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Previous thread >>6472725
i want someone to succ my boobs desu
>>6473745
why does this never work for me? :c
i feel like im never going to have a guy to take my virginity
xth for grace a cutest
>>6473745
>>6473743
s a m e
>>6473743
(λn.λf.λx.f (n f x)) boobs
>>6473743
I want someone to suck my dicc desu
My outfit looks super qt but I'm not gonna post pics bc I don't want anon to be mean to me
>>6473695
She called me a hon first, bullying isn't the same thing as defending urself when ur attacked
>tfw a literal who trip
>tfw when you sound like mrs doubtfire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkveS1xG5L
>>6473756
Maybe you're already a cutie and you're not aware!
>>6473757
Saving it for a girl, huh?
so now that the UK has left the EU, Merkel is fixing to Merge the member countries into one actual super state
http://s.tvp.pl/repository/attachment/d/5/1/d51736df11c6ad23221e46543829f1df1467008961919.pdf
>>6473771
>telling someone to kill themselves is defending yourself
jesus christ hon.
>>6473759
Golly, thank you
>>6473772
I found this relevant gif of you.
>>6473772
Please, you actually make it into tier lists and straw polls.
Oh man, my bf's female co-workers ripped into me while I was waiting for him to return from a delivery.
Just kill me
im a good girl feel so good to hear from you again for the first time in the morning and I will be going to be a good lesbian housewife desu how do I get a qt to marry me so I can take care of her and love her forever to get the best way to get the most important thing is that the love of my friends are girls my girlfriend is a girl who can pound your boipcci the best way to get to the bathroom and then immediately go back to the bathroom and I will be going to be a good idea if you're feeling really bad for the first time in the happy hour or so of course you can get high on estrogen the best of luck with your friends and family members and friends and I will be going to be a grile the best way for the first time since I was wondering if you are eligible for the first to see if you are looking for a couple of months ago I was wondering if anyone has any questions or concerns about the same time as a result of the Soviet Union Station and the skin tightened the best way to the aquarium in riverhead you can watch the video is a good tomato girl in the world of the time your not on the brat with a baseball game is at the end of this tag has been a long way in which the company is a myth of the time your not on than the other hand I am a very good girl
>>6473772
n-no, thats me
>>6473776
nope, definitely not
>>6473771
>She called me a hon first, bullying isn't the same thing as defending urself when ur attacked
god damn, lol
>>6473775
go to bed chris chan
>>6473781
>hons calling others hons
mtfg.
>tfw garbage people reply to you but u don't know what they said bc they're filtered
>>6473796
i don't have the slight southern drawl he does
>>6473794
afternoon, P-tan! how is you today?
>>6473789
Yeah in the garbage tier to never be moved. Raise your standards joan.
>>6473792
you antagonise everyone everywhere you go
>>6473777
kinda leaning more towards guys but if a girl was comfortable with that then maybe
nice repeating digits joan senpai
>>6473805
I never noticed it before and now it's all I hear
>>6473801
>bragging about filters
alright youre scum lol
>>6473764
w-woah this is a blue board...
>>6473794
;)
>>6473801
*reply*
>>6473794
hi sis
>>6473806
pretty happy, I feel no feels
>>6473801
It was potato nose mcchin face
>>6473743
it's the best desu
>>6473817
>bb pls u even have a fan club <3
oh?
>>6473818
>>6473818
hey bby <3
Does anyone have any good, positive stories about coming out to their families?
A lot of my problems right now are because I'm closeted, and they know somethings wrong with me but I lie about whats really bothering me.
I'm just really scared to do it, so I need some encouragement
>>6473815
today was my first day trying it and i dont know if im going in the right direction or not
>>6473831
I only came out to my mom so far but she was nice about it.
>>6473819
*cuddles little sis* u dont know how much i missed you <3
>>6473831
Nope!
Be prepared to be beaten.
