye.
>Implying Heidegger's going to let Spinoza survive
>>6223200
After a really short break, let's see how our remaining contestants are doing...
>>6223202
Nice one.
Heidegger is in it to win it.
>>6223191
>the synthesis of Hegel didn't happen
My money's on Wittgenstein. He won medals for bravery in WWI time and time again. My heart wants Nietzsche to win but he could hardly walk without being in serious pain that's how riddled with syphilis he was.
>>6223237
Nietzsche hasn't really done anything this whole time honestly.
I mean, sure, he tried to kill Hobbes but that faggot liked to run, so it's no surprise Nietzsche couldn't do anything.
>>6223237
>Nietzsche
>riddled with syphilis
make it stop.
Onwards to day 2, this is getting tense already
>>6223239
Looks like Nietzsche did something now, Anon.
>>6223239
Nietzsche suffered from insomnia so its a big deal he just went to sleep.
>>6223191
Of course Heideger survived. He get + 10 Nazi Lore (Gas)
>>6223245
>Friedrich Nietzsche criticized the phrase in that it presupposes that there is an "I", that there is such an activity as "thinking", and that "I" know what "thinking" is. He suggested a more appropriate phrase would be "it thinks." In other words the "I" in "I think" could be similar to the "It" in "It is raining."
>>6223245
>Nietzsche ambushes Descartes and kills him
YUS!!! Seems like I should've gone with my heart rather than my head now that my boy Nietzsche is balling like an ubermensch while Wittgenstein's taking a dirt nap.
A moment of silence for Descartes, the only person who didn't survive this round.
The killings are slowing down, but the events are still tense.
>>6223245
Plato is going to win, calling it now.
>>6223261
I don't know, Aristotle is getting a ton of sponsored stuff.
He must be the best flute player.
>>6223245
>Kant searches for a water source.
If Heraclitus had been in this game and gotten that one it would have been perfect.
>>6223263
I don't understand why he didn't simply steal Kant's stuff instead of destroying it. Didn't want to hang around, perhaps?
>>6223245
I guess I spoke too soon.
I'm surprised Descates didn't beat Nietzsche since he's a master at the fence or something.
Imagining the whole thing going on to this music in the background is amazing. Nietzsche garotting Descartes, Aquinas beheading Kierkegaard with a sword and Plato fishing.
>>6223245
Damn Aristotle's got some sponsor.
Second night
>>6223267
That faggot would have burned everything to the ground and bitched that everyone was too stupid to stop the fire and change.
>>6223269
Sitting on the fence never won a battle.
>>6223273
That Aristotle Plato team is truly unstoppable
Spinoza's not going to last long though.
>>6223165
I'm fuckin dying over here at how fitting that is. His bag is a metaphor for his terrible philosophy
Spinoza will die next round.
>>6223277
>believing in metaphors without using a truth table
>>6223270
>Imagining the whole thing going on to this music in the background is amazing. Nietzsche garotting Descartes, Aquinas beheading Kierkegaard with a sword and Plato fishing.
Forgets to put in link. T_T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw
>>6223280
Nonsense, Nietzsche was out killing fascists every week with his private army.
For some reason Leibniz's and Aquinas' picture isn't showing up.
>>6223141
>aquinas decapitates kierkegaard
kek
>>6223273
That old joke about the axe murderer knocking on a Kantians door suddenly got too real
Guess he didn't tell leibniz a lie.
>>6223277
nope the bags are metaphors for atheism clearly
>>6223287
Who should get the hatchet? Naturally the best hatchet player of course.
>>6223287
Holy shit aristotle is fucking packed
>>6223287
That's because they've been touched by God.
God is their true sponsor.
Plato and Aristotle are just chilling.
Just fishing and making shacks and sleeping the whole way.
>>6223287
Seems Aristotle is indeed the best hatchet man, I mean flute player.
R.I.P. Kant
Aristotle getting too much stuff from his sponsors, they really must love him.
>>6223304
>Aristotle getting too much stuff from his sponsors
I think this is meant to reflect real life somehow.
>>6223287
>all those philosophical hacks redeemed by or indebted to nietzsche stealing his stuff
>>6223313
hehehe
The third night
>>6223319
>Plato tends to his wounds
When did he get those?
>>6223319
Zzzzz
Leibniz lucky he didn't get a hatchet to the face
>>6223326
Probably from Aristotle fucking him in the night.
