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Let's do our ganbatte, oneechans!
previous thread: >>6232577
>>6233491
>Dollface: The voice of reasson, her comedic value is the contrast with other characters.
>Ellana: The intended relatable character, her day to day minor conflicts give the episodic plot.
>Faye: The crazy one that everyone loves more than the main characters even though she has less screen time.
>Phien: Meant for depressive viewers to relate, more of a reactionary character than a plot progressing one.
>Grace: The babyface in awe at every aspect of the other chracters.
Can we just cut out Faye altogether?
>>6233500
me on the right
nth for buy me clothes please
>>6233468
I dunno
>looked feminine in mirror
>could pass if I lost weight
>could easily fix looking neet since I have money saved up and getting a haircut and buying glasses takes no time at all
>voice didn't drop and wasn't so bad when I talked to dad.
Just in a good mood tbhon.
>>6233472
HELLO
Hello all!
>>6233489
Look at this shit I have to deal within this cuck state
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-sac-gun-bills-20160519-snap-story.html
I'm dat boi
>>6233500
Kaylee calls me her "otokonoko"
xth for feel like shit for awful reasons
>>6233511
I'm fucking the main character, which means I'll only last a season at most
>>6233525
wanna feel like shit for a real reason? let me ingest you
>>6233513
>Id KILL for tramadol rn
I actually have some of that stashed away somewhere
what does it even do? I have no experience with this shit
>>6233453
I'm glad it's only a bit, binge drinking is awful especially when it's compulsive ;_;
I understand and frankly would prefer if you spoke to him while sober, it's likely a delicate topic
>>6233465
People do totally do that, it's a meme for a reason isn't it?
Also I'm nervous but I'll definitely just do it tomorrow ;~; idk I get nervous af about speaking to people that I knew in my old life
>>6233470
I'll probably wait to see, sophie is a neutral party so if she's willing to extend the olive branch then that's good to me.
>>6233491
>tfw no mtfg sitcom
>>6233520
>Not ©ucking the state with lifted vehicles on smog exempt plates burning through fuel like a Mexican through tequila because you can... And because you're a pretty girl ©ucking fuckboys
>>6233523
Just means boy btw
>>6233518
Oh thank God for that I was really gonna do it.
>>6233520
my county's sheriff just went to jail
>>6233519
ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLFFFFFFFF
>>6233535
well...
I'm a boy. so yeah
>>6233489
Reminder that "Unique" is a weapon of beauty
>>6233545
i'd grind against your rifle nngh
>>6233533
>sitcom
*tragicomedy
>>6233544
Stop talking hormones then. In fact, inject some Testosterone because you're low, and boys run on test.
Still a "boy"?
>>6233541
im going to start a kickstarter or something and tell people im declaring the rest of my life as a performance art piece, then guilt trip them into giving me a lot of money
>>6233517
I have not played video games in over a month. I was depressed for a few weeks where I did nothing put sleep and walk five miles a day, but now I am getting back into trying to get better at coding. I started applying for jobs again, but I just think I rather just move to phoenix to get away from my parents.
>>6233534
Nah I kind of would like to move to Washington or something and you can even open carry up there, but I don't have a job lined up so I guess I can visit it in a few weeks.
>>6233545
Check this baby out.
It is a j.c. higgins model 50 made by fn
30-06
:3
I love this fucking gun and it shoots well.
>>6233536
Anon please
>>6233541
^-^
>>6233554
Don't get hate crimed at the bar tonight!
>laugh track
>it's funny because it's true!
CONT. FROM OUR LAST EPISODE...
>>6233483
<3 #sassfirstclass
>>6233487
that does sound bomb af tho lol i'm jelly. i can't eat that stuff rn. where are you located, E?
>>6233491
>>6233511
>Dollface: The voice of reasson, her comedic value is the contrast with other characters.
d-d'aw ;3;
>>6233492
>Tranny house is literally the worst idea
>Trannies are the laziest and most selfish /autistic demographic I've ever met
i don't think that's necessarily tru. if anything we're more lazy when we're depressed. having friends would change that.
