>ywn be a secretary at a private paranormal investigation, capture and incarceration firm
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>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No tumblr shit
>No *actions*
>No drama
Previous: >>6279740
how are u mtfg
>>6281020
It's the only way I can live
>>6281022
Good. It's weird
>>6281022
Fine. Bit sad I have less than a week left in Bangkok. I guess I'll have to come back here alone some day.
nth for I'm secretly cis
>>6281022
cant wake up
>>6281017
male skeleton = broad shoulders, male torso, etc
>>6281028
THAILAND IS SO NICE
I loved that place even if I was too weak to walk around much, I wanna go back there as well at some point
>>6281031
Imo theres enough fat to not make it too obvious with decent clothings.
>>6281022
>tfw you will never be max caulfield hitting up that sweet punk pussay
>>6281033
I guess I'm just really tough. I've had several six hours walks since they removed the urine pouch... But shopping with someone who hates it isn't very pleasant, so...
>>6281036
live the dream
>>6281037
I met a few people there that were pretty fit really fast, but my body has always been pretty weak. I have a high pain tolerance, but I cant make energy from nothing ;~;
>tfw freshly washed hair
>tfw starting to see the effects from monday's laser already
>tfw getting pizza in a bit
>>6281036
>you will never be Commander Shepard hitting up those fat Krogan quads
What other sexual video game fantasies does mtfg have?
>>6281039
I have a lot of strength and energy. Most of the time, I'm really laid-back and I don't do anything with those, though. So people tend to go WTF when I get out of my usual idle mode.
>>6281045
Don't cry elanna
Make me an anime
>>6281045
Wiping Prussia off the map and converting all of Europe to Occitan culture.
Oh, sexual... Well, I guess I don't have any.
You're getting confused. Mental illness is when you have a physical mental condition, including depression and likewise which can all be read by brain scanners if needed.
Trannies are not like that, it's literally just poor personality and brain power.
More likely, it's a mix of other mental conditions with the personality, brain deficiency.
Fuck sake I am tired of this meme. It's just a fucking meme and the scientific proof is mostly complete drivel. Mr Money is proof of that.
There needs to be regulation of these bullshit studies, like a duty to reach a certain threshold of certainty before releasing the results of "specialists" in these fields of study. Morons latch onto these poor experiments and push them to either subvert or to fulfil and justify their own stupid lifestyles.
I should not have replied to this stupid bait in the first place.
pls stop talking about Thailand ,_,
actually nvm, keep having fun I'm going to try to go to sleep again
>>6281057
aww :C
goodniight sheen ^^
>>6281055
>tfw cute trans gf
c:
>>6281063
tfw jealous :_:
>>6281055
>>6281015
>get drunk with friend
>invites me to sleep in one bed
>sorta crush on him, decide to gove it a go since sleeping alone sucks, hoped he may get lewd desu
>ofc im am idiot and nothing happened
>instead wake up feeling even moe lonely cause no cuddles, and yet a person is so close
>feel terrible, dysphoria triggered like pic related
>cocklust for first time in my life
Tip for self, dont crush on str8 guys :(
>tfw I did this unironically for a second
damn it
>>6281064
where do i sign up
t-treat me nice
>>6281069
on a scale of 1 to 420...
>>6281070
wha :_:
R8 my makeup attempt
https://unsee.
cc/nirasedu/
>>6281075
maximum qt af
>>6281075
I'm not bothering to look because I ALWAYS miss unsee posts and I don't see why this one will be any different. I'm sorry.
>>6281083
UHM
>>6281071
278
>>6281068
>gove it a go
Anyway, maybe don't get into bed with a total bloody eunuch?
WE CAN
CLOSE THE BLINDS TO BLOCK OUT THE SUN
AND WE CAN
MAKE THE HEADBOARD BANG LIKE A KICK DRUM
>>6281091
made me chuckle
>>6281086
>>6281083
FUCK YOU BOT SHE'S MINE
>>6281093
LEEEEEEEEEWD
>>6281107
it a song but it makes me feel happy and lewd
>tfw you woke up late because you were active all night, and still feel amazing.
