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>>6002692
god his body is shit
>>6002709
>god his body is shit
t. body dysmorphia
>>6002715
I feel like I should get a job before trying to date.
>>6002720
not really. The guy in the OP is a professional male model, there is no excuse for such a slovenly appearance
>>6002735
That depends. If you don't have a job because you're in school or on disability or any other socially acceptable reason not to have a job, then not necessarily. If you're just unemployed, then yeah, you need to go get a job before you try anything for about 15 different very good reasons, not the least of which is that there aren't very many good dating venues that take food stamps.
>>6002741
>drinks shit ass piss beer
Hotness just dropped extremely low.
>>6002741
>professional male model
>hes national serbian tennis player
Also I don't find big or hairy attractive.
>tfw will never be this hairless
Why I cant only have hair on my face. Why I must have it everywhere ):
>tfw neck has gotten noticeably thicker in the last 18 months
one step closer to masc-hood!
>start wearing skinny jeans to work
>gay friend compliments my ass and grabs it
>wear them again yesterday
>girl friend compliments how my ass looks, grabs it, says i have a nice ass for a boy
I didnt know i had this talent
Feels.... Good? Man
>>6002772
I wish i had friends who were chill enough to grope me :(
>>6002741
>There are people who think OP's pic is what professional male models look like
>>6002782
>There are delusional mathc guys that think that's what models look like
FTFY
>>6002782
youd be surprised
>>6002771
Why would you want a thicker neck?
thick necks usually make your neck look shorter, and short necks look terrible on everyone
just curious, would gaygen fuck / date / marry a guy who already had a kid?
>>6002791
thick necks look swoler and more masculine
>>6002795
Right looks more cute though :3
>>6002793
Assuming he wanted a long term partner and not just someone to help him raise a kid. Sure.
It's not like gay dudes can have kids anyway, so if I was going to raise someones kid like a cuck, it'd have to be my lovers.
>>6002791
mhm
whats the point?
>>6002793
>tfw nobody will want you now that you have kids
>>6002795
>tfw thick neck
>tfw hormones will never reduce your thick neck
forever a masculine man
>About to meet boyfriend's parents.
>Just coming over to hang with him not for dinner or anything
>No idea what to wear, put on dress shirt and tie on impulse, now feeling stupid.
>Hair won't cooperate
>Sitting in car a few blocks away so I'm not late, too beta to show up early.
Help me
>>6002782
>ywn date a tall skinny high fashion model and be his shorter but equally skinny bottom boy
>yfw jetpack him and share body heat between your skellybods on a cold night
How much do I have to spend on SLP before they send me genuine Saint Laurent Paris bf?
>>6002835
>too beta to show up early.
protip: it's actually rude to show up to someone's house early unless it's for something informal
>>6002845
That's what this is. He said show up "around 8" so my faulty brain is like "WE MUST PULL UP AND PARK AT 7:59:59!!!"
>>6002848
How do you feel about a man that has younger kids?
>asked to hook up with 18 year old femme twink, grossed out.
>chat with cute cub, blocks me after asking how his day is going
I want to set myself on fire
>>6002844
>SLP
cringe t b h
only people i see wearing it are rich chinese kids who have so much $$$$ they dont need taste and ugly insecure plebs who buy into brand culture + memes and think spending a whole months pay on a pair of jeans will make their life some how less shitty (see aussie-anon and also you) even when its some plebby fucking brand like SLP
>>6002880
>not liking femme twinks
A-Am I not qt enough a Senpai? :-{
>>6002891
Not when you're 7 years my junior and still in high school and asking for straight up hooking up
http://gaypornmasters.com/logan-moore-lyle-boyce/
anyone have a download link for that vid?
>>6002891
>tfw no femme twink bf
>>6002887
desu I mostly wear lower pricepoint stuff similar to SLP like April77
YSL do have nice pieces but only the jeans come close to reasonable pricing
I mean £2k for a jacket? 0800-come-on-now
I'd totes sell my body for that black Blood Luster t-shirt though tbphwu
>>6001515
Even the thought that he might like to do that to me makes me nervous. Honestly I'm more comfortable with the thought of getting/giving head. Despite the fact that I have idea how.
>>6001553
You're right, I'm probably over thinking it. I'm supposed to meet him later today. I think he thinks something is up since I saw him only yesterday and I asked him to meet today.
