headpats edition
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>>6408345 old thread
>>6409262
Who /has feelings for a trip/ here?
GUESS WHAT I'M HAVING FOR DESSERT!!!!!!!!
>>6409267
ME!
VERY MUCH ME
>>6409267
yeah, I really hate myself. that's a feeling right? I'm a trip right? it counts!
>>6409273
good point i have feelings for two trips desu
Hi, I'd like to talk to you about being my gf.
>>6409273
>>6409267
>tfw beaten to it
>>6409268
Pie
>>6409271
nope
some damned fine weed
it looked like it was covered in fine dew like grass really early in the morning
the smell was fucking incredible
>>6409267
I do. I think everyone knows by now...
>>6409280
That's adorable
>>6409278
>google thc crystals to compare
>see this
>>6409278
Eating grass? Ewe...
>>6409285
Had that same reaction also once I ordered Chinese food and the delivery boy offered to sell me weed
hi /mtfg/
im feeling slightly better but still pretty rock bottom
how are you
Who's the cutest girl here? This is a serious question I would like to know which girls are cutest
>>6409290
Anon is the cutest
>>6409290
I'm cute but definitely not the cutest
Don't quite know who gets that honor
>>6409290
me obvs desu
I hope there is mass shooting at knox's pride today
>>6409282
>transgirl or chaser?
Neither.
>>6409292
Post pics
>>6409296
would it make you feel better about your sad life?
>>6409290
It depends on your taste senpai
It's 8:30 and I'm too lazy to do anything today /mtfg/. Why can't I just lay in bed all day and play Persona.
>>6409267
I have a crush on elanna
>>6409267
>not dating a trip
>>6409267
Tfw torn between two crushes right now
Both trips I like a lot
>>6409309
You stay away from my girl
desu if you're not two trips in a rl relationship who can't stop talking about it online, why even live. detrans and delete your account now
>>6409315
this
>>6409306
It's not cool here, just normal. Giving your kids only one was cool and new around the time when I was born, though.
So I have deep set eyes and a big brow
What can I do about these features? I have thick eyebrows, will shaping them make them look better?
>>6409315
If I'm madly in love with myself does thst count?
>>6409323
only if you have a trip
Gonna fill up my work search diary now
Signing on on Monday
>>6409298
suuuuure buddy what are you then *keeps rifle steady*
>>6409321
That's ridiculous. Having that many names is a real pain.
When I have an exam I have to write my full name on like 20 sheets of paper. That alone costs me a lot of valuable time.
I seriously consider getting a stamp with my full name.
Are there any good dating apps for meeting other transbians? I tried OKCupid but shit sucked.
>>6409338
there's this great one called mtfg
>>6409338
>dating trannies
>>6409330
A single hetero male.
>RIP me
>>6409340
This desu
mtfg has the best transbians anyway
>>6409343
>single hetero male
>mtfg
>that opener
sorry but facts are facts
>>6409341
That's what I don't understand. All the "no precum soaked penis to suck" bullshit and then they want to date a trannie.
>>6409352
huh
precum soaked penises???? where?
WE CAN PLANT A HOUSE
WE CAN BUILD A TREE
I DON'T EVEN CARE
WE COULD HAVE ALL THREE
>>6409353
Not in here desu.
>>6409358
you got my hopes up for nothing
>>6409357
All three what? Don't leave me hanging
>>6409308
Why don't you? I just ate pizza all day and watched Yu Yu Hakusho.
>>6409347
I don't follow.
>make myself sad on purpose
why the duck do I do this. do I just enjoy crying or some shit?
>>6409362
SHE SAID
SHE SAID
SHE SAID
SHE SAID
>our system thinks your post is spam
SHE SAID
SHE SAID
SHE SAID
SHE SAID
>>6409367
Maybe you're stupid.
>>6409368
GO AWAAAAY,
AAAWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAYYYYYY
>>6409352
Idk, but most people here are thirstier than ethiopian children
>>6409267
I have a fantasy four way where elanna kit phienchen and I all fuck
>>6409372
Fuck the Ethiopians
I need penis more than them
>>6409372
I don't know why but that made me cackle like a fucking witch
>>6409299
I don't think I should
>>6409384
But... A single fried penis is enough to feed an Ethiopian family for a week. Think of the starving children.