>>6473833
it sounds like falsetto which is not good.
speak from your chest, put your hand on it and feel it, then raise your hand slowly and raise where you're resonating your voice. eventually make it up vlose to your throat
bam, voicetraining in a nutshell
>>6473793
Alright, who's been training their recurrent neural network with /mtfg/ posts?
>>6473835
Do you always have to make it weird and gross with that rp shit?
>>6473831
When I came out to my mom we talked about it and she got me a therapist because I wanted one.
Everyone else has just been like, we thought you were gay but you seem a lot happier now so okay, as long as you're sure about it.
>>6473810
But I didn't even say anything to them :/
>>6473841
i bet it's autocomplete on a phone, just hitting the middle word over and over....
>>6473835
<3 <3 <3
technically I am still gone, Ill probaby not know I oposted here tomorrow, so I wont return for a while
>>6473840
>speak from your chest
????
>>6473840
It doesn't really even sound falsetto
Should do what amy says though.
>>6473848
o-oh so i have to wait for a while? ;_;
>>6473847
quid u auoicomplete me
>>6473775
i forgot my trip but this is me
>>6473829
>>6473829
>>6473829
i drank a coffee chocolate milkshake and now my tummy is sad T_T
>>6473836
its magick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed-point_combinator#Fixed_point_combinators_in_lambda_calculus
>>6473854
literally what redeeming qualities do i have at all though??? answer this time don't dodge it
>>6473834
That's good to hear
>>6473839
welp
>>6473845
That sounds like it went pretty well
The thing is I don't know who to come out to first, I'm not exactly very close with any of my family members
they probably also think I'm gay tbqh
>>6473752
>>6473730
tfw don't have two mommies to tend to their titties
>>6473857
Clearly you were not top of the class then.
>>6473867
pick whoever you think would be least likely to freak out about it.
>>6473853
probably ;~;
the longest time I was gone was for a whole year
>>6473857
its called headvoice, not whatever you wanna do.
>>6473861
I figured out prog metabolizes to a benzo alike, I ve been trying to quit, but its really hard.
I hope you feel better soon tho!
>>6473867
Come out to whoever you think is going to be the most trans friendly first
>>6473868
tfw nobody thinks of me as a mommy because im too young and immature
At least i have tiddies
>>6473862
ur qt and nice and u hate men whats not to like
>>6473868
>tfw dont have two cuties to lay down with and have them put their heads on my chest while i stroke their hair
when will quid and korra break up and why?
I'm dat boi
>>6473882
waddap
>>6473836
It's lambda calculus. Cornflake's one is the Y-combinator (one of the better known lambda calculus functions). Mine is part of one way to encode the natural numbers in the lambda calculus; what it does is take a natural number as input and return the natural number that comes after it. Because it calculates the successor of a natural number, that function is commonly named 'succ', so that's basically the joke.
>>6473831
I didn't have a positive one, but I can tell you it feels amazing when they eventually just, started thinking of me as a woman, but like it takes time, and them seeing you're ok and happier, which can't happen if you're closeted and worried ^_^
>tfw you get your meds and have your first productive day in months
:)))))))))))))
>>6473876
i think you have perfect suckable tiddies
i want to play with them...
>tfw u dropped ur phone in the toilet but it still works
: )
>>6473881
one of them will type /breakup and that will be the end of it.
>>6473888
come here anon, ive got plenty for you
>tfw about to become an army girl, officially
>>6473900
Gross.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q3D8WcNgw3
>>6473906
Barbaric.
>>6473874
>>6473876
The thing is it's almost impossible for me to talk with them. My relationships with my dad and sister are not great because of shit my biological mom did before I got her out of my life.
idk I guess I'm better with my dad than my sister, he seems to genuinely care about me. But he's pretty naive about stuff like this, being an upper middle class white guy from the south
>>6473772
Actually, you're one of the most memorable trips. Now, not sure if that's a good or bad thing for you, but you're definitely not a who.
>>6473909
how did u know
>>6473906
are they giving you srs?
>>6473906
literally wat are you doing
why
whyyy
>>6473910
fucking lol
I liked the Micky mouse part.
