I think I'm just happy edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj3bCXViNNM
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▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
Now lets do our best, girls.
old >>6317032
>mfw ready to invade women's spaces
First for ugly.
>tfw no flannel gf
>>6317666
>I'M READY TO RAPE
>>6317660
>oh god
Well it is!
If there's gonna be chasers they can at least be flattering.
Post middle fingers
>>6317668
>tfw no kit gf
>>6317659
i think im dumb
>>6317668
shoulda been faster desu
>>6317666
Things I could never do for 100 Alex
>>6317666
Maddie you are my favourite poster by far
how do you pick a middle name
>tfw no agp to be self-gf
nth for no sleep ever
>>6317682
that question brings us back to pokemon probably
>>6317666
Are you going to go to a Curves gym?
>>6317676
Nirvana posters get out
Who else /constant dread/ here?
>>6317682
1. Are you a hon?
2. Are you a sissy?
If you answered yes to either of your previous questions your middle name is your male name with "ina" affixed to it.
If the answer is no, then you don't need a middle name.
Guys honest, what do I do if I have a really bad reaction to spiro? Is it possible to be allergic or something?
>tfw might have to stop spiro 3 days after finally getting it
>tfw slept like this
>>6317668
2slow desu
>>6317693
NEVER
>>6317701
What kind of reaction are you having?
>>6317700
Joeina
>>6317704
No thanks sir
But I'm sure you're welcomed there
>>6317705
It feels like I have the flu combined with my upper body becoming numb
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/77787821/old-age-aint-for-sissies_greeting-cards?productId=840204337
>>6317714
Thomas
>>6317667
at least you don't look masculine.
I've sent this to the parents of at least one trip.
>>6317714
>maddie
>beautiful
I didn't know you like muscle dudes in dresses
>>6317722
You don't?
>>6317719
>tfw ugly and masculine
>>6317720
Those are pretty cute desu~
Where can I get them?
>>6317703
>tfw slept like this
gotta make that long distance into a short distance~
>>6317700
What's the logic behind this?
>>6317719
>rawr
>not nasculine
Pick one
>>6317712
It could just be an upper respiratory infection
>>6317725
So when are you and hongie going to kill yourselves?
>tfw gonna make puru blush one day by doing this to her in public
>>6317736
>her
>>6317720
Send them to mine!
>>6317703
>>6317728
>>6317736
:3
I SAID HELLO
who /hon/ here?
>>6317735
I dunno. I'm p fucking cowardly.
>>6317739
Sir calm down
>>6317728
>a short distance~
pic seems like a good distance to me :3
>>6317736
(I hear she's flustered easily by lewd actions in public... inf act, by the public in general. Take her to a nice café in a pretty dress and watch her light up like a Christmas tree)
>>6317499
Take a brisk walk around the block.
>>6317610
Eep! Hope it gets better quickly.
>>6317502
>I'm not sure I wanna have my 4chan post history so easily tracked down.
I'm sorry I ever mentioned my choice on here. It's a rare name so it stands out. At least this doesn't lead to my dead name.
>>6317553
>not owning a strap wrench for the kitchen...
I've been using one for opening jars for decades. Never had good upper body strength.
>>6317744
Hi
>>6317745
trvehon reporting in.
>>6317745
PREMIUM HON reporting in
>>6317744
helo sheen whaddup
>>6317751
>I'm sorry I ever mentioned my choice on here. It's a rare name so it stands out. At least this doesn't lead to my dead name.
Well, nothing we can do now but try to keep people from hating us eh?
>>6317757
You aren't a hon
>>6317744
Hai Sheen <3
>>6317734
I hope so. Thanks for taking the time to answer me, anon.
>>6317745
I have a pretty face but my body is too triangular and I've been informed I have man hands.
>>6317717
Yeah, I also went with what my parents would have named me, but modified. Even as a middle name, it would have been embarrassing. Really dodged a bullet, not being a cis girl.
I'm not going to get to say that often, so let me have this.
>>6317765
I try to help as much as I can
>>6317748
sounds like a plan then
>>6317762
I am depressed, have no sense of fashion, and dont pass, thats pretty honney, isnt it?
>>6317765
If you have a doctor, please ask them.
