Cis Lesbian General: Sexy photography edition
Do you like photography? What's your gear? What do you take pics of?
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>>6089668
>not vocaroo
You disappoint me, anon.
>>6096387
I did find it, actually: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4499967/2/Compromised
IIRC there's some mild heterosexuality in there somewhere, so if that triggers you be forewarned.
>>6096410
I'll make the thread next time. Some interloper beat me to it.
>>6096424
Don't tell people when you're about to make the next thread anymore, or else this weird interloper troll will just cuck you again.
Next thread will be vocaroo thread or boycott.
>>6096410
Thanks!
>>6096410
Welp. that just turned me on. going to to watch the show now.
>>6096480
Bow before the glory of my waifu.
>>6096462
Well that's a plan. I will just have to guess what people want from how the thread is going by the end.
>>6096511
Sure, or we can decide the theme of the thread well before the bump limit and any thread that isn't that theme gets boycotted.
I normally wouldn't hate on sexy pic thread, but I wanted to hear some voices. :(
>>6096519
I mean, we could just declare it a vocaroo thread and post vocaroos.
>>6096528
But...but...that would be unofficial....so it's not right....
Nah, post vocaroos if you want but just be sure to save some funny come-ons for the official thread. I want to see some flirting between anons, and if I don't get it, I'm going to be so mad at you all.
>>6096499
what network is it on?
>>6096542
>>6096546
If the official thread is tomorrow I might miss it desu. I got work and shit.
>>6096548
CBS.
Fug. My body is so fucked. I've put so much effort into it. So many hours. Yet they tiny fractions if time it was fucked up ruined it. Rolling my right ankle at 15 and walking on it for a week because the nurse said it was okay. Having my left knee end up on the wrong side of my leg at 17 because of a pickup truck colliding with it. Breaking the ever loving shit out of my left collarbone at 22 while trying to get back into bicycling. My genetic disorder that gives me super stretchy ligaments has fucked me. On top of having an increased risk of anxiety disorders, it also has not allowed me to properly heal, since my body adjusts to injuries instead of fugging fixing them. I try so hard to fix this shit, but I'm in constant muscular pain.
Fuck. No wonder I've turned to weed and alcohol to escape this shit over my life. I'm ok now and still lift heavy and bicycle, but even going for a walk brings pain to all those areas while trying to maintain correct posture.
Hope I can convince a woman to accept my fucky body by showcasing my flexibility. "Look! You can bend me like a pretzel and I can't even feel it!" Maybe it'll work.
What are your physical issues lesgen? Share yourself with me. Help me not feel so sorry about my shit genetics and horrible luck.
>>6096552
You work 24 hours?
FUCK MY APARTMENT HAS BEDBUGS. JUST FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
THERE IS NO WINNING
>>6096554
you should seriously go to canada and get free health care.
Damn son, I feel for you.
>>6096556
Nine. Depends how long the vocarooening goes.
>>6096554
I just had a really intense cardio session and now my chest hurts. Hopefully I am not actually dying.
>>6096564
I am sorry for your lots.
>>6096570
It's ok anon, I also have exercise induced asthma! I have to take ephedra (the real shit) to go for a bike ride or lift heavy! It's just great. Maybe a gentle heart attack will take me out in my 40s.
Maybe it's good that I'm gay, not just because vag is great, but because I shouldn't be in the gene pool. No deserves to deal with all this.
Just fuck. I try so hard to be happy, make jokes constantly, work so hard on other people, but I can't fucking fix this shit.
Just. Fuck. Squashed another young bedbug. Just. Shit. I'm sorry for dumping all this bad shit. I really am. I'm just at a loss. I don't know how to fix anything in this situation any more.
>>6096564
Relax anon. Don't give up. Tomorrow, get up, get some bed bug spray and clean up your apartment.
You can do it anon.
you should watch Walking Dead, now that is some depressing shit but the characters still get back up and try to survive. You'd feel better knowing your life is never gonna get that terrible in WD
>>6096342
>Do you like photography?
Yeah. I'm not skilled or educated with a camera, but I enjoy that it lets me stop and stare at things without looking quite as crazy. Sometimes I even manage to preserve pretty sights for later!
>What's your gear?
Mirrorless. Olympus OM-D E-M5 with the 12-50mm kit lens. I tried a couple different "walkaround" prime lenses (because they're so nice and small) but I guess I don't have the eye for it or something, they never really worked for me.
>What do you take pics of?
Colour combinations (pic related, I liked the deep blue and yellow-white), patterns of light, pleasing angles, landscapes. Sometimes things I want to remember the details of, like a faucet or a cobblestone pattern or something. Very unsexy photography, I'm sorry.
>>6096595
Yes. I'll do that. I'll put diatomaceous earth everywhere. I'll vacuum everything again and steam clean it. Then I'll work on my chemistry reports and physics homework. It'll all work out. It will. I'll get rid of these blood sucking pests. Go on a nice long bike ride after I get all the teachers assistant shit out of the way. I'll make it work. I will.
Thank you so much. It just gets so overwhelming at times. I don't know how other people deal with life sometimes.
Thank you thank you thank you all lesgen. It'll all be ok it will be. It just will.
>>6096554
Physically I'm as close to perfect as I can hope for. I've got a lovely athletic/swimmer's build going on but can go swole if I wanted, no CV issues, metabolism like a bonfire, sleep like the dead for solid 7 to 8 hours, and mild periods.
If my parents and grandparents are any indication, I can expect to be /fit/ for a damn long time.
I've got some weird brain things going on, though. I tried going to therapy and seeing a psychiatrist for stuff, but none of them can agree on a diagnosis. One doctor says depression, another says bipolar, another says tism, another ADHD, another still PTSD, borderline...
I get tolerances for drugs very, very quickly as well. I don't even get buzzed from rum and jaeger shots - just headaches. What meds I did take stopped being effective about two months after their start, same with dose increases. I can't get high.
>>6096619
that's the attitude!
You know, there's a couple les anons who just give up and let depression take over them, but you actively try to make your life better. I'm impressed. Keep going man, you're gonna make it.
>>6096614
Oh hey, that's beautiful. I love taking photos as well, but I only have my phone. Took a bit to find a nice photo that was within file limits to share, but here's a good one of mendocino.