>>6001562
I didn't meet him on CL, though. He's a friend of mine that I've known since high school.
>>6002901
>condoms
Any update from Police-kun?
>>6002862
Younger kids have to be the most important thing in your life, I'm not sure if I could deal with that. He'd have to be something very special, and the kids would have to be just wastefully precious and adorable so I actually want to spend time together
>>6002919
>2016
>Not wearing a condom so you can take it off and make him drink the contents afterward.
Laughingtwinks.jpg
Twink getting eye test tomorrow
Should I get oversized glasses to look cute? they seem to be popular right now
>>6002899
What is wrong with a teenager wanting to hookup with somebody older? And honey why are you on Grindr if you don't want to hookup?
>>6002942
b-but wouldn't that mean you'll also drink the HIV load?
>>6002950
Don't know if I count as a twink, but I have a pair of glasses kind of like that. I've been told I look cute in them.
>>6002950
Nearsightedness happens to people who can't see the forest through the trees. They can't see their future and only see what's in front of them.
Farsightedness happens to people who can't see the trees and only see the forest. They can't see the trees in front of them.
Both can be fixed and overcome through meditation.
>>6002950
>right now
is it 2009
>>6002950
It's mostly the femme part.
Because it's the only way to meet fags in my area. Every gay app has degraded to hook up app so.
>>6002950
If you wear glasses then you're no longer a twink, sorry mate. Go get lasik or contacts.
>>6003012
>>6002954
If you have dental hygiene, it's far less dangerous in the mouth than up the ass. Life is risk, Anon. If you can't handle that, maybe you shouldn't be fucking dozens of strangers at all.
>>6002918
you're the anon with the boxer friend right? you said he told you he's in love with you right? those were his exact words? if he's let it get serious enough to say he loves you, chances are he's given the mechanics of gay sex plenty of thought.
>>6002954
>2016
>being sero phobic
There is literally no reason to be afraid of AIDS, it's no different than getting a common cold in this day and age.
>>6003014
Twinks don't wear glasses. That's a fact.
A twink with poor enough eyesight to require wearing glasses is no longer a twink. If they get Lasik or contacts then they are a twink again.
>>6002950
You will look like SJW "I'm so geeky" straight guy with those glasses, so you will no longer look like a twink
>>6002950
You will look like Allen "Pedo jude" Ginsberg with those glasses.
And why need glasses anyway? As a twink your purpose is to suck dick and please your alpha master, no need to see anything there.
>>6002942
>tfw I've lately been curious about what it tastes like
I blame anime.
>>6003012
I guess I'm not a twink then. At least that's a relief. I did try contacts once. I didn't mind it. My friend was beside himself, though. He wasn't a fan, so I started wearing glasses again for his sake.
>>6003020
Yes, that's me. And his exact words were "I'm in love with you." He just turned to me and blurted them out. But then he's always pretty blunt and usually says whatever pops into his mind.
>chances are he's given the mechanics of gay sex plenty of thought.
You have a point, I guess. I've thought about it too if I'm being honest. But I'm still not sure I'll be any good.
>>6003012
>Go get lasik or contacts
Why not...figure out the root of the problem and fix it so you don't need either.
I can't stand lazy humans like you who don't want to do the work to get HEALED.
Many people have recovered their eyesight worldwide.
>>6003047
>He wasn't a fan, so I started wearing glasses again for his sake.
how do you feel about pits gaygen?
>tfw shaved
>tfw it was a mistake
>>6003087
im sure it was for the best.
>>6003084
It would be incredibly off-putting if you didn't have any. How would that even work?
>>6003087
>tfw my bush is nearing 70s handlebar mustache levels
>>6003059
>Where are your glasses?
>I'm not used to seeing you without glasses.
>B-but you've always worn glasses
>Whenever I picture you it's still with your glasses on.
It's like he was almost pleased when I started wearing them again or something. Looking back on it, it was kind of cute.
>>6003084
Shaved: 10/10 would lick all night long
Hairy: like a glade plug in. It emits a nice smell but it doesn't do much for me visually and I'm not putting my lips on it
>>6003084
Which one brad or Angelina?
>>6003087
I know of that feel and I never want to feely feel that feel ever again.
>>6003114
>>6003087
I'm so happy to be a Slav. I can shave off everything and in two months I'm Dumbledor tier again.
