Cis Lesbian General: Auction edition
Welcome to the slave auction. Hopefully you can find the slave girl/mistress of your dreams today. Are you a willing slave or more of a brutal mistress? Would you want more than one? Do you have terms and conditions that must be met? Should such debauchery be allowed?
This thread is the AFAB lesbian site of general degeneracy, with filters applied for your comfort. http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
Bisexual, transgender, and men with questions will find more helpful responses in tlgen, bigen, and the other lesgen in session: http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/6215258/
Your respect for the rules is appreciated.
Expired goods: http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/6226036/
>>6239459
Summary: Goldstar femme rejected by OP because my titties are small.
Services: Cuddling, pure sex, massages, doing your makeup.
Starting bid: $5.
Well I didn't have any slave/mistress pictures so I suppose this was a good exercise.
>>6239502
I still love you.
>>6239527
You're still my Queen.
Filters? Can someone explain this thing for me?
>>6239502
I love cuddling with femmes. I can deal with small titties. Do you have a nice butt at least?
>>6239675
>Do you have a nice butt at least?
I do!
>>6239710
Ok! I bid $10 because I like enthusiasm.
>>6239710
>>6239752
I thought I'd be strong enough to watch the love of my life be sold for $10 on a lesbian slave auction forum, but maybe I've not grown enough.
Holy shit, this thread is AGP AF!
>>6239763
I'm sorry, sweet pea...
Goodbye.....
Forever......
I must dedicate myself to my future owner, henceforth known as $10anon.
>>6239870
Shouldn't YOU be $10 and you just call her mistress?
>>6239656
You use filters to automatically hide posts that are detrimental to thread quality. You can do so by using a 4chan extension.
>>6239929
She's my owner from now until someone bids higher, so I'll call her whatever she wants.
>>6239940
I'll go $15. Pretty low bids considering you're a gold star.
>>6239954
I'll go $25.
But I still want to be called $10anon even if I end up paying a higher amount.
>mfw tranny
>mfw I'm a regular know poster and nobody's ever gonna stop me
Remember to use your filters and ignore bait posts, friends!
How's everyone doing? And why are you posting on 4chan on a Saturday night instead of going out and trying to meet qts?
>>6240071
>mfw cis
>mfw I'm a regular know poster on mtfgen and everyone compliments me on how good I pass
>mfw "trust me, you'll all pass too, I was just like you before hrt!"
I had a dream last night that one of my friends was my sex slave, and I don't know how to feel about it since I only see her as a friend. Is it true that dreams always mean something?
is there a grindr for lesbians?
>>6240123
I'm sorry anon, but you need therapy because you clearly cut off your father's penis, wear it like a strap on, and then fuck you mother.
>>6240123
>Is it true that dreams always mean something?
Idts. Or at least not what stupid humans think they mean.
Maybe sex was on your mind and she just popped up in the role randomly because you had recent contact with her.
....The slave thing is probably our fault.
>>6240153
>fuck you mother.
Freudian slip. Anon, why do you hate your mother?
>>6239459
Summary: 20 yr old femme. good condition, above average face, physically fit, great ass. 5'2", 117 lbs, brown eyes/hair.
Services: Snuggles, active listening, forehead kisses, yard work, making tasty food. Willing to do anything you want but nothing involving urine or feces.
Starting bid: $1.54 million
>>6240192
>Starting bid: $1.54 million
Sweetie, I don't if you've taken a look at what the market is like recently...
>>6239459
Summary: chronically sluggish scrub-emme spending 90%+ of free time on medical readings
Services: SOFA score assessments, ECG interpretation, gynecological exams
Starting bid: doing my laundry
>>6240192
>>6240198
Yeah, you're like the asshole on craigslist who offers straight skis from 1994 for $200 because "I bought them new for $300 and used them just once! This is a terrific deal!"
(or if you don't ski, people put up P4 desktops from 2003 for $800 because they bought them new for $2000. "That's a discount of OVER 50%!!!!11one").
>>6240278
I'll hand-wash your laundry *twice* for a gynecological exam followed by vagina cleaning followed by at least 30min of cuddles.
>>6240118
Kek
>>6240192
But are you goldstar?
>>6240164
Lesbians should have mommy issues. It's to be expected.
I saw the Person Of Interest gifs, did they finally fuck?
>>6240135
There's Her.
>>6240378
>Lesbians should have mommy issues. It's to be expected.
Is... is that why we're lesbians?
this thread is weird
you guys are weird
>>6240407
Yes. Definitely.
>>6240414
Just get in line and get your lesbian brand like the rest.
>>6240425
HAAAAAHHHHH AAAH
what?
>>6240443
no really this is creepy
>>6240454
When the anons request a lesbian slave auction theme then they will get one.