>>6473905
mommy
>>6473906
>rejoining the military after getting out
This is how I know you're insane.
>>6473906
>tfw the army is force feminizing faye and ur alone at home with no bf or gf
>>6473924
>not wanting to shoot people in the ME
I can understand her.
Religion of peace.
>>6473918
because that's my favorite thing to do, that's my favorite thing to do with it
"alright, so hang on, let me show you what i'm talking about" *drops phone under running faucet*
>>6473916
>the south
oh boy
be prepared to be kicked out on top of the beating if you aren't already on your own :^)
>>6473906
but why tho
>>6473887
>areyousrsnigga.jpg
Y-yes
>>6473888
>>6473895
Gosh that's lewd
You havent even seen my tits gurl
>>6473916
Well if he's naiave just do your best to stay calm and explain things to him if you can.
>>6473906
doctor's offices are so scary looking
>>6473932
she just want to see army boys with their shirts off
>>6473924
She's planning on enlisting as an officer now that the US military is going to begin allowing trans people to serve (without lying about it).
>>6473906
eww
>>6473882
o shit waddup!
>>6473922
Eventually! They're already talking about phasing it in after the official announcement Friday, this is just to get me into the endocrinology department and get a steady doc for hrt, so she can recommend it =^_^=
>>6473935
You're britbong ass realizes that said religion of peace just bombed another airport right?
Cant wait til they target the UK.
>>6473943
show them to my mouth
im dat gurl!
>>6473935
I thought it was already legal between a cis man and a trans woman in Iran?
>>6473943
youve posted pics before
not nudes
but they still are very obviously nice
You all know what this means? Soon Faye will no longer post here all the time! Celebrate!
>>6473935
>50 clowns in a giant country dont necessarily want to kill us
>success
>>6473934
PHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this was from a couple of days ago but I don't know how many cause rn the boundaries between days are pretty arbitrary to me
>>6473952
Isit? link story. And I was being ironic
>>6473935
>throw gays off buildings and stone them
>fucks trannies
islam get it together
how do you ask ur gf to succ ur boobs i don't know how to sexual
>>6473910
thanks
i was trying to get into "head voice" but was having trouble doing that
>>6473960
I like faye though and I'll miss her if she dies in ww3 ,_,
>>6473957
iran=/pakistan
they don't even have the same religion or ethnicity. it's like saying that 1800's england and the vatican are the same.
>>6473962
thanks bby <3
I was only really reachable for 2 people though, so it didnt really change anything. And Ill probably drop off the grid again tomorrow
thank you though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UZejSC1HVY
i want a vagina
>>6473965
engage lewd activities
kiss them and grope them
while stroking their hair move their head down, to your neck and then your breasts
put the tit in their mouth, theyll get the message
>>6473960
Finally.
>>6473935
no religion is of peace.
>>6473964
I don't think it's the same dudes that throw gays off buildings that put this thing out.
>>6473957
Pakistan is Sunni though and they are the majority of Islam. This could herald a big change.
>>6473831
Well, my family has been supportive during both of my transitions even if it took SRS for everyone to take it seriously. But when I was a student with no money, my mother gave me all of her old clothes that did fit me. And so many in my extended family who told me they simply knew and immediately switched to my new name. And I finally found something to bond over with my sister beyond hating on Germany, since she's also a woman without ovaries (endometriosis surgery gone wrong...) and can't stop complaining about the behaviour of young mothers...
I didn't expect it to be that easy, to be honest. There's still some unintentional misgendering, mostly my parents and grandmother, but I definitely wasn't estranged.
>>6473959
oh okay
>>6473955
sorry cant rn
>>6473954
I guess so
but i dont really think i make a good mommy desu
>>6473933
<3 what did you do today?
>>6473932
Yah, I realized I had PTSD when I didn't want to leave Iraq, you have to be broken to love being in
>>6473939
security family support companionship fulfillment, I can marry my gf and always have a place for her to stay and free money to support her, she can have a support system and friends, and go to army balls with me,lots of thing
>>6473943
Tru ._.
