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I want Hillary inside me
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>>6072676

If only our dreams could come true.
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im getting a chihuahua fuck it im lonely
gna be lit af
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so how's rugby/sweden going? Still strong?
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>>6072710

:/
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>>6072726
wait what, did you get dusted?
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>>6072704
Please don't.

>stupid
>annoying
>ugly
>almost untrainable
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>>6072704
I hate those rats.
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>>6072704
I love you too much for that, so please don't.
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>>6072704

dogs are shit tier, get a cute pussy instead
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>>6072660
awww look at bernie
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MUSIC TIME
http://youtu.be/QHeeYDwYqZs
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>>6072732
lol ur so wrong
chis are really intelligent and form really strong bonds with their owners. only reason why so many of them are so badly behaved is bc their owners wont correct bad behaviour bc its qt and harmless and not scary when its coming from a tiny little dog breed like a chihuahua. and ye they are stubborn bc of their intelligence but they really arent untrainable. they understand commands well you just need to give them motivation bc they arent retards.
>>6072737
t b h people talk so much shit about chihuahuas and its just memes and it just makes me want one even more
literally underdogs
>>6072746
nuh<3
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>>6072835
You're never going to train it properly. It's going to shit and piss all over your house. It's going to assault you and any visitors you have. You're going to hate it.

Believe me, this happens to 99.99% of chihuahua owners. A good 70% of all dog owners in general too. But don't say I didn't warn you.
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http://www.myvidster.com/video/63870938/Sexy_Hung_Man_Strips_Outdoors
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>>6072835
Just don't.

You and I can fuck one another and then get a st benard or a lab. It'll be 10x better
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>>6072704
I have a rottweiler. I'm objectively better than you fampai.
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>>6072847
>>6072853

In my experience chihuahuas are definitely trainable, it's just that most bad chihuahuas have owners that don't really train them or socialize them. I've certainly met some shithead chihuahuas, but I've met well behaved ones too, not a huge fan of em though, if I was gonna get a small dog I'd get a dachshund.
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>>6072879

It's the same thing for german shepherds, very trainable dogs, but I've met a lot of bad shepherds with owners that don't know shit how to work with them, though I think even some good ones are still prone to neurotic tendencies.
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>>6072847
w/e im pretty good with dogs if i can train a staffie i can train a chihuahua
>>6072853
>st.bernard
inbred af and drool everywhere
>lab
toilet roll advert dogs
>>6072858
i like rotties but i probably wouldnt be able to handle it tho
too big t b h
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>>6072879
>>6072883

Going off on another tangent I've always heard Yorkies are really hard to train for some reason.
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>>6072879
one of the main reasons i want a chi is how healthy they are as a breed tho
seeing likev daschunds waddling bc they fd up spine or frenchies snuffling constantly bc they cant breath just annoys me (with the breeders who made them like that obviously)
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>>6072921

Yeah Dachshunds are more prone to back issues, it's not as bad if you keep them at a healthy weight though, lot of owners don't though, I've seen a fair share of overweight dachshunds, overweight small dogs in general really. I think pugs are cute in a way, but they've got too many issues, and I think the bulldog breed shouldn't even exist as it currently does.
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>>6072726
I'd have it as xXxSingleBigGuyxXx. If you're going to imitate me, at least put some effort in.

>>6072710
Yeah I'm booking my flight tomorrow, going back in May.
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>6 months without seeing sister
>come to visit her
>she spends the day on her phone (talking to a boy who is a 4/10 when she could easily do an 8/10) and barely even speaks to me

young people these days
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>>6072950
Rape some respect into her. Allah inshallah, brother.
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>>6072932
bulldogs only live 6yrs on average
makes me so angry
kennel clubs need to be banned imo
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>>6072978

I'm not so sure about the 6 year average lifespan, I've met plenty of them that lived a fair bit longer than that, a search says average lifespan is 8-10 years, which isn't good, but isn't overly terrible either.
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>>6072990
idk i read a study probably new info
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>>6073013

Eh I don't know, 8-10 sounds a bit more realistic, 6-7 is more the average lifespan of a very big dog such as a mastiff. Bulldogs tend to have a lot of health problems, but most can be managed.
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My wittle Lala died recently. He had a cancer. He was 17 years old. I miss that old bastard :,(
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>>6073090
Uhhh...
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>>6073090
RIP Lala :'(
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>>6073090

