no plebs allowed edition
first
>>6220951
>tfw just mixed champagne cocktails for a blacktie party the other day
I literally gained a posh british accent as the night went on. It was spooky.
me @ all u
>>6220967
puh-lease
I clean bits of egg more upperclass than you out between my teeth every morning
At least link to the previous gen
>tfw you will always be a pleb
>you will never get a bf who works for the ministry of alteration
>you will mever drink shit gin with him and smoke crap cigarettes together
>you will never see four fingers
>>6220985
>thinking the upperclass smoke and drink cheap liquor
its not 1983 anymore, dum-dum
privately educated reporting in
>>6220994
get on my level
>>6220964
>blacktie party
I cant even imagine the amount of tipping at one of those
>>6220967
t. unemployed loser
kys
Who /stalker/ here? I stalk this guy at campus a lot. He's always alone. He doesn't know someone is always watching him.
>>6221009
even better: the actual theme was "blacktie and masks"
everyone had on those teeny venetian half-mask thingies. It was fun, but now I have like 3 crates of empty champagne bottles lying aroudn the place, and i can't be arsed to take them to the dump
>>6221029
>implying you're going to meet and end up being together
>>6221032
evidence i am the poshest cunt around
>>6221051
>Lanson Black
>>6221060
m8, we had literally 120 bottles to pay for
im not spending my studentbucks on don perignon - thats for special occaisions.
besides, you can mix kir royales with any old plonk, it doesn't matter
>tfw don't fit in anywhere
>not even online
What's the cure for being a loser?
>>6221089
>>attending uni is for the riffraff nowadays
>this is what the dirty povos actually believe
>>6221114
didnt you only just scrape into uni on clearing tho
>>6221109
>>6221128
nah I managed to upgrade thru it xD
parents forced me into the wrong subjects, my course is entirely different from science
>people unironically think A Levels matter
it's all about dem GCSEs and extracurriculars nigga
>>6221140
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/secondaryeducation/11046306/Why-GCSE-results-dont-really-matter.html
thats just not true though
the only unis that care about GSCEs are american ones or Oxford
and you didn't go to either
>>6221114
Enjoy spending the best years of your life attending lectures
Meanwhile I'm producing the culture you consume and tripping through Europe
>>6221149
>written by a woman
Automatically invalid and irrelevant.
>>6221157
>implying anyone properly attends lectures
>meet lifelong friends
>have bantz
>study something that you enjoy
I fail to see how this is a bad thing. Plus I'm taking a gapyahhh afterwards, and I'm going on an exchange to the US in a few months.
>>6221174
biting anyways cos bored
>>6221189
the Cambridge application requirement page says: “With the exception of those [applying] for Medicine and Veterinary Medicine… there are no GCSE requirements for entry to Cambridge and no minimum number of A* grades required for any of our courses. Our research shows that post-16 examination performance is a much better predictor of degree success at Cambridge…. Strong performance in Years 12 and 13 can make up for a less stellar performance at GCSE.”
>hey stranger
>hey guy who I asked to go get a drink and ignored me for a month, what's up
Unless you want to hook up (he had a super nice dick) in not interested since it takes you like 3 hours to reply to a text anyway
>>6221206
>implying Cambridge isn't filled with rich chinks with better grades than Brits
same with all top UK unis 2bh
>>6221240
are you implying you go to a shit university?
:^)
>>6221231
so, are you black or a spic?
>>6221252
Pale as pure milk.
>>6221269
Why do people slander you so then?
>>6221252
He's a Mexican in denial.
>>6221300
They h8 what they a8nt
So, homos, what kind of hobbies do you like to take up your spare time with?
>>6221330
I like to read, take nude pictures, jog, sleep, and watch youtube.
>>6221330
Read, play my violin, vidya, code shit.
>>6221330
Kill homeless people, sleep in gutters, and creepy crawling
>>6221330
puzzles, lifting, sketching, maths, cycling, cooking, videogames, films
i am a v boring person
Anyone want some chicken soup?
>>6221382
that looks disgusting. What's the appeal of your posts?
>>6221390
what's disgusting about it
>>6221390
That looks tasty as hell, m8.
