destruction of the status quo edition
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Previous Thread: >>5915767
>>5916928
Filthy foolish hatefull patisann dangerossssss GI JOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R_PVfyYyiU
nth for save me from perpetual boymode hell
I went to a thing today
see if you can spot me i'm disgusting desu
i made plans and im going to go out and dance tonight in my spring dress even tho its 40 degrees bye
>>5916961
This is certainly a feel that I feel on the regular
>>5916852
oh she's a good girl and wakes up pretty good
>>5916858
ily 2 bb let's have a hot steamy transbian cybersex like everyone here
>>5916861
no but i have nipples that are puffy as h*ck
>>5916938
hmmmm
yeah being a sub is nice desu ^_~
>tfw Abby and others say you look good on tc
Is this real life?
>>5916978
Its just fantasy
If i cant be cute I'll die
..
Please reply to this post I'm short on todays (you) qouta.
>>5916984
I know the feeling but just hang in there. Hell, I haven't even started HRT yet nor have I told anyone I know.
>>5916978
be my waifu
In the some day whats that sound in the someday whats that sound in someday whats that sound
You know whats funny? My dad will probably accept it and be cool.
>>5916965
I wish I could do this
>>5916992
If you don't mind me asking, what age are you?
>>5916965
qt
>>5916990
You got it
Which FFS surgeon did you/would you choose? Regardless of location and price. Trying to do my research but the forums I keep finding don't provide jack shit worth of info.
>>5917001
Hey sheen how was your morning?
i just got back from an acting thing where i had to play a jerk sex-addict ex bf
i couldnt be more triggered right now
>>5917015
tfw no big american tiddies to make angie love you.
my maid outfit arrived
Is it a bad idea to come out to your parents if you still live with them and are dependent on them?
>>5917026
pictures.
>>5917030
sec let me put it on desu
these threads are a lot more fetishy than I remembered
>>5917031
That poor, poor young man in a wig.
>>5917026
Nice outfits are nice
One day I will wear the Homura clothing
>>5916984
(you)
>>5916992
that's a good thing tho c:
>>5917016
ousterhout but he retired, so
>>5917020
r u ok?
>>5917029
i mean if you think they'll take it badly, ya, it's not usually a good idea
>>5917040
tfw transbian takeover
>>5917051
kayla piss off with ur shitty rants and AGP
>>5917051
You poor sad little man.
>>5917016
Deschamps
>>5917049
ya im ok thanks, just feel really gross and self-hatey right now
hopefully i wont have to take any more acting gigs for a long time
>>5917040
i love it
the scat fetishist needs to fuck off tho thats too far
can someone help me put this maid outfit on
there's so many confusing parts
specifically someone im already friends with so i can just call u on skype
#traps4trump
>>5917067
l-lewd!
2 days of 2 hour electro whilst smashed in whiskey and eating nothing but taco Bell isn't such a great idea.
She even stopped an hour in each time to ask if I needed another swig..
Just a heads-up protip everyone
>>5917049
Ty edie
Hey why dont you go by dollface any more
>>5917040
mtfg: furries and diapies
>>5917067
Do you own any normal female clothing or is it all ero shit.
>>5917098
We need someone to make /mtfg/ great again
>>5917110
She's a femboy so even her girl clothes are for erp
>>5917117
Why isnt anyone here normal
>>5917064
did you get the judge judy thing
>>5917114
who is the size and shape of donald trump but in tranny form
happy dysphoria thursday ^^
>>5917129
emma
>>5917131
It's Friday for me, I can escape it right? ;_;
>>5917131
Pls no. I already had one panic attack. I don't need another.
>>5917067
jelly
We're hoping to both get maid outfits at anime boston
>>5917131
Everyday is dysphoria day for me!
>>5917136
Oops, broked mah trip
>>5917110
yes i have a massive wardrobe i just dont post pics of what i wear outside of the house ever, why would i?
>>5917136
get one off of amazon for 20$
the ones u buy from a con will literally be 80$ for the literal exact same shit
i have prime ill literally order it to ur house 1 day shipping
>>5917065
I really wish I had the money to go to him the first time maybe ill get a revision one day if I need it
>>5917131
you're beautiful stop
>>5917174
>you will always see your mothers son staring back at you in the mirror
the scenery in this movie is so pretty tho
is anyone here good at aesthetic but utilitarian interior design?
i would really appreciate some help right now i'm redesigning the layout of my bedroom and i'd like some help just to make sure my ideas are not retarded
>>5917176
i actually just see my mother now that i transitioned. idk why but i acutally hate that more
alright faggots.