Not the most flattering pic, I guess cancer around the eyes/face? My dog Hunter developed cancer around his cheek and other places, it was pretty sad seeing it progress and it progressed fast.
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>>6073108
He's buried in my back yard. I'm growing watermelons over his grave cause he didn't go up to black people sometimes.
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>>6073113
Yeah. He started forming it when we started making him become an outside cat. He had it for a while but we do ally decided to put him down when we found an abscess on his neck
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>>6073117
I mean, can you blame him? Lala sounds like a champ bro RIP.
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>>6073127
He once hissed and clawed at black boy outside my house. Black boy used to bully me.
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>>6073142
wow what a hero :'(
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I have a plan to come out as transgender and then say it was a rise and that I'm "only" gay and that it could have been worse.

There's no way this could backfire
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>>6073142
pmsl you sound like a fucking faggot
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>>6073150
He scared me. He had bat all the time and played football. I carried a 3ft iron bar in my backpack in case the nigger got frisky.
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>>6073156
...awh was the scary nigger calling you names??? carry a 3ft iron bar with you thats entirely reasonable and not fucking autistic af nuh
this is why you got bullied lmao
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>>6072660
>I can't unsee this
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>>6073174
Leave him alone his kitty just died :((
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>>6073123

Ah sorry to hear about your loss, always sucks to lose a pet.
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>>6073174
Bar inferior to iron bar. Iron bar better. Iron bar heavy, and long, swing fast and blunt. Bat her broken by bar. Bar break bat. I find bar in tree stump like King Arthur.
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>>6073184
listen to this faggot tho >>6073202
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>Tfw no jewish bf to pass over that dick
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>>6073202
This is like me with bar. I was in the age of technological defence for my age. I was my own King Arthur
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going to a bdsm con with my bf this week lol
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>>6073090
>>6073123

You really shouldn't be allowed to own another pet. Since you didn't take good care of the one that died. It looks you abused it to be honest. I'm close to calling ASPCA.
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>>6072957
t. Rugbyturk
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>wasted 90 minutes of my life on what was essentially a Go-Pro commercial

That was my Saturday night.
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>>6073623
salami cum allah is the light muhammed is the lantern takbir derka derka religion of peace
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What's the PC way to say socially retarded?
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>>6073115
why do gay guys look like this
there's 100 of these eyebrows on hornet
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>>6073675
Socially inept?
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>>6073474
I took care of him every hour of every day for 17 years you bastard. He had fucking cancer, I had not other fucking choice but to put down my best friend. That old bastard was around for me when my dads alchoholic girlfriend would scream at me, when I constantly dealt with bullying, when I tried numerous times to kill myself. Burn in tell you inconsiderate bastard. Dont you dare call me a bad owner if I made my cat the happiest bastard on this planet until the day he fucking DIED.
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>>6073691
Trannies are the only guys who can pick eyebrow successfully
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>>6073717
>every hour of every day for 17 years
Sounds a bit excessive, anon.
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Really bored not really looking to chat I just want to text if your bored to text me or send me a pic (706) 622-0940
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>>6073730
I cared about that motherfucker so much. I would wake up at night and check up on him all the time. He was always well fed, I changed his water at least 5 times a day so he would have fresh water, and had an auto feeder and self filling watering bowl when I had to leave.
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>>6073743
...Anxiety issues much?
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>>6073747
Although I do take medication for it, it wasn't anxiety. I just really cared about the well being of my cat.
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>>6073751
Caring and controlling are not opposites
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i wish i were a cute girl
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>>6073782
I wish you were a cute girl too
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>>6073787
thank you
me too
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Not sure what board is appropriate for this so I'll ask you guys.

Do you guys think chin liposuction include fat around a jaw?