>>6003127
I'm a turk. It takes me 3 days to get past stubble but I never shave it down
>>6003135
trip on rugby
>>6003087
>tfw washed hair before date
>tfw it went all fluffy and looked hideous
i am never using shampoo again
>>6003135
I'm sorry to hear that, comrade. But at least you can get pectorals without them turning into giant man-tits.
Do any other anons have a drug or alcohol problem?
The rush from speedballing amazing and it makes me completely zone out, forget where I am or that I even exist but it is literally the worst and most dangerous thing you can inject(at least I use powder coke not crack) and it's no substitute for a loving bf
>>6003158
maybe you should seek help
>>6003158
trip on 5652
>>6002791
this. How do I get a thinner neck?
>>6003165
Lose weight
>>6003146
Aren't you rugby, my dear son Mehmet?
>>6003170
But I'm already thin :(
>>6003158
I guess I sort of had a problem with speed over the last 6 months even though I wasn't using it primarily to get high but to stack with DNP for maximum results. My friends said they were really concerned, and tbf they're right. I have an incredibly high tolerance for stimulants and rarely get sides. I was actually ecstatic when I managed to OD.
The only thing that made me stop was fear of nerve damage, primarily due to peripheral neuropathy from the DNP. I took MDMA 2 weeks ago and had incredibly violent shaking in my legs which I've never had before. I only had 500mg when I've taken up to 2.5g with no problem before.
I'm kind of bored of stims now, might get some 2cb this week as a treat.
>>6003165
mostly genetic so you can only do so much
>>6003186
a few days ago you said you werent abusing drugs any more
>>6003198
Yeah, I'm not.
>>6003173
No you're not
>>6003202
>i took twice the normal amount of MDMA 2 weeks ago
How do I stop thinking about boys? Literally every waking moment of my life is wasted daydreaming about them.
It's frankly a bit much.
WHY AM I SUCH A HOMO
>>6003215
>I have an incredibly high tolerance for stimulants
250mg is the normal dose for a normal person. Back when I was abusing MDMA I could take a gram and not feel anything other then leg trembles.
>>6003127
tfw gorilla genetics
tfw will never have hairless balkan genetics
):
>>6003160
I'm not physically dependent on opiates so really I just need something better to spend my time doing and to see someone for my crippling anxiety that only heroin can fix(but last time it took 6 months+ To get a referral thnx NHS)
>>6003186
>2.5g
i cant wait for you to overdose and either die or bc a vegetable
ur not invincible trust me family
seen it happen so many times now
it doesnt make you hardcore bc you take unnecessarily high dosages it just means you are very very very lucky
any impurities in your batch and its night night sleepy tight for you
i eagerly await t b h
>>6002920
Nope. Last I heard he was setting up date no.2
>>6003245
Never had any problems with impurities because I'm not poor like you so my drugs are high quality.
What happened to Douchebag CHAD Jock anon who only realized he was homo the other day? That was the funniest shit ever
>>6003233
2cb is the acid substitute right?
Good luck with that, just remember, you are most definitely a human being still and reality does exist!
But seriously, so some soldiers research on it, I do recall reading some odd things about 2cb. If the silk road is going get the acid off there, I got mine off aKid, its a seller on there.
>>6003207
yes i am
>>6003264
I've done 2cb before, m8. It's halfway between acid and mandy, it's genuinely fuckin hilarious. I cried with laughter when I ate a chocolate biscuit because it felt like the funniest thing I've ever done.
2ce is decent too, takes a while to get used to. I still find it too intense for the first hour or so.
>>6003264
What the fuck phone...
I meant to say; do some research on it.
>>6003232
I NEED THEM
>>6003272
Haha, you seem to do a lot of drugs for someone that doesn't do any drugs~
>>6003244
Dude bro, why don't you just like chill and smoke pot bro and maybe have a drink . Whyyougotta go all out with the hard shit?
>>6003232
Get a bf slav
>>6003284
I've never said that I've never done drugs. The only drugs I've ever had a problem with is MDMA (memory loss) and speed/amphetamine which wasn't exactly a problem because I was using it for weight loss, but I probs did a bit too much which could have impacted on my health.
People here forget that use =/= abuse. Nothing wrong with rolling every few months or taking psychedelics.