>>6473946
There's only going to be minimal genital touching from what I hear.
>>6473984
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i would rape quid i think she'd be really cutely terrified as i pinned her down and fucked her against her will
>>6473972
Oh, absolutely; I was just questioning the "first time in history Muslim clerics have supported the rights of transgender persons" tagline.
>>6473988
pls don't i love her
>>6473984
i want you to be my mommy, ill be your cute little boy
>>6473960
If only. This is just yet another Gaye bullshit story unfortunately.
>>6473964
>ISIS is the same as pakistan
really? and Canada is the same as Australia?
y-you're not really girls
y-you have no power over me
>>6473984
I didn't think I'd like it until I tried it, you might as well see.
>>6473997
yes we do >:3
I took a break from /mtfg/ for a while.
I feel a lot better because of it, and I finally have made up my mind about being trans. Long story short, I think I'm finally done repressing.
My 19th birthday is coming up in a few weeks and I think I've made the right decision by getting my act together. Anyway, end of blog post..
>>6473985
went to these outlets nearby and the only good store left and moved to another location. :( got coffee and took a walk with my ex. played drums a little bit. what trip is actually you, faye? i dont even know anymore.
>>6473991
Iranians are chiitas, they have their own variant interpretation of the quran and how to deal with it. It's more different from sunnies than protestants from catholics.
>>6474003
tiny devil ;;
>>6473995
aside from climate I'd say yes?
>>6473997
w-will you be my boyfriend anon-sama?
>>6474005
blog posting about trans things is pretty much the inteded use of this thread. have you considered your next steps?
>>6473985
maybe I should join the army for free shit
>>6473990
well if that's true then he wont kick your ass and will instead try to think rationally and understand it and accept you regardless
I'm also from the south and If my parents knew anything about my personal life or I came out to them about being pan they'd probably throw me out on the spot lmao
>>6474007
Yes, I know. But they're still both muslims.
>>6473984
LETS EAT FOOD TOGETHER
>>6473995
idfk they are all just brown people with drone targets on their back to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kshqj1rIyEo
>>6474013
>maybe I should join the army
classic repressed tranny
>>6474011
b-but you have a penis!
its not right!
w-we can't..
>>6474005
Good luck!
>>6473979
*tips fedora*
>>6473997
B-but you'll still get an erection all the same if we cuddle.
>>6474021
what if I dont?
>>6474000
I know I definitely like it already, I'm just not a good one
>>6474015
O-OKAY
just lemme know where and when
>>6474005
Congrats anon <3
>>6474013
Join the army, they'll pay for your HRT.
>>6474025
What if he's not gay?
>>6474024
m'lady
Just fucking kill me
I'll always look like a man
>>6474025
i-im not gay!
we can be friends b-but we can't do that kind of stuff..
I WANT A VAGINA
>>6474021
y-you didn't have to remind me BAKA
>>6474021
It seems like half of the regulars around here have gotten that taken care of already.
Religion of peace
>>6474038
W-why are you blushing anon-kun.
>>6474036
You don't care about looking like a man. You just care whether you're attractive or not.
It's not about passing, it's about not being ugly.
>>6474014
well... yeah. but as soon as the prophet died each took a different rotue. it would be like cristians that think that peter was the wrong disciple and never believed him. they share a root, but everything from interpretation to history is different. sort of like jews and christians... or muslins and jews or christians since they are all abrahamic religions anyway.
>>6474041
please don't cry..
y-you look so pretty when you cry..
>>6474038
I'd be fine with a friend but it's clear you want something more, and I just can't provide it at the moment. Sorry.
my best angie impression
>>6474055
tha batnz
>>6474047
y-you're getting too close to me..
>>6474044
turkey is responsible for at least one genocide, I really don't think they deserve any peace.
beautiful country tho.
