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Previous thread >>6257007
>>6258019
First for bullying pizzaslut
>>6257991
I get that you are making fun of me, but I honestly have no idea what you are getting at?
please explain.
>roommates are finally moving out
>nothing to do at work today
>spent the day shitposting on other boards
This is the life
>>6258021
also, Music for this thread is "kill em" by the Crest and skeptik
pic for pizzaslut
post pretrans crossdressing mental breakdown pics
>>6258040
what? no, i'm writing DSF trying to transition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9T0p4e2_Cg
>>6258047
please explain!
>>6258047
I think I'm still having my mental breakdown
>>6258047
>>6258043
it keeps happening!
>>6258046
>No anchovies
Even Pizza Life is dukkha
>>6258047
>>6258052
male to female giraffe
Does anyone do creative writing or even just write in a journal? I feel like if I wrote down my suffering, I might feel a bit better.
>>6258054
now, this is the vital question: anchovies with or without cheese
>>6258049
oh haha XD sorry! umm so talk to your doctor but spiro isnt a complete HRT drug, and benis is exist regardless of HRT, and lets be honest the drop in libido from hormones means less care for sex means less hate for own benis
>>6258053
sweet bro! Hella fine shit
>>6258062
nigga get some hawaiian with stuffed crust and garlic on the crust
>>6258050
7 years ago i was a worthless steroid abusing drunk. i had a goth flatmate and anytime i'd get drunk and i didn't just shut myself in a dark room by myself we'd 'clothes swap' so it didn't count as crossdressing. i'd scream and cry and grope guys and then punch them for being gay before collapsing into a pile of tears and passing out.
>tfw finally off work
heya again for mtfg!
>>6258053
I love this so much I'm goping to make a quilt out of it so I can sleep in it :)
>>6258060
Yes, I have a private tumblr I've been keeping for years. (It's locked so I'm the only one that has access to it) It's very therapeutic desu.
>>6258060
I like writing and it feels nice, but sad writing rarely results in good stuff.
I have the script for a pilot about a super depressed guy where most of the cast has better reassons to kill themselves, try and fail in horrible ways. Was planning in turning it into a twine game and make it more about dysphoria.
>>6257984
Injections are also spikey, but there is a longer trail off due to the valerate conversion step. This chart is for a micronized 17b-estradiol taken sublingual (SL) or swallowed orally (PO).
>>6258052
You'll have no issues.
>tfw I was asked to model a number of times.
>tfw T during and after conversion therapy destroyed those lines.
>>6258047
I cry when I see my old photos.
>>6258071
Hi!
nth for cybaxpizzaslut
>>6258047
pizzaslut is my friend and i love her
>>6258082
tell your girl to stop fucking up the links.
g-good afternoon mtfg! how are you doing today?
>>6258060
I anonymously lewdpost sometimes and I wrote 5000 words yesterday on /ck/ detailing a post apocalyptic diner
>>6258078
>qt
nah I think you have me confused with some else lol I'm fugly af
>>6258081
heya anon ~
>>6258069
I went out dressed on halloween and I was flirting with this guy and he was being all awesome and I was drunk as fuck and when I got home I found that he had swiped my wallet.
I cried for being an idiot and punched the wall until I broke my hand.
>>6258091
Edie, I need tips for maybe escorting if you have any and Sass needs a lot of help with camming.
>>6258039
Pooks :3
>>6258084
You just increased my happiness reserves by 100% thank you.
>>6258052
>tfw have never worn women's clothing
I'm not try trans
>>6258106
COOKIE!!! hiiiiii~ <33333 I missed you ;~;
>>6258109
No one here ties either.
>>6258091
really hungry and being anxious about salon appointment this weekend. I might cancel
how about you?
>>6258111
>its also a homestuck meme isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5LY_4rqqnA
>>6258091
hi gud
>>6258120
dayum she is bae
>>6258058
>>6258052
>>6258069
>tfw no one to put you in all of this and tell you you're a pretty girl
>>6258091
Queen!
