>you will never date a hot stock photo model
edition
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>>6088080
Why does this guy have so many suicide themed photos
>>6088080
That guy is not hot, but whatever tickles your pickle.
>>6088080
He looks like he's Persian or Puerto Rican
1/10 would not bang
>unibrow
>hot
Errrr
>>6088080
hes not cute at all???
>tfw made plans to go out and get fugged up with a friend tonight
>she cancelled b/c injured and cant drink
This is why I don't trust women. Gj reaffirming my homosexuality.
>>6088145
>injured and cant drink
>This is why I don't trust women.
BAIT
>>6088145
>tfw stopped making plans with people because at least one of them always cancels last minute
>tfw no one meets up anymore
i am fine alone
>>6088128
Wouldn't kick it out of bed, but that guy in your pic is average.
>come home
>immedately hit by strong smell of fishy fanny
Hmm...
>>6087994
Good, it sounds like we can't dissapoint each other by being big hairy neckbeards!
Also, rageorc comes up with two French people, I hope you're not secretly an onion retailer!
>>6088149
Hey I mean if they can't be trusted to do their job without fucking their arm up then what CAN they be trusted with amirite guys xD
>>6088158
This actually doesn't happen all that often, we go out a lot.
Maybe try getting friends that see going out in their spare time as just the done thing? Change of environment?
where I work we go out after work like 70% of the time because it's the done thing. MOST of us go out every Sunday Monday or Tuesday too, because everyone just does it.
It probably helps that this gril wants my dick tho. We do p much everything together but i dont want the bussi lol
i am so old an ugly and uncute ;~;
>>6088178
Hmm. Organizing group events as an adult it pretty hard in general anyway. Try organizing big things further in advance? Everybody has work and shit, and if you dont see eachother all that often and it's an appealing idea, then they might book it off work you know?
>>6088172
misread as ugly uncle at first
barely related...
who else here is the token gay uncle?
>>6088170
You're cock teasing guys and girls, maybe you should just rent your penis out for £5 a go, it seems like you'll make a lot of money doganon~
Heck, I'll give you £10!
>>6088186
Yeah, I don't really care to organize things in advance anymore. I actually kind of really like being alone now, and anytime I don't want to be alone I can find someone to do something with. But just reminiscing on old times desu
ugh why is grindrs chat not working
>>6088208
it's aids awareness day m8
>>6088172
Aging is a thing man, it's all downhill from the day you are born~
>>6088214
shut up
if grindr destroys my chances with this boy i will sue it
>>6088080
>>6088213
>>6088189
I had one growing up.
He died.
>>6088220
lmao bitch you broke as fuck you can't sue anything
>>6088226
>who else here is the token gay uncle
>He died.
ok
>>6088226
Same
now I have become the gay uncle
>>6088229
bitch i'm a 4th year law student sit the fuck down
>>6088243
damn so you really are broke
RIP
> want sex but not a hookup.
> want love but not a relationship.
At least I'm not autistic though. :^)
>>6088260
that sounds autistic
like
and I actually am autistic so
>tfw no pathetic virgin bf to anally annihilate
>>6088260
that's called friends with benefits, m8
>>6088260
I'm in a similar position, except I want a relationship but don't want to deal with anyone. I like being by myself.
>>6088189
I think I'm the only fag in my whole wide family.
Oh well.
>>6088265
free (you)s across the world
>>6088266
I fall for people too easily for that. I've got a fwb situation and I've been avoiding him lately because he's too sweet and it's giving me feelings.
>>6088243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Zeta_Acosta
You must become this man when you graduate.
>tfw no bf to dickride while he dies to the dancer of boreal valley
>>6088265
i'm pretty pathetic and on top of that a failed tranny so that's something you could use to mock me
>>6088302
nowhere near you desu
>>6088290
Booger, Circe, I thought you'd left
>>6088260
So you want a fuck buddy you can hang and fuck with without a grand commitment.
>>6088336
Won't work. If I like them and I'm fucking them I'll fall for them. I'm a lover through and through. But I just don't have the emotional strength for a relationship again for a long time.
>>6088343
Sounds like you just gotta find the right thing desu
How long do your relationships last?
>>6088343
What if you were to get another fuckbuddy? Like balance it out between those two so hopefully you wont get immediately attached to though.