>>6474055
But angie has everything that you want
you lose all the same
>>6474066
America is responsible for at least one genocide.
(Beautiful country though.)
>>6474063
B-because I really like you anon-kun..
>>6474012
Well, I've pretty much done nothing other than get a few AAs that I've nearly run out of. I'll probably order lots of it and start self medding properly.
I've considered coming out to my parents (they are very sympathetic with trans people), but it's kind of pointless. They're too poor to help me with transitioning anyway.
Oh, and I got a job.
>>6474022
>>6474028
Thanks, it really means a lot
who /uglyinsideandout/ here?
>>6474055
You should deal with your own crazy Kayler before you take on Stephen king.
>>6474072
freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom
9 11 9/11 nine eleven september 11 two thousand one september 11 terrorist attack 9/11 nine eleven
democracy nine eleven was invented in 2001 freedom capitalism freedom 9/11 nine eleven conald trump
>>6474076
i-i really like you too..
b-but what will they say about us?
>>6474019
>>6474030
>>6474082
Here
>>6474083
This doesn't even make sense but here you go
>>6474082
ugly insdie, mildly okay outside
>>6474079
Emotional support helps a lot, as well as not needing to worry about them being suspicious that something is going on but not knowing what.
>>6474082
same
>>6474082
>>6474082
kiwi where are you ill go over and hug u
>>6474082
i use your gifs to get (yous) on /r9k/
>>6474072
you know how it goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmoh5uommbM
>>6474093
idk about that quagmire
>>6474082
Not you.
>>6474028
What would you like to eat?
>>6474055
I don't get it.
>>6474082
:)
>>6474099
are you serious rn
>>6474044
>>6474099
why not pick someone passable instead?
>>6474108
ye i even got a couple steam games out it
>>6474079
someone else already said emotional support being important, I'll second or third or whatever that.
is there some kind of paperwork to reduce the cost? can you get a job that has particularly good coverture or something?
>>6474006
This is me right now, Edie has this trip, and other people use my other one all the time,
But that's like, a pretty good day, I love outlet shopping, top 5 things to do during the day.
I've been in voice therapy and like got an iced Carmel macchiato after they had me practice ordering one with them 40 times. And now I'm signing all the paperwork to get onto hrt through the VA and officially register as being a trans woman.
What makes an ugly person?
What makes an attractive person?
>>6474115
anon what have you done
>>6474086
T-they won't have to know my past. I-I'll just be your girlfriend.
>>6474120
whether or not id fug them
me specifically
>>6474116
Oh, that's also a good point; hormones are a lot cheaper if you can get a prescription, either through a doctor or informed consent.
i need a mommy to help me cum...
>>6474115
You make me proud anon.
>>6474122
you should go over there and get some of your own steam games
>>6474131
But that's incest!
>>6474122
ye i flirt with them too and sometimes they start posting asking where the qt is
>>6474131
A G P
G
P
>>6474117
shit that's awesome
how did ordering it go with ur practiced flawlessly finetuned line go?
>>6474134
>>6474138
STOP
>>6474030
It's ironic, you can't join the army if you've been on anti depressants or any drug like that, but they allow trans people, like >.>
>>6474127
well if you put it that way..
>>6474142
>kiwi is a good and pure girl and is embarassed
>>6474120
Ugly:
>big nose
>wide nose
>big forehead
>eyes too far apart or too close together
>crooked eyes
>large brow bone
>ugly teeth (not straight)
>huge jawline
>huge head
Attractive:
>basically the exact opposite of above
>>6474142
why i thought you were giving us permission to use those gifs when you posted them
>>6474144
it means all of Faye's trans expenses are covered by the army
>>6474150
>n-no... im a cute little boy..
degenerate
become a man already
>>6474094
When they eventually catch on I'll just admit that I'm trans and move on as if nothing happened . I'm sure they won't really care too much.
As for emotional support, I don't need anyone. I no longer care about anyone and they have never cared about me.
>>6474116
Unfortunately I can't, but I already earn enough money to pay for hormones and still have some money left over, which I'll save for ffs.