>>6003302
Nah I know you did a lot of drugs back in the day, I just thought you'd cut it all off now, didn't realise you were into all new things.
>>6003275
Don't know about cinnamonrollanon.
But Chad Bro Anon is still so far in the closet he couldn't do anything serious. So instead he said something along the lines of;
>eh dude bro lets go do something douchey
I honestly can't really remember. I remember finding it funny though.
Guys hopeless.
>>6003308
I've done pretty much every single drug within my limits so I don't need to try new things. The only drug that I haven't done yet that I want to do is DMT.
>>6003241
>wanting not to be able to grow hair
Literally why. If you want less hair there is an entire industry for that, but you can't add it. If you don't like it, then just use lasers
I wonder what happened to the anon that had a gay bf that he sucked off, but was too afraid to let his friend suck him off until we talked him into it. But that was probably around october/november so he's probably not around anymore.
>>6003257
ahahaha brav
you are exactly the sort of mug who would get sold dirty shit.
posh socially awkward kid who has no idea how to act convincingly and as evident by your last three posts doesnt know what hes talking about when it comes to drugs. even pure mdma (which no you havent been taking unless you manufactured it yourself or know someone who manufactures which you obviously dont and you would probably be a vegetable right now after taking 2.5g) just leads to toxicity after taking a certain amount. it doesnt get you anymore mashed.
that was why your leg was uncontrollably shaking. it wasnt bc omgggg im so fddd im such a druggy<3 you were poisoning yourself
ignore me tho family keep up the gd work boyo proud of u
+ 2cb is a shitty gay drug for poshos
>>6003317
i like this guy
>>6003285
Idk opiates have clicked with since my early teen pharma experimentations. I love beautiful nods and heroin is just the easiest opiate to get.
I got into speedballing when I tried adding 50mg of coke to my H shot and realised that speedballs are a whole new level in the IV rush game
Plus heroin takes away my anxiety and lets me "just be urself" like no other drug
>>6003320
It's 5652, he's just salty at me because I'm with Swede and he still has feelings for him like over a year after they e-brokeup
xDD
>>6003317
I'm well aware of the toxicity of MDMA and I'm open about the effects that I've suffered because of the abuse, m8. I got my stuff from one of my best mates who gets it from a legit source, so I have no doubts about the purity. Anyways, I've only done mandy 3 times since last June.
Legs were shaking because I had peripheral neuropathy from DNP in them like 4-5 weeks ago so the nerves aren't fully healed yet.
>>6003337
The thing that terrifies me about heroin is that I know I will absolutely love it so I'm never even trying it once.
>>6003347
Come on, just admit to yourself that you'd love to spend an evening snuggled up with him on the couch watching shit movies while you snog his face off :3
>>6003352
Do people actually enjoy that lame shit?
>>6003352
That might be alright. But it's still super fucking gay and doesn't sit right with me.
I still can't get an erection at straight porn anymore. I even had to cancel a date I had planned yesterday with a super hot chick
What could possibly happen?
>>6003341
rugby its not personal lol
stop trying to be sly. only you bring that shit up bc its all u got on me. move the fuck on already ahahaha.
just think ur a fucking melon thats just how it is im sorry family.
>legit source
aka i have no fucking idea what i am taking and who it came from lmao severely brain damaged rugby when
>>6003379
Boba Fett goes on a purge
>>6003372
THAT'S HOW IT STARTS ANON BE VERY AFRAID, I USED TO BANG MAD CHIX TOO
>>6003363
Yeah, its fun, it makes you feel all wibblywobbly inside.
>>6003372
I still find it odd that it just happened out of the blue like that, but then others on here had the same thing happen to them.
I never realised it was so varied, I thought most people were like me and always had subtle feelings throughout their lives they never picked up on.
What porn do you watch now, gay porn I guess but any specific genres?
>>6003275
Cinnamon roll wound up fucking tsundere boyfriend iirc. Otherwise no update.
>>6003401
not him, but i pretty much realised overnight as well
it was a strange period of my life
>>6003401
>what porn do you watch now
For the last week, I haven't gotten off once. I was with a girl the very first day, but I couldn't get it up. So I ended up fapping to generic gay twink porn. Which made me feel shame beyond anything I'd ever experienced. I don't want to do that again.
