>mfw every goddamn boy I meet and get interested in is a fucking clam diver
REEEEEEEEE what the fuck
>>6442718
You should thought about that before you decided to live your lifestyle choice
>>6442718
>every goddamn boy I meet and get interested in is a fucking clam diver
I can make it so that doesn't matter.
>>6442747
>>6442718
Why are you only attracted to straight men?
Some sort of homophobe?
I thought this meant literally that you accidentally hooked up with several boys in a row whose job is to dive in ocean clam senpaitachi and collect them to sell at the fishmarked.
For some reason I didn't even double take.
>>6442902
They look hot at the bar, he gets them home, they take off their shirt and all he can smell is old seawater and clam residue. I'd be turned off too.
>>6442747
>tfw if that was really possible I would jump in the pussy ship.
Seriously anal sex is a hassle and I wish I could just take dicks without having to work so much for it.
>>6442718
And here I thought straight people didnt like penis
>>6443026
'straight' dude here and my girlfriend loves the penis. But she's also super masculine so she might be like a trans gay gay. Which works cause I'm a bit of a transbian.
>>6443026
I mean, why be upset at straight guys, who doesnt want a dick on their girls, just doesnt make sense to me.
>>6443171
>want a gf without a dick
>get called a clam diver
>want a gf with a dick
>get called a chaser
>>6442718
Pretty easy to understand combination of two factors:
Mental illness isn't attractive, so you're not attracted to the mentally ill.
Most people you'll meet are normal.
>>6443225
There is no escape
Wait, doesn't clam refer to penises? like clams have those weird protruding feet?
>>6443993
Thats what a thought first to, geoduck was the first that came to mind.
>>6442718
statistics, anon
start deliberately going to places where you know the guys will be gay/bi and start looking for someone who catches you interest
otherwise the odds are too stacked against you
>jeez why is pretty much the entire human race heterosexual?