>>6240490
Even the slave auction theme doesn't have to be creepy. I want to be a very kind owner who will cuddle and love her slave.
>>6240050
Okay, $10anon.
Not quarter-of-a-hundred anon?
Anyway, bidding will end in one hour.
>>6240531
Rough sex first. Cuddles second.
>>6240087
I went out, hung out with friends, and now back home, browsing chan on my phone as I lay on my bed, too aware to fall asleep. Didn't meet any qts because there were literally 0 for me to meet.
>Inb4 even if there were qts, I wouldn't bother to meet them
>tfw it's not even the spaghetti, you're just biased and see everyone else as straight
Am I even right to think this? Lesbians seem like one in a hundred
>>6240594
T-two in a hundred...
>>6240594
>tfw when there are three other lesbians in just your department of 30 people
It's confusing. You think there wouldn't be this many every where I go there are gays. My lesbian professor, girl sitting next to me at the library chatting with her friend about how she's worried her ex-gf sold her sweater, the two girls in the car ahead of me flirting and kissing while stopped at the light. Too many.
>>6240552
Oh no, but I'm going to bed now...
I'll raise my bid to $100 just in case.
>>6240603
Great, I can't wait to not meet someone interesting who'll love me back.
>>6240627
Half the lesbians I've ever known irl, I ended up being related to. Go figure.
If the lesbian gene was as prominent in the general population as it is in my family, we really could have the lesbian utopia that OP dreams about.
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, JASON MRAZ, IT'S ALMOST 10PM IT WOULD BE SCARY DAMNIT.
>>6240670
I see. And is your family relatively attractive?
>>6240703
All the women besides me basically lel
Kill me t b h f a m
Then again, obviously if I was pretty I would have a life and not be on here.
There are two hot lesbians, me, and one other ugly middle-aged lesbian.
>>6240735
Well send the hot ones my way.
>if I was pretty I would have a life and not be on here
Don't insult the women here thanks.
>>6240755
Lbr nobody on 4chan is "hot".
"Better looking than someone you'd expect to be a regular on a suicidal weeb mongolian child porn board", maybe. "Has misplaced self-confidence because they think their selfies look awesome", likely. But irl hot? Naaaaaaaa
Post pics to prove me otherwise.
>>6240821
Pssh I'm a solid 6. But I know there are some surprisingly top tier girls around here. None like my ex-gf anon who is now being sold for $100 and will henceforth be fucked by some womanlet who doesn't even drive a dodge stratus. Hmph.
>>6239459
We should get our own nations, legalize slavery and live happily ever after.
>>6240087
>How's everyone doing
Great! I jumped in the ocean to fetch some driftwood for my relatives and stayed in too long because I was watching an adorable cloud of moon jellyfish flying by in the current. Now I'm shivering by the woodstove wondering if I'll ever be warm again, but it was worth it.
>at work today
>have a project to finish, on a deadline
>actually complicated and a bit tricky, have to focus
>it's busy as fuck though and we're understaffed, people constantly fucking interrupting me to ask me to do shit for them
>at one point, someone was standing outside the bathroom door waiting for me to finish taking a shit so they could ask me for something
>mfw
JUST
>>6240856
Slavery will most definitely be legal in the new world to ensure debts are paid to their debtors.
>>6240735
>obviously if I was pretty I would have a life and not be on here
This.
I hate myself.
>>6240735
>>6241147
Don't fool yourselves. No amount of pretty can overcome the power of pure, grade A USDA choice autism.
>>6241088
True
>>6241147
>tfw you will never be a qt gf
>>6241200
>see qt girl
>enlarge the thumbnail
>qt girl turns into mediocre tranny
Thanks again, /lgbt/.
>>6241212
It's trannies all the way down.
I want a save who is also a trophy girl. You know, the kind I can take with me to meet other mistresses and who would still be a slutty slave for me.
>>6241212
They're a joke. Don't respond to them.
>>6241201
If you were my gf you would be qt to me. Mostly because all that's required to be qt is the v.
>>6241240
>tfw no gf with low standards
So, who here has a prostitute or an escort fantasy? I have a dream about being a successful business woman in financial world with gf back home. I'd still cheat her with expensive female escorts.
>>6241347
Beautiful.
>>6241311
That's disgusting. I mean if I found a woman who was way outta my league I would present my wife for her use, that's manners. Maybe if I'm feeling plucky I'll ask to join in and help double team her.
>>6241268
Here I am.
>>6241490
Man, I really just have NO attraction for butts. It's like looking at men. I can tell, based on a detatched evaluation of its attributes, that it is an attractive butt. But my loins are not stirred in the slightest.
>>6239853
an later people says women don't have AGP
Girls of lesgen, how in the fuck do you maintain straight/healthy hair? I'm half Native American and unfortunately half-black, so my hair is frizzy and shit thanks to my mother. I really just want to maintain a nice, silky pixy cut or fringe w/ ponytail. Fuck, any advice?