>>6258119
Ey you. I bet you thought you got away with it didn't you. Think I'd just forget? Where's my image I requested.
>>6258111
Yeah.
One of the characters in homestuck is the author of sweet bro and hella jeff.
>>6258127
>she
>>6258120
R U a sissy tho?
Has anyone here tried Doxy for taking care of acne?
>>6258124
>>6258131
cool so you guys know and I don't need to pretend im not absolutely in love with it.
>>6258128
>me on the left
starving myself was pretty easy when my gf was away but now shes back and i know shes gonna be like "hey what do you want for dinner" "you need to eat" "you cant not eat dinner" etc etc when i get home from work
what do
I'm supposed to be
tutoring but no one is
answering the door
How do I stop craving validation for my appearance? I posted a picture on Facebook that got a stupidly large number of likes but instead of being satisfied I just want to show it to more people. It's bad.
>>6258140
yes you should, homestuck is cancer.
>>6258148
thats impossible pizzaslut
>>6258136
thank you 4 my dysphoria, anon.
>>6258142
tell her she's fat and make her starve with you
>>6258095
Hahahahaha fucking kek
You idiotic faggot. How does it feel that he's still laughing at you to this day
>>6258155
lmaoooo
>>6258139
Get a Clairsonic if you don't have one. Ulta sells a knockoff for $55 and that thing is basically face magic.
>>6258142
Eat food you, just try to make the portions smaller, the best way to lose weight is always going to be Doing cardio, and that also happens to help with mood and depression
>>6258162
sorry I should of specified its for my back, my face is clear
>>6258136
sorry I don't know what the obviously AGP person shown identifies as.
>>6258148
you don't congratulations you're a girl.
>>6258152
homestuck is fucking funny, its fans are cancer
so is, statistically speaking, 1/12 of everyone
>>6258157
nigga wat
>>6258097
um well, the tips i've always heard are like....
don't take less than 200 for anything. make sure your ad is well written, and concise. try to be as nice as you can.
always get the money first, and keep it somewhere they can't get to so easily in case they try to steal it back.
carry a weapon of some sort, and if you can, have a partner who is there as well just in case something happens.
always use a burner phone, always use condoms, never talk about sex until money has exchanged hands.
ask them to facetime you, or send dick pics etc before they set up an appointment. there's a higher chance they're not cops if they do that stuff.
always charge more for outcalls, don't take less than 1000 for an overnight, always work out of at least a 3 star hotel, and never overreact to what they say.
>>6258101
i'm doing very very well. although i think i might need to eat something before i shower, and get ready for the day.
what's been new with you cyba?!
>>6258106
HI POOKS HRU
>>6258111
i-i think so
>>6258116
h-hi!! sup?
>>6258123
why are you anxious about the appointment?
>>6258126
o das gud das gud. what are ur plans for the day?
>>6258128
ur my queen
>>6258142
l o w c a l
>>6258116
I'm kay just getting off work and gonna head home and play vidya games :3 wbu anon?
>>6258119
work getting kicked outta school =n= you? where ya been?
>>6258111
uhh it's like an objective fact that I'm not cute tho. x.x nothing to do with confidence
>>6258116
p gud headed home after work for some vidya. you?
>>6258172
How and why did you and faye get back together? you kinda admitted it was a bad idea
>>6258169
>you don't congratulations you're a girl.
I didn't ask for this (wait yes I did shit)
>>6258080
Injexctions are spiky as you put them if you're injecting estradiol valerate ( 17b-estradiol ) due to it's shot half life, around 7-8 days. It's less spiky if you're taking estradiol cypionate;Depo-estradiol (3-cyclopentylpropanoyl) has a half life of ~11 days, with levels returning to baseline at 14 days post-administration.
Basically Estradiol Valerate injections have validity but it's a meme.