>>6221395
It's literally brown mush. And he's eating soup with a fork.
>>6221390
It's chicken, rice, and veggies.
And it's warm and filling.
>>6221390
its like reading a blog i didnt sign up for
>>6221330
Video games, running, swimming, reading, fapping
>>6221421
Would some home made salsa and chips make you feel better?
Is being a full on kiki queen considered patrician?
>>6221473
>visuals are important to good food
Umm...
Some of you guys try way too hard to be bitchy.
requesting gatch in the sims image.
>>6221488
Those cuts of meat and the random shit surrounding them tell me it's no good
Yes, I can tell just by looking
>>6221521
I don't even know which one that is. Lel There's so many edits of my pics on here desu. I might be the most hated namefag. <3
>>6221506
It comes naturally actually.
>>6221526
Well it's delicious and made my day better.
Hey tops, how much does the penis and ball size of the bottoms you fuck matter to you?
I ask because I'm a pure bottom and due to having atrophied testicles I have a pretty small dick, and my balls are basically retracted up inside me.
tfw no jew bf
>>6221545
That sounds gross not going to lie. I'm sure there's plenty of tops it wouldn't mater to though, just find a guy to fuck you doggie.
>>6221549
Eww why would you want that.
>>6221539
Chicken soup made your day?
>>6221545
Why are your testicles atrophied, were you on HRT at one time or something?
>>6221556
>That sounds gross not going to lie
;-;
It's not like, gross looking. It looks fairly normal, my balls are just tiny as fuck and my sack is nearly flat. my dick is hyper small when soft, but gets like 4.5 inches when I'm hard, and when it's hard it looks small, but normal.
>>6221549
Reminds me of Jerry Seinfield.
No thank you!
Jews can be cute though.
>>6221598
You'll be fine then, just find a strict top who doesn't care about your dick anyways.
>tfw gatch is not only a horrible person but he is a loose drug using cheating whore who will catch hiv
Feelsgood knowing the worst person on here will suffer the most in the long run.
>>6221592
I had an infection that spread to my testicles. It got pretty bad, they got very swollen and extremely painful. After I was put on antibiotics and the infection went away, they began to atrophy, because they got fucked up really hard.
I didn't figure out they were atrophying until months later, either. I've got extremely low testosterone now and I've not replaced it or added any other sex hormone, yet. It's been like two and a half years or so. I don't mind the changes to my body, and I've grown to like how I am now, aside from never having semen come out and never being able to have kids of my own.
>>6221624
>horrible person
Sure but that's all opinion.
>Drug using
Not really.
>Cheating whore.
Also nope.
>will catch hiv
Also nope.
Try harder. :/
>>6221634
Ouch that kind of sucks
>>6221636
>hasnt cheated
>typing lies
>>6221634
Have you talked to your doctor about low testosterone, could potentially cause other health issues, though I'm not too sure on all of that, I've heard about bone problems when lacking a sex hormone.
>>6221576
Eating makes my day...
Food is the only thing that makes me happy.
>>6221650
Show me the RECIEPTS henny. Too bad there aren't any.
>>6221656
I didnt save it but just know that i personally seen it from a friend
>>6221666
>personally seen it from a friend.
>cares this much but didn't save a RECIEPT
That all sounds legit :^)
Try again next time Anon.
>>6221687
You can try to save face all you want but i know the truth.
>>6221704
Because obviously I care enough about my online persona to make elaborate lies. Lol
>>6221728
Just leave.
Has anyone tried ot that Surge app?
>>6221651
Yeah, they want to start me on testosterone replacement therapy. I just haven't been able to really decide what I want to do about it. I don't really want to be all manly or ever go for girls again because I can't be a real man anymore because my nuts are garbage. What's the point even trying, you know? I still won't be able to reproduce, and my balls will still be utterly useless and small.
I was bi before, I still pretty much am slightly, but I now just go exclusively with guys. So I might go the femboy route or something, I really don't know. I am pure bottom and will remain as such. Might as well take what I've been handed and try to make it an advantage.