>>6241534
>tfw no living in pre-civil war South
>not having qt. mixed race slaves
>no loyal slave to protect me from Yankee soldiers
H-hold me Anons ;__;
>>6241534
If you figure it out, let me know. Chemical straighteners are no match for my fucking Medusa mane.
Legit, though, the only time I've been able to have properly flat hair was coming straight from the hairdressers. Chemical straighteners+professional heat straightening. Could never do it myself.
>>6241511
Yes, I am aware you are attracted only to vaginas and that actress. I wonder how much money you could wire to my account if I were to possess images of supergirl's vagina.
>>6241542
Why wouldn't you WANT those yankee soldiers to commandeer you and your belongings? Quite a few women disguised themselves to fight as soldiers during the civil war, estimated at least 500. I read some erotica based on that. Southern belle has to nurse a soldier back to health, and it's actually a woman who begins to have aggressive sex with her.
Sheet my moms house its a fucking furnace on hell Im sweating like a pig and cant sleep
>>6241552
I'm also attracted to boobs and abs and necks and chins and hair and shoulders and basically all the parts of a woman other than butts and feet.
Melissa Benoist actually did a topless scene in Homeland but it's really weird for me to look at because she doesn't look like Supergirl at all and it's also a super gross scene with like some Saudi Prince buying women or some gross shit.
>tfw no gf to be photographed in public with
>>6241609
They're not together outside the roles, right? Right?
>>6241606
Just looked it up. She actually looks attractive to me there. I like sluts tho.
>>6241704
>>6241609
RIGHT??
>>6241778
We seem to have diametrically opposed tastes in women. I love it.
I need this shirt in my life
Ironically
I need it
It fits my style too well
Coworker of a friend made it himself. They took a photo of it for laffs, but they never expected that I DESPERATELY NEED IT IN MY LIFE
>>6239651
Fuck this trashy shit
Have some classic goodness
>>6241814
>Firestorm
I'm sure that has some other meaning here but I can't think of anything other than the DC superhero and how amusing it would be if he were referenced in the bible.
>and the LORD said thou shalt write bomb-ass comic books
>>6241831
>for internet sale
>>6241837
Yes! That plus the clipart, exclamation point, font, and colors make it so beautifully honest that I simply NEED it in my life. I'd wear it to every party. I already wear a shirt with Ganymede and the Zeus rape eagle because the story is so good.
I must drape myself in the topmost ironic of cloths. This just blew my fuggin mind.
>>6239459
>the one time vanilla-the-sexuality have a slave thread
>it's in cis lesgen
I'm going to go cry now.
>>6241837
THEY'RE FUCKING STICKERS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Reality can't be this good.
>>6241872
What are you even implying?
What is the meaning of this?
>>6241870
>>6241876
People would probably think you're religious or something, though. They might try to talk to you about Jesus.
>>6241892
>what did he mean by this?
He's probably either a fag a tranny and sad because he's not allowed in our BDSM utopia or whatever. Just leave it.
>>6241892
cis lesgen is pretty famous for no trannies allowed. often with, admittedly now a lot more polite and tasteful, Ops that caution us to stay the fuck out. you're having the thread of my dreams and I'm not invited. of course I'm going to stare through the window like a poor kid at a toy shop. that is the meaning of it. Picture sorta related, though I'm more for tolerate than support.
>>6241915
Fuck off, you fucking shemale
>>6241912
They already do. At parties full of 20 to 30 somethings I don't think they'll be too upset. Even if they're religious I just have to start talking about faith healing and snake handling (because JESUS in whom I TRUST will save me from Satan's serpents) and they'll get it.
>>6241934
The random deer on that skateboard
Just why
Why does it tickle me pink
>>6241934
lmao
I haven't had anyone try to convert me in a really, really long time, come to think of it. I don't think it's common in this part of the country. Back east I used to get randoms handing me like, catholic pamphlets and fake dollar bills that were like "JESUS LOVE IS GREATER THAN ANY MONEY" or whatever the shit.
I also remember some old lady walking up to me and going "YOU LOOK LIKE A SATANIST! Are you a Satanist?" It was pretty kekworthy.
>>6241915
Just don't mention you're trans. Bam. Done.
I swear, I come here to talk to women, but I'm constantly paranoid that they are trans to the point where I can't even care any more. That's why the staple members matter. That's why there's a militant attitude towards trans. We just want to talk with women that we'd potentially want to date.
Take it from someone who has turned down three trans women because I just wasn't attracted to them. I only found out later that two out of three were trans. The other one was straight up about it.
The dick is just not what a real lesbian wants. Pseudo vaginas don't do it either. Sorry, buddy. I ain't ready Freddy. No prob Bob, but I don't want the knob.
