"Why do you always play as a chick bro?"
>>5890804
I always pick models that I find appealing. Female draenei - nice, male draenei - eh. But I try to stick to male characters for muh immersion.
>>5890804
Because why the fuck not. There's literally zero reason to not play as a chick. Literally. Zero.
Why does this equate to being trans? Who the fuck knows.
>>5890804
Because I wish I had a vagina.
I'm not trans tho it just feel like vag sex feels so much better
>>5890804
I always play as both just to throw everyone off
>>5890813
this. seriously. sometimes it's just more fun. sometimes females get better stats. sometimes both males and females are designed obnoxiously, and the females are just less annoying. sometimes females make better eye candy. Fucking loved Tomb Raider as a kid. I wanted to be that lithe, nimble, and agile. Doesn't make me trans.
>>5890804
>haha who wants to look at a guys back all the time? im totally too straight cis for that
works nearly everytime
[spoiler]that is until i cut those fucks off because fuck them :^)[/spoiler]
>>5890888
I've met a lot of straight guys that refuse to play tomb raider simply cause you have to play as a girl. Baffles my mind.
>>5890813
i play as a woman in mount and blade for the difficulty increase.
and trying to get that fucking acheivement
>>5890894
>haha who wants to look at a guys back all the time? im totally too straight cis for that
at least that's what i always told myself ;_; no one else ever asked.
>>5890895
SHE HAS HUGE TITS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?
>homophobe
>terrified of being outed
>>5890909
Im a forum roleplayer, and just exploring a vast array of characters of different sexes and genders is common. And just more fun and interesting.
God these people.
>>5890945
Apparently a lot of people think it's pretty fucking gