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old thread >>6547437
kisses are hot
>tfw looking at nice things on the amazon prime sale
uwahhh im supposed to save money to go shopping with kari in person but I want so much stuffffff
>>6549102
I bought boots, and an Xbox , and some makeup sponges qq
someone plz hold me
I miss you, waffle ;_;
I should have listened to you back in 2012. Now I am doomed to live the hon life forever. I am sorry.
>>6549078
>confirming it
just digging a hole for yourself
>>6549103
>tfw you don't live in an apartment, you live in a 3 story townhouse
Does this still apply?
Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.
>>6549112
give hug
>tfw you have a 6 month supply of hrt mailed straight to your door free from the us military
Thanks everyone who payed your taxes this year, you guys are the best
>>6549113
You're being a hug slut today Kiwi, I have to cut you off before bf gets jealous.
>>6549115
f-fine
well I've made an appointment for gender therapy
one step at a time...
>>6549118
Im sorry kiwi, as much as I want to make your bf a cuck, I can't let you ruin your happiness.
>>6549114
Is that a real picture of Saturn?
i totally woke up today naked after sleeping 13 hours (i haven't really slept much the past week or so) and looked in the mirror, and my body already looks 50000000 times better than it did before ;_; i'm so much happier. dis dieting was a really good decision desu. also my artist guy wants me to go to his studio this week to check out his work and i'm feeling very much like i want to get fucked against a painting.
how are you doing today mtfg? how's your day going?
>>6549128
Better than a real picture of Uranus...
>>6549124
i was too scared to call today
>>6549129
Come on. Getting your portrait painted should be higher priority than getting fucked...
>>6549130
>tfw we only have one picture of Uranus
>>6549105
it's paaaaaaaain
i think im just gonna buy someone a gift and save my money for shopping irl with kari
i've already bought myself enough stuff recently
>>6549129
Ywn be fucked by chaser bob Ross
>>6549129
>artist guy
>pilot guy yesterday
wait, how many guys are you fucking at once, you slut?
>>6549135
Yah! Shopping in person is better, unless like these shoes are half off and in your size and going on sale later, then consecesions have to be made
>>6549147
>sketchers
>im not wearing high heels high heels
>>6549133
not eeeveeeenn. getting fucked in and art studio by a tall gorgeous brunette creative, especially against a canvas, is literal goals.
like i've been waiting my whole life for this moment desu. plus when i'm older i want to have collected tons of hot sex stories.
>>6549139
he's not qt enough even with the happy trees
>>6549142
well i'm not really fucking that many right now. I WILL BE THO. artist guy is literally the best sex i've ever had.
>>6549129
>fucked against a painting
you uncultured fiend no self respecting artist would ever let someone touch their canvas
also hi all. gotta go to work. love u
>>6549162
u don't know!! i'm gonna be like "fuck me like one of your french girls"
>>6549162
i love you more
is there no one out there for nim
>>6549155
Bob Ross seems like he could have tantric sex all day, I want him to have a happy little accident inside me desu
>>6549151
Bobs are acceptable, everyone wears bobs, and some of it goes to charity (they buy a pair of shoes for every shoe bought I think?), don't hate bobs
I wonder if someone can help me find something;
About 4ish months ago I found a site that pretty plainly said what was covered in either the Oregon Health Plan, or Medicaid, in terms of trans medical stuff.
For some reason I'm having troubles finding it again.
yay finally off work with 200 dollary doos to spend on girl stuff ^_^
>>6549167
I'm here <3
>>6549176
fuck off korra
>>6549177
i had my first therapy session with my regular therapist and i didnt tell her i was trans
does that make me a coward
>>6549182
No. You bring it up when you are absolutely ready.
i got weighed on a scale today and it turns out im not overweight, i'm actually almost underweight
yet i still have flab everywhere
explain this
Who /goingovertheircreditlimit/ today?
>>6549185
You're skinny fat, you're probably very lacking in muscle. Either that, or you're exaggerating your flabbiness.
