>Be me
>See middle aged Mexican woman who cleans my office has put red streaks in her
>Actually make some sort of squeal and tell her how pretty it looks when I first see it
>This was an actual fucking reaction I had
I so was embarrassed. Why would I do that?
Closet case btw
Bump you homos.
>>6130155
>thinking you can hide being /lgbt/
Bumps
>>6130155
>Swish through the gym without realizing it.
I always have to remember to tamp that down.
I realized that my brother was most likely gay because he always stayed with my mother while all other brothers went with my father
>be me
>sudden cocklust all this month
>tempted to grab my friend and just start blowing him
>go back to being forever alone
>tfw I just want that cute twink cock
>I am a huge faggot
>>6130155
>be me
>working at the front counter
>epitome of grunge cutie walks in
>she has these full kissable lips and I imagine kissing her
>help her with way more enthusiasm than anyone else that day even though I was dead tired
>she laughs at my awkward jokes
>as she leaves, she does cute little bow and says "au revoir"
>that was so fucking cute my heart jumped
>scream internally the rest of the day
>>6131322
>actually managed this long
How!? Tell me your secret!
>>6130155
Nothing feels gayer than that moment when you just interacted with someone elses penis for the first time and know for sure that it arouses you and that you are turbogay.
>>6130155
The moment I realized I had an older man's tongue in my mouth
>>6132282
the first time i had sex what weirded me out the most was how normal it felt
>>6130155
when i was a kid my favorite drink was virgin strawberry daiquiris. i would get so excited whenever i found them on a menu at a restaurant
i literally didn't realize how gay that was until today tho
>>6132688
I LOVE virgin strawberry daiquiris!
I'm not gay, though.
>>6132576
>The moment I realized I had an older man's tongue in my mouth
That is disgusting and gross, and exactly when I realized I was gay as fuck, too.
>always masturbate to gay fantasies
>always feel ashamed after orgasm
>never done anything in real life with a guy
>curious but not even sure
>decide to try it
>arrange hook up with guy
>know I'll have that guilty ashamed feeling after
>get in bed with guy
>kissing, sucking each other's cocks
>each of us get off. enjoy i a lot
>lay in bed next to guy thinking
>"fuck yeah, I'm gay"