>>6003407
I always had weird faggot feelings and shit but I just assumed I'd grow out of it when i was an adult, and that I was straight but into weird shit. Then when i was 18 i was like "ok maybe im bi"
and then i realized i didn't really like girls anyway lol.
>>6003407
Really, as quick as that?
So how much had you done with girls previously, absolutely no feelings for men in that time?
Its so strange.
>>6003419
Well if you're able to get off on it then that's just how it is now I suppose. So only feminine guys do it for you?
I think I've always only been attracted to manly guys, though as of late I've been wanting to jam my dick in some twink slut~
>>6003455
jam it in me~
is kingrice qt
>>6003401
I didn't realize I was interested in guys until I met a guy I became sort of enamored with online. I remember saying I never had much luck dating girls, so maybe I'll give guys a try, and I ended up liking guys so I just decided to keep doing that.
>>6003469
I never really thought of it as odd or strange, just felt kind of natural, I didn't really have any prior experiences to base things off of.
>>6003424
Are you sure?
>>6003407
>sort of half realized you liked boys when you were 12
>get a crush on new kid in class
>threaten to spit on him if he doesn't play basketball with you
>fully realize you like boys at 14
>become so twitterpated with the boy you like that you don't know what to do with yourself
>punch him in the stomach
>24
>realize your style of courtship hasn't really changed that much
I'm a master of romance
>>6003463
I haven't got any pics, someone here might have from back in the day.
>>6003469
I see, and again no feelings before then?
This is really interesting, it seems like there are arguments for "born" with it and "developed" it!
>>6003477
Oh so manly guys do it too?
A lot of people tend to be into traps and fem guys but to be genuinely attracted to just males I guess you've got the full homo now.
>hair on shoulders, back and everyplace besides forehead
god damn i hate my drunken irish genes
>>6003499
I honestly can't recall feeling anything significant for guys before then. I jerked to straight porn and had some interest in girls, but didn't act on it because I had a lot of anxiety and depression in late middle school/high school. It is interesting to note that I started practicing anal well before I was interested in guys, I never thought of it as gay, just damn good pleasure.
>>6003499
>I guess you've got the full homo now.
That's why I was freaking out
>>6003267
No you're not
>>6003491
long time no see teacup. has dad bf impregnated you yet? is it true you look like an angry five foot tall justin beiber?
>>6003525
I'm 5'3 you swine. And he's nearing the end of his busy season, so he's mostly running off vapors, coffee, dad puns and hormones.
>>6003499
take new ones xxxxxxxxxx
>>6003540
>busy season
Taxes?
>>6003499
How old are you?
I might install grindr today.
What is something I can do that will make me feel extra gay and so brave enough to do it?
>>6003576
vote bernie
>>6003511
Huh, that's really strange. For me I found girls attractive but I never wanted to actually do anthingt with them really. I was always crushing on guys, I just never really admitted it to myself and for most of school I hung out with a group of guys (we were basically the trouble making group) and at the very end hung out with all the popular girls.
>>6003519
Wouldn't worry about it man, you don't have to change who you are or anything, I guess this is just how it is now.
>>6003547
Maybe later when I get home and I've had a chance to shave, I look like shit right now xoxox.
>>6003568
23
>>6003618
>shave
dont you dare
Are you nicer than average, gaygen?
>>6003548
Yeah. Fuck if I know what that entails, but he always comes home tired and/or stressed as fuck. So we've been spending lots of time napping and blowing off steam.
It wasn't as bad as this time last year, though. He called me singing motown songs and I got that fucking Sheena Easton song stuck in my head for days.
>>6003632
Are we talking about nice as in to other people? I'm nice to people almost to a fault, I can't really be mean to people even if they are assholes.
>>6003633
>steam
I hope that's not the only thing you're blowing off
>>6003633
Teacup anon is the cutest~
How do i find a non-rapist daddy to bf?
>>6003632
Yes, but at the same time I prefer to keep to myself and don't particularly like many people.
>>6003618
>I guess this is just how it is now
I guess.
>you don't have to change who you are or anything
There was no way I was going to. More than anything, I hate those ultra-flamboyant fucking faggots. Seriously, why the fuck do you even need a pride parade. Fuck.
I want a bf with veiny masculine hands
>>6003632
Yes and people take advantage of me because of it.
>>6003622
It grows too patchy though anon, right now its like covered half my face, but iunno if I like it. Chin stubble suits me but the rest doesn't go.
