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tinychat com/notgaygen
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What are some deal breakers, gaygen? Anything you see that immediately turns you off to that person? Physically or emotionally.
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>>6044954
I can do you one better
had sex while watch the force awakens and finished with the credits playing
https://youtu.be/G-xjH61VyNA
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First for gay turtle
https://youtu.be/8VY457e5Hgg
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Oh my god yes finally a fucking interesting edition!

Inb4 nobody bothers with this one :/
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>>6044977

Someone would actually have sex with you?
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>>6044957
[Septum Piercing]
+10 edgy
+15 trannydom
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>>6044975
If he has a penis, instant dealbreaker
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>>6044989
I don't have the cheekbones to be a tranny :( I'd probably try drag though. and you forgot +100 CUTE.
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>>6044980
I made it because hopefully gays will begin to care about guns and defending them self. also /k/ memes are best memes
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>>6044948

Congrats, you now look like a bulldyke.
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>>6044988
people a lot uglier have sex
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>>6044975
Probably just really really gay guys, I don't mind them I like talking with them and that, I'm just not into it.

But at the same time I'd really like to wreck some queer as fuck boipuss... Huh.
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>>6045002
You own any guns then rabbi?
What state are you in? Do they allow cc or oc?
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>>6045006
>Probably just really really gay guys,


but you look really really gay and sound gay

just because you fix up motorcycles doesn't make you a man
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>>6045017
Well I don't generally act that gay really, nobody ever knows I'm gay (sadly) until they ask about girlfriends or whatever.

Sometimes I wish I was super gay though, I'm bored shitless of girls asking me out.
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>>6044975
>tfw non-white myself but can't be with other non-white guys

And I guess heavy drug users, but otherwise I'm okay.

>>6044965
It's been a long time since I've been shooting...
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>>6045004
Yas, that's my aesthetic.
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>>6045041
Almost as pretty as Jinx Monsoon. :^)
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>tfw live in Texas but don't open carry

I need to get my license soon because I want a pistol and go to the range with my Bros
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>>6044975

Heavy smoker, too flamboyant/campy, immature, doesn't really have their life together
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>>6045072
whoops I am all of those
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>>6045078

Sorry Hitler, guess we just weren't meant to be...
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>>6045084
Needs like 4 more pairs of lashes.
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ffs gg is such a cringefest
really need to find somewhere else to chillax
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>>6044965
Picked up a g30s last week.

I really like it so far.
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As an in-the-closet homosexual, how do I try and start relations with my friend that bisexual without making things weird if he is not interested?

I would prefer to not be in a position to be out of the closet and exposed for my attractions.
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>>6045108
Just say to him you're curious about it all? Don't say you like men I guess, just say you wish to experiment.

Even if he doesn't wish to do anything he will just know you're only curious about it all, as opposed to openly gay.

Anyway, if your mate is bisexual anyway, why would it matter for him to know you're gay?
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>>6044965
>tfw when yuropoor
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>>6045108
Talk a lot about sex around him.
Be loosely clad around him, bare chested, or only in your boxers.
Be easy going and fun.
Arch your ass whenever you bend down.
When you sit down, sit with your legs far apart, and hold your hands against each other in a downward triangle shape in front of your genitalia.
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>>6045100
you can't complain about a cringefest when you unironically use the word chillax
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>>6045129
She's beautiful.
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>>6045108
Suck on his penis
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>>6045108
>I would prefer to not be in a position to be out of the closet and exposed for my attractions.
So basically, you want your bi friend to know that you're sexually attracted to him, without letting on that you're sexually attracted to men?
Think about the question you've just asked.
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>Take bunch of md on saturday night
>drink 3/4th bottle of rum
>go to a trashy drum and bass nightclub
>slip down the same set of stairs twice
>knock two girls down with me the second time
>cuts and bruises on my left arm and leg
>go to gayclub
>start Flirting with fierce drag queen
>blackout
>wake up in bed next to monstosity, pretend to be asleep
>he goes to shower and I sneak out
>spend the rest of my Sunday comatose on the sofa watching vikings