Holy fuck I have hundreds of pics. I'm just going to start using random pics that vaguely relate to my posts from now on.
>>6241787
I love you. Now that I know you're super curly haired.
>>6241831
>trashy
u wot m8
Lesbianism is never trashy, it's purity incarnate.
>>6241974
Stop responding to bait, you're shitting up the gen.
>>6241981
Not even curly so much just... big. Obnoxiously thick. I swear to god it's fucking sentient or some shit.
>>6241982
When you're bored, bait starts looking tasty.
Mmmmmm mmm that easy replies and chance to talk legit shit that won't quit (digging into their self esteem).
Just gotta thrash that trash, you get me?
>>6241974
I don't intend to, but it still says not to come inside.
I'm too lawful for my own good. though I'm technically breaking the rules, unless someone says something meaningful to me in response like you I didn't really intend to reply to anything else.
In addition it seemed very much that that was what people wanted anyway, as the old Lesgen without Cis in the title was pretty clear that trans/nonlesbian talk was not allowed there but the people where welcome regardless.
The whole point of the separation is that this thread didn't want any in here period, differentiating itself from the other one.
>>6241981
You don't know the ~classical~ meaning of "pure".
>>6241994
I know that thing, but you already know they're trash. Go shit on them elsewhere, they've got a lotta gens where it's easy to troll if ya really gotta. This is for pure lesbian discussion homie. Talk about >tfw no gf or something.
>>6242008
Look at how the older woman frantically cross stitches in the background. Is she stitching the two women? Does she represent the "norm" that women should follow instead of the tiddy twinking tots in the foreground? Is she only trying to distract herself to keep from joining in?
The mystery thickens and deepens like a turned on bagina.
This is the value of the ~classics~ compared to modern photo trash.
>>6242010
I am weak. I apologize for tainting this treasured thread.
>>6242040
Here, have some abs as a thank you. Don't you just wanna do shots off her?
>tfw this chick is not my gf
I just wrote my gf an old fashioned letter. I hope she'll like it.
>>6241988
Oh superanon, I want to get my vaginal fluids in your hair. I'm sorry.
>>6242083
THOSE ABS
>>6242097
There's no need to apologize for that, anon. You got a thing for big hair?
And I KNOW, right? I could bury my face in those abs and never come up for air.
>>6242226
That sounds pretty hot, not gonna lie.
>>6242259
God damnit now I'm horny.
>tfw no gf to rub her dripping cunt all over my tits, face, and hair
>>6241200
same gril ;)
digging around the net and stumbled across this,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=4chan
Its all true. So so true....
>>6242259
>>6242278
Oh but you like all things with a vagina superanon. And don't you hate virgins? I'd still do it if given half the chance tho.
>>6242332
I do, I really really do. I just love vaginas so much.
I don't hate virgins at all. I'd just prefer not to get into a relationship with one.
>>6242339
Alright, whenever I'm in SF I'll hit you up and then I'll hit it. My principles and moral standards be damned.
>>6242354
>tfw you'll soon have vagina juice all over your face
I have the world's worst yeast infection. Lord help me. Tfw no slave waifu to go to the pharmacy for me.
We need to make a poll or gallup or something about the slave/owner division of /Lesgen.
>>6242361
You see? This is why I love sluts.
>>6242431
http://www.strawpoll.me/10278531
>>6242431
http://www.strawpoll.me/10278544
Here you go.
Goddamn it lesgen, why can't I just type a message to a qt without completely second guessing every word I type.
>>6242459
I dont know but im the same way.
It's terrible.
>>6242459
Because you are autistic and you should be a slave for the rest of your life.
>>6240300
But you shouldn't clean it, that's disgusting.
>>6242580
This is true. But I also like domming, so Idk, where do we go from here?
Also, update, she fuggin replied! We're currently talking about SU and justice league. She's so qt
>>6242637
You'd be the head slave. The most trusted one. You'd make sure the concubines and slaves are in order but still submit to the will of your owner and her daughters whenever they want so.
>>6242662
>tfw no harem of qts so you can make them wash each other in the shower and pick out your favorite one who you love the most and watch all the lesser girls fight over your attention
>>6242677
>tfw not a Viking queen
>no army to bring you slaves from all around the world
>no harem
>cannot have the beloved queen consort
>cannot make slaves and concubines to fight for my love and attention
>can't reward the winner with a threesome with me and my wife
Life sucks
>>6242662
Works for me! I will be the perfect head slave.
>>6240087
I went out with a qt.
She took me to a stage event and I felt like she was my rich older girlfriend who showed her trophy wife around. In the good way, of course.
>>6243061
Why is being a trophy wife a bad thing? As far as I know, I'd like to have a qt gf I can use to seduce younger, innocent girls into threesomes.