TFW I'm finally getting actual facial hair and I'm having to shave everyday ;_;
>>6003668
Eh, I don't particularly either to be fair but I'm very much happy for people to be what they want to be. Its very over the top and a persona but I guess that's who they want to be.
I can't talk, when I first came out I went into full limp wrist mode. I even had a handbag :3
>>6003676
>imblying you don't secretly like being jumped
marriage and family when
>>6003632
I'm polite. But I generally don't get along with people. It's not because I'm an ass hole or anything (though I guess a lot of people would disagree), I just don't care much for social norms.
>Hey, anon, do you think "X" likes me?
>Probably not.
And I'd rather not try so hard to make friends. This is who I am, lying, even "white lies" are too much effort.
>>6003705
Are you a police officer?
>>6003576
Take nude pics, you'll need 'em anyway
>>6002692
what does "looking" mean on grindr
>>6003716
No. Though I was planning on taking the test.
I'm not Cop Anon
>>6003632
I tried to be nice to everybody till I read this book.
>>6003728
it means they're looking for sex right now
>>6003632
>go out of my way and act as indifferent and assholeish as I can because I want to be cool and edgy
>still more extroverted than most of the populace and people compliment me on how nice I am
god damn this country full of turboautists
>>6003735
ty senpai
>>6003700
Maybe I do. Shut it. Despite the fact that his nephew apparently "hero worships me", I spend half my time trying not to fucking swear around the kid, so I doubt "family" beyond an extra dog is a good fucking idea.
I am shocked at how many bisexual guys there actually are
>>6003762
They're easy to ignore for the most part but some will outright lie about it to your face. Nothing you can do about that unfortunately, but be observant.
>>6003733
What's the synopsis?
>>6003762
and like 85% of them never have and never will have sex with another man
it's literally a meme sexuality
>>6003777
I don't see why a man would fake being attracted to other men, it's still looked down upon everywhere in the world
>never really considered gay shit before
>not really against it, just never really thought about it since I'm pretty attractive, I never had trouble getting women when I wanted to get laid
>never been in a serious relationship though, but also never wanted to
>28 now
>recently got promoted to be liaison between companies main executive board and lab that is owned by the company I work for
>huge, huge fucking promotion, super psyched to start work
>the main lab tech I work with is fucking annoying as fuck
>results are pretty good nevertheless so my boss partners me up there properly
>we now pretty much work together all day long
>dude pisses me off to no end
>but the feeling is pretty much mutual
>bosses like the work we're doing so we go out to get drinks one night
>guy comes onto me
>haven't gotten any for ages and I'm drunk so I kinda just role with it
>nothing ultra sexual happens, we make out, go back to his place, make out some more before going to sleep
>kinda awkward, that was my first time kissing a guy, it wasn't bad I guess
>we start doing stuff like this every couple nights
>he let me fuck him last night
>holy fuck that was amazing
>he asks me out for real and told me to think about it
Should I?
I haven't really gotten any for a while, I know. But this is kinda confusing for me. Still, I did get turned on. I feel like I actually want to make it somewhat serious. I've never thought about that before.
>>6003777
Don't be so quick to dismiss them. Those guys who recognize same-sex attraction but are on the fence about expressing it usually act all bashful and cute.
They are a challenge to seduce but give a high payoff once you liberated them and unleash all that confused sexual energy (on your dick). They are excellent for developing your game.
>>6003790
haha ew u posted a gay
roll with it brah
>>6003784
It's what the cool, boundary-pushing freethinking kids are into. "Queer" is cool. It's like a fashion sensibility.
>>6003042
I-I don't have an alpha daddy to make me his abused fucktoy and cuddle me afterwords :-(
I Really would just need them for riding a little 125cc motorbike
>>6003032
Idk that guy looks pretty gay and twinky
What if those glasses were paired with a stereotypically twink haircut and an air of swishy flamboyance?
>>6003784
Yet what I said is a true statement.
Also there are lots of possible reasons tp do stupid shit like that
>progressive brownie points
>reddit upvotes
>mental illness
>possibility of getting a job or getting accepted into a school due to sexual minority status
etc. etc. the list goes on and on
>>6003797
>>6003799
BIDF pls, you're not fooling anyone
>>6003809
>possibility of getting a job or getting accepted into a school due to sexual minority status
>this happens
+ i havent met anyone who has 'pretended' to be any sexuality since high school
which is pretty indicative of you t b h
I forgot but does rubber latex burn on silicone and other rubber? i used a condom on a masterbator and the condom broke
>tfw no bf
>>6003798
Yeah, I guess. I think I was mostly just thinking outloud, so to speak.
