"mommy! mommy! is that a boy or a girl?"
"i don't know dear, why don't you ask?"
...
"anon, are you a boy or a girl?"
what do u say
>>6221156
i'm only but a man, m'lady.
"actually, i'm part of a unisex alien race. we all look like this :)"
>>6221156
>implying the mom would ever have her kid approach a trans "pervert" instead of just saying one or the other
>>6221170
some moms are sociopaths tho and they would do it just to insult you
>>6221156
"Why aren't you the cutest little girl there is today! My name is Sandy and I'm a little princess and beautiful ray of sunshine just like you are hun!"
>>6221165
Back to hell with you, tipping spawn of Satan.
Actually I'm genderfluid, right now I'm identifying as a trans mannequin, you don't have to be a boy or a girl like your brainwashing moxther taught you, you can be both or half or a dragon or a pile of wood chips.
>>6221156
I kill the kid and use his clothes as a disguise
I follow the mom around and then kill her, and drive her through traffic to maie it look like an accident
>>6221324
>assuming the kid is a he
>assuming the mother is a her
Can you be any more privileged?
>>6221177
most trannies are sociopaths too though
>>6221156
yes
>>6221156
I pretend I don't speak English and have no idea what they're talking about.
>>6221156
I'm still quite young and don't look creepy at all even when I don't pass completely (I only ever use subtle makeup and tend to look natural) and I could just get away with saying I'm a gurl, politely explaining there are many kinds of girls only if the child does not accept that answer.
Given the other replies in this thread I feel like I wasn't supposed to answer honestly, though...
>in line at grocery store
>little boy behind me
>starts yelling and pointing saying that's a girl
>that's a girl mommy
>mother is happy and excited and son is going ape
>cashier is totally cool and smiling (seen her a lot she knows I'm trans)
>send friend this pic today
>pull shirt tight and ask him if I look like a girl yet
>still see a square block in the mirror and legit can't tell
No idea why the kid did that maybe the mother said I was a boy to him. I think he was at the age where they like to point and name stuff though
>store was out of strawberry pocky
w-why live fampai. You're worse than hitler if you don't keep strawberry in stock.
>>6221712
also I just stood there smiling like awww kids haha and then gave the cashier a "well that was awkward I'm gonna go die now" look
>>6221712
>great story
>ends as weeaboo trash
>>6221156
>bass register voice and perma stubble
>also have long hair and wide hips
>get mistaken for a girl from behind occasionally
>>6221712
>starts yelling and pointing saying that's a girl
Why did the kid start freaking out just cos he saw a girl? Sounds like it would annoying as fuck to be his parent.
>>6221897
Wasn't 4chan originally an anime board or something? Imo you should just become a weeb too desu yo ne. WEEB ni narete kudasai. manko chinpo manko chinpo donger donger udongen reisen
>>6221156
Stoop down to their level and whisper in my deepest voice "I was like you once"
Then leave without another word.
>>6221156
"I'm an attack helicopter"
>Be me
>19 / MtF
>Work shitty retail
>Long line of people
>In boymode still cause I'm a scared little bitch
>Little boy with his mom, dad, and sister come up to the register
>Starts literally pointing and screaming
>"Mommy is that a boy or girl?, Mommy, MOMMY!!!"
>Finally the mom drags her kid out with everyone else in line staring at me now
>Pretty sure I'm beet red at this point
>Staring and laughing at me
>Father apologizes and pays for the bag and leaves
>Boss drags me out back
>"Anon that's the third time this month, would you start wearing makeup already everyone can tell you wanna be anonette."
>Literally tell her, "I'm not mentally prepared for this kind of situation..., what do you want me to say?"
>"Just let me know so we can print you a new name tag okay?"
>Hugged me and then told me to get back to work.
Weirdest way I've experienced this, also not really sure why I felt like sharing this.
>>6221226
Great pic of u hun!!
xoxo
Rhona
>>6221926
kids just say shit sometimes
they're excited that they know a thing i guess
>>6221156
I was born with a neurological and chromosomal anomaly. We're kinda just like fat people, only we can't excersize to grow properly. I take medicine and talk to trusted spiritual guides. When I first switched from boy to girl, it was very difficult. Now I'm almost as much of a woman and almost as much a man as most people. Then ask your mom what she knows about the Internet and ask why she never learned to think for herself.
Enjoy slavery, kid. Good luck in the war. Peace.
>>6223360
That's a really nice story.
I've only ever had a child say that to me once. I told him I'm a girl. He said that I speak like a boy (I've got kind of an androgynous voice). I told him that there are lots of different kinds of girls and boys and it made sense to him.
Pretty cute honestly.
>>6223360
dawwwwww
>>6223360
>Anon that's the third time this month
Can you tell us about the other times??