I'm already losing weight at a good pace, but my face fat is something I cannot stand for much longer.
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>>6073801
It's most likely bloating from water due to high estrogen levels. Get your test levels checked and start taking some natural test boosters like ZMA.
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>tfw /r9k makes you like /gaygen/ more
None of you faggots better change.
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>>6073813
I think I am bloated from water too, but fat is also a big problem.
I should get tested though, I wouldn't be surprised if I did have high estrogen levels, and I'll look more into ZMA too.
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>>6073819
love you too friend
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>>6073767
I didn't control him at all. I let him do whatever days usually do. I just wanted to make sure he was well taken care of
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>>6073819
4chan in general has been extra annoying lately.
I blame /v/.
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>>6073831
If you have water retention it has more to do with sodium and potassium intake than estrogen. Don't listen to the fatty. He's an idiot.
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>>6073832
Thanks, we need to stick together. ALL OF US.

>>6073840
I go there for fun, I see a thread about something hypothetical and gay. When I make a legit post about having dated guy, it turns into a shitstorm.

It's almost like they don't know what interaction is... ohhhhhhhhhhh... I see my mistake...
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>>6073831
It's just Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin B6. It helps you sleep better and raises test levels. The only side effect is that you're gonna get some crazy as fuck dreams.

Tribulus terrestris, horny goat weed, maca, D-Aspartic acid etc. all help too.

>>6073846
https://www.acsm.org/docs/current-comments/dehydrationandestrogen.pdf
> Body water retention is common in high estrogen states
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2849969/

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK OFF I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR COUSIN AND MARRY HER OFF TO A BELGIAN YOU FUCKING CUNT

srsly shut up you don't know shit
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>>6073859
Angry little fattyrug
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>>6073881
that pupper raped that cat in the face haha lol xD
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>tfw I still get texts and messages from a guy I stopped dating 5 months ago
What do you guys think I should do?
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>>6073935

Poop on the floor, put your back into it.
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>>6073937
Damn, that's solid advice!
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>tfw you have filtered all the tranny buzwords
>45 threads filtered

/lgbt/ can be saved
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>>6073956
>hide trans/les gens
>/gaygen/ is constantly in limbo

Why I come here is beyond me...
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>>6073956
>Le I filter everything meme

Here's your (you) you cancerous faggot.
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>>6072710
Yeah still going strong he's coming to stay with me for a few weeks again in about a month
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>>6073971
I only come to /lgbt/ some of the time. Mostly I just stay on /int/ because shitposting is life.

>>6074000
Don't you have 40+ other threads to bitch about your hormones in?
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Would anyone here date a bulimic if they were lowkey about it?
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>>6074286
If they were Loki I'd date them regardless
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Women in the future will be replaced by axlotl tanks.
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>>6074286
I have control issues so I would probably try to help them, then prevent them, then forcing them to stop. They would hate me in the end.
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>>6072660
>red bra
>che on tit
>hebrew tattoo
>multiple pot leaves
>yin yang
This woman is everything /pol/ is talking about
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>>6074382
Sounds like the situation I'm currently in.

Although they don't try to help, they just tell me It's disgusting and I need to fucking stop.

I just lie to them now about it so they think I 'recovered'.
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would you date an amputee?
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>>6074484

Only if they had no arms, legs, or head.
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>>6074484

Would you date somebody with extra arms?
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>>6074513

no, because extra arms means extra pectorals and latissimus dori, andi dont see where you could fit those muscles without making someone's torso look lumpy and misshapen
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>>6074520
>turning down a literal god
s m h
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>>6074528
>tfw no Anubis bf
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>>6074532
I know that feel too well
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>>6074528

would you date Budai?
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>>6074484

He's looks better on the left
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>>6074539
At least being gay is an automatic ticket to hell, so Anubis will judge us with his cock
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>>6074540
>implying budai would involve himself in such worldly matters
would fuck apollo tho what a qt
>>6074552
i dont think the egyptians saw faggotry as being a big deal
they hardly ever even spoke about it
theres like one story of seth raping horus so the gods werent above it
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>>6074602

