Last thread is gone it seems... What's the weather like there?
>>6464911
Morning ausfag here bois.
>that feel when no hot muscular guys near you
Shit sucks
Shit. Overcast, occasional drizzles, its been very bad here as of late.
I have been with my bf for almost a year and a half and realised that there are some things (smoking, recreational drug use, excessive drinking) that, while I can generally tolerate in my friends and colleagues, I actually don't find them desirable in a partner. At the same time we live together (rent is very expensive here, so it made sense), he'll be going to school to do a Master's in September, so I feel like I owe it to him to support him through it. Should I see if I can tolerate it for a year without saying anything?
>>6465031
Sounds like a recipe for disaster. If you just need to split the rent with someone, find a roommate. And if you don't see him cleaning up his act, better to end it now than invest another year or two into something you know can't work. Life's too short. You could meet the person you're really meant for in the next 12 months you'd otherwise spend tolerating this guy.
t. Newspaper advice columnist
>>6464914
Good morning
What's for breakfast?
>>6465180
what the fug
>>6465190
sissy brit boys
>>6464911
Mid 70's and rain all day
Anyone else watch GoT last night?
>>6465158
That dick jones
>>6464915
I searched the catalog for "gaygen" but the thread was called Gay general and was autosaging anyway... I'm just retarded and didn't find it, forget I even said anything.
>>6465322
over the last week it has been overcast with intermittant heavy showers or hailstones
I still like it better than hot humid days with no shade or wind tbphwy
t. northbong
>>6465180
what is with all the nathan posting recently?
>>6465194
Best kind of brit boys...
>know this 'straight' guy for a bit
>he's one of those 'swag' boys with tight sweatpants, Nikes AF1s and large shirts/hoodies
>exactly the reason I managed to get his number
>we chat esporadically since 2014
>he wants to meet me so I can suck his dong etc
>yesterday he does that for the 100th thime since I always give him excuses because I wasn't in the mood to deal with insecure people
>we agree to meet up this morning
>nearly 10 am, sent him a message at 8 AM saying I was ready
>he was the one who said he wanted to meet me early
Seems like i'll be jerking off alone again. Meh. World is full of those 'swag' boys, if i'm too rock-hard on clothing stuff.
>>6465465
>messing around with flakey straight men
You deserve what you get.
>>6465514
I-it wasn't my intention. He was the one who seeked me for that, dammit. Hell, he even sent me a dick pic once.
Although I kind of only seeked him at first because of his fucking clothes; no one at school (I finished high school already) looked so fucking good as him. Plus I was still discovering myself in my sexuality.
Oh well.
>>6465514
Yeah, messing with straight guys is a dangerous game, but an oddly fun one too. I guess its the whole forbidden fruit thing.
>dancing at house party
>one friend starts getting close and dancing in a very intimate way
>grind on him for a laugh
>"Jesus you're better at this than my girlfriend"
>same party, different guy
>blind drunk, comes running up to me and hugs me for ages telling me he feels confused and isn't sure what's happening
>snuggle up on sofa together while he calls me a dirty faggot
Its odd. I feel bad for it but they're close friends and it doesn't change stuff for us.
>>6465518
Only word of advice I have is to ditch the chump and only date gay men. Straights and bisexuals are all round pieces of shits who are only opportunistic assholes. Granted there is a high percentage of gay men who are cheaters and into open relationships, but there are decent gay men out there.
>tfw not smelling straight man poo right now
iiiii aaaam aaaa ghoooost
whyyyyy diiiid yooouuuu nooooot giiiiveee meeee aaaaa stiiiiickyyyy
>>6465577
I have a sticky for you right here
My cüm
>>6465588
Hey guys, google just gave me porn.
What's it like sucking cock with braces?
>>6465608
It's like being underaged b&
>tfw no bearded lumberjack bf
Music for this feel?
>>6465612
>underaged b&
Nah, just a retard who waited way too long to get proper dental work. Down four teeth for it.
>>6465615
this seems fitting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
>>6465615
Here you go my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szj59j0hz_4
>>6465620
That game is so much fun!
>>6465616
If your braces were like mine I'd strongly advise against doing it. Mine had the end of the wire at the back and it was very sharp, if you catch a dick on that he will probably punch you out.
>>6465655
So for highly advanced cocksuckers only. Gotcha, I'll stick to topping.
