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>>5977744
first for desperate for social interaction
>>5977744
tfw no gay steam bf to play dark souls 3 with when it comes out on PC
tfw no gay internet bf to watch good shows with
tfw no gay skype bf to sing songs to and tell him how much i love him on mic
k i l l m e h o n e s t l y
>>5977758
post face pic, people would be more interested
>have boring brown eyes
>wear glasses so much that people say I look weird without them
>>5977744
green eyed master race
y not
>>5977744
postan
>>5977769
I've always had a thing for green eyes
often they're super dull sadly but when they're not, they're gorgeous
>>5977788
you look like you have a nice dick,pls post it
Green
Sure
>>5977722
It's not like I don't want to have sex or anything. But after his last relationship, I wouldn't be surprised if he wants to take his time. Either way, I'll let him set the pace.
>>5977738
>you gotta start tripfagging
I don't mind having an anon nickname. Though I still don't fully get the 'cinnamon roll' joke.
>Fuck though man I don't know how willing I'd be able to wait if I were you, though that's probably just the virgin in me talking
I'd be lying if I said I never thought about it and didn't really, really want to. It's been a while since I've had sex and unless he had a fling after his last relationship ended (which I doubt because he's said before he's not that sort of person), then it's been a long time for him, too. Until I'm sure he's comfortable with it, the other stuff we do is just fine by me.
>>5977744
any greeks with beautiful blue eyes?
>>5977855
>greeks
>beautiful
there's your problem
>>5977865
greeks are hot
How are my fellow degenerates?
>>5977744
Almonds shaped pools of chocolate :3
>tfw your dick is pretty big yet you wish it was bigger
Why do I have an eternal need for an unusably large penis
>>5977873
show us
>>5977962
thank you
I get it from my father's side of the family
>>5977843
>Though I still don't fully get the 'cinnamon roll' joke.
it's because you are too pure for this world
Balancing reduction/oxidation reactions makes me scream.
>>5977791
are mine dull?
I feel like mine stand out a bit more because I have naturally black hair and am fair in complexion
>>5977744
wow god. so cute.
Brown eyes are the best.
>>5977996
Am I though? Like I said, I really want sex (even if I'm fine with waiting), I drink and on rare occasions I smoke. Hardly what you'd call 'pure', right?
everyone that actually posted their face in this thread is dumb as fuck and ugly as fuck desu kys
>>5978084
no one cares
make like the actual jim morrison and die of a heroin overdose in paris
>>5978064
what a qt
What percentage of the MSM population is HIV+? In other words, if I fucked a random guy, what is the statistical risk of me getting infected?
>>5978110
RIGHT?
>>5978092
leave my haasbando along
>>5978120
Lower if you use Prep and Condoms
>>5978127
>>5978110
yes i am very cute
come over to my house, i have two big boners and a microphone
>>5978160
Packing my bags and for this adventure
Everyone else can back off I've claimed this as my husbando
thnx to all the anons last thread who made me feel better about my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13oEPNByEgF
>>5978157
so cute....looks like someone i know irl
>>5977758
Hay anon, even if you can't become a special person in general, you can be a special person for someone.
>>5978060
are you qt grill?
>>5978219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dsrFXUULQt
>>5978261
>>5978330
I built it using an old motorcycle helmet.
>>5978157
I've seen cuter abortions
http://spunkdrunkvt.tumblr.com/post/142204772371/
lmao watch this
>>5978330
>Are you the anon that was talking about speech therapy earlier?
Yes bby
>meet friend from childhood
>we're both 24 now
>he's a literal 10/10 qt twink
>i'm a 6/10, basically completely average. only plus is I work out a shitload and I'm tall
>we hit it off
>we start dating for real
>same hobbies, same likes and dislike, he's funny as all hell and best of all, isn't flamboyant in the least
>he even enjoys coming with me when I go camping, hiking and hunting and I've started to teach him how to shoot (even got his first kill the other day) and now even asks me when the next time I'm gonna go out, and is constantly excited about it
>sex is almost non-existent because we're both tops
what do
>>5978746
>he fell for the top meme
>>5978431
Gypsy/10
>>5978746
>twink
>top
learn your gay slang
>>5977843
Just cuddle and kiss for a while.
You can speed it up by just rubbing his body over while you snuggle but I wouldn't rush it, I'm guessing his ex would have just come home and pretty much forced him into it right away.