>>6474160
no... youre being mean, mommy!
>>6474117
oh..you should really do something about that? idk when its you being a jerk to me or if its edie again or anyone else? lol.. the outlets by me are pretty much abandoned now. i think theres one clothes store..one baby store, and a tobacco shop now. i got clocked by a bunch of tourist asians and it made me feel shizzy.
hey congrats for you though. glad ur finally realizing urself and not stuck with this idea ur manly at all. lol.
>>6474151
also eye color.
if you don't have blue, hazel, green, or grey then you're ugly
>>6474087
you remind me of the repressed cases on /pol/
>>6474143
what if you are trans and have been on an anti depressant?
>>6474146
Y-yeah, is it ok if we cuddle?
>>6474170
I am sowwy bby, I am not myself ;~;
>>6474143
well, consider that you would need your personal ration of AD in the field, that's an extra liability and occupies space that I'm sure is already alloted for other stuff. even if properly treated it's a cronic decease.
>>6474180
its ok mommy!
can we cuddle now?
>>6474164
>I don't need anyone. I no longer care about anyone
I bet you're one of those that get recked with E. The more you pretend you have no emotions the worst they hit you.
>>6474177
u-um o-okay but just a little
d-don't tell anyone about this..
huh, i am so outrageous, i wear my pride on my sleeve like a bracelet if god had a ipod i be on his playlist, my phrases amazes the faces in places, the favorite, ha, my cup overrunneth with honeys, dummy, damn it's hard not for me to waste it, the new commandment, thou shalt not hate, kid, my movement is like the civil rights i'm ralph david, abernathy, so call my lady rosa parks, i am nothing like those niggas baby those are marks, i met this girl on Valentine's Day, fucked her in May, she found out about April so she chose to March. damn another broken heart, i keep bitches by the twos nigga noah's ark... I got a seven on me, i call my dro lamar, plus a trojan in my pocket, matt leinart, GAT in the pathfinder, cause you haters got phds, y'all just some major haters and some math minors, tiger woods don't make me grab iron...
>>6474157
fucking christ
what a leech
>>6474164
protip: the point of the show is that hachiman, although retrospective like an adult, is mostly wrong. his solutions weren't the best, they were quicker and appealed to his biases but in the long run they weren't as succesfful as they could had been if he had though about it with perspective instead of thinking about himself all the time.
>>6474173
Yay im not ugly according to this.
>>6474185
yes, please no rapid movements though, they scare me v_v
>>6474195
>pot calling the kettle black
>>6474195
she is also re-enlisting as they're allowing trans people to join
>>6474195
I've got medicaid now and the government pays for my hormones.
what'cha gonna do about it, faggot?
>>6474195
You could join the army if you think it's that easy.
>>6474203
ok ok
can i put my head on your chest? its really soft there >~<
>>6474192
I-it's ok anon, I'm a girl
>>6474195
>what a leech
>Refuses to get job because it's "below her"
pot calling the kettle black
>>6474213
only if youre shorter and actually really young (<19) otherwise, only other way around. unless you dont mind hurting my core identity, the this would be okay as well
>>6474189
Well, pre E, the only emotions that I experience lately are anger, anxiety, stress, jealousy and hatred.
>>6474199
This is true, but I personally cannot use perspective and empathy no matter how much I try.
What's the point in being nice to someone when people and the world in general have always been assholes to me.
>>6474215
y-you're my girl
>>6474176
But I'm pretty, realistically if the memes were true and I actually wanted to be a girl all I would have to do is pluck my caterpillars and get laser in addition to skittles :^)
>>6474223
yes im young! and im not tall either! im a cute boy, and youre gonna be my mommy!
>>6474216
Not refusing to get job. I just moved 100 miles away from my old life a week ago, excuse me for not getting one right away, i have a meeting with someone on Thursday anyway so in a week I might have a job.
>>6474227
then do it and stop dreaming about it and bringing it up all the time