I have a newfound love for my electric razor...
why is the thread so dead?
>>6281122
'Cause I was asleep :p
>>6281120
me and my electric toothbrush are the same way desu
>>6281122
Don't know. Probably because I haven't posted my beautiful face in a long, long while. Well, a few hours, that is...
>>6281126
Different shape, different feel.
I think it's out of power... I don't remember stopping...
>>6281122
idk lets wake it up with our love sophie
>>6281122
Everyone is busy having fun with their friends I bet
>>6281146
not me obv ;-;
>>6281146
Yes... "friends"
>>6281133
You look like the single mother that one friend always had.
The one that would ask how your day was if you saw her somewhere, but you'd be too spaghetti to reply.
>>6281125
dont sleep! the Fem-Reich needs to be entertained
>>6281133
that might be a real possibility
>>6281145
oh my god <3
>>6281146
you cant be trutrans(TM) and have friends though
>tfw no sweet release of death in my sleep
sigh I guess I have to live again :/
>weigh self
>back up three pounds
what
the
FUUUUUCK
my body just doesnt want me to lose weight :|
>>6281159
:3c
>>6281122
>why is the thread so dead?
Because I've had enough sadposting for the day.
Also I just opened a can of cola, which combined with my low tolerance for caffeine means I will be awake (and practically hyperactive) until early Thursday morning.
>>6281160
Depends on the size of their gt anon, shitty government put a tax on that, last one I imported costed me double what I had in mind cause of that.
>>6281159
>you cant be trutrans(TM) and have friends though
I'm far from a trutrans, I haven't even tried cutting off my gt yet
>>6281160
>tfw nobody to import me away from here
HEY EVERYONE I FOUND THE COOKIES
>>6281166
Actually on that note.
I was thinking about getting hit by a train before, but now I feel like going to a level crossing and chasing a train down the tracks.
I'll hit that fucker instead of it hitting me.
I know a bit where he has to go slow because of the gradient. THAT'S WHERE I'LL CATCH HIM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WISH ME LUCK GUYS
>>6281074
i-i can help you with the cute trans gf thing ;__;
>tw you browse /pol/ and begin punching yourself in the face
"I'm a freak. I deserve death"
>>6281174
pls send
shipping cant be too expensive within australia r-right
>>6281174
ONTO THE SECOND COOKIE
THICC HERE I COME
>>6281178
>Taking /pol/ seriously
>>6281179
AUSTRALIA ANONS?
GIVE ME THE PARCEL
I WILL RUN IT FOR YOU
PLEASE I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THIS ENERGY
>>6281180
THIRD COOKIE
FEELING A BIT LIGHT HEADED
>>6281178
Le freak, c'est chic!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1qQ1SKNlgY#
>>6281184
im not sure there will be any cookies left once you cross two states to get to me, you might get a little hungry before hand :^ )
Do you think I'll be able to pass?
unsee .cc
/gozemitu
>>6281181
h-huh ;-;
>>6281193
sorry anon its in ur best interests
>>6281191
I CAN DO IT
WHERE ARE THE COOKIES ROUGHLY ATM?
I'LL START NOW BEFORE IT GETS DARK(ER)
>>6281192
lmao
>>6281015
I missed Elanna's edition that might have been hilarious
>>6281181
>underage
>passer
>young transitioner
no wonder
>>6281192
>>6281182
I am a /pol/lack ;~;
I've become everything I ever hated
>tfw the weather starts to get hot so man musk is everywhere
Ugh I can't take it ;~;
>>6281194
>that mood seems awfully familiar
YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT
GOTTA GO FAST
W H E R E ?
>>6281203
Meh, /pol/ cannot into safe space, anyway.