>>6223319
Heidegger not sleeping much.
>Plato killed
Rest in peace sweet prince ;_;
>Aristotle still getting stuff from sponsors
For fucks sake
>>6223340
FUCK Plato died.
Rooting for Aristotle now.
A moment of silence for Plato the broad.
>>6223340
Starting to wonder just what kind of flute Aristotle is so good at playing.
>>6223340
>Nietzsche killing Plato
>with his own weapon
Oh the irony.
And who the fuck keeps giving shit to Aristotle?
GO AQUINAS GO
GO AQUINAS GO
GO AQUINAS GO
GO AQUINAS GO
GO AQUINAS GO
GO AQUINAS GO
pic is his chearleader
>>6223340
Nietzsche's becoming something of a black horse.
>>6223358
He ain't got shit on Spinoza though.
>>6223353
she has only 1 arm
Just when Heidegger is finally sleeping and resting, his supplies get fucked up
Still cheering for my nigga Aquinas
>>6223353
Wow, what a qt3.14
>>6223191
>Rosseau sacrifices himself
kek
Oh god
>>6223363
Holy shit those must be some good ghost stories
>>6223363
>Nietzsche tries to find other tributes, but is unsuccessful
:(
>>6223319
>Nietzsche tries to find other tributes, but is unsuccessful
>Spinoza tries to find other tributes, but is unsuccessful
"how much personal timidity and vulnerability this masquerade of a sick recluse betrays!"
>>6223367
Aquinas no! Camus you motherfucker!
>>6223363
>leibniz sitting alone, hatchet in hand, thinking about winning.
stone cold.
>>6223300
Where is your God now?
A moment of silence for the fallen ones. Leibniz, Aquinas and Heidegger really managed to pull through some shit, but I guess that wasn't enough in the end.
>>6223367
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HERE HATES CAMUS
>>6223373
Stone dead.
>>6223367
Holy shit Camus you fucking tryhard
>>6223367
the thirst is Real
>>6223367
wait...did Camus just convince Aquinas to kill himself?
None of you are actually even interested in literature, are you?
>>6223383
existentialism bitch, yeah!
>>6223340
>Nietzsche killing Plato with his own weapon
dat christian Will to Truth.
>>6223383
No, he convinced Aquinas not to kill him and then Camus killed him.
What a beast.
>>6223383
Aquinas had Camus at his mercy but spared him, and in return Camus killed him.
>>6223385
>>6223391
WHAT A CHEATING FAGGOT MORE LIKE IT
>>6223383
>implying aquinas would violate natural law
Nah, Camus convinced Aquinas not to kill him, only to betray Aquinas.
>>6223385
You mean SHITerature and the FARTS
nah, I ain't some square
Only 5 contestants left, time to start betting /lit/
Who's it gonna win? The sleazy and perfidy Camus, sponsors-favorite Aristotle, peaceful Spinoza, demonic Nietzsche or bitchy Barkeley?
>>6223367
>Camus
someone murder this french fuck.
Heidegger was my boy, not sure who i'm rooting for now.
>>6223398
my money is on Aristotle
Aristotle will win
he is the best flute player
>>6223398
>Nietzsche and Spinoza huddling
Adorable
>>6223340
>aristotle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor
>heidegger searches for a water source
water is Being
>>6223402
Based. Cheering for him now, the only true flute player left.
>>6223398
Nietzsche and Spinoza are so qt
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>6223385
Look at the fucking references itt then kill yourself for asking such a retarded question
>>6223407
What a twist
>>6223407
NOOOOOOOOO
>>6223407
>threaten a double suicide
>it fails and they die
What the fuck did just happen?
>>6223407
Literally the 3 worst are still alive.
>>6223407
This is pretty disappointing.
>>6223413
true
>>6223363
>ghost stories are metaphysics
>>6223407
Awaiting the inevitable Nietzsche vs. Camus.
>>6223407
>tfw nietzsche will end up winning
Looks like that even with his wits and the love of the sponsors Aristotle couldn't make it, but he was damn close. As for Spinoza, he was pretty timid throughout almost the whole game (daydreaming about home, constructing a shack etc), I don't even recall him killing anyone.
>>6223407
Berkeley thinks he's on fucking holiday, all he's done is share supplies, fish, and try to sleep throughout the whole day
what a gent
>>6223426
Fucking hell only shit tier philosopehrs stayed
At this point I just want to see Camus die.