I know none of this will look good in person, but all these 25$ Prime day dresses are getting to me
>>6549182
You aren't going to be able to start healing until you talk, it's up to you to decide you're ready to come out
>>6549186
who /can'tdothatbecausethemachinestoletheircard/ today?
who /responsibleadult/ today?
The ratio of "people I like" to "people I don't like" is too low for me to keep coming back to this thread on an hourly basis.
>>6549176
Random but how long did it take your beard shadow to disappear?
>>6549196
Prime day on amazon.fr is disappointing to say the least...
>>6549202
do you like me
i'll give you a hug
>>6549185
Skinnyfat (lack tone) or poor perspective (which often leads to anorexia)
>>6549182
I don't even know how many sessions I had to go through before being able to bring that up with my therapist, don't feel too bad about it.
>>6549207
I am not them, but you are cute. Pls post pics
>>6549202
Do you like me?
>>6549215
here's my latest pic
anybody wants to kik?
Fuck these are kinda mom jeans but seven and I know how they fit, I wonder if the short inseem is going to like crush me >.>
>>6549210
You're not crazy, in a couple years it won't even be a mental disorder
>>6549205
The US one was last year, this year it's pretty ok, but limited
>>6549197
I took too many Disney princess movies to heart as an agp fetishist, and now I'm hopelessly romantic.
>>6549221
>tfw you been in your basemnt so long that you don't know what kik is
>>6549195
but im 6'2 and weigh 165 how do i still have fat in my stomach area
>>6549172
I'm already tall enough as is. I could never wear anything like that.
>>6549230
The new ICQ? :^)
>>6549216
not that anon,
but yes.
>>6549221
hi glenn
>>6549197
M-muh prime day tho.....
I can pay it back 2mmrw eitherway. It's gonna fuck my score rn butttt, I pay weekly so maybe it won't get totally processed by then and I totally didn't?
>>6549200
Fuggg. Tbh the amazon requiring the last digits has saved me hundreds from drunk me. Maybe that's good tho. This is a terrible idea, but I just wanna buy shit with the money I get 2mrrw..... I mean like I've been good for 4 months.... Nbd if it's a one time thing, I think? Ehh, it'll be paid 2mrrw
>>6549201
I haven't been one for around 6230 days, why start now? :^)
>>6549234
I don't think very many people around here even remember ICQ.
>>6549232
That's not thin though, did the doctor tell you you're underweight? It's normal to have fat on your stomach at that weight, especially if you don't work out, which would mean your bf % is higher.
>>6549240
I am still using it
>>6549242
<3
>>6549243
so i just gotta work out
hey all,
been working on my voice for about a week now
any critical feedback or encouragement is greatly appreciated
the wind got strong at the end and you get to hear my normal voice lol, but the part you can hear me was deffo my best take
thanks
https://clyp.it/gvhk5ulq
>>6549246
Why? It was all we had 20 years ago but there's better things out there today. Unless it's gotten better than it used to be.
I hope kayla is okay :(
Hey everyone. I miss Red. Hanging out with her yesterday in japantown was a blast.
I hope whoever is taking care of her in Portland is doing a good job.
Also work is going well, really enjoy all this wwi documenting work
>>6549232
That's like an average weight, of course you still have pudge, get down to 155 and then ask
>>6549240
I haven't used it in 15 years and still remember my number and password.
>>6549255
my parents refuse to switch to a newer program, I dont really have a choice
>>6549258
Did you get tea and/or moch
Why are there no pictures of red in Lolita dresses
>>6549253
That, and lose weight, I think at around 145lb you should be thin enough to have no flab.
>>6549239
saved instantly
what you listening to this week?
I've been reappreciating paracosm by washed out
>>6549102
Hey mtfg--
Is laser hair removal a good idea? It's hella expensive, but do you think starting it early in hrt would mean I could start passing sooner.
I know I need to be patient but I'm noooootttt
>>6549263
Okay, that's fair.