Give me back my battle brother and no one gets hurt.
I heard you lured him in here and corrupted his mind with heresy and chaos! RELEASE HIM OR FACE THE WRATH OF TH-
Say...why do I want to be a girl
>>5917131
I'm sorry bb
i wish i was yume
>>5917176
>tfw dogman
>>5917191
why?!
>>5917186
Nothing worse than a tranny nerd.
>>5917203
you have a mommy and ur cute
>>5917196
kek
are you gonna tell them or should one of us?
>>5917186
no chaos here, just pure devote adepta sororitas doing our part to educate and initiate susceptible young boys into the ways of the emporer
>>5917207
I think /tg/ and /pol/ keep losing men in /mtfg/ and keep sending more in an attempt to quell the problem
>>5917200
ya
they're rly going at it now tho, goodbye scenery lmao!!
>>5917216
you
>>5917221
that ur a girl
>>5917186
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>5917227
im not
>>5917214
No I am serious. A lot of posters here are walking stereotypes. Working in IT (or Heaven forbid as coders), vidya, cosplay, social ineptitude. It's nerds with tits. Like a part of /a and /v actually transitioned.
And /poltards are so horrifically insecure that even being a tranny represents a step-up.
>>5917004
Hon age
>>5917213
Hi.
I would like to be taken into your organisation and turned into a cute girl pls
>>5917213
What is this little chaplain doing here? doesn't she know /mtfg/ is Slaanesh territory?
>>5917234
this is true actually
>>5917177
>tfw you haven't had blue hair in 5 years
>everything is going perfect and I'm actually happy for once
And yet my instincts tell me something horrible is about to happen
>>5917238
That's a Sister of Battle you fake nerd.
tinychat
/therapedungeon
GET IN
>>5917238
Stand aside ladies.
I'm not trans. I'm just here to shitpost for the Male to Male general.
MALES RULE
>>5917171
I had a trache shave with him. Really cool guy. Super hot too. Like he just walked out of Grey's Anatomy or something.
>tfw can't stop thinking about when she held me down and kissed me
Good feel
>>5917224
you
>>5917244
iktf
i miss it sometimes but it's so much work
> Tfw HRT gave you flawless posture.
It's become uncomfortable as heck if I'm not sitting up straight and not hunched forward. Feels really weird, but I'm not complaining since good posture is femme.
I used to slouch all the time, or put my feet up at my desk for comfort. Now? Fuck that.
>>5917249
Is that so?
then why was she preaching so loudly last night at my place?
>>5917254
Just looked up pics. I'd marry him in a heartbeat, no joke. He a cutie.
>>5917266
BLAM.
>>5917261
>i miss it sometimes but it's so much work
Yeah, esp. when your hair grows like weed it feels a bit pointless.
Still I've been thinking of redoing my favorite dye job this summer (two-color braids)
>>5917256
we still cool to crash at yo place saturday nigga?
DUDE
>>5917268
He massaged my neck to feel around my adam's apple during my pre-op appointment. It was heaven.
>>5917272
Yeah, gotta text me some deets tho
Has anyone here actually become infertile from HRT? Would you even care if you did?
>>5917282
Literally everyone becomes infertile on hrt after 6-12 months
>>5917282
I became infertile when I removed my balls, but I'd been shooting blanks for years so I assume my sperm was already kill.
>>5917254
>Super hot too.
Googled a pic, and hngh
>>5917273
why does everyone hate seth rn
>>5917284
I don't even really cum anymore. Also can't get full erect really
>>5917269
ok when u start narrating actions it's getting a little too nerdy for me
>>5917254
x.x
>>5917282
Temporarily infertile, yes. I wouldn't care in the slightest.
>>5917283
Not entirely true. I had to go off for my E for a couple weeks because shithousepharmacy (but I still took my AAs, but at regular dosage), and I wound up producing some cum over that period. The catch? It smelled faintly like semen. So yeah, I think I could go back if I wanted to. Fuck that though.
>>5917288
Hnnnngh. Tbh I'm considering Braly for type-3 and trach shave simply because he's hot. Is that so wrong?
