>Be MTF transgirl
>Attending concert
>Lineup to the womens bathroom is way too long to wait and you have to GO
>Instead, head to the empty mens room and find the first stall you can get into, forgetting to even close the door
>Once you're set and relaxed, you hear a sudden bang as a drunken guy stumbles in, clearly having seen you enter. Before you could lock the stall, he bursts in
>Attractive, but crazy eyed, he stares at you luridly atop the toilet, his hand reaching for his crotch before giving you an ultimatum "Either suck me dry or it's going where the sun don't shine."
What do you do, /lgbt/? Is it a nice and sloppy suckfest or are you getting bent over?
I'm strong enough
>>6014071
To take it willingly?
kill yourselves
>>6014055
>forgetting to even close the door
please i'm not that stupid
>>6014055
Well my ass is pointed at the sky so the sun will shine there
checkmate
How drunk is he? If he's really drunk, wait for him to pull his pants down and push him down and run out.
Otherwise, pull knife out of purse.
I pull out my +7 katana of flaming circumcision and slice him up in the blink of an eye, before jumping over him and landing perfectly on the floor behind him, as she just realises what happened, im sheathing my katana and with a click, I look back and say "better luck next time, kiddo" with the click of my katana into the sheath, he falls to a million pieces, i then leave and make out with the lead singer of the concert because im so awesome.
>>6014055
>forgetting to even close the door
Has anyone ever done this? It sounds a little fantastical.
>>6014055
I'd probably be scared enough to just do what he says, desu. Though I like to think I'd beat him up with my imaginary fighting skills.
>>6014354
Oh so if I was your BF and yelled at you/threatened you, you'd do what I say?
>>6014055
This is why I carry a knife disguised as a lipstick tube, pull that shit out of my purse, get on my knees and pretend like I'm gonna suck his dick and then stab him repeatedly in the abdomen and leave him to die
>>6014362
That's basically how my ex got me to do what he wanted, so probably.
>>6014055
Draw CCW and fire until he is down on the floor.
It's like you retards want to be raped and or killed.
>>6014367
>This is why I carry a knife disguised as a lipstick tube, pull that shit out of my purse, get on my knees and pretend like I'm gonna suck his dick and then suck his dick because I'm overpowered by his pheromones
fix'd
>>6014055
Pull out my revolver and blow his hand off
>>6014412
>Why can't you solve it like a woman would?
Tell me, how would a woman solve a sexual assault situation? Scream? Cry? Obey out of fear? You're retarded. You should feel bad.
>>6014412
He wouldn't be trying to rape a man, so the only solutions are womanly solutions.
>>6014412
If someone is planning on physically assaulting me then I have the right to fight back. If I didn't have my carry on me I could always palm his nose or kick him in the nuts.
>>6014421
>dat picture
That's not a fucking Glock my man, looks like a chromed Beretta M9.
>>6014426
You should always have secondary weapons and backups for those at all times.
>if no gun
>draw knife
>draw knife 2
>draw pepper spray
>physical force
>die like a true warrior, should all else fail
Onward to Valhalla!
>>6014432
I didn't make the picture.
>>6014421
>>6014425
>>6014426
Why not just lie back and take it?
>>6014467
>because bathroom rape doesn't seem sensual at fucking all
Where would you want to be raped?
>>6014452
Diseases/shame
>>6014467
But your gun can't be taken from you?
>>6014494
Not all violent attacks start from range. Secondary weapons are useful. I would recommend you carry at least one knife and a pepper spray keychain in addition to your firearm.
>>6014486
You should intend to shoot from the moment you reach for the gun, not hesitate/threaten. If the dude's several feet away from you you can just point it at him and tell him to fuck off, but any less than that means not shooting puts you at risk.
>>6014510
the whole thought of this pisses me off, I never was bothered by anyone when I was a buff guy, but now I am girly I am like at risk for so much shit.
ugh
>>6014521
>but now I am girly I am like at risk for so much shit.
But don't you rant and rave about how you don't pass and aren't feminine?
>>6014521
>tfw 6 foot and no one messes with me
that or no easy access to guns forces everyone to think smarter
>>6014369
So it's like you're already trained
Why'd you break up if you think you're so weak?
>>6014512
I never mentioned hesitation or making threats first. Every scenario is different, and has the potential for an attacker to get their hands on you before you can draw your weapon. Most violent crimes are ambush scenarios. You don't get a friendly warning first.
