Cis Lesbian General: Southern belles edition
I like my women like I like my tea: strong, sweet, and southern.
>tfw you will never be a lesbian debutante at a lesbian debutante ball
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>>6489419
>>6489488
>tfw no gf to comfort me after Poland's loss against Portugal
>>6487480
Thanks! According to my friend she may have tried to ask me on a date over a month ago and my dumb ass just didn't realize it.
When we went to the music festival together she was the one who asked me. She even paid for my ticket and bought me dinner.
>tfw I'm this stupid
>>6489514
Same. I just want some cuddles so I can dry my bitter tears. I can't believe thst guy missed a penalty what a shit.
Portugal played pretty well though, so they deserve it.
>>6489851
what about neo vaginas?
>>6489842
don't shit on Błaszczykowski, he doesn't deserve to be shat on
And if Portugal played pretty well then Poland was fucking amazing, they played way better
>>6489857
>a penis turned inside out
oh hell no I won't lick a penis ever
Stop feeding the trolls, fuckwits.
I mean granted there isn't really anything else to do around here since all the cool people are in discord now.
>>6489899
>>6489899
what's the discord?
>>6489920
Well hello there.
>>6489934
>http://pastebin.com/P644WESi
Contains invite and rules.
>>6489956
>sikret
Senpai it's posted in every OP.
>>6489987
Britbongs have a pretty strong presence there tho.
>>6489857
What about neokillyourself?
>>6490048
You do you famalam.
>>6489419
Question, sorry if its probably been asked a thousand times in here, but what do you value more, the face/personality/body, or just purely sexual organs, say a transgendered chick was the .01% of the 100% passing, looks great, wasnt a mentally unstable personality revolving around being transgender, and super chill person. Would you even consider it or is it a full on dealbreaker do not pass go?
Honest question, sorry if people get annoyed.
>>6490105
>w-will you p-please v-validate m-my-
No. You are a man and that is why none of us will date you. Fuck off.
>>6490157
Then you're not a lesbian.
Bigen that way >>
>>6490168
Nor their personalities. They're all male socialized and transparently act like men. Or sometimes, like a caricature of what men think women are.
Also I love that loaded question, implying lesbians are shallow somehow for not wanting dick.
>>6490174
The operative words there being femininity and girls. A tranny isn't a girl. If it has a dick, it's a man. Kill yourself, btw.
Stop fucking responding to it
This is probably a pretty retarded question.
How does one have lesbian sex? I've never done anything like this before and I'm nervous.
>>6490278
Sorry if I sounded facetious. I wanted to read up on the subject before doing anything dumb.
>>6489506
And why should we include trannies? You have your own threads, you're not entitled to ours.
>>6489419
TIL I'm into cowgirls.
>>6489419
>tfw not a Confederate soldier
>not killing Yankees and protecting my heritage
>no nigger slaves serving my Southern Belle wife
>cannot come back home with Lincoln's head.
Life is very bad, indeed.
>>6490506
Have one.
>>6489573
holy shit how do you basically have a girlfriend for a whole month and not realize it?
>>6490520
>>Tfw northener
>>Tfw I will never do Shermans March to the Sea and burn down to your property.
>>Tfw you will never get word from your slaves that a women on a black horse has started to burn the edge of your property.
>>Tfw you will come out with guns blazing, pissed off at me and I have my men take you from behind by surprise and drag you up your own stairs and I rape you in your own bed, in your own house as my men kill all of your men workers, and your slave women watch and get aroused themselves.
>>Tfw I would rape you into becoming completely submissive to me and lust for my touch.
>>Tfw the filthy reds come to your home to check on you as we're having tea and you completely convince them you're fine as I'm sitting across from you, smirking from how well you've developed stockholm syndrome towards me.
>>Tfw after the war was won I would still treat you like a sex slave and force you to do risky sexual things in public since you've started to like the thrill of being caught
>>Tfw I get you to agree to sign over everything you own and the deed to your large mansion and property, and turn it into a lesbian whore house as I still import qt female slaves from around the world.
