What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
>sucked two cocks at once
>>5903405
Sucked a guy's cock and got married to him in the same day
I downloaded Grindr and deleted it a second after because I was too sketched out.
I got fucked in the ass and then spoke the phrase "cum in my mouth"
>>5903405
Did they both cum at the same time?
Did they cum in your mouth?
Did you swallow?
>>5903405
I was experimenting with my sexuality. I was 18, twinkish, 150lbs and 6'2". I met this guy online, and tl;dr went to his place. He was kind of a hairy bear, but was very considerate.
He licked my ass (strangest pleasure ever) and then fucked me. It hurt at first but he knew what he was doing because I was moaning like a girl and squirting prostate cum all over myself. It felt amazing and I even let him cum inside.
I never thought I was gay before that point. Now, there's always that lingering suspicion that if I found somebody who could make me feel that good... would I do it again.
>>5903442
One cummed on my face, the other one cummed on my chest a bit later.
>>5903423
That's pretty gey.
>>5903423
The D that good huh?
Went to see ‘Wicked’ with my mother.
>>5903452
sounds totally straight to me
>>5903405
That's a SPG, not a tank.
Much love, /k/.
>>5903635
this is my favourite one
Described the colour of someone's pants as 'saffron'
>>5903405
unironically saying "omigosh we are SOOOO in sync" in _the_ most white girl voice i could muster
15 at the time
>was with a friend at the mall
>my friends annoying friends saw us and started hanging out with us
>we were hungry so we went to go eat
>friends friend named jason wanted to talk to some girls
>agree to come with him, he was kinda cute so i felt like being a fag
>he pulled up a chair and sat down
>I sat on his lap and he didnt push me off
>he started talking and introduced his name
>I started kissing him
>he kissed back a bit then pushed me off
>girls and friends laughing
>before leaving the mall he gave me his number
>>5903995
its me, srry i havent sucked a cock yet
>>5903995
Atta boy!
isn't a self-propelled gun not a tank?
also
>unironically dyeing my dark hair platinum/daddy issues blonde
even gayer than getting fucked in my twinkpuss by ever daddy I could find desu
>>5903405
got fucked in the ass while sucking a cock.
not that I haven't been fucked before
not that I haven't sucked cock before
just happened at the same time
>>5903405
>wore makeup to school and womens perfume on a normal school day.
>>5904498
S P I T R O A S T
Participated in hundreds of "are traps gay" arguments.
requested masc 4 masc partner on gay dating apps
>>5905058
I've been stuck at green for years. The slope ain't slippery enough for me.
>>5904439
A self-propelled gun is meant to provide long-range fire support with a degree of mobility to avoid counterbattery fire and to keep up with advancing forces. It's a mobile artillery piece.
A tank is a heavily armoured combat vehicle, equipped with a gun meant for direct fire, and is most often used to break through enemy lines.
SPGs and tanks have fundamentally different roles, the SPG doesn't have the armour to perform a tank's role and the tank doesn't have the kind of gun that an spg needs to perform its role.
Also I got fucked in the ass whilst wearing a skirt by a guy so I guess that's pretty gay.
Went to an LGBT support group in school, in hopes of finding some viable bf.
P.S. Yes, I am still a single, handholdless virgin.
>>5903405
i used a vibrator to masturbate
when i was in a fevered state i took a horse dildo and the bottle of lube then pretended i was getting showered in cum
im still too shy to go and buy more lube
touched a guys butt once, i'm going to hell.
>>5905365
Right, from the inside, with your tongue and then your dick.
>>5905385
I wish :c
>>5903405
This thread is lacking in stories. Tell more OP.
>>5904626
Yes, I was spitroasted. wasn't even supposed to happen. The other guy was only there to watch (which, in itself, was pretty gay of me.
>>5905489
What was it like?
>>5905423
>This thread is lacking in stories. Tell more OP.
story of this >>5905489
>been hooking up with a guy for a few weeks
>just me and him
>tells me he knows another guy
>other guy doesn't want to engage in any contact but would like to sit in corner and watch me and friend
>I'm OK with that
>meet up at friend's house
>we strip down and start fooling around on his bed
>we've been at it for about 20 minutes and my friend decides to fuck me
>wraps and lubes up, I get on hands and knees and he slides in
>starts fucking me and I'm moaning like the bitch I am
>look over to the corner and the other guy now has his cock out and is jerking off
>watch him for about 5 minutes
>suddenly he gets up, walks over to the bed and puts his cock near my face
>normally I'm a serial monogamist, one guy only for a while and only agreed to have this guy watch
>but getting fucked in the ass has me horny so I take this guy's cock in my mouth
>he's pumping away in my mouth and my friend is fucking my ass hard
>guy cums in my mouth within a minute
>friend keeps fucking me
>friend finally cums (I had already blown my load while being fucked)
>we both collapse on the bed
>minute later we realize the other guy is gone
>friend tells me the guy emailed him multiple times worried that he caught an STD
>>5903435
This is why I have not got it. I know I'm terrible at telling people to fuck off. I also have this horrible idea about the type of faggots where I live, and it aint good.