>>6317745
yes
>>6317752
>>6317755
>>6317759
>>6317764
hello
I made a chen folder for easy access of all my chens
>tfw straight
>tfw I like the taste of transgirl piss
>>6317778
you like the taste of hormones?
>>6317765
probably what you should do is stop taking it for a few days and see if you feel better. if it comes back when you start taking it again then you know it is the spiro causing it.
>>6317773
eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6317774
i don't know about hon, but you're clealy a sissy
>>6317777
How big is it?
>>6317774
It just takes time to turn into a girl.
>>6317778
theres a lot of estrogen in transgirl pee, watch out bruh
>>6317788
Sir your autism is leaking into the board
>>6317745
Sissy Sassy hon in da house!!!!
>>6317789
like, 17
but now they're all in the one spot
>>6317797
The hunt for chen continues
>>6317786
tell me i'm pretty and buy me presents
>>6317802
ur cute
>>6317801
oh shit
>>6317783
what does this mean
>>6317790
I started 40 months ago anon...
>>6317781
nnnnnnnnnnn
>>6317807
>what does this mean
Some weird transvestite stuff as far as I'm aware.
>>6317790
Now you know that isn't true
So just have fucked up genetics
I wanna be a mommy and wear an apron
Post age and time on hrt!
>>6317792
I know you are, but what am I?
>>6317820
well at least you can wear an apron.
>>6317822
Just quit it dude.
>>6317821
19
couple months from my 5 months anniversary
>>6317760
Nothing against anybody here... It's just a mistake on my part. At least there are a few famous people who use it to muddy searches up. There is real strangeness with it. The family genealogists didn't know there was one back in the 1500s in my family history when I chose it, but they found one a couple years back as I was thinking about names again. That cinched it for me. I decided to continue to use it. I was planning on choosing a name from my ancestors, and there my old choice was. Kinda strange that I choose the same rare name. Less than 100 people used it in 2010 in the US, and less than 6,000 world wide.
>>6317825
Adoption is possible...
>>6317821
21
16 months
>>6317659
So im thinking this transition thing is all a pipe dream. People say passing is easy enough for those under 21 but i dont see it. Id rather be a guy then a hon tbhon.I finally started but a great part of me wants to just quit.
>>6317826
...said the faggot
>>6317832
It all depends on genetics and not age.
>>6317839
This. I was fucked despite getting blocker right before 18.
>>6317832
being a hon is not a question of chosing, it is a question of repressing until you become hon.
>>6317844
??? Idgi.
>>6317839
Well i just dont want to take the risk. Ill never look even remotely cis.
>>6317847
But most here are hons
>>6317851
>barely anyone makes it
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I want to be a girl
But I'm not sure I can call myself
I just want my dysphoric feelings to go away
But I try to be happy!
>>6317807
So it takes a bit more time with depressed anorexics. Big deal.
>>6317815
Taking the stated goal here everyone in this thread has fucked up genetics.
>>6317849
If you can't look cis, then don't even try.
Do you really want to end up looking like Korra, sheen, angie, pleb, red and the others
>>6317851
A hon is a late transitioner who started after her 30's and puts no effort into looking like a woman, including behaving like a caricture of what a woman is,
>>6317821
18
8 months
hormones dont work
>>6317821
26, 40 months
>>6317855
>a bit
rip
>>6317847
I fuckin hate this meme. "hur you're destined to transition its just a matter of when" no fuck you and fuck this stale meme. You can refuse to transition and not break down , not everyone is as weak and spineless as you.
>>6317844
...said the repressed cockgobbler.
>>6317855
>So it takes a bit more time with depressed anorexics. Big deal.
Phien cas been fulltime for years, she's just playing the sad hon role.
>>6317801
I want facial piercings desu. I'm thinking of getting a septum piercing
>>6317855
Not everyone
Sophie, Edie, kuro, haato and ufufu made it
>>6317857
I'm never calling myself a trans woman ever again!
>>6317863
you look like that lesbian youtuber
I want a trans "girl" to cum on my face
>>6317821
18
14 months
I'm a hon
>>6317821
26
8 years
>>6317821
24
Year and a half
>>6317821
>Age
18
>Time on HRT
3 days but now I have to stop
>>6317821
23 and 2 years + 1 day
(tfw turn 24 in 3 weeks ;_; so old)
>>6317874
who?