So far I'm dealing with the mineral absorption issues and such by making sure I get plenty of calcium and vitamin D, I take multivitamins, I eat a good diet, I make sure to do load bearing exercise like 30 minutes at least, on most days. It helps a lot. I don't have much joint pain or anything right now. I still need to start some sex hormone though, but people can live quite a long ass time without any sex hormones. Eunuchs were a thing in the ancient world, they never would have been one if the human body couldn't take it for a while, though, because they had no idea testosterone or estrogen or anything like that existed.
I also tire a lot more easily than before and am not as high energy. I'm also more calm, patient, and instead of being explosive when I get angry I just get this smoldering anger. I'm also less ambitious though. Also, my sex drive is pretty low but I still can get hard on demand. I guess it's a mixed bag of positives and negatives.
>>6221655
Cant blame you tbqh
I'd be happy if I had hot food to eat every day
>>6221742
this is the look ima transition into once gay death starts setting in for me
>Get $10 off your order + a free gift if you invite 10 friends
Tfw you realize you don't have 10 friends. :/
>>6221341
are you still living with your ex gatch?
or did you move into a new place?
How do I talk to boys on tinder?
>>6221977
Tinder was even flakier than Grindr for me. Even people I matched with seemed so hesitant to wanna go for a damn drink.
I had the most amazing daydream earlier while listening to Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle. I dreamt that I walked into the lounge area in my halls in the US and there were these 2 guys who started singing the opening lines to it.
First guy: "OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH"
Second guy: "OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH"
Then they turn to stare at me, looking in horror of embarrassment. Then I suddenly burst out "THEY SAY IN HEAVEN LOVE COMES FIRST" and they immediately grin and we all sing "WE'LL MAKE HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH, OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH" then we sing the entire song together.
Afterwards, I'm like "mates that's my second favourite song of all time"
And guy #1 asks "What's your number one then?"
"Toto - Africa"
And they're both like NO FUCKING WAY THATS MY FAVOURITE SONG TOO and we become best bros for the rest of the semester and I get invited to Thanksgiving at one of their houses and the other bro comes along with us and his mom greets us and his entire huge family is there with lil brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts etc. and we all eat deepfried turkey & pumpkin pie and I thank them for giving me the opportunity to experience a true American holiday because as a Brit, we don't have any freedom.
Then his father turns to me and goes "There are Americans all across the globe, some just haven't come home yet. I see that you have. Welcome home." and it's a beautiful moment and then we go play football in the yard and the next day we go hunting and it'll be the best time of my life.
>>6221982
I just downloaded Grindr for the first time in six months and just being on there made me queazy. I dont know how most fags do it.
>inb4 "of course you daydream of eating deepfried turkey & pumpkin pie, you fat fuck" or anything like that
Pre-emptively striking you niggas
>tfw no bf to take care of me
I have autism in the literal literal sense tbvh but im kind of cute and im loyal and loving as a dog and about as smart as one. .__.
>>6221982
Tell me how to tinder
>>6221989
>I thank them for giving me the opportunity to experience a true American holiday because as a Brit, we don't have any freedom.
One day you will experience maximum freedom friend, one day.
>>6222027
It's actually becoming increasingly difficult for me to deal with living in this shithole of a """country""" knowing there is a better life in the US. People bitch about having identity issues with their sexuality, gender etc. but that's all a load of bullshit.
I'm genuinely transatlantic. I need to transition over to being an American, and the only way I can do that is with a plane ticket. I'm forever being misidentified as a British citizen, nobody respects me by using my preferred nationality as an American.
I'm actually being semi-serious about this too.
>>6222053
I'm really patriotic about the US, and I totally know how you feel. I can't imagine living anywhere else, The freedoms that are given here is unlike any country. people will tell you all day "oh all western countries have freedom we're nothing special!" but that couldn't be further from the truth. Hell, a guy got arrested in the UK for quoting WINSTON CHURCHILL for christ's sake. And there's similar cases all over the west, but not in America. Maybe in the 60s? 70s? But that's about it. But anyways, I'll hop off my freedom boner. I just think that far after Europe has become an absolute Orwellian shitshow, America will still be standing.
>that feel you get when you convince a bicurious guy to take the D
I've been browsing my local craigslist m4m out of curiosity
What does it mean when they type in all lower case with no punctuation?
>>6222017
Swipe? Not that hard
Also.