>>5917289
I dunno, he has that face that makes you want to punch him. I don't know why, it just is.
>>5917270
iktf lmao! show pix bb. the last time i had it was when i was a baby tranny and had fried hair t b h
>>5917300
Wow I love this pic of you. I'm now even more envious of faye.
>tfw ur cis friends triggers u with her tiny waist and wide hips
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3950du
How badly do you want to live in that universe?
>>5917284
Maybe I should do this as well. I literally never cum and I'm not even on HRT yet.
>>5917310
Aren't you a bit too old for cartoons?
>>5917300
> Edie looks like a fucking supermodel.
> Meanwhile I'm stuck in this grotesque body in the midst of transition that struggles to pass as a girl.
J U S T K I L L M E
>>5917316
One day you'll stop being in the midst of transition.
>>5917269
*spiking noises*
ehem...
JOIN THE SLAANESH AND A GET A FREE PAIR OF BOOBS!
>>5917315
I'm 9
You guys have all be girlified
>>5917315
Welcome to 4chan
if my parents pressured me to work in stem and i sort of know how to program and im generally skilled with computers but its a lot of it from my parents pressuring me do i fit the tranny stereotype
>I will never look like this
>I will never be happy
>>5917318
And that will be the day I die, or a miracle occurs.
Fuck everything.
>>5917323
... Yes. All that is left is for you to pick up speedrunning in your spare time.
I'm not really trans but I like posting here for short amounts of time.
Then I switch my brain off when I leave. So it doeswnt hirt :D
>>5916535
Quantum suicide dictates that you died the second you pulled the trigger in every reality but this one. how does that make you feel?
>>5917307
t-thanks. nothing to be envious about tho. the hair color was pretty tho! maybe i will go back to having alt hair at some point.
>>5917316
it's just the angle and the fact that i had an apartment with 6 gigantic windowsills for lighting t b h. i looked pretty cray back then. these pics are from when this board was first created.
makeup and contacts and lashes and hair colors do wonders tho familia
>>5917324
Why so low-res?
>>5917337
Shouldn't there be a few other realities where the suicide fails for different reasons at least?
>>5917326
I get tabletop roleplaying games and stuff but in a thread/forum in between normal discussion it's just kinda cringy
I went to a drag show and half of them made better girls than me.
they weren't even all pros some were just random people from my school
i should just give up
>>5917324
Yes, it's really tragic that you will always be large enough to have internal organs.
>>5917264
iftf
downside- being almost an inch taller as a result
>>5917345
Get a revolver with all chambers loaded, pull the trigger every time and come tell us about it
Spoiler: you wont die
>>5917351
this sounds like fat person logic
>>5917300
tfw my hair is this fried right now
>Male Brain: what's this? Trans thoughts eh? Not on my watch!
>>5917355
>makeup on to make literally anyone look like a goddess.
That doesn't explain their bodies looking better.
My skeleton is just so fucked up it's not even fair. I'm tall and have pectus excavatum and I wouldn't be surprised if I had kyphosis either, but maybe my posture is just really bad.
>>5917363
>Male Brain: bye bye female!
And that's the story of how I beat being trans.
Thank you Lyle Rourke!
>>5917360
>wanting to be animu shit
At least if you're going to do thinspo get it from something relatively human
>>5917337
dude what
>>5917363
>>5917366
I smell estrogen...
Would you get clocked by North Carolina?
http://strawpoll.me/7176856
>>5917341
ppl are just being nice lol
>>5917350
>>5917365
drag queens use a lot of tricks to create large hips and tits and all kinds of things along with the makeup. it's an illusion and a form of art, it's not real. don't get urself down over a fantasy.
>>5917361
it's so awful isn't it? my hair used to be so delicate and stuff and it wouldn't grow at all really when it was blue. when it was pinker it was healthy, but..ya.....
>>5917376
I live in North Carolina and I'm so fucked cause I'm never gonna pass without ffs (and even then I might not), but I'm just going to keep getting more and more visibly trans so I don't even know what to do.
>>5917370
holy shit it actually was a fat person posting fat person logic. thanks for the hearty laugh.
>>5917372
dude ditch the replica revolver and shoot yourself with a real one
>>5917355
well yeah 40k is pretty silly and borders on irony but like isn't that the point? grim darkness and all that?
