I wish I was a girl edition
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Previous thread >>6052215
>>6053213
i wish i were a bird
First for MAGA
>>6053227
make awoo great again!
ur a girl tho
>>6053207
well the stream stays stable for the first few centimeters but at that point it's too forceful and would just spill out of the cut
past that point it turns into spray and pray
muff fuck me
>>6053239
i love you so much lily desu
>>6053245
why ?
muffins have sex with me
>tfw you haven't fapped in ages and finally ejaculate
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuck. That magical feel.
>>6053213
OP, What is that image from?
Foods that increase estrogen and decrease testosterone? Go!
>Mom starts talking to me about how I'm not happy since I transitioned
>Try to tell her haven't been happy since 12 years old and don't really see a future where I'm happy
>Wondering why I don't just make friends and try to experience the world more
>Say I've been disenchanted from coming out experience and realized all relationships are fake
>Don't bother experiencing the world because nothing in the world would make me happy
>She cries and hangs up
I hate existing. What's even worse is she's like me. Not as bad, but she'd never be friendly or happy again if I ended myself.
>>6053253
tofu soymilk veggies and fruit
>>6053253
Delicious soy milk.
>>6053230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
awoo
>Progynova dose doubled
>Can't stop thinking about dicks
life if suffering.
>>6053246
you're really pretty and u have a beautiful personally
i always feel better when you're in these threads and i can talk to you
>tfw parents talked about names
>They both like each others' suggestion
>They say my current name fits me too perfectly to figure out what to call me later, they say they want to wait and see how I turn out.
Fair enough. I'm glad they've talked about it though.
I really want my parents to do the renaming though. I know a lot of people pick their own name but I feel like a name is something you're given and not something you decide yourself.
Mom can't recall any female names that were picked out if I was going to be born a girl since they didn't name any of their children before finding out the gender. But she says dad's suggestion sounds really familiar.
I've been pretty stoaked since I finally told them both.
>>6053254
kill yourself
muffins please fuck me in the ass
>>6053223
I'm pretty sure I do. I want a stable income, a job that doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out, to live in a warmer climate, a bit of independence in my life, and a boyfriend that I share a strong bond with. I want a normal life as a dorky software developer with an equally dorky husband. The details of how to get there aren't important, for now I'm just going to have to be a chemist.
>>6053225
Yeah, I'm hoping that in the process of doing that I'll meet someone. New hobbies and new habits means new faces right?
>>6053261
dawww
thanks anon <3
>>6053253
green leafy veggies! spinach! soy!
Happy holidays /mtfg/!
I'm going to smoke two bowls after I work out
i wish i was cis
>>6053254
If you really look at it, everything in the world except you is fake. If your feelings aren't real, then nothing is, so why not let yourself be happy? Even if relationships are "fake." the happiness people get out of them is what makes them valuable, nothing outside of that matters. Being happy is one of the most important things in the world and there's little else that matters.
Love you anon, hope you're able to get past this and start feeling happy again, even if you have to pretend/force yourself in the beginning. <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niv4vkipc6M
this song basically sums up my love life with edie
>>6053265
Sounds like you're really on top of shaking up your life. Sorry your current work makes you want to gouge out your eyes, though. Sounds terrible.
>>6053271
Come over. I want to smoke and cuddle someone. I guess you'd be fine.
>tfw had a horrible nightmare
>all alone in the dark
>still scared
I wish I had someone I could like platonicly sleep with so I could hold them right now.
>>6053274
im sure you have a very beautiful feminine penis
everythings gonna be alright
>>6053258
When I go to the pub this song keeps getting played. I feel like the universe is trolling me
>>6053275
>let yourself be happy
Because I'm not capable of it anymore. Literally anhedonia for the past 15 years.
>>6053259
DIcks are pretty great when they're inside me instead of attatched to me :3
>>6053263
Congrats on telling them and getting them started on names, anon! If you think you should be given your name, that's your preference and good for you!
>>6053280
If I were anywhere near passing and I lived near you, I'd come over to sleep <3
if one more goddamn guy on grindr brings up his unwilling/unknowing girlfriend/wife AFTER sex i i'm swearing off dick, like GODDAMN have some motherfucking decency
>>6053280
Come over. <3
>>6053280
I'm so repressed and t blocked even my nightmares don't scare me
I want to invest in bitcoin so I can buy drugs over the internet.
>>6053284
I hate that I have a dick.
I want to cut it off and make it go away.
my dick is horrible and makes my existence more miserable.
