So... has it ever happened to you, dear /legbutts/, that your friends/relatives already knew everything you were trying to hide but went with it and didn't tell you?
As for me, it happened with two friends (separately) and it was just fucking annoying.
Yes
I know that they know and some of them know that I know that they know, so I don't feel like I have to tell them that I know and just let things slide.
>>6115652
i was on hrt for 6 months before i told my best friend about it
he just said
>i already know you want to be a girl, i just wanted you to tell me yourself
>some of our mutual friends has noticed too and asked me about you if i knew what was happening and just said that i didnt know
this thing about being "polite" about it or whatever, i dont really like that. i would prefer them to just ask me about shit
>>6115903
>this thing about being "polite" about it or whatever, i dont really like that. i would prefer them to just ask me about shit
>meanwhile your friend:
>this thing about being "secretive" about it or whatever, i don't really like that. i would prefer her to just tell me about shit, i'm supposed to be the best friend.
you sound petulant as fuck.
My family have known for so long but are deep in denial about it and keep asking me when I'm going to find myself a husband and settle down. I wish I'd get accepting smugfaces instead
>>6115652
Nope.
Just 1 or 2 who suspected something, but nothing significant.
And only because I didn't talk about girls.
Once got asked by my dad why I didn't want to wear women's clothes and seemed so reluctant about everything.
He then said, "Do you feel like/want to be a man? It's alright, the human brain is really complex so it's nothing to be ashamed of." I never answered him, just turned around and shut myself back in my room.
Joke's on him, he still doesn't know I'm a disgusting tranny.
>did some stupid shit with friends while drunk
>ended up at the police station with a dead phone battery
>after I got home and everything settled I go in my room
>computer in sleep
>hm. weird.
>launch browser, it shows it wasn't closed properly
>my parents went through my fucking computer shit fuck
>one week goes by
>"You talk so little with us and you are so secretive. Like, why, do you have a boyfriend or something?"
>not a word about any of this ever since
Kill me.
>>6116526
>he still doesn't know
Oh, of course. :^)
Kiiiind of.
>Lived in the woods before I went out on my own.
>Had to split wood by hand (hydraulic splitters are expensive) three-to-four months out of the year for heat.
>Spent a lot of time splitting wood with dad in the freezing goddamn cold, swapping stories and jokes until we both got too tired to talk to one another.
>Few years after college, hadn't had a girlfriend since second year.
>One of us told some dumb joke
>After a few back and forths, I say (in my most convincing redneck) "Well, at least I ain't one of them queers."
>I was hoping to get at least a chuckle of acknowledgement.
>Silence
>"Bubba-Joe-Jim-Bob-Anon, you know it's okay with me if you're gay."
>ohshitohshitohshit
>"Aheheheh, of course not, dad."
>Quickly change the subject
>Come out to him a year later.
In retrospect, I overplayed my hand. But I wasn't ready to admit it to myself at the time. I think I might've needed to hear him say that.
>>6115652
Surprisingly, no one seemed to act like they knew, despite me being one of the faggiest people on this board.
Not so much, "we already knew" as, "oh, that makes sense".
Like, "oh, of course, how did I miss it", or "not very surprising in retrospect," or "this explains why you turned into a neurotic mess early in high school and never recovered".
>>6115652
No. And I would be mad as fuck if they knew all along and accepted it but didn't say anything so I could figure it out on my own. I would have lost all those years being a repressed tranny for no fucking reason. Though I think it was something that was at least at the back of my mother's mind. There were some kids in middle school and early high school who thought I was gay, but they made it known they thought so. Maybe later in high school there might have been some people that figured out I was trans.
Though my father said two contradictory things: 1. I never seemed feminine to him 2. He chose to hear what I had to say (my coming out) a day after I told him I wanted to speak to him and my mother because he suspected it was something like that and he just wasn't ready to hear something like that that day.
>>6116526
Aren't you FtM? Isn't that what he was asking about?
>>6120717
What would they have found?
>>6115652
Mom asked me if I liked boys in 5th grade. I was terrified at the moment and denied it, but had I come out life probably would have been a lot better. Such is the way of things.
>>6120906
Oh, this totally happened to me. None of my three sisters were even remotely surprised, nor anyone that knew me more than even passingly.