>>6258142
>tfw
It's still a mystery. At some point people just start panicking if you look like you're losing any weight v.v
and suddenly my screen gets devoured by a dollface post
>>6258047
"no."
tbf I only ever did it a handful of times anyway 'cause my dad made me so petrified of being caught
>>6258060
it's my main hobby but because of my degree I haven't done any in over a year or so, it's one of the reasons I'm so depressed
scared that entering the wagecuck life will make me lose touch with it forever
>>6258148
Sifu Lee has wisdoms for you, anon
https://www.brainpickings.org/2015/12/18/bruce-lee-artist-of-life-self-esteem/
>>6258172
what are you gonna have?
i always crave junk but i think its because i eat so little before going to bed?
>>6258069
gothmode best mode desu, you can get away with far more genderbending w/o looking like a faggot
>>6258159
Yeah well make sure you do
>>6258195
Why did you change your name to Robin from edgar?
>>6258160
>Muf feels
why are you so mean to me >:( ?
>>6258172
>why are you anxious about the appointment?
mainly I generally get anxious leaving the house and also I haven't been to one in two years and no idea what to ask them to do to my hair. I got some reassurance from other people earlier today but I might reschedule it for next week so I have more time to mentally prepare myself
>>6258201
because edgar is a boy's name
>>6258183
i was a retard and goofed up filing my fasfa so no financial aid and the deadline for tuition passed so they kicked me out =/
i might be able to get back in
Everyone post
>biggest slut trip
>most innocent trip
RIGHT NOW
why did people not take me seriously as a man
>>6258207
"In 2014, 88% of babies named Robin in England were boys."
>>6258207
So is Robin
>>6258212
which one is a guy is it the one on the rigt?
>>6258212
I see you are a follower of my trick of covering the parts you don't like of your face!
>>6258211
Phien
Phien
>>6258211
Dollface
Kit
>>6258172
I cammed today and It was horrible!!! like 20 people came and no one tipped and I gagged on a dildo and I almost puked and then I laughed and messed up my makeup and then I realized muh fucking beard shadow is still showing!!!
nad after I told my story son trip told me I had to get some self respect!!!! LMAO
but seriously Camming is hard as fuck and you're like the bill gates of camming.
pic is sad sass because she was bullied into showing her GT and slapping her butt for everyone's amusement.
https://unsee
.cc/zegonidu/
>>6258211
First one is a big competition
>most innocent
kit
>>6258224
i had an awful nose which i got fixed this year. also at the time i had a mustache
i don't hide my face anymore
>>6258203
no do it this week anon I believe in you, and you can do it. things will go smooth as butter just you wait and see
>>6258211
red
kit
>>6258217
all kinds really but rn I'm doing a pure Pyromancy build in dark souls 2. what do you play?
>>6258219
me too cookie me too. in fact what's been up with u? all is well?
>>6258224
Gwendolyn best dark souls girl desu
>>6258211
>>6258224
>Phien
>Phien
This one is correct
>>6258232
I don't really think your nose was that bad, I mean, fix whatever you want but it wasn't as if you needed it or it changed the game for passing.
>gf comes over
>brings food
>brings cuddles
>brings lewds
>leaves in time for me to garme and just do random shit
me happy :3
also
>tfw planning plane trips with gf
it is a good feel tbqh
how's everyone else doing
>>6258212
no confidence cause dysphoria feels holding ya back ?
>>6258228
how did you get rid of your facial hair?
>>6258209
Ah. Excellent another nigger drop out
>>6258243
she didn't
>>6258243
I shaved :( !!!!!
>>6258128
>no one to put you in all of this and tell you you're a pretty girl
you got edie, which is why you have the nose bleed inducing picture of you in lingerie
>>6258235
>best at something only girls do
>grew up as a girl
>presents as a woman
most trans character there is
>>6258168
Well get the better clarisonic with the body brush attachment and an acne wash with syrillic acid, and change your clothes twice a day (sleep clothes and day clothes)
Acne is just a bacterial infection that happens to die to oxygen, so you just really need to cleanse it and dress it properly until it's healed
>>6258209
Pretty sure you will lol, i had the exact same happen to me. I was still entirely eligible so no problemo.