>>5903716
Are you /kgbt/ or just a /k/ommando lurkin? I wish I could find more gun fags on here.
become a girl
Blown a guy while another rimmed me.
>>5903405
1. enjoyed musical theater
2. been good at cooking
3. been too much of a big fat faggot to talk to other guys romantically
gayest thing I ever did? exist
been dating a guy for 6 years now, had a crush on him for about 16 years, we're engaged
Never done anything gay, and consider myself straight. I just come to this board for pictures of qt traps. I'd fuck the hell out of a good trap. I'd probably fuck a cute femboy too though so feel free to greentext me the word "straight" in quotes. I might be willing to try some more fag degeneracy, but I've only ever been hit on by other big bearmode dudes (I too am bearmode), which doesn't interest me in the least.
>>5906760
l-location?
>>5905084
me too brother
have any of you done a gangbang? storytiem?
>>5907106
not sure if it counts as a gangbang, but been in several 3 ways and one 4 way
>>5907126
tell me in lurid greentext detail so I can sob and masturbate to something I will never have the balls to do myself
>>5907128
>meeting guy off internet to suck my dick
>end up topping him instead
>have incredible stamina, goes on for a very long time
>doorbell rings
>that's the next guy I was going to blow
>let him in
>he blows the new guy while I'm still fucking him
>new guy cums
>new guy goes off cue and lubes his dick and gets behind me
>nope.exe
>new guy leaves
>blow load inside host
>leave
Fell in love with another man and had a loving relationship that was very physical and emotionally fulfilling.
>>5905058
aound the first time I fapped to a trap I accepted that I would date any guy that I developed feelings for
Touched balls with my friend when we were 13 and play wrestling naked. He pinned me and started kissing me (first kiss; gross and gay). Then I pinned him and fucked his sweaty thigh gap until I came. I'm straight btw.
Preparing to propose to once-gf-now-ftm-bf. That's pretty gay I guess.
>>5905259
>direct fire spg
One of the few things besides qt ottermode boys that makes me hard
The ONE time I went to a gay bar they had a drag queen preform and she called me and another guy on stage. I stripped to my underpants and then she a lot of makeup on me
>>5912159
suuuuuure
Wanted to suck a dick. Am pretty vanilla/hetero sadly.
>>5903405
when i was in elementary school,me and a kid went into the big stall to take a piss. we ended up rubbing the tips and it felt good. i didn't know it was gay, it just felt good. we did it a couple more times after. then in about 5th grade, i had a friend who's mom would take care of me after school. sometimes the mom would be out and we would take turns blowing each other. and then once in middle school i was hanging out at another friend's house and i blew him. then a couple times after we'd go to a secluded place and we'd take turns blowing each other. i'm not gay though. it was never about attraction, i just liked the feeling and at that age it was easier to find guys willing to give me a bj than the timid girls. now it's only women for me.
>>5912991
>i'm not gay though
Keep telling that to yourself.
>>5903405
posted in this thread.
>>5907128
Been in plenty of 3- and 4-ways. Get to know a nice couple first. I have one I visit every so often for pissplay and fucking. I'm vers, so I fuck and get fucked. Sometimes, they invite some other friends over, it's a lot of fun.
>25 and constantly unbearably horny
>standards getting lower and lower
>read this thread
>become diamonds
>join grindr
You faggots are making this so hard.
>>5914130
join the dark side. we have cocks.
>>5907106
gangbang time
>attracted to older guys, like 60+
>see ad from guy looking for a younger twink type for some fun
>email back and forth
>one thing he says is that I'd be surprised at the number of older guys looking for my type
>tell him it is my fantasy to have a couple of older guys at the same time
>finally arrange to meet at his place
>his place is a senior living place. nothing but wheelchair ramps and assisted living aides
>go up to his place and he lets me in
>there's four other guys there, all 60+
>he explains that he thought I'd like it but if I wanted to I could leave
>tell him I think I'm OK with it
>strip down and get started
>sucking on cocks
>one guy fucks me
>two double team me
>guys are all sorts of types. some overweight, some really lean, some with short cocks, one guy had a long, thick monster
>take them all either in my ass, mouth, facials
>everyone goes at least twice, which surprises me
>three hours later everyone says good-bye
>host draws a bath and lets me soak in his tub
>explains that all these guys fool around now and then but he thought a gang bang would be nice
>they all too viagra or cialis before starting
>finish in tub, get dressed to leave
>host hands me an envelope. $200 and tells me the guys would like to see me again
>did this 4 more times before heading back to college.