If I could ever afford it, I'd move to mendocino in a heart beat. It's just so beautiful. If I could be a geologist there, I'd die happy.
How can the coast be so alluring? Chicago is geologically garbage in comparison.
>>6096554
>What are your physical issues lesgen?
Urr, where do I start. My digestion has sucked since I was a child, I think that led to anxiety issues and I may be starting to develop acid reflux because of it too. I have TMJ. Knee pain runs in the familia, I just know I'm going to develop that. Diabetes also, I'm genetically thin but I'm super worried every time I eat sugar that it's going to catch up to me.
>>6096564
Oh man I'm sorry. That's such a pain.
Can you just move? As in gtfo. Otherwise they'll have to tear your apartment apart with chemicals.
>>6096623
Haha, I know that feeling. The good side of this ligament issue is massive muscular gains, just to keep all the loose ligaments in line. At the hospital they kept under dosing the morphine. Had to get three full shots to not feel the knee or collarbone any more. Never cried or freaked out until I was well dosed and alone. Still takes a six pack of 6 or 7% beer to get me drunk.
Sorry to hear about the mental things. If I had the money is probably get diagnosed with way too many things. Very unlucky childhood. Can't let that determine the future though. Life just keeps going. Still, I had my issues with weed and alcohol, just to not feel anything or worry about anything for a while. Hard work, good music or podcasts, and exercise keep those feelings at bay better though.
Does medication work? I mean, I can't afford it anyway, but does it stabilize you? Help keep invasive thoughts and memories away? I just try to get too tired to feel it or I'll try to reason through it. Does medication top those coping methods?
>>6096641
Wow, that's some gorgeously rugged coastline. I'm no geologist but there's something morbidly alluring about waves seething around jagged rocks.
>>6096698
Glad you like it! It was really fun to climb. I eventually got to that outcropping full of seagulls. I was rewarded by setting seals in the water around a rock jutting out of the water not too far off.
Where were your pictures taken? That cliff face is gorgeous. Looks like some great hiking.
This was a photo of the land behind the coast in that picture. You like deep yellows, right? The picture itself sucks because of the file limit. I have so many good mendocino shots that are just too large to post.
>>6096709
Well it's upside down! But hey, many of my paintings were turned upside down in art class and they looked even better that way. Now it looks like some strange reflection in still water. That's kinda neat.
Since we're sharing photos we took - here's one of my lover, the Ohio sky.
>>6096718
Obscenely beautiful. Those colors are so rich. It just forces you into a mellow mood.
The mist in mendocino reminds me so much of the Appalachian mountains. I wish I had photos of that trip. Butterflies on mountain tops and kudzu everywhere.
On a scale of one to ten how hot do you find FtM men?
>>6096718
Where in ohio? M-maybe we could be close by?
>>6096726
Alright fuck phone posting. Here's one last shitty pic. Goodnight my lovely ladies.
>>6096681
When I did take meds (during all of grade, middle, and high school) a given pill would hammer down my emotions for about a month before I went back to the erratic switching between ecstasy, despair, lust and terror.
Now I just... roll with it.
>>6096728
One time I posted a thread asking if I was a degenerate for liking cuntboys. They posted up nasty manly ftms like buck angel to see if that was my taste and I said no, those dudes look gross like cis dudes. I posted some pre-t ftm and the ftm anons balked at me and told me I was lez.
>>6096731
740, you?
>>6096728
0. They're fucking men, or at least wannabes. Why would lesbians be into that.
>>6096746
Columbus
>>6096728
0, the pre-T ones all like that muh dapper shit and the post-T ones look like cis men. Also, scars instead of boobs.
Gimme butch lesbians or bust.
>>6096728
Majority of trannies are ugly as fuck. The chosen few can pass but otherwise they're filthy, heretical degenerates trying to undo everything pure and lesbian.
>>6096758
Hay, cbus. I'm very familiar with cbus. Have you been to Jenis? On a scale of 1-10, how into football are you?
>>6096774
I love Jenis. I'll treat you if you ever wanna eat there with me.
0 on the football scale. I'm sorry, I just barely give a fuck about sports. Passing interest on MMA. I liked reading eyeshield 21 tho.
>>6096777
m8 how is liking someone like that lesbian
>>6096784
Post the ftms that don't pass. They're also known as transtrenders.
>>6096777
Trans is ruining LGBT. Seriously, they're minority among the minority group of minorities and they still make us look bad. Like 95% of gypsies make the 5% of gypsies who actually work look bad.
>>6096709
That does sound fun, I bet it stank though (seal and sea lion colonies always stink). Unless the wind was in your favor.
The jaggedy one is the Jogasaki coast in Japan. They keep you pretty well penned-in on the section we hiked, but the views were lovely (and the train station has a hotspring-fed foot bath!). The first one was from a lake somewhere on Vancouver Island.
This one's from a lagoon in Niigata. No rocks, but I liked the light that day.
>You like deep yellows, right?
I do, and I love the colours in that picture!
>>6096726
>>6096735
Also beautiful. I actually have a particular weakness for sun and shadow on weathered concrete. Good night!
>>6096789
why would anyone be attracted to that tho
>>6096796
Thats an uggo pre-t ftm. Cmon, there are pretty ones.
>>6096796
You shouldn't talk that way about a fellow lesbian and her boyfriend,
>>6096803
you mean women who want to get more opreshun points?
>>6096807
That man is cute.
>>6096807
So pretty and yet so shitty personality
>>6096807
That is one fine ftm. Dayum. Send that to ftm gen, they be jealous at how well that ftm passes.
>>6096807
It that's what real men look like these days I might end up going bi
>>6096781
>I'm sorry
Don't be, idgaf about sports either, but this is Ohio so I had to ask
Are you as bored with this state as I am?
>>6096898
Yah. But I might stay. Thinking of starting a business here.
>>6096900
Oh cool, what kind of business?
>>6096933
Coffee.
Basically I'm gonna pay 2K for a minimum wage job as a barista and janitor. But the changes of it succeeding is slightly higher than if I opened a cafe in a more famous city like LA or NY
>>6096943
Oh man. We can't date then. I can't drink coffee due to reflux and being around the smell all the time would make me rage. But good luck on your small business, I hope Starbucks hasn't over-saturated the market to make it hard.