>>6317871
>Sophie, kuro, haato and ufufu made it
They succeeded despite the fucked up genetics, namely being born male.
>>6317860
A lot of people here started before 30, put in effort and still look like shit.
That's why we have hons like Faye, sheen, syndie and Angie around
>>6317885
fuck if i remember her name, maybe someone else is gonna tell you
>>6317870
Do it. I have no regrets.
>>6317867
Yes because you're extra special and filled with super duper willpower and discipline that stops you from seeing pages like this one whenever you want, right?
>>6317872
>>6317889
doesn't matter, a hon isn't an ugly transwoman that doesn't pass.
Hello people I want to get your opinion on name stuff. I don't really think I want to change my name but I don't think I want to keep using the same name. The shortening of my name is Con. Do you think I would just look like a retard special snowflake if I asked people to call me that? I know it's not a common name and it's still pretty masculine but I don't know what to do.
>>6317893
please don't call me a woman!
>>6317896
Yes it is and it's people who don't put in effort. If you're ugly and don't pass, you're a hon
>>6317821
49 years
3 days
>>6317892
Filled with enough willpower to make it go away once.
>>6317821
22 in 3 days
12 months on E, 6 months on cypro
>>6317821
51y 3y5m + 2y2m
Might as well only be 2y2m due to a near 3 decade gap.
>>6317906
>sass lying about her age
we all know you are a 62 y/o with 3 kids and 14 grandchildren.
i feel very TS Brave New World rn.
this thing fucking scares me lowkey lmao
>>6317821
19
about 5 hours
>>6317912
Brave New World is such a good novel!
>>6317912
Interesting, but large on the wrist.
>>6317911
I trusted you with my secret anon!!! now everyone will make fun of me to my face instead of behind my back!!!!!
>>6317869
>she's just playing the sad hon role.
no I am not playing that, I dont pass irl
>>6317926
you're not stunning, but you pass well enough. you wouldn't had chosen srs before ffs otherwise.
>>6317821
31, 7 yeas
>>6317912
lol it looks like it cracked!!!
i wish i was a girl
What do I do?
I'm not supposed to feel this way if I'm a boy
I need to get rid of the dysphoria.
I need to stop having bad mental and emotional issues
>>6317929
what is genital dysphoria
>>6317821
27, almost 9 months
>>6317938
>I need to get rid of the dysphoria.
you don't get rid of mental issues, it's the same with depression or psychosis. you treat it to keep it at bay.
>>6317938
You're not new to this trans thing red, you should know by now. Just stop trying to act as if you're fine with being called a boy and such.
You're letting your insecurities get the better of you.
>>6317942
something that you care about when interacting with your genitals is a bigger issue than interacting with everyone around you.
>>6317953
i thought red was just memeing so i go alonng with it
fuckin hell, i'm telling ya lads, theres nothing like peeling your bra off your sweaty tits after a hard day's work, am i right?
So since my T has never dropped below 150 should I start taking 300 mg spiro instead of 200 mg and talk about it with my doc when I see him in two weeks? I really don't want to masculinize any more...
>>6317947
>tfw you sort of look okay and want to join the club of late transitioners that pass with Basic and Tb but you don't want to show your face or trip in 4chan.
>>6317912
EDIE
>previously straight trip
>suddenly have feelings for another trip here
>now we're long-distance gfs
I'm turning into you :O
pls gib advice
>>6317938
>I'm not supposed to feel this way if I'm a boy
ur not a boy dummy
>>6317964
Correction, it was at 130 in Dec 2014 and 115 Sept 2014, both 200 mg spiro
but still though, fuck that :c
>tfw I got sir'd at Little Caesars like an hour ago
>>6317966
>tfw in the exclusive club of late teen transitioners that are hopeless
>>6317978
what do you know about me?
I have to be a boy
for my family, and myself.
I can't let go of feeling like a boy
I miss Kaylee.
>>6317971
is all australian tv as good as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZn8I_xwAQ&index=4
>>6317983
post story
>tfw always get sir'd, kill me
>>6317983
don't you always wear boy clothes and try to look like a guy though
i started a soundcloud.
continuing to work on chip tunes.
but for now i have a couple of bullshit tracks that i made for my own amusement
https://soundcloud.com/giggleplex
Guys I think I am like Joseph Goebbels. Maybe I am destined to be a state head of propaganda.
