> Be Me
> 16 years old
> Edgy girl
> Live in a pretty small town
> Discover that you're Bi
> Happy, come out to parents
> Parents are proud, dad asks to look at hot chicks with him
> Decline and give him a weird look
> Dad works at some junk yard where they handle old government vehicles like cop cars, fire trucks and more. This is important.
> Get offer from friend to move into her apartment and live there
> Friend is 19, she's like an older sister
> Accept and move in
> Parents think it's good I move, says I'll learn more about life.
> Bring my cat
> Live happily in apartment with friend
> Three months pass
> Get girlfriend, pretty hot chick.
> Friend invites over her boyfriend for the first time after being together for some months
> The boyfriend is the kind of tough guy, acts kinda like a jock yet he isn't one
> Bit of a redneck to be honest
> Let's call him Tom
> I'm in the living room couch with my girlfriend, watching Simpsons
> Cat is on the kitchen counter licking her leg
> Hear friend say "So, I live here with my friend... Anon, say Hi to Tom!"
> Turn head to look into the hallway and mutters "Hello!"
> Girlfriend does the same.
> Tom walks in and looks at cat on the counter
> "Oh great, you have a piece of shit with a tail."
> Get mildly upset that he insults your cat, but you stay quiet.
> Friend and Tom walks into Friends room, probably to get their dirt on
> Girlfriend gets my attention.
> "What an asshole." She says
> Agree.
> An hour later, we're now watching CSI.
> Both are pretty bored.
> Girlfriend starts with snuggling up to me and kisses my cheek
> Five minutes later we're making out on the couch
TBC
> Tom walks out from the room and spots us
> His eyes widen and he shouts "What the fuck, WHAT IS THIS GET OUT HERE"
> Me and Girlfriend stops and looks up at Tom who's only in his boxers and flannel shirt
> Friend walks out and spots us, gains a shit eating grin and whistles before shouting "Good Work Anon!"
> Tom looks at friend with a mortified expression
> "They're Queers! You live with a queer! Fucking crazy lesbos!"
> Friend gets an angry expression and looks at him
> "Well Tom, if you can't deal with that you might as well get out and we'll end this relationship."
> Me and Girlfriend sits in the couch, no longer embarrassed
> Tom huffs and says
> "Bitch I ain't gonna be thrown out because of some fucking lesbos, they're the ones that should get thrown out the fucking sinners they are!"
> "Tom, you need to leave now."
> "Bitch, make me."
> Tom proceeds to run into Friends room and lock himself in
> thegameison.jpg
> Hear him shout shit from behind the door
> Friend looks at me and says
> "Call your friends at the Gay center, this bitch needs to be smoked out
> Does what she says, manage to round up maybe 16 other gays, both female and male
> An hour passes and then I hear what sounds like a megaphone and sirens outside
> "SOMEONE ORDER THE GOD DAMN GAY FORCE!?"
> It's my fucking mother, my friend called my parents
> They're the Gay commanders of their army in this fight
> Hear Tom shout from the inside of the room "What the shit!?"
> Me, Girlfriend and Friend looks out the window
>There are two pickup trucks and a god damn fire engine outside with people in and on the vehicles
> Everyone spray painted in rainbow colours
> Fire engine looks stripped, only has ladders left and the paint on it is flaky
> My friends room's window faces the street, so Tom can see what is happening
> We hear him freak the fuck out in there
> The Gay Force™ lines up outside the house and cheers while my dad helps three others with carrying ladders off the old fire engine
> Bitches start climbing the ladder up to the window
> Tom is terrified and calls the police
> He forgets we live in a small town, when the cops come they recognise my father, laughs and stands back
> They understand the situation.
> The Gay Force™ Finally enters the room and we hear Tom screaming for help as they bind him in ropes and carry him out the window
And that's the story of how my parents and 14 homosexuals bound a 20 year old guy on top of a fire engine before spray painting him in pride colours and then driving him home to his parents.
7/9 Kek'd hard even though not real.
>>6186097
I will now make the Gayforce come true
Heil Faggots
You forgot the part where you got a standing ovation and a visibly Shaken Tom joined PFLAG the next day, dumbass.
>No savage rape scene
9/10 almost perfect
I was entertained until it turned into a Judy Blume book.
Good job for the most part.
I was hoping for the part where your roomate turned lesbo because of it and was your true love all along, but otherwise decent read.
8/10
yeah this definitely happene xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And then the whole restaurant clapped.
LOL! Le upboated good sir!
Nice tumblr story.
Great story OP. Hope the cat is ok.