>>6465664
God I feel sorry for you, a top that has braces that isn't in his teen years, that's so.....unappealing
>>6465664
Its not so much that, you probably could avoid it, as you're obviously avoiding contact with teeth anyway. Its just it seems to me that if it did snag on the wire it would be messy.
Of course you have to also consider the fact that if you cut his cock open and he bleeds into your mouth that's completely opening you up to potential infection from basically every STD there is.
You can always suck a bit, lick it, stuff like that in the mean time.
>>6465671
It's okay, just means incel for a year or two. I'll live, it's not like my entire life is centered around sex.
>>6465684
I honestly hope everything goes well and there aren't any complications and you can get them off on schedule, I really didn't mean what I said as an insult or anything, I genuinely feel bad for you for having braces as an adult
>>6465687
It's what I deserve for having been born with teeth that are too large. I don't have any excuse for not having gotten braces in high school either, so it is what it is.
Tfw long distance relationship
>>6465684
tfw had braces for five-ish years
tfw got braces removed and wisdom teeth came in incredibly quickly
tfw wisdom teeth managed to fuck some of my teeth up in just a little over a month which I had to wait for my appointment to get them removed
Who else here uses shea body butter ? I just started putting it on me after showering and it feels pretty good. I am just worried that it's a bit too girly.
Also where does the gays hating lesbians meme come from ? I don't really hate them as I am indifferent to them.
>>6465898
I don't have the body hair for a mexibear.
Colombear?
>>6465898
Fortunately my top teeth are still perfect
It only affected a few of my bottom teeth which is much less of an issue
Still fucking sucks that I wasted that much time and money getting them fixed only to have them fucked in a month's time
speaking of which i might get invisalign i can just take them out when i'm about to suck a dick
>>6465970
Uhmm apart from regular daily exfoliation in the shower, I dry brush once a week
And after I get out of the shower I use a gentle fragrance free body lotion
The heavier types usually leave my skin feeling sticky
fragrance free is just personal preference though
>>6465981
What I really want is lasik
Would be really nice
What the gà y equivalent of Anzuu?
>>6464914
Go surfing m8
>>6465993
>fragrance free body lotion
What brand ?
Any one else been playing pic related ? Its pretty comfy I just wish the drink mixing was 50% more interesting.
>>6465993
people with lasik tend to get annoying side effects after surgery. i can see decently enough without glasses though i would probably think about eye surgery over contact lenses. i tried to put on contact lenses for over an hour and felt like a retard i couldn't get them in
>>6466008
Vaseline makes an unscented lotion that I don't hate
But I'm not really a connoisseur of lotions or anything
I just try to take care of my skin somewhat
>>6466029
I'll get it done eventually
I don't really have an issues with contacts, but I'm usually too lazy to be bothered fucking with them
Proud owner of gamergirl/problem glasses which I tend to wear fairly often
>>6465960
I sorta feel you.
A few years ago I was kind of planning to get braces again. A guy at the club actually still had them and it was actually cute. Now I dgaf, but my lower row's pretty messed up and all of them are falling apart from uppers.
>>6465916
I use it - not really girly. You can get shea "raw" (although it's still treated with something in cosmetic form, I think, so you can't cook with it like cocoa butter).
I wanna text someone I hooked up with last weekend to ask if we can do it again.
What do I put in the message? I'm no good at these things.
>>6466081
>all of them are falling apart from uppers.
take better care of your teeth, shitlord
>>6466103
Ok, now lemme see your other canine.
>>6466097
Eggplant emoji
In serious, just ask what's up
>mfw just sucked my first straight guy
>tfw he just got out of here
This was great lads.
>>6465996
Anzu
>>6466195
green text you big slut
good doggo thread
>>6466201
>know this 'straight' guy for a bit
>he's one of those 'swag' boys with tight sweatpants, Nikes AF1s and large shirts/hoodies
>we chat esporadically since 2014
>he wants to meet me so I can suck his dong etc
>yesterday he does that for the 100th thime since I always give him excuses because I wasn't in the mood, we agree to meet up this morning
>he wakes up 1 PM, texts me he's ready to go and meet me
>says to me to leave my house's door open so he's not seen with me
>do that, he gets in
>we chat for a bit, watch a bit of the Eurocup game that's going on right now
>he comes in with some large skater hoodie, shorts and some Adidas sneakers
>he tells me we should go to my bedroom
>we do, he lays down, I undo his pants, dong sucking starts
>light crotch scent, I tell him that i'm not experience, he says that's ok
>I suck him, he gets excited a lot and starts thrusting in my mouth, I gag, he grabs my hair and pushes me for a bit
>he tells me to lay down near him
>we mutually jerk each other off (his initiative)
>before cumming I start to suckle his tip and I cum
>we clean ourselves and I brush our teeth
>we chat for a while and he decides to get back to his home
I'll include more details on a next post.