>>6233499
>you can have a bf
>As long as he doesn't have a penis and you share
but the guy i have in mind has a penis ;__;
>>6233538
L M A O KELLY IDK I'M SORRY
>>6233496
smoke some weed then lil nigga
hello!
>>6233563
>>6233481
>OOOH who are you going to?? that's so exciting!!
thanks :3 I'm seeing bart! he's coming to nyc so I'm gonna spend the day there with my mom after :3 idk if I have enough money saved up just yet but I wanna know how much it'll be so I can make a budget and save up and stuff. I'm super excited tho
>>6233533
I've adopted the opinion that literally everyone involved, myself included, is wrong because nobody's apologizing. But I don't know the whole story, so that's just a placeholder for real opinions.
>>6233567
Oh shit waddup
>>6233563
It is very hard to get a trans to get a job
>>6233422 #
Edieeeee, your gf told me i can only have a bf if he has no penis and i share him.
Why do we have the same rules? ;_;
I just wanted to know where the gif came from.
I NEED AN ADULT.
>>6233563
THE GUY YOU HAVE IN MIND? DOES HE ALSO HAVE A PUPPER AND POSE SHIRTLESS?
>.> always so careless with my emotions
>>6233572
haha nice
>>6233408
I h8 U >:(
>>6233420
>>6233423
>>6233425
>>6233432
>>6233434
>>6233442
>>6233446
>>6233449
>>6233451
>>6233463
>>6233470
>>6233481
>>6233491
>MFW NO Sass
Sass is is like the awesomest roomate evah!!!! I mean she's literally an ultra awesome hot housewife who gives sage advice and has knowledge of 16 different cooking styles and 3 martial arts!
>>6233577
Of course i cant delete it now for some reason
fine is code for ugly, right?
>>6233585
Nyes
>>6233583
But I don't know you
>>6233583
Who's sass?
>srslytho
>16 different cooking styles
ok, but can you make sushi?
if you can make sushi, you're my fifth.
>>6233588
So whats the damn gif from? O.O
>>6233558
I hope it works out for you, it looks like my only option is to wageslave until I'm 30 before I can spare the funds for hrt ;-;
>>6233583
Secondary character. Most trips and a few anons would be there too. I'd only push you to the rooster if the producers really demand ethnic characters.
I mean, we can't have an extended cast without Red but having her in every episode would get boring really fast. We also can't have properly adjusted human beings with social skills or it wouldn't be a sitcom.
>>6233595
Sass is the best meme.
She's also pretty great. Not gonna lie.
>>6233528
>tfw live under the sink in the mtfg house both irl and in the anime
I'd be like a depressing version of Osaka
>>6233587
who am I kidding of course it is
>>6233593
Red is just a cute boy, why is this weird for everyone?
>>6233595
Meanwhile, at Faye's place!
>>6233573
OH MY GOSH
I am so nervous
>>6233533
I used to have super high tolerance before I transitioned, now I get drunk super fast. its weird
>>6233531
its a synthetic morphine, also contains some stuff that makes you happy, Endorphines? I wasnt depressed for nearly a year when I was on it.
>>6233547
https://clyp.it/5pjaidf1
>>6233570
i didn't know he was coming to nyc!! that's really awesome, i'm so happy for you ^___^ please tell us how it goes!!!!
>>6233576
not necessarily!!! most girls i know have jobs (who aren't depressed.)
>>6233577
>>6233563
lmao
>>6233581
u-um....
you're the one telling me i'm hitler for not letting you have a girlfriend!!! if you can have a gf why can't i have a boyfriend?!
>>6233583
SASS!! LMAO STAHP
>>6233596
The movie fire and ice >.>
>>6233604
faye is now roommate #5.
>>6233608
could it be a good way out, if you know what I mean?
>>6233616
>not me
Well i mean its faye thats understandable
>>6233563
>if anything we're more lazy when we're depressed. having friends would change that.
Preach
>>6233554
Surely trannies get a happy ending sometimes.