>>6053285
where are you that kpop gets played and bars are called pubs?
>>6053286
That's a bit beyond the scope of my experience, and I don't know how to give advice for it, I'm sorry. I hope you become able to feel pleasure again soon, and kudos to you for surviving 15 years like that, you're really amazing.
Now waiting go blood taking
Ask me stuff
tell me stuff
Trip test
>have to wear a shirt and tie for a presentation tomorrow
>have therapy right after
my poor therapist is going to get an earful
>>6053292
Australia, and bars aren't called pubs, pubs are called pubs
>>6053289
Sounds good. But lets watch good Netflix because I havent seen Daredevil season 2 yet.
>>6053277
It's technically not current work, because I don't yet have work lined up in the field. I graduated last year with a chemistry degree but I burned out on it pretty badly doing research. At the time getting a programming diploma seemed like the most straightforward option to get out. That didn't work out, so here I am a year later just biting the bullet and hunting for lab work instead of finishing.
Life has been meandering for the past year, but it feels like it's finally back on track.
>>6053287
>>6053288
>>6053289
>>6053297
I'm a scared that when I get rid of my beer belly and love handles my ribcage will stick out weird, and that my bobs will grow in weird and far apart.
>>6053226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnktCDi-BVs
>>6053301
gday you meet any nice blokes at the pub?
can i be australian
>>6053306
Woops, forgot to write my reply.
>Oh my god I didn't expect that I'd love to <3
>>6053290
If you were a man you'd still get shaken up by a nightmare like this. Bad things were happening to my family, people were dying or getting killed, I almost died in a car accident in the middle of a blizzard...
Red was there for a little bit though! She was okay! She was just really cute like normal and wanted me to buy her stuff but I couldn't afford it ;_;
>>6053311
I'll be on moans then and I'll have to get extra fat to have this much belly fat >~<
>>6053317
Just drink beer
>mfw realizing its 4/20 and I don't have any weed.
Send help!
>>6053280
>not sleeping on the couch while Isla, Grace, and Red sleep on the matress pulled into the living room for movie night.
Welp that about sums up my childhood.
testingggg
>>6053323
That would be amazzzzzziiiiiinggggg ;_; What would we watch?
post eyes
>>6053328
Daredevil season 2 I already said this.
>>6053328
Dont ask me, my romcom list is horribly sappy
>>6053240
Jermy what happened to your plastic figurines and toys?
Daily reminder that /lgbt/ is terrible for passing advice since most of us likes feminine looking men and masculine looking women.
When I can get real straight feedback? R/amiugly seems too brutal.
>>6053330
way to bring it back, anon!
>>6053319
I wanted to actually take care of my body for once in my life and be healthy, but my stupid male skelly wants to ruin that for me by making me choose between being unhealthy and looking weird and it's terrible ;~;
>>6053330
As always
>>6053326
No she's literally the devil
>>6053336
ask me. I'll give you the straight poop.
>>6053345
so the whole thing was a troll then?
>>6053338
>male skeleton
Nice meme
Post bod or I call bs
>>6053337
whos eye is that, I want to fuck it
>>6053331
You weren't in the list Mom No. 1 but I'd love if you came along too <3
>>6053334
A comedy would be nice at least, I've wanted to watch something lighthearted and funny lately.
>>6053330
no makeup
no hope
final destination
>>6053345
After all thats happened it makes me wonder if all the things you said about your cis gf keeping you down were true at all. You seem to take things and exaggerate them.
>>6053350
it is clearly my eye
that is very fucked up of you, anon
>>6053326
>>6053327
we spent the last like 4 hours talking about it on the phone so ye
posting on 4chan about this stuff is only gonna escalate anything because there's always gonna be some kind of misunderstanding with text communication. so i'm not gonna do that anymore with anything even remotely serious involving us.
>>6053345
tru
>>6053351
I put myself in the list.
>>6053357
I'm really happy to hear you two worked things out, fayedie has been like the best most adorable thing ever <3
>>6053356
wow, your other eye is twice as salacious.
>>6053330
shitty camera struggles
>>6053357
Progress. Also confirmed for satan.
Hail satan.
>>6053355
You can exaggerate like how you fell, I don't think I do, Edie kind of maybe felt like I did
But you can't exaggerate "if you wear a dress to the wedding I don't want to have one" or her not telling her parents and family I'm trans
>>6053360
If you keep doing that you'll be stuck with me forever, you know that right? Careful, once I physically cling it's game over~.