>>6243152
Question for everyone. What's the fun in a three or more-some? Bonus points if you've actually been in one. I'm genuinely curious. I can see the "more is better" appeal, but I wonder if I'd actually enjoy it.
This thread makes me dick hard.
>>6243177
Because our society is monogamic, so it's a forbidden apple. There's so many things that are completely new and for the first few times, you're in an extazy for the most parts.
After a while it gets more complicated. In my case the first times were fun because there was so much pure lust and emotion. Then it came more "boring" and trust issues began to surface. Eventually me and my gf backed away because we just couldn't figure out whether the third party wanted to be our slave or more.
>>6243178
Is that Kayla?
![[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.46_[2016.04.22_22.47.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PHhCSyD.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.46_[2016.04.22_22.47.35].jpg")
>>6240087
I don't even know where to go out and how to meet qts
>>6243152
Because one might end up feeling that they have only been gf'd to be shown around and attract other young qts.
>>6243358
But that's what I do? I mean my gf is the number one girl but surely she has needs for concubines?
>>6241952
>"YOU LOOK LIKE A SATANIST! Are you a Satanist?"
S-SGAnon....are you....are you goth?
Man with a question here
Does it get awkward if you hook up with a girl and you are both very sub?
>>6243666
RELEASE THE PUPPER, FOUL MANBEAST!
>>6243366
I don't think I'd have much of a problem with it either - though I would prefer to be the rich older gf once I actually get old - but I think it might not be the best option for jealous or clingy types.
>>6239459
This thread is better than /mtfg/. I'm so glad I found it.
What's that, geoanon? You came?
....I know. ( ͡° ͡°)
>>6243061
Good work, anon. I highly approve.
>>6243718
RELEASE THE PUPPER, FOUL MANBEAST
>>6243718
Did you just make that meme?
>>6243820
I'll take that as a yes to my question.
>Fuck, men in lesgen is literally satan.
Guess again
Don't reply to the shitpost above. Soon all the poisonous y chromosomes will be dealt with. Just hide, ignore, and carry on with the auction.
>>6245044
Perfect is filled with lesbian slavery.
>>6245044
At least I don't pretend to be a woman like the rest of you. Ever since this general was started people have always known that lesgen is half men and half agp transbians.
>>6245068
Right you are! Oddly enough, the polls suggest we lack true slaves.
>see a super cute lesbian
>it's actually a 16year old boy
fuck
Updated the filters
>>6245099
I'd probably believe you if it weren't for the vocaroo thread.
There are at least 10 real lesbians here, damnit,
>>6245390
>that image
Goddammit anon.
>>6245390
>There are at least 10 real lesbians here, damnit,
Subtract that from the 41 posters in this thread, you have 31 potential male posters.
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/gorillas-documented-having-lesbian-sex-for-the-first-time-a7029661.html#gallery
The researchers also noted the gorillas would try to seek privacy. The study said there was a “tendency for such copulations to take place in secluded places with dense vegetation”, probably to “avoid a negative response by the [male] silverback”.
Even gorillas do it.
>tfw realizing you're not cut out for this D/S thing
And yet it seems every woman wants it. I mean, getting flogged or spanked is fun and all, but I don't NEED it.
![OK3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pOT5QtB.jpg "OK3[1].jpg")
>>6244546
What the fuck is that, a polished calcite geode?
It looks like an egg. Like a dinosaur egg or some shit.
It's beautiful, but I think that might just be calcite. I'd rather get an ocean jasper geode carved into a skull. Gotta love a crystal in its natural habit and polished into something beautiful.
>>6246004
you will once regular sex becomes boring. I promise you this. When you're in a long term relationship or you've fucked enough women to the point where things become formulaic (happens with het couples as well) you'll want to spice things up.
It's fun, won't deny. Playing a role is just as fun as reading a book, but it's sexual, you get me? You get to pretend to be in another, alternate, setting and then things get more exciting again.
>>6244546
Well I mean, fuck, it's got green and blacks, which means it must have some mafic origin. But it also looks like calcite. I need to see this rock, acid test some of it, and then I'll truly understand. I bet I could locate where on earth it was produced. I'm thinking something like Madagascar. Tell me if I'm wrong.
>>6246004
>And yet it seems every woman wants it.
Depends on what you mean by "it". I've rarely had a desire to be spanked or hit, but that's probably because I lean more dom than sub. I enjoy indulging my partners if they want to be on the receiving end, but if I'm fucking a girl who's not into that, then I don't really miss it. And I've never had the desire to experiment with the more extreme D/S props and toys.
>>6246004
That seems the opposite of what I see. Most lesbians are vanilla or kink only. No interest in power exchange at all.
I'm thinking about using Tinder. What's a cute and okay way to convey that I am quite autistic and will probably drop a lot of spaghetti?
Should I write that I'm a gamer and that I watch anime?