>>6258235
>no do it this week anon I believe in you, and you can do it. things will go smooth as butter just you wait and see
uuuuu but I don't have anti anxiety meds and I'm too manfaced for a cute haircut ;-;
I'll try my best tho
>>6258235
Sweet, I've been smashing my face against DaS3, I already have 350 hours played ._.
>>6258248
>tfw you want a nose bleed inducing picture of you in lingerie with Edie pushing inside of you
And I was half joking but I'm really horny for some reason all of a sudden
>>6258211
dollface
kit
speaking of which
edie how can I into prostate orgasm
I'm desperate
>>6258180
i'm in love with her, so. i feel like most of our problems stemmed from the both of us loving one another, but kind of being scared of that.
and now i'm not scared. i'm very happy actually!
>>6258183
I KNOW, UR FAVORITE!!
>>6258187
s-sorry
>>6258193
i think i'm going to just eat some grapes and strawberries with my coffee.
dinner isn't for awhile still (thankfully) since i'm bleaching my eyebrows rn and then have to shower lol
>>6258203
i think you should do whatever feels right to you, but keep in mind that as long as you have a solid idea of what you want, and you have pictures...
they'll give you pretty much exactly what you want. so be prepared!
>>6258217
d'aw, that sounds really nice :# um i'm very good! i just woke up later than i should. i slept like 12 hours.
i haven't really been sleeping much recently tho so i think it's just residual exhaustion catching up to me?
>>6258228
wait, were you tipped to suck on the dildo?
>>6257974
I actually don't know, I was pretty annoyed they only tested testosterone but it's an informed consent clinic staffed by volunteers
i guess at least i'll get the chance to find out now
damn it would be cool if my baseline estrogen levels were high enough that I wouldn't have to take any hrt after srs/orchi
>tfw no sugarmomma to pay my rent and food for 8-12 months.
>>6258142
i used to use the weird pgx supplements that u of t weirdly patented with food to lower the glycaemic load of what i was eating. it worked very well, but um, like since it is a *very* soluble fibre (really just konjac) your body has to adapt to it and like um you should be near a toilet, some level of privacy, results can be stinky at first... but um yeah you adapt.
I wrote a haiku
Nobody said anything
Notice me senpai
>>6258274
>tfw drop trip because I was posting in /tv/ last night
Does mones fuck with your cognitive faculties?
>>6258091
I want yizz to pound my bp
>>6258263
now that you are back together is it okay for me to hit on you without any risk of real repercusions?
>>6258250
yep. dark souls is a super trans friendly franchise desu
>>6258253
oh I'm sry to hear that =( I do hope things improve for you!
>>6258254
thank God. thanks anon I was really worried. graduation is 2 months away and I have a 4.000 average and all my credits ><
>>6258261
i believe in u!
>>6258262
oh wow platinum it yet?
>>6258273
h-hi quid....
>>6258274
>tfw no sugar daddy or mommy to send me gifts and buy me little things sometimes to surprise me
>>6258276
I really don't think noses clock you, I've met girls with much worse noses than most people here. Maybe it's the difference in gene pools, I've seen people posting that someone can pass with brows I've never seen in my life.
>>6258211
>biggest slut
kit
>most innocent
dollface
>mfw I could be fixing my life but instead I'm smoking wet weed.
>>6258302
ITT it's bizzaro /mtfg/
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/fishcenter/
messy becky on the ark!
>>6258286
>>6258296
I'm going to have to come up with rent despite the fact that working gives me such horrible anxiety and I hallucinate enough already that I'm literally disabled. it takes 8-12 months for disabilities to be looked at and aproved or denied, and another 6 months of taking it to court if it's denied.
>>6258296
>tfw no gracie little sister to spoil and compare boob sizes with
worst feel right there
>>6258305
I'm detransitioning and sucking every cock I can get.