>>6233571
Nobody really feels like they did anything wrong ;~;;
>>6233608
It's not really that weird, I have like no tolerance anymore. HRT fucks alcohol tolerance something fierce.
>>6233604
What kinda rolls you makin?
>>6233617
I'm pretty sure I have tramadol, codeine, diazepam and oxycodone
probably enough to kill a horse
I'm sure you all hove some experience with this sort of stuff
that'd do the job right?
>>6233611
>not necessarily!!! most girls i know have jobs (who aren't depressed.)
b-but I am in uni... does that count?
>>6233617
no theyre probably too weak. the only way they kill you is probably in combination with something else (Idk) or when you overdose, pass out and then suffocate from your own vomit or something. not very likey and a shitty way to go.
>>6233623
I used to be able to drink a bottle of vodka and just be pretty drunk (and not black out) now half of that would probably coma me or something.
>>6233623
hey elanna
>>6233611
You beat up my heart like its a tranny trying to pee in North Carolina
>>6233616
Good you needed a strong male influence
>>6233612
Thanks. ^.^ havent seen it.
>>6233623
>Nobody really feels like they did anything wrong
doesn't that mean none of you work as friends?
>tfw no roommates
;~;
>mfw I post my b & a on a timeline thread and someone replied that papa frank finally transitoned
>>6233623
I normally only make Tuna and avacado because those are my favorite things ever
>>6233621
You can sleep in my room
>>6233611
I will!! I'm going to post back as soon as I get home. idk what I even want to get done yet other than brow and nose so idk we'll see what he says
Sooooooo...
Who wants a new crush?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
BECAUSE THIS GUY IS HOT.
AND KNOWS HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILD.
AND HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
>>6233638
Id be your roommate, youd have to do the cooking though, I really cant cook at all and seeing food makes me nauseus.
>>6233623
except me, apparently
>>6233633
I always need a strong male influence. It's a shame that I don't have one, really.
>>6233642
>salmon
>cucumber
>avocado
hmph
>>6233645
>not papa Franku or Marge
WhAt is this shit!?
>tfw your ftm boyfriend makes fun of you and jokes about you being a boy
I seriously don't think he likes it and I'm paranoid
He's into romancing girls and wooing them
Hey mtfg what's new? just made some great fish tacos
>>6233638
>wanting roomates
But living alone is fucking great
>>6233640
L I N K
>>6233650
Boyfriend material.
>>6233633
Faye my dad died when I was little can you help me
>>6233651
getting my weekend started right by falling asleep on the couch and waking up in a cold sweat hours later
howre u?
>>6233654
show him your penis and he will gets a boner
>>6233638
>>6233623
finally, someone who gets it
>>6233630
>lumping yourself in with the other girls
you're a goddess phien, stahp
>>6233633
if you don't want me to have a bf then you shouldn't talk about wanting a gf ;___;
>>6233638
come to tranny house!
>>6233644
<3 good. good luck bb!!
>>6233651
i've never been there before! do you like it there?
>>6233645
>youtube crushes
>not posting daddy
shiggydiggy
>>6233649
Salmon is so fatty that it must be made into nigiri so that you can smile and tell everyone how it's your fave every time you eat it
>>6233645
I couldn't live without wifi
someone said i have mommy eyes about a pic i posted. what does that even mean
>>6233640
>>6233658
>But living alone is fucking great.
It is, it really is, but I cant sleep alone in a house. I start staying up multiple days at a time.
>>6233664
you forgot to add the obligatory
;~;
>>6233659
Papa frabku is the only BF material.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10266013
>>6233660
Dont go there Red, its alright. <3
>>6233673
Why so sad?
>>6233665
God I fucking hate markplier
His voice annoys me
>>6233673
Ily sheen, never hurt yourself <3
>>6233677
sheen is always sad
>>6233678
>his voice
Please thats like one of the best things about him
>>6233669
Look, I know a lot of feels, so trust me when I tell you that I REALLY ktf.
>>6233683
Why is sheen sad?
>>6233669
>I start staying up multiple days at a time.
How would having having roommates fix that?