>>6121007
>What would they have found?
Let's just say 4chan's /lgbt/ would be the least of my worries. (Lead: what is the E number of sodium glutamate?)
>>6115652
You know there are some times where you wish it went like that.
>be me
>every year from 12-16
>mom asks me several times if I am gay
>tell her no every time
>"it's okay if you're gay anon there's nothing wrong with it"
>have to tell her I'm not gay multiple times every time
>at 16 get really pissed when she's doing it
>she stops asking
Fastforward to when I'm 21
>start hanging out with this effeminate boy a couple years younger than me, as friends
additional info: i was effeminate myself, which is likely what was setting off my moms gaydar so hard
>start hanging out with this boy more and more regularly
>same days every week we hang out
>eventually he starts sleeping over and we'll hang out for a couple days at a time
>have him just sleep in my bed with me, nohomo lol
>my mom starts saying "hey so we have that guest bedroom for when your friend spends the night, just so you know"
>"ok mom lol"
>have him keep staying in my room anyway
>one day we're watching original twilight zone
>he shifts his legs a little and his feet wind up touching my leg a little bit
>suddenly feel butterflies in my stomach like crazy
>decide fuck it, shift my leg a bit so that we're touching even more
>we sit like that for a minute
>come to the full realization that I actually am a huge faggot and I want nothing more than to cuddle the shit out of this boy
>shift my hand closer to him slowly
>eventually its resting on his leg
>we look at each other
>silently seem to acknowledge what is going on, staring right into each others eyes both looking dazzled
>he puts his hand on top of mine
>holyshitisthisreallyhappening?
>full on grip each others hands
>he says softly and tenderly "hey i like you"
>"so do i"
>move in closer, start really cuddling, face to face
>cheeks touch
>we slowly roll our heads and it becomes a kiss
>sitting there making out for ages, starts evolving into heavy petting
(continued)
>>6121707
(cont.)
>notice he has a boner, I did too of course
>reach down and touch it through his pants
>he lets out a small gasp, undoes his pants and pulls his dick out
>i grab it, he does same to my pants
>we're holding each other's dicks
>first time I've ever touched another dick
>i sit with my face by his dick, start coming closer to it
>start pressing it to my lips, start sucking it
>first time i've ever sucked dick
>or done any gay shit at all for that matter
>my mom knocks on the door cockblocking it mid-way through the blowjob
>asks to speak with me, pretty sure she heard his belt jingle as we got up
>just wanted to tell me something pretty pointless, so I go back in my room
>we're like "sheknows.jpg"
>take him to work for the night
>we meet up at his place in the morning
>finish what we started
>cuddling in bed afterwards
>"so are we boyfriends now?"
>"oh god yes please"
>go to work later
>get back home, my mom asks me what the deal is with that boy who I always have over and who stays in my room and sleeps in it even though she offered to let him use the spare room
>tell her the truth, that we're boyfriends and such now
>"WHAT?!! I didn't know you were gay! Why didn't you tell me??"
>acts all shocked and surprised
>wtf mom you were the one thinking I was gay forever
>she does not recall any of this
>wow she must have blocked it out
>have to deal with her being a really big cunt about gay shit, asking me rude questions, making fun of me for being a faggot for a while
>didn't see any of this coming, thought she'd be more accepting because she used to ask and did tell me she'd be okay with it
>my sister defends me whenever my mom is being a dick about it
>eventually she shames my mom into becoming tolerant towards it over the course of months and months
Now she's accepting of it and is nice to me again, but she doesn't treat me the same as before and definitely views me differently. I thought I'd get one of the good "they already knew" stories but nope ;.;
>>6121714
qt story, mom a bitch tho
>"I kinda always knew you were bi because I could tell you weren't straight but gay didn't seem right."
BITCH YOU LITERALLY HAD A LUCKY GUESS AFTER I SAID I WASN'T GAY WHEN YOU HAD KNOWN ME FOR A YEAR ALREADY!
>>6121714
thats so fuckin bizarre. ive heard of bad memory but this is just.... are you sure she wasnt swapped out by the government?
Why an entire thread devoted to what straight people thought about saying once upon a time?