>>6549239
Credit card companies actively look for any reason to increase your internet rates. That's how they make money.
>>6549239
>I haven't been one for around 6230 days
You've been an adult for like 300 of those, it's not too late.
>>6549219
pff post mug shot then if u r insecure about your profile
>>6549270
>meant to link the first post
I'm an idiot, btw.
>>6549270
Yes, starting early in HRT will probably mean you can start passing earlier, or at least stop not-passing because of facial hair specifically sooner. About expense, shop around, check groupon for deals, etc; prices vary wildly and don't always correspond to experience of the technicians or quality of the equipment used, so you kind of need to shop around.
Okay I'm pulling the trigger qq poor wallet
>>6549268
This is my 7 day
I may have listened to the Dilbert 3 song a lot this week. I don't even know the proper tag for it
>>6549273
True. Blergh, I guess I'll buy shit that won't fuck me.
>>6549276
I haven't been an adult at all desu.
>>6549219
Iktf.
>>6549270
buy a laser gun and life time cartridge, and do it yourself. $500 vs $50000 .
>>6549282
>passing
that word triggers me now
>>6549285
buy a year HRT for someone
>>6549290
>$50,000 for laser
That's completely insane, even considering if it may take more than a dozen sessions. I get laser done on my face for what comes out to about $80 per session, and at a pretty legit dermatology place too.
>>6549290
It's not the same. Those are quite fine for body hair, but they really don't cut it for facial hair. The laser sessions you need for facial hair aren't much more than $1000 anyway.
>>6549297
Can you come up with a better word for it? Not disagreeing that it's not great, just interested if there is anything better to call it.
>>6549288
hmm, pretty wild stuff
i stopped using last.fm or else I'd post mine
albums I've had on rotate this week:
all of washed out
mbv - mbv
both the stargazer lilies albums
drape (norway)
black sabbath - vol. 4
the cure - 4:13 dream
>>6549290
No home laser can be strong enough to perm kill hair, so you'd be doing hat the rest of your life
>>6549266
We got bibimbap and I wanted to get mochi but then I was full. I played a lot of pop'n because I love it.
>>6549314
I paid $33 per for my first 6
>>6549314
I don't know, there doesn't seem to be any sense to how they decide to price these things. Also it's just sort of luck about where you live if there are good laser options or not.
>>6549316
I loveeee how the stone bowls make some of the rice crispy
>>6549288
oblivion access > mista thug isolstion
>>6549282
Yeah-- I actually got a groupon account because pretty soon I wanna start doing facial hair + body laser removal and getting my nails done regularly. But I live in Kansas and I don't know anyone...
>>6549302
$80-- huh, that actually gives me hope, I figured even with a groupon I wouldn't get lower than $100!
>>6549314
Wait what? That doesn't make any
>>6549317
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6549288
You have good taste anon, or at least I like it!
Booked dates for FFS with Deschamps-Braly. I'm so ready to be cute.
>>6549313
but.. but it says that it's a permanent solution, it says it on the box!!
>>6549338
holy shit how much is that?
>>6549288
is chef boyardee an actual band
>>6549345
Like $50k -ish when all is said and done.
>>6549254
damn, shoulda assumed everyone was too busy circle jerking to get any feedback
Why is it that Caitlyn passes but I don't?
>finally get prescription for meds
>dont have money to buy them
JUST
>>6549361
$$$$
>>6549352
Nah, it's one dude, but cboyardee made the Dilbert series and the music in it is great.