>>6233660
we can play catch, I can tell you how proud I am that you grew up to be such a smart and pretty girl.
>>6233665
Okkkkkkkk
>>6233591
>>6233595
Litarelly, Who the fuck is Sass!!!!
>>6233598
You're smart anon, can't figure if you're complementing or putting me down....perhaps you are PUA elite master class?
>>6233611
But it's too late!!!!
Also (pic related) can't stop won't stop
https://youtu.be/SPlQpGeTbIE
I mean I've always been, here I literally built 4chan from the ground up with Moot!!!!
>>6233684
Na
Plus he streams a lot of boring games
>>6233630
>suffocate from your own vomit
I've got avomine
that'd stop me vomiting right?
and I think I've got a bit of vicodin lying around
most of it's from when my dad broke his humerus, which was apparently horrifyingly painful, so there's some pretty hardcore shit in there. If I just eat the whole medicine cabinet there's not much they can do right?
there are some sleeping pills as well to stop me waking up
>>6233692
Sassysnack!
>>6233691
I would actually enjoy that
I'll be a good daughter for you
>>6233688
because sheen has too much hopeless. I seriously don't see how complaining about something will make it better. Although a lot of people on mtfg do it.
>tfw no womb
I want to be a mommy
>>6233637
I think it's more reflective of the fact that everyone knows they did something wrong (I know that I did) but feel slighted enough by someone else that they don't want to apologize
>>6233649
See above desu
>>6233653
Yeah, that's entirely understandable.
>>6233642
Delishhh
I love homemade sushi
>>6233631
Hi hi what's crackin?
>>6233630
Same ;~;
At least it means I'm a cheap date
>>6233665
Yeah. Idk, I do weirdly enough feel that large enough tranny houses would offset the depression and that it would be a lot better. Then again, maybe every girl would hate themselves and get jealous of everyone else ;~;
>>6233703
Well. I'll drink to that. If only to forget it.
(don't we all?)
>>6233692
Why would I be a pick up artist? I'm a writer that will never showrun.
Also, I used to love that video so much that I thought that the music was shit and I had convinced me it was good just for the video. But no, it's great all around.
>>6233703
So do I, especially after people have been telling me I would be a good one lately...
Yesterday there was a little girl at work all adoring her mother, and it just reminded me I'll never have my own child like that..
>>6233707
thank you so much faye
you're super sweet and im glad you post here
I remember drunk posting last night
Did I drunk post last night?
>6233696
I remember you talking to me a bunch
>>6233704
Elanna, should I go to McDonald's and eat or look lonely at a nice restaurant?
>>6233665
>you're a goddess phien, stahp
b-but thats you D:
>>6233709
Can always adopt senpai
>>6233704
>Yeah. Idk, I do weirdly enough feel that large enough tranny houses would offset the depression and that it would be a lot better
I think it would just be fun. people have different like skills and qualities that make them good to live with and you just bring them all together and it might be good. but I also just kinda like the idea of communal living in general so idk maybe I'm biased
>>6233709
I had a dream last night that I was at the park with a husband and my best friend and her husband and our kids were running around playing and uuu it was so nice but it'll never happen ;~;
>>6233711
You did a lot of drunk posting last night. Are you feeling better dear?
>>6233678
um markiplier is hot af and has a sexy fucking voice. how dare u
>>6233682
i would die without wifi
literally, i'm an internet girl, i can't live in the real world or survive without it
>>6233691
;____;
>>6233692
lmao wtf sass
>>6233704
idk, i mean.....i've had instances where girls i've met from 4chan would be jelly of me/my friends and it's...dumb.
like why be jelly we're all friends and it shouldn't matter...
>>6233715
w-well... we can both be goddesses ;3; r-right...?
>>6233715
mtfg is polytheistic.
>>6233702
I think sad posting here is good when you feel bad because then I dont have to bother my friends with it.
>>6233696
<3 :3 <3
muh (you)s
>>6233703
Is it wierd I saved this gif because it breaks my heart?