>>6121757
Why have an entire thread devoted to anything? It's relevant to the board so why not?
>>6121762
What straight people didn't even say is relevant to the everything-not-straight board?
>>6121757
Because when we're closeted, a lot of us think we do an excellent job of hiding it. Then some come out and they're told the closet door has been open the whole time. It fucks with you.
You think by not mentioning your interest in the same sex or desire to be the opposite sex, that's enough to keep suspicion off of you. But you show it in other ways. Sometimes it's by just never showing heterosexual interest.
My mom asked once, denied because I'm still just bi-curious and didn't want to jump the gun.
It was because I'm 24 and shes never seen me with a girl, as if a NEET should have girls crawling all over him.
>>6121780
I walked into the hospital once as a NEET to help my father get his medical records, and there were tons of MILFs checking me out as we walked through.
>>6121752
Yeah, maybe you're right. She had no recollection of that, and no recollection of any of the gay indicators such as me never being into girls, finding some pretty gay porn in my history (basically drawn shit with lots of dicks) etc.
She recalls none of it. I was her only son so I feel like she probably shoved all those memories under the rug in hopes that I was normal and straight, and that I'd give her grandkids and such, which is probably why she had such a negative reaction.
Now I'm a hormone popping femboy lole. She doesn't know about the hormones and I have no intention of telling her. This shit is just too fucking out there and weird to tell anyone about, I know she'd react really poorly too. She's noticed how much my looks have changed but I don't think she's put two and two together. I want to remain as a boy but I'm this weird cute androgynous thing, which I like. I don't want to be a girl though.
>>6121743
Yeah it made me d'aww typing it up, I also feel really strongly about it because it was my first love and such, and it just happened, fell right into my lap, we never even had discussed our sexuality before. I hadn't even come to full realization that I was a fag yet.
It could have been worse in regards to my mom, at least she never would have kicked me out or anything like that. She just really, really didn't like it. Still loved me and loves me now though, I just feel like I'm an eternal disappointment.
>>6121772
First of all, you're not nor have you ever been in the closet, because you're not gay. The only closet you've ever been in is over your pedophilia. Secondly, what straight might almost thought about saying once upon a time in a galaxy far far away is not relevant to LGBT people. Who cares about straight people?
Nothing you said changes the fact that all you have done is spend 20 some posts with your friends trying to convince people that straight people have brains.
>>6121872
Not them but I think it's pretty retarded to say shit like this
>convince people that straight people have brains.
You act like we're superior to them or something when it is very clearly the opposite.They are normal and we have something wrong with us.
I'm totally behind you on your opinions on pedoshit though, they should stop trying to attach themselves to LGBT, especially seeing as it pretty much proves the "slippery slope" argument against gay rights and all that.
>>6121082
>sodium glutamate
Oh dear.
You're not alone.
>>6121905
I am superior to them.
I'm not reading the rest of your shitpost since you start it out implying that straight people are superior to me.
>>6121905
Ignore that shitposter, anon. Talking with him will only make you mad.
>>6121925
That's true, but infections like you shouldn't be getting mad. When you're evil, you should kill yourself, not get outraged.
>>6121944
Let's suppose you're right. Let's suppose you're making me mad right now. There's been literally tens of thousands of people who've claimed they were epic for making me mad, online and in the real world.
On the other hand, by myself I've made tens of thousands of people mad, at least. I assure you. You should be killing yourself because you're dogshit, but at least you're mad and losing sleep because mad babies can't sleep without their warm milk.
>>6121910
It's the best though.
>tfw boyfriend has the same interests as you
>>6121970
>tens of thousands
Not sure if bait or actually retarded
>>6121994
No, it's true. Sorry buddy, but you aren't the first person I've upset, nor are you the first to try and upset me. You're not original in any way, actually.
>>6121970
>all that shit
Yep, confirmed mad lmao. I did it again guys :DDD
protipp: if you responded, you mad.
>>6122005
I don't fall for that meme though. I find it fun to make fun of Christian pedophiles, so I will do it, even if they laugh and smirk and roll their eyes and play with their popped collars or whatever their secret signals for dank are.
>>6122017
And if you read my post you'd have seen I hate pedos too. I just think it's ridiculous and completely baseless to say that we're superior to straight people, when life experience tells me that is far from the case.