>>6466081
>I use it - not really girly. You can get shea "raw" (although it's still treated with something in cosmetic form, I think, so you can't cook with it like cocoa butter).
Any particular brand ? I like how it makes my skin feel/smell but I'm not sure if it has any real long term effects.
>>6466195
good for you
>tfw cant cum with another guy
How2fix?
>>6466265
Are you sure you're gay?
>>6466373
I had a raging erection the whole time, plus I spent like 40 solid minutes with a dick in my mouth yesterday
so, yeah, pretty sure
I think maybe I should take a break from masturbating for a while?
Yo anyone got any reccs for new sex positions for me to try?
So far I have only tried two, which were pretty dope, but I would like to mix things up a bit.
>>6466392
Are you just not hitting orgasm at all? Could be a lack of stimulation. It is a rare few who cum from giving a blowjob alone.
>>6466408
Oh yeah we also did anal. It felt really good, but I never felt close to cumming at all.
And when he gave me a reacharound I felt even less likely to cum - like he was distracting me from the main event kinda.
>>6466421
Hmmm, have you ever managed to cum from purely anal stimulation? It could be your prostate isn't getting enough attention when he's railing you.
>>6466441
No, never. But I haven't had much opportunity to try yet either - I've played with a dildo only a few times and had anal sex only 3 times so far in my life.
>>6466450
Try stimulating your prostate in the bath, using just your fingers unless you have a toy that hits it just right. If jerking off while doing this distracts from it, then you likely just need more intense stimulation, which is hard to do im some cases, perhaps having your partner ram his prick against your gspot rather than just filling you up everytime might help.
>>6466479
Okay, I'll try fingering myself tonight I guess.
Its kinda tiring on my hand though - is that normal?
>>6466488
Yeah, it's not terribly easy. Try to really give it a good bit of attention to see how close you can get yourself. I wish you luck
I'm seriously considering getting Grindr. How can I stay safe?
I've never hooked up with anyone online before. Or actually had any sexual contact, to be honest.
>>6466501
Yo I had my first grindr hookup this saturday and it went awesome!
So, I don't know much about these things but heres what I think might be good advice.
1) Make it really obvious what you want in your profile, don't be shy. dont talk about how you love gardening and classic rock for ages, nobody cares about that shit for hookups. Mine said "looking for oral + cuddles, but no anal" (although i ended up doing anal anyway lol). Short and to the point. If they think you're cute, thats enough.
2) Make sure the profile pic is of YOU. Not your dog, not a beautiful landscape, not the corner of your face, but you. Mine was a clear picture of my face and bare torso (if you want I can post it), the guy I hooked up with had a picture of him at the beach wearing short shorts.
3) Dont respond to people you aren't attracted to. Just blank them. Its not worth responding, it will only make you both feel worse. This goes for old guys as well - no matter what you put in your profile there are guaranteed to be at least twelve creepy old guys who message you - just dont engage with them.
4) Keep conversations short. Just pay them a compliment, ask if they wanna meet up tonight, and where they are. You can talk about personal interests and hobbies while you relax postsex.
5) Have fun, don't do anything you dont wanna do.
>>6466526
As long as that isn't your laptop, sure.
>>6466526
Maybe, where ya from?
>>6466501
Just have common sense. If it feels weird or off, don't do it. If people are hesitant or off putting, just block them
>>6466526
I'm 5'2 have mercy on me
>>6466542
tada
its fairly old (4 months or so) but i think its fine. my forearm looks nice at least :3
>>6466552
Oh my, handsome. Sadly I'm not in that great of shape. I'd do you though.
i have pretty severe papules around the edge of my glans
would this freak people out?
>>6466564
You near kentucky at all?
>>6466573
Haha no, I live in London.
>>6466566
it means you need to quit with the fucking death grip, Spock
>>6466575
Well shit.