>>6409374
Would you be able to handle disappointing three girls at once?
>>6409365
I wish I had a hot male version of you because I wanna eat pizza and watch YYH while cuddling a cute boy.
>>6409372
The e-thirst is real, it's like estrogen-inducedmunchies
i need at least one hug before sleep please
Good morning girls! ^~^
>>6409394
I plan to leave all three swollen and ashamed.
>>6409358
I have one
>>6409398
*hugs*
>>6409398
*hugs and kisses with lotsa love* <3
>>6409398
*fugs*
Ok I fixed my previous shop. I think it's less creepy now. Just fixed her forehead and chin (a little bit)
She has extremely beautiful base.
>>6409408
) :<
>>6409300
Nothing sad about this life
All degenerates should die
>>6409396
Well anon, we could be cute girls together.
>>6409410
>beach
how absolutely horrifying. the beach is nightmare fuel for me D: but i hope u have fun!
>>6409411
That's pretty cool
>>6409416
i-i didn't know syd barrett had a daughter
i need hugs too
No hundred dollar cure will save me
Cant stay a boy in no mans land
>>6409426
cuddleplum :3
>>6409416
B-but I like boys…
We could still cuddle, eat pizza, and watch anime together though, no homo.
>>6409425
>>6409426
Hugging is the best!
>>6409418
Yeah... It's pretty scary, but I'm going with friends and I've got to stop being scared somehow.
The water's freezing, at least, so it'll be more private than usual.
I'm sorta new to entertaining the idea of transitioning at all.
I'm 6'2" and I don't have like a super large frame or anything but I definitely don't have a feminine build either.
Is there even a point in pursuing this stuff? I feel like I should just reject the idea and count down the days until I actually have the courage to an hero.
I feel really hopeless though I'm sure this is pretty common.
>>6409443
How old are you?
>Is there even a point in pursuing this stuff?
How do you feel about suicide or inescapable depression? Those were my alternatives.
>>6409425
*hugs tight*
>>6409443
Might as well try before you die.
Its only literally impossible if you never try.
>>6409273
B-but everybody hates you!
im going to sleep early
goodnight everyone
is cuddling with other girls gay
Hi
>>6409455
Try it anon. Being a girl is great even if it takes a while to pass.
>>6409461
really?
quak
so much housework today
>deleted everyone from snapchat, skype, my contacts, and Facebook
Bye
>>6409462
Post pics
>>6409462
My fear is that I will never pass. Especially because of my height. Maybe this is an ignorant fear though.
>>6409461
Furries out
>>6409460
no it doesn't travel to be anon
>>6409461
cookie! hi!! <33333
>>6409465
hi lil sis <3
>>6409472
heyo <3
pls send motivation :<
>>6409465
I <3 u so much
I could be your illegal immigrant maid u know. I work for hugs & hrt :3
post what you're listening to
https://youtu.be/LR_IMmJrPVo
>>6409475
>I don't pass yet anon.
oh :(
>>6409473
just do it!
>>6409468
Goodbye sheen!
Say hello to the koalas for us m8!
>>6409470
You could tell people you have Swedish heritage
>>6409477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxuYbQ9Kqc
>>6409475
>You are 21. You will most likely pass. No guarantee that you will be a super pretty girl tho.
>But better be an average girl than a man.
That's good to hear. What's the logic behind that though? Like I said I'm pretty uneducated on this stuff. Do younger bodies take to HRT better or what?
>>6409463
yeah
>>6409471
make me
>>6409472
hi ~
>>6409476
what did i do
>>6409267
>>6409474
feeling generous? I can't provide either of those things but I need some cleaning done :^)
>>6409477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VT8rzHBVgY
>>6409475
>Maybe you should stand up earlier.
na, getting up early is for people that have their lives together and arent batshit insane
>>6409477
Id just get flamed for my shittaste
>>6409474
that sounds pretty good :3 :3
>>6409481
I will, just doing makeup first :3
>>6409488
>What's the logic behind that though?
most cispeople have a horribly bad trannydar, so passing to strangers ist as hard as it seems. most people pass some of the time, very few actually make it to stealth level without surgery though
>>6409477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0U1_bnU508
I feel this question is made to discriminate against trans people
>>6409488
The more you go on your life as a man the more masculine you become. Testosterone changes your body your whole life. Not as drastically as in puberty, but it still does.