>>6053364
Thanks, I take pride in my alpha-male appearance.
>>6053357
Holy shit you are both pathetic. Date real people and stop shitting where you eat.
>>6053330
Please don't bully me~
>having intestinal problems
>stop taking spironolactone for a bit just on the off chance that it's finally incinerated my insides and I'm not tolerating it anymore
>keep taking my estradiol though
>few days later
>start having hour long periods where I feel like I'm burning up, then freezing, burning, freezing and generally horrible like I have some kind of awful flu
guess I won't do that again
has this happened to anybody else?
>>6053371
I guess I better run fast then.
>>6053357
Glad you and Faye worked things out
>>6053355
You're all gullible cucks for ever giving Faye any attention in the first place.
hey im tall (6' 2") and broad shouldered but i have a tiny tiny 28in waist and am otherwise very lithe how much will hrt change that
>>6053381
I'll make sure you don't even want to.
>>6053376
ya its called menopause most women over 55 have experienced it
>>6053386
Can you ever be more of a chaser?
>>6053361
>>6053365
>>6053382
thank ^____^ sorry for bringing it into the thread earlier i should have just talked to her about it in private etc
>>6053374
>dating real people
i am literally an internet girl i don't exist irl
stop triggering me
>>6053387
I was still taking my hormones though. you can't really consider it analogous to that if it's caused by testosterone rising can you?
>>6053391
post butt
i hat hugboxing.
>>6053390
Dont talk to my girl that way or you'll get stomped on.
>>6053376
it's probably [terrible disease], go see a doctor
>>6053397
i hat you too
>>6053394
New movie title
Testosterone Rising
>>6053397
>implying you're being hugboxed
>>6053390
Does it count if she chased me first?
>>6053398
Oooh I like when you get protective.
>>6053363
birdy you need to stop posting pics of yourself, it makes me really hot and bothered
>>6053390
He's bringing the bantz boiz
>>6053385
HRT will make me want to have intercourse with you
>>6053403
Im starting to think I am.
Idunno, fuck mental illnesses ;_;
I guess its just the large amount of people that hate me in my area.
I went outside and got told to fuck off to a mental asylum...
I just want to be loved by a person I can see on a semi daily basis...
I hate life
>>6053401
i probably deserve it
>>6053405
I dont chase anybody. I casually follow them. Dont spread your lies!
>>6053407
I just like had the thought of an MTFG Banter Club pop into my head. like could you imagine having all the nerds that bant here in one room taking turns reading off the sickest new bantz they came up with this week?
>>6053404
why are you posting kaylas eyes?
>>6053406
What the HECK? it's just my eye you god damn pervert.
>>6053399
man you think I haven't been
>>6053416
>le classique kayla looks like kiwi meme
i actually enjoy it a bit desu
>>6053417
i want to shoot my spermless ejaculate into it
>>6053363
Some real lawnmower eyebrows you got going on there. Gj.
>>6053418
I can't legally do that.
>>6053411
yeah, you need to leave
what is it, 3 months before you can move?
>>6053417
post ur whole face t b h i wanna know what all the fuss is about
>>6053412
I need to lay out more bait so you'll go full blown chaser
>>6053415
Or you could stop being autistic and using the sickest memes to hide how much of a loser you are.
>>6053410
what an amazing answer
Reminder BDD eventually annoys people and drives them away and makes them think you're vain and obnoxious
>>6053422
She's still repressing
>>6053426
This.. do it birdy..
>>6053391
Same
Anyone else alestotm here ?
>>6053434
>tfw anon doesn't molest you
>>6053428
Nice meme, but let me one up you here... cuck!
>>6053434
Hey why are you touching me now?! ;_;
>>6053415
>>6053428
Sadboiiz
>>6053368
Really uncomfortable posting body, but thanks for the kind words <3
>>6053421
hmu
>>6053422
yeah I just leave em be you know
>>6053426
>>6053436
hell no I'm not posting my full face here
>>6053433
I overthought that shit way too much because of you god damnit
>>6053429
I don't find eyes THAT arousing
>>6053439
do I have consent?
>>6053442
>You are however, dead inside.]
Ordinarily I'd say you got me there but I feel aliiiiiiive~
My right eye hurts tho idk what's up with that
>>6053442
2irony
>>6053435
its illegal.
>>6053429
No.
Its not legal.
I wish I could, but im so needy and shitty.
>>6053432
Good, people should be driven away from me.