>>6096976
> turned down because you spend too much time with coffee
this is a first.... and here I thought smelling like coffee would make me more attractive to chicks.
> I hope Starbucks hasn't over-saturated the market to make it hard.
Starbucks is only one of the many many competitors I have to worry about.
>>6096993
You're taking a very big risk. On the other hand, if you can make it you'll have a job and who knows what happens in the future. Competition is hard but I believe that if you can add some unique touch in positive way you'll get plenty of customers.
I'm a tea person but I'd probably be the gf type to come to you in the middle of the day and put my hand inside your pants. You know, just to torment you.
>>6096781
>Passing interest on MMA
Have you read Teppu?
>>6097009
>On the other hand, if you can make it you'll have a job and who knows what happens in the future.
yeah, demographics might change, small businesses have a saying "one bad week can sink a ship"
>I'm a tea person
I actually want to focus more on matcha but for a cafe, you just can't ignore coffee, but I'll be serving tea as well. Really fancy tea like they do in London.
>but I'd probably be the gf type to come to you in the middle of the day and put my hand inside your pants. You know, just to torment you.
sounds fantastic, but sadly that's probably the only time I'd get to see a gf while the rest of the time I'm trying to keep the business afloat.
I don't think I'll be able to work on getting a gf while I'm still building the business, but if it does float on it's own and does well, then I can hire other baristas to manage the shop for me, then I'll be more free to get a gf.
>>6096993
Do a coffee + tea + bakery! Ohio can never have too many bakeries. Especially that decorated artisan shit that is way overpriced but makes you feel fancy as hell eating it.
P.S: What the hell u doing on 4chan at almost 4am sheesh go to bed
>>6097013
yes. It was breddy good.
Sad to hear about Rhonda Roussey, ho shit, didn't think she'd ever get destroyed like that.
Tranny reporting in! sup bros?
>>6097024
>then I'll be more free to get a gf.
Or just hire your gf to work for you.
She'll wear at qt waitress uniform and you'll get office head at the end of long work day.
>>6097025
>Do a coffee + tea + bakery! Ohio can never have too many bakeries.
That's the plan, but I'll probably just do a partnership with a local bakery and sell their goods at my place.
>>6097031
as enticing as that sounds, i can't shit where I work.
>>6097026
Oh I don't know anything about about real MMA, I just thought of Teppu when I saw MMA and sports mango in the same post. Teppu was pretty great tho.
Got an earthquake near my city this morning, pretty strong since everything moved and my cat fell down. What the hell. Gotta need to check my walls after work to see if there's any cracks.
>>6097024
First year or two are the worst in small businesses. Especially because you're in a branch with lots of competition. Get a decent amount of regulars and a WiFi for your customers. If there's a college get some student prices. You might lose some money in the short run but customers are customer in the long term. Also remember that the biggest paradox in the economics: in order to save money, spend money.
I don't believe the one bad week thing. Unless you get a long term sickness one or two bad weeks won't destroy you. But the moment you hire the first employee is the most crucial moment in your business. That's where the most small businesses fail. When there's too much work to do for one person but not enough for two is the darkest hour for starting entrepreneurs. That brings you way too close to a burnout when playing it safe financially, but the stress makes people do stupid business.
>>6097049
>I don't believe the one bad week thing. Unless you get a long term sickness one or two bad weeks won't destroy you. But the moment you hire the first employee is the most crucial moment in your business. That's where the most small businesses fail. When there's too much work to do for one person but not enough for two is the darkest hour for starting entrepreneurs. That brings you way too close to a burnout when playing it safe financially, but the stress makes people do stupid business.
Very interesting. I'm reading entrepreneur advice from wherever I can, got chewed out on a subreddit for being too naive about my startup, lol. But much appreciated. You seem knowledgeable. What's your experience?
The urge to seduce straight girls, for the sole purpose of having them playing underneath your palm.
Truly the worst of the worst.
>>6097060
I'm not the one to give any practical info. I study economics but I'm more useful in the finances department than at the "front lines".
What I do know is when starting your own startup, do your homework. Make sure nothing comes to you as a surprise. Motivation is a key factor because starting a business is more than getting married: as an entrepreneur you have the shadow of responsibility over you 24/7. No moment is beyond the doubt whether or not glory or eternal debt slavery awaits.
Remember that long working hours don't equal more productivity. Make the time you have count and despite/because of what I said earlier, you're also a human outside the business. There's way too many CEO's who work super long hours and are athletes but they have shitty family life and beyond their work they're just hollow excuses of a human.
And if you actually manage to hire workers, for the love of God value your labor force. If you pay the minimum wage, make sure they have small, little things that keep the moral up. Unmotivated workforce is useless work force and you'd be surprised how many white collar workers are tired and unhappy despite their five digit monthly salaries combined with outstanding benefits.
Actually I could rant days about how to workforce motivation and company working atmosphere but I think I've said enough.
>>6097083
dayum. Muchos Gracias. This is some really useful shit.
>>6097086
Any time Anon. Just don't ask anything about marketing because I hate that part of the economics.
And for the love of God treat IRS like it's the Russian mafia. Except the IRS is worse than local gangsters. I'd even go as far as consulting a tax lawyer to get all the paperwork done. Sure, hiring a professional is expensive as shit but wait until you see the costs when an amateur is playing the game without knowing the rules.
>>6097091
>taxes
yikes. im scared...
>>6097095
Oh sweet summer child, you'll learn that the IRS is the ultimate sadist who gives no mercy without safe words.
Then again, I fear that I might have confused your head too much. Keep it simple and keep it easy. You can truly learn these things only by actually doing them. You'll make mistakes and you'll make lots of them. Either learn from them and never make again or perish like so many before you.
>>6097062
>Joel jurion
Top taste familia
>>6096570
So, Tok'ra fanfiction, huh?
She another one of your waifus, because goddamn she was one of my first.
>>6097062
That picture is more arousing than it should be and it's unsettling me so nicely.