>>6549361
She does not
>>6549362
>>6549374
k. keep me posted.,
reminder grace is the cutest
>>6549181
ok :( *fucks off*
>>6549197
if there is a later ;;
>>6549204
que? I have beard shadow though, i just shave really, really, really close daily and I shave twice. I can give my shaving routine though:
soak the blade in rubbing alcohol for a min, apply shaving cream as usual and shave with the grain, to the left, to the right, and against the grain. it's vital to dip your razor in the alcohol after every stroke to avoid irritation and ingrown hairs.
after I'm done I shave again for any left overs I missed. it's not perfect but it doesn't leave any hair pic related
>>6549350
I may have told you this already, but loveless is by far my least favorite release by mbv apart from maybe their early early eps. mbv s/t helped me get through some rough times recently and it flows so much more cohesively than anything they have. It's an album in its truest essenence while I consider loveless to just be a comp of really good songs.
album art work is boss, too
>>6549379
pleb a cutest
>>6549379
I want to eat pizza with Grace
>>6549338
Waittttt they're right here in SF, I'm going to check this out rn
>>6549379
That pizza doesn't look great, the cheese reminds me of plastic.
>>6549379
>>6549386
Uhmm, thanks <3
if I like girls but I also enjoy dressing and feeling like a Sissie and sucking dick what does it mean? Is it a fetish? Is it what I am? I sucked a gay guys dick last night and it just didn't do it for me.
>>6549399
Do you experience dysphoria or does it simply arouse you?
>>6549378
NO YOU.
>>6549399
congrats it means ur pregnant
what items should i include in my dungeon crawler
>>6549391
vote trump
>>6549409
>>6549409
why does Bernie Sanders pretend to be a socialist
>>6549407
The pace of this webm is so slow it's practically painful
>>6549409
so when are they going to kiss?
there needs to be a trump x bernie porno.
>>6549415
to make a bunch of money off stupid goyim before conceding to shillary
>tfw every time you think about Ffs you get a panic attack
>>6549413
>Marsault
You got a skinhead fetish?
does anyone here having a passing voice I can listen to?
>>6549407
needs a run button so its not painfully slow.
also some sort of mtfg reference
>>6549413
still more intelligent than anything the left says
>>6549402
I mean I'm pretty depressed anyway but for a bunch of reasons not all relating to this. I've had lots of and mostly straight sexual experiences but I've also had other ones, and in those situations I was really aroused. Then again I don't know if I could see myself with a guy other than sexually, and I kinda want kids. I recently got out of a really bad relationship and it was with a girl and Idk, maybe I was dissatisfied because she wasn't exactly what I go for. I also have like no friends and I don't seek them and most people I don't know I ignore if they talk to me, I don't react to things, I have trouble making eye contact with people I don't know. Genuinely confused :(
>>6549432
I just like how he manages to piss off everyone across the whole political spectrum. Plus he's really good at drawing, so...
>>6549437
He's against trans rights, just remember that. Came out in support of the NC bill, and then #GaysforTrump came out in support of that, too
>>6549421
bernie yeilded to shillary
>>6549448
There's a certain group who love his work regardless. I like his work but my French is terrible so I have to guess a lot of things and hope the art makes sense.
>>6549452
he supports the states rights to choose but personally supports us and has been consistent with that view all year
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/04/21/donald-trump-says-transgender-people-should-use-the-bathroom-they-want/
>>6549427
I'm giving up soon.
I'm old and falling apart.
>>6549464
>he supports the states rights to choose
Just like gay marriage right? Some things shouldn't be up to the states, a fucking human's rights to use the bathroom should not be up to the states.
>>6549478
yeah, people shouldn't be allowed to vote for the things they want because i dont like some of their opinions
>>6549478
of course not but you have to pick your battles
>>6549478
>>6549464
Oh and another thing, before you say WELL WHY DONT YOU JUST MOVE STATES
Because there isn't a standard for having your gender marker changed on your birth certificate through the whole country
I cannot currently change mine simply because I was born in Illinois and not a better state
Fuck the states rights copout
Some issues should be the local level
Things like our rights that effect our daily lives should not be
>>6549362
No insurance? Or not even with that? That sucks either way...
>>6549489
email Trump and tell him exactly that
>>6549489
#makegraceastate2k14
>>6549407
Rainbow kneesocks.