INTO THE ABYSS
Place your bets /lit/, the end of the adventure is near
>>6223367
>died of thirst
..On the Misuses and Disadvantages of Ontology for Life
>>6223428
>tfw if God was truly dead Berkeley could close his eyes and Nietzsche and Camus would disappear.
Checkmate Atheists.
>>6223141
>Descartes gives up and retreats
Frogs, when will they learn?
>>6223407
What bullshit.
Both Aristotle and Spizona die?
Come on.
>>6223426
Spizona had superior ethics, obviously.
>>6223434
Nietzsche and Camus kills one another, Berkeley wins without doing anything.
Choosing between a potato-eater, a frog and a fedora-edgelord
wow.
Hope they all die.Berkeley murders them both
>Nietzsche spending one night with Camus and the other with Berkeley
Oh shit
>>6223445
>spinoza
>frog
>>6223446
funny how sleeping around was his eventual undoing- will he ever learn?
>>6223446
>collects fruit
seen that on /mu/, not good
>>6223447
friend, spinoza is dead.
>>6223446
Nietzsche and Camus are up to something. They've probably come up with a plan to murder Berkeley by having one of them pose as his friend.
Nietzsche confirmed for Ubermensch
There are no fallen, thus no cannon shots fired, we're skipping to the night of the seventh day.
>>6223449
>repeating that false slander
it was a kind of stroke.
Isn't it funny that the hunger games philosopher version has ridiculous periods of nothing happening?
Like, the only thing most seem concerned is just doing nothing and chilling.
>>6223465
>Aquinas decapitates Kierkegaard
>>6223465
Should have put in Stirner and Rand.
>>6223468
That was entertaining as fuck but it only happened at the start.
>>6223435
top lel
>>6223462
Has Nietzsche changed the plan? Either he plans to double-cross Camus or he's waiting for an opportune moment. Camus doesn't trust him, either way.
>>6223465
we should have one with french novelists, imagine that ridiculous amount of homosex
>>6223469
A second round seems to be needed.
>>6223472
He is fucking with the mind of Camus and Berkeley, then he will chill for a day while the others die from suicide
>>6223473
we did, Proust wouldn't stop dick-riding Dante iirc
Nietzsche will win, he is the ubermensch.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s2Ksz7rpck
>>6223481
OH FUCK.
It's actually happening.
>>6223481
Fucking Camus i swear
he can't win
>>6223481
>Berkeley
ya blew it.
Now I'm somehow cheering for Camus, my second last choice.
>>6223481
pls no dont let shit tier absurdist win
>>6223481
>>6223121
Yeah, the first thread was mildly entertaining. Sequels are rarely worth bothering with though, are they?
What is this thing OP is using called? Or is he making these from scratch?
I assume it's some sort of game at least.
The cannon shot can be heard. Berkeley is the dead, one of the most peaceful contestants in the game. Only one last cannon shot will be heard, and then it's all over.
Many of you were hoping to see NIetzsche AND Camus dead, but it seems like you will only get half of your wish fulfilled.
The night of the eight day is upon us, will it bring closure, or extend the pain?
>>6223489
Berkeley takes the moral victory
>>6223495
Not everyone has seen this before and this one had some great references.
What is the url for it anyway?
>>6223495
Philosopher > novelist.
This is one of those rare tmes where the sequel is better.
>>6223500
More like Nietzsche filled his head with lies and got him to attempt to escape.
>>6223495
This one is better selected in the pairs and districts
>>6223413
more like the 3 best.
>>6223507
>if you close your eyes, the forcefield won't exist
>trust me, follow your own philosophy and escape
>>6223504
Maybe you should try even harder, that will make it even better.
>>6223121
this thread was actually quite suspenseful, thanks OP. my bet goes to Nietzsche.
>>6223515
top kek
>camus wins
>becomes doomed to compete in these tournaments over and over again for the rest of his life
I call Camus guns Nietzche down on the beach like an arab
>>6223524
Nietzche was the stranger all along.
>>6223532
Oh shiittt.
>>6223532
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LIKE A TWIG.
>>6223532
KEK
E
K
>>6223532
LOLOLOL
>implying Nietzsche won't reveal the hidden nihilism in Camus's humanism and disguised existentialism and cause him to commit sudoku
>>6223532
AYYYYYYY
>>6223532
Daaaaamn!