I can be a pretty negative shitty influence on some people.
>>6053424
four or so
>>6053434
hi molestanon
>>6053435
that cannot be applied to me.
the only emancipation i have is suicide which im not going to do.
>>6053445
Trust me hes nothing impressive. Remember the dude who were always in tiny chat? Yeah hes no different.
>>6053440
>Hey why are you touching me now?! ;_;
because I like you
/fondles
>>6053449
>I overthought that shit way too much
CHRISTINA SOON
>>6053453
Why
>>6053456
You do? Why tho?
>>6053459
i can't leave.
im stuck in my household
do you not remember why im legally binded to my residence?
Is it strange if I come here not because I'm trans but suffer from mental illness that presents itself similarly?
>>6053463
nop
im rlly debating going thru this game again or just playing FF13, 13-2, and 13-3
>>6053453
yeah but youre cute
so people will like you now matter how you fucking act
like that guy you cucked
>>6053420
if you two ever meet irl you need to pretend you're sisters
am I missing anything besides needles and syringes?
>>6053235
But I still have a penis and a masculine voice.
And no boobs.
And an ugly face.
And I haven't started HRT yet.
>>6053469
let's double team birdy
>>6053439
>tfw too ugly to even be on the tier list
>>6053449
Literally nothing will happen if you post your face here. Except some trips will "Ohhh hot/ugly/meh and shower you with attention which will a questionable degree of merit.
But I want to know too so just do it.
>>6053473
a dildo
>>6053467
what game
Oh look: a CIS guy posts: transbian chaser gets mad. Typical.
>>6053473
sorry for sideways image.
>>6053469
I mean hes like a 19yo dude who spends a shit ton of time posting bird images in MTFG. I dont know why people think hes going to be hot. The hot ones always end up being trans themselves if you look a couple threads back you'll see what I mean.
>>6053470
who is this mysterious anon poster anyway
any time i ctrl+f kiwi in a thread it's always a reply to kayla saying she looks like me
>>6053461
because you're the light in my life, you're the inspiration.
/gropes
>>6053464
>>6053469
I'll email it to you how bout that
>>6053476
sure
>>6053478
no
>>6053473
Gender dysphoria.
>>6053479
but really though?
>>6053487
I love you elanna. You're da bestest.
>>6053480
fairy fencer f
>>6053489
*tentatively pets bird*
>>6053490
seriously is do I have everthing I need here to start hrt or what?
>>6053481
>CIS
SUPER BATTLE DROID TAKE HIM DOWN
>>6053488
Sorry but I'm not letting myself get wooed by generic sweet talk again~
If you're cute enough maybe you can score a grope tho or something
>>6053385
Bump
>>6053484
Oddish quit hating on all CIS men. Its getting annoying.
>>6053496
people shouldnt
but thats how the world works
i think its hilarious that he still likes u tho
>>6053503
what about non generic sweet talk from another transgirls? :3
>>6053496
how tho
if it's just cuz ur underage then that's what emancipation is for
>>6053291
>tfw born with 8 inch dick
>tfw transgender
>tfw this thing most men would be proud of is useless to me
>tfw pennis and also dicke and balls
>>6053506
hey thats me!
>>6053503
All I wish is to see your face …
Then give you a kiss, a warm embrace.
All I wish is to see you smile,
To sit with you and talk a while.
All I wish is you be happy,
For a long while and steady.
All I wish is to be with you, my dear.
This all is true, perfectly clear.
>>6053512
trip on me
>>6053487
[tender loving molestation intensifies]
>>6053498
what the heck I don't like being touched
>>6053484
I thought we worked things out the other night, I'm 22 FYI.
>>6053299
Girls look pretty hot in a shirt and tie. Just saying.
>>6053495
A-anon I..
What did I do to deserve your affection?
>>6053509
Perhaps~ As long as it's nongeneric in a way that makes me feel like you'd only say it to me instead of that you're reading from a pick-up line book~.
>>6053516
Tempting poem from Google, nice~.
>>6053506
what do you mean as you refer to an image of me?
>>6053529
ayy yo gurl was yo name, was yo saheeng
ya wan sum fug behbay
>>6053444
just my honest opinion
I mean there are girls with the most "male" skeleton I've ever seen and guys without
thus I am always hesitant to believe someone with a damaged bodyimage about that
hell two years ago I said the same thing
and now I just wanna go back in time and slap myself
>>6053523
Post your face, hiding gives credit to people calling you a beta
>>6053527
We talked last thread. And some other threads. You're just a good person and I appreciate ya.