>>6223618
sometimes I'm like that but with kids I don't really care, I'm usually pretty upfront with them
>at work in boymode 1 year into whoremoans
>some lady comes by with her young daughter and son
>they start arguing about something
>the girl insists to her brother that I'm a girl
>her brother protests and says that I'm a boy
>they keep going back and forth arguing whether I'm a girl or a boy
>their mom quietly tells them to shut up in spanish
>let out a soft chuckle
It happens. My niece asks my mom a lot if I'm a girl because to her I look like one and have those 'bumps' on my chest that girls have. She recently came up to me and asked me directly if I'm really a boy. I just smiled and nodded no.
>>6223665
i've been on hormones for about a year too and desu i kind of enjoy saying i'm a boy when people read me as female. i told this guy i was gay and he assumed i meant i was a lesbian
>>6223266
>>6223363
Thnx Rhona hun!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx
>be mtf
>work at retail clothing store
>dress like some tomboy dyke cuz boymode
>new guy starts
>keeps being really bro like with me
>'yeah dude bro man' stuff like that
>get along with him
>on break decide to tell him I'm trans
>says he knows
>'I think it's great anon, you are going really well you will be a total dude soon'
>mfw he thinks I'm ftm
>tell him I'm mtf
>seems a bit confused and then says
>'You should probably fem it up a bit'
Not the first time someone thought I was ftm.
>>6223902
when everyone assumes you're ftm, a hermaphrodite, or an obvious tranny in the world's worst boy disguise, does that mean it's time to just go full ladyboy no matter how self conscious you are? because desu even if it seems terrifying i'm not sure it's any worse than having to deal with constant confusion about who you are and what you're going for
> be me
> 18 months hrt, mtf
> afraid of being a hon, so still boy mode
> go to music festival and take molly
> get separated from group and start to panic
> desperately looking for good vibes
> see 2 chill girls sitting and sit next to them
> start talking to them
> they're on molly too
> we start talking about rolling and good vibes
> somehow conversation leads to me tell them I'm trans
> one girl ask "so you want to be a boy?"
> I start shaking
> this molly is intense
> I start shaking even harder
> Im shaking frantically, think I'm OD'in
> somehow the shake turns into a dance
> girls run off
> I start panicking again
> realized what just happened
> start to feel that everything is going to be okay
> nothing but good vibes
> friend finds me
Best weekend of my life
>like 9 months HRT, still boymode
>tutoring middle schoolers in a group
>normally I work with the same groups every week but this week I was filling in for another tutor who was absent
>they're all 8th grade girls
>one of them starts looking at me really closely
>"do you get your eyebrows done?"
>"n-no, why?"
>"they just look really clean underneath"
>she keeps staring at me
>"you have really fair skin..."
>probably super red at this point, I tell her to focus on the classwork we're doing
>another girl in the group suddenly asks me how old I am
>"19"
>"...you look like you should still be in high school"
>>6223631
Sure
First time is literally the same as >>6223665's, only it was the mom and son fighting over it which made it kinda of weird. She ended up saying sorry and telling her kid to shut up, I just laughed it off with her.
Second time
>Be me
>19 / MtF
>Work shitty retail
>I do stock most of the time, but sometimes my boss has me help customers all day if she's short handed
>Customers usually will ignore me, or be super nice to me
>Weird lady comes in and asks for help
>"Sure ma'am what are you looking for today! :)", with the normal fake retail high pitched happy tone
>She gives me a list of items she's looking for
>Help her find them, all the while she just keeps giving me a 'WTF" look
>Carry her bag around for her, then lead her up to the register and tell her one of the cashiers will help her from here
>Stern look still and mutters a "thank you..."
>See her leaving and wish her a nice day
>Figure she must've just been having a shitty day
>Girl from register comes up to me
>"Anon how did you deal with her, she was such a bitch to you."
>"what..."
>"She was extremely angry and said, "That boy needs to dress right and stop acting like a girl."
>"I thought that was a young lady helping me, tell him to cut his hair and man up!"
>Cashier was nice enough to tell her to kindly fuck off basically as well as asking her who she thinks she is to say something like that
Ended up just shrugging it off. Pretty sure I'll be stuck in hon status forever, but meh. As long as I can keep making money, and not have to feel all hair and gross I'm good. There's my life story...
>>6221156
DURKA DURKA ALLAHU AKBAR JIHAD DEATH TO THE INFIDEL
>>6221712
>Dyed hair
To the gas chambers degenerate.
I don't have any interesting stories like the other ones in the thread ;_;
>be me
>2 months on hormones
>have semi long hair up to my neck
>on the train to school one morning, packed as usual
>guy in front of me has a huge ass backpack
>shoves it into my face
>what the fuck dude get off, I thought
>this lady near me goes "Sir, your backpack is in that girl's face"
>the guy apologizes to me
>hide my face in my backpack because embarrassed
>be me
>10 months on hormones
>boymode
>walking home from school on my phone
>accidentally get in the way of this girl who's talking to her friend
>still not noticing the situation as I pass her, I hear a "she just... what...? what's her problem?"