What were your weekends like gg?
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>>6045125
I'm afraid that if he is aware of my attraction to him, and it is unrequited, it would make things awkward between us, and embarrassing if anyone else knew.
I would like to remain his friend in any case, but he just got a bod that dont stop.
>>6045143
Exactly.
>>6045148
I don't mind coming out of the closet, but I would really prefer to 1. not come out by confessing my attraction, and 2. not have to make the first move because I am a pussgina.
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>>6045108
>I'm not gay or anything, but I'd totally fuck you
Problem solved.
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>>6045141
exactly what im talking about
fucking kys overweight mouthbreather
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>>6045142

use it for your grindr profile
see all the guys you get
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Rimming tips? I like doing it, and I want to make sure my rim game is top notch
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>>6045177
speaking of
does anybody here not use a pic of their face on their profile?
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>>6045154
I didn't get up to too much. Went to Croydon to get drunk in a shithole but we winded up going to a guys house anyway.

Pretty cool dudes. One of them was legitimately a character from Snatch or something, talking about all sorts of crazy criminal world shit.

Long story short I wind up in the guys car while he's driving aaaannndddd...

>he's drunk as FUCK
>no licence, no insurance, no tax
>clapped out old fiesta
>he just floors it down the road
>whole journey the average speed was constantly 60
>passes me a joint
>"DONT WORRY KID, IVE DONE A RALLY DRIVING COURSE"
>flying over roundabouts and totally blind corners

Never feared for my life more.

>>6045160
Hmm, well I guess the other anons suggestion of trying to subtly interest him in you is the best option here then, if you're not the instigator I guess he can't call you gay.

You shouldn't worry what people think though anon, if your mates can't handle you being gay then they're shit mates anyway, you know?
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>>6045187

flick your tongue fast
lick your tongue in repetitive motions
stick your tongue in and out
put your whole mouth on it suck it in and suck it out
blow air into the hole like a balloon
eat it out like a dog to a bowl of icecream
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>>6045187
I don't mind rimming, but getting rimmed is my favourite thing on earth t b h
biggest thing I'd say is don't forget the taint
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>>6045154

I spent the weekend at my parents place. I watched a documentary on the band The Residents and the movie Heat
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>>6045160
>unrequited
UH OH SPAGHETTI-O
You don't just want to fuck him, do you? You're on one of those "I'm in love with him" trips, aren't you?
What you're going to have to realise is typically those feelings are supposed to come after you've been going out with someone a while. Although it's not uncommon for people to develop feelings for someone before going out with them, someone who's already gooey eyed before you've started going out is a red flag. So don't make this into a romance/we're in love thing, just make it into a date/chill/casual thing.
Aaaanyway let's break this down
>I want my friend to know I'm attracted to him
Communicate that to him. Tell him.
>It would make things awkward between us, and embarrassing if anyone else knew
No it wouldn't. These situations arise all the time, and he's bi so it's not like he's going to be "eeeww gay". The only way it would be awkward or embarrassing is if he said he wasn't interested, and you moped and dwelled on it instead of moving on as soon as you heard no.
>I would really prefer to 1. not come out by confessing my attraction, and 2. not have to make the first move because I am a pussgina.
You're not a pussgina, you're an idiot. If he doesn't know you're a) specifically attracted to him or b) attracted to men in general, why would he at any point make the first move? He obviously assumes you're straight, so he's not going to try anything with you. Trying to drop hints is dumb because you probably would end up seeming really autistic. and if you're hinting in a way that's obvious enough to remove doubt then you might as well have just told him directly. Also if he gets the hint but decides he's not into you, he's not going to tell you, so you might start hinting harder and harder until you actually embarass yourself and make things awkward.
You want your friend to know you're attracted to him, but you also want to be able to make out that you're straight if he's not into you. Not going to happen.
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>>6045206

Is rimming really that good? I've always wanted to try giving and receiving, but don't have a lot of sexual experience.
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>>6045225
I honestly prefer being rimmed to having my dick sucked
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>>6045225
giving is one of my favorite things about sex
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>>6045230

Man I hope if things proceed well with this one guy he'll want to try that. I never really cared much about getting my dick sucked.