Though to be fair attraction is attraction, theres always going to be someone you'll be more drawn too.
>>6088351
My relationships always last at least a year.
>>6088343
Why don't you have the emotional strength, who hurt you anon?
>>6088276
Yeah, there are no homos in my family. It's quite shocking actually. I mean, its freakin huge.
To make things better, my father always says that he is glad the gay blood doesnt run in his family
>>6088375
Really just means your family is gr8 at secrets desu
>>6088302
>kys
just beat me daddy~
i have too high standards
will nofap fix this?
>>6088389
You'll figure it out someday.
>>6088276
I think I'm the only fag in my entire city. Other people tell me they've met gay people here, but I'm almost convinced they are lying or something, because every male around me is always going crazy for tits and what have you.
>>6088406
doubt it
I rarely ever wank and my standards are still way too high
>>6088406
yeah but only temporarily
what will happen is once you end your nofap you'll go back to being extremely selective
>>6088411
Where do you live?
>>6088417
Hitler pls I love you.
>>6088390
nah, I really doubt it for some reason
>>6088302
Where YOU at?
>>6088433
I love you too, Anon.
>>6088426
fap less, dont go nofap
but fapping less also means stop looking at near naked/extremely hot men online (including sex/dating apps). After quite some time you'll have more realistic expectations, but they may still be high and that's not necessarily a bad thing either. You should also work on improving yourself to actually reach your own expectations.
>>6088434
I guarantee it. If I'm wrong though, I'll suck your dick desu
I get in my head too much and don't put myself out there.
I don't doubt I could meet a nice guy and a good fuck, but I feel I have nothing to offer someone but my company and conversation. Bleh.
>>6088436
On the EDGE!
>>6088389
Well you have pretty odd wishes, sex but no real relationship with it, yet you fall for your fwb.
I think you really do just want a good stable boyfriend anon.
>>6088452
3 times a week, I'd say.
>>6088455
Get AWAY from there!
>>6088427
Some rather conservative city in South America, I'll just leave it at that.
>>6088448
Youre probably right then...
jk, come suck ;)
>>6088452
Whatever works for your body. I wouldn't say go from fapping 6x to once a week, but gradually slow it the fuck down until it isn't dominating your weekly/daily process.
Self improvement happens even slower, and at even smaller paces. Don't think you have to make giant changes bro.
>>6088451
Get out of your head then. No one will get you out of your head, sorry anon.
I like my burgers with bacon, blue cheese, mushrooms and a fried egg on them, what do you like on your burgers gays?
>>6088484
everything except mushroom
>tfw get made fun of every time when trying to eat burgers because mouth is small
manlets will never know the pain
>>6088473
Rough shit...
why have i seen niqs asshole but not his cock. is it embarrassing?
>>6088492
trannies don't photograph their dicks
are you just now wondering why niq tucks his dick between his legs in every ass pic?
>>6088490
Well shit man, sucks. Relationships come and go though man, was he your first and only relationship?
>>6088490
Was he your first?
You never get over it, no matter how awful it might have been.
>>6088502
>>6088492
LEAVE MY SHRIVELLED TRANNY PENIS OUT OF THIS
>>6088492
i am curious what niqs tranpuccy looks like
>>6088523
speaking of shrivelled tranny penises,
back when I was heavily abusing drugs, I hadn't been taking any testosterone and drugs kill your dick
so I was very rarely even getting natural erections, and because of that I forever lost about a quarter of an inch of my dick
tru story
pour one out for the 1/4th inch of my dick
https://youtu.be/_f34yZ7I6RA
gone, but not forgotten
>tfw no bf to kick me in the nuts :(
>>6088484
would you suck my dick if I took you to a date at mc donalds you fat hamburger bitch
>>6088569
Depends what am I allowed to get @ mcd
>>6088558
Why would you want this!?
>his grindr pic is a qt anime boy
I should lower my expectations, huh
>>6088548
RIP, can't believe your dick used to be twice as long as it is now ;~;
>>6088543
Sarlacc pit.
>still using the Niq is a tranny meme in 2016
>laughingtrannies.jpg
>>6088585
grindr is so scary
guys there look scary too
>>6088585
Look where you are, I think you're safe.