Haha... this is like the "there's something about Mary" of ancient Egypt.
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>>6074630
i dont get that reference
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>>6074666
You've just been...mind freaked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS2HdJZwFnI
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Almost out.
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>>6072704
disgusting. rather be lonely than have this shit piece of shit.
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>>6072763
do you want a mind-altering parasite with that
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>>6074602
Alright, sounds like its all good for us then.
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>>6074969
aztec kings would have literally hundreds of these qts running around their palaces fucking shit up
chihuahuas are one of the most ancient + royal breeds of doggers and should be highly respected
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>>6074992
this is you
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>>6074998
>tfw you will never wreck niqs bp
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>>6074992
>aztec kings would have literally hundreds of these qts running around their palaces fucking shit up
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA
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>>6074998
>bring so insecure about ur masculinity you have to attack other species for how they were bred
having a wiley lil mexican bandito isnt effeminate anyway
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>>6075004
they were work dogs
chihuahuas were for the royalty
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>>6075011
>work dogs
>literally pictured as gods
Keep your barking rats, delusional faggot
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>>6074992
They wuz kangs
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>>6075024
>get treated like shit in the mortal life
>get some religious iconography
gd deal lol
chihuahuas were idolised too nobhed
>>6075046
funny meem
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>>6072780
AND FOR WHAT YOU ASK
WHEREFORE ALL THIS PAIN
so jesus
CAN DRIVE HIS FUCKING TRAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n9DmjRzor0
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>dating qt virgin
>tfw you've created a dick-hungry monster
>tfw he has a slight stutter so it's even cuter when he begs or talks dirty
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>>6075170
...post lewds pls
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>>6075137
AND I AXE YOU WHY
DID THEY HAVE TO DIE
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYysPFYJwtA
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>any dog but this

Nope.
Except variants of this and wolves.

Just sucks that they have so many health complications in later life.
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>tfw too egocentered and unable to feel love despite people falling in love with me
>tfw only feel lust and sexual attraction
This is truly the worst feel
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>>6075218
jerp
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>>6075240
>This is truly the worst feel
Confirming the ego thing, anon.
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>>6075179
He was in speech therapy for it pretty early on as a kid so it only happens if something is going on that makes him 'forget' himself. It's a secret game of mine to see how many times I can get him to do it.

It kind of caused some problems a bit at first. I knew he was kind of inexperienced and mostly in the closet when I first started talking to him. So when we first started having sex, he'd be trying to say something or tell me not to stop and I'd get worried that I'd freaked him out or hurt him something. Especially when he could only get as far as 'don't'. So I'd stop. Which drove him insane because I inadvertently would up teasing the shit out of him. Turns out he was just being vocal and trying to be communicative. (He had apparently read that not being shy about telling your partner what you want is a good thing. And yes, the fact that he did 'research' before we started having sex was beyond cute to me.) We seem to have found a pretty good rhythm now, though.
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Was at work and saw a guy so beefy and hairy he looked like a character straight out of a bara comic. I didn't realise these people actually existed it was pretty surreal. Safe to say I struggled to keep my boner from popping out my jeans for the rest of the day.
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Hairy fat guys r real.
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>>6075002
never say never xo
>>6074998
lol'd
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>>6075478
I wish he was fat.
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>>6075456
Holy shit natapoc I didn't know you were still here
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>>6075296
This is beyond cute. I want one.
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>>6075484
pomeranians are like 999999 x faggier than chihuahuas
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>>6075796

obviously not because i have some small measure of self respect
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>>6075637
I dont give a fuck, faggot.

They're adorable, and i would cuddle it every day and still make you my bitch every night.
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>>6075296
>inadvertently edging virgin bf
>but it's cute

thanks op now my heart has a boner
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>>6075796

To some extent, I seem to attract Macchiavellian personalities. Probably because:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDql1VzAfs
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>>6075170

how did you meet?

t. incredibly shy virgin
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>>6075796
>>6074513
>>6074484
Would you date an amputee conman with multiple prosthetic arms?
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am I cute
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>>6075924
Would respond and get to know better.
Would also tell to kill the stache and beard pretty early on.
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>>6075828
lol bby pls
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>>6075924
nah

drop bout 60lbs
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>>6075924
lose weight
+ get a haircut that isnt middle school tier
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>>6075924

show chest, stomach, back, butt, cock, thighs, and calves so I can truly decide

Your face is a 6/10, slightly above average.
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>>6075931
only mexicans like chihuahuas

lemme guess, you're a poor peso dealing taco wheeling inbred?
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>>6075828
niqs a whiney fattie
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Niq's hot.
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>>6075924
your hairline is kind of odd
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>>6075945
white women love chihuahuas
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>>6075958
>white trash loves chihuahuas
FTFY
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>>6075931
haha true
>>6075947
haha true
>>6075954
haha true
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>>6075962
Paris Hilton > you
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>>6075971
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>>6075971
Me>you