>>6222112
American freedoms are admirable, but I've been to the states. It was like a nightmare. Whales walking left and right, completely unhinged assholes--everyone. It's almost dystopian if you've come from a nice middle class Canadian town.
>>6222136
Alaskan here, it's not like that here unless you're in Anchorage.
Plus we have amazing gun rights. Pic related, almost complete and total freedom.
>>6222112
America still stands for liberty and freedom. The actions of the government do not represent the will of the people anymore, it's just Zionist military industrial complex globalist bullshit but the American people still stand for liberty, freedom and peace. Europe is fucked. The EU is an utter disaster that never had a dream to unite the people together to create a better union for themselves, it was just for money and power.
I wouldn't say that the American Dream is dead, I'd say that capitalism is dead and capitalism is what made America great. The American government used to believe in it but it has now abandoned it for the personal pursuit of money to line the pockets of the elite and Israel without caring about the people. This isn't socialism that I'm advocating by the way, The US has gone against the spirit of capitalism by allowing corporations to lobby to pass laws to eliminate competition, which is corporate authoritarianism or w/e. You get what I mean.
I just want to live in a land of freedom where the rights of the individual are upheld and most importantly, respected. While the current government is oppressing Americans' God given rights, it's still the only place in the world with true freedom. In the UK, Canada, Germany, Australia etc. you can get sent to jail for tweeting something "racist" or speaking out against Islam. Like what the actual fuck? How can any sane European want to live in this oppressive, dying society? I'm having serious doubts that the UK is going to leave the EU, which means there is literally no chance of it ever being a safe place to live again.
>>6222136
>Whales walking left and right
yeah, that's kinda the trade-off. Did you go to a fat state? Because where I live the population of whales are pretty low (PA master race)
>completely unhinged assholes--everyone
You get used to it. I imagine you went to a city, because literally everyone is an asshole in the cities. White suburbia is very nice though :^)
>>6222154
Pennsylvania's laws are bretty good too. God bless the commonwealth.
>>6222188
Yeah, If there's one thing that will never die out in the US is conservatism and capitalist values. I agree that corporate authoritarianism is a problem, and I honestly hope we can end it somehow. But thank god for the founding fathers. They really knew their shit.
>>6222233
>and I honestly hope we can end it somehow.
I know people will scoff at this because he's part of the "oligarchy" but Trump could be a strong possibility for ending corporate authoritarianism. He's anti-globalism and they're all about globalism so they can pass shit like TTP, TTIP and DMCA to maximise profits. The breakdown of international unions is the way to defeat them and Trump's isolationist/America-first policies will be their downfall.
>you will see the real United States of America as the Founding Fathers intended it to be return in your lifetime
Words cannot express how hype I am.
>>6222288
I'm not a Trump guy at all, but I lowkey think he could actually, maybe, possibly, very well, ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵃᵍᵃᶦᶰ. I think If the Founding Fathers saw what it was today, compared to everything else, They would be like "eh, at least it's not Germany." They probably wouldn't be for the world policing or the millitary bases all around the world though.
>>6222318
Dont get the veneration of the founding fathers. If they saw america secularism, acceptance of gays, blacks, jews, muslims, sexuality, drug use-- pick anything out of a hat, really, they'd lose their shit. Because by todays standards they are absolute reactionary barbarians.
>>6222327
So BioShock Infinite was onto something?
>>6222327
Well yeah, that's true. They also probably cracked nigger jokes all the time too. But i'm saying comparatively to other countries, do you still think they would like America more than other western countries? Obviously they would have a bias since they fucking made it but still.
>>6221989
What cities do you plan to travel to in the USA?
>>6222327
>drug use
They used cocaine and opium in Europe before the colonies were even founded iirc could b wrong tho
>>6221497
well then lets see what uve got fagface
no i didnt think so...
>>6222053
>difficult for me to deal with living in this shithole of a """country""" knowing there is a better life in the US.
Not everywhere in the US is a better life but there are many great cities. Also as Americans we get a free 6 month visa to Mexico/Canada if we wish to cross the border with our passport.
Not sure why anyone would want to go to Canada, their taxes are ridiculous due to their free healthcare system. Many retirees live in Mexico beach towns for cheap and collect SS. They can like kings there for under $2000/mo.