I guess it's just new to me.
>>6003802
Yeah, well, I don't think straight men are included in this.
There's literally nothing a straight man would gain from identifying as 'bisexual.' Most straight women would automatically lose interest in him and most people would just assume he's a gay man in denial.
Being 'bisexual' is only considered cool in very specific social settings. Stop acting like it's a widespread thing.
>>6003809
>Yet what I said is a true statement.
What you said as a statement means nothing , I am a gay man and I have never had sex with a man, and neither have many other gay/bi men.
Also do you realize straight people say the exact same things about people who identify as gay?
A recent anonymous survey at my uni found that around 9% of men on campus identify as bisexual, and there is no such thing as affirmative action for sexual minorities in my country.
>>6003824
>b-but muh anecdotal evidence!
>grasping at straws this much
Those bisexuals arent going to fuck you even though you whiteknight them on the Internet you know
>>6003777
there really is not a reason to have sex with a man. It is just a fetish similar liking fat chicks but you would never date one because it is not acceptable
>>6003837
>he still gives a shit about what others think
>>6003833
>I am a gay man and I have never had sex with a man
Then how do you know you're gay? You're basically on the same level as these """ bisexuals""" as far as im concerned
>>6003742
>Maybe I do. Shut it.
>his nephew apparently "hero worships me"
fucking adorable
heard any good puns lately?
>>6003790
Why did he annoy you?
>>6003862
Fight me.
>on the couch together
>he's looking at his laptop
>we're debating where we want to go out to eat
>asks me if I knew that there was an Atlantis-themed restaurant in an area nearby
>being the fool that I am, I think he's being serious, take the bait and say 'no'.
>"Yeah it's not there anymore, though".
>gives me a big, shit-eating grin
>"It went under."
>laugh unintentionally
>tell him I'm never touching his dick ever again
Business as usual.
>>6003864
We just didn't see eye to eye on anything. And disagreed about a few things.
>>6003856
>>he still gives a shit about what others think
Yes. Because I have job and family. Most people with social life and part of community care what other people think. Not caring/unaware about social rules is linked to autism
>>6003877
explain how the fuck you got into this relationship
i want one
>>6003903
yeah well and like 95% of gay guys are sjw and less than 2% are datable too
>>6003836
>85% of bisexual are lying
>lists a bunch of popular memes and 0 sources
>apparently using basic logic supported by anecdotal evidence is not valid
this isnt a court of law anyway you fucking retard anecdotal evidence is still useable in a discussion, you just dont have an argument to make and are trying to shut down the discussion like a child.
>need to get programming and shit done
>can't stop thinking about tfw no bf
help
>>6003891
Not him, but isn't that just a normal relationship? You know, a proper, healthy, long term relationship?
>>6003921
close 4chan, have a shower to "reset" your brain, make a cup of tea, and do the work without even glancing at 4chan for the rest of hte night
>>6002799
No one wants to be cute. Everyone wants to be hot.
>>6003774
Care more about yourself. It's not about being a dick to everybody else, just putting yourself as nr.1 from time to time.
>>6003891
>mutual friend decides for whatever reason that my weird ass would be a good match for him
>extreme reluctance on my part because I've had a ton of shitty "hey I know this one other gay guy let me set you up" experiences and have never had a 'real' relationship
>introduces us at Halloween party
>spend pretty much the whole night chatting
>makes me laugh with one of his shitty puns
>he seems pretty cool even still
>hang out in group settings several times over the next couple of months
>for whatever reason I have not put him off or scared him away
>he asks for my number and wants to know if I'll date him
>puss out like a bitch at first until I realize he isn't fucking with me
>agree to a date
>one shitty afternoon in late January of last year we go on a first date
He's a huge fucking nerd, but he's my huge fucking nerd.
