confess your deepest darkest secrets / sins
I put their toothbrush in my butt
cheat on my wife with guys. have three fuck buddies right now.
haven't had sex with my wife for a year. i'd drop all my fuck buddies immediately to have a nice sexual relationship with my wife but she isn't interested.
I strangled him with a rope and then tied him to the ceiling to make it look like he hung himself. I cried at the funeral.
>>5924923
Almost same story with me except it's one fuckbuddy and he confessed his feels for me. I don't know why gays expect you'll leave a woman for them, that's be trading down.
Wew lad
I was born with hypospadia and the surgery to correct it fucked up my dick so badly I don't even feel like a man any more because of it.
>>5924980
I've had 1-2 get feels, even though I've made it clear I'm only looking to be a fuck buddy.
One got pissed when I broke it off (because he was fucking someone else, which we agreed not to). He threatened to out me to my wife but luckily I covered my tracks.
>>5925033
How badly did they fuck up your dick?
>>5925156
The top side is still okay but the whole underside of my cockhead looks like acid got thrown on it and then got rasped with a cheese grater. My circumcision scar is really bad too and I still have pretty bad chronic pain while pissing because of it but my urologist told me she can't see any reason why it should hurt so they can't do anything about it either. (Different urologist than the one who actually fucked up my dick though).
>>5924468
I'm a furry.
>>5925221
>le everything is bait may may
Stay mad monosex scum
>>5924468
I hug my pillow and pretend it's a boy
>>5925204
Sorry to hear that. But I don't think it should get in the way of finding a sex buddy. Has it?
>>5924923
>>5924980
>>5925152
>bisexuals
I masturbate to rape porn. I never admit it to people I'm dating because I feel they would be freaked out. Any other porn does literally nothing for me.
>>5925263
Calm your jets pal. Bi's exist.
rapes a kid in boy scouts that had just graduated from cub scouts, told him he'd get in trouble if he told anyone because boy scouts don't allow gays, he didn't tell anyone, repeated this several times until he ended up liking it and we became fuckbuddies
>>5925334
At least it ended on a good note.
>>5924468
All I think about is ways to kill myself. When I see a tree branch or a beam when I am out and about I think how well I could hang myself from it.
>>5925250
It has so far, but it's mostly the psychological part about it that prevents me from either looking for someone to fuck or to recognize it when someone is interested in me. Especially because I don't enjoy bottoming much at all and topping someone with a weird dick is even harder than just finding someone to bottom for, but welp shit happens I guess.
>>5925334
So it had a happy ending then.
>>5925378
I wear a ostomy bag. Feel the same way but still manage to have fuck buddies. You'll be fine.
>>5925440
Thanks for the support based anon.
>>5925226
Hahaha fucking loser.
I told my SO I'm going to Kansas to chase my dreams when I really just need a break from real life.
>>5925440
I am uneducated what is an ostomy bag
I avoid relationships because I am an abusive and violent partner. I hide it well and none of my friends know about it. My ex knows, but he's too scared of me to tell anyone.
>>5924468
It was my fault that the house burned down
>>5926216
I fucking knew it!
I am a white straight male
>>5925303
i wish they would stop
>>5926616
There are some things you just don't admit on this board.
I have a huge crush on my straight friend. It's been that way for about 3 years but I've never been brave enough to tell him, I'm only dropping subtle hints, but it seems like he thinks I'm joking.
>>5926652
+1
I torrented a hentai once when I was around 13 that broke when I opened it, just before my shitty netbook stopped working. Months later we got a fine in the mail for $800 from the FBI for the torrented file and my mom went apeshit. I told her I didn't have a computer at the time, which she believed since it broke around then. She and my dad ended up believing my brother did it. My brother and sister believed that our dad did it even though he's an absolute retard with computers and only watches Russian porn. To this day, no one knows that it was actually me.
>>5924468
I'm straight
I'm in a monogamous relationship but I put ads out on craigslist asking to be raped
I masturbate to men being violently raped and traumatized because I'm upset that I don't have a dick and want them to feel powerless and humiliated like I do.
One of my longterm girlfriends I could only orgasm if I imagined myself as the one getting railed. I consider myself bisexual now, but i still worry im somehow super repressed gay because of that even though I get it up for girls.
>>5924468
I've been lying to this guy for over two years who thinks I'm trans but I'm actually just gay and am willing to be a woman for him.
I can only get off by taking LSD and watching furry porn
And yes, I've taken month long breaks from fapping and porn
>>5927871
You're stupid, that's stupid, this is all stupid
>>5927984
OH, my bad. I thought this was a "confess your deepest secret" thread and not a "project your insecurities on other people's posts" thread.
So enlighten me, angry, what is stupid about my darkest secret?
>>5924468
Everyone thinks I'm some sort of lothario, because I take care of my appearance and am attractive. The truth of the matter is, I'm still a virgin.
I've only gone as far as oral with guys, but I always stop right before sex happens. I stop because I tell myself that I can do better than the guy I'm with. I keep looking for the perfect hottie, because I have somehow convinced myself that I want to lose my virginity to a 10/10.
Yes, I know I'm incredibly shallow. There's always something wrong about the guy, and it kills my attraction.
I don't think dogs are really all that great.
>>5928058
>I've only gone as far as oral with guys,
>still looking to lose my virginity
you ain't a virgin. You got a diseased mouth and nasty cum breath with some weird guys cum stuck between your teeth. A girl that does blowjobs on the reg is still a slutty ho and so are you.
>>5928069
Hahaha I really don't care if I'm perceived as slutty, desu. It's better than being called and seen as a virgin.
>>5924468
I'm a gay male, 21 yo 9/10 twink, virgin, into burly chubby dudes, depressed, anxiety ridden, stopped talking to most people I know. Haven't left my house in 3 weeks nonestop, have built a serious compulsion where I play with my hair and slowly but surely damage it.
I can't fall in love, I always end up really liking the person for like 3 months and I get bored of them. They always fall really hard for me too, it sucks having to tell people that you don't like them anymore. I feel like I'm their dad leaving them for ever, and I can't be friends with them because then they always want more or freak out when I date some one else.
I want to capture Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson and make him reach his true potential by transitioning him into the woman he was always meant to be.
Whatever means necessary - dieting, exercise, surgery, HRT, etc.
I'd groom him into the perfect woman and make sweet butt love to him every night.
I wouldn't make him go through SRS though, I want to re-enact scenes from his D-Club days like swordfighting with our dicks.
>>5924468
I masturbated in class when I was in 4th grade and then again in 5th. I have never ever used my hands or anything but when I was 8 I discovered that sitting on a chair and rubbing back and forth felt really good so I always did it that way (I think I learned it from seeing some lesbian porn my dad left open on the family computer). I don't think anyone really understood what I was doing but the teacher might have because I was just looking really fucking weird while I was doing it.
In 2nd grade when the teacher would read in front of the class I'd sit right in front of her and just lift up the long skirt she wore and try to look up her skirt. I'm not sure I even knew what I was doing at the time, I was just really curious what was up there. She ended up slapping my hands away eventually and sending me to the principal's office.
>>5924923
Your wife gave away all exclusivity when she refused to do her marital duty
Dunno why these cunts think they're entitled to do that
>>5924468
I befriended a trans for a school essay and started getting drunk and high and chatting with her and I ended up crushing on her.
Jus fuck my shit up senpai
One time i picked a gerbil up by its tail and spun it around really fast like a sling. Then it popped off and hit the wall so hard it cracked its skull.
>>5928200
It is weird how gerbils operate without their tails. I remember being oddly fascinated with how my gerbil reacted when we tried to catch her by her tail once and it just popped off.