>>6088523
>mfw i nut to the thought of succing niqs stinky limp dick
>>6088595
let's see that sarlacc pit bb
>>6088582
The bf cause I'm lonely and ball kicking cus fetish.
>>6088595
>can't believe your dick used to be twice as long as it is now
it's all about perspective
>>6088610
Find you that karate kicking bf, anon.
Sounds horrid to me, but g-good for you.
>>6088592
Sure don't.
>>6088578
fuck off randy
>>6088621
I was thinking soccer player but yeah thanks :)
>>6088558
that seems like a pretty easy fetish to fulfill even if you find yourself a pretty vanilla type bf
>>6088627
name is paula (the second a is silent)
>>6088633
Is it ? The impression I got was that most people don't like causing others pain.
Most guys on gay gen a few days ago said they wouldn't do it; particularly to a guy they meet on grindr
>>6088645
So what's the full scenario you're interesting in setting up
you meet some guy on grindr, they kick you in the balls, and you pleasure them sexually in return?
>>6088645
Yeah desu, it really shouldn't be hard to find someone to kick you in the balls and be ok with you getting off on that. Now, if you want someone who actually shares that fetish with you, yeah that's a bit harder, but otherwise there's nothing rationally stopping average dudes from fulfilling your fetish.
>>6088651
Okay, shit... the way you described made it funny as hell.
>"Hey, kick me in the dick and I'll suck yours..."
>>6088651
>you meet some guy on grindr, they kick you in the balls, and you pleasure them sexually in return?
basically yeah
>>6088663
Well that's basically the idea.
>>6088676
No words.
Should I go out and drink beer tonight or go to bed?
My gains. Or beer alone at the corner bar.
I want a beer.
>>6088878
Get a fucking beer
>>6088828
It's not that weird. I just like getting humiliated.
>>6088901
Think so?
I always hate going out alone, but I AM THIRSTING
>>6088907
Indulge yourself, why not?
>>6088878
>I want a beer
So open the fridge and drink one? idgi
>>6088938
I crave human interaction
I live a sequestered lifestyle.
>>6088943
Oh, was the beer a euphemism for dick? Weird euphemism if that's the case...
>>6088943
Get out there anon, be safe.
>>6088949
No. I just live a semi-introverted life style.
I go to class, I don't talk to anyone.
I go to the gym, I don't talk to anyone
I go to bars, I don't talk to anyone
etc.
I don't really talk to people unless it's on a mongolian noodle sharepoint. I have trouble believing I can relate to another person.
>>6088952
I'm feeling it. I might get dressed now.
>bf and I take a break from our relationship
>this was three months ago
>still talk occasionally
>miss him
>try talking to him
>no response
>weeks go by
>keep trying to message him
>"Seen"
>Never responds
It's not like he's trying to forget me. He hasn't even changed his relationship status to single. He's just...not talking. I want to get back with him, but if he's acting this way, should I just move on? I don't want to go back to online dating again. I just wish I knew why he's being weird and not even sending me any messages at all.
>>6089162
You need to ask him what his intentions are in the long run. If he's ignoring you flat out then he should admit that he's over with it. He owes you and answer.
tfw no jew bf
All I want is to be called a good goy
>>6088288
>but there are quite a few homos in my family
This only goes to show that the gay is contagious and we must criminalize sodomy.
>cute guy with a huge cawk messages me on grindr
>he wants to meet up
>ask him what he wants to do
>he stops responding
I feel like so many ""straights"" get on grindr out of horniness then chicken out at the last second. I was getting mad straight vibes from this guy.
does anyone have flin's snap?
Guys who use 'hehe' need to be exterminated
>>6089306
are you same anon that says this on every thread?
>>6089384
hehe :3
Does anybody else occasionally watch straight porn? I mostly do it cause it's easy to find guys seriously into the fucking, but majority of gay porn just seems so calculated and rehearsed. Nevermind all the amateur stuff that's effectively just a close-up of a hole
This guy from work is so trying to fuck me. He keeps inviting me to go to bars with him but I always turn him down cause I'm a boring asshole and honestly, I don't really know him that well. He invited me to this party today and I said no as usual. He then sent me like 100 messages begging me to go with him for some fucking reason, but I didn't. Now he just texted me saying he wants to come over to my apartment at midnight to "drink and chat."