>>6466577
no son i mean like these things: http://www.pcds.org.uk/ee/images/made/ee/images/uploads/clinical/Pearly-Penile-Papules-Picture-1_527_416_70_http:www.pcds.org.ukeeassetsimgwatermark.gif_0_0_80_r_b_-5_-5_.jpg
>>6466594
oh thats fine.
You're probably the only person who will even notice them desu
>>6466552
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>6466599
i dunno dude, they're pretty gnarly. i'm really insecure about them to be honest
>>6466617
thanks mum
>>6464911
>tfw your bf of 2 years isn't attracted to you
I'm neither fat nor ugly and I'm fair-skinned. Others rate me above average. To me it seems like some unconscious psychological repulsion (maybe we are both a bit too passive and similar? But it seems such a stupid reason..). He says he doesn't know the reason behind it and tries to consciously ignore it but it is hard for him.
I don't have anything resembling such repulsion, I have feelings for him. I wonder, what could it be and what could we do about it..
>>6466403
Getting fugged hard while being spooned and kissed on the neck is GOAT
>>6466265
I did once but that may have been due to heroin I slammed earlier
I felt super awkward because he was the one of the cutest boys in my year and had just came inside me
>>6466667
If you can't figure it out, break up and move on.
It happens, just don't try to waste time on needless drama.
>>6466403
sideways sex is p great
>>6466684
He really doesn't know. We don't have secrets from each other and he wants to be attracted to me. We tried to pinpoint the exact reason many times. The most plausible hypothesis was that he doesn't like my lack of financial independence, passivity and fearful nature (we both live in a shithole where our relationship is kind of against the prevalent social order, so we are both a bit paranoid about it). But he has all the same qualities and he acknowledges that..
To me it seems like multiple factors including living in a shithole slowly draining our mental resources or something.
But maybe I'm wrong and we are just "incompatible", whatever it means? Can't this be fixed though?
Also by "not attracted" I do not mean we don't spend time together and don't have physical intimacy. We do these things, but it is kind of very asymmetrical: I hug him much more than he hugs me etc.
>>6465031
Here's an idea, maybe communicate this with him? Tell him you're fine with your friends doing those things, but you're not comfortable going out with someone who does them? So he can either try and clean up his act or you can just break up and be roomies.
You don't owe it to someone you don't want to be with to support him through doing a Master's. It makes more sense to address this now than just keeping quiet.
>>6466684
>Like, lying on the side? Does that work?
just lay down on side and bring one of your knees up to your chest(also the position used by hospitals when they put a fiber optic snek up your anus)
your bf needs to be as tall or taller for neck kisses though
>>6466806
hes about 2 inches taller than me
is that okay?
Not enough depression going on in here. Where are my lonely single losers at?
>>6466893
Reporting for duty, boss.
>>6466617
Gaymanhon detected
>tfw I overcompensate for having an ugly face by dressing well
>tfw I know that nothing I do will ever make me not an ugly
>>6466896
Ayyyy. What're you up to in order to distract yourself form being lonely?
>>6466893
Lurking in a stupor as usual here.
>>6466909
At work right now, mostly trying to whore about on 4chan and such. I'm a bisexual male myself, not the best looking, usually end up just drinking and jerking off to pretend I'm ok with it when the hurt gets too strong.
>>6466915
thats not octopie you fucking newfag its fg
>>6466904
>Look into a mirror
Oh jeez i'm actually kind of attractive
>Take a picture
>GOD IF I HAVE TO DIE YOU WILL HAVE TO DIE WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LIKE THIS
>>6466704
>If you can't figure it out, break up and move on.
>It happens, just don't try to waste time on needless drama.
But it worked for more than 2 years, and we both think breaking up instead of working on our problems is stupid. People are not gilette blades to swap 'em when they lose their sharpness.
>>6466941
Naw, I don't mean drunk, I just mean dead inside.
>>6466924
I think I have the opposite problem; I look better in pics on my phone then real life. Also depends alot on lighting. If its good then is not so bad but other times it can make my face look disgustingly red.
>>6466941
Well, finding someone to love when you're a broke-ass college dude is hard, especially when you're into some freaky deaky shit. Kentucky is a shit place for me :/
>>6466945
Oh, nice. Same, dude.
>>6466945
Why ? Of all the people here you seem like you have it together the most.
>>6466941
>But drinkers ain't thinkers.
You know what they say, "People who speak in twee rhymes, never tend to have a good experience. Because they're stupid cunts"
>>6466961
Yeah, but drinker ain't thinkers though.