I think this guy is actually really rather relaxed when he can be himself, it really just is that the ex fucked him up.
I still feel great for you though, its the cutest thing ever.
Also tripping is fun, but to be fair your post style is detectable anyway.
Jesus fuck. This whole situation I'm in just gets messier every day:
>see guy for around 2 months
>says he also still has feelings for his ex
>doesn't know what to do
>seems like he's going back to his ex
>tells ex about me
>ex gets mad even though he was the one who wanted to try it again
>feel like I still have a shot
>now the guy tells me his mom just found out she has cancer
so what the fuck do I do now? I just said I'm here for him if he wants to talk...I can't do anything else right now, right? If I keep pushing the issue with his ex right now I will just seem like a giant egomaniac asshole. Fuck.
>>5979166
>still has feelings for his ex
Drop it like it's hot. Ignore mother, that has nothing to do with you. He's tagging you along because he doesn't want to be alone.
Stop being a faggot pussy ass bitch and end it.
>>5979174
But I'm a pathetic loser and I have the biggest crush on this guy...I can't drop it if I still have some hope left. I guess I'm just a masochist.
I feel like if I stay in his orbit, he will realize that going back to his ex would be retarded and that I'm obviously the better choice. They're not even back together and they're already fighting again...
Living in a place with mostly blond guys when you're just into dark haired ones does that to you, I guess...
>>5979183
Well then good luck on being depressed as hell.
Literally nothing will happen. Nothing. But if you're still intent on staying an abused puppy.
>tell him how you feel straight up
>tell him he has to choose or some shit
>tell him how much you like him
>if nothing happens, leave
>>5979183
Where do you live?
>>5979197
Hate to say it but this anon is right.
I wouldn't give him an ultimatum though, just tell him his ex is a cunt and is only making stuff with his mum worse.
I wouldn't ignore the mother issue, pretty uncaring..
If you think its likely they'll get back together (and for some reason arguing makes people want to fucc) just be prepared for that outcome anon.
>>5979210
Yeah, you're right. Maybe the ultimatum thing is a bit stupid, but honestly, when people act like that. I'd honestly just say to move away as fast as possible.
It's not worth the trouble.
>>5979240
Yeah, I do agree with your point about it not being worth the trouble but when you love someone its hard to just drop all the feelings and emotion like that.
Often you are fully aware of the trouble it will bring but instinctively you just don't want it to end.
I think he should take your advice but just prepare for a negative outcome... It sucks. Seems like a lot of people on here are having trouble with messed up exes.
>>5979210
>>5979240
thanks for the advice. I'm not a fan of an ultimatum either. I think he just needs to think about what he wants for himself without me pushing the issue all the time. I'm just worried that if I leave him alone completely, he will just take the easy way and go back to his ex even though he clearly knows that they're having problems again already.
I don't know. It's just a really bad situation...especially with the mother being ill now. I'm sure he needs support now, but it just seems incredibly selfish if I keep bothering him about my problem during this. It sounds nasty, but the cancer probably plays in his ex's hands.
But it just feels too easy to just give up now...if I want something I should fight for it. I just don't know how.
>>5979271
I think you're correct, I wouldn't be surprised if the ex used his mother now as a way of getting close again.
Play it safe, stay with him and don't bring it up too much, just do little things like kiss him randomly and crap. Just keep him aware that you love him. Reassure him with his mother, maybe offer to visit her if she would be okay with it.
Its hard for me to give you advise though, you know the situation better, I'd just suggest taking it easy and just being ready for any outcome anon.
I wish you luck!
Hi
>>5979280
neanderthal genes
I have been crying
>>5979318
yeah probably bc ur ugly
fucking butter face
>>5979318
Why?
>>5979324
Pls no cry
>>5979324
rekt
>>5979280
Pls give eyebrows
>tfw learnt the hard way that love is about penis size in the end
What do you guys do to forget about loneliness?
>>5979483
Love is about age.
Gay death is not a meme
Is it just me, or is it rather difficult to find a long term gay partner?
Especially when you're really not interested in sex.
I'm only 23, but I really don't care that much about sex. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it. It's just something I can do without. I'm pretty attractive, and really fit -- so it's not like I have trouble finding people, but the second I mention things like this, people lose interest.