If you transition sooner you're going to be less masculine.
>>6409497
who that
>>6409480
The important part is the "yet" :) Only 2 months on HRT.
>>6409488
>Do younger bodies take to HRT better or what
Yes. Because Testosterone poisens you constantly. Up to the age of 25 you still have some growth hormones in your body which can help you develop hips and stuff.
You could try taking a low doesage of hormones to see if you like the changes like better skin.
>>6409498
Discriminate or include?
>>6409504
>Only 2 months on HRT.
Ah :) you will do fine, good luck becoming a qt!
>>6409502
Who do ya think
>>6409510
not me
>>6409486
Or that you come from the land down under.
Where women glow and men plunder
>>6409516
Can you hear
Can you hear
The thunder?
>>6409518
You better run
You better take cover
>>6409518
YOU BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER TAKE COVERRR YYYEEEAAH
>>6409516
will you be around for the austria - turbfag in like 5 hours?
>>6409522
dont have a phone that works :^)
>>6409518
You better run
You better take cover
idk
>>6409527
I hope so! Those Portuguese boys are yummy tho :3
Hit you up on skype?
>>6409529
For you
Why are there so many Australian trips?
[spoiler]and which one is the cutest[/spoiler]
>>6409532
Literally me
>>6409543
Estranged water. Also Kit is cutest.
>>6409540
Mm boy, do I love me some poo on toast!
>>6409500
Thankfully, I was on a low dose of cypro from fifteen to twenty one. I still got some damage before and afterwards but overall, probably nowhere near as much as I would have. I can't recommend enough self-medding as soon as one can even if getting a script will wait for years.
>>6409551
LMAO! So mean anon!
>>6409543
kitkitkitkit
>>6409537
hit me baby one more time!
>>6409551
Ok where did the poo on toast meme come from? I know robin is into scat but she didn't really ate shit did she?
>>6409505
Positive discrimination is still discrimination. Being the token anything sucks.
>>6409500
Wha? I only started losing hair and neanderthal brow after 21.
>tfw it's stuck in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0
>>6409561
you can lose your cave man brow???
>>6409557
U know it bby!
>>6409557
http://youtu.be/f0y8f5cjzY4
>>6409566
>MFW I fail at muh grammar.
I meant my hair started thinning and I got a forehead extrusion only after 21!
>>6409563
At least it's not this Obsession...
http://dai.
ly/x6m7hp
>>6409578
oh :.(
>tfw puffy nipples
this is weird
>>6409578
would you mind not posting pictures of me
>>6409584
>tfw puffy nipples
hot
>>6409585
You know, even with that caveman brow you can tell she's a cavewoman and not a caveman and this makes me sad as fuck.
>>6409561
What do you mean, why is this contradicting with what I said?
>get up early and dress up to hang out with a friend
>he's an hour and a half late and hasn't contacted me
WELP I GUESS IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP
kinda disappointing but desu i think im getting sick and my mom is coming into town later so meh, not the worst thing in the world
>>6409584
mine too
>>6409604
lol that shit's annoying
>>6409604
Also to add on to this even just sitting around waiting looking nice for a while kinda helped my confidence
i think im gonna make it girls
>>6409608
yeah seriously
if i can get up, get dressed, and be ready by the time you set
you should be able to do that too
at least i havent even left the house, he was supposed to pick me up
>>6409594
I meant my secondary male charcyeriatics only came horribly after puberty. The only thing I got during puberty was a big cock and a growth spurt.
I couldn't even grow beard until I was 25.
So I sort of agree with what you said, but post puberty testosterone really destroys you and maybe even worse than testosterone during your teens.