Canada is so fucking ridiculous. I feel bad for all Canadians. Image result for canadians pay how much in taxes
>Last year, the average family in Canada earned $77,381 and paid $32,369 in total taxes, or 41.8%. Food, shelter and clothing ate up another 36.1%. For 1961, the numbers were $5,000 in income, $1,675 on taxes (33.5%) and food, shelter and clothing (56.5%).
This is why if Sanders becomes president I won't be staying in this country. There's no way he can can give away free college/healthcare without making the taxes high as hell.
If Clinton becomes president, nothing will change much with taxes.
If Trump becomes president, they will become significantly lower for everyone.
>>6222318
>tfw Germany has fucked up Europe 3 times in the last century
REEEE can we just finish off the cunts finally? We keep edging their demise then stop before finishing the job and then have to deal with them again when they rise up later on.
Friendly reminder Hitler loved Isl*m and that Merkel is continuing his legacy by making Europe Isl*mic.
>>6222327
Ehh America is fairly secular, the FF intended for state & church to be separate. As for the other stuff, Christianity and the social climate back then would of course influence their views on those groups. But it's the principle of civil liberties which I respect about them.
>>6222355
Not sure yet. Definitely Chiraq seeing as I'm flying there. Might take a trip to Southside with my friend to see how long it takes for us to get shot at. I'm aiming to get to NC to see some friends, so I'm going to visit some other states along the way to see other friends. Haven't decided on the route yet. Probably going to take at least one flight then Greyhound the rest. It's difficult for me to grasp the scale of the US because to me, a 2 hour drive seems like a hell of a long distance yet everything seems close together in the US because I'm used to living on a small island.
>>6222372
Cocaine is from South America so not used before the colonies. Opium/heroin was used as a medicine and recreational drug. I don't think marijuana was even considered a recreational drug back then but not sure.
>>6221636
we dont have to try harder
ur a namefag on 4chan
u lose by default
>>6222391
Hahhahaha ur right were losers XD
>>6222385
>greyhound
don't it's overpriced and filled with crackheads
Either get a rental car, take Amtrak, or book some $2-20 megabus seats
>>6222400
You're so fucking annoying.
>>6222385
Yeah US is a lot bigger than UK, hell my drive back to uni from home is around 2 hours and 30 minutes and that's still not really far away.
>>6222430
Also Mississippi has churches everyfuckingwhere, there's one or more on just about every street.
>>6222385
>Not sure yet. Definitely Chiraq seeing as I'm flying there. Might take a trip to Southside with my friend to see how long it takes for us to get shot at. I'm aiming to get to NC to see some friends, so I'm going to visit some other states along the way to see other friends. Haven't decided on the route yet. Probably going to take at least one flight then Greyhound the rest. It's difficult for me to grasp the scale of the US because to me, a 2 hour drive seems like a hell of a long distance yet everything seems close together in the US because I'm used to living on a small island.
The USA is expansive. You can also use MegaBus, it's cheaper than greyhound if you plan your trip ahead and has free wifi on their buses.
>>6222385
Seriously. Nothing good has ever come of Germany.
>Destroys Rome
>Starts BOTH world wars
>Is now destroying european culture as we know it
God please let them die.
But come to Philly I'll treat you real nice <3
>>6222428
They really need to ban me permanetely.
Ive evolutioned to not even want yous anymore. Its a sad existence...
>>6222440
The best part is you can get seats for literally $1 if you book far ahead enough and at early morning
>>6222430
>my drive back to uni from home is around 2 hours and 30 minutes
Nigga I can be like 1/4 of the way up the country (if the traffic aint shite) in 2hr30mins here
>>6222424
>>6222440
I need to get a travel guide or something. Only said Greyhound because I know it from movies. I thought the trains in the US are shit or is that not true?
I'll hopefully have 2-3 weeks to travel before I have to be at college. Will I be able to get from Indiana to NC and back with a few stops on the way in that timeframe?
This is literally a grindr profile pic where I live.
>>6222457
Now that's what a real bear looks like
>>6222477
kek
Also I hate seeing pic related on grindr. Are the people who post it think their being deep ? Also it kinda implies that you are going to lie or at least be dishonest with me.