>>Tfw no Satans March to the Sea
>>Tfw can't force and spread the purest form of love upon others into seeing the light of a new era
I've never felt like a failure until now..
>want to try tinder
>closeted
I want to have fun and see if I'm likeable, dammit
So a femme lesbian in manly clothing is a futch.
What is a dyke in femme clothing?
>>6491230
Hot as fuck.
Nervous tall gril here. I'm tall and athletic, people like to grab on my shoulders or arms, etc (especially old ladies at my job, hold me).
I need some validation here, because only obese fatties have been coming on to me (and obviously much older than me). I just want to take a survey here, but do any small and fit qts find tall, athletic girls attractive?
>>6491606
Is that a joke? Athletic tall girls are the best kind of girl.
>tfw gf
I just wanted to let all the NEET's know that I have successfully paired and I posses a gf these days.
>tfw 24 yo kissless virgin NEET
>it's been 2 years since I last talked to a female who didn't already go through menopause during the Bush administration
>too ugly and autistic to talk to grils my age
>doesn't even matter because the only lesbians in my town are like 40 and look like Big Boo from OITNB
JUST
>>6491868
You're destiny is to became a mistress to a successful lesbian business woman.
>>6491606
I'm 5'3, skinny, sort of fit and fem. Ans fuck yeah we would be anon, a taller gf would be fun. So long as you're somewhat feminine and decent looking anyone would like you. How tall are you anon?
>>6491884
I'm pretty sure successful business women can just import 18 year old cuties from some third world shithole if they want sex slaves instead of bothering with lazy white girls.
It's a nice fantasy tho, trading girl cummies for chicken nuggies and financial stability.
>>6491946
>banging niggers
Oh hell no. I'd rather take lazy ass white girl over some shit skin any time.
>>6491885
Yeah, but what if they happen to be someone I know but am not interested in? Then they might start gossip amongst their female friends. I would never do that, but I don't trust groups of snobby, catty looking girls..
>>6490385
>you're not entitled to ours
>tfw cissies feel entitled to shitpost in tranny threads whenever they "just have a innocent question about why you all you freaks do ___" or just want to insult someone they see as beneath them but freak out and have an autism fit whenever they notice trannies outside tranny ghettos being a part of society at-large
>tfw bathroom laws targeted at sticking it to trannies keep leading to cis women getting kicked out instead
>The South
>in any way a good place to be
East Coast is best Coast, cunts
>>6491230
Uncomfortable
This kills the butch
>>6492040
>whenever they notice trannies outside tranny ghettos
Nearly half the board is tranny ghetto.
If that isnt enough space for you then maybe you need to lay off the depression eating senpai.
>>6492040
>cissies to thing X which is considered wrong
>do the same thing
Nice!
How do I attract girls rather than sleezy guys when I go out?
>>6491936
5'9", am feminine (I think).
I just want to held by a qt damnit. I feel like I'm a damn unicorn, fuck I just want to not have to be dominant in a relationship.
>>6491994
but what if? but what if? but what if?
i see your point if you risk getting thrown out or disowned, but then you're dealing with a vastly different, larger and serious problem than just the minimal risk of gossipy girls
>but what if they happen to be someone I know but am not interested in?
see, this is the major problem with all anxiety-ridden people: not their anxiety per se, but their incredible self-obsession. no one cares about you, no one is particularly interested in gossiping about you. you're making seem as if you believe everyone would be automatically interested in you, and you're the one going to turn everyone down. most girls I grew up with in school and held a great aversion towards are now perfectly nice adults whom I maybe wouldn't become friends with, but can still value as good people. at most they'll mention it to a friend(s) and then talk about something else. they would do exactly the same thing with anyone else they know.
again if you have any actual reason to believe it would have a severely negative impact on your life, such as living in a very small conservative area, then you have a different problem and should consider moving
Does anyone think the new OITNB season is boring as fuck as if they run out of stories to tell and reduced the show to a fan service marathon?
>inb4 we no longer watch OITNB and have already moved to a far more interesting show, get with the fucking times idiot
>>6492213
I didn't finish season 3.