enjoy being white trash and licking the cum from hiltons outstretched ass
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>>6075977
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>>6075945
no im a faggy brit twink
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TASTY J U I C E
drink it then convert it to wee wee
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>>6075947
lol im not niq
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>>6075992
it was a reply to me though
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>>6075998
haha lol
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>Meet cute guy through friend
>set up a date
>falls through, end up at his place
>no sex just naked cuddling and watching drag queen shit
>wake up this morning to blowjob
>couldnt finish he did
>watch yt vids and naked spoon more
>plan to do more next weekend

Was actually nice to feel intimate with someone rather than just straight to sex desu.
How was your weekend GG?
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>>6076057
my last weekend was like that but with sex
was supposed to happen again this weekend but I got mono
so I spent it alone in my room
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>>6075992
>>6075998
YEAH YOU FAT RETART
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>>6076057
>picked up, played and finished the new StarFox
>played table top/board games
>spent entire weekend with friends
>saw shitty movie to cap off their time here

All-in-all? Not bad. The icing on it all is that there's an actually cute guy that comes over with a mutual friend and he's actually gay.
Knowing that, I actually ended up flirting with him a little. And he's the first person in ages to be a challenge in Smash Bros.
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>>6076057

i visited Alan Turings old dorm/workspace and attended some lectures

then today i just did work
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>>6076099
stop being a slut then, slut.

>>6076108
Nioce mate, good luck with that! did you beat him to show your dominance?

>>6076125
Not everyday is action packed I guess, what's there to see at Turings dorm/workplace?
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>>6076125
What lectures are you attending on a weekend, mmmmhm?

Sounds like you're hiding something honey.
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>>6076135
mono isn't an std lol
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>>6076150
Joshler, mono is called the kissing disease for a reason, ya clown.
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>>6076150
go be a slut somewhere else, or at least sort your mop out :^)
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>>6076135
I did but I wasn't rude about it. He seemed happy to have a challenge too.
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>>6076150
>loses virginity
>gets std
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>>6076197
mono takes weeks to show up
if anything, it's god punishing me for degeneracy

>>6076159
it's ultra contagious
could have gotten it anywhere
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>>6076203
>ultra contagious

Spread via transfer of bodily fluids, usually kissing, sharing cups, etc. you slut.

When i had it i was told i could still go to school and i was like "lol no."
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>>6076203
5 months later and I still don't feel better ><
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>>6076220
>sharing cups
>slutty
You never had any friends I gather?
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Because no one of the fetish thread is giving me advice: If I met a random on grindr; told him if he kicked me in the balls then I would suck his dick would most guys would say yes ?
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>>6076267
depends on if you're actually attractive
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>>6076275

Is 5/10 face with a skelly body enough ?
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>>6076267
no. for many, many reasons
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>>6076291

Why not ?
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>>6076267
If someone kicked me in the balls and then anything went near the back of my throat i would 100% vomit everywhere
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>>6076297
one, I don't do hookups
two, if I wanted my dicked sucked that badly, I wouldn't have to partake in weird fetish ball kicking
three, I don't partake in weird fetish shit
four, >5/10 face
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>>6076322

Well I'd probably wait like 10 minutes between getting kicked and sucking his dick.
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>>6076324
>one, I don't do hookups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzgUyfmMkKA
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>>6076057
It was pretty great. I worked some, had some good food, smoked weed and texted with my bf. He and some friends are coming over in a few for snacks, drinks and Game of Thrones.

He's bringing his dog (bad separation anxiety but also I love dogs) and is going to stay over. So probably sex of some kind is going to happen at least once.
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>>6076358
https://youtu.be/ZFHZ2ohP7To

I don't, girl
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>>6076267
how do people let themselves sink so low
imagine if you told 5yo you when you grow up you are going to be a grown man who sexually enjoys being kicked in the balls by other grown men and fapping to sonic the hedgehog
lol ffs why
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>>6076267

Sure anon I'll kick you in your balls and then spit on you
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>>6076145

It was a special "Masterclass" day with guest lecturers on Engineering. Its not exactly my field, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.