>don't bottom often, maybe once a year
>decide to give it a shot again
>guy is much bigger than other times I bottomed (about 7" vs 5-5.5" max)
>have a good time
>sphincter is still sore a week later
>shitting hurts and can feel it when I sneeze
What do? I think it's not quite as bad as before.
Espresso martinis, amaretto sours and pornstar martinis best cocktails
>>6222562
But martinis are gay as fuck anon
>>6222566
Yeah but they're delicious
>>6222455
Oh yeah you definitely will unless you take really long at your stops
Rental car is the best option if you have the money imo
Amtrak sucks but so does greyhound and Amtrak is cheaper
>turn filters on on Grindr to find someone I may actually like
>find guy with anime profile pic (I don't even have one)
>say hi
>we start talking and trade actual pics
>he's fucking cute
>he says I'm cute
>tfw he's two counties away
Goddammit
>>6222455
>thought the trains in the US are shit or is that not true?
>Amtrak is the nation's only high-speed intercity passenger rail provider, operating at a top speed of 150 mph (241 kph) over current infrastructure. More than half of Amtrak trains operate at top speeds of 100 mph (160 kph) or greater.
They will get you to a place faster than a car or bus, but sometimes their tickets are more expensive than flying. :/ Also they go too fast to enjoy the scenery.
Greyhound and megabus are the cheapest option, besides roadtripping with a friend.
If you're serious about traveling...you should make an account on couchsurfing.com...there's many people all throughout the USA who will let you stay with them for FREE or a small FEE up to a week. Many of them will be your personal travel guide if they're off work, and can give you great tips about the different cities you visit.
>>6222608
He's too young to get a rental car (age requirement is 21).
>England uses twitter the most
Well that explains everything about the British and why they're such huge libcucks.
>>6222455
are you going to a college in the USA?
>>6222641
it says 2nd most right there at the top
>>6222650
Still #cucked baka desu senpai
>>6222608
I think you have to be over 25 to rent a car so I'm stuck with public transport. I was thinking of maybe rushing a motorbike license in the UK then buying a cheap bike off craigslist in the US but I'd rather not get splattered by an F150 before I see Trump enter the White House.
>>6222623
I might be able to get a ride close to NC with my mate who's driving up to Indiana to see me as soon as I arrive so yeah. couchsurfing.com sounds pretty good though. Is there a site for sharing rides to cities though?
>>6222646
maybe
>>6222659
>I think you have to be over 25 to rent a car
No, insurance just gets cheaper.
>>6222659
How old are you btw?
What apps do you guys use for dating?
I started using surge and seems good so far
>>6222659
there is some rideshare websites, never used one so I'm not sure which one is best
>>6222684
I don't date anymore.
>>6222674
19 :3
>>6222698
Damn, you look a lot older than you looked in your pic last thread. I'm 18 and a guy thought I was a sophomore in my English class the other day lol.
>>6222698
I hope you have a goodtime in the USA, would suck if you didn't. I can only imagine your bitching about everything in this country once you leave. :3
>>6222716
Yeah, I'm hoping I look solidly old enough to not get bothered for ID when buying alcohol but I've got a foolproof backup plan in case that doesn't work out :^)
>>6222730
Yeah and you lot would have to deal with it all as I rant about it.
I really doubt I could hate it even if it didn't turn out great because I love travelling. I'm already buying a bunch of stuff in preparation like MOLON LABE tshirts and I'm going to get a tan baseball cap with velcro on it for patches when I arrive so everyone will hate me for being more American than them.
>>6222684
One time gaylor showed me a site called 'seeking arragement' check it out :^)
>>6222746
do you have a trump hat yet?
you should definitely wear one
>>6222826
Well... idk about that. He may get thrown in prison for being too intolerant if he wears that back in the kingdom.
Hitler was just #roasted hard on femgen tbqh
>>6222834
>tfw shitposting so hard three generals got involved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0KbbQ8gEXU
I'm literally Tiffany Pollard's mom. God bless her.