>>6233709
>you're in the kitchen
>you hear the front door open and little voices shouting "mommy! Mommy" and the pitter patter of feet running in to hug you
>>6233726
>my friends
stop lying
>>6233723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0MbOhQ0Aro
After shaving your face should you use both an aftershave balm AND a moisturiser?
>>6233727
Triggered. Tbh when cyba and I were at the science museum in Portland I refused to go through the baby and reproduction exhibit
>>6233703
a womb is meaningless on its own
>tfw i want to be a mommy too
;_______;
>>6233733
i think they have opposite effects. aftershave closes your pores by drying your face and moisture does the opposite.
>>6233716
It's not the same. I'd be adopting anyway because I have fucked up 'beetus genes... but I still...
*sigh*
Yeah. I really do want someone to research gene mutation and Stem-wombs. I really really want someone to.
>>6233723
>i would die without wifi
I'd die of lonliness.
>>6233725
It's ok. You got to bed fine?
>>6233727
See? I'll be sure to spead the meme too!
>>6233729
I hate you so much right now.
So much and I think I'm crying, Fuck you.
>>6233731
jesus FUCKING christ
>>6233730
I have a bunch, i'm not this autistic outside of /mtfg/ : )
Not anymore at least
>>6233729
Fuck i cant handle these feels right now
>>6233737
>You'd think so, I promise it can not be.
Yeah?
>>6233727
you'll get a ton of (You)s if you trigger us like that.
>>6233723
>tfw subbed to markiplier way back when he had only 5k subs. For some reason thought he was hot then even though I claimed only like girls at the time
>>6233746
Yup, one genuine hug from my son and you'd be done for.
Hes a heartbreaker like that.
>>6233745
>Not anymore at least
don't worry your autism will come back twice as hard : )
>>6233739
So which one?
I've read sites say to use both or one or the other
The purpose is to sooth skin apparently
>>6233723
>why be jelly we're all friends and it shouldn't matter...
Dysphoria is a hell of a drug. There's plenty of girls here that make me jealous, but I don't let it get in the way of anything, because it shouldn't matter.
>>6233718
Honestly, it probably would be pretty fun.
>>6233713
I'm kinda biased towards mcdonald's..
>>6233731
>markiplier and dan in the same space
Goddamn it I can only get so wet ;~;
>>6233752
Whatever you say my man.
>>6233749
>FUCK
XD
If it's any consolation, you defended my honor from my impersonators and were actually really sweet. You just refused to get a drink of water and go to bed. It was pretty cute all things considered.
>>6233666
and maybe that's exactly what I want?
>>6233704
moap actually helped me realize that.
btw, he didn't actually know how offensive it would be when he casually insulted me. He legitimately didn't know how much it hurt, partly because I put up a cold front and hide when someone hurts me, and partly because he didn't try to empathize.
So, yeah, "everyone's hurt, but nobody wants to apologize" sums up the whole situation pretty well.
>>6233754
I only want to go to McDonald's so I don't have to sit in a fancy restaurant with my own self pity and make myself look like a loser.
Dan > Mark
>>6233623
Honestly just message him. With how often he used to talk about you I doubt there's even a possibility he'd be mad or drive you away, he probably misses you even.
>>6233653
He never attacked you, all he did was post the full conversations in response to the ones you were showing everyone. In fact he even defended you during all of it to try and get anons off you and you continued your assault on him. He was a mess and I was there to pick him back up some time after it all and I know everything that happened. I've seen all your messages to him and I know that you're the one who brought everything out into the open and the way he reacted was justified. Charlotte put it perfectly earlier, you picked a fight with him and that's what he gave you yet people expect him to take 100% of the blame because of who you are.
Even still, you know he felt bad after what happened and had doubts on how he handled everything. Right? I told him you and him had the possibility of making everything up and I still believe this.
>>6233729
That feel is way too real. Could we do a thing where it doesn't get me bawling instantly?
I would love a tranny "house", and by house I mean neighborhood. How could we all live in one house? It would be too hot and cramped.
From the outside, it would just look like a writhing mass of hair, breasts, and tinklers.