>>6318001
I think some dick would make you feel better.
>>6317989
>worker restocking fridge said excuse me sir when he tried to get around me from the back, then he saw my face and tried to say mam but got a weird look on his face and I just threw on my sunglasses really quick and darted my head towards the floor like an autist
>>6317929
>>6317955
I was under threat of forced detransition though. Also I live in an area where people dont give a fuck if you pass or not. as long as youre not a lumberjack at least
i think i'm going to take a nap, and forget all the bad thoughts
hopefully I have a dream where I'm a girl
I want to hold kaylee
I'm sorry to sadpost
Please forgive me.
I don't think I can handle all these new changes to my life especially with these swelling chestlumps.
>>6318008
ahhhh shit
I always like these non passing stories though they are so awkward.
>>6317985
I never felt right when in full girlmode
I just want to have fun now, boy, girl, whatever
>>6317992
well I wear guy clothes because I have like perma stubble because can't afford beard removal
>>6317963
Right-o chap, now lets sally forth to the village pub for a propa pint and a fag, it'll be a rite riot it will
>>6317917
it's applicable to my daily life desu
>>6317921
>>6317936
i like that it has lil diff screensavers but ya. i have no idea whhhyyy i put this thing on my wishlist a few months back. i must have had a reason.
what that reason was, idr
>>6317971
lol
my advice is don't
>>6318012
>under threat of forced detransition
that sucks.
anyway, i missed being around you in particular.
feeling a bit nervous about my next appointment
>>6318012
>people dont give a fuck if you pass or not. as long as youre not a lumberjack at least
same, they'll gender fucking anything female here.
>>6318025
>my advice is don't
;_;
>>6318018
will it be the white hart again, m'duck? i'll have a pint of mild and bitter, what'll it be for you? snakebite and black again i'll bet, and some pork scratchings, you hussy.
>>6318035
Yes hello, white hart? Id like to make a reservation for 2 plz.
>>6318025
wait do you mean don't turn into you?
idgi
>>6318028
>i missed being around you in particular.
o-oh?
>feeling a bit nervous about my next appointment
endo? why?
>>6317988
only the good stuff
like the katering show
>>6317964
I'd check out other possibilities for AAs.
>>6318025
Could it be held crosswise on the wrist? There could be issues with that, but it's an idea for the smaller wrist. I've wanted one, but it really should be running Android... Of course it is very low on my priorities list. Electrolysis is way higher.
>>6318038
you're cool.
i'd be down to chill anytime you're in my area
>>6317821
32, 15 years
>>6317821
21
zero
ready to hero
>>6318015
my life is awkward now like more than ever, people all act weird around me now, either some days I get treated like a girl and some days I don't
pretty sure if I got electrolysis done I could go full time with no issues, I mean I won't be pretty but at least I can pass
>>6318052
wow youre still alive?
>>6318025
Am I John?
>>6317964
>my T has never dropped below 150
not trying to brag but my T was measured 2 weeks ago at 5. Yeah I said five. I am on 350mg spiro a day though.
>>6317821
32.
2 years
>>6318063
yeah but u shouldn't believe me. if /tlg/ has taught u anything it's that old hons lie abt shit
>>6318008
Remember when Kayla used to make fun of me for posting about weirdinf out shop people
This is kind of what I've been waiting for for two years
>>6318062
what clothes do you go out in?
hairstyle?
>>6318067
It kinda sounds like you were trying to brag...
With emphasizing the 5
>>6318067
mine was 9 last time I got tested and I am only taking estrogen and finasteride. My baseline was below normal before I started HRT
>>6318069
G-spot
>>6318069
Troopa from Mario! But then he vbecomes koopa...
>>6317988
Anything on Public TV (the ABC and the SBS).
Everything else is car bitch
>>6318034
>>6318037
what i mean to say is you shouldn't start a long distance gf relationship if ya'll have never met.
i've seen this happen a LOT in mtfg, and 90+% of the time it fails. you need to meet each other before you decide to commit in any way.
>>6318049
yep! it's totally customizable.
>>6318065
l m a o
>>6318069
squirt ofc
>>6318067
and yet somehow u still have the attitude of a man
a medical mystery
>>6317912
How's it feel to be an apple shill?