>sort of look back, she's looking at me like "I can't believe it" upset face
>realize what I did but too scared to apologize so I just walk off
>be me
>1 year on hormones
>still in boymode because scared af of going girlmode
>wear a hoodie at all times because of my chest
>at A&F with my mom and little sis
>just pretending to browse for clothes on the guy's side
>an employee girl walks up to me and asks "everything going fine for you, ma'am?"
>I pretend not to hear her cause it's noisy
>she takes another look at my face as I start walking away
These are pretty much all my gender related encounters because I'm always in boymode and don't tell anyone about my stuff.
>>6227608
Anon you and your life sound adorable
>>6227521
dont you be calling me no sjw
>be me, 21 yo
>Mtf, 8 months on HRT
>having an apprenticeship at a newspaper company
>also have to go to business school
>pass quite well, but still not out of the closet
>have to use the men's restroom because of the fact that i am srill not out and i would get into a lot of trouble if i went to the ladies room if passing failed
> hear comments or insults like 'what the fuck are you doing in the men's room?' or 'well it's either me who's wrong in here or its you' every week since two months.
>going to come out at work and at school in two weeks so that this hoepfully gets better
>mfw
>>6227608
this is my life
>less than a year on hormones, boymode at the time
>walk up to a front desk at a place with my brother
>we are both tall but im shorter
>lady smiles and says "oh are you two brother and sister?"
>brother is confused
>i awkwardly say 'yes hes my brother'
>guyvoice
>the lady's face just kind of drops after a second
>awkwardly turn around 360 degrees and moonwalk away
>>6227650
Source of Pic Anon :3
>>6229058
I'm sorry I got it off of here. Just right click on it and search by image. You should be able to find it :3
>>6229085
Thanks ;)
>be like 12 years old taking out trash
>into skating, so I had long hair
>father and daughter walking past my driveway right as I'm putting the trash out
>Hear the daughter ask, "Daddy is that a girl or a boy?"
>Super embarrassed, quickly walk back into the safety of my house as soon as I was done with the trash
>Upset because, 'I'm a boy'
>Had already started trying to act more like a man before that happened
>Continue trying to fit into what I thought a man should be by getting a haircut shortly after
>9 years later and 2 months on hormones, still trying to figure my shit out
Kind of a boring story, sorry.
>>6221926
I've got a nephew that I pretty much raise because my sister has a full time professor job, and her boyfriend walked out on them like a peice of shit, and kids say things randomly especially when they're learning new things like gender. My nephew would always point out dogs when he first learned the word.
>>6229794
>her boyfriend walked out on them like a peice of shit
sounds like they're both pieces of shit for having a child outside of marriage
>>6230709
Shots fired
>>6227727
>going to public restrooms
I just hold it in now. I can't handle that stress.
>>6232953
Seriously. I don't even try anymore. Just hold that shit in, or try to find a bathroom in the middle of nowhere wherever you are.
>>6221156
I'm you from the future, I came back to warn you not to end up like this
>>6221324
i like you
>At Airport
>2months HRT
>In fag guy mode
>Go to baggage drop
>Old man at counter
>Use guy voice
>Handle business fine
>When he checks Passport
>"Oh! I'm terribly sorry, I mistook you for a lady!"
>I had hair out and it was barely at shoulder length
Great confidence boost and somewhat embarrassing.
>>6230709
>muh tradishuns
>6 months HRT
>Never been gendered anything but male
Oh boy, I can't wait to come into these threads with cool stories of my own. Any day now right?
>>6236146
hhehhehe surely it will be our turn soon!
>>6233113
omg
>>6221156
I am groot
>>6221156
this happens to me basically all the time when im in line and there's kids in front of me
my reaction is always the same
>are you a boy or a girl?!
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it never fails to amuse me
>>6221156
this has happened to me, I just put on my sunglasses and lock up in terror as per usual and ignore them
>>6221952
>There are people on this website who do not know it's history
You will never know of WT and what he did for your sins.
this is a funny thread
+100 upboats for you
>>6237584
this is amazing and probably teaches the child a valuable lesson about how even grown ups can be confused about themselves and literally the most basic things around them
that's important imo
when i have kids i'm going to shrug whenever they ask me anything no matter what it is
>>6237598
hai kayla i'm sorry you have to deal with that :(
i know how awful social anxiety can be. that's actually why i made this thread, because i know if this did happen to me i'd want to have a good answer ready so i didn't end up crying in a secluded place behind the grocery store immediately after
I'm a lonely girl looking for a cute man to have fun with through skype ;) add me my username is annie.davies1997.
>>6238319
>when i have kids i'm going to shrug whenever they ask me anything no matter what it is
that's so dumb
>>6240441
it was just a joke tho
>>6238337
I don't treat it like the end of the world, its just another bullshit issue being at that stage in transition where sometimes I look like a guy and sometimes I look like a girl.