>>6045231

I think I'd like giving because I generally like pleasing people, definitely want to receive it too though.
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>>6045225
I miss getting rimmed. My ex would just ask me to sit on his face sometimes and he'd give me a proper tongue-thrashing. Current partner doesn't like to give or receive.
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>>6045258

Ah that's a shame, I guess people consider it gross because it's the butt, but I mean with proper cleaning it's not that much of an issue.
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>>6045154
>get wasted with friends Friday
>get wasted with friends Saturday
>lie in bed all day Sunday thinking about how I don't want to go back to work
That's pretty much every weekend
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>>6045225
I wasn't heavily into receiving but I realized how much I love to do it. Face-sitting has easily become a quirk of mine now.
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>>6045133
Can you carry knives in your country?
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>>6045200
>if your mates can't handle you being gay then they're shit mates anyway
That might make them shit mates, but they're still my mates.
It's my attraction to him specifically that makes this challenging for me, not coming out in general.
>>6045215
>You're on one of those "I'm in love with him" trips
No, he's cool and all, but the attraction is purely physical. I would be completely uninterested if he didn't fill my niche.

Most of your post is correct though, thanks. I think I am just projecting my insecurity onto the issue, and that if I am honest and sensible, nothing bad will probably happen. You're spot on about dropping hints until I embarrass myself, though. I was just looking for a no-risk way to get dick.

Advice for telling friend that I want his dick?
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>>6045260
>I guess people consider it gross because it's the butt
maybe I'm just nasty but I don't get the gross part especially if it's clean
I've made out with guys after they've rimmed me
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>>6045284
I thought you were a virgin Hitler
You're desecrating my fragile mind
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>>6045284
ughh
Never go ass to mouth.
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>>6045260
Yeah, I think it's something like that. But that's why there showers and such. I knew another guy who was 8.5/10 qt twink bottom. I wanted to eat him out badly, but he was always hesitant and wouldn't let me do it.

>sexual frustration intensifies

Honestly, he probably got off on denying me.
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>>6045288
mmm hes beautiful
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>>6045298
sure is
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>>6045298
This thread sucks.
Where is Circe?
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>>6045288
he is t b h hes just also full of shit
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>>6045309
Circe hasn't been around in ages
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>>6045290
but he's putting his mouth on my ass

>>6045288
I've fooled around with a few boys here and there but recently became an official degenerate
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>>6045284

I don't think it's really that nasty either, as long as you're clean, I'd kiss someone after they rimmed me, just being polite.
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>>6045319
Do tell
Was he qt?
Do you have pics?
Did you top?
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>>6045273
Only if it is a work tool.
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>>6045290
>not sucking off your bf after he's fucked you
>not felching your cum out of bfs ass then snowballing him
>not 69 rimming and then passionately kissing while pounding
Why even live
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>>6045309
Circe killed himself, didn't he?
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>>6045342
yes
yes
yes and then no and then yes again
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>>6045225
At first I was embarrassed, but my bf really wanted to do it
Now I must get it before he puts it in
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>>6045309
>trips who need to come back
>circe
>sadfrog
>swede
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>>6045194
Does shirtless + half face count
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>>6045374
Are you gonna at least post some pics?
How was bottoming? You said you weren't into the idea, right?
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>>6045187
just be yourself
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>>6045389
qt. hes a model?

i love francisco lachowski
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>>6045194
I used a faceless forso, got swamped with mesages.
I had no idea there were this many gay dudes in my area. I'd met like 3 in my whole life.
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>>6045389
probably won't on here
and yeah it wasn't terrible but I definitely prefer to top
he did rim me for over 20 minutes so it was worth bottoming
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>>6045382
I miss sadfrog. But he lives in bat yam or some shit city.
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Since we're on the topic, would you rim a guy with moderate to severe hemorrhoids?