>>6466980
People who speak in twee rhymes, never tend to have a good experience. Because they're stupid cunts.
>>6466988
Takes one to know one.
>>6467003
Thought terminating clichés are known as such for a reason
>>6466904
Plastic surgery is a very real thing, with $ you can fix your body, anon.
>tfw no good homosexual superheroes
>>6467008
That doesn't even parse. Cmon now.
Also boozer are losers.
>>6467021
All we see of Deadpool is him having actual relationships with women, and having homoerotic banter with men. Deadpool's never been seen to actually have sex with a man or date one. Even the movie, there's basically a bit where he threatens to rape a guy (as a threat) but he's got a girlfriend.
I'm a strong proponent of "show, don't tell". There's nothing to indicate he's anything other than a man who gleefully plays up homoeroticism to fuck with people.
>>6467022
Judgy teetotalers are autistic virgins, super religious, or former alcoholics.
>>6467021
Alan Turing
Plato
(^:
>>6466956
In most aspects yeah but in love life not in the least really. I just don't enjoy doing anything I used to anymore, I have fun with it but I don't feel happy, its weird to describe really. I guess its just what happens when you fall in love and you can't work it out though, you always feel something is missing and the missing thing is them.
I want to improve the situation but I've just lost all motivation for anything new at this point, so I just coast along, I don't even know what keeps me going.
I mean, I'm pretty emotionally stable, its just the general emotion is nonchalant.
>>6466954
How long have you felt like it, since uni stuff, or before then?
>>6467034
I know. In the comics hes a little better (he gropes wolverine a little and likes to flirt with spiderman), but we still never see him do anything other than heavy petting
>>6467044
i mean in comic books ya big doofus
>>6467039
I'm a no-drinking atheist (plz no US fedora meme there is no such stereotype here in Europe). Poisoning yourself is stupid, anon.
>>6466945
Welcome to the Human Condition.
>>6466527
>>6466552
>tfw feelgood became just another grindr skank like the rest of gaygen
That did take long did it? Why couldn't you have just bf'ed kingrice?
>>6466893
Here
>>6467079
>
So, any of my fellow singletons into chubby white dudes? (bisexual, be any gender you want I don't give a fuck)
>>6467072
its fun!
plus, 2 guys does not make me a skank, even if they were in the same day. "skank" is like 4 or 5 dudes, minimum.
>>6467089
a/s/l?
>>6467094
>random hookups are fun
Already too far gone. Enjoy aids you fucking bitch. I HATE YOU!
>>6466893
:( here sir
>>6467101
it wasnt random, i picked the 2 cutest guys very deliberately
:3
>>6467062
>Point is, you're mad that I don't think drinking is a good idea
No, I got annoyed because you commented on someone's post where they mentioned drinking with a dumb rhyme about how drinkers are all idiots. If you're going to behave like a ponce, don't be surprised when people are poncey back. It'd be like someone making a throwaway remark about masturbating and someone else going "Oh, you masturbate? Masturbating is for beta losers who can't get laid, that's pathetic."
>>6467096
22/Male/Kentucky.
Yourself?
>>6467113
20/M/Virginia
>>6467108
smfh. don't try to spin it like it wasn't a random thing.
please go.
>>6467101
In the long post he's already keenly aware of how to work it.
Just think, soon he will be living the sugar daddy life we all secretly dreamed of at that age.
>>6467120
Neato, care to chat?
>>6467124
Since this is gaygen, maybe you should go. You're a virgin so you don't even count as gay yet
>>6467132
>implying im a virgin
kys feelgood.
What counts a losing your virginity gaygen ?
I fooled around with guys but have never done anal. Am I still innocent and pure ?
>>6467131
Sure, post kik
>>6467077
>>6467071
>>6466979
I miss old gaygen don't you?
>>6467140
you certainly sound like a judgey virgin
>>6467141
Virginity is really down to your own definition.
By the "normal" definition I'm still a virign because I've only been fucked in the ass, yet I don't consider myself so.
>>6467149
biggaybear21
>>6467157
>be mean
top lel
>>6467156
I'm assuming you're saying the only non virgins are guys who've slept with girls. That's not a concept of virginity that any gay guy subscribes to, our ideas of virginity usually hinge around anal (and desu that's true for straight people too - the only time you'd get people going "oh so you didn't sleep with a girl, only a guy? oh so you're a virgin?" is to be dicks to gay guys by "proving" they're virgins)
>>6467141
>I fooled around with guys
>Am I still innocent and pure ?