>>6076135

A little plaque and table of Turing-related stuff

turing is a cool guy though - directly saved almost 6 million lives with his work. Although the whole "forced castration" thing was kindof a low point.
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>>6076377
oh no...

>>6076358
honey...
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>>6076371
>He's bringing his dog (bad separation anxiety but also I love dogs)
Captain autismo?
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>>6076405
https://youtu.be/N_lfJOsqltg
it only gets worse
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>Accidentally send guy a snap (Just of the table at a party) as I mass-send it
>He starts messaging me
>He starts sending me snaps of his cat
>He sends a snap video of him jerking off under a blanket
>Literally just send me a message "Miss youuu!"
>I've literally never seen this guy in real life
>We've only chatted
>Can't even remember what he looks like
What do?
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>>6076391

Are you a strong kicker ?

>fapping to sonic the hedgehog

That's was really the only pic I could quickly find.
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>>6076418

Yeah I have pretty strong legs
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>>6076377

That wasn't an offer, but I appreciate your patriotism.
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>>6076415
ignore him
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>>6076267
Sane guys wouldn't.
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>>6076425
>That wasn't an offer
motherfucker, your autistic ass couldn't pay me to have sex with you
go away
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>>6076424

Nice; you work out ?

>>6076434

:( is this really so bad- they would only be hurting me ?
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>>6076393
Turing was a pederast that lured young teenage boys into his home and raped them.
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>>6076442
*you're
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>>6076462

I've been trying to work out more, I've only been doing running several times a week and rock wall climbing, but I might take up lifting eventually.
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>>6076462

what if you rupture something and are injured permanently?

sane people dont want to be responsible for GBH
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>>6076463

[citation needed]

>>6076468

post forearms pls
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>>6076462
>they would only be hurting me ?
Exactly. I don't know what kind of sane person would want to inflict pain on someone else, even if later they get a benefit out of it (getting their dick sucked in this situation). I know I wouldn't. I'd walk away from the situation.

Sadists are fucked up.
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>>6076469

The risk is on me and they don't have to do it too hard. Besides I doubt I will rupture something.

>>6076468

Post legs.
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>>6076442
>motherfucker, your autistic ass couldn't pay me to have sex with you

The joke was you having terms, though. You're sick, you need rest.
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>>6076476
http://www.returnofkings.com/26006/how-the-pardon-of-alan-turing-is-yet-another-attack-against-male-heterosexuality

The anti-buggery laws was mostly against pederastery not homosexuality as we have been led to believe.
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>>6076476

Nah my arms aren't that strong, I haven't really done much lifting or exercise for arms.
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>>6076430
I did but it showed 'read' on his message, Now he replied with ":/" after ignoring him.

WHAT DOOO
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>>6076492

That website specifically bans women and homosexuals from entering and viewing articles.

Just by linking it you are showing you don't believe in its ethos.
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>>6076492
>return of kings
didnt even read
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>>6076410
His dog is the one with separation anxiety, actually. Australian Shepherds don't normally get it as bad as other breeds, but he's a rescue.
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>>6076509
block him and completely ghost the nigga
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SNAPCHAT GUY JUST SEND A DICKPIC OUT OF THE BLUE
WHAT DO
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>>6076528
Send him one back
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>>6076528
Dude must really want you to see his dick. Do you really want or need our advice on how to handle dick pics? Do what you want.
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>>6076519
>>6076518
The myth of Alan Turing is the myth of liberal progress.
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>>6076528
>open snapchat
>hold down snap button
>point at monitor
>play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlOdHxjweA

you're welcome.
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>>6076554
Or you could return the flavor and send him a pic of your gummy worm
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>>6076542
>>6076549
I don't know what he looks like and I don't want to lead him on

>>6076554
Oh my god I want to do this but it would be such a dickmove
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>>6076525
CINNAMONROLL ANON!?
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>>6076492

I found that article the last time you made this claim. Your claim is still bullshit. The article speculates, with zero evidence, that because Turing was willing to break the law to have gay sex that he must have been willing to break the AoC, too.