A-asking for a friend..
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>>6045403
I assume so. Model qts are the best qts
Pic related, Miles is god

>>6045408
do it nerd
20 fucking minutes though? I'd get bored I imagine.
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>>6045431
D I S G U S T I N G
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>>6045431
I guess I'd have to see, that's just me though.
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Rimming feels better than dick.
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>>6045431

Probably not honestly
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What does rimming feel like?
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>>6045454
>>6045455
>>6045498
>tfw never been rimmed, probably never will
;~;
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>>6045510

Good question

>>6045523

Gotta find the right guy
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>>6045523
just hire a prostitute s m h
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>>6045510
Felt like... well a very slick, very wet, soft finger going up and down against your hole. It's kind of hard to describe...
Feels fucking great though.

>>6045523
Just need the right guy for it.
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>>6045510
Like there's some dude making out with your butthole. Warm. Wet.
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>>6045530
>>6045541
How can he >>6045523 find the right guy when all of you literally just said you would not rim someone with hemorrhoids. I mean >>6045532 is the only way to do it to be honest. Because gays will drop you on faster than the fall of a dime for minuscule shit like that.
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>>6045571
We're a small group of guys on the internet. We don't represent the masses.

He can find someone eventually.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p972qntg1qM
Some people are too desperate for attention
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>>6045510

It depends on if your anus is healthy or not.

My anus is extra sensitive, wiping too hard can make it bleed and create little cuts.

When I take showers some times and water gets in my crack...ouch.

Imagine someone licking your cut up and sore anus...ouch.
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>>6045580
A small group within a small group that has more or less the same views.
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/11974574-can-you-fuck-when-you-have-hemroids-
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>>6045592
ouch
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>>6045582
>nigger
>attention whore
Who would have thought
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>>6045433
only picture I have of him that's not lewd is shit
I have a few pics of us together where he looks really good but lewd

>>6045510
pretty much what they said
>>6045541
>>6045544
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>>6045618

what the fuck, he's hot hitler

you better put a ring on it
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>>6045618
damn hitler... would rim/10
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>>6045571
He could get the haemorrhoids treated? What sort of idiot gets haemorrhoids and then just goes "Well, this is my life now!". You can get cream for them and if that doesn't work, some non invasive "surgery" where they basically put a super tight rubber band around them.
>>6045618
Ooh he's fit. Well done, Hitler!
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>>6045618
He looks really really bland
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>>6045625
not looking for a relationship
more of just fwb

>>6045652
I think he's pretty cute and that's all that matters
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do you want to get married?
do you think your friends/family are really supportive?
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>>6045642
That's a popular misconception. Hemorrhoids are a form of varicose veins of the anus. We don't know why it happens, but it affects usually about 50% of the population after a certain age.
The cream you are referring to, is usually a cortisone cream, and all it does is to ease the swelling, but ones the veins have started forming that way they are for ever "damaged".

The rubber band method is for internal hemorrhoids only. And it only "cures" a hemorrhoid for a short while.
A surgical operation where you remove the vein is possible but can cause more harm than good and is usually reserved for very, very extreme cases.
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>>6045676
I've been married and since divorced. I don't recommend marriage--gay or straight. And weddings are fucking awkward.
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>>6045669
I could literally boil an ocean then cover him in sea salt and marinate him with lemon and olive oil then lick him and he would still taste like nothing.
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>>6045676

That's going above and beyond being a dick, why do people care so much about what 2 consenting adults decide to do, they're not hurting you, just live your life, let them live theirs.
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>>6045693
To get a sense of control.
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>>6045676
No, I don't ever see myself getting married
and my family is very gay friendly

>>6045687
laughed irl
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>>6045618
ahahahaha
his body is fucked
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>>6045618
I thought that was Socks for a second.
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>>6045723
I forgot he even existed
thx 4 reminding me
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>>6045723

I was thinking that too desu
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>>6045693
>why do people care if two people meet up on a fetish website and one agrees to be cannibalised by the other
Happened in Germany. Why should others care what two consenting adults do
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I wanna get married just so I can be the center of attention for 4 hours.

Plus it will also be a costume party. Makes it fun.