>>6003950
thats nice to hear
>>6003926
retards make me really butt hurt
i have a firey hatred for stupidity in every form
>>6003877
Genius
>>6003966
must be hard looking in the mirror then
>>6003950
you fogot the part where you got lost your virginity while watching space jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Ye90AVeiA
Tfw no twink bf to protect
>>6003957
Sometimes I still catch myself wondering why the hell he likes me so much. He claims that the first time he made me laugh that cemented the idea in his mind that he wanted to date me, but it's embarrassing to think about shit like that.
>>6003971
He is an infinite source of corny dad jokes and puns. I'd never admit it to him, but I secretly think it's endearing.
>>6003987
As if I would let myself get fucked while watching Space Jam. That came after the movie was over.
>>6004036
>someone shouted at him "faggot queer piece of shit"
>bad words think of children!
But he has no problem being openly homosexual in front of children at Disneyland. He's hypocrite
>>6004036
>>6004067
To add context, Disneyland is one of the most gay-friendly places in the entire world. Staff would eviscerate anyone who pulled that shit. Personally I think hes bullshitting.
http://www.wdwinfo.com/disney-gay-days.htm
I bought condoms for the first time today. Why is it so awkward?
>>6004036
I really need more swish and flaming faggotry in my life but I don't have the confidence and self-assurance
What is better shy twink or flaming twink?
>>6004107
i think its fun
i like to imagine everyones thinking "man that guy must have a really active sex life" when the truth is that its been so long since i got laid my condoms expired
>>6002771
How do I thicken my neck?
>tfw guy I like is coming over soon
How do I stop from panicking before he even gets here?
>>6004107
>Why is it so awkward?
the other people in line realise you like to have sex
>>6004125
Dumbell shrugs and backward barbell shrugs worked for me
>>6004134
What are they even saying in that comic?
Got a question for you guys. At raves and clubs, is showing underwear even if its a bit a signal that you're looking to fuck?
>>6004147
>I need condoms
>thatll be 4.50 please
>I hope no one noticed I have sex
>looks like you enjoy having sex
>damn
How the fuck do I shave my balls/pubes correctly? It's so much work I'm sure I'm missing something
>>6004172
I trim them, then break out a razor.
Is it alright to do hookups if you're in a LDR?
>>6004172
I have pic related, with a trimming attachment that pops out.
First I trim all the long hairs with the trimmer, until no hair is longer than 5mm
Then I get in a cold shower to shrink my balls and tighten the skin (wrinkles are a Bad Thing when shaving), and carefully run the trimmer directly across my balls and perineum. It works pretty well.
Its not baby smooth, but its close, and easy to do.
>>6004185
Depends. Why would you desire to do a hookup to begin with? Is your LDR not working out well?
>>6004107
Probably because everyone was thinking it is current year and you still using condoms
>>6004185
What kind of relationship? Married? Then no
>>6004190
oops forgot pic
>>6004177
Talk to who ever the other tripfag you're dating is if they're ok with it.
Do cute boys with nice butts and big cocks make ok money on chaturbate? I'm going to do it for fun anyway.
>>6004185
Unless you have a verbal/written contract or a certificate of marriage than it's fine.
>>6004217
>tfw you will never fuck this
):
>>6004217
They can. It takes time to build up a following though...most give up before they even make $100.
Have a twitter account, skype account, kik/snapchat account and amazing wishlist ready.
Also have nude pics & fap videos available on your chaturbate page to order.
You must treat it like a business.
>>6004109
Be my shy twink, bby
>>6004240
*amazon
Also make sure you send in your driver license/proof of birth to chaturbate. It can take a day or more to verify your account.
>>6004103
>minimum wage workers follow the values of the corporation that employs them
lol no..why would he make it up?? inb4 attention but if he did make it up for attention wouldnt he come up with something slightly more attention seeking than a guy shoving him
and stop defending a aggressively homophobic thug you fucking cuck
>>6004217
>tfw I'll never look like this.....
>>6004200
Is that joke?
>>6004260
Have you tried to look like that?
>>6004260
tfw look like this
tfw depressed af and wish i would die anyway
How much do you wish this was happening to you right now? http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1460319481155.png
>>6004263
Is what a joke? That's what I do. I trim my pubes really short and then I use a razor. I have really steady hands.
>>6004273
>do i smell watermelon
>>6004263
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
I fucking knew it. Fucking knew Swede and Rugby weren't gonna last a month.
>>6004263
Yeah, I saw that too. Swede deleted the post and then reposted it. I guess he's already cheating on Rugby.
>>6004273
90%
