I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>6448079
It makes me happy to see just how creative these pictures are becoming.
you think this is fucking funny, kid?
go back to facebook
>>6447995
>inflate me
That's unnecessary.
>I sexually Identify as an the sun.
Normally I'd question this, but after taking your weight into consideration, I have come to the conclusion that this is legit.
>>6447995
Keep posting these
I love watching the snowflakes rage
>>6447995
I'm not a fusionphobe. I just to want to die when you blow up in a supernova.
>>6448159
* I just don't want to...
>>6448091
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>6447995
Sooooo funny. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! S-sexually i-identify as... ahahahaha.. the SUUUUUUUN! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. aaah...haaaa.... puuuuh...
>>6447995
kek
Come on guys can't you take a joke? This shit gets funnier each time
>>6447995
Why does that dog remind me of reviewbrah?
>>6450354
>this kibble is pretty good, beef pieces and rice pieces, everything's there. Oh and bacon pieces! That's a nice surprise.