And catered by whataburger
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>>6045387
I bet you only show half your face so they don't see your unibrow and enormous kike nose

How many innocent boys have been deceived by this jewish trickery
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>>6045741

Don't you think you're comparing two different cases, one being a bit on the extreme side?
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>>6045725
Now you can remember that every time you get rimmed.
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>>6045770
He doesn't actually look like him though
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>>6045684
That's not true. Ligation is used on internal and prolapsing hemorrhoids and when they drop off they leave behind scar tissue, preventing a re-emergence from the same location. Recurrence rates are not massively high for anything above using the cream.
It's likely that if you rely on private health insurance they'll try not to treat you and tell you it won't work, but that's simply not true.
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>>6045779

It's only a vague similarity from what I can tell.
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>>6045741
That's because it has been ruled you cannot consent to grevious bodily harm or being killed, which is why the cannibal went to prison. The idea being that if you want to be eaten, because it's so bad for you, you must not be in a fit state of mind and thus unable to properly consent.
Gay marriage does not hurt anyone
>inb4 muh sanctity
Go kick up a fuss in Vegas and divorce lawyer offices with straight people
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>>6045676
Tbh given I'm likely to make the wedding all about me (like a bride), any attempt to protest it will fuel my egocentric fire and make me have an even better time because I'll mock the protesters and cause a scene, before going off to my reception where there'll be ice swans (I'm having ice swans at my wedding)
Also I'm not American so yeah, my friends are all supportive and my family are mostly supportive. My parents might not be, but they're also not about to track down protesters and they'll probably be dead before I get married
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>>6045752
I shave my unibrow + I have small nose.
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>>6045796
>wanting a dick up the butt
>fit state of mind
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hi
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>>6045827
I was going to say that. Damnit anon
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>>6045827

Are you implying straight people and girls who want to remain "virgins" don't engage in anal sex? Come on, anal isn't that taboo anymore.
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>>6045817
Fucking liar
I bet you spent like 15 minutes trying to find an angle that keeps your sideburn curls out of the frame
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>>6045676
Yes because I want to say "my hubby" instead "my bf"
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>>6045741
he regrets eating the guy
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>>6045865
>unironically saying hubby
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>>6045878
this

if anything, for the novelty I'd want to get married and then divorced so I could refer to someone as my ex husband
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What are you listening to gaygen, I'm listening to madness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnlNAzmifM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcI5rNR5TGM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJiyOPmsJs
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So I deleted Grindr and tinder.

Keeping okc as my only dating app now, as it's the only one with actual results.

Guess I have a better chance of being run over by my future bf than meeting him
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>>6045676
Yes
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>>6045895
Guess so bruh
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>>6045851
Lol no I didn't hide in my pictures. More people send me messages. But it I go to bar I put them behind my ear and wear hat.
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>>6045892
http://youtu.be/zV40NzkqJrw
Tfw not southerner. I imagine they are very clean and polite
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>>6045892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-UvQYAmbg
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>>6045922
Why did you crop out the top and bottom of the screenshot
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>>6045742
id go to that wedding
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>>6045922
...this looks edited t b h
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>>6045317
good
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>>6045892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSFvK4Pzasg
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>>6045676
Ha! well you know why I know this is fake? they didn't post these people's names or address. Which would be sweet sweet social justice in the hands of 4chaners and pro gay right activists. Would have been fun to ruin these people's lives
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>>6046061

I suspect it's fake too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3544483/Love-win-end-Gay-Ohio-couple-hate-filled-guest-threatens-ruin-wedding-bravely-press-local-church-organizes-card-shower-them.html

Gays and jews and black SJW's always pre-plan shit that didn't really happen to get in the news. Can't believe anything these days.
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>>6046091
The whole thing is a fake. The gay couple staged it all.
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>>6045836
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>>6045592
water gets in my crack... SOMETIMES?