>>6281203
thats alright, self hating is normal for trannies. youre golden on all fronts
>>6281181
>Underage poster
>>>/global/rules/2
Fuck off
>>6281206
>man musk
hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>6281204
Dear Sir,
Regarding your recent foray
Into the rap business and the scene you portray,
See I don't normally approve of war games,
But "He's biting you" is what they all say
And by Harry, they might be right--
This is hip hop, not an Elvis night!
Shelve this Professor impersonation,
Let it end now, it's impertinent waiting!
You seem a reasonable chap,
What you need to do is rap
But not parody chap hop
'Cause that's not proper, just not cricket!
Put away your ukulele or I'll tell where to stick it!
I - Don't like your tweed, sir!
Will - Teach you the professor's ready!
Not - Let's see who strikes the loudest!
Lose - Put on my fighting trousers!
>>6281015
>female ghostbusters
CANCER
>>6281203
/pol/ is already 50% fags and 20% trannies, you're not alone
>>6281215
>ghost femalebusters
PERFECT
>>6281205
why would anyone go to jail unless youre underageb&
>>6281205
if you transitioned <18, you can't mention it here or you'll just get people talking about killing themselves
oh who am I kidding it's a thread full of mtfs you can hardly get them to STOP talking about suicide
>>6281207
anon I'm serious
do you have a family history of bipolar disorder?
>>6281210
>>6281219
oh for fuck's sake don't try to get smiles banned you cunt
>>6281219
>implying that the average age of the 4chan poster is <18
You're funny.
>>6281219
shopped
>>6281223
>Wrong directin
I should have just said over...
But the point remains.
>>6281218
Global rule 2 isn't negotiable. Follow the rules or fuck off. In this case both.
>>6281220
No it isn't
That upcoming movie looks like a very bad snl skit.
>>6281209
UNLIKE NAZI GERMANY!
Zing.
>>6281178
Fudge those haters
>>6281234
you are one jealous cunt
>>6281232
NiGGaZZ
>>6281224
>>>/global/rules/1
Fuck off pedo
>>6281222
>do you have a family history of bipolar disorder?
Yes. I understand that I've likely got something simular, although I don't believe it's that serious.
I'm also being liberal with the truth on here (I wasn't really going to run biscuits between states, that's silly) to keep the general alive though.
>>6281235
I'm the one who joins in and agrees with them
>>6281205
They think you're jail bait kid
>>6281245
>>>/global/rules/1
seguramente tu “hijo” sea una transbiana que idolatra a las mujeres y a los femenino, una forma de expresar su disforia de genero via fetichizando a las princesas disney, seguramente, si para por la pubertad masculina desarrolle autoginefilia, asi que recomiendo que la niña se reasigne de genero en cuanto antes, para no desarrollar efectos adversos, en lo fisico (virilizacion) y en lo psicológicos (trauma, autoginefilia, fetichizacion de las lesbianas, reprimir su disforia de genero via fetiches sexuales, etc.) la testosterona hace estragos en el cerebro de una mujer. solo es mi consejo, tu niña necesita reasignar su genero en cuanto antes.
>>6281245
>weed is legal in some states
>age of consent in most states is lower than 18
what are you talking about
>>6281241
>Yes
feel with me anon
>tfw had serious mania once before
>tfw mum is probably bipolar
>tfw I'm a ticking time bomb
>>6281213
Bars
>>6281250
The global rules are not legally binding.
Particularly not where I live.
I'm not breaking them, but I'm sure the same legal situation applies to the other anon who is.
>>6281254
I almost wish I could have manic episodes. My mood only ever shifts from dreary lows to extreme suicidal lows.
Ummm guys, i've been sleeping with my same pjs for 3 days straight and I've noticed something!...my sweat doesn't smell manly anymore and neither does my genital area...
Is this because spiro is magic?
>>6281257
>>6281258
Don't care. I just want you banned. And extradition exists too.
