Enema gear thread
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Snake, your mission is to infiltrate the enemy base, rescue the DARPA chief and ArmsTech president, and destroy the final weapon Enema Gear
>>6111319
How will he find it, if its up someones ASS?
>>6111333
Hmm.. if it's hidden inside somebody's behind.. you should probably be able to tell, right?
Snake, try observing the guards and see who's walking differently. That should tell you where the Enema Gear is!
>>6111350
Theres too much of it
>>6111423
It appears Enema Gear is not a single weapon but is actually a system of multiple components, each custom designed to fit into different anal diameters. From our sensors, these components are constructed from a polymer composite.
The FAMAS and other small arms that you have equipped are not powerful enough to destroy these Enema Gears. Go back to the Armory and look for stronger weapons, such as C-4 or a Stinger missile launcher.
>>6111423
Jesus christ those two top ones are fucking huge. What's the point of an enema when that thing takes up your entire intestine?
>>6111516
The tiles are 1" squares
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What are you even doing if you don't have one of these
Enemas are groddy
>>6111928
>What are you even doing if you don't have one of these
walking around like a normal person who doesn't have a prolapsed butthole
>>6111928
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NOPE
>>6112143
Nothing feels QUITE like getting rectally impaled by one of these.
1. Voting for Donald Trump? Nope.
2. Voting for Bernie Sanders? Never in a million years.
>>6111527
Silicone is strong enough to defeat the most powerful acids, bases and heat.
R U Even Trying?
>>6111527
BROTHER
>>6111319
>>6111350
>>6111477
Fuck me, I'm laughing way too hard at these. Good job.
>>6111319
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>>6111477
I love you anon