G R O S S
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>>6045969
To stop us reverse googling it
rabbi take a screenshot of the profile of the man talking about a shiur
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>>6046129

baba youre the cutest tripfag!

where have you been?
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>>6046139

lol sometimes when I shower and water runs down my back and gets in-between my buttcheeks...it stings...depending on how sensitive my anus is...
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>>6046142
Aww thx bbz ;) Just super busy with my course, got bored the yesterday and poked my head in
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>>6046142

>cutest tripfag
>constantly hookups with strangers he meets up at clubs and sometimes has bareback sex with them

Not so cute anymore.
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>>6046173
you should be washing you anus every time you shower!
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>>6045969
I do not see why my battery power and signal matters. here go crazy.
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>>6046200
you should never washing your anus. its self cleaning and the bacteria culture can easily be upset by soap and water.
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>>6046194
I don't know about "constant". I've slept with three people this year and I met none of them in clubs, and I've had bareback sex maybe three times in my life
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>>6046194

you irl
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Some guys are so hot in every way that if there was some 'no limits' switch I could turn on to permit them to do to me whatever (literally) they want, I would. Like no limits in any imagineable way.
But most are still like...there are some limits, I won't exactly do anything.
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>>6046208

>laser lipo

grindr thinks your fat...
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>>6046186

you look like a cute version of Tarantino kinda
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>>6046224
I've gotten similar ads and pic related
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>>6046218
You'd let a guy brutally torture you for years while fully covered in robes so you can't see what he looks like just cause he looks good?
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>>6046209
wtf

THEN WHY DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS?

It is not self cleaning you have a stank ass anus no one is ever going near it.
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Does anyone else blush and completely sperg it out when you see really attractive guy? The grocery store I go to has new cashier and I can't be normal with him.
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>>6046243
just post the lewds hitler we all know you want the attention anyway
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So I lack confidence but there's fat people and ugly people on Grindr and tinder right? If they can do it I can too
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>>6046224
grindr also thinks I am lesbian. probably because all lesbian porn i watch

>>6046243
tfw will never be hairless as hitler
):
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>>6046253
I posted dick pics like three days ago
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>>6046243

is that a stab wound?
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>>6046245
>for years
>not just during sex
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>>6046254
Grindr is mostly fat and ugly people in my experience
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>>6046246
I don't wipe my ass. I have built a squat toilet and my diet gives me ghost shits so theres no reason to wipe.
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>>6046254
I just want the ability to use it only at school and not have it going on and off when I'm at work or home.
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>>6046248
I bet he chats with his colleagues in the break room about the creepy guy who keeps coming to his till
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>>6046263
no, I've had the scar since I was a child
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>>6046271

I have one of those too.
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>>6046224
Grind thinks everyone is fat

>>6046218
Delete this senpai.
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>>6046281
>squatty potty
does that make regular toilets a "sit 'n' shit"?
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>>6046260
what? the archive's still down, right? Could you or someone else post again?
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>>6046294
they're just generic dick pics
not anything special
http://imgur.com/a/jUdke
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>>6046294
dont be weird

just imagine a 6" dog dick
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>>6046259
>getting targeted ads
Use private browsing baka
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someone told me on /soc/ I look like someone on here
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>>6046301
it's bigger than six tyvm

>>6046311
i swear to god
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>>6046311
Man imagine if that guy actually cut his hair.

He'd actually be attractive.
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someone told me on /soc/ I look like a poster named gatch
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>>6046311
9/10. Fix the hair for 10/10
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>>6046311
u lookd qt
but then i clicked the thumbnail and you are just a average faggot with a shitty haircut
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>>6046327
Birch don't come for me with weak ass bait.
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>>6046334
try and stop me, fag
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>>6046327
>>6046334
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>>6046329
lowest standards on plabet earth
but t b h i guess you cant expect much
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do i look like someone on here?
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>tfw no gatch dom top bf
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>>6046311
>that hair
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>>6046349
bully-kun
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>>6046300
Better than I expected honestly, I'd take it
Digging the ayylien fingers too

>>6046301
Where do you think we are faggot I just wanted tripfag dick pics it's not so much to ask
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>>6046320
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>>6046355
lol but bully-kun looks nothing like that and is ugly af tho
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>>6046311
For the love of god fix your hair
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>>6046372
DON'T TALK SHIT ON BULLY-KUN
RRRREEEEE BULLY-KUN IS KAWAII
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I am going to kill myself if I I don't get a boyfriend in one month
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>>6046388
bully-kun and I are in love

>>6046356
I'm happy with it

>>6046392
it's not hard to get a bf, m8
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>>6046342
My phone auto correct won't learn curse words. ;-;

>>6046343
Kay. I'm still cute and getting all the attention I want. :) keep pushing this meme though.