>>6014566
I don't like to think it was training, but that's probably exactly what it was. He broke up with me because, while we were LDR'ing, I went to college against his wishes. I tried to keep it a secret, but he logged into my facebook and found family asking me how college was doing. It didn't end very well.
>>6014595
Oh, of course there are scenarios where your gun can be taken from you, but those are also scenarios where your knife can be taken, and if you're getting ambushed you're fucked whether the crook steals your weapon or not. In this bathroom scenario, it'd be easier to shoot from inside the purse or pull the gun out and quickly shoot, rather than to pull out the gun/knife and threaten a physically superior man with it.
>>6014055
Stab the man with the knife I've kept on me anytime I step outside since I started escorting.
>>6014452
Spoken like a true robot. If the only way you can think of to have sex is literally rape, maybe you should kill yourself and save the world of your taint.
>>6014055
show him dick
>>6014676
Now he kills you in a drunken, transphobic rage, good job.
>>6014619
>being in a relationship with a controlling douchebag
Why do people do this? Why did you tolerate such faggotry?
>it'd be easier to shoot from inside the purse or pull the gun out and quickly shoot, rather than to pull out the gun/knife and threaten a physically superior man with it.
You're telling me things I already know, and have already mentioned. My mention of knives and pepper spray was in response to >>6014426. If she is not carrying a gun, she should have other things.
>purse carry
No. Never. This is retarded.
>>6014676
Now he's even hornier, good job.
>>6014097
Holy shit this is so good lmao
>>6014097
>I just wish I had some businessman facefucking me
I wish that too or that he'd grab my stupid thing from behind and doggystyle fuck me, thrusting his cock deeper and deeper inside me.
Much better than having to suck off some smelly drunkard
bite dick off
>>6014685
It was a long story, he was the one who helped me realize I was trans, and I genuinely cared about him, and pitied him for his situation in life. Also, his controlling micromanagement made me feel cared about.
Sorry, I lose track of who I'm talking to a lot XD
Depending on what you're wearing, purse carry is convenient.
>>6014055
If I was at a concert it would be with my bf and hed just go with me. All I would have to do is scream his name and he'd beat the ever living fuck out of anyone.
On top of that I have my .38 and a knife.
I would probably just headbutt him in the nose and spear him into the sink and then depending on the positioning either go into a groundpound/eye gouge or grab him and knee him in the face/crotch and then suplex him into the fucking tile.
Then Id piss on his face and call him a faggot in my deepest bass voice and kick him in the face.
>>6014830
Your boyfriend has to wait outside the bathroom for you?
>>6014839
We'd probably go at the same time or just together in the men's so he's there to protect me.
I could just get all touchy feely with him if I had to any nobody would think anything weird of it. People would just think he's taking me to the stall to fuck me or something.
He's an actor/bouncer so its more so on me to play my part right then him and hes used to defusing situations.
>probably suck him off unless I had a bf (as if)
I would let it happen though just because it's so hot to be used like that. I wish I didn't have degenerate fetishes.
>>6014959
Ooooh baby, what if he wanted more than just that? How far would you go?
>>6014097
>All I ever want to do is eat ice cream and cry. I'll never be beautiful.
it's funny because it's true
>>6014055
Bite down hard and shake my head for all it's worth. While that's happening I'm drawing the boot knife to carve up his legs. He ain't getting away without getting maimed.
>>6014494
LOL stupid spot to try. Far more police per capita in Monaco than anywhere else in the world. Also your mega bucks also won't save you. It would also likely lead to permanent expulsion from the country. You're also talking about a country that talks about violent crimes per decade using single digits.
>>6014097
This is so fucking funny.
>All these trannies pretending to be super badasses
That's really not my experience with the ones I've met or read about. They're usually dainty and awkward nerds.
Shit I'd be down for dating a tranny who was actually a badass.
>>6015085
Well we go under a lot of psychological torture.
You either fold from it like a lot of faggots do, or you fight it.
Theres also a large group of mtfs who literally do everything to try and make the feelings go away and the higher they raise their T levels the more psychotic they become.
A lot become alpha males in an effort to make the pain stop.
Some even go into special forces still trying to "man-up" the dysphoria away.
I was in the alpha male group and tried to suppress it and became psychotic. My parents would beat me for doing anything girly and forced me into sports and all this shit and if anyone picked on me which a lot of people did because I was a pretty boy, I had to beat them up because if my dad found out I didn't, he'd chase me into a room and hit me over and over with a belt.