>>6492213
It should end soon enough. Seriously.
>>6492135
Stop being a gross tranny.
>>6492213
Bruh this is the best season yet
Trannies have ruined the gay rights movement.
>>6492236
Yeah but it is getting a little bit boring, like the characters just have nothing more to tell so they all are like "let's throw in this totally contrived conflict to spice things up for no reason so the audience know this isn't a chill kid camp and actually a big scary prison."
I liked the part when they hounded the tranny in the season 3, that was some piece of genuine fun there. The burrito gang/white power conflict seems promising though.
>>6492227
Why so mean?
>>6492263
Because you pushy disgusting entitled men need to STOP invading and VIOLATING our spaces just to fulfill your sexist fetish!
I've never been much of a social person, in fact I pretty much hate everyone, however lately I've been playing D&D with a friend and his friends, mostly because my depression has come to a point that if I stay home for more than a few hours I start considering suicide.
Anyway, they are all nerd dudes, and apparently that means their standards are low enough that I seem appealing somehow. And I hate it. I just want to fucking role dice and slay imaginary creatures so I don't end up blowing my fucking brains off after downing half a bottle of vodka, is it that much to ask!? And sure I could just tell them I'm gay, but it feels wrong having to share personal info with random people just to get some peace. Why should I be parading around covered in rainbows, I don't want to be looked at like a freak, nor do I want people to assume shit about me just because I like pussy, specially considering that the LGBTQWERTY crowd sucks balls (both literally and figuratively).
Sorry for the rant, but as you may have guessed I don't have friends irl.
>tldr: how do you get guys to back off without announcing you are a fag?
>>6492275
But I'm cis
>>6492275
Different guy, but lesbians do nothing for me sexually, I just kind of poke by every now and then because of the interesting small talk.
>>6492303
That's what they all say.
>>6492303
Kill yourself you obvious MAN!
:'(
>>6492330
:^)
My life is so boring and monotonous. I wake up, go to work, go home and I'm too tired to do anything but play a few minutes of vidya and watch a movie. And then I think of cooking something but I'm too tired for that too so I eat a carton of nuts or beef jerky and then sleep.
I should find a gf but it takes so much work. I've hired the same hooker several times, but I like intimacy more than sex.
I want to end my life out of sheer boredom, or quit my job and travel(but I'd never actually do it)
>>6492569
Why people think traveling is a miracle cure? If anything it has taught me that grass isn't any greener somewhere else; it's just different. Most of the worlds cultures are patriarchal and they simply suck. Think women are being harassed in the US? Try Karachi or any non-tourist town in India. Go to Arabian peninsula outside the fine tourist attractions and see beyond the Arabian hospitality what the culture is really like. Africa is the same. Some of the locals see white women as ugliest creatures ever, while some see them as trophies.
Point is, if your life sucks where you are, it will continue to suck abroad. Also you'll probably hang out with other Americans/whatever your people are called.
>>6492593
You're right. I say that because It's really meant to be some kind of dream or goal that's a reflection of everyone else's.
Because I know I hate my life but I can't imagine anything better except "traveling". Do you want me to fucking kill myself? Geez
>>6492638
How about stop being so damn bitter? No offence luv, but I mean nobody wants to a pathetic lezzy with life problems. Many like the hot mess kind of people but I wouldn't date you unless you were the last girl on earth.
>>6492638
I suppose what I really want, is freedom. Stupid as fuck, I know.
>>6492666
I'm not that unpleasant of a person irl, I swear. I just have a shit life and I have a hard time dealing with that at times
>>6492213
I haven't watched anything past S2.
>>6492695
Sounds like you're just lazy. I mean, if things suck so much, why don't you do something different? Misery is comfortable and a person who is comfortable in misery is someone I wouldn't date.
>>6492213
>get with the fucking times idiot
I haven't even watched Blue is the Warmest Color yet.
I haven't even finished season 1 of The L Word yet.
I haven't even watched a single episode of a single yuri anime yet.
I haven't even played Kindred Spirits on the Roof yet.