>>6222834
"roasted" by people who don't like me because I think it's fucking retarded to take hormones unless you're a tranny
and they're the ones posting my pics in their general, so.....
and if >>6222821 is any indicator of their posters now, it makes sense really
>>6222830
>>6222826
I've worn it around town sometimes. It's not the official version though. When I come to the US, I'm buying all of the official Trump merch.
>on a cut for two years
>start cooking ramen noodles
>decide to eat cookies and milk while waiting
>8 cookies later ramen is done
>forcefeeding the ramen even though im full
>>6222862
I feel the exact same. I can't even go on there anymore. it's just mtfg now, it's absolute shit. They just need like thirty more tripfags and it will be the same. I hate how they're just "haha dude just go on HRT everything will be cool dude xD"
>>6222867
Holy shit haha that's great. Did you get any nasty looks? Or do you not live in a city or something like that.
>>6222880
Hometown is pretty damn liberal, lots of Guardian readers. I've seen people give me some dirty looks but nobody has said anything. I saw some young Muslim gentleman start to walk over to me but his mate grabbed his arm. Gave him a cheeky grin with an "alroight mate" as I passed them.
>>6222862
Hey I posted your pics there because I liked your underwear and thought you were cute. I also am not on hormones or anything either, granted I think there's nothing wrong with taking them if you want to wind up looking like that kek. But yeah, it's not the same as remaining a normal male.
>>6222895
that's hilarious
>>6222898
it's never too soon to leave femgen
but ur alright in my book, m8
>tfw you made femgen so mad they made a who is the worst tripfag thread obviously directed to me
Now that the dust has settled how is everyone?
>>6222944
I've thought of it considering it's pretty much hormones talk 24/7 now. Kinda go there out of habit I guess plus there is still good talk now and then.
>>6223210
>Now that the dust has settled
I can't read this without thinking of fucking /v/ meme threads, fuck.
>>6222895
>I saw some young Muslim gentleman start to walk over to me but his mate grabbed his arm. Gave him a cheeky grin with an "alroight mate" as I passed them.
thathappened
>>6222895
>Muslim
Lmao, the proper term is sandnigger, get it right. I thought you wanted to be an American? You sure as shit aren't acting like it.
>>6223384
cringing @ u
>>6223402
GTFO shitskin. The whole world is cringing at you.
>>6223384
>the proper term is sandnigger
>>6223415
im as white as snow bby
>>6223429
Not on the inside.
You're not white. You're an honorary shitskin.
>>6223384
>Lmao, the proper term is sandnigger
Oh is that what you call them? I heard you just said "Commander in Chief"
>>6223455
>tfw by 2116 nearly the whole wold will be mixed race
:')
>>6223463
So stopped here before, had a bit of a "oh noes i'm a homosexual" crisis and watched my 'boys beware' video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17u01_sWjRE
So now that i'm one of you and know what i'm turning into, what do we talk about here?
>>6223565
you just look for posts that have a name other anonymous and then bully them
how do I beat the desire to be cummed inside and prevent losing my virginity to a man
I think your all filthy degenerates and want nothing to do with you
>guy came over today
>cuddled and hung out
>good times all 'round
>goes to get bag from his car, comes back with the exact same bag my ex always had
Small fucking world if you ask me.
I'm also amazed there hasn't been a new thread.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/the-mountain-from-game-of-thrones-has-adopted-a-really-tiny-puppy-180516
Confirmed niq's secret bf
>>6223576
I think I can do this.
Thank you horror :)
was determined to come out to straight friend next week and then he went and made a joke about how faggots have aids
>>6223639
Sucks to suck you fucking fag
>>6223736
>tfw you are the homophobe of the group
>>6222522
I dunno, sounds pretty fucked to me man, I've only ever had that one time and it was fucked up, I couldn't do shitnrhe next day because my ass was fucked.
If its a been a week I'd go get it checked out man honestly, mine went after a day and that was a really intense session, literally longest and hardest I'd ever gone at it.
You still shitting fine?
>>6223893
i'm sure there's a lot of money to be mad doing just that.
>>6223893
We all did at the start.
>>6223906
At the start?! Baby I still do
>>6223906
But I have a small dick and want to be emasculated
>>6222014
I would take care of you but one night I might leave and never return. :)
>get in the mood to just fuck things...with protection of course.