>>5979487
Not at all, I am quite "old" compared to the one who I was with, me being 27 and he being 20. Didn't work out in the end. According to him, I am all "good" and so but the lack of "skinship" and "love", which I know means he wasn't happy about my size. The first time we had sex, I could see the disappointment and his hesitation of doing anything, since it's not "visually" erotic. Anyhow, I moved on but it the feeling of being lonely lingers around me and I want it away, since it bothers me and keeps me away from being productive.
>>5979488
What incentive would people have for having you as a partner if you're not interested in sex. Especially considering a large part of gays form relationships by fucking first and dating afterwards.
>>5979505
He should find someone who isn't interested in sex then
tfw u cant decide whether to stay in my room forever and never talk to anyone and wait to die or whether to try and experience life + love even tho it was never meant for me nd bc even more fd up than i already am
>>5979274
>Play it safe, stay with him and don't bring it up too much, just do little things like kiss him randomly and crap
The problem is that we haven't seen each other in over a week. Meanwhile he met his ex like three more times. He said they're not hooking up and I believe him, but how am I supposed to get close to him now with the mom thing happening? I said to him I would keep my distance and that I'm there for him if he wants to talk...if I ask him if he wants to hang out now a day later, he will probably just say no/not a good time/blabla.
God, why am I always in these kind of situations. It's like some higher force wants me to be miserable and alone.
>>5979488
Its the age bracket I guess, I'm 23 too and everyone is just looking for sex. It's only older guys that want a relationship but then when it comes to younger people they'd just like to fuck them.
>>5979529
Jeeze anon, iunno then to be fair, I guess he's growing distant. It feels awful when it happens :(
Just hold on in there anon, slug it out, just see what happens now!
>>5979517
You seem like a pretty fun person, I don't think you'd have trouble finding people. Do you actively meet people or do you just sorta not bother anymore?
>>5978397
>tfw no qt bf with a speech impediment
atleast we have you anon
>>5979517
Hey at least your not a whore.
Would you play that game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae3S-YelWFY&nohtml5=False
>>5979604
Haha, oh dear you've wound up like me!
Are you just looking for relationships or just sex?
Also, I'm guessing you're young, like I said earlier the age bracket sucks. I stopped bothering to find any kind of relationship, nobody can be bothered to do it, everyone just wants the boypuss
>eyes always look dark and have bags like I'm a homeless weirdo
Umm... People like that nice exhausted look
>>5979622
yeee im not into hook-ups. it just feels like..a construction?? socially. and functions more like a transaction than any socialization. dont really want a relationship either tho. im just generally lost + confused in life.
>>5979638
Sleep more and drink more water
>>5979643
I've been doing the latter but sleeping enough is already a challenge
>>5979638
I think its to do with hydration?
Maybe try sleeping with some cucumbers on them :3
>>5979641
Yeah hookups are void of personality and emotion, they're just in and out loveless affairs.
Iunno what you can do then, probably to do with a lack of motivation? Maybe you just need to socialise in general, not seeking love or sex, just engagement with others?
>>5979505
Emotional investment, but I can tell you if they feel sex is an important part of a relationship, they will most likely resent you.
Dated a 9/10 perfect soulmate but he wanted sex constantly and I never felt comfortable or secure about fufilling that constant craving. So it only drove us apart
Ok gaygen I need some advice here
Im going to a concert soon and Im kind of scared of large crowds especially if they are jumping
Im going there with a friend and we are going to be somewhere near the stage
How do I not get a panic attack and just sperg out? Do I have to jump? so scared
>>5979690
Don't jump, I went to my first GA concert 2 months ago (Carly Rae Jepsen) and I just rocked side to side and enjoyed the music and sang along
If you feel comfortable, go ahead but no one cares. No one paid money to see your flail around, to be honest
>>5979711
>I went to my first GA concert 2 months ago (Carly Rae Jepsen)
did you forget the Y?
>>5979711
I hope it wont be super chaotic since the concert is in a club but Im still afraid I will just get trampled
Because from the stories of my other friend who is a regular concert/festival goer its pretty crazy
>>5979714
The gay was expected. It was primarily 99% fags
>oh man can't wait for this hot dildo action
>take a huge nasty shit
whelp there goes my next 5 minutes
>Eyes Edition
>Just got cleared to go back to work after getting a corneal ulcer
Don't neglect those peepers, boyos.
>>5979690
always stay away from the front. i dont want to damage my ears by being unnecessarily close to the rig.
