>"When you get married.."
>marry
>you'll never get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you keep acting like that anon
>when you have kids
>>6138604
>You need to start taking better care of your appearance if you want a girlfriend.
>>6138604
>But Mom, I don't need gardasil because I don't plan on having sex with women
>Sure you won't
t. tranny
at least they care about you?
>You know, anon. If you don't get a girlfriend soon, people might start thinking, you're gay.
>>6140468
Your positivity is not welcome here.
>you should try getting a girlfriend
>>6141635
Somehow my mother got convinced that the reason I've never had a gf was because I was raped by one of my high school teachers (a woman), and she won't believe otherwise
Wtf do i do
>>6138604
>Check out that girl over there
>>6142007
Sue your school for Jew shekels.
>I bet girls are crazy about you
>focus on your studies, you don't need to mess with girls just yet.
>she's cute isn't she?
>I think she was flirting with you, you should go talk to her
>You'll know how good being a real woman feels once you've had cock.
I'm FtM and would rather fucking die than let anyone put anything in my vagoo.
>>6138604
>Do you like that girl? I could help you get with her
He then proceeded for a while to try to get her to go out with me even though we were 5th graders and I told him I didn't like her.
>>6142073
What if I put it in your butt, Ayden?
>>6142202
Only if you buy me dinner first
>>6140464
>"Gardasil is also effective in males, providing protection against genital warts, anal cancer, and some potentially precancerous lesions caused by some HPV types.[5][17][29][30] Men who have sex with men (MSM) are particularly at risk for conditions associated with HPV types 6, 11, 16, and 18; diseases and cancers that have a higher incidence among MSM include anal intraepithelial neoplasias, anal cancers, and genital warts."
>males
>Men who have Sex with Men
tfw reality hits you hard, Bro.