I'm going to leave on this note.
Feelgood you really need to lift more because you still look like a weak ass twigboy. Have fun with your hiv though. Try not to fuck any blacks or "asians" as your brits like to call them.
>>6467184
No, your point is essentially the one I meant to make. Basically that virginity is different in the gay community, as you could be an exclusive bottom and have never have dicked someone but I'd say you've lost your virginity if you've had a guy in your butt.
>>6467184
I think his point was that the standard understanding of losing your virginity for men involves penetrating someone else, whereas in the gay community being penetrated is the equivalent (at least to many people). He didnt mention vagina once.
>>6467209
Should refresh the thread before you submit a comment when the original trip already explained his stance.
>tfw bottom with a bigger cock than many tops
It puts them off when the slim, short twink they're about to fuck has a cock fit for a horse.
Please just fuck me anyway it's not a competition
>>6467236
>still can't into the ego
lmao@u
>>6467241
wut
>>6467232
Nah
Welp, done with physics 1, now I just have to get through physics 2 for the next month.
>>6467236
Pics? Not the dick part, but skinny twink body and ass.
tfw no daddy
>>6467236
pics? of your penis that is
>>6467236
ok, i'll bite... How big r u? Length and girth pls.
>>6467265
>tfw someone on grindr calls you daddy
I've never felt so old.
>>6467199
We-ell... considering that I fractured my spine and was out of commission for a few months, I think I'm in a pretty good place physically. I realise that I have a long way to go, however.
And obviously we used protection, I'm not a complete idiot.
>>6467284
I miss mojito most of all, I'm not sure why, his name sticks in my mind.
>>6467284
>venser will never cuddle rugby and tell him it's okay
>>6467301
Cycling through london and some dumbass mother of three decides that the best place to suddenly stop and let her kids out was the middle of moving traffic.
Caught me with the door, and I hit the ground pretty hard. I have the MRI results right here.
>Small amount of hyperintensity within the anterior superior L5 vertebrae, representing a likely sub trabecular fracture with some oedema. No wedge collapse or other significant abnormality visible.
>>6467318
isn't venser a bear? I thought your types are nekobois like swede
Anyone else watched this ?
Does anybody know anything about getting a career?
Im mid twenties and basically im just fucking stupid. I browse g now because I want to get a technology based career somehow and im going to school to get certs.
I don't know what im doing.
>>6467331
yep. sorry if i went on a bit, i was really happy
>>6467305
That's good~
He's had his long term boyfriend for years now right?
He was living the white picket fence life.
>>6467332
>go to Uni and get a useful degree
>???
>profit!
>>6467329
>I'm attracted to a whole range of guys
*and girls.
Pls don't misgender the trannies that you fuck.
>>6467332
no one does
>>6467356
I heard you alnost made him kill herself.
I hate you and wish you were dead but it makes me happy when a tranny is under severe physical and mental harm tbqh.
Its more than likely not true but I hope its true.
what is the best type of black nail polish for a femmy mostly black wearing borderline goth twink?
>>6467356
Senpai started HRT!?!?
>>6467369
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING NAMEFAGS ON MOTHERFUCKING HRT
>>6467356
do twinks on hrt just gravitate towards you or what
is that a cologne you're wearing? tranny pheremones?
>>6467375
eh, I support Rugby transitioning. It'd be interesting. <pic related>
>>6467390
I'm seeing a recurring theme... You only seem to attract trannies. Is this intentional? Maybe they're out to get you. Maybe they have a scheme.
At what point do you stop becoming fwb with someone and become boyfriends? Like, what's the difference between the two to you guys?
I only ask because I've been fwb with my friend for a while and our friends keep saying that it's pretty much a relationship at this point. We've never bothered to make the distinction.
>>6467341
Don't worry about it. You only get herpes once. Or twice is your going for both simplexes.
>>6467332
I could tell you how, but since I would be hurting my own prospects by doing so, I won't
nothin personnel
>>6467399
Keep up the good work rugby make them fall for you than have them kill themselves.
The only good tranny is a dead tranny.
>>6467265
I can't get over pictures of Fry and his bf. It's so beautiful. His bf straight-up is Rimbaud-level scampish.
When leg day goes horribly wrong
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1467044914707.jpg
>or horribly right?