>>6281232
You're not about that life
bye bye smiles :)
Ahh good riddance
>>6281256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
>>6281229
Warren knows.
>>6281254
It's okay フランネルちゃん!
I just withdraw (almost completely --like I'll disconnect the phone and all) when I'm being sad and super happy when I'm happy.
I can give you ehugs when you feel sad if you like so that you can feel better until you get the happy back!
>>6281263
Extradition for underage posting on 4chan... kek of the week.
>>6281015
I'm just coming down from a trip, woke up a few minutes ago and saw some person, was like 'what the fuck is that??? Oh... a human? okay'
Like, i suddenly think we look extremely weird and strange. I think i just broke. Looked down my arms and freaked out a bit.
Seriously
>>6281263
I've done nothing banworthy though :p
As for extradition, it's unlikely to happen, as it's a legal nightmare.
Maybe if you were posting CP or some shit, but even then you are more likely to be arrested by local authorities rather than US ones.
>>6281273
Better start reporting those posts too.
>>6281210
>mfw someone thinks global rules on a Chinese pottery art site will stop them
>>6281262
Why do you sweating while your sleep?
>>6281261
it was alright while it was happening, but I just ended up doing a bunch of shit I regretted and I felt like shit afterwards
and the fact of what it implied most certainly isn't something to wish for
>>6281271
>フランネルちゃん
I don't speak weeb, friendo
and I haven't had mania again since
I'm pretty chill right now, trying to get something out of life before I go totally off the deep end
>>6281287
Range ban will ban all you dynamic IPs and block your ISP
You just admitted to ban evasion
>>6281286
Can i get sum cookies or what?
>>6281286
I had pretty wild times when I was young, but it was all a show, I was in control most of the time, except when I was way too drunk.
breakdowns this week:
wednesday- baby feels i'll never be a mom
friday- lack of sleep nothing feels real why even transition
saturday- the instruments solo bit in a bunch of shitty metal i've been listening to
morning
estrogen is the bestrogen
>>6281295
you can be my mommy
>>6281294
It's worth banning an entire country to get one shitposter
>>6281268
I'm on my mobile phone but I am glad I click that link. Thank you
>>6281286
>I don't speak weeb, friendo
It's you, silly! It says huranneru-tyan :p
>I just ended up doing a bunch of shit I regretted
I got naked in front of almost everyone I knew during one of my 'happy episodes'.
I was the sober one, ironically.
I don't really 'regret it' per se, but I wouldn't do it in my normal state.
>trying to get something out of life before I go totally off the deep end
Remember that we are here for you if you think you will.
Sad can be hard, but it isn't as hard if people help you with it (even if you don't want them to at the time).
>>6281298
Fuck off ugly man
>>6281301
Exterminatus
>>6281295
What shitty metal? I want to know for like a friend who says she likes to hear metal when she works out and she's grown weary of her metal playlists.
Its not for me because I only listen to feminine music
>>6281301
>banning america that supplies most of the sites traffic
Yeah sure
>>6281298
i agree
>>6281307
dude shut the fuck up
>>6281310
This is why 4chan should have internal registration so you any ban evade and you have to dox yourself to the mods so you can post
>>6281306
Did people make fun of your girly genitals?
>>6281305
IIRC australians can't start threads on /mu/
That's why I set up a private proxy network with my swedish friend.
He gets to use australianflag and I get to use svenskflagga.
Allt är fint!
>look at one pic of you
>heythatsprettygood
>see another
>feel like dying
>>6281311
that was literally this one guy on /mu/ who got banned multiple times a day
>>6281314
MAN
A
N
Poor man who will never be able afford his surgeries :)
>>6281307
sick burn my man
>>6281315
But then we could never drop our trips and hate post at faggots like you
you guys are faggots
not even the trannies just you losers bitching about rules
thats so lame
>>6281309
your friend is gay and i bet i could beat her in a fight
>nipples suddenly go ridiculously hard for ~30 seconds and then go back to normal
why is /lgbt/ so dead?