OITNB is very far back in my queue, unless someone can convince me otherwise.
>>6492833
You're gonna watch the L Word over Orange is the New Black?
Dear, the only reasons there's such a following for the L Word is because we were 12 with no other lesbians to look at.
You don't have to put yourself through it if you're just starting now.
>>6492844
I don't really want to watch any of it. I just don't like missing references when people have conversations. I still hear people use, "she's such a [insert L word character]," to describe someone. I've never heard anyone use OITNB characters that way, they just talk about the most recent episodes and it sounds boring.
>>6492183
Not that anon but--
>>Multiple girls I know who're bi sluts and just have a shit personality in general, id rather not have them know I'm using dating sites and they've all tried to hit on me one time or another.
I KNOW they use the sites since I've seen their profiles come up in searches
>>I have actual reason to believe it would have a severely negative impact on my life, such as I am living in a very small conservative area and can't afford to move
When you live in a small town, shit like that destroys your life. FAST. So speak for yourself. It's like living in a pit full of snakes. And the women around me are all either druggies, sluts or fucking cunts. I do go out and socialize and party but I also choose my friends wisely enough to make sure I keep people I dislike at a distance if possible.
>>6492666
Im a lezbo an to be honest. I love girls that are a mess. Those are the best ones.
It's never boring.
>>6492280
Announce that you're a fag
>>6492833
Blue is the Warmest Color had my favorite fap scenes. Can lesgen discord watch that next?
>>6493352
Yeah well, go for whatever makes you happy.
>>6492280
Don't accept gifts from them, try hard not to physically touch them or let them touch you, tell them you're not interested in them ect. You don't have to say why, just say "Sorry, you're not my type, I'm sure you'll find someone else." I had this problem A LOT growing up. Nerdy guys will fawn over women who play vidya or any games in general. That's the downside of it..
You can go about it without being a bitch, but set clear boundries and know when they're overstepping them and shut it down fast. Flirting is obvious unless you're naive. The worst is when you tell them you're a lesbian and they think they can convert you if they beg hard enough. Weebs can be desperate/creepy and clingy as fuck. Just be careful and look for red flags.
>>6493508
probs
>>6492878
>I still hear people use, "she's such a [insert L word character],"
"she's such a Shane".
I've heard people say this. I hate it. it makes me cringe with embarrassment. sort of like when people quote memes IRL.
>>6493508
Just watch some yuri iono
>>6493564
>weeb trash
>>6493564
Can't into animu trash, senpai.
Gimmie french lesbians.
>>6493511
you know its thinking like that that makes it so hard to find someone these days. What is perfection? its what ever ONE person thinks it is.
there is no way you would find a real right one for you. If you think like that anyway. People are wonderfully flawed. I love that about people., an to be frank I'm tiered of all the girls that look the same. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! I mean really does EVERYONE have to have blond hair and wear sunglasses. Played out is an understatement for that whole wanting to be perfect thing. I like people who know they have problems but know they are a work in progress. that's my kind of girl. she has to know that she is a work in progress, and that people are people first. We are naturally wonderfully flawed.
>>6490520
>>6490787
>>6493731
Glouphrie pls go
im tr@/|/sgender btw
>>6493933
okay
>>6493933
what does that have to do with Anything?
STOP
RESPONDING
It's called samefagging.
#dedgen
>>6489419
Why do girls from the south all have hot bodies but ugly faces?
>>6494828
inbreeding
>>6492569
You sound like someone that needs to start working out. You don't have to go overboard, but building up your athletic stamina can enhance your day to day energy pool greatly ,even if you just jog two or three times a week.
i hate the feeling of being on the verge of giving into chemistry with a girl only to find out something that's a deal breaker at the last second
how do i consciously or willingly drop my standards just to get laid lesgen?
>>6495217
>>Just to get laid
Don't have emotional attachments and just fuck them and walk away
>>6495217
If you're just looking to get laid it's clearly a psychological hangup with you that's preventing you from moving forward on sex because of some small thing you don't like.