>>6233723
oh gosh <3 :3
>>6233732
no I just sent pictures per email cause I am lazy af and knew what I wanted
fuck it if no one here's gonna answer me I'm just gonna ask /b/, and you know they will
>>6233754
>Goddamn it I can only get so wet ;~;
don't forget Erin Transon :^=)
Warning: Not suitable for those under 18
>>6233741
s-same...unless i had someone irl i guess..
>>6233748
i've been a HUGE fan of his for a long time .he makes me wetter than fucking seaworld. my boipussy is like the little mermaid rn. i can't
he's so fucking hot lol. JUST A CRUSH THO on a celeb u know nbd. not like he's my ideal mate or anything ha...a....
>>6233754
why though?! jealousy doesn't get you anything :/ i guess it's not something you can control tho, huh?
>>6233772
^3^
I'M GLAD WE'RE FRANDS
>>6233774
Lol wut?
What did you ask?
I miss some questions every so often.
>>6233772
ahh okay, ty anyway
i'm going to take a nap
nini
>>6233784
Night Red!
>>6233784
Rest up! I'm sure you have a big weekend ahead of you.
>>6233777
Maybe you'll get to meet him someday? He's probably single too. His voice is what's always got me going.
Can sleep
Can't rest
Exhausted
>>6233723
It's too late Doll !!!
<cantstop> Everybody! </wontstop>
>>6233761
>>6233765
I mean I tried to talk to him yesterday and lay everything out and all I did was end up with people angrily messaging me because they obviously weren't told the situation.
It's kinda hard to give someone more of a chance when you're saying you're having a hard time doing it for reason x, then they follow up by saiyng "But, "Reason x"'
I tried to go just take a nap to not chime in but this is frustrating you people are acting like he's a damn saint when, again in reality why does he want so badly to hang out in a community for vulnerable transgirls.
Fucking transition nightmares again
Walgreens hasn't responded to me asking them online to transfer & refill my prescription. I don't wanna tell the people in the pharmacy that I'm refilling HRT ;_;
>>6233638
>Not wanting to live on your own
I've either slightly tolerated or hated my roomates tbqh.
>>6233703
me too ;~;
>>6233765
>In fact he even defended you during all of it to try and get anons off you and you continued your assault on him.
Trip on birdy. He never did that until he tried to retreat when he suddenly claimed he was begging people to stop talking about it.
>>6233799
>If I'm not allowed to die, you aren't either.
you are most certainly allowed to die
>>6233761
Yup, and I saw him say that and I thought that it was out of line but I guess if he didn't know he didn't know.
>>6233764
McDonald's is also cheaper and money is tight right now though..
>>6233775
I thought he even said that he wasn't trans though...
>>6233765
When I have some free time I guess I'll do that, right now is not the best time unfortunately, but I guess if he asks, tell him that I'm extending the olive branch.
>>6233777
It's not something I can control no. It's more like "wow, she's way prettier than I am" or "wow she's way smarter than I am" or "wow, she started way younger than I am". Like I said, it doesn't bother me all that much but for some people it can.
Either way I'm off for the evening, later mtfgeee
>>6233804
it's real life
>>6233784
Doe Deer is the best song ever made.
>>6233813
arin hanson is fucking ugly and disgusting and he'll NEVER pass.
>>6233812
qt bully :3
>>6233729
>"daddy why did do you take those pim-pimozi-pimizoo medicine?"
>"because daddy wanted to repress son"
>>6233791
;3; HE IS SINGLE AND IDK HOW???? omg. cricket i can't. i can't think these things tho i'm sry plus there's no way he would like me....
>>6233797
T O O L A T E
wyd btw
>>6233813
;__; ELANNA R U OK I'M SORRY FOR BRINGING IT UP
>>6233812
You think I havn't fucking tried? You think I'm too fucking chicke? mother fucker I' ve slit my wrists, jumped off buildings, I FUCKING TRIED TO OD ON DRUGS! IT DIDN@T FUCKING WORK! HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO! I COULDN@T KILL MYSELF. I WANTED TO, AND IT WAS STUPID AND HURT PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT. SO I@M NEVER DOING IT A GAIN.