+ people who mosh (paticularly at non-guitar music events) need to be exterminated.
help
Anyone ever get their dicks pierced?
ive always been interested in jacob's ladders but im nervous about the whole thing due to no experience in that kinda stuff
>>5979775
iktf
>>5978044
>dark souls sucks
N...no
>>5978044
>dark souls sucks
skyrim baby detected
>>5979778
what feel do you know
>>5979797
Brown eyes.
i like my eyes
my mum calls them "steel"
>>5979800
oh
do my eyes look bad
>>5979812
edgy mum
>>5979763
Jesus, an ulcer in the eye?
That must have been mega painful!!!
I had to go to the hospital not too long ago because my eye started to hurt reallllyyy bad. Turns out I had a piece of metal stuck in it!
I thought they'd have some cool way of getting it out but the last just got the tip of a needle and hooked it out :s
>>5979812
I don't know how to get over someone. Please help me. I just want to cry all day. People always say meet friends etc, but I don't want to see any of them at all right now and hear them say shit like "you deserve better" "he was an asshole anyway" etc....I just want him back.
JDISMA
smoking penises
i want to know if my eyes look bad
>>5979886
Kill him and consume his liver. It's the only way.
>>5979812
Everyone in my family has the most beautiful, bright blue eyes, but I've got grey.
>>5979909
Post'em
>>5979866
It was, and still sorta is. I'm still pretty light sensitive, and have to wear my sunglasses everywhere but in my apartment. Evidently it was an abrasion that got mega infected. Doc said that I could've gone blind had I not taken care of it.
Yellow/green/blue blended eyes. Guess they would be called hazel.
>>5979936
Damn man, that sucks, is there any sort of corrective surgery that could performed for it?
I guess even if there is it'll probably be rather expensive :c
>>5979912
Grey for apathy.
>>5979941
Post a better pic. That's really nice, btw.
Race mixing should be considered a global sin.
Dad ruined his pure K'iche genes.
Maternal grandfather ruined his pure German genes.
>>5979812
Steel eyes like your big man rod of steel, aeh?
>>5979941
Ohhhh man, the guy I like has these eyes they're so beautiful D:!!!
>>5979960
Browneyed bambi
>>5979968
i guess thats okay
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>>5979947
I suck at taking photos
>>5980004
You've got nice eyebrows too :3c
posting eyes in eyes thread
>>5980010
jealous ngl lol
>>5979945
Nothing surgery can do. I just have to keep the ol' gal bathed in antibiotics and this weird eye cream. It's a lot better than it was even a week ago, just not quite 100% yet. I have a follow up next Tuesday, so we will see how things sort out.
>>5980013
nice wig
cool crystallized eyes
>>5980014
Ah I see, I think it may recover, I thought the light sensitivity was a permanent syemptom of it.
When I damaged my one o had to use the weird cream and wear an eye patch, it was pretty cool though, I got to pretend I was Snake Pliskin!
After about two weeks I was all better.
>>5980013
DAT skin doe
I swear man, once you pass 21 your body falls to shit :(
>just rubbed cocoa butter all over
oh god the world feels weird
i've seen these threads before and find it extra funny that this section of unique snowflakes cant just post their eye, its gotta have more of themselves in the pic. because there too vain to give out a anonymous part of their self image. this is a eye post. take a close-up of one of your eyes guys, stop being so.... snowflake-ey.
>>5980025
Everyone wants to be noticed, stop blaming people for being human.
>>5979812
your mom have a opinion on many of your body parts Annon? its ok this is a safe place, you can talk about it here.
>>5980019
>DAT skin doe
>I swear man, once you pass 21 your body falls to shit :(
I see 25-35yo guys wearing makeup..
concealer can make you look years younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBZgKOqnPFs
>>5980025
but this section has markedly less self restraint. it is funny. and sad, there is sad.
>>5980034
Hah, when I was 18 AMD first started going out I used to wear foundation and eye liner.... Those were my super gay days. Maybe I should start it up again!
Though to be honest if I actually have a wash I amazingly look clean again!
>>5977744
>tinychat/gaygen
You're beautiful... Where can I find you?
>>5980051
Honestly I just need to wash often, I'm always working on bikes and cars so my hands and face get covered in oil and grime. Brake fluid is the worst, it makes your skin hella dry and awful feeling for hours.