I know I'm a little autistic but I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining things tbqh.
>>6089461
It's a pain if you ask me... so much of the gay porn I do watch is not what I want. It does have this mega rehearsed vibe to it. I swear that some of the guys aren't gay and do it for the cash.
Sad but I can find so many amateur videos of boyfriends fucking that are a million times hotter than the produced ones. I need to see them qts fucking to get my rocks off.
WE OUT HERE SMOKING PENISES NO HOMO
>>6089463
I mean, objectively I don't know the situation, but yeah it sounds like he's trying to get something going.
>>6089485
Yeah the gay for cash thing is pretty easy to read, but it's not only that. It's like the entire scene looks dry as fuck, hair is nowhere, the camera shots are fucking trash (that weird angle under the top is for some reason popular...), moans overproduced.
Thankfully people are actually into posting their sex online and thus I can find some good quality stuff, if that wasn't the case I'd probably explicitly fap to the straight stuff.
>>6089504
The fur smut got to me, so I rarely fap to even regular people these days. But more and more I've been checking out a few select sites with a lot of nice videos.
Funny enough it feels like my friends always check out the vanilla porn.
>tfw trying really hard not to develop a crush on one of my straight friends but he's insanely hot and we get along really well
life is pain
>>6089521
literally babies first straight crush
>>6089521
It's funny how this is a thing... I can't view any straight friends of mine as the least bit attractive.
>>6089541
Same. I mean, I'm sure it's a nice fantasy to jerk off too, but in actuality being attracted to your straight friend? Weird
>>6089570
I didn't know I was attracted to men for a long time, so I saw these guys at their most basic and that included a lot of dumb, at times gross things. They're good people, but I could never see myself wanting kiss, let alone even cuddle with them.
I do have one friend that would be the smallest exception, based on his personality. He's pretty much a bear.
>>6089521
tfw your best friend is getting married
Finished Alien day. Watched alien in the theater was a great experience.
Sadly, I went alone and was seated between 2 couples. Torture.
How does one make better friends, gg? I feel like there is such a power imbalance where I care and do so much for them but never see that effort returned (and am usually ignored and forgotten)
Pic related was my pocket date technically
>>6089615
>How does one make better friends
University. Church. Join community groups. Work friends. Just talk to people. I talk to everyone it is not difficult to make friends
>>6089615
God, Army... you're so cliche nerdy that it's almost too cute.
Anyway, I don't exactly know how to make "better" ones, the select few I have I've known for years and years.
Sad to say, but my social life went from busy to dead when my ex and I split. I spent SO much time with his friends, it was nice to be so active. But lately I've been the host of a game night with my roommate where we play board games, LoL and a game I've only recently started called "Dark Heresy" I guess it's Warhammer 40K meets D&D. I have a blast and it brings people together.
Plus there is one cute guy there occasionally so it's a bonus.
>>6089615
pocket date?
more like fat as fat ass date
>>6089637
I have a lot of "friends" through work or school or when I worked at the comic book store, but I guess something a little deeper. My closest friends are my ex(which doesn't work very well, given were fighting because his boyfriend is a possessive bitch), a guy who cheats on his boyfriend with me occasionally and is a hermit, and my step brother who's married and has a son.
So every weekend I basically beg to spend time with anyone, and it's just... Aggravating that I'm the only one putting effort
>>6089615
You don't make better ones, sorry. They don't exist
>>6089661
Is there something you like to do?
Join a group you like. You can find community groups online or advertise at community center (we have here at least in NY)
I joined outdoor survival group and made some friends and learned new skill.
Then you will have new friends and also something new knowledge to help in life
>>6089647
Yeah, a lot of guys think it's cute. Till they ask me to rattle off details and I start acting like an encyclopedia of useless trivia...
I used to be in a DnD group but the guy who ran it was the most boring and cliche "world builder" I've ever fallen asleep to. So i stopped going.
A cute guy is always a plus.
>>6089660
Pocket date as in my pocket.
>>6089690
you must have a big pocket
to fit how fat he is inside it
get it, because he's fat
>>6089688
I thought about that but the groups near by are... Anemic in members since I live out on the edge of the city, and I don't have a lot of time after work to drive out to downtown to do stuff.