>>6549489
grace will make america great again
>>6549454
His cultural father figures are pretty distant from the authoritarian far right. Gotlib, his main inspiration, is a liberal Jew. Renaud is a left-wing icon, Siné was as anarchist as it gets. Same for Calaferte even though he was a mystical Christian as well. And Lemmy Kilmister was a staunch atheist and anarchist. So... don't know. He's probably just angry and apolitical, as he claims to be.
>>6549488
Oh yeah putting transmen in the women's room and transgirls in the men's room is a battle we totally shouldn't pick
>>6549487
First they came for the Socialists, and it was okay because ITS JUST THEIR OPINION BRO
>>6549497
I would be the best state ever
>>6549496
I'm sure he's already heard that before
>>6549509
RETURN AMERICA TO GRACE
>>6549504
You dont want everyone playing to be hard all the time.
>>6549511
True, but some people don't bother to look past the art.
>>6549504
everyone fucking has these I've become desensitised to them, they just bore me now. Like I used to get turned on by the idea of these when I first came to here and now I don't even glance at them.
>>6549441
Yeah, is the left so crazy? Trump on foreign policy, the economy, and the environment are all scary things.
He has little understanding of foreign policy, with a focus on protectionism or in the case of his policy on Isis a penchant for abusing US military hard power (troops on the ground). He wants to abandon some of our longest standing and most mutually beneficial allies (Korea and Japan). This not only endangers US strategic interests in Asia by essentially ceding both the Korean Peninsula and the South China Sea. This limits the ability of the US military to respond to threats all over Asia and makes the entire Pacific less secure.
Then you can look to another facet of Trump's protectionism that focuses on more of a "home grown" economy which actually hurts the fiscal state of the average as we lose access to cheap Asian goods because Trump wants to move our trade policy away from China, Japan, Korea, and Mexico. This means no more access to cheap electronics, plastics, produce, or other goods.
Then we can look at Donald Trump's view on the environment, which even if you aren't a tree hugger you should be able to see are awful. He against much of the scientific establishment denies the possibility of anthropogenic climate change. Even if you are a climate change skeptic however, he wants to dismantle the entire EPA which means no more environmental regulations on things like lead in water or paint, toxic waste dumps, or explosive disposal.
So I guess if you want the US to lose it's status as a superpower due to a shrinking strategic capabilities, hate being able to afford more goods, and die of preventable disease, vote for Trump. If any of that sounds bad to you, vote for literally anyone else.
>>6549515
Personally I find all bathrooms offensive.
>>6549528
Tbh I just wanna piss whereever and whenever
>>6549526
And I know this is rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, I slept like shit and I'm falling asleep again.
>>6549526
except the only part of that is true is that he wants to move the trade policy away from Asia and Mexico.
>This means no more access to cheap electronics, plastics
oh no! no more tat!
>>6549533
Im sure there are some girls here into that.
>>6549522
With art like this, it's hard to blame them.
>get charged and arraigned
>do hours of legal research
>gather all the pieces of evidence I need to make the perfect defence
>show up in full girlmode with all my paperwork
>officer walks up to the stand
>"i'd like to request that the prosecution dismiss the case for lack of probable cause"
>case dismissed
I feel strangely unsatisfied.
>>6549436
ah, okay
i'll just assume everyone has a shitty hon voice then
>>6549540
time to sue
>>6549543
Mine isn't great, but it does pass. Even on its own since I don't get misgendered on the phone.
https://clyp.it/acuhnb0y
>>6549551
Bathrooms have never been great, they're all gross, people poop in them, and they're ewwwww.
>>6549489
From what I know about American politics "states rights" has been used to block civil rights for decades.
I posted "tfw ywn get PINNED by reinhardt" in /owg/ and now I'm banned for 3 days for posting off-topic. What gives?