>>6281321
well I have to get a job now so its do or die for me, I will afford them in time, I just wanted to be fulltime in time to rub maddie's smug fucking face in it is all.
>>6281318
That's the point. That's good
>>6281325
the bloods always rushing to our heads improving our shitposting abilities
>>6281315
I agree with anon.
>>6281331
>smug
snape*
>>6281329
>nipples suddenly go ridiculously tingly and demand attention for about 5-10 minutes before going back to normal
>>6281316
I'm still closeted af (although they all think I'm gay), but I did get one comment about how *small* my penis was.
>>6281325
It's a long tradition.
Australians have been bantering since before federation.
The ANZACs were notorious for it even in WWI.
Maybe back in the day banter was a crime, so all the best banterers in the British Commonwealth came over as convicts?
>>6281335
Sassysnack~
>>6281329
hit
>>6281327
My friend says she accepts your challenge and beware because she only knows how to pull your hair and bite and scratch because she has never fought before.
>>6281329
>nipples suddenly go ridiculously hard for ~30 seconds and then go back to normal
>>6281331
Lmao there people who are already further ahead than you will ever be
>>6281346
dude
why do you have a picture of my brother in law?
>>6281277
please, i'm honestly scared whats going on
I feel disconnected
>>6281356
what drug did you take
do you need someone to talk to
>>6281350
Only because of money, I will catch up and it will be glorious.
>>6281361
sorry anon
i'm not even a girl
>>6281361
.......... be in brisbane
>>6281361
Ireland?
>>6281331
Why do you need to rub her face in it? Are you two having a fight?
Good morning mtfg!
>>6281342
:3
>>6281340
When I was in highschool some guys "pranked" me in gym class by removing my underwear and then making fun of the size of my genitals. I cried so hard and missed 2 days of class, and now the idea of having small genitals and being humilliated because of that really turns me on
(;_;) I hate my brains.
>>6281361
penisland?
>>6281363
At least you're dedicated to making progress, you should make it about yourself though and less about proving people wrong.
>>6281370
gmorning ^^
>>6281371
aww :C that sucks im sorry
>>6281361
...Ottawa?
>>6281378
that just means they all pass REALLY well
>>6281378
penisland?
>>6281378
>>6281379
Akaka doesent pass lol
>>6281376
Thank u :)
I'll never be a manly alpha male :(
>>6281331
>rub maddie's smug fucking face in it is all
WOW
>tfw no cute trans gf that wont judge me like tumblr for being an effeminate guy
>tfw almost feel "in between" but dont wanna be a special snowflake
>tfw no one loves you
>>6281371
That sucks.
If anything though, it was probably the bullying nature that made it so upsetting.
I've never really cared about my body in hindsight. If it happened to me, being naked wouldn't be what would upset me (although I'd be uncomfortable), it would be being bullied.
>>6281371
That sounds traumatizing and why did they want to take off yourpants
>>6281385
HAHAHA
>>6281378
In Toronto? You're off your rocker.
Tfw when a couple a at trans girls hit on you but you can't do anything because you are in a committed relationship with your bf
>no qt transgirls in the appalachias to go /out/ with
why's life so bad
>tfw you are making the gradual transition from chaser to tranny
How do I stop it?
Please, it's getting worse!
>>6281390
Try /r9k/
>>6281390
“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
id like to know the numbers of trans people and tfwnotransgf-ers on mtfg
is this thread just chaser /r9k/ now?
what happened here
>mfw i'm a fish faced jew looking gayboy
>>6281405
It'll vanish
It's just a weird time of the day
>>6281403
Fuck off your underage
>>6281401
it didnt work
>>6281402
why does the guy who posted wojak get people asking where lives and i just get emo fucking poetry or some shit
>>6281400
Select your favourite anti-androgen and estradiol now, and save yourself the stress.