That out door one seems super cool and is probably popular here. I know there ar hunting and skinning clubs in town
>>6089690
I for one love "uesless" trivia, you just need the right person/people.
This is my first D&D-esque group and we have me, my roommate who tends to be buzzed or drunk during for added fun, a friend of his that's amazingly friendly, and a couple that tends to bicker over details, oh and my friend joined recently and he complains about lore a lot.
>>6089694
But the alien is tiny.
>>6089704
yeah compared to how big his shirt is
because he has about 50 extra pounds on him
jk probably about 30 extra pounds tho
nah mean nigga?
I'm a 8/10
I have high standards.
>>6089701
No one actually loves useless trivia though. It's cute at first, but shortly after becomes pretty grating.
>>6089701
One of my friends got this Roleplaying Tabletop game about a murderer in a house on a hill? It sounded super fun but it's awkward when his boyfriends around so we can never play.
And yeah, DnD usually meant I buy vodka and everyone else drinks shitty beer and I roleplay as a fun race like a super dumb dwarf paladin
>>6089718
Most guys do, which is why I trade on humor and a nice smile to compensate for what I lack.
>>6089528
literally not the first time this has happened to me but I thought I was getting better at stopping myself
>>6089541
Well I think it was easier this time because I saw him around a few times before we became friends. Also like all the gay guys where I live are either ugly, have shitty personalities, or both (with maybe two exceptions)
>>6089611
>tfw most of my friends wouldn't show up to my wedding if I ever got married
>>6089770
>tfw most of my friends wouldn't show up to my wedding if I ever got married
why?
>>6089782
I'm guessing it's because they don't make imaginary invitations
>>6089796
fukkin rekt
Hitler, aka mr.nichols. How's the dollar tree, kek.
>>6089738
sounds like betrayal at house on the hill
one of my favs
>>6089821
I think that's it! It sounds super fun!
>>6089824
Sounds like you're only noticing the stereotypical fags.
>>6089821
>Betrayal at the House on the Hill
Christ, YES. Such a fun game.
>>6089845
It is. It is indeed.
>tfw can't date anyone online/through apps because if I get kidnapped I have no friends to call
wew
>>6089846
well the rest either aren't out or just have no indication that they're gay
I'm at a Christian school too so it's not exactly a place where gay guys are dying to go. But I used to have a Grindr and the only cute ones were at another nearby college
>>6089813
umm haven't worked there since I was 18, so good question
what is everyone's opinion on the male athletes coming out at Yale? not a huge surprise since that's the gayest Ivy
>>6089906
Do you think you're entitled to have sex with only cute guys? Grow up, kid. Throw dat boypussy
>>6089951
don't really care,
unrelated, I used to bang an athlete at yale
he was aight, bit of an attention whore
Make way, bitches
fuck 'yonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXUfBxMbC3A
>>6089987
queen has bops and the white gays can't hold her down
>>6089979
which sport
>>6089951
>some college dudes are gay
whoa
groundbreaking
>>6090013
i'd rather not say, could be traced back too easily, Ivy's are small schools.
>>6090059
>you're no fun
>says the guy who says 'big butt sports'
>>6090059
you started us down this lame path, I'm just following your lead
>>6090059
>if he played one of the big butt sports
oh, yes, yes he did
>>6090097
dont pretend to be me
>>6089937
Well give me your skype. We used to chat with milk back then.
>>6090107
I don't use skype anymore
I use discord now
also who is u
>>6090110
Dixie Normous
I miss talking to the group that probably is disbanded.
>>6090102
um what? you're the imposter
>>6090123
oh you're really going to continue pretending to be me? gtfo
>>6090118
were you the kid who was brewing DMT tea?
memory is kinda shit
>>6090135
Curly dark brown hair. DMT is illegal, senpai.
>>6090212
nichols, gib discord plox
I wouldnt admit to dmt but dmt
I'm on a 1000 calories a day diet and I make sure everything I eat has a spicy component. For metabolism/"filling feeling" component. It's been two weeks and boy is my butthole feeling it.
>>6090135
It's that annoying guy who called himself Bear that would always sit on cam looking smug without saying anything.