I basically became extremely homophobic and I had to be the best at sports and everything because I'd get screamed at and told I was a failure and stuff. I hated all of it and myself. I got girlfriends I didnt want because thats what guys do. Id have sex with them and throat fuck them and stuff when I was like 15 because thats what guys do.
I ruined a marriage. I was so fucking angry and filled with self-hatred and anorexia and psychosis and tried to OD and shoot myself in the face all the time. I kept trying to pick fights with this marine in the hopes hed shoot me. Threw a guy into some glass doors that luckily didnt break but wobbled insanely. Almost broke a guy's neck when he looked at me wrong and I hit him so hard he did a backflip. Broke my hand like 4 times just punching shit in uncontrollable fits of rage.
All my rage went away when I got on E.
I'm still pretty bossy and pushy though.
>>6015205
>I'm still pretty bossy and pushy though.
What about in the bedroom?
>>6015216
>>6015216
Im a switch I guess. I prefer powerbottom but Ive had sex with girls at least I dunno 8,000 times or something so Its not like I dont know what to do from the top perspective.
I used to post most of the content on /h/ and /d/ with texasraider years back.
I could vomit and pooop on someone if they wanted me too.
Nothing really bothers me anymore except maybe weird shit like ageplay and diapers and even then its just cause I think those people are retarded faggots.
Kind of an extension of why I hate hons and fetishists like Steffphoknee and Jenner.
>>6015241
>I could vomit and pooop on someone if they wanted me too.
Gross. The worst thing I'd do to you is piss on you... in the shower.
>>6015264
Thats the best place. I dont like the idea of having stuff like that done to me. Im pretty ocd cleanliness.
Pee doesnt bother me though cause its sterile.
I dont care what happens to someone else though.
>>6015362
I take it you're not into rapeplay/forcefulness/fake choking unless you're the one doing it?
>>6015398
Nah Im totally into it. Ive done it tons of times being top but never had it done to me.
>>6015456
Same. I've never had it done to me.
<3
>>6014367
Wow, that sounds useful. Could you tell me where to find one?
>>6014097
do homosexuals think they're not sexual degenerates?
>>6014055
>forgetting to even close the door
what? how does anyone do that?
that makes no sense
at least have him break down the flimsy stall door or something
this makes no sense
>>6014367
w-why not just a normal knife that looks like a knife?
>>6014676
I swallow his dick with my foreskin consuming it and gaining its power
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>>6014055
I'm not a combat badass like some of the girls in this thread and I realistically wouldn't have a weapon on me at a concert, but I'm in decent shape and I'm pretty fast. So, I'd just try to get the fuck away from him before he could grab me. Slip past him through the stall door or jump over the top of the stall wall, and then run for the exit, screaming for help the whole time.
Take out my knife and stab him until he gets the idea.
>>6015085
I'm a dainty nerd who stabbed a dude who cornered me, not a badass.
>>6014421
>pull out a block
More like pull out your cock then cry because you have a cock and also because your anus may of just been ripped open like a bear tearing into its food
>>6014055
the fuck kid of scenario is this subbd
>>6014055
Why don't we have both?
>>6016244
Glock*
Fucking auto correct
>>6015205
wow yeah you sound absolutely feminine and womanly, you're pretty much a complete female in mood there, bucko. I'm betting the panties and stockings have completed your flawless transition to an actual woman, you fit the stereotypes so well
>>6014055
As a proud trans-ethnic, interfat, quadrosexual bull dykette pre-op womynotaur, I find your desire to serve the patriarchy problematic.
>>6016515
>womynotaur
Beautiful, anon. Beautiful.
>>6016515
Anonymous 04/13/16(Wed)14:18:58 No.6016761▶
All internet perma-teenagers are fags.
You guys that hate gay fags based on nothing and really need everyone to know it.
The gay fags who let gayness dissolve their identity and shove it down everyone's throats.
You're all attention seeking, egotistical, ideologue fags who have no understanding of the cold and pointless nature of reality or your place within it.
Your politics, beliefs, romances and attitudes etc...
It's all made up fag bullshit and none of you are better than each other.
All you people do is attack each other over things that are of no consequence while completely ignoring every real problem you ever encounter.
World war three could start and you would be too busy calling each other Tumblr and Edgy to ever notice.
I hate you.
>>6016798
Objective meaning doesn't exist, and everyone with the ability and inclination to think critically is aware of this. It's just easier to get along in society, and in life, by arbitrarily assigning meaning to various things, usually the same things that everyone else assigns meaning to.