I sent live videos of myself through Skype slamming a bottle in my bumbum to 3 different guys. They told me I moan like a girl.
>>5905505
I got a twinge, wish I had stopped reading before the last line though.
>>5914297
damn nigga, you gay
Also glass+ass=no, esp after that video
>>5905524
Not him, but I'm a /k/ommando here lurking through your board, checking it out.
/k/ has quite a few LGBT posters, but they've said they avoid this board because they're typically libertarian minded while this place seems to be heavily (American) liberal.
>guy messages me on grindr
>tell him to come over at 7
>he's late, call him, says he's with a friend and can't get rid of him
>ask him to bring his friend too
>suck both of them, they both take turns fucking me
>it was hot, but the friend didn't stay hard for long ans couldn't cum
i hooked up with the main guy a bunch of other times, really nice guy
>Be 22, message 30 year old from craigslist
>Meet him, hes genuine, same height so about 5'10, and pretty althetic, I'm pleasantly surprised
>We go straight to his room
>He sucks me on his knees as I'm getting naked, then we move to the bed and 69 for a while
>He rolls me over and starts sliding his dick between my cheeks as he massaged my shoulders
>aaaawww shiiiiiiit :D
>Asks if he can fuck me
>ahah Yes please
>He puts on a condom in warp speed
>Fucks me from behind until he cums, I turn around and he starts sucking me again for a few minutes and I cum on his face
>Talk for a few minutes then I go home satisfied
>>5914309
>I got a twinge, wish I had stopped reading before the last line though.
He was just paranoid. He didn't have any symptoms.
>>5903405
pretended to be a guy's daughter, dressed like her to have sex with him.
>>5914638
They were plastic water bottles. Not gay though.
>>5912906
no, really. true fax. I was thinking about a girl the entire time. he was too (so he said). we practiced for girls a lot until like 9th or 10th grade.
>>5905354
Are you me?
>>5903405
Drove my jeep out to go pick up my vegan girlfriend to go camping with my dog. Wore flannel too.
>>5903405
got drunk and sang along to girls just wanna have fun at a bar
>>5917455
Gayest thing so far ITT
Got fucked by a guy who had just spanked my butt with a belt and put a collar and leash on me.
Just thinking about it triggers my repressed homosexuality.
>>5903405
Sucked some dicks. Fucked someone in the ass just a few hours ago. Was mtf trans so she's a girl in my head. But technically some may consider it pretty gay.
>>5917466
>got drunk and sang along to girls just wanna have fun at a bar
That is gayer than anal intercourse with another man.
I use a separate dinner fork from my salad fork.
>>5917455
That'd sound extremely straight if you were a guy, but I just realised you must be a girl
Went to a gay sauna after Mardi Gras. Place was fucking packed, actual hot dudes in there unlike the regular busted up queers you would usually see.
I went into a room that had a wooden horse and laid on it with the door open. I then proceeded to get fucked by 8 dudes over the course of the night.
One blew on my ass the rest blew inside me.
I also sucked 2 dicks while this was happening and they blew on my face.
Got tested and I'm all clean. Best Mardi Gras ever.
>>5917667
That sounds reasonable unless you are eating a protein meant to compliment the salad/dressing
>>5917692
greentext in as much detail as possible
pls
>>5904626
>>5904498
I'm on the fence about spit roasting. I've had it done to me a few times, and it feels good, but I feel like I can't focus on how good ass feels or giving good head while it's happening. It's a conundrum.
But I will say that it's the reason I want to find a boyfriend who is willing to have sex with other men together, whether it's threesomes or paenter swapping. I love the idea of stable companionship, but I don't want that to be the end of my sexual exploration.
>>5917667
God you unrepentant queer.
>>5905524
I'm the elusive and rarely seen Brit /k/.
Basically a military history and equipment nerd who would own firearms if he didn't live in a police state.
I also sometimes enjoy giving the dick to guys as well as to girls so from time to time I visit /lgbt/.
>>5914220
lucky bastard
>>5919103
I'm >>5904498. I tend to agree with you. I much prefer one-on-one and also hate 69'ing. Either I want to concentrate on the other guy or concentrate on what the other guy is doing to me.
Strangely that time and the time when I was 18 and had sex with three girls at the same time (inb4 biscum) were the only times I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