>>6090266
I keep telling myself to go vegetarian because I have delusions that it will solve all of my problems but I'm afraid of colon-clogging plant poops.
>>6090273
If you're a good bottom you'll be cleaning out your boy hole yourself anyways.
>>6090272
Fuck off bane. You have been here for 2 years. At least I left.
>>6090339
And then you came back begging to join a skype group cos you crush on the owner lmao
anyways gnight lads xx
>>6090300
I'm a top famalamadingdong
>>6088172
Sometimes I feel like I am ugly.
is there a chatroom anymore? Both of the TCs seem to always be kill.
>>6089953
Why would I want to fuck guys I'm not attracted to though? I'm not that desperate for sex. I'd rather just have a qt bf
>>6090363
According to Freudian theory you're the one who has the crush on hitler and you're projecting it onto me.
Sigmund Freud, Case Histories II
Fuck off, Bane. You've always been a bit too salty even for the sea.
>>6090407
Me too.
>tfw you will never find someone this nice + understanding
>>6088164
Sorry it's rageork and you should see Dublin as my location and a pic of me
>>6090514
How can he be as old as that character seems and never have been alone with a boy. Did he not have any friends. Completely unrealistic.
>>6090417
Nobody uses Freud any more, his theories were debunked years ago.
>>6090530
>debunked
Frued was a genius and you can't disprove his theorys. In-fact anyone I have observed saying such has never read his works, is spouting what they heard, or is in effect offended by what he has to say which is essentially the truth.
Try reading a book instead of spouting off others opinions.
>>6090522
its not that rare to be a virgin at like 23 or so
its uncommon, but not rare
>tfw no muscular bf with a lightly hairy torso
>>6090568
>tfw no captain America bf to call me "bucky" after our first night together
>>6090550
virgin sure, but the guy says its the first time he is with another man in the same room.
>>6090514
This is trying a bit hard, cute but... sheesh.
Why do I have to be a over-sensitive faggot? I can't even think in him without turn my eles into tears.
>>6090603
>I can't even think in him without turn my eles into tears.
same
>>6089162
He's most likely having sex and was cheating on you before but told you it was a 'break' so he could come back whenever he was done.
I mean I don't know him or the relationship but I've heard this story too many times and it seems likely.
>>6090609
>eyes
Fix'd.
>>6090600
maybe he used to live in a lesbian commune? show some respect
how does this make you feel
>>6090634
>>6090603
Ah. Well, chin up, bucko.
>>6090643
>that last panel
Cute sun is cute.
>>6090609
>It's your d-d-dick right
> No it's my entire body *flexs bicep* >>6090643
Does ... Fuck the sun?
>>6090657
>I'm about to declare CIVIL WAR on your ass!
>...Steve... what...?
>>6090643
reminds me of ant comic
>>6090661
>I'm not good at sexy talk ... I'm going to ... commandeer your vessel
>Steve that doesn't make sense
Gaygen is kill
>>6090867
it almost always is at this time
>>6090872
How depressing
>this guy grabs your ass in the club what do you do? All you see is his chest
>>6090877
dem titties doe
speaking of semi unwanted social interactions
my "fwb"? or whatever he is invited me over this weekend to hang out over the weekend, but Saturday everyone in his house is having an end of semester party kinda thing which I'll obviously be present for and I already really don't like parties at all, but the only interactions I've had with his roommates were awkward as hell because of a whole other thing
so definitely looking forward to that...
>not liking parties
Why are you guys so autistic?
>>6090938
parties were never really my scene
especially college parties
I find laid back/chill events and gatherings to be much more appealing
>>6090877
This dude is fucking delicious.
>>6090938
parties can suck when theres not many people you can make a connection with
>>6090908
How old is this guy?
>>6090952
>>6090908
Yeah he's pretty hot,
I was messaging him but he likes fisting and stuff so nah
Still it's a close choice, maybe I can talk him down
>>6090521
Oh okay cool dude, I'll add you but I won't be home for a few days now to actually be online, I'll still be posting from my phone though in the mean time.
>>6091010
Maybe he can talk his big meaty fist up your tight ass.
>>6091010
Tbh I'd give fisting a shot for him.
>>6091097
Maybe so but I don't want to be deflowered by a fist pummeling my poopshoot