>>6096342
I have a pretty nice Canon camera but I only really use it if I'm on holiday, otherwise its just too cumbersome to carry around. Most shots are of landscapes but maybe one day in the future I'll be taking dirty pics of my gf because why not?
>>6097423
I chose what to study in university based on Samantha Carter.
It was a terrible idea.
>>6096215
I think I win this one:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3816271/1/Inter-Nos
>>6097441
You went into astrophysics?
That's some waifu dedication right there.
>>6097453
Yup! Then I switched to applied physics because I realised crunching numbers all day is shit, then I dropped out because I got sick. Was super surprised at how physics is actually full of normies.
>>6097461
Physics and engineering keep the autistics away by requiring actual effort to learn. Instead of shitposting on 4chan and tfw no gf, they require dedication to learn and assimilate given information. Same applies to mathematics: they're either normies or super-ulta-gigantic autists because an ape can count but it takes a mathematician to prove.
>>6097461
I always kinda wished I was better at dealing with numbers, I just get stupidly bored very quickly.
I'd have loved to go into space sciences, but instead I just have to appreciate from afar.
And yeah, one of my friends does physics at uni and its always weird hearing about his classmates since theyre all entirely normie. Totally not what I expected.
>>6097476
Actually completely true. Which is why I'm here shitposting on 4chan instead of studying for my exams. (I'm doing a part time IT degree now.)
>>6097481
You need a very particular mindset to enjoy it and I don't think it's a mark against people that can't get into it. If it's not your jam then it's just mindcrushingly boring. Everyone I know who's persevered in the field gets to go all over the world to work in it though, which I do envy.
Biology and physics were very normal, chemistry seemed to attract a lot of hardcore nerds. They tended to be very pleasant though, unlike a lot of the computing students.
>>6097506
Biggest problem in STEM is the math anxiety people have. Long story hard, high school mathematics aren't at the end of the day that hard. They're taught wrong, so they seem like some abstract, complex foreign language which takes an Einstein to comprehend it. Which is partially true in the university level but STEM doesn't require a degree in mathematics. A poor mathematicians can be an excellent engineer if they know how to apply mathematics to sciences and make it work. Application is the key to engineering mathematics in my experience.
Though if one has no spark and interest in sciences or mathematics it's useless to study the subjects. It's useless to study anything with no motivation but it just seem to be especially correct in STEM-subjects.
>>6097506
Yeah, back at secondary school I was good at science, I just got so damn bored with it. Same with maths.
So I went the absolute total opposite and did english.
Thus, I am poor as hell, but at least I get to enjoy the stuff I do.
>>6097519
Yeah, from all my assorted friends who went into the harder STEM subjects, you have to have a passion for it or it just seems to grind you down something fierce.
Same for medicine, unsurprisingly
>>6097526
Medicine is hell of a subject. You're in it 101% or you go home. I know quite a many med school drop outs who got into med school and then found out the cold, hard reality. So many went into medical school because hey, it's well paid and respected profession. Then they found out that they lacked to true passion. Long story short, one of my friend told too many stories about students from certain minorities where parent's practically raised their kids to become doctors. They went to respected medical schools and then found out that happens what high school+undergrad+med school in full steam does to a human. She used them as an example about people with wrong motivations.
http://jsnma.org/2011/02/minority-attrition-and-burnout-among-us-medical-students/
An article for anyone interested about the subject. Basically, study what you actually want to do and study with passion or go home.
>>6097526
I love English and I would have loved to study it, but I was like, can I justify doing a degree in a field I don't want to work in? Since I didn't want to be a journalist or work in publishing or anything like that. I just really like language.
I just wished I'd learned how to study properly in school. I managed to get decent results without doing much work and it's really bitten me in the arse at 3rd level.
If you could have a baby together with another cis woman would you?
>>6097542
Yeah sure. Do I have to carry it?
>>6097526
I did creative writing and now I'm struggling to think of a job I'm qualified for. I've applied for publishing houses with no luck and now I'm kind of at a loss for what I'm qualified to do. I can bullshit an interview no problem, but finding a job I give a shit about is proving much harder than expected.
>>6097542
I don't like children at all, but if my future wife wanted one, I'd oblige and deal with it. I think I'd be better if it was mine.. She'd have to carry it though.
Also, update, I'm the Australian anon who saw civil war. Had to go to work just after I saw it. It was good! My only issue was that they just sort of shoved Spiderman into it. I think because they didn't know if they were getting him or not, they just shoehorned him in because they could when they got the OK.
>>6097540
Yeah, where I went to uni there was a pretty significant medical student population, and holy fuck those guys burnt out hard.
They drank harder than everyone else, were higher on more things than everyone else, and they were all stress, all the time.
I dont know how any of them got through, I really dont.
Certainly made me a lot more appreciative of my local GPs, that's for damn certain.
>>6097541
Yeah, publishing isnt so bad but its hard to break into, and doing it freelance does NOT pay the bills all that well.
On the flip side, it's something I enjoy and can get easily passionate about, so I cant really complain all that hard. It's just that I'm probably going to have to drop it as a primary job and jus work in a shop or something if I want to ever move closer to the centre of the city. Which i do, because much as the countryside is nice, there's nothing out here.
Blah.
>>6097566
Yeah, see above I guess.
Publishing's a nice industry to be in if you can get in. If you can freelance then you can sort of get in by roundabouts if you get lucky with contacts, but there's a lot of competition. An awful lot.
That's the biggest issue for English grads really. There's no real "You are qualified for this, so off you go" route. Publishing is a maybe, journalism is a maybe, but you need to be of a certain 'type' for those.
Failing that, you can do normal person jobs and write your heart out, which seems to be the 'preferred' method. Chances of hitting it big are miniscule, though.
Alternatively, you can go into teaching and academia from it. Few of my friends from uni have done that.
>>6097588
Some women want to have that experience, to be the traditional mum and carry their child. In my situation, considering I'd never have children if not for the hypothetical wife, she'd be the one to carry no question, because she's the one who wants it.
>>6097596
Really? Let's have a show of hands.
Raise your hand if you'd prefer to be the one to carry a baby for nine months over your wife doing it.