We can slap fight it out if you're still willing to give me shit, tho.
i have to leave the house and i have weeks of depression beard growth
couldn't find a shaving razor anywhere, resorted to using razorblade out of desperation
did not work at all, stopped before i cut myself
trapped in house
help
>>6409616
ill bring u razors where u @ homes
>>6409616
Use scissors to trim it as much as possible and then wrap your neck/face up with a scarf
>>6409616
can't you go out in boymode with beard
>>6409592
One thing I notice is that even with that brow, her eyes aren't as hooded as mine. Then again, even very feminine women around here have seriously hooded eyes. Pic related...
>>6409616
drugstore.com
you can order razor blades for delivery
be strong, fight back against the vicious cycle of depression beard
>>6409616
1. Calm down and breathe
2. Go out in beard mode, acquire razor, come back and clean yourself up
3. Xxx
4. Profit
>weigh the same as I did yesterday
That's why you shouldn't weigh yourself every day
It's depressing even if you don't put on weight
>>6409627
That's part of being a pretty french woman :3
Why on earth would you not want to look like a french woman?
>>6409620
not where you are :( i mean probably i'm not a creeper
>>6409623
it's too hot out for a scarf but i'll see what i can do with scissors, thank you grace <3
>>6409625
i am perma-boymode rn but femboy, too dysphoric to be seen like this and it's not a beard, it makes me look like a hobo wannabe trying desperately to grow a beard over a long long period of time
>>6409628
i have to go to the bank before they close at 1pm though D:
>>6409629
><
maybe if i go to the gas station... i could hide my chin and avoid people until i get there and get razor there, nobody would recognize me there...
>>6409636
if u have beard problems i feel bad for u son.
after 8 laser sessions i still have one
>>6409636
go into the bank wearing a t-shirt as a bandana
>>6409639
>Inviting anons to your home
You lack basic survival skills dummy! Please be safe!
>>6409645
its funny u say that to me of all ppl desu lol
>>6409645
>implying survival is a skill
>implying being slaughtered by anon isnt the superior outcome
>>6409262
>>6409649
where did you find that picture of me
H-hello /mtfg/
I am a guy in love with an mtf transsexual, and I (very autistically) confessed I love her on skype (text). Now, I said "I don't care if it's gay" and I wanted to know whether that's even remotely an okay thing to say.
Thanks in advance
kinda wanna grow weed
>>6409653
>"I don't care if it's gay"
Oops, you dun goofed
Depending on the context that could be REALLY bad because of the implication you don't think of her as a girl
I'm heeeeere :D
>>6409653
You're either a troll or a fucking idiot.
>>6409658
>implying I'd be selling any of it
>>6409658
:? don't you like me?
>>6409659
Kinda reads like a /pol/ guy I used to know
You can tell he's probably got a lot of insecurities
>clarifying how autistic his confession is
>feeling the need to tell her he thinks liking an mtf is gay, very probably just because she has a penis
>asking us about it AFTER the fact
Poor guy
>>6409653
It would hurt my feelings and i wouldn't trust you
>>6409669
:? wat
>>6409653
p sure if I told my gf some dumb shit like that I'd no longer have said gf
>>6409676
Forgot to add image to show the autism
>>6409675
i don't get it :S
>>6409635
I have a much more prominent brow which makes mine just too hooded. Seriously cramps my style when it comes to eye makeup options.
>>6409676
>She didn't comment on that part anyway, so that's something.
You are lucky, please try to not fuck it up, treat her like a normal girl, obviously sex will be different but thats another issue. Its not gay, trust me I'm a straight dude. >inb4 disgusting chasers get out of our thread
>>6409653
you fucked up senpai, sorry
It smells so fucking newfag in here this morning
>>6409681
Bh god, you even said tranny. Hahaha. better luck next time pal.
Do you like my kicks mtfg
>>6409681
C r i n g e
>>6409676
so did you get the girl or what
are you two fucking
if u are can i watch
AAP is she likes being called a boy in bed
>>6409681
oh that's not that bad
the plsrespond is more cringy than the gay thing ROFL
>>6409682
it's not a meme if im living proof
>>6409683
:?
>>6409688
u tryna chase?