>>6549536
Wants to pull out of Korea and Japan
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/31/politics/trump-view-from-south-korea-japan/
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Trump-Japan-Korea-nuclear-weapons/2016/03/28/id/721115/
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/02/world/asia/north-korea-donald-trump.html?_r=0
Wants to dismantle the EPA
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-says-hed-eliminate-department-of-environment-protection/article/2584908
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-epa-education_us_56240035e4b02f6a900cc0e7
http://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-vows-to-slash-funding-for-education-epa-1452551107
Things the EPA has done in the past and continues to manage just so you know that the department isn't useless. You can find my examples of lead paint, clean water, toxic waste, and explosives disposal on this page.
https://www.epa.gov/aboutepa/look-epa-accomplishments-25-years-protecting-public-health-and-environment
So y'know, whatever.
Are autism and transitioning mutually exclusive?
This is a serious question btw. I think I might be autistic and not actually trans
>>6549446
I mean if you dont think you experience dysphoria I dont think you have to worry about being trans
You can be a girl and like other girls and want kids
but
Just because you have a fetish for dressing up doesn't mean you're a girl
Idk what reasons do you have to think you're trans or a girl?
>tfw the latvian qt at work smiles at you constantly
is this what love looks like?
>>6549558
It has.
>>6549553
dindu
>>6549563
They are not, you should be able tot ell that just by reading this general.
>>6549563
Yes.
>>6549558
Basically, that's why it's a fucking cop out and utter bullshit.
>>6549557
WE SHALL CLEAN THE TOILETS
AND FRESHEN THE AIR
NO MORE SHALL YOU WALK INTO A BATHROOM AND STEP IN A PUDDLE OF PISS
NO MORE SHALL YOU OPEN A STALL AND SEE THE LAST PATRON'S BUSINESS
BATHROOMS WILL BE CLEAN
BATHROOMS WILL BE FRIENDLY
BATHROOMS WILL BE GREAT AGAIN
Had a dream I was hanging out with my mom again and I was pregnant, she kept telling me how wonderful it was and that I was blessed.. why does my mind do this to me?
>>6549577
Maybe it's a glimpse of the future and you need to find a boy to breed your ass until it's reality.
>>6549556
mmm, thanks
I noticed that both you and I sort of do this where we speak quietly, almost at a whisper. Maybe that's just your one recording tho. Is your "normal" (idk how to address this, sorry) much lower than what you posted?
I'd say you pass, but your voice is still a little low which is fine. Mine is like that too.
>>6549563
You can be autistic and have gender dysphoria. I don't know if you in particular do or should transition, that's kind of up to you and your support system to figure out.
>>6549588
I've heard on this board somewhere that it is related to autism spectrum disorder in a lot of people. I'm not entirely sure how true that is but a lot of people on here are self-defined autists so it's anyone's guess.
>>6549560
>http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/trump-says-hed-eliminate-department-of-environment-protection/article/2584908
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-epa-education_us_56240035e4b02f6a900cc0e7
>http://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-vows-to-slash-funding-for-education-epa-1452551107
>January
dude flip flops almost as much as shillary
I wouldn't put weight into it
>>6549576
bomb all bathrooms, purity through flames.
>>6549576
grace 2016!
much less stressful and way more blowjobs
>tfw i literally teamkilled my opponents in overwatch with genji's ult
i'm playing this game way too much lool
>>6549598
>meme
I wish my depression was a meme but it isn't
>>6549590
If by normal you mean the voice I used when trying to present as male, I had to force it to sound lower, yeah. I don't think I could easily go back to doing that now since I haven't faked it that way since a couple years ago.
This recording is pretty much my natural voice, no real training. I'm louder and more lively when actually speaking to someone and I tend to slide into a higher pitch.
WE WW3 NAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZEaUegF6UM
>>6549596
Even if he flip flops on it he has advanced it as a potential policy position and it is one he has yet to turn his back on. It also still doesn't disprove that he would be an awful choice for anyone who cares even a little bit about the environment.
More on why Trump is awful for the environment if allowing lead in to your drinking supply isn't bad enough for you.
http://www.dw.com/en/what-a-trump-win-would-mean-for-the-environment/a-19122827
>>6549539
>tfw no cute french car to road trip in
>>6549604
Genji has has the most fun ult in the game by far.