Does being yourself ever work?
>>6246203
I see a lot of "I'm shy at first but I open up once I get to know you". Is that you or are you a perma-autist?
Mentioning nerd hobbies is fine if you want to attract nerds. Personally I want to attract a woman who will help me grow out of my youthful nerdiness, so I don't mention that I still play pokemon a bit and watch an occasional anime.
>>6246569
Nope, same person, I'm just posting from my computer for once instead of just phone posting. Like damn, that has to be calcite from Madagascar. No other deposits, from my knowledge, match that color and crystal habit. But yeah, it looks mafic. I just don't know.
Please do the reveal. I've guessed all I can and now that it's sunset I have to go for a walk.
Always gotta do a bike ride or walk when the sun goes down. Too beautiful, like a fuggin crystal, when dusk comes about.
>>6246599
What kind of monetary value would you appraise something like that as being worth?
>>6246618
For calcite that looks pretty like that? It can be anywhere from 20 bucks to 300 because people price gauge on this kind of thing. The cost for museum or "pretty" pieces always inflates the price, so I'll say closer to 300. Maybe more if they're really trying to trick people.
>>6246655
Nice guesses, you doubledubs rock nerd.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-9-034-DRAGON-SEPTARIAN-ORANGE-CALCITE-GEODE-EGG-Rosewood-Stand-Madagasc-wbr-ar-Z728-/182142047229?&_trksid=p2056016.m2516.l5255
>>6246667
YES
YES
A
HAHA
My grades don't lie
I know my shit
Oh yeah
Yes I am drunk once again because I'm a piece of shit wasting money on booze while waiting for a call back for a summer job. Just oh, this has validated my knowledge. So fucking good.
>>6246667
I think the core looks real ugly. Like green couscous. Would not buy
>>6246704
Sssshut up, you horny overly-submissive cartoon fetishist.
Oh, and I need someone to review rum for me. The only alcohol I've ever kind of liked was rum and I'm thinking about investing in a more expensive one but I need testimonies. I've never bought expensive rum before. Would it be much better to the average pleb or is it one of those things where only rum conosseurs would notice a big difference?
>>6246704
Fuck I'm on a walk in the woods I often cycle through. Ran across a woman belting out a song the love. It filled me with the feeling I get listening to the songs I love when I'm cycling as hard as I can through the woods that I love. During the hot days the air smells oppressive and saccharine but during the dusk it's comforting and euphoric.
I gave exorcize induced asthma, so I prefer working out outside at dusk and dawn, when the air is warm, but the wind is cooling. To reach out to another woman enjoying what I enjoy? It touched my heart. I said to her belting out if lyrics "yeah! Giod job" with two thumbs up abs a smile.
I love dusk.
>>6246898
Fuck blame my typos on walking while texting in a dark forest.
>>6246913
Just saw the first firefly of the year! I can't wait to go for night bike rides and be surrounded by them!
Oh I'm so happy!
>>6246916
Ooooh that moon! That moon! We have a blood moon! I love night walks and rides!
>>6246936
It's so beautiful, but this photo does not express it. I so want to share this gorgeous moment with another woman! There's just so much to appreciate.
>bored on sunday
>log into old Gaia Online account for lols
>HOLY INFLATION
>"Your item Berry Balloonfish was successfully sold for 22,000,000 gold."
>mfw
Stop being weird you creepy tree fuckers.
I'm here for a girlfriend! I got twenty dollas 4 u
>>6246873
What rum? After you have nailed me so well with such a description I can certainly point you to a good rum.
You'll want something to mix with diet coke or diet Dr pepper if you can't take it neat. Might as well go for sailor jerry's
That'll be your best be
>>6242433
You seem to have given me a new fetish, anon. Every time I think about it I get wet again. I've never had a girl get vagina juice in my hair and I didn't know I needed it until I started picturing it.
>>6243229
Ooo
>>6243663
Not really? I wear all black and have a tat or two that could probably be described as goth, but I don't do the heavy makeup or identify with the subculture at all.
>>6247210
>You seem to have given me a new fetish, anon. Every time I think about it I get wet again. I've never had a girl get vagina juice in my hair and I didn't know I needed it until I started picturing it.
Are you blonde? I'm trying to picture it too.
>>6247085
Only if you can handle these muscles, bb. I flex hard during the tongue lashing good times. You gotta offer some strength to keep these hips down, but I'll give it to you for 25. The extra 5 is to cover gas costs.
I'll give you a bucking good time.
>>6247265
I'd tell you, but I like fucking with you too much.
>>6247210
Post tattoo.
>>6247333
Now THAT'S identifying as fuck. It's hard to resist because I love them so much, but I'll have to say no.
Obligatory post abs.
>>6247294
I thought you already said you were blonde?
Is everything in your wardrobe really all black?