>>6467375
I would still rape girl-niq tbqh no shame
>>6467411
>Rimbaud
>scampish
>>6467437
>girl-niq
Oh god it can change sex too?
>>6467438
He ran around naked in France.
How do Grindr hookups work? Do you meet at one of your places? Is it not risky?
>>6467405
depends t b h. what are your friends saying seems like a relationship with y'all? if you go on dates it's p much a relationship imho.
>>6467457
he was no scamp
he was a pedophile arms dealer
>>6467447
He is probably trying to. Rugby pushed him over the edge
>>6467490
>trying to
Oh god and here I feared niq was secretly a shape shifting ayy lmao
>>6465996
Anzu's so cute I can't see anyone not liking her, not even a gay man.
>>6465996
Frank Wolf?
>>6467405
>At what point do you stop becoming fwb with someone and become boyfriends?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why is this general so angry all the time?
>>6467535
sounds like you haven't been in mascgen or even /hm/
literally a million times more angry than this place even when ann is posting
finally. you thread goers can have rugby back we dont want it
>>6467461
for mine I went to the other guys' places, and I felt pretty safe the whole time.
>>6467539
>/hm/
Can confirm.
>>6467536
if you are going to be a chaser, you need to learn to be nicer to trannies.
>>6467535
no one here has a bf
>>6467471
We both have been doing this about a year, are exclusive and have stuck together despite having chances to get with other people.
We go out to eat and go to movie sometimes and I guess it's kind of date-ish. Sometimes I pay, sometimes he pays, sometimes we go Dutch or sometimes we pay for our own shit. It really depends.
It's basically just like when we were just friends. We hang out, smoke, play games, watch movies and he sleeps over a lot. But there's also the added benefits of showering together, cuddling and fucking.
I do have really strong romantic feelings for him or whatever, but I've always thought of him as my best friend first and foremost.
I guess that's why I still think of this as friends with benefits still?
>>6464911
>tfw people use your memes
>>6467550
i simply don't know how a thread about dom sex can turn into one about HIV, racism, and rape, but alas /hm/ consistently does that shit
>>6467559
Surely there must be a way to solve that problem.
>smartphones
*cringes*
>>6467549
reverse psychology attempts- 1/1
>>6467539
Comparing us to /hm/ and mascgen doesn't make us un-angry, those are just angrier things.
>>6467587
thanks capt obvious
>>6467546
What if you don't have a car?
>>6467600
They were both within 300m of me, so I just walked there.
Central London is a busy place.
>>6467566
Nobody in /hm/ visits the threads they actually like.
Good pillowtalk topics?
>>6467636
>pillowtalk
>>6467636
Politics.
Finance.
What to do when the Old Ones awaken.
That time he was looking at a hot guy that isn't you.
That little room on the top floor you made him promise to never open, the one he said he once heard whispers from.
>>6467636
>What did you do with our duvet?
>>6467535
I'm unbelievably sexually frustrated.
Just sayin.
>>6467570
The last time I tried to "solve it" I got nowhere
Okay, some aussie unironically liked me but what then? We keep Skypeing until the end of time?
Fucking pussy should have come over
>>6467669
>talking about the subject most famous for ruining holidays (and families) all over the world
>boring
pick one
>>6467636
>tfw talk about cars and computers
>>6467669
>you gotta do something during the refractory period
>that something has to be pillowtalk
pls post more guys with beards or hot facial hair
if you have a beard post it right now
>>6467733
what do you do, mr knowitall?
>>6467738
>>6467738
I have a beard but it doesn't look good.
>my fucking face when my dad is browsing Badoo/tinder
Jesus FUCKING Christ is there something more gross and disgusting than those dating apps?
>>6467779
do you think its clever to disrespect ur parents?
>>6467779
u gonna fug ur dad homo
If I'm physically attracted to both guys and girls, but will probably never date a girl because I can't stand the personalities of 99% of women or the expectations they would have of me in relationship, should I just say I'm gay?
>>6467816
yeah why not
you can always talk some shit about selfdiscovery if you go back to axewounds i guess
I can't wait until I bulk again so I steal some more chocolate from work : 3
>>6467816
lol im basically in that same boat as you are. Just say gay or bi depending on context or what your discussing. Obviously put gay on a dating site if you dont want women, but at the same time, if your actually discussing sexuality with someone in an open manner I wouldnt suggest lying just to make it easy. Your choice.
Is rugby the most annoying trip?