>>6122004
Wait by me saying not sure if bait or retarded I was trying to upset you? And in doing so you upset me? You need to find a new hobby friend because trolling isn't working out for you, you aren't subtle enough. If you had said dozens it would have worked better. I hope you feel better, have a picture of my doggo hopefully he'll brighten your day!
>>6122161
That is a pretty cute pup. Would give ear scratchies
>>6121905
Not agreeing with what >>6121872 said, but
>>You act like we're superior to them or something when it is very clearly the opposite.
>>They are normal and we have something wrong with us.
It sounds like you're either trolling or you've got a nasty inferiority complex going on there pal.
We are no superior to them in the same way they are no superior to us. Get over it
>>6122198
Wrong. All straight people are dogshit. I am infinitely superior to any flavor of shit, dog or otherwise.
>>6122214
sure pal, don't you have any other way to spend your spare time than shitposting on /LGBT/?
none of us find this funny
>>6122223
I'm saying it BECAUSE you don't like it you worthless straight dogshit.
I feel like my whole family knows
My sister will always be like hinting I feel and like "oh, anon did you hear about Caitlyn Jenner"
But f that, I'm staying in the closet until the mones drag me out
>>6122853
>I'm staying in the closet until the mones drag me out
I wish more trannies were like this.
>>6127728
Pretty much my plan. Starting to get pretty comical with how obvious it is and my brother hasn't asked still (has hinted a little though I think)
>>6127737
Lol I think you can last forever, I'm a femboy whose been on hormones for like two years, and my family has noticed the changes and such but hasn't put two and two together. My sister kept asking me what products I'm using on my skin, when I'm using nothing, lol. They've even noticed my boobs, which was pretty awkward. I told them it was a hormonal imbalance and that I was low test, which got them off my back.
>>6127847
I'm not really even trying to hide it anymore. I dress at home with my brother (we're roommates) the same as I do everywhere else. I do tone it back a little around my parents because I don't want to deal with my dad's bullshit
>>6127856
I haven't even spoken with my dad in 10 years so I guess its a plus side that I never have to deal with him finding out I became a huuge faggot. He's even tried coming back in contact but I won't have it.
>>6127728
I'm honestly just scared of the conversation and like...the awkwardness
>>6115652
Every. Single. Time.
Every single time I go out with my friends, at some point the conversation gets in the topic of LGBT rights, in particular, gay rights. They always seem to make it a point to let me know that they are entirely supportive of the LGBT community.
And I appreciate it. I really do.
We have another gay guy in the group that came out maybe a year ago and all of my friends have been nothing but accepting.
I love my friends, I really do. They're so considerate. I know that they know and I appreciate that they are allowing me to come out on my own terms when I'm comfortable enough.
>>6115652
How is that annoying? By them not saying anything it's being considerate to you, and letting you come out on your own terms. They don't want to out you and make things awkward. When I came out to some of my friends that I liked penis they were like "No way, we knew it! It was hard to be sure but we had a feeling." And I was kind of surprised they thought that and we had a laugh about it. Don't be so bitter.
>>6121082
This took me a few to figure out.
Die.
>>6128128
>Die.
Glad I could waste your time
>>6121714
This is the cutest fucking shit.
I am very jealous. There's no qt nerds in Dublin for me to appreciate.
>>6128128
So what is the answer? I'm not sure if E number refers to electrons or something.
>>6128399
It's E621. -food ingredient numbers are the E numbers
>>6128558
>E621
Oh, I see now it was right at the end of the introduction on the Wikipedia article. And then I got it.
>>6116526
I had a similar thing happen, except it was my mom asking me if I felt like I wanted to be a girl.
>I repressed hard and denied it
>tfw I could've started transitioning at 12 years old and passed as 100% cis-tier if I wasn't such an idiot
>>6127888
I'm sorry to hear that. I have my own reasons for not wanting to deal with my dad. But yeah, always sucks when people are so petty about something like this
>>6128935
you fool
>>6128935
I wish my parents were like that. My dad was an ignorant asswipe when I was that age. Still is.
>>6130326
I fell for the "male puberty will fix my feminine brain" meme.
>>6130339
Me too, anon. Me too.