I can see why you can only find sex with people though, u r 2 prty bbe x
>>5980051
they look like crystal clusters
Brown eyes brown hair fml
>>5980059
bb cream is banginggg bc it sort of acts like a protective barrier between ur skin and irl and its a non-comogodenic moisturiser that you can leave on all day that doesnt make you look oily..always leaves my skin feeling babby soft when i remove it. and you knowww subtle toning and hiding imperfections etc etc etc.
aha you only seen my eyes im not that qt x
>>5980062
crystals are pretty..i guess???
>>5980110
Stop fishing for compliments you whore
>>5980110
Is it just called bb cream?
I'll look into it thanks, I don't use hardly any skin care products right now to be honest.
Near half your face was in the pic, I'm not going to keep flattering you, you know you're adorable hahaha.
>>5980098
absolutely disgusting and reported
>>5978335
That's pretty awesome! I'd like to make my own some day, too. My friend got me one of those silly 80 oz beer belly things once. I'm actually not a big beer drinker, so if I make my own I'll probably have to make it so it can hold a bottle of whiskey or something.
>>5978397
I'm glad you feel less insecure about your own voice. My little cousin has a stutter and he's just a kid, but I can tell how things like that can mess with you.
>>5978871
Knowing that guy, I wouldn't be surprised. He seemed pretty keen yesterday, but I'm still worried about rushing it. It seems like he's not used to a lot of the stuff we did.
>I think this guy is actually really rather relaxed when he can be himself
I think so, too. Or at least I hope so! He's normally pretty tightly wound. It was nice to see him kind of relax a little yesterday.
>I still feel great for you though, its the cutest thing ever.
Thanks! I was just kind of gobsmacked all day yesterday. He even kind of picked up on it, I think. It was like he was expecting me to judge him or something and I finally had to explain to him that no, I'm just punch-drunk on happy and I can't stop looking at him because I've liked him for such a long time and it was such a relief to find out he likes me too.
>>5979166
That's a really tricky situation. I'd say that you seem to have a pretty good grip on what needs to happen judging by what you said in >>5979271. It's painful, but I'd just follow the advice you were given (minus the ultimatum), tell him you really like him but that you're also there for him through this tragedy (which it sounds like you've already done). Other than that, the only thing you can do is check up on how everything is going once and a while and just support him.
>>5979448
Give eyebrows? :I
>>5980103
Gee golly eyelid stye, Batman!
>>5979690
Wear noise reducing ear plugs. They will save your hearing and lower your outside stimuli, which can make you more calm.
>>5979690
this depends on where you're going. people aren't exactly gonna be jumping and moshing at a mumford & sons or joyce manor concert.
wear earplugs if you don't want noise damage.
>>5979280
br?
>>5980215
like agalloch or saor or some shit? no one moshes at those. they just stand around and headbang.
>>5980197
trust me when i saw tim hecker some dickhead tried to start a moshpit
you cant stop them they live to be obnoxious
>>5980225
>? :I
8====D O-:
>>5980222
Its this band https://youtu.be/-w2m-TeLi6I
And the concert will be in a slav country so it might be crazy
I hope nothing like that happens though Im too young to die
>>5980138
Haha aww, well run him in gently then! You don't want to scare him off with your powerful butt!
Seriously I do think he's really deeply into you too then, he'll soon realise he can be relaxed around you, he needs to know you're someone he can trust and you do seem to be from everything you've said on here.
Keep us all updated in how it goes!!!
>>5980163
Yeah that makes sense. Well I'm about to jump into the shower anyway, I always give myself a thorough scrub down before I go and meet this guy I like...
Chasing straight people though, god what am I doing :S!!
>>5980197
>>5980180
Yeah, I'd highly recommend ear plugs.
One time I went to this club in Brighton and nearly lost my hearing, I went pretty much deaf for two days and for about two weeks straight j had the most intense tinnitus. Your health is all you have in the end of the day, do not take it for granted!
>>5980253
oh. senpai you made me think you were going to go see young and in the way bouncing around pig heads in the crowd or some shit.
this is some of the most tame shit i have heard in years. you will be fine even if it's in an eastern bloc country. get earplugs though.
>>5980234
i wish i could see tim hecker live. afaik the closest he's been is in NYC which is still a few hours away.
>>5980004
>>5980010
>>5980013
are we posting eyebrows now?
>>5980335
>>5980280
thanks for the reassurance
maybe Im just exaggerating since Im so inexperienced in that kind of stuff
Post more eyebrow porn!