I thought you were /fit/. Only fat people and goths/emos wear all black.
>>6247333
Try to match my pic game, bb. Maybe you can earn some kind if tat pic if you can match these memes
>>6247347
I don't have abs, I just have a qt little flat tummy.
I would post it but I'm too stubborn to post something for you without getting something in return.
>>6247294
Pls. I can't create the image without it. Just help a sister out.
>>6247333
pic related
>>6247347
Lady pal, my sister has a mad max sleeve, with Mal Gabson (the horrid portrait version of Mel) a fire breathing zombie snake emerging from a skull on her back, a trex skull with a string of bullets on her thigh, and a cat with a dagger through its skull on the other shoulder. I can appreciate a good tattoo. What you got?
>>6247350
Did I?
And yes, I really do wear all black. I like black.
>I thought you were /fit/. Only fat people and goths/emos wear all black.
Is that a new meme now? I can't say I've noticed that trend. I mostly see fat chicks in super bright colors.
>>6247358
>I don't have abs, I just have a qt little flat tummy.
Yes, please.
>I would post it but I'm too stubborn to post something for you without getting something in return.
Sorry bb. You'll have to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face to find out what I look like.
>>6247360
No joke, I'm actually seriously considering getting that tat. Shit's sick as fuck. That's not a bad place for it, either. Although maybe it'd go better on butt or shoulder.
>>6247273
Well I do want to try domming a muscle girl. How much you lift? Got pics of dat ripped back? I can bump it up to 40 if you can show me the goods.
>>6247379
So you blonde or what. I get that you got those triple D's and thick kinda curly hair. Just gimme the color and I will be off to masturbate. Also a vocaroo of you making moaning sounds would help.
>>6247360
>>6247379
OR LIKE A GIANT ONE ON MY BACK
>>6247379
Super sign on your body might be a bit much for a lifelong commitment. It won't be aesthetic to everyone you encounter. Really depends on your other tats. My sisters all work because they're styled, colorful, and sick as fug. Ratfink styled assless chaps guy from mad max, the blue heeler with a string in its mouth leading to a shotgun, the dog food can from the movie (dinky doos or something like that) all cohesive in one sleeve nagging the style of her other tats. You really have to make sure it matches your other shit.
>>6247386
Oh, bb, you've already seen me. I can deadlift 305 consistently now. Squat 255 still. OHP 135. Bench 165. I can pick you up bridal style, swing you around like you with nothing, but lay on some neck kisses and I'll turn into putty in your arms.
>>6246569
Three perhaps; I'm also a rockfucker.
>>6247375
Dude, those all sound awesome.
I so want to brag but I also so do not want to dox myself.
>>6247386
Feel free to picture me blonde if it helps you get off bb
>Also a vocaroo of you making moaning sounds would help.
Don't tempt me.
>>6247405
I'd agree with you, but my love of Kryptonians is neither new nor transient. Been a huge Superman fan my whole life.
>It won't be aesthetic to everyone you encounter.
They can suck my cunt lmao
>>6247379
You're so paranoid about not sharing even a tiny bit of physical identifying info. You won't even post abs. Idk if you're ugly irl, but you clearly think you are.
I spent the weekend with my GF and her family at their country house and we roleplayed all weekend as Hogwart students.
Her being a Slytherin and me being a Hufflepuff trying to hide the fact that I'm muggle born from her possible death eater mom and dad.
>>6247430
Nah I just have a stalker. Gotta be careful about putting identifying shit on the interbutt.
>>6247426
FELLOW GEOLOGIST? NO WAY.
What's your favorite mineral? Favorite land formation? Favorite rock? Favorite agent (alpine glaciers, wind, ground water, running water etc)? What do you think of Karst topography?
Oh geez please be my friend.
>>6247444
hi, im stalking a few people from lesgen but I don't think you are one of them
>>6247428
>Feel free to picture me blonde
I hate not knowing. I hate not being correct. And...
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Do it and I'll ensure you have Melissa Benoist in New Lesbos. I won't kill her.
>>6247416
Yeah w/e just get on your back, press your feet against my shoulders, and let me fug you until I get hungry and we need to go for noodles.
>>6247437
Ok this gave me cancer.
>>6247453
Yes, I sincerely doubt you are the individual in question.
>>6247459
>Do it and I'll ensure you have Melissa Benoist in New Lesbos. I won't kill her.
Y-y-you would spare a hetero for me, anon?
>>6247416
You should work for the women's world record. I think it's like 600lbs. You want to be THE WORLD'S STRONGEST WOMAN, don't you?
>>6247459
Those feet on your shoulders might accidentally send you into the wall the second you hit something good. Might have to tie them up if you don't want that. Don't test these legs.
>>6247459
I'm sorry.
Get well soon.