>>6097628
Definitely wifey. I have a proper phobia of pregnancy. Didn't realise that until an acquaintance got pregnant a few years ago. I suddenly understood the innate horror of Alien.
>>6097587
The worst part is that I think I flubbed the application to my preferred publisher because I stressed that I wanted to be a writer. They sent a reply saying they more interested in future editors and send I'd have better luck joining a writing group. I adjusted my application for the second publisher and they gave me a generic "your details have been added to our database" reply.
Those are the only two publishing houses in my city so now I'm shit out of luck.
Currently I'm looking for jobs in marketing and advertising. Something that will let me sit around a table with other people and swap ideas. That'll be fun.
>>6097542
If my partner truly wanted a child and I 100% thought we were up to the challenge, yes. I would carry it for her, just because I know I physically can handle it. Would prefer to adopt any future children.
She has to promise to hold my hair when the morning sickness and bullshit starts. Fuck tons of cuddles are required.
>>6097665
I'm not even necessarily afraid of giving birth, I'm utterly disturbed by *being* pregnant. The girl I knew was huge by about 6 months and I was completely freaked out at the thought of something else taking over my body and changing it forever. And she kept posting 'cute' videos of babies kicking. Eurgh.
>>6097698
My chief is pregnant and will give birth this week or the other. The first months were okay, and then the puking and sickness began, she took weight, was really tired and hungry all the time, couldn't sleep well and got an awful back pain.
Not to mention my sister got 2 kids, and the two deliveries were catastrophic. Pregnancy is not for me. Plus I don't like kids.
>>6097587
Sounds like you know your shit. Having an astrophysicist for a girlfriend is a dream of mine, because that kind of dedication is sexy, AND she could help me study geophysics. We could make so many terrible jokes.
I'll just wait for her to zone out post orgasm, while she's still seeing stars I'll take out a geophone and gently J-J-JAM IT IN. When she starts freaking out I'll say "but my sweet little jewel, I just wanted to chart the seismic response of your shaking folds~"
I'll take my beating then. Knowing it was well earned.
It's ok science babies won't be developed in your lifetime, so none of you are getting pregnant.
>>6097698
See, the *being* pregnant is the part I kind of like. I want to feel a little baby moving inside me. All the pregnant women I've met seem to enjoy it, even the bad parts like the back pain and the morning sickness.
>>6097823
Disgusting, why would anyone want to feel a literal parasite moving inside them.
>>6097810
>2017
>>6097867
I think it's the thrill of life forming in you, and if it's both your bio child you're excited to see the physical manifestation of your love for each other.
>>6097924
>You're not curious about what it would feel like, a new generation growing inside of you?
Not that anon, but hell no.
>>6097924
Well even after they're born, babies literally suck sustenance out of your body.
>>6097924
From a scientific perspective a fetus is a parasite, primarily because they drain you of nutrients and feed off you while giving you literally nothing in return.
I wouldn't want to carry it, but I definitely want kids somehow. If bio kids is a viable option, I'd try to get my hypothetical wife to carry it. I find a sense of joy knowing she's got my baby.
>>6097893
ftms will love this.
>>6097946
I don't want to ask why. Let's not discuss those.
>>6097823
Yeah, until then I was theoretically fine with being pregnant. In an absent way I always figured, yeah, having my own kid would be kind of nice. It wasn't until I actually saw someone just like me with a baby actually inside them that I realised I really, really am not okay wit the reality of it. Though my mother had a fairly easy pregnancy with me and barely showed until she was about 7 months along. You just never know.
>>6097952
Since you asked why, because getting your gf pregnant is a pretty masculine thing.
>>6097653
Aaaah yeah I remember you talking about that before you went for it.
I guess my suggestion would be to try and do some freelance editing work, and then go back to the first publisher with "I've been doing freelance editing work and fallen in love with it, I work well with other authors blah blah blah".
Might give you a good in, at least?
One of my exes went into marketing, she really loved it when she could find proper work in it - there wasnt much out here in the sticks, though. It's definitely another good thing to do with creatives!
>>6097728
Eh I wouldnt say I know all the ins and outs, but I've been doing this for a couple of years I guess so I've got a bit of experience.
And yeah, I'd love to date someone in a STEM just because I didnt have the patience to study them but I find them fascinating. That and they're the subjects and people who're gonna move society to space, and that's something I can totally get behind and get into.
Plus, obviously, passionately dorky smart girls are amazing.
..Straight up though, geophys puns would be great.
Rock her world~
>>6097924
>You're not curious about what it would feel like, a new generation growing inside of you?
Jesus no.
I mean having children might be nice one day, but I'd much rather adopt. That way I can get one that's already house trained.
Plus, my mum was in labour for 27 hours with me. 27.
And 19 with my sister.
Long labour seems to run in my family.
No fucking way am I putting myself through that.
>>6096554
>What are your physical issues lesgen?
My torso is covered in surgical scars due to heart problems. Had them since I was young so I don't really feel self conscious about them, but they seem to upset other people. They're often too scared to ask about them, but I like talking about it.
I'm healthy physically, my heart issues have been corrected, no more symptoms until I'm old.
Oh and a LOT of men have scar fetishes, and seem to think that telling me that is a compliment. When I was a teenager I used to cover them up in case I got hit on for them. REally fucked up now I think of it.
>>6098039
Man, I read all the Sam/Janet fic as a babygay
>>6098087
Yuuup, who didnt honestly.
Especially after they sort-of co-adopted Cassandra
>>6098086
I guess i shouldn't be surprised to hear this considering that scars are a moe moe anime girl trait.
>>6096554
I've got asthma that flares up for the first three months of the year, so I can't really exercise during those just from sniffling and coughing and being unable to breathe. Luckily I don't push myself, but it's kind of a terrible motivator when even the little exertions have me fucked up and out of breath hours afterward. I only run a little now, since I'm short anyway so I may as well be the petite soft gf I was set up to be.
>>6098099
I think it was the first femslash I stumbled across at 10 or 11? I'd started out reading Buffy fic and Sam/Jack and I was so confused at first. I actually read a shit load of fic before I figured out I liked girls.
>>6098165
Oh god, that makes complete sense, I attract weeaboo trash like flies to shit
What was your first experience with general pornography, /lesg/?