Fuck you.
>>6233799
Walking hurts
>>6233813
Night Elanna. Have a lot of fun.
>>6233815
Not when your repressed and closeted
>>6233819
Lol. Mine sat down and said he enjoys having two moms and he's proud of me, but have fun saying your thing.
>>6233759
I was pretty much posting from my bed all night. And i was camping and someone misplaced all of our water
>I was cute
Christ, drunk me of better at being cute than sober me if
>>6233811
It keeps coming up for some reason.
>>6233823
'm sorry. i'll stop posting for a bit untill i'm sober.
i don't like swearing but i'm a little drunk and that hit a nerce.
Should I take a nap before a party tonight? I'm kinda tired
WHY DID I HAVE TO BRING UP MARKIPLIER I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM EVER AND NOW I'M DYING AND A MELTED PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR
>>6233823
calm that t-rage lmao
>>6233835
Whats your reasons not to?
>>6233839
>ywn be a little elf princess
>>6233838
You can have Mark if I can have Dan
>>6233661
that sounds less than fun, hope u feel better
>howre u?
eh same old shit with health and stuff
looked at some new places to move to in the city today, been talking to my doc about switching to patches or injections for E and some alternative to spiro
>>6233665
I love it, lived here my whole life tho I've visited other places
the biggest issues are some lack of jobs, a lot of shit is seasonal with the tourism, and a lack of nightlife
I might move eventually though I'll probably at least stay in new england or maybe move to the northwest since it's similar in a lot of the ways I like, maybe move to canada way down the line depending on climate change
>>6233673
never
>>6233729
I mean u could still have that if u don't insist they be ur biological kids
>>6233829
Well I wouldn't really have to explain anything really.
The shame is too great. It outweighs my dysphoria.
>>6233823
My turn
Water. Drink some.
why is everyone here fucking mental, myself included. there already is a tranny house. it's called the asylum
>>6233835
Yes, but only for fifteen/twenty minutes. Don't want to prime yourself for sleep when you're partying.
>edie asks how much money i make
>she laughs at me
;~;
>>6233838
Markiplier has got nothing on Jontron. You know nothing, woman.
>>6233843
It will be the best I can do but not feeling a life growing inside you and your body changing and stuff... That's like, a quintessential part of womanhood that I can literally never have and I think it hurts more than most things I hate about my body
>>6233819
>"mommy why don't I have a daddy"
>"we don't know why he shot himself"
>"all he wrote was, "I don't want to embarrass you"
>>6233850
Dan > Mark > Jon > Barry > Ross > Arin
>>6233845
>My turn
thanks, i'll do that
i'm still a little sad about the whole womb thing and the tears are kinds blurring my viision and i'm angry because i might live to see the dream of having kids and i almost killed myselgf a lot.
the alcohol isn't helping though.
>>6233846
because we don't need to hide it here and it gets out of control.
>>6233820
too late 4 drinks? Let's go out for drinks!!!!!
can't stop won't stop!!!!!
>>6233802
>you people are acting like he's a damn saint
>>6233807
>Trip on birdy.
I'm kinda sick of this selfish defensive bullshit, desu, and I really don't feel like putting up with it anymore. You're both part of the problem. I watched you do this to eachother last week, tearing yourselves apart over fucking popularity. Jesus christ. Kari, you came crying to me that Grace was abandoning you, and Grace starts saying that Kari's being obnoxious and about you finally being happy with yourself.
Quit acting like children, and maybe try to legitimately find out why someone is interested in hurting you. You're worse than he is, going out of your way to hurt him.
Unlike birdy, who's just making people uncomfortable and doesn't understand the effects of what he's doing, you're actually deliberately hurting someone. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm gonna go eat dinner and watch anime now. Enjoy your evenings.
>>6233853
Jon > Dunkey > Ethan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Idubbbz >>> Everyone else.