>>6258310
how big is Korra
who here /male-to-apparently-a-14-year-old-girl/
wtf are hormones jesus christ this shit is nuts
>>6258240
>>brings lewds
I wish my gf was interested in doing ANYTHING lewd with me
>>6258319
I work in fast food right now. the only jobs that I appear to be able to work are temp jobs and those are manual labor jobs for not a whole lot of money.
>>6258296
>no trans sister to help find clothes for, do her hair, and talk about qt boys with
>never get warned when I'll look agp outside
why even live
just no trans girls around here and it sucks
>>6258324
Who's your gf?
>>6258285
yes
might also be the heavy weed usage
but I think so
>>6258272
Lmao no!!!! I'm like an idiot. I guess I was practising?
>>6258329
she has only ever posted as anon
>>6258228
>some trip told me I had to get some self respect!!!!
Epsi*
>>6258314
wait, grace, you're d-detransitioning?
>>6258314
idk A cup maybe? forgive the kinda lewd pic but here
unsee
.cc/gorazute/
>>6258315
dang is the pvp really that good? look up iron pineapple vids his are so funny xD
>>6258319
sad pookie is so rare to see :(
>>6258316
I look like at least 5 years ahead of my age sometimes
>>6258327
bluh i know that feel ;_;
there's some transgirls around here but they're kinda far and don't like meeting up or can't often
where are you from?
>>6258289
Yah but I like kind of got over flirting after I lined up 53 dates with guys on Saturday and then just deleted my accounts, also like Edie literally is everything I need
>>6258272
I was scared and acted out, but I love you and im glad I can say it now
>>6258302
tru
>>6258283
:slow clap:
>>6258314
why are you detransitioning?
plz dont
Korra is 8"
>>6258336
all jobs arte bad for me. my anxiety is fucking intense
>was posting in the wrong thread
Well, that explains things.
What have I missed?
>>6258305
I'm the most popular girl around and banging doods left and right.
>>6258314
>how big is Korra
Bigger than me
>>6258327
Yeah having no irl peoples for help, support and second opinions kinda blows.
>>6258305
It's me, Tripname® the oldest tripfag that you all know and love. Now I'm gonna give you more trip tips® that you'll love:
<remember that tumblr is your friend
<chasers always want the best for you, befriend and listen to them
<remember to trick guys and make fun of them for not knowing you had a dick
>>6258346
are you a new trip? how long have you been posting?
>>6258348
mental break down pics and sass is still sad about camming
>>6258340
>>6258346
>d-detransitioning
Is that a shock? I'm an alpha male and I can't escape this.
For real tho I was just playing along with anon's post about this being bizzarro /mtfg/
>>6258342
>idk A cup maybe?
Measure!
Also is that Michiko?
>>6258349
>Bigger than me
Oh I seeee
>>6258353
><remember to trick guys and make fun of them for not knowing you had a dick
That's good advice tho
>>6258263
o///3///o y-ya... that's a nice thought...
>>6258288
w-what
>>6258296
ya but then they also send you weird messages at infrequent times and lowkey want a relationship wit you...
>>6258298
well then you have nothing at all to worry about lol.
just emphasize heavily that you JUST want a trim, and that you're growing it out and not to cut much.
>>6258334
SASS YOU CAN'T DO THINGS ON CAMERA IF THEY'RE NOT PAYING YOU LOL
whenever i'm on cam i just sit there and talk until someone tips. just hangout. don't try too hard.
>>6258344
i was scared and acted out too. it's okie. i love you very, very much. you're the best and my favorite. <3
>>6258348
I'll ignore you here too, just like I did there.
Oops I replied to you now, fuck.
>>6258298
i don't believe in you
>>6258344
no repercusions then?
that's great, I was holding up so much.
>>6258342
It's p standard, the usual press r1 meta. I just really like pvp. I just enjoy getting button mashed~
And I love Iron Pineapple, he's great!
has anyone heard from kayla? :/
>>6258362
>mfw this is the second time I've freaked out about a joke this week and it's only tuesday fml
>>6258360
Ah...