I was watching a lot of hardcore pornography at age ten, after reading misplaced explicit magazines at age eight.
Oh lesgen. My life feels like a series of connecting failures. Every time I put my heart and soul into something it doesn't work out. How can I keep on trying to achieve things when all prior experience only points to likely failure? It's so draining...
This blog post was brought to you by: linkinpark_in_the_end.mp3
>>6098311
Those lewd amv videos on youtube of anime girls kissing and holding hands.
Also back when lesbians were in webcomics a ton there was some softcore stuff.
Then nothing for a while until I started thinking "oh shit am I gay or something?" so I tried porntube straight porn stuff and ended up on amateur lesbian stuff.
>>6098086
I'm glad you aren't ashamed of your scars, and that your healthy now.
I always thought scars were cool, especially if they have a story like that behind them.
>>6098311
Newgrounds.
>>6096519
Sexy pics are fine, really.
>>6098400
Yeah, I feel that way as well. Like I'm standing on a tower built of my mistakes and the like. You just have to learn from it and keep trying. I distracted myself this morning by spending it fighting the bedbug menace and working on a chemistry report. That kind of stuff staves off the negative thoughts for a bit.
It can be so hard to remember the good things when you're constantly overwhelmed by the bad, but that's just what you have to do. Those invasive negative thoughts and cringe inducing memories are points in your life you need to learn from and learn to let go. I'm still trying.
Good luck anon. Keep busy.
>>6098400
Because when you give up and settle for staying in a rut, you lie awake at night sweating out your self-hatred.
What a downer. Can't you focus on your good qualities and how you'll utilize them to please me?
>>6098512
I could be the young stream that burrows through your canyon walls of ya know what I mean. You can be the intrusive dike that metamorphizes my folds if you want. Or how about I drill into your mountain and discover your orogenous zones?
>>6098512
Well, when the inevitable facade of superioty wears off due to exhaustion, and the person reveals themselves in their inextricable faults, you will be wishing that they had spent longer in their "downer" self-reflection.
>>6098498
>>6098311
The guy who previously owned the house my family moved into left a few boxes of stuff in the garage. In there were a few porn magazines. It think it was called Scope or Scoop or something like that.
Anyway, I found these magazines when i was around 10 or 11 and started looking at all the naked women in them. At first I remember thinking "these women are really pretty, I want to look like them" but eventually I just started looking at them and wishing I could touch them. That was pretty much the start of my lesbianism I think. After that I started looking at porn whenever I had the chance.
>Internet porn
>Newgrounds
>Sexy music videos
>Peeping
Thinking about it now, I was a pretty pervy kid and I've grown out of it mostly now. I think.
>>6098648
Yes, good, because that's definitely not what one is already trying to do when lying awake at night.
>>6098662
What you've described in nearly identical to my childhood fixations.
>seven year old voyeur
>archiver of stray magazines of the explicit feminine nature :^)
>erotic music videos
>feeling extremely uncomfortable around female friend due to their apparent obsession with their own genitalia
>why are straight girls so obsessed with their own genitalia
>rewind every sex scene of every nature
>visit the most extreme pornographic sites that my ten-to-twelve year old peers would be terrorized by
>most twenty year olds would be terroized by
>outstanding ability to remove and manipulate all internet safety precautions
>watch first actual snuff movie at twelve
>unphased
>wanted to recreate effects
>design and technology
A perfectly productive use of the unspeakable. Nothing is without hope, or without the seeds of further contrived realization. You haven't condemned perversion entirely, anon. You're still with us, anon.
>>6098448
Thanks. People tend to be less self-conscious about stuff they've had since they were a kid, I think.
And yeah, scars are always cool :)
>>6098473
>tower built of my mistakes
>>6098785
Does the chubby purple one have a cleft palate?
>>6098473
Funnily enough I was reading your bedbug posts in this early hours of this morning and thinking to myself "well, it could be worse, you could have bedbugs on top of crushing despair!"
This is sound advice, and advice I'd give to someone else. But the only thing I seem to learn is that it wasn't worth trying, and that the effort and disappointment don't outweigh the "oh well, at least I put myself out there and gave it my best" feelings.
>>6098498
I've tried to avoid lying in bed feeling sorry for myself by staying up until I'm so tired I'll fall asleep instantly, but that means I only get a few hours and I'm unfocused, tired and exhausted at work the next day. Pretty dumb of me, I know.
soz4blog, just making use of anonymity
>>6098839
>Pretty dumb of me, I know.
Yeah, but I've been there. I still think trying is better. I mean, what "at least" do you have left after you give up trying?
>>6098906
Great empty platitude, anon.
>>6098839
Yeah, I've been there with the whole 'stay up till exhausted' routine.
I helped me sleep, but yeah, snappy, tired and unfocused the nex day.
So hey, if it's dumb of you, at least you're not alone in it.
I lived like that for like five years.
>>6099024
>tfw no gf to induce explosive orgasm to give brief, sharp emotional content in a backdrop of depression
>>6098929
>Yeah, I've been there with the whole 'stay up till exhausted' routine.
>I helped me sleep, but yeah, snappy, tired and unfocused the nex day.
This is why sleep meds.
I used to take Seroquel and it was perfection, but ended up getting a really rare side effect from it so now I'm back to getting 4-5 hours a night. Tried benadryl and it's fine, but the dementia thing makes me nervous.
>>6099130
>tfw no gf to be so depressed she lacks a sex drive so you need to basically climb on top of her and get off while she looks on, eyes glazed over, at your face twisted up while you gasp in excitement
>>6099161
Anon, you're making me want to kill myself more than I already do.
>>6099185
What about it depresses you? That you aren't a limp sack of tears being used as a sextoy?
>>6099214
The emphasis on someone so depressed and numbed being used, unsympathetically.
Then the thought of them finishing and leaving the other alone.
>tfw no gf to climb on top of me to get off and do everything to make me respond
>>6098906
>>6098929
Lesgen is always uncharacteristically supportive for 4chan (so long as you're not a tranny, bislut, fatty, man, etc).