>>6223532
ICE COLD!
>>6223532
OH SNAP!
>>6223532
BOOM
O
O
M
>>6223363
> Hegel is dead
> Ghost stories are still being told
truly a dialectical progression
>>6223532
perfect
>>6223532
>>6223532
>>6223532
>>6223532
EHYAYEYAEYEYSEHYEYYEYEAYA
>>6223532
Can't beat the ubermensch.
>>6223542
Look at his eyes, he's out for blood man. Now that he's become a killer he'll never stop.
>>6223547
>pic related
>>6223532
ÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermenschÜbermensch
>>6223532
my nigga
>>6223532
Holy fucking shit.
Now this is a thread for the ages.
In the next post we'll be checking out the statistics of the game.
>>6223532
L O N D O N
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D
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>>6223532
10/10
>>6223565
This is the less autistic katie thread that will go down in history
>>6223532
I don't think I've laughed so hard on years.
>>6223532
my man
>>6223572
It sure will Anon, it sure will. Never saw this turn of events coming.
Let's not forget the fallen ones, let's not forget the peaceful Spinoza, the sponsor-favorite Aristotle, the resourceful Aquinas and all the others.
Never forget
>>6223577
>Aristotle
>0 kills
The sponsors backed the wrong flute player.
What is this site called?
someone screencap this masterpiece
>>6223577
Got Dammit Kierkegaard. Some Knight you were..
The last two days were very tense, Nietzsche became friends with Camus before snapping his neck, great stuff.
>>6223577
Almost eerie how little kills the pacifists have.
>>6223592
I've been thinking of doing another one tomorrow, but I think it will overstay its welcome, plus I'm sure this one will never be topped.
>>6223590
There you go. Could have done it yourself, honestly.
>>6223532
The WEAK and ILL-CONSTITUTED shall PERISH
First principle of OUR philanthropy
Have you guys done one with authors from popular genre fiction?
>>6223532
never forget
>>6223609
start a new thread boy
we should do one with religious figures too
This has to be in the Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra
>>6223597
Instead of using writers or philosophers, use the books most mentioned (loved and hated) on /lit/.
>>6223597
Yeah, let it rest for now.
>>6223618
Nah, it needs to be people. It's stupid to watch books kill each other.
>>6223597
Historical leaders could be fun - there are some /lit/ favourites that people would probably enjoy.
But it's difficult to top this one, Aquinas decapitating Kierkegaard was pure gold.
>>6223618
Can't wait for John Green to win over Wolfe and Dostoevsky
Someone link this site please.
>>6223623
>The Killer Inside Me smothers As I Lay Dying in its sleep.
>>6223121
What site did you use for this, op?
>>6223292
hehehehehe
>>6223625
Dostoevsky smashing Nabokovs' head with a mace was better.
>>6223532
Fucking Nietzsche it's a fucking beast
Spent the night with two of his victims, made Berkeley suicide in the forcefield meanwhile Camus has insomnia, then the other night he sleeps because he can't take it anymore and ends killed
What a fucking beast
>>6223652
This match was memorable as fuck
RIP Aquinas, I wanted him to win
>>6223381
top kek, i lost it
>>6223216
>Descartes and Plato tell stories about themselves to each other
Nice.
>>6223351
underrated kek
>>6223412
have you seen the movie?
>>6223704
Yes, I've seen the movie half a dozen times, but regrettably I'm stuck reading HG fanfiction after wearing out my third set of copies of the books.
No, I haven't seen the fucking Hunger Games movie.
>>6223712
in the movie the last two surviving people threaten to simultaneously kill each other by swallowing rocks.
If they both die the games have no winners so at the last second the king of the games tell them to stop and that they have both won.
Please do book characters now
>Raskolnikov
>Oblomov
>Gregor Samsa
>Holden Caulfield
>Atticus Finch
Who else?
>>6223744
Judge Holden
Captain Ahab
Stephen Dedalus
Hans Castorp
Odysseus
William Stoner
>>6223744
gregor samsa or k.
>>6223273
>kant killed by an axe
kek
>>6223166
Rip in pieces Zyzzik
>>6223744
>Pechorin
>Julien Sorel
>Don Quixote
>Rastignac
>Philip Pirrip
>Harpagon
>Don Giovanni
>>6223744
Severian
Vergil
Levin