>>6495271
this time it was because she said she was in an LDR and felt lonely
the last time, a different girl, she said she didn't like the way she looked naked which led to confessions of dysphoria
it has been a long time between these opportunities which is why I asked, should've just fucked this girl despite her relationship. I don't even dislike people who fuck around. I wish I could be like one of them.
>>6495322
Usually when I hear "deal breaker" it's followed by some inane shit. Those are fairly reasonable
>tfw mildly younger childhood friend is getting married but you're still struggling to loose your virginity
>>6495360
so how do they
>>6495688
I can help you with the virginity issue, if you like.
Can next lesgen thread be pets editon?
>>6496560
What kind of pet?
Pet like a puppy or pet in a kinky way?
>>6496573
Both. To keep the thread sexy and adorable at the same time.
>>6492135
Next time shave your mustache.
New Game! soon, /レズ/
Are you hyped for the Kirarashit of the season? Because I am.
>>6491606
Im 5'5" and pretty fit; I definitely prefer athletic tall girls
>>6497200
Do you have sauce on that anon?
>>6497303
Are you stupid?
>>6496736
The guys on soc are so much nicer, people are assholes here. So much for community
>>6497322
No just new here. I just wanted to know because it looks interesting and I love lewd comics
>>6497437
Nah I think you're just plain stupid, otherwise you would have common sense or at least know how to use Google.
>>6492833
The L word fucking sucks.
>tfw father is kicking me out home
>>6489419
So how are southern girls? I've always thought the southern accent is sexy as fuck for some reason but I've never met someone like that in person
>>6494828
>literal chicken legs
>talllets
eww
>>6498934
I'm from NC and most lesbians I've met here have been batfuck crazy. Many obese white trash dykes. Bisexuals are even worse.
I met a qt Mexican lesbian a few months ago but I was too shy to initiate anything. She was so gorgeous. Also she was only 16.
>>6498956
>mfw americants can't fuck 16yo women because they get their asses raped in jail
>>6499038
>europoor in charge of understanding state laws
>>6498942
>when a "nice girl" has chicken legs
>>6499065
/lesgen/ i fucked up
>single, too spaghetti to be otherwise
>have really nice older femme cuddlebuddy friend that i get touchy kissy with sometimes
>she has a girlfriend but she's okay with us doing whatever
>friend mentions that she and her gf have been thinking about bringing a fwb into the bedroom
>she knows i'm not real experienced or anything and suggests i join them
>i'm overwhelmed but i agree
>we all get together at her gf's place a few nights later
>super nice swole and tall oh wow
>they both go to great lengths to make me comfortable and they're both literally too sweet
>we blow through some wine and a couple hours later we're all naked
>friend is spooning me and her gf is introducing me to her knuckles
>holy shit this is the best feeling i'm going to die
>start to burn alive on the inside and know i'm about to cum
>friend whispering into my ear i can't handle this
>bladder tenses at the exact same time i start having contractions
>i end up peeing all over her girlfriend's face
>absolutely fucking mortified
>gf isn't too thrilled but isn't mad
>friend tells me it's okay
>i'm devastated and say i need to go
>get dressed and get the fuck out
>cry the whole drive home
>it's been since may 25th and i haven't responded to my friend's texts at all and am actively because i can't face her after pissing on her fucking girlfriend
i want to fucking kill myself holy shit this is what i get for leaving the house fuck this
>>6499446
How common is it to piss during orgasms, literally never happened to me
>>6499499
It's not unheard of, but I have no experience.
>>6499446
Wow
>>6499065
I thought chicken legs were when a girl is bowlegged or some shit
>>6499446
That's....pretty bad. Can't even lie
You should probably move to a different city so you don't have to worry about making eye contact with either of them ever again.
You also need to go pick up tons of random chicks in bars and get over 1000 notches on your belt so you get your sexual confidence back.
>>6499446
Eh. Shit happens. It's not like you did it on purpose.
I mean, it's embarrassing but it was an involuntary physiological reaction. It doesn't sound like anyone's holding it against you.