So very little.
I suppose if we're having mental breakdowns it's ok for me to be moody mean because I'm lonely and bored.
>>6258372
Why were you freaking out? :o
>>6258362
Damn I need to read that doujin again
>>6258362
>Oh I seeee
I'm not sure what you thought I was implying but shes bigger in every way that it's beneficial, well, assuming she doesn't mind tucking and having mega milks.
POST DUMB SHIT YOU THOUGH WHEN YOU FIRST JOINED MTFG
I thought dollface and blogface were two different people
>>6258343
I am north of Pittsburgh
plz dont detrans you are so cute ;_;
>>6258228
You can do better than sex work, its not worth it
>>6258358
I have been tripping here for a week
on 4chan since 2010
>>6258388
I thought I'd be a valued member of the community.
I am not smart.
>>6258389
>I am north of Pittsburgh
so far
why is pa such a big state
>>6258391
I value you!
>>6258388
I thought HRT will turn you into a girl if you start at 21
>>6258388
i thought jormy, brad, and raifu were all the same people.
>>6258363
>Don't show the goods till you get paid
Lol, Faye said that to me.
I was just like sitting there and doing my nails and then I honestly don't know what happend. Lol.
It was a trip, tho. Very hard work. Not sure if I'm up to it.
Mad respects to you E.
>>6258388
i thought angie was nice
>>6258398
It is
gonna go back to charposting now...
does anyone know if I'll get banned for bare nips, or just bare vag and dick?
>>6258377
idk, it's just surprising and I'm bad at reading when people are kidding.
>>6258395
:P
I'm just fishing for compliments because I'm lonely, and my usual group of pet nerds are ignoring me.
>>6258397
>>6258388
I thought posting here would be a semi-good idea and that I'd just make friends and then leave.
I made friends and I'm still here and this is terrible fuck
I thought I might get a lot more hate too but to my surprise people like me :x
>>6258384
She said she's an A cup, you gotta be at least that!
>>6258389
>I am north of Pittsburgh
Gah so far away!
>plz dont detrans you are so cute ;_;
Awww, thanks. 'twas just a joke, don't worry. Even if I have those passing doubts about things sometimes I really couldn't imagine detransing. The idea appalls me.
>>6258407
See above them
>I'll get banned for bare nips
If it's girl nips
>that picture
>>6258410
C-can I be one of your pet nerds?
>>6258390
You sound like an alcoholic
>>6258384
I cannot find the cat cutout undies irl anywhere ;_;
>>6258388
I thought dollface was a mature professional lady
>>6258397
b.but I'm about to turn 24
>>6258324
why isn't she ?
>>6258362
>Grace confirmed bizzaro Faye
Let me try
Transition is the best, hey guys I'm totally confident and cute and I just went to the salon and instantly pass and look cute! Make sure to read your bibles girls <3 I love literally everyone, and totally don't ever want a cock to penetrate my Lilly white virginal boypussy
>>6258417
>C-can I be one of your pet nerds?
Sorry :( they're IRL nerdlings that I met through school. I'm just their herder. You can be a friend though!
>>6258362
idk how to measure desu ;~; and yes machiko is my other avatar I wanna look like her and korra when I'm done transitioning ~
>>6258370
what kind of builds do you run? =o ya he is really funny to each I always watch his stuff
>>6258384
tucking sucks but I p much have to do it or my gt is visible though w/e clothes I'm wearing =/ desu i wish I didnt have one or it was micro sized but oh well non use crying over spilled milk
>>6258423
Okay~! :3
>>6258419
>I cannot find the cat cutout undies irl anywhere
Really?
http://syndromestore.com/products/pre-order-kitty-cat-cute-kawaii-bra-and-underwear-lingerie-set
>tfw get stared at everywhere I go in boymode
>>6258388
I thought age didn't matter for HRT and it would change bone too
I also didn't know about self-medding
>>6258388
I thought I had a boymode
>>6258388
I thought DFC stood for doll face chest
>>6258388
I thought Kayla's mom sold all their property and Kayla had to move to Oregon with dad who was some real deal biker who trafficked meth and would kill Kayla and I was really worried about Kayla and I prayed for her safety every day after she dissapeared from mtfg for a month.
