How do I hook up with a transsexual woman? I'm male, white, 6'1 lean and muscular, good in bed, reasonably smart and able to hold a conversation. What are my chances of scoring a hot TS female and how do I make this happen?
>>6078579
B R I S B A N E
>>6078592
I live in the USA.
>>6078598
>can't find a tranny to fuck in the USA
do you live in a particularly conservative part or something?
>>6078604
Yep. Midwest. I'm at a large state university.
>>6078610
let me guess
university of utah
tgirls please..... Please speak to me
do you just want to fuck? look for an escort
or make a grindr account and look for mtfs there
>>6078579
>wants a ts
>that is cute
that's your problem.
just fuck a cute male, totally passable as female trap and admit you're bi/gay
>>6078579
lurk in mtfg
find the ones with the yuuge dicks
open butt
>>6078579
I got my butt fucked by a transgirl and it hurt so fuckin much I had to make her stop
I need to start stretching out my asshole i guessgod she was girthy
>>6078632
Dude, there are fucktons of trannies in utah. SLC especially. We have an informed consent clinic and shit nigguh.
>>6078640
What do you want?
>>6079077
let's just talk right now, ok ?
>>6079108
Alright. What do you wanna talk about?
>>6079118
what on earth are you doing right now
>>6079152
Talking to some chaser and playing crush crush. I'm a qt tranny grill with a gt so i'm perfect for the job.
>>6079160
wtf is crush crush is that f----in grandmum game.....? are you in your late late 40s?
>>6078579
backpage desu
>>6079169
http://www.kongregate.com/games/sadpandastudios/crush-crush
It's a cheesy kongregate idle clicker. It just updated to i wanna find out what the ring does.
You don't play flash games anon?
>>6078592
Brisbane here, Sup
>>6079176
I'm loyal to the impossible quiz, the impossible quiz 2, the list could go on.
>>6079223
That's uh pretty uninteresting anon. Do you do anything else?
>>6079230
Lmao this list goes on m8.... U can't just read my words yu gotta read my mind... Game your brain...
Talk to me about anime.
>>6078592
>>6079204
Literally this.
>>6079260
Anime eh? You're one of them types arn't you? Well you're lucky that i was raised a boy and all the fujoshi fell for me in highschool and got me into that garbage.
What are your thought on Gargantia?
>>6079277
Oh god I feel like a bred pleb right now I don't know this tv show. Is this like avatar but for aspies rather than autistics, gosh I'm ashamed
[/spoiler]im watching k-on the major motion picture again currently[spoiler]
>>6079301
>watching k-on
Anon common you're better than that.
>>6079315
stop because I already get shamed for watching a "rock" television show when I'm home and my brother forces me to listen to jazz/ play jazz because of it, he knows no boundaries and fkin pat methany is in my head always because of this shame society
>>6079328
your brother sounds like a dope. I have a judgy older brother too. He gives me shit for listening to anythign other than punk rock but fuck that.
Stand up for yourself anon. Don't let your brother cuck you about.
Anyways ever watch detroit metal city? Maybe your borther wont give you so much shit for watching a 'rock' anime if it's not about cute girls.
>>6079338
Lmao Him and his gf get smug about jazz and do jazz combos inside the house and full jazz albums are always playing all around me so it doesn't stop. He won't listen to anything else.. He won't listen to me.... I think he has vu&n albumbut I think he broke it
Maybe I watched Detroit metal city but I think I'm getting it mixed up with an extremely shitty movie about KISS that i watched at like age 12
Just tell them you're rich and you'll pay for their surgery OP. They will line up for you to smash and then just move on.
>>6079369
He sounds pretty cool actually anon. Too bad he's so narrow minded.
Detroit metal city is actually a reference to detroit rock city. Who would a thunked eh? They're not really alike though. DMC is more of a satire on all that stuff. There's a reason the main characters stage character seems really reminiscent to KISS.
Are you more of a moe guy? I really like comedies and artsy anime myself. Action's pretty good too.
>>6079389
I just got off of panty and stocking w/ garterbelt which strained me because it strayed to close to adult swim shit which gives me bad vibes, but otherwise it was fine. Could you recc me something along the same lines as that?
also u got a guro collection m8 ?