>>6098564
And oh god this. I put on a pretty big front irl, I'm a bit of a control freak and don't let people see my real, insecure self. If they start to see through the cracks I push them away at the speed of light. At the same time I wish I could just let it all out, but I can't stand the thought of someone seeing me for what I really am.
Anyway that's enough whining from me, thanks losers
>>6098785
I combined all my shitty loves into one awful picture in my geology notes.
Imma 100% pure sack of fossilized shit to make something this bad.
And I really want a dick squad shirt.
>>6099161
I lack a sex drive as well, Anon; Come and do that with me.
>>6099294
>And oh god this. I put on a pretty big front irl, I'm a bit of a control freak and don't let people see my real, insecure self. If they start to see through the cracks I push them away at the speed of light. At the same time I wish I could just let it all out, but I can't stand the thought of someone seeing me for what I really am.
Same, anon. Same.
I never felt comfortable showing vulnerabilities, even as a kid. Not sure what made me like this, no one in my life has ever encouraged this sort of closed-off-ness.
>>6099456
I make jokes about my inadequacies and self-perceived shortcomings, but I'm generally dead serious underneath it all. Fun!
>>6099480
That's usually the case and "it's just a joke" is mostly a meme.
>>6099331
Well you can draw, and you have nice writing.
>>6099331
You're lucky I'm not your friend, anon. I'd steal the image and stick it in the desk of your geo teacher.
>>6099331
You're really good! I love her forehead. I draw too, I'll just make something to post (maybe Lapis, I want a dick squad shirt too)
>>6099488
There have to be some actually confident people who genuinely believe in themselves in the world. Somewhere.
>>6099544
Yes there are and they're called narcissists. Probably some sociopaths fit the same category.
/lesg/: Self-Absorbed Cunts Edition
>>6099560
Which is hot. Selfish bitches are just so sexy.
>>6099560
So what? Confident women are hot.
>>6099560
Isn't that every edition?
>>6099578
Put the tranny away
>>6099597
Tranny detected.
>>6099578
Ugly ass cunt and poor excuse of a woman.
>>6099542
LAPIS
>>6099640
loomis?
I've decided to move across the country to california near la because, fuck it why not. Hate my job right now, need a new living situation, literally nothing tying me down here (except my awesome friends whom I'm sad to leave). Hopefully the dating scene out there is better because my luck here has been absolute crap. Maybe it'll be good to have a little reboot of my life. Is this silly?
Do we need a mother fucking CLEANSE?? Behave yourselves.
Big shapely boobies or big shapely ass? She doesnt come with both in this circumstance.
>>6099676
If that's what you want then go for it.
>>6099676
southern california sucks trust me
>>6099615
Misquote?
>>6099708
por quoi?
>>6099705
I consider myself lucky because I'm in an education that leads to a profession that I'm passionate about already. But currently I've been down because I just went trough a hernia surgery. My studies have suffered a bit and I kill boredom with shitposting. But seriously, do what makes you happy. If you don't, you'll do it eventually or get depressed.
>>6099500
That's real sweet of ya. I got so much shit for my writing as a kid, haha.
>>6099514
She'd laugh her ass off. I want to steal her away and make her my grandma she's just so chill. Geologists in general are pretty chill.
>>6099542
Aw cool. I love seeing other people's stuff. I don't generally try to draw cute. I like grungy or fierce better, but I'm trying to expand out into cuteness.
>>6099640
Solid lines. Nice and flowy. I can dig it. It's nice to see you trying different expressions. Keeping a face consistent while making it expressive can be such a pain.
Here's some pure fecal matter I had laying around. Was way too sleep deprived and pretty drunk when I drew it. Infinity scarves, fingerless gloves, and a cigarette? It's like my janked up mind drew my style of two years ago.
>>6099870
>I got so much shit for my writing as a kid, haha.
Just reminded me about the teacher who humiliated me in front of the class for basically writing a pokemon fic for English homework. I mean, I can understand wanting to encourage me to focus more on original stuff, but I was engaged and enthusiastic until then. Who the fuck does that to a kid.
>>6099870
>I got so much shit for my writing as a kid, haha.
Unless it's changed a lot, I don't know why. It's much more legible than that of most people I know.
>>6099916
That's bullshit. What a lame teacher. Shouldn't be around kids with that kind of attitude.
>>6099940
I guess I was in a class with a load of perfectionists. Or adults these days just let their handwriting go to shit with age. I 'unno. Maybe we could have some fun by posting pictures of our handwriting and making strange judgements about the poster.
>>6099987
He was actually the principal of our school and everything (small school), and I had him for the final two years of primary. The worst part is he's so pleasant when I meet him now, he's no idea of how miserable he made me. Fucker.
>>6099708
I lived there. It's not bad. Has one of the bigger lesbian communities in the world actually. L Word kind of gave them a bad name though.
i like how even in a lesbian thread, female to males are discussed. fuck off you tranny cunts you're getting annoying
>>6099708
Oh but California has a more attractive pedigree of women. And they always show so much skin. Most porn stars come from California anyway.
what is your most prized possession that you wouldn't openly tell anyone about non-anonymously lesgen?
Mine is an 8th grade yearbook where my crush wrote:
>[my name redacted]!!!
>I had a great time with you this year!
>You're so cool!
>Lets hang out this summer!
>- Love, [her name redacted] [phone # redacted]
>>6100091
>lots of bislut porn stars
>implying that this is a good thing
>>6100105
Hey, bisluts get us laid easily, right? ^_^
>>6100049
He criticized you for writing pokemon fic in primary school??? That's the equivalent of US 4th/5th grade right?
In 3rd grade a lot of my creative writing journaling became one long Digimon knock-off, and everyone fuckin' loved it.
>>6100130
But what if I want to do this?
>>6100124
My first story was in the first grade, 13 pages trying to imitate this one book (who's author I later met). My teacher said she was amazed and told the whole class. I blushed and was very proud of myself.
>>6100099
When I was like 15 I came across a valentine's day card - one of those mandatory ones you have to stick in the decorated shoe boxes of everyone in class - given to me by my crush at the time that said something like "Be My Valentine" with her signature. Just a generic pre-filled design that came from a holiday where you have to tell everyone in class how much you like/love them even if you can't remember their last name. I knew it didn't mean anything, but I still fkkn *swooned*.