>goto gay sex club in my area.
>well maintained, clean, etc.
>able to rent a small room so I do.
>walk around, just one of less then 10 guys my age there everyone else is older.
it was meh...far too many people older then me there, people are either polite or just want you to them hard on the spot.
where can I find cute young men into group play?
Also, have you guys found any sites for group fapping sessions?
>>6222116
No bicurious guy would take the D cuz they're scared, they will take a BJ and give you a handjob though.
>>6221330
crying.
tfw nearly 21
tfw old af and all the pederasts will lust ove someone else now
tfw should just kill myself
>>6223965
It is time to ascend to Valhalla
>>6223985
fuck off you stubby little english inbred
>>6223993
Oh yeah, talk dirty to me.
Here is my theme song
https://youtu.be/uMK0prafzw0
this thread is shit
>>6224105
usually are
>>6224105
Since 2014. What's your point?
>>6224123
usually don't
I think i'm gay and im scared.
>>6224123
>where the qt twinks at
Heya :3
>>6224184
post pics qt
>>6224183
Scared of what?
Not like there are fags hiding under your bed, waiting for the lights to turn off to ravage your bp
>>6224192
You first baby
>>6224197
>Not like there are fags hiding under your bed, waiting for the lights to turn off to ravage your bp
I wish
>>6224215
no let me see bp qt
>>6224294
Makes me want to open a gay haunted bathhouse, desu.
>>6224197
Cause that if people knew and it got back around to my dad, he'd just kill me.
he hates gays so much.
>>6224368
And what makes you think you're gay?
>>6224368
Maybe just keep it to yourself until you're financially independent, otherwise he sound like he'll fuck your shit up.
Use the drive to get yourself a decent job and a place of your own, then you can be a cockacidal maniac.
>>6224385
Are you like on gaygen all the time ?
Do gay guys fantasize about foreign men? What nationality would you rather make up with?
>>6224496
Italians
Some of them are super cute and swarthy
>>6224496
I want a tall, handsome пopник to toss me onto his bed and gently penetrate me while telling me how hot I make him.
>>6224496
russians and asians
t. britbong
>>6224496
I'd like to fuck a swedish femboy
I'm swedish but live abroad.
>>6224457
My work is reactionary so I have a lot of downtime.
What's it to you
How many of you have repressed childhood memories?
I was smoking a lot of pot and the next thing I know I find myself crying on my bed feeling like I was being raped.
>>6222641
> Odnoklassniki
> Germany
> Israel
Lolwhy?
>>6222641
so does saudi arabia, so obviously that must be a bastion of liberal ideas as well, right?
>>6224443
>cockicidal maniacs
That's hilarious, isn't it used in hot fuzz?
>>6224829
Close, it was in Shaun of the dead, right at the beggining.
>>6224831
No no , when he described the old lady in the bar in ... hot fuzz? Talking about everyone's story. Shit I think you're right
I'm insecure about my 7 inch dick
>>6224858
why? bad girth?
>>6224864
No it's pretty thick, it's just that everyone else is so small compared to mine and I intimidate every guy that I bottom for
>>6224867
learn to do some penis puppetry to cheer up the mood. laughter always kills anxiety.
>>6224872
I think I just need to find a SPH fetishist and make him into diamonds
>>6224558
>My work is reactionary so I have a lot of downtime.
What is your work ?
>>6224844
I believe it's time to watch Hot Fuzz again.
>>6224943
The whole cornetto trilogy to be rewatched
>>6224942
claims and pricing for housing.
>>6224958
How is that reactionary ?
Or do you mean reactionary in a pol way ?
Who else /acne scars all over their fucking forehead/ ?
>mfw I realize that I am going to never be qt and I will die alone
>>6224965
Reactionary as in "not proactive"
If no one sends me any claims, I don't have anything to do.
>>6224980
>If no one sends me any claims, I don't have anything to do.
So you get to post all day on gaygen then ? I would find that having so much downtime in a job would start to annoy me after a while. Also would be super awkward about going on 4chan on a work computer.
>>6224986
No, I'm on mobile.
And it's an easy job that pays good and offers an outlet for being passive aggressive.