>>5980364
tfw my eyebrows will never be able to satisfy u
>>5980364
>>5980369
Its okay, I'll still bury my dick.
>>5979280
oh yeah nice
post beard pls
>>5980364
>>5980257
>You don't want to scare him off with your powerful butt!
Ahaha I've never actually done that before. But if he really wanted me to I guess I could try it?
I'll let you know how it's going!
>>5977963
Damn youre hot
i have violet/purple eyes
>>5980364
double the eyebrows for double the eyebrow porn
>>5980408
>Those eye-bags
Jesus, stop doing drugs.
>>5980438
>>5980433
Did your mom fuck an alium?
> need a place to live for 3 months.
> ex just messaged me after finding out I was single.
:^) who /manipulative/ here?
>>5980418
>cinnamonroll anon is a top
my dreams are shattered
>>5980433
when does your sharingan activate, sasuke-kuuuunn :3 ^.^'
>>5980418
Ahhh I see, I had you picked for a bottom haha!
That's cool though, the guy you're into seems like he's a bottom so it's a + and a -! The maths works!
>>5980486
That's fine, you can fuck my powerpussy.
But you have to be at least seven inches!!
And THICK.
I don't know if anyone cares, but I got a lot of advice and support when I posted my problem this monday, so I feel like I owe those folks an update.
I'm the socially anxious anon who went to a fancy cocktail party with a rich, old bf.
>he bought clothes for me
>feel guilty because I complained that I don't have anything appropriate to wear and now he threw money at me
>scared shitless of his friends
>can't even focus on the play
>practically having an out of body experience
>autopilot the whole thing
>memory literally a blur
>just kind of clinging to him and speaking only when spoken to
>the evening mercifully ends
>it was a test after all
>I failed
>"You didn't mislead me, I just misjudged you. Don't feel guilty." ... "There is nothing you can do to fix it, nothing has been broken, I just don't have time to waste." ... "You'll understand when you're older."
So I guess it's back to celibacy for me. I'm sad, but also kind of relived.
>>5980491
haha jk jk im vers
never top guys bigger / stronger / mascer than me tho which t b h is nearly all guys
I don't think anyone really gives a shit, but I figured I'd give an update anyway. I'm this anon from previous thread;
>>5974524
I also replied to a bunch of anons who asked additional questions.
Anyway, I asked him to get coffee with me yesterday, he was a little confused, 'cos despite how long we've known each other we haven't done a whole lot together. But I convinced him anyway to meet me. Took a bit of persuading.
After we met up, I talked to him a bit about work and such, asking him some basic questions and attempted to steer the conversation to romance and all that, but before I could he asked me "What am I doing here?"
And I figured fuck it. There was no point beating around the bush any more, so I just straight out told him I had feelings for him.
First time I've ever seen him change his expression or look like he was generally surprised. He was kinda taken aback, but he didn't straight out refuse. He asked, "Why me?" to which I decided to follow that other anons advice and speak brutally honest as well. I told him I liked his personality, I told him I thought he was attractive, I told him I liked how kind he was and that we'd known each other for years anyway, so why not.
He took a while to answer, which again, was a bit of a first, to which he said, "How about we get to know each other first? I know we've known each other for several years, but nothing ever personal. After that we can both decide."
I asked him if I had a chance, being a man and he said, "I couldn't say. I've never thought of anyone in that sense. Romance in general is foreign to me, men or women. I don't think it matters"
After that we talked for a bit about random crap. But so far, it went well. We decided to go get dinner on Friday together, alone. Not exactly a date, just get to know each other according to him.
Anyway, I just got back so this stuff is fresh on my mind. I'm pretty excited at the moment.
Think I have a chance, /gaygen/?
Also what the fuck should I do to help me?
>>5980507
Sucks man, but that's why I said to go as yourself, you'll only have found this out later when you might have gotten more attached to him!
You dodged a bullet in all honesty. >>5980522
I'm probably small than you in most ways but I'll wager I've got the bigger dick~
Anyway I'm off now to watch some star trek, cya later everyone :3!
>>5980462
Living under a bridge is a better option than crawling back to your ex
>>5980507
Dont beat yourself over it anon
\o/ take my energy
my eyes are almost as lifeless and dead inside as I am lol haha jk
>>5980530
Enjoy time with your qt sociopath, anon.