But his actual confirmed sexual partner was 19, and in reality there's more than just the law that separates the body of a 19-year-old from that of a 13-year-old, so there's nothing to suggest that Turing's preference for this younger man represented a preference for underage ones. Also, the law was clearly prohibiting homosexual behavior - which is evidenced not only by Turing's case (which involved no one under the AoC) but other historical cases. The last execution in England for homosexuality, for instance, was carried out against two men for fucking eachother.

Not to mention, straight English rockstars pulled this shit (worse, actually) for a couple decades and got away with it.
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>>6076492
>actually defending jimmy saville/rolf harris
ffs ffs ffs
they werent celebrities who accidentally had sex with a 15yo groupies once of twice like the article implies they were raping 6yos
while completely hypocritically trying to insinuate that alan turing is a paedo for having sex with a fully legal adult
there are plentyyyyyyy of records of fully grown adult men being convicted under sodomy laws
you genuinely should just kill yourself if you hate ur sexuality that much senpai
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>>6076575

No, this is a different anon, the one whose bf had the crazy ex if I recall.
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>>6076581
they're one in the same iirc.
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>>6076585

Oh wait, I'm getting that term confused with teacup anon, my mistake. Yeah cinnamonroll anon was the one with the bf with the crazy ex.
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>>6076570
Either you ignore the guy.
Accept his barrage of dick pics, which if you're here, can't be the worst things ever.
Block the guy... if possible, I don't know Snapchat fuckery.

OR-

Tell the guy that you appreciate his penis and it's photogenic side, but you're not interested and you have no clue who he is.
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>>6076570
I don't know how but some gay guys also got my snapchat and are sending me lewd stuff

I don't mind I just don't understand how they even found me
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>>6076553
'liberal progress' is why you can post this intellectually inane shit on this website while pretending you dont like cock in ur bum
fucking kys hypocrite
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>>6076469

Also

>what if you rupture something and are injured permanently?

Is a bit of a turn on - I mean I don't want it to actually happen but still
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>>6076528
>>6076606
It's things like these which remind me why I like not making myself public to others. I'm not the kind to feel too comfortable with complete strangers giving me a sight of their genitals at such a personal level.
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>>6076411

that's not true! the stuff in the middle is great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAp-X_sT2s
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>>6076575
Well people do call me that on here from time to time.

>>6076581
>>6076588
He's still as crazy as ever, though it's still just through social media. One of our friends suggested that we don't post any blatant evidence we're in a relationship just yet. Which sucks but what can you do?
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I feel awkward now...

That stupid ex nonsense fucked up my whole weekend and I just feel so stupid.

I don't know what to do.

Should I try and date the guy who has feelings for his ex or just let him wait it out ..
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can someone post flin's snap /PLEASE/!ยก
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>>6072660
Quick
Post your favorite pornos
I'll start (ignore the "acting")
http://www.myvidster.com/video/52038287/BIG_BRO_PART_2_COLBY_JANSEN_ZAC_STEVENS_AT_MENCOM
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>>6076756
Personally, I'd tell the guy that I'm in to him but because he's clearly hung up on his ex that things won't be able to go anywhere.

You could give him time as well, but that might just give him more time to wallow about his ex. Truth be told, he has a guy (you) that's willing to be around him but he's not ready.

You're one of the good ones. It's him that's the issue.

This is coming from a guy that was in the place of the guy you're interested in.
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>>6076588
>teacup anon

I've often wondered what's become of him
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>>6076827

He still posts from time to time, apparently things are going well with him and his bf.
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>>6076842
Last I heard they were living together and being disgustingly adorable as always only all the time now. Apparently an anon in the same city as him thinks he saw them.
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>>6076813

I was too, and because of that, I burned both bridges of a new guy and my ex and was left with nothing.

But my first ex was an emotionally manipulative cunt, still...

I'll give him a few weeks and try to push forward again. Not like I have any other guys on the horizon
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>>6076813
Yes there is, people ask camgirls for the girlfriend experience all the time.
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>>6076916
It's funny when a person has to ask for a boy/girl-friend experience.

>>6076878
Just give him time and see if he comes around. Even after that you might have to keep an eye on the situation. He could revert back to his old ways, you never know.
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>>6076958

I'll just kill his ex. Seems easy
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omg
anyone else remember this film
them childhood feels
https://youtu.be/Jb7kJ-j_dKA
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