>>6318077
Quid just shutting Kayla down like a boss
>>6318089
edie
more like
meanie
>>6318050
thanks, which city?
>>6318074
but they shouldnt mind too much in germany, or do you have reason to believe something else?
>my life plan was to throw myself in front of a freight train at this bit where it goes downhill
>talk to a train driver who had three suicides as driver
>he spoke about it like a soldier in the war
welp back to square one, i guess
>>6318062
you just need to learn how to cover your beard shadow and you could go full time now
all you need to do is learn makeup
you could learn how to do makeup once edie moves to portland and everyone has a meetup
you might have to pay for pizza though as a personal apology
>>6318067
quid is probably intersex which is why her levels are all over the place
>>6318072
to be fair she was full repression gen tier then
>>6318097
yeah right, I doubt she doesn't have to take estrogen, that was a flat out lie
>>6317821
Why must you remind me of how dumb I am?
>>6318089
>you need to meet each other before you decide to commit in any way.
This is really good advice.
>>6318098
Edie is a cunt who needs to get raped and beaten tbqh
>>6318089
so that's how long distance relationships exist. i kept experimenting trying to motion with my hands to figure out what it might entail, but that explains it
>>6318097
it's just how i roll.
>>6318043
i wish i had some tv show that focuses entirely in consumer safety around here...
>>6318098
shes right though.
>>6318114
You need to never wish rape on anyone, please
T. rape survivor
>>6318067
not to brag but my T is 0.6
thats right ya she hulk looking testicularised beast.
nought point fucking six
not to brag or nothin tho
>>6318096
good i guess idk
>>6318098
>>6318114
tru
i'm just saying. if ya'll really like each other i'm not saying you're dumb or wrong or that it's a mistake.
i just don't think it's something you should go into lightly.
>>6318101
i mean forcing someone to kill you was prob not the greatest life plan lmao
>>6318113
it's just from my experience. i've dated a lot, locally and long-distance, and ldr never work if you haven't met each other first.
it can work if you meet ASAP and move in with each other or something tho.
>>6318116
a lot of mtfg relationships exist solely in these threads, or through skype and that's it. most of the time it's not healthy.
>>6318125
Get raped bro
>>6318103
>you just need to learn how to cover your beard shadow and you could go full time now
fucking no, I can't go full time just to have to grow it out in between electrolysis sessions. My tech said that nothing is worse then when a hon comes in with full makeup over beard hair and expects her to find and zap every hair. She said that at 5 days of growth and not covered with makeup that she can see each angle of my follicle and zap it properly and without me getting red or scarred.
>>6318114
wow. death to u
Why am I posting on here, I'm just going to get more hateful towards myself
Now I'm going to nap
>>6318101
i had a big discussion some time ago about how much you fuck the driver's life by making them kill you, i'm glad you found some empathy.
>>6318129
ur an intersex meme though
>tfw tranny and hate myself for being a tranny
lmao stay in school kids
it's 5am and im running this shit
>>6318133
can i drain your neck over a sink and post a webm of it?
>>6318077
nonsense. Most of the anti testicular cancer drugs. Also Depo Provera 3 month shot or same drug as daily pill, etc. Cypro never got tested here because there were already other drugs that did the same, and the market was saturated. It's just none of them are as good of low side effect AA as Cypro is.
>>6318098
You don't want to end up like us two strangers in the same room staring last each other posting bunny pictures
M...aybe someday she'll love me again ;_;
>>6318140
>tfw tranny and hate myself for being a tranny
it never ends
>>6318105
Yeah no LOL
How else do you think my first test at 1 mg was over 500 and 2 mg took me off the charts >999? That recent one is after over a year of being off estrogen, as well as being off spiro for two weeks and reaching the same T levels I was before I ever started hrt, so nothing to affect the results, unlike some I never bullshit on mtfg.
Pretty happy about it tho, I've been suspicious I might have naturally high estrogen levels for years and finally got it confirmed
>>6318131
Yeah. IRL chemistry can be hard to gauge, but mostly distance is fucking hard even when you know how good things are together. Some of my best relationships have gone through periods of distance but I'll never start one again without knowing whether it works when together.
>>6318152
#gastheshemales
>>6318136
if its any consolation, even with the combined hatred of everyone here, which you earned, no-one can hate you more than you hate yourself