>>6281413
>It's mostly just me posting this shit I think
kys
>>6281413
i already explained this anon
>>6281412
>tfw almost feel "in between" but dont wanna be a special snowflake
That's why.
>>6281407
He would fit right in plenty of people like him. There's always someone transgender gfs thread on /r9k/
>>6281402
Enough with this stupid wonderland shit
>>6281415
Do I have to?
Can I not be trans?
>>6281421
“I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
>>6281418
you picking a bone with me or something bro
i know a fucking tranny isnt going to start projecting a superiority complex on someone else with gender confusion
>>6281424
Yes you can. Just don't be trans
>>6281412
In getting a transgender gf well keep at it I guess but it just seems like you want to live out your fetish
>>6281428
i dont need another explanation of rule #2 thx
>>6281425
and you wonder why you get disregarded lol
>>6281431
How would I get them though?
Can you get hormones and not be trans?
I don't know if I could pull that off where I live.
>>6281425
Shut it Jervis
>>6281437
im not in canada though :| out of luck bub
>>6281428
Smiles is a kid so stop asking her
Would it fuck me up if I self medded for 2 months but then had to stop for a month? I have to stop due to financial difficulties, but I hope my testosterone won't become overactive due to low levels?
Someone please answer me. I'm very worried.
>>6281424
If you're asking these questions, then the answers are probably and probably not, respectively. You can talk to a shrink to sort your anxiety about it out.
>>6281446
In SA you need to be only 17.
Wait a year and then move to the murder capital of Australia.
>>6281015
>>No hugboxing
Why add this when nobody follows it.
>>6281450
You're really gross
tfw no trans gf to come out to me years later on a public tv show
>>6281455
>Yeah, the bullying sort of sucked because I guess the boys could tell I was different...
I went through something similar but people slowly stopped when they realised that I was not afraid to fight dirty. It's no fun bullying the weird kid when they kick you in the nuts for it.
>>6281454
Nah, imagination alone isn't enough to build a good reality distortion field. You also need willpower and a bit of gab.
>>6281454
Yeah, Sirona a qt. Who would disregard her?
>>6281460
>>6281461
u can be each others gf
>>6281461
>I'm a man
what sort of fucking tranny says that?
that's not trutrans at all
>>6281464
what?
>>6281461
I blame jerry and maury for keeping me in the closet for so long
>>6281468
It's 90s Maury what do you expect lmao
>>6281468
S C R I P T E D
C
R
I
P
T
E
D
>>6281462
I could do a lot worse than kicking them in the nuts. The clique of girls I was part of ran the rumor mill. One wrong look at any of us, and their reputation was shot for the rest of the high school year. Needless to say, only the truly retarded ever tried to fuck with us.
>>6281461
beepbeeps twin
>>6281468
Wherw is Muh cookies! >:(
>>6281455
That's pretty gay tho they took your pants underwater so they can see your cock. then laugh because of your size. What if you had huge dick would they blown you
>>6281478
PLOT TWIIIIIIIIISTTTTTTTTTT
>>6281480
i love beepbeep though shes precious and sweet and lovable
>>6281482
seconded
>pass fine at university
>someone mentions in a tutorial linux
>another guy interjects for a moment
>turns out he's a freetard
>we get talking about free software
>"you're trans, aren't you?"
>"w-what makes you think that?"
>"no real woman would know that much about stallman"
fug
>>6281479
>only the truly retarded ever tried to fuck with us.
>not going to an all boys school
>not running the rumor mill yourself
I might not have been popular, but I was well informed. And I had "friends" in high places. Socially that is...
I am a fuccboi
>>6281493
wooooow
i expect you to make more and send them over asap
pls
>>6281494
go fuck yourself boi
>>6281494
>tfw no trap bf to force into girl clothes
>>6281493
I thought you stopped at 4?