>>6053536
what
>>6053529
challenge accepted!
>>6053486
I am just one of many who think you and kayla are a pair of similar looking cuties is all
This general is literally autism incarnate
>>6053372
>>6053543
Weren't you just posting about boy lust and being completely straight?
>>6053541
33 throbbing dicks
>>6053533
sucks that I wanna be a chick doesn't it? also I am the guy who is asking about my cart on alldaychemist. Do I have what I need to start hrt? I would really like some advice here.
>>6053533
>>6053538
I don't want to put my full face on the internet you fuckers
>>6053532
what the heck aren't you and edie still a thing plus your girlfriend?
>>6053546
yeah I probably have autism desu
>>6053532
>tfw your mouth was on my cock anyways
pls
>>6053549
why yes, yes i was but this is more of a platoic thing plus it's fun to be flirty from time to time ya know?
>>6053513
You're a manlet with a squishy face. But at least buff. 5/10.
>tfw you kinda want to go out and get dicked hard before Edie makes you an honest woman so you know what you're missing
The poll already established that birdy is 100% trans
https://strawpoll.me/7404938/r
>>6053551
You'll probably make a hot girl too so things are only looking up for you.
>>6053552
its not you
i mean
yeah but
i was referring to the *action* posts and
>boohoo im so sad and hot and underage pay attention to me ;_;
>>6053555
i'm 6ft and wanna be a girl sooooooo.
>>6053543
Try your worst!
>>6053554
Platonic flirting is fun
>>6053545
i don't see the resemblance desu
>>6053566
>Platonic flirting is fun
Especially between two very clingy people. This will be fun.
>>6053566
>knows the secret to bullying grace
>>6053556
to craigslist!
>>6053560
you really think so? I am about to purchase what I need to start hrt and I am soooo nervous.
>>6053551
you have what you need, though you might want to look into cypro instead of spiro. and work on getting an actual endo too, itll help in the long run, but self medding is fine to start with. ive only ever injected lupron, so idk about injecting e, but it looks fine to me. theres nothing wrong with wanting to be a girl, dont try and tell yourself your better off as a boy. your better off as whatever makes you happiest.
>>6053568
same eyes nose and lips
>tfw kiwi and kayla will never mud wrestle in bikinis
>>6053569
>This will be fun.
I'm glad we agree!
>>6053570
STOP
>>6053351
I suck at makeup and the picture's bad lighting and low resolution, but I did what I could.
Don't lose hope.
Take a better picture in even lighting, less shadows.
>>6053553
It's totally unacceptable to paint your gf as some kind of slut, ESPECIALLY When she didn't do anything.
You must want to wait months until I touch you again.
>>6053560
and did you see the pic of my face? that is where I think I'll run into trouble.
>>6053566
psssh . . . . .watch this . . . . .kid. . .*teleports behind u and tickles*
im am expert at this . . . . *tips fedora before teleporting away*
>>6053575
oh wow
ya got me
*unzips dik*
watchu gon do bout it, white boi?
>>6053581
kayla's a degenerate irish ginger though and i'm sicilian
>>6053585
go away potsy
>>6053583
What? I dindu nuffin
How do I deal with never being a girl and never having a female childhood?
>>6053556
iktf.......
G"night /mtfg/, I'm glad the thread is lively and everybody's kinda getting along. Somebody save it for me if birdy posts face. Naito~
>>6053546
it is
i fucking hate this place
its not even good for trans discussion.
It is literally a circlejerk designed for trannies to make themselves feel better.
You can't even argue with that because its true.
its terrible.
>>6053589
giv succ?
>>6053569
im not even clingy tho you lying hoe! (I the realize this rhymes)
>>6053572
Girl I have more respect for myself then to lose my virginity on craigslist!
>>6053591
actually kayla is austrian descent so your people had hers conquered at some point
>>6053600
Ok.
>>6053594
transitioning desu
>>6053575
[molestation continues to intensify]
>>6053595
give me a way to send my face to you if you wanna see also can I borrow faye
>>6053601
Girl, fix them eyebrows.
>>6053601
edie should take you to her work
>>6053594
You get a diaper fetish :3
Nah, seriously tho you dress in styles meant for teens when you're long out of your teens, and you seek out a dommy mommy or daddy. Alternatively you accept your life and strive to make the most out of what you have left, but that's grownup shit.
>>6053605
Still not a girl