>>6549600
This. I'd want to become an US citizen just to give my vote.
>>6549611
Mods are meanies they always ban me from /vp/ so now the only thread I dare to post in is the shitposting general there.
Trump may be a douche but Hilary is a turd sandwich
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/28/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-tpp/
>>6549620
Symmtras ult is the most fun
Putting thay teleporter in front of the edge of a cliff is legitimately hilarious
>>6549619
I had a few road trips with the one in front but I usually drive the red one.
>>6549611
rip
>>6549620
i'm in the process of maining genji. i'm good with him, but not great. i'm at 18 hours of play with him rn but i'm shooting for 50~100 hours lool.
Trannies4Trump or bigclits4clinton?????
>>6549632
A horcrux.
>>6549625
Hillary is a turd sandwich who won't be able to move any of her shitty legislation because the Republicans still control congress. They'll fight everything tooth and nail. Trump on the other hand has already shown his ability to strong arm the Republican establishment and he likely wouldn't have to compete with partisan politics in a way that would stop his fuck awful legislative vision from becoming a reality.
>>6549633
Goddamn I need one of those in my life, I saw one at a car show and I fell in love. French cars are gr8.
>>6549350
Using a chromebook with shit for painting programs, but I got some always relevant older ones, mostly 5x5
B-be gentle
>>6549632
A knife.
>>6549636
>bigclits4clinton
>her gt is bigger than the average clit
Freak
>>6549641
All you need is free healthcare then everything will be okay.
>>6549649
>the feeling when you have a penis
>tfw you're perfectly happy and ok until you start looking at ffs
;_; I'm literally dying and my gf is just telling me none of it looks good, and I don't need it anyway which is a huge lie >.<
>>6549650
No, all we need is someone who won't fuck up everything that every president since FDR has worked to achieve.
>>6549642
If you mean the 2CV, they're pretty much collector's items by now and get more expensive every year. Bought it for about 4 k€ fifteen years ago and it's worth more than twice that now.
>>6549631
I mostly play with friends so I don't really feel like being a huge cunt to my teammates :P
>>6549632
your favorite naughty doujin quote
>>6549635
He is a real tricky dood best of luck in maining him. I haven't played overwatch for a bit will return when the old mom goes live, though I'm probably just going to keep playing hanzo unless they give her some way to reach high places. A (support) sniper that can't use sniper perches to do her thing is going to be pretty damn useless I feel given how good tracer is even against widow.
>>6549657
Yeah, I saw one of them thundering across a desert in a film and I fell in love. But I caught the JDM bug before I caught the French car bug so I've got to get me some flip up lights before I put up some French blinds.
>>6549655
do it in steps so its less scary
just get your brow done and hairline advanced and then go to korea and get their jaw and chin surgery to get it softened
>listening to crystal castles newer songs
>literally get a boner
wtf is this shit lmao
>>6549665
thanks for the recommendation, downloading now
>>6549664
also maybe a lip lift
>>6549665
Is it the lyrics or what?
>>6549665
AGP CONFIRMED!!!!!11
>>6549675
>she doesn't even have a brow bone tf lmao
oh I thought she did
then just a hairline advance and getting her jaw and chin pointy shaved down
why is everyone intersex
>>6549656
I don't see anything wrong with America except poverty and segregation.
>clean out closet to flush your drugs
>find more drugs that you forgot you had
Gdi it's like an archaeological dig, except instead of pottery there's amphetamines and ghb
>>6549684
i believe in you :)
You guys are nerds.
>>6549684
Aren't you worried you're going to give the sewer rats an overdose?
>>6549689
sry
>>6549689
so r u
>>6549684
>>6549686
I agree she is pretty but she wants it done though and a hairline advance would make her prettier and her jaw is wide and her chin is pointy
with those things done she would be super pretty
>>6549689
says the chick thats an extra from alvin and the chipmunks
>>6549696
I'd rather she not go to prison.