>>5980438
chola eyebrows
>>5980608
Qt lesbeen/10
all these anons with their new relationships
so jealous desu
Hi guys. Any tips to fix acid reflux?
>>5980595
i am 5"10 so theres a gd chance i am taller than you
but in terms of body proportions im teeny
>>5980610
I want to anon, but I have no idea where to go from here.
How to into seduction?
>>5980530
It's very strange he "hasn't considered romance" yet.. I would keep your eyes open for strange things.
I hope you two will get along though, you do seem to fit together.
>>5980624
I hope they all die
>>5980651
nah
everyone needs some cinnamonroll anon in their lives
>>5980616
I thought my abyss eyes were pretty masculine but ok
>>5980673
You look like a methhead hooker
>>5980643
During high school, he got confessed to a few times. But he turned them down. His reason was always the same, "No. I want to focus on my studies". So I guess that could be a reason, but like I said, he is rather strange. But still a very good person, like I said, he's cliche boyscout.
>>5980608
did you take this pic in front of your computer..?
i think i can see the reflection of the monitor in ur eyes
>>5980683
yeah i know. Been that way forever though I don't think it's fix-able.
>>5980686
maybe he was just suspecting hes gay but wasnt comfortable coming out? Especially if he wanted to be a cop
I always use that excuse when somebody asks my why I dont have a gf
>>5980694
It might be a possibility. But he isn't the one to give a shit what other people think. He'd just say it without caring what happens next.
He's a brutally honest person, and he always says what's on his mind.
You know when girls ask things like, "Does this dress make me look fat" and everyone says no? He'd say yes if he thinks it does.
Or he'd straight out tell them to lose weight and go as far as to give them tips.
Like I said, he's not an ass hole, he's really nice. He doesn't give a shit enough to lie.
>>5980693
that hyphen is really annoying me
>>5980530
>still trying to go out with a cop
how fucking dense are you?
>>5980712
atleast if it works out for you you will know its true love :^)
>>5980530
I was the anon who said to just get drinks, and I'm so happy it moved somewhere anon.
Congrats!
>>5980630
Snort some alkaseltzer
>>5980686
Just be careful anon. Don't push him too much out of his comfort zone. He seems very timid
>>5980712
I might ask him out anon, he seems really nice.
Yawn in front of him and see if he yawns back though....
>>5980728
He's nice. And I've known him most of my life.
>>5980731
That's what I hope.
>>5980735
Thanks for the advice anon. I decided brutally honest was best after all.
>>5980745
Yeah, I realize that. Even if it does work out, I obviously gotta take it slow.
Just not sure how to go about our 'date'. "seduction" is far far out of my skill set.
>>5980757
Don't do seduction. Show interest in his hobbies and his past, find out more. Treat it platonically and follow his lead.
He's like a deer, don't flash the lights too much. Just be patient, you really have nothing to lose
>>5980757
>He's nice. And I've known him most of my life.
Cops are still 2-4 times higher than the general population on average to be involved in domestic abuse but I'm sure "but he's nice" is a good enough preemptive excuse for when he smashes your face in 6 months or so down the line
>>5980783
>never beaten and abused by qt police husbando
You make it sound like a bad thing
>>5980783
You can usually spot the bullies from miles away though. An asshole is still an asshole in uniform. That doesn't mean anon's boys scout is one of them.
>>5980778
Okay, that sounds a lot better. I'll guess I'll just treat it like a normal get together.
>>5980783
Like I said, I've known him most of my life. He's not that kind of person. And like I said in the previous threat, he's cliche boyscout, like buying homeless people dinner, walking old ladies across roads. He might be a little dense when it comes to emotional shit, but he's still super nice.
>>5980750
Yawn? I don't get it?
>>5980783
these statistics are probably taken from straight marriages
dont ruin the dream anon
>>5980802
>Yawn? I don't get it?
It's a way to check for autism. If he mirrors the movement you're in the clear
>>5980802
Empathic yawning is a sign that someone isn't a sociopath.
>>5980608
Also on a scale from 1 to kill yourself at nearest convenience, how unacceptable is it to use a little bit of concealer to make yourself look less like you suck dick for heroin
>>5980811
This is nonsense
>>5980832
>Do you also visit tumblr by chance?
ya nice meme anyone who has ever had an issue with law enforcement must be tumblr xdd
>>5980840
He probably thought it was slenderman :)