>>5917362
well the erp-ing is kinda the same thing in my book
>>5917376
crap
fixed.
http://strawpoll.me/7176879
>>5917337
It makes me feel kind of good. I am the chosen one.
>>5917378
>drag queens use a lot of tricks to create large hips and tits and all kinds of things along with the makeup.
Okay except one of them was like nearly nude with no tricks and had a great body that I could only dream of having.
I'm tall and misshapen and have a crooked spine and big hands and feet and i just wanna die
Can someone explain the meatwad voice technique to me
>>5917384
sorry anon but my life is perfect, i have no reason to shoot myself!
>>5917394
>perfect
>going to die from obesity
ok
>>5917393
>tfw you've been able to do the meatwad voice all your life
if I could turn it into a decent girl voice then yes someone teach me too.
Alright.
Who stole my penis. Come on. Own up.
>>5917391
Here's a song to make you feel better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjJOQ7bBfCs
2 hrs later and my homemade pizza is finally done
yay :3
what's the rest doing ?
>>5917399
im losing weight anon and my bmi is 25
keep trying anon ^_~
>>5917378
>edie pretending that she's not the prettiest girl I've ever kissed
and I was hot and exclusively into cis girls
>>5917399
>calling yume obese
BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE HER ALONE RIGHT
FCUKING
NOW
YOU PECEO F SHIT
>>5917393
I'll reupload it for you.
Before you try, make sure you can raise your pitch very high and control your resonance. then continue.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHfA1OhIZY
Make an rrr sound then move it farther back into your throat. Hold the position, then start talking normally.
>>5917405
that tattoo is shit
if the bitch wanted a sword she should have gotten a tat of one instead
>>5917403
you're welcome
>>5917411
or just a sword
ya know
>>5917409
yume should get hit by a truck, fucking republican cunt.
>>5917405
Well. I just enjoyed another fap session dedicated to you lovely ladies.
>>5917407
ok fatty
my bmi is 19 ;) keep telling yourself you're losing weight while you go to town on those dorites
boi
>>5917415
thats not very feminine
>>5917405
Browsing 4chan at 4 in the morning because dysphoria keeps me awake, also planning how I'm going to come out to my parents.
>>5917416
STFU KEKSERVATIVE SACK OF TRASH
THIS
IS
THE
END
OF
YOU
>>5917416
You Bernie supporters are the worst.
>>5917414
give it back you fucker.
>>5917409
the bitch is so wide her cock is literally wider than it is long dude
>>5917408
WTF its sunlight out in cali?
>>5917425
Why is this so funny?
>>5917419
>19 bmi
G R O S S
R
O
S
S
ur just jelly of my perfect 10/10 life, its okay anon~ im sure you'll find happiness soon :- )
>>5917415
yeah
i have 33
21 antiques rest are accurate replicas
tinker bastard sword is shit
ever swing a mamluk sabre? thats some rich nigga shit homegirl
I am transghelli
>>5917425
STOP IT
IF YOU SAY ONE MORE BAD THING ABOUT YUME I WILL KILL MYSELF
SO STOP
THAT'S AN ORDER.
>>5917434
neat
yeah I have but tbqh I just prefer bastard and viking swords over others due to the look
pic related, the body of obesity
:- )
>>5917434
>mamluk sabre
W A N T
A
N
T
>>5917439
fuckin stupid elite fuck urself bitch ass mother fucker i poop on coventant
how do you transition if you don't have any money and you have really really really bad agoraphobia
>You will never have a transboy friend to trade clothes with
I know that it's bad to feel trans because anime but this manga punched me in the gut.
>>5917410
great, now i just have to do this every time before i talk
>>5917440
>>5917444
>>5917405
pizza at 03:00
living the good life
>>5917443
>those shoulders
>that bulge
you look more like a pro wrestler than a woman.
>>5917448
get over it. you cant put yourself in a hypothetical no-win scenario and then whine about it, you either have to not transition, or not be afraid.
>>5917441
viking era swords are cool
personally i prefer Frankish migration era ones
essentially are beefer viking swords with an average POB of 10 inches
also was the mamluk sabre you swung legit or a repro? am trying to find a company that makes accurate repros
>>5917421
Tell them you wanna have a vagina
>>5917444
the only trips you should be having are GUILT trips. i'm going to kill myself RIGHT NOW.