>>6046344
One of my types, sorry bout it fag.
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>>6046388
he looks like he smells bad
and he doesnt do the washing up for weeks with loads of smelly moldy food n shit
and he has bits of green mold in his teeth
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>>6046274
I wonder if guys can sense it? That I get "in heat".
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>>6046412
>doesn't even have a snapchat flowercrown
haha get out faggot
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>>6046398
Are you now?
I miss bully-kun so much actually he was really entertaining to chat with and I liked the Kleppe pics

Yeah, I'd say with foreskin it would be better but that's unavoidable and really it's a pretty nice schlong.

>>6046392
iktf bruh
except with less suicide and more crying

>>6046413
no u
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>>6046427
Old Android phone, sorry :(
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>>6046427
stop fucking camwhoring you reptilian looking shit cunt
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>>6046429
Yeah I'd for sure prefer to be uncut but not much I can do about that
also I talk to bully pretty often on discord

>>6046438
threads boring and I'm bored, sry
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>>6046427
The snapchat developers managed to make a thottier filter than the dog

Truly the greatest software artists of our time
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>>6046412
Your self confidence is entirely reliant upon compliments on a virtual frog-trading marketplace. Even worse, those compliments are based upon something as incidental and meaningless as appearance. That's truly saddening.

Don't think it's just you however, this goes for almost every tripfag.
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>>6046429
he leaves dirrohea shit stains in his underwear
and sweats heavily when he is nervous
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>>6046311
is he supposed to look like hitler?

hes way cuter desu
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Why I get so horny in springtime?
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>>6046412
why
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>>6046363
you ruined him
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>>6046427

I like your eyebrows
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>>6046452
Actually I get most of my compliments irl.
It's the only reason I have grindr and the biggest reason I have for going clubbing.
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>>6046412
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>>6046447
its your camwhoring and attention seeking that makes the thread boring
why dont you talk to ur hot new bf why are you still here begging everyone here for approval
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Am I the only one who got lucky?


Met my bf online when I was 13. He was 14. Talked for 2 years until we were about 16 and met up, been together ever since, 10+ years! He's always travelling due to his work though.

Still have pics of each other from when we were young teens lol.
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>>6046498
you should buy him a comb for his birthday
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>>6046447
that's cool, how's he holding up then?

>>6046450
Fuck you the guy I like posts pictures with the dog filter and it's adorable and I'm gonna go cry now

>>6046458
no. u.
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>>6046504
you should stop looking like an alien
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>>6046429
>>6046311
same person?
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>>6046510
nice. very clever. good one.
your bf is cute, just needs some control of his hair.
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>>6046429
moar

what thread is he posting in?
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>>6046488
>HOW DARE YOU LEMME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER WHAT KINDA SORVICE IS I WANT TO MAKE A COMPLAINT RIGHT NOW
middle aged new jersey mom on fleek
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>>6046504
>john
>critiquing other people's appearance
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>>6046488
thanks, m8

>>6046492
tbf I don't camwhore often
thread was mostly bickering and slow so I figured I'd whore a little

>>6046509
pretty much the same
he's back in school hence the less frequent posting
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>>6046504

his hair is constantly changing
everytime I see him he has a different look
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>>6046314
Underrated post
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>>6046539

Uhh, what?
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>>6046498
whos on the right? he's super cute

im glad things worked out so well for you.
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>>6046509
he showers like once a month
and never changes his socks
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>>6046552

thats him when he was 14
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>>6046311
fix the hair, like this guy
>>6046498
combs are your friend
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>>6046547
you wouldnt get it anyway you are a socially illiterate nerd
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>>6046565
it's okay, anon
I thought it was funny
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>>6046565

That's just mean anon
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>>6046565
i didnt get it either and i have friends
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>>6046565
Well, he IS from Mississippi...
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