At least you get a good story out of it.
>>6499446
Oh my god ahaha
>>6499446
Hoooly shit girl.
>>6498934
I heard they're all fat, armed and religious. I don't mind the first two, but I'm not sure about dating a christian. Is Jennifer Lawrence considered southern? She said she used to have the accent.
>>6499446
Oh lord
>>6499446
>>6500980
Yeah, it's really long.
>met a lesbian cuckquean today whose partner gets fucked by dudes
>>6501296
Absolutely disgusting
>tfw your girlfriend is fucking gorgeous in every way and you know full well that she's settling and you don't deserve her at all
>>6497385
People are mean to you because you have a Y chromosome and you're posting in lesgen, sir.
anyone here in their mid twenties and never actually kissed a girl? ;_;
>>6502042
Yes, but I don't feel sadness anymore.
>>6502042
What a silly question.
>>6501506
Eh. Don't assume. If you've got a good thing just enjoy it. Does she seem like she thinks she's settling?
>>6502042
Me, but I don't count.
>>6502042
the last time I kissed a girl was 2008 kek killme
>have a Korean gf
>ask her to teach me how to say "I miss you" in Korean
>"please stop ruining my language your accent is horrible"
aigoo
>>6502570
>>6502595
w-where do you live? How did you get Korean gf?
>>6502608
I live in EU and I met her online, out of pure luck. Long story short: I thought she was pretty, I messaged her since we were into the same things (mostly yuri), she replied, then we fell in love in the span of a few weeks.
Let's reach the bump limit today, I want to be ready for freedom edition
>>6502896
Smart idea. Everyone start shit posting about not having a gf to pee in your face.
Lately I'm regretting lesbian brainwashing myself, because it seems like a shitty lifestyle
My current gf is my first ever gf. I was a virgin when we met (although I had kissed before). She slept with 2 men (denial phase) and 23 women before she met me (she's very confident, and was a bit of a playgirl). I don't think she's a slut, and I don't want her to feel shamed. For that reason, I've never voiced my insecurity before. How do I overcome said insecurity? I don't want to feel like random-replaceable-girl-number-24, and I don't want to lose her by making her feel judged.
>>6503178
Develop an alter ego that doesn't care about it then while youre being your alter ego kill your original self and live the rest of your life as the alter
>>6503178
every time you have sex with someone new it's a learning experience, what person A likes may not be what person B likes. good communication and a determined spirit are what makes sex good.
>>6503178
do what >>6503194 says. I'd augment that though. Develop an alter ego that is extremely charismatic. Your alter-ego can go out and fuck a bunch of qts. It's not cheating, because it isn't you having sex, it's your alter-ego. Then, when you and your gf's bodies both have a more equal sexual history, kill your alter-ego.
>>6503178
>She slept with 23 women
damn, nice catch th--
>2 men
>I don't think she's a slut
protip: if she's been dicked, she's worthless. enjoy your ruined semen encrusted fleshlight gf
disgusting biscum trash
It's true. Goldstars are the only trustworthy girlfriend.
>>6502042
>tfw never hugged a girl even
>>6503372
spotted the tranny
pls don't leave me here alone with the pedoweebs
>>6503372
the only time i hugged other girl she was hugging me to ask a favor
>>6503194
Worked for me. I killed off my old shy awkward and insecure self and replaced it with a calm, confident and sexier alter ego and it worked.
>>6503519
idontknowwhatiexpected.gif
>>6503372
Jfc anon, Id hug you! I always get hugs. I'm short so I get smothered with boobs most of the time. Even though I never ask for hugs, it's always the other person initiating it since I actually hate touching people I'm not close with.
>tfw no crazy gf that'll shave off one of my eyebrows while I'm asleep
>>6503656
pls be L O N D O N
>>6503668
Are you implying that you could be my crazy gf...
>>6503707
i will happily be your crazy gf
>>6503724
On a scale of one to ten, how crazy are you? 10 being very, one being not very.
>>6503656
I kekkled.
>>6503519
It's not pedo if it's pure.