>>6233802
I know all about you too, you're the main one trying to make him out to be evil and malicious when he's done nothing wrong. You don't know him and you haven't even so much as had a civil conversation with him. I saw your messages to him and you immediately came off as hostile towards him and he responded with the same aggression, I also saw the part where you left and deleted him the second the possibility for you to be proven wrong with actual evidence instead of cherrypicked screenshots and out-of-context words came up.
Did you ever stop and think that maybe you got those angry messages because you're wrong about him and you aren't the "denmother of /mtfg/" and you don't know everything?
>people are acting like he's a saint
He is, Chris is truly innocent and you have no proof or real reason to think otherwise.
>>6233846
I'm willing to erase all my memories and personalities if it cured my dysphoria and made me satisfied with being male.
>>6233851
my cis partner can't have kids either, we still wanna try to be the best moms we can be to a few kids when we have our shit together enough to do it right
>>6233849
Hail lustful Satan doll. She can be nice and a bit sharp.
>>6233860
>anyone over Dan and Mark
Shit taste tbdesu
>>6233857
>dat moneyshot
>>6233853
Jon really appears to be the pnly want with goals in his life, though...
>>6233842
>>6233850
ya'll can have everyone else idgaf, mark is MINE
>>6233849
omg
I DID NOT LAUGH!!! I JUST THINK IT'S CRAZY YOU SHOULD BE MAKING MORE CAUSE U WORK SO HARD ;3;
>>6233857
it's never too late for drinks!! b-but i don't really drink...
>>6233843
i've been on the east coast for likee 4-5 years and it has it's upsides, but west coast is best coast a lot of the time.
where would you wanna move if not canada?
Do bangs make you look more masculine if you have a short forehead?
What kind of haircut works well if your jaw and chin aren't great?
'Ello everyone!
Who else looks baked as fuck every morning?
>>6233846
we re mentally ill and hated by good chunks of society, obviously thats going to leave marks
>>6233838
Don'T Stop!!!
Don't Stahp the beat!
Can't Stop!!!
Can''t Stahp the Beat!
>>6233873
Now I have to go listen to it again
>>6233849
ufufu camming when
>>6233868
Awesome. Dan is my husbando. Double date with me and Dan and edie and mark when
Woo
>>6233867
the only one... I don't know what happened there.
>>6233823
well it's not like I could ever succeed if I didn't try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6233869
A beard usually helps with covering them.
>>6233872
We don't hate you... it's more like being repulsed.
>>6233881
I can't grow a beard :o
>>6233878
Is that how your room will look once you get home?
>>6233866
>implying that anyone goes over Jontron
Mark is an unfunny Internet kid that likes screaming at his screen.
Who has the shit taste t b h d e s u n eeeee?
tfw u don't live in a slice of life manga
>>6233868
I don't either bbbbut....Do U Dance????!!!!
Everybody,
move your feet and feel united
Oh oh oh
Everybody,
move your feet and feel united
Oh oh oh, yeah
>>6233867
I will be dat cup!!!!
>>6233886
Look anon. Jon is great. Like really great. But looks department wise I prefer Mark and Dan. If personality Dan and Jon.
Alright. A repeat of the Bird-drama is me for the evening, too. Night mtfg. See you after work.
>>6233875
Just put, put, put, put my record on
And all of your troubles are dead and gone
Don't stop (don't stop) don't stop the beat
I can't stop (can't stop) can't stop the beat
>>6233884
Too bad. It would make things so much easier wouldn't it?
>>6233892
Aren't both of them pasty, overweight YT "celebrities"?
>>6233869
repression buzzcut
shotgun in the mouth
living in total darkness forever
>>6233881
>We don't hate you... it's more like being repulsed.
splitting hairs, but I wont care tonight.
alcohol is pretty great
OK, I str8 up have enough in the bank to go and get in-network ffs. I'm srsly considering it now that I can do it. Maybe I could get close to passing if I did.
>tfw all the hons on the west side of Manhattan pass better than you ever will
Honestly I'd be down to be a 6'5" massive shouldered hon instead of a dwarf straight outta moria with the masc features to boot.
>>6233846
Because we all drew the short stick.
>>6233899
Dan isn't. Jon is.
>>6233902
It's not that bad.