>>6409691
sameee ahahahahahaha
>>6409693
no
i like classic chucks though
>>6409639
no sry
i definitely would if i knew
>>6409644
this sounds brilliant ty
>>6409645
secretly im a trip
>>6409668
ty so much grace! i had to be super careful and it took a while but it just looks like beardshadow now unless you look closely, that worked way better than I thought it would!
>>6409645
secretly i'm a trip tho!
>>6409691
thats cause its summer senpai
>>6409653
Some of us would be extremely upset. Some would be less upset. Almost all would at least not be happy with you.
GL, Communication is key.
>>6409681
>tranny
you double fucked up
>pls respond
this has to be a troll
>>6409695
I got a grey pair too but they're ankle high and honestly neither of these pairs of shoes fit me anymore.
>>6409699
wew
time to spend more time playing starcraft
>>6409699
Summer is a meme, the only thing that increases during summer is people calling out summerfags.
>>6409695
>u tryna chase?
trying to chase here would be pointless since nobody is in my country. I really don't know why I come here but something draws me here.
>>6409699
That's why I bought this floppy hat... To protect me from harmful newfag rays.
>pic related... My new hat, b/c I can
>>6409710
Ofc, I have SUN protections, too
>you should never leave the house without this on your face
>>6409681
christ alive
>>6409699
It used to be that the worst time of the year was September, when new university students had their first taste of internet... Now every kid has Internet access at home, so... Pretty sure it's all year round.
>>6409675
I do yeah, what's up pookie
>>6409711
There is literally nothing gay about it, unless she's pre-hrt or doesn't pass then its gay.
>>6409698
if i tell u will u come here
>>6409703
did ur footsies shrink
my brain shrunk from hrt lmaooo
>>6409707
im confused yeah ?:
>>6409709
fly me out there?
>>6409710
that's a hat alright ahahaha
>>6409711
dude i know it's ironic it doesn't make it any better LOOL
do u not wanna shove ur junk in her hole while squishing her boobs and making out? if u don't that's gay
duddeee we call ourselves trannies but other ppl aren't supposed to omfg
>>6409718
i haven't slept in like 20 hrs and i wanna die aaha wbu my man
>>6409711
Fucking hell.
DONT FUCKING BAIT PEOPLE TO NETFLIX & CHILL AND THEN NOT CHILL.
she'd probably prefer you not touch her dick anyways.
Leave this thread, you're crashing and burning IRL & its hilarious.
We're no longer laughing WITH you
>>6409710
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>6409720
but being a girl is all in ur brain :^)
>>6409721
>fly me out there?
where are you I will come for you are you qt? plz say yes
>>6409721
i mean i'll try my best
I can't handle this shit.
I'm tuning out until the PM episode
>>6409711
If she's fine with it you shouldn't care what people here say, though avoid calling your relationship gay.
>>6409714
I don't really need it. When we were out sightseeing in India with my ex, I didn't use any. She did. She got sunburnt, I didn't. Which really pissed her because it should have been the opposite with her brown skin and my being so pale...
>>6409726
You have crossed me for the last time
>>6409721
ahhhhhh ;___;
>>6409731
i-i don't tho! i only drop trip for embarrassing trans issues and stuff like that!
>>6409726
for the person who owns the brain it is yes but the guy who gets a boner over someone who looks more male than female is still gay
>>6409733
UV/UVB still gives you wrinkles!
That's why desert people tan well, but they're wrinkly AF by 50
>>6409731
I don't drop trip unless I'm really ashamed of something I've posted. And I'm in no mood to funpost when that happens...
>>6409731
I always shitpost with my trip on. Am I doing it wrong?
>>6409681
If you want to salvage anything at all, you must tell her that as an apology you're willing to feel her penis inside your butt
>>6409723
>netflix and chill
we arranged her coming over before she knew I like her and I visited her before I liked her at all before. I'm less shambled irl than in months because I have a cute girl wanting to spend time with me.
>>6409721
>do u not wanna shove ur junk in her hole while squishing her boobs and making out? if u don't that's gay
>implying she has anything resembling boobs of importance
>>6409720
She doesn't pass great desu
desu I feel terrible whenever I call her dude out of familiarity because I'm not a native speaker of English. Also when I call her a big guy