>>6079413
I mostly liked panty and stocking in retrospect. I remember the firs time i tried to watch it i hated all the toilet humour. The first episode is literally about shit. Anyways you can't really go wrong if you watch anything else made by gainax. FLCL is the same zany humour and might get a remake so you might as well watch it now.
Of course I've got a guro collection. [spoiler]It's one of my kinks. [/spoiler]
>>6079424
Yeh p&sw/g forced me to think about repressed shit like captain underpants and texts like The day my butt went psycho. So it was about demons for me and finally coming face to face. K-on took my edge off
{spoilers} I have guro too can't say as I feel guilty about it, just the cringey kind of edgy (spoilers)
>>6079438
Man those books were my youth. Can you believe they made whats his face gay? Total bullshit.
Edgyness is no good anon. But i gotta admit i always find my past self cringe inducing. Maybe that's more about low self esteem though.
Why did you feel the need to talk to a tranny so much anon? You're not thinking of doing anything permanent otherwise are you?
>>6079451
No, I'm not t. It's hard not to make it sound fetishtic but I've been trying to find some sort of transgirl to befriend. It didn't work out in real life since there's like 2-3 around me and they're so far away. I'm not sure if I'm really looking for any sort of real connection. I've been here since October.
>>6079491
What is it about trans girls that makes you want to befriend us? Why not just be friends with any regular girl or guy?
>>6079510
It's probably my internet life crossing over into my real life. I've spent a lot of my winter on here so naturally the kind of exposure I get from here bleeds into my real life, wherein I don't talk to people for the most part.
>>6079524
I'm not sure what you mean. Are you saying you watcha lot of trans porn so you want an irl trans?
It's kind a like watching anime right? You think a girl would be great but it's 3dpd. You know i poop like everyone else. I always though that was the trouble with a lot of people i meet. They just want to image not the real thing.
>>6079537
nahhhh, it's more like i've spent a lot of time around transgirls on here (4chan.org/lgbt/) so that translated to wanting to meet them in real life. obviously i know that image ≠ individual. it's hard to explain, it probably just has to do with me half-heartedly trying to make friends with whoever without having a real reason to other than just to kind of get close to someone.
>>6080650
Anon that's pretty sad but if you wanna meet local trannies try a /soc/ thread. I don;t think I really have anything to offer you.
>>6078579
go to anime conventions in south east asia
teenage traps and ladyboys in adorable clothes everywhere
its ridiculous
>>6078579
Wow this thread is gay as fuck even for /lgbt/ desu
OP first off you are a faggot. Secondly if you live in the city that has your SU then you might want to try Grindr, OKC, or Craigslist to give yourself an idea of what is available for free.
Let me give you the real talk tho pham: outside of Chicago there is not shit in the Midwest in the way of trans girls PERIOD. With the exception of Ohio State University in Columbus you wont find shit even for prostitutes, and they will almost always be niggers. State universities tend to be away from major population centers, at least in the midwest; so outside of the student body you probably wont find shit, within the student body you will find 1-2 hons and a 4-5 cute fembois MAYBE, this is reality. The shit is all numbers familia, and the bottom line is that outside of Chicago the numbers just arent there.
If you want a big selection of trans girls its NY, LA, Chicago, Miami, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, etc you need a major metro area with an international airport to find anything like what you represented in your OP pic. Basically if population is less than 1million just flat out forget it, and anything less than 4.5million is shit tier plain and simple.
Get at me if you need further advisement pham.
>>6078610
At least say where bitch
>>6078579
Big cities, don't call them transsexual or "a transgendered" and absolutely do not, under any circumstances, admit that you are a chaser. Don't overcompensate and talk about how you aren't usually into that kind of girl or say stuff like "you're really pretty for a transwoman." This is good advice for any woman belonging to a minority group really. Treat them like a person, or find a pro and pay to treat them like an object.
>>6078610
good thing he didn't name the school or else we would've been able to narrow down his identity to one of 50,000 fucking people.
>>6080650
desu senpai ive met somebody like you
you guys are the reason why we are suspicious of chasers being autistic
>>6081769
>niggers
said the nigger