But anyway. My current most prized possession is probably my gameboy color. But I'm not even embarrassed to admit that openly if anyone were to ask. Just wish I hadn't cold all my damn games on ebay.
>>6100143
I will knock you out you dumb motherfucker. You want a fight you got one.
>>6100153
Luck me, for I like kinky and rough foreplay. The violent the better. You really wanna do this, princess?
>>6100160
That depends, you got a self-lubricating vagina? I will wrestle to get in that.
>>6100187
I'll prefer hitting you. And having hate sex afterwards.
>>6100192
I do both at once. Provided you have a cervix. The struggle makes it all the tighter and more fun for my fingers to wiggle through
>>6100202
You're lewd.
>>6100052
>L Word
Is it ever weird for anons from LA to watch another city attempting to portray LA? The one time I've seen LA try to play my city it was really distracting.
Vagina looks delicious.
>>6099708
Not really. I like it here.
Who else awake real nigga hours senpai.
LONDON massiv
>>6101201
Ayyyy girl. London ON reporting! Meet me at Komoka Provincial Park in 30mins if you wanna get lewd. I'll bring the paninis
>>6101201
I just discovered again I love love love cartoons. Watching Clarence is just too good. They're made by adults, they may be made for kids, but cartoons have always been made with the enjoyment of shitty adults in mind, since shitty adults make them.
They're so enjoyable for dumb reasons. Just fug. I love them. I'm a fucking science student I get paid to help teach mother fuggin teenagers and yet I still love these fuggin cartoons. Clarence, SU, Wonder Over Yonder, they all make me happy. They're just so good. It's my secret shame.
What's your secret enjoyment muh lesbians?
>>6101256
'Ight. I'll be there with a giant rainbow banner I'll wave over my head that says 'LESGEN ANON LET'S FUG'.
>>6101268
>Anime lolis
>Cartoons
>/pol/
>>6101322
Wat
Wanna watch some ed edd n eddy?
>>6101335
You bet your gay ass I do. Can we do the Cartoon Network classics?
>Dexter's Lab
>Johnny Bravo
>Powerpuff Girls
>>6101201
Hell yeah almost 9:30 and I ain't even tired!
>>6101335
DOOT.
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DOOT
DO DO DOOT
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOO DOOT
DO DO DOOT
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOO DOOT
[sound fx]
>>6101353
You bet beebs. I got em all on my external hd. Samurai Jack welcomed as well? I got some choice power puff girls as well.
>>6101356
You me, we're buddies now. We just gotta scam a couple of chickens and get us some quarters.
Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.
>>6101335
Oh shit did I have such a crush on Naz
>>6101371
Oh yeah I forgot about that one. It's always welcome. I remember it having a really cool intro song.
It's funny how many old cartoons I didn't enjoy as a kid are suddenly way batter now that I'm supposed to be an adult.
>>6101371
It ain't choice powerpuff unless it's the original episodes aired on the Cartoon Cartoon Show.
Anyone else stay up late and watch Tex Avery and O! Canada?
>>6101398
Brody, exactly. I can't help but love cartoons. The sound effects of EEnE, samurai jack with its mood setting, PPG with all the strangely adult themes. Even today I still love modern cartoons. When I was a young'n little teenager I wanted so badly to be a story boarder for a cartoon. Instead I spend way too much of my free time enjoying this shit n being a scientist n shit.
Being an adult, dealing with issues like taxes and bills and bedbugs is just the shittieness between my loves of rocks and cartoons.
There's a reason it's my secret shame in the real world, unless someone sees my shitty drawings.
I never had cable tv growing up. It was just Saturday morning cartoons and sesame street.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11zhqyMKW48
>>6101407
Now that's some classics. You've ever seen any of the newer shit, sir? Like Motorcity? That show was spectacular.
>>6101437
That's Ms. Sir to you.
I've never even heard of Motorcity. To be honest I probably haven't watched cartoons, barring a few anime and Adult Swim type fare, since around 2005.
>>6101437
Or Danger 5? My favorite live action show of all time?
>>6101450
And yes, that is varsity jacket Hitler pissing on a ruby eyed man wolf.
>>6101470
Fug>>6101470
>>6101450
>YOU HIT A WOMAN!
>I HIT A NAZI
Would any of you be interested in a TV show based on Vampire: The Masquerade?
I've been playing Bloodlines recently and I think a modern adaptation would be pretty awesome. Maybe a few years ago would have been better, when the vampire craze was still on the rise but I think if it's written well it could still attract a suitable audience.
Jesus Christ I think that last orgasm popped an eardrum or something. Shit's still ringing.
>>6101704
Explain yourself.
I have no blankets. I have no pillows. I have nothing but a box spring and diatomaceous earth. A sweater for a pillow, a tshirt for a blanket.
This is life when one is terminating bedbugs with extreme discrimination.
>>6101713
I came a couple times and now my ears won't stop ringing.
Bretty gud orgasms desu
>>6101719
Supergirl again?
Have you ever masturbated to the idea of Melissa Benoit falling in love with you, marrying you, and cosplaying Supergirl for you every weekend?
>>6101734
>misspelling Melissa Benoist
It's always Supergirl, anon.
I haven't had that specific fantasy, but I sure as shit will now.
>>6101748
How about Melissa Benwaball thinking you're a creepy stalker but you kidnap her and keep her in your basement and eventually turn her into a happy and satisfied sex slave anyway?
>>6101734
but she's married to the guy from Glee
>>6101768
delete this
(not the picture though)
>>6101756
Nah. Last thing I'd want to do is hurt her. That's not sexy.
Besides, it's my fantasy world. Why would I make it one where the girl of my dreams doesn't want me? Although Melissa Benoist is not actually Supergirl, but that point still stands.
>>6101768
That she is. Although we're working on a fantasy world so
>>6101768
YOUUUNG LOOOOVE
NEVER LAAASTS FOREVERRRR
>>6101822
Y'all weird
>>6101846
I may be weird, but I got dubs, anon.
Checcum.
>>6101883
>>6101822
>mfw
>>6101748
Whenever I hear people pronounce her name it sounds like they stop partway through to say 'noice', which seems an appropriate reaction.