>>5917454
oh you may think i have football shoulders but u have to remember im 5'3 not an amazonian like you, sorry sir
:- )
>>5917448
Decide what matters more, fearing the outside or living as female.
>>5917443
dude i love mamluk sabres and heian\kamakura era tachis
katana are overrated shit
so much so theres a myth that tachi and kat are the same
>>5917452
yo homie whats gucci
and nigga i aint even joshing
>>5917458
still need to work and pack tomorrow tho
so good night :3
I found the cure to dysphoria.
It's a simple serum I designed. It seeks out the pathways in the brain that feed these feelings of dysphoria . And following a healthy template which shows normal brain pathways. The fault is rewritten and the subject becomes happy in their own gender.
>>5917477
Go on
>>5917477
yawn. working vaginas when?
>>5917434
>tfw too poor to buy swords
a girl can dream...
>>5917476
I didn't say it would be easy. I'm just saying it's the choice.
I'm doing online counseling because of low money and no transport, so that's an option.
>>5917470
I know but it's still funny. yumme is a tool and a chode now.
>>5917477
>happy in their own gender
So I become happy to be a girl?
>>5917467
c-can i swing it
ive never owned any cool historic swords
>>5917488
my girlwilly is not a chode :3 i can let you inspect it if you'd like
>>5917484
>working vaginas when?
been around for the past few decades ?
>>5917487
theyre a dragon at the end
>>5917488
>now
nah he always been one
seriously though. ACTUALLY WIDER THAN IT IS LONG
i want to kiss yummy yumes yummy yume tummy
>>5917467
>katanas are overrated shit
say that to me in township fucker, see what happens
>>5917501
They've always been a dragon
I wonder what would happen if I injected one of you with bull shark testosterone
>>5917504
o-okay
>>5917506
grope me mommy
>>5917505
There's actual records of duels fought between portuguese and dutch ship officers and japanese samurai. They're about 50/50 on wins and losses against early rapiers (i.e. thicker and with a proper slashing blade)
>>5917510
If it makes the pain go away? Shoot me up.
>tfw no one will ever grope your boobs
>>5917510
probably nothing
>>5917510
>herbals for betas
>>5917510
we would use our newfound bullshark powers to kill and eat you, presumably.
>>5917514
did you know that when the portuguese landed in Japan and sold the japs like 2 rifles the japanese ended up reverse engineering them and creating better rifles that were extremely advanced and more powerful and advanced than anyone else in the world. it wasnt a really long time until another european landed in japan and saw that they had made such better rifles and then took that technology back to europe to improve their own rifles
Oh my god!!! I spilled masters tea AGAIN!
>>5917538
c'mon get it together
>>5917538
that requires some sandy punishment
http://imgur.com/fHsFOoK
>>59175411
Why do you get pancakes!? I WANT PANCAKES TOO
>>5917543
OH MY GOD
how do I stop wanting to kill myself
>>5917543
lily you pass and have a vagina and a gf
its not fair
>>5917481
you gotta swing a legit mamluk sabre. its vicous. think of the difference betweeb officers and normal troopers sabres in the brit army.
also, imo a gaddhjalt is the best balance of power and length of the far out POB vikingish swords.
btw if you can afford it ever buy an indian palash. some of them are literally 40 inch massive sabre blades on a basket hilt witha stalk that extends serving as a 2h grip. essentially a longsword
OH and polish szabla. google "polish black sabre" fuckking savage
i really love the fuller styles on indian tulwar too
>>5917486
start out with British military sabres
theyre cheap and you can get some real gems for sub 150 pounds
>>5917498
only if you use the sword knot. ill cut your head off if you chip it, theyre a foozy and can fly out your hand if your form is bad
you cant cut with it unless you let me teach you edge alighment
my swords are as precious as my rifles and oistols
>>5917543
oh queensnake,
will you ever stop finding new ways to punish pussies?
>>5917547
Lily doesn't pass at all lol wtf
>>5917535
The japanese made better matchlocks than everyone, including matchlock pistols, which europeans gave up on early because wheellock pistols were that much better.
But they definitely didn't make dah best guns, for one the actions were outdated as hell by 18th century european standards, and by the time the Edo period ended, the japanese were the ones importing.
>>5917511
ill grope you in your maid outfit when I get home
also I found the bandaids in the car
>>5917525
>tfw you have no bops to grope
>>5917548
give me lessons ojousama