>>6247500
I'd have to work myself into a right frenzy to get a good capture, and it's time for my cardio.
But I'll think about it.
What it like to eat someone out? How do you even do that? Might as well get tips while I can.
>>6247478
Don't tempt me. If it weren't for my broken body I'd have higher lifts by now. My busted collarbone will never allow me to deadlift that much. My bench and OHP are only so low because my shoulders are absolutely fucked with my left collarbone being an inch too short.
If I could throw away my life and dedicate it to speed bicycling and weight lifting I would. I can already get up to 27 mph on flay ground with my shitty home built from scrap Gary Fischer bike. Constantly passing those dorks with full cycling gear and expensive bikes. Their fucking faces fuel me.
>>6247500
No, I might accidentally send you into the wall. I've done it before to a poor girl on reflex. I flex a lot during sex,outside of my control.
Hey, here's a poll question.
What's your sex face, lesgen? What have ladies told you you've looked like?
I've been told I look like I'm in pain.
>>6247519
Post flexed bicep.
>>6247536
I don't have a sex face because I don't have sex
>>6247517
You tease them as long as they can handle. Run your tongue along the outside of their clit while gently stroking the outside of their entrance with one hand, ghosting the other hand along their body. When they are properly riled, you start going in circles on their clit, or flicking, or both, while slowly finding the spot within them that gets the best response.
That always works well for me, especially with girls who seem new to les sex.
>>6247536
im afraid to ask them desu,
>>6247569
Lifting as much as possible and feeling good.
And no. No pics. I've already done enough of that.
Do you lift? I put about 500 bucks into a home gym with over 300 ponds in weights. Do you have a routine?
>>6247586
>And no. No pics. I've already done enough of that.
>>6247519
ON YOUR LEFT!
THANKS
>>6247586
no i was just curious, my gf does, she's a bit obsessive about it, not too bad. she's starting to look really uhm jacked, and is all she wants to talk about
>>6247613
Well it's not cool that that's all she wants to talk about. Not going to lie and say I didn't have my phases where I researched lifting and nutrition like mad, trying to find the best studies, but you need to be multi faceted, you know? Like corundum.
>>6247542
Now I'm actually kinda curious how I sound when I orgasm. I've never listened to myself come on recording before.
>>6247643
I don't know what it's gonna take to convince you to help me get off. I don't even think it's possible to convince you.
>>6247629
i mean we do talk about other things of course, but she is very passionate about it all, diets nutrition training etc. i definitely wish she had more female friends that are into it that she could talk about it with, but she's also going through a rough time w other things so i understand and dont mind too much. but yea i agree with you there...
did you get over those phases or still go through them but not as much?
>>6247655
It's gonna take
>me getting horny enough to masturbate
>me remembering to record said masturbation
>me listening to said recording and not cringing directly out of my skin
>me getting drunk enough to think posting it here is a good idea.
All factors outside your control, basically.
>>6247664
lmao wouldn't it be hilarious if I posted it here and an ex-gf was lurking and was like "I RECOGNIZE THAT ORGASM" and I got doxxed
>>6247657
It's just become a more muted part of my personality. Something I can enjoy alone, but colors my actions, like lifting people during parties and of course sex is more physical than ever. I don't blab about it at this point, because I've internalized the information. I only blab about things that I'm still trying to learn, because they're at the forefront of my mind.
She'll probably get over it.
>>6247664
Well I'll await the moment my prayers are answered. Until then, I need to do my homework. I'll keep reminding you about it tho. And pestering you to let me leave my fluids on your face.
>>6247586
Post your fucking collarbone you broken bitch.
>>6247691
No. I've had too many negative reactions in real life. It legitimately freaks weak girls out.
And don't you just love kissing women? One of my favorite things us tracing the ridges on the roof of their mouth with my tongue, and teasing the tips of our tongues together.
>>6247691
>I'll keep reminding you about it tho.
Do it. Live the American dream.
>And pestering you to let me leave my fluids on your face.
>implying they wouldn't already be all over my face if we were anywhere near each other
>>6247751
>has kissed a girl with tongue
REEEEEE
And just link an image that expires. I'm not squeamish. I'm in emergency medical response. Let. Me. See.
>>6247691
Here. It looks like this but mine is a bit more tented outwards.
The bones over lapped and fused rather far apart. Sticks out about an inch.
>>6245099
Wow. Fuck you
>>6247789
That picture honestly isn't as bad as mine. It's a very obvious inch long horn sticking out. I have people feel it to freak them out, because that's always their reaction. When I pull down my shirt they'll look away, consistently. Maybe the pale skin makes it look worse?
Thanks for the kind words. I do appreciate it.
>>6246916
Still never seen one. Guess I've just never been in the right place at the right time to see one.
>>6247773
So you only have one sexy collarbone instead of two? Bummer.