>>6258422
That entire post kek
also I was actually thinking earlier that we have a lot in common!
>>6258426
>idk how to measure desu ;~;
Do you have a tape? Measure below your breast tissue, this is your underbust/band. And then measure atop your breasts, this is your bust. The difference between bust and underbust is your cup size.
http://www.barenecessities.com/feature.aspx?pagename=fit_sizing&cmp=Email2016
>and yes machiko is my other avatar I wanna look like her and korra when I'm done transitioning ~
GOOD TASTE
I loved that show
>>6258432
>>6258411
Ikr. The worst part is that I coulda started a bit earlier and thought it made no difference. Just kill me lmfao
>>6258415
>She said she's an A cup, you gotta be at least that!
Yeah I guess but I'm like 8 months ahead and hers are bigger A cup than mine based on the pics I've seen lel.
>>6258419
>I cannot find the cat cutout undies irl anywhere ;_;
They're too cute for this world
>b.but I'm about to turn 24
We're going to need a lot more than just HRT at this age :P
>>6258426
>tucking sucks
Well I'm a grower but it still sucks due to my fashion choices and being a skinny fuck
>>6258432
This kills the Puru.
>>6258432
iktf so hard. idk why but it's been happening alot lately
>be me
>it's 80 degrees outside and sunny
>walking around in a short skirt and tank top
>feel like a huge clocky man with a massive upper body
>multiple people on the phone in front of me refer to me using she and her throughout the day
>immensely paranoid that they clocked me and are just being polite every single time
Pls let me die lol
reminder: if you start hormones at 26 like me you WILL NOT PASS
>>6258388
i thought people were nice and helpful and supportive. but then it was 2013, a different era.
>>6258388
i thought dollface wasn't the devil
>>6258390
ye!! YOU GOT THIS YOU GOT THIS, it'll be fineeee.
>>6258392
o-oh ok
g-good luck
>>6258404
yeah, it's not easy by a longshot lol. regardless it's good you go to try it out! it's an experience!!
>>6258422
LMAO @ BIZARRO WONDER WOMAN
>>6258211
Biggest slut trip is one of the chasers like Yume or Kiwi that tried to fuck about 5 posters. Elanna too if you count the trips she fucked and tried to date online.
Sheen will always be the most innocent if you're talking about lack of sex :^)
>>6258426
I really like halberds and spears and whatnot, but they're pretty shit in pvp so I always get whooped ;~;
I cant stop listening to J-pop and watching cold war themed movies.... what is happen?
>>6258444
>Just kill me lmfao
Don't say that. Who will I laugh at?
>>6258446
See above.
>>6258431
omg thank you must buy sz 0
>>6258432
me too it hurts when I'm alone
>>6258446
we tell you every day that you pass
>>6258453
>cold war themed movies
Liiiike?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
>>6258446
>lol
>>6258447
tfw was a babby trip in 2013
>>6258445
You get stared at because you are a hideous nigger who people instinctively want to kill. You don't know any trans feels.
>>6258388
I thought people were trans and had a life, boy was I wrong.
>>6258449
filename is correct
>>6258430
It's not always worth it.