>>6503724
Thanks for making me smile anon
>>6503608
Are you satanposter from leftypol
>>6503807
Nope. Don't visit /pol/ if that's what you mean.
>>6503830
different pol
Halp lesgen. Have girls into me. Can't get turned on cuz i can't get this unattainable girl out of my head.
>>6489514
>you will never have your lesbian girlfriends shave your gay balls.
Why live?
>>6503858
Not a lesbo if she's cool with balls bro
>>6503848
S, go for it.
I've come to realize there will never be a perfect human-being out there and everyone has flaws. Some just hide theirs better then others. Find someone whose perfect for you and accepts your flaws as you accept theirs.
>>6503864
>This logic.
I'm guessing you think he's not gay if he play with breasts either.
>>6503871
Can't figure out what's wrong with me. I used to like being a hoe. I love women. Like..... A lot. But this ONE chick i just can't get out of my head.
>>6503905
I'm just shooting in the dark here but maybe, i dont know, you're in love?
>>6503914
You wanna shave my gay balls? You can start there.
We have to become friends though, I don't just let anyone shave my balls, only those that have earned it and are true friends.
>>6503916
No that's stupid. The girl doesn't even like me back. She won't talk to me. I just can't get her out of my head.
>>6503905
Don't dwell on one special snowflakes unattainable cunt that's teasing you when you could already have one begging for you in your bed. It's not worth it, trust me. Get her out of your head and go for the qts infront of you.
The fuck is wrong with me.
>>6503967
Idk, but asking for advice on an anonymous board is probably a bad idea.
>>6503984
we have an entire board to prove it.
You've got the feels S. It's not unheard of.
>>6503984
I'm not asking for advice. I want to be cussed out for being so fucking stupid and not just being me. Well the old me anyway. I think im pissed at me.
>>6504033
Hey I'm having that feel right now too! Let us bask in pure self-rage together.
>>6504056
How are you dealing with it?
>>6504095
By reminding myself that we are all fallible human beings. Don't be too hard on yourself, S, you're just being hamstrung by human nature right now, and you aren't the first or the only one.
>>6503996
S stands for Stupid.
>>6504218
You suck at this.
>>6501506
>tfw you're ugly so nobody will ever feel grateful to be with you and like she doesn't deserve you
y live
>>6501506
>tfw no gf way out of my league
This is some underhanded bragging you've brought to us.
>>6502632
Is it the older Korean lady from DC who used to post here?
>>6504589
Oh wasn't she like 40? God she was hot.
>tfw no stronk and cute military gf to protect me from rapey brown people and have amazing BBQs with
Who needs proper healthcare anyway, I need me one of them green cards.
Anyone else have a weakness for girls in uniform?
>>6504863
No. Kill yourself
How do you fake horny? I know str8 girls do it all the time.but i can't.
>>6504791
Yeah, or thereabouts, iirc. I liked her stories.
>>6505115
Just....don't.
>>6503178
>She slept with[...] 23 women before she met me
the fuck? how is that even possible? did she hire hookers or roofy girls from bars?
ugh.
>>6505333
>>6505362
ugh.
>>6505378
>>6505399
:(
>>6505421
ugh.
>>6505430
>>6505481
ugh.
>ovulating
>sex drive massively increases but tfw no gf
>good friend comes into town to visit
>after a few drinks, we bone
>she's a fucking terrible lay
>somehow end up even more sexually frustrated than before having sex
>>6505539
>>6505571
ugh.
>>6505591
;_;
>>6505622
ugh.
>>6505632
pls
>>6505704
pls what
>>6505715
pls no step on snek
>>6505632
>>6505726
hows it going dot
>>6505736
>>6505749
>>6505773
>>6505785
>>6505792
>>6505836
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>>6505749
Do you get this reference ms.meme poster?
>>6505900
>implying someone would post Kropotkin without knowing who he was and what he stood for
>>6505907
Oh wow. No I just found it weird that Kropotkin was posted in a seemingly random meme dump. Its really cool that you're interested in political philosophy. Only thing I've read by him is mutual aid.