Being one of the minions gets you treated like this:
[15/05/2016 15:35:47] Sirona: It's at that point that I go full yandere, hunt you down, strip you, nail you to a cross and start worshipping your body. Then you can call me mistress
[15/05/2016 15:36:04] Sirona: I do hope you realise that was a joke
[15/05/2016 15:36:08]Sirona: I'm not going to do that
[15/05/2016 15:36:21] Senpai: I'm not exactly sure
[15/05/2016 15:36:55] Sirona: I'd be too busy drinking the blood pouring from your wounds so that not a precious drop of it will hit the floor
[15/05/2016 15:37:08] Sirona:Loosen up idiot, I'm still me. Nothing's changed
[15/05/2016 15:37:18] Senpai: Yes, I know you're still you
[15/05/2016 15:37:24] Senpai: This kind of sexual harrassment is common
[16/05/2016 20:15:59] Senpai: k
"fair enough"
[16/05/2016 20:16:09] Sirona: That's a quote from you~
[16/05/2016 20:16:20] Senpai: I say fair enough a lot
[16/05/2016 20:16:40] Sirona: senpai is typing Oh I could get used to this (devil)
[16/05/2016 20:16:50] Senpai: Did...
[16/05/2016 20:16:58] Senpai: D..
[16/05/2016 20:17:01] Senpai: You renamed me to... Senpai?[16/05/2016 20:17:36]
Sirona: Welp I got my reaction
[16/05/2016 20:18:02]Sirona: I'm currently laughing like a demented schoolgirl, so I'll be back in a while
>>6258462
https://onlinecosplays.com/products/kitty-cat-cute-kawaii-bra-and-underwear-lingerie-set-oc2506
I can't believe that goes for 28 bucks. At least you can fill it up right?
>>6258449
Lmao, that pic is going to be me and my mom chasing me through las vegas
>>6258463
The original Manchurian candidate and Fail Safe, I wanted to find more after watching war games and red dawn again
>>6258454
mtfg was never good. but it was nicer
>>6258465
i was an anon who picked up tips, started transition, pussied out, watched with sadness for two years at other people living their lives, then started transition again, made a trip for the sole point of helping people negotiate the UK trans health service, then realised shitposting was way more fun
why didn't i transition sooner, Fayeposting and posting sadboii memes is fun
>>6258441
We do have a lot in common, I just like to troll more, and while we're both virginal pure maidens, I secretly want some very bad things to happen to my body
>>6258388
I thought I had a chance
>>6258450
>Sheen will always be the most innocent if you're talking about lack of sex :^)
this is true, people here always claim to be virgins and stuff but aren't at all
I'm a virgin and I doubt I'll ever even get to the point where someone would consider giving me the D
>>6258438
t b h i thought the same thing at first lmao
i had never heard anyone use it until mtfg so i thought someone was just making fun of me ;_;
>>6258460
>Who will I laugh at?
Raugh at me when I'm dead. I'll die laughing, it'll be all laughs.
>>6258463
Bridge of spies was pretty nice.
>>6258483
I lurked in 2013 and started posting sparingly in early 2014... now im a total attention seeking faggot
>>6258485
>I secretly want some very bad things to happen to my body
Don't tell anyone but I would like that as well. After marriage of course.
We also share a name! Or, did I guess lol.
>>6258482
Are they any good?
>>6258494
>Bridge of spies was pretty nice.
I really need to watch that, wanna together some time?
Post trips you want to become friends with
>>6258472
That's exactly how I like to be treated ~
>>6258485
>I secretly want some very bad things to happen to my body
by gentle men with firm bodies and firmer penises?
>>6258505
doll face chest
>>6258422
>tfw you look like bizarro wonderwoman
>>6258505
Delicious flat chest
>>6258483
>but it was nicer
it was more helpful/relevant too. less shitposting, more advice. and people were less afraid to post pics back then
>>6258502
I should try talking to Elanna, Edie, Faye, and Gem more
>>6258476
>28 in hips
>29 in bust
I might be too small for small
>>6258495
Who hates every other trip
>>6258505
>>6258513
because back then people were actually trans
>>6258510
So uh, do you have skype or somefin? c:
>>6258516
yes
>>6258500
>really need to watch that, wanna together some time?
Sure thing!
>>6258505
Delicious Fried Chicken
>>6258502
Don't want to do anyone the disservice tbqhon
>>6258487
But not for lack of wanting
>>6258505
delicious flat chest
which I will always be :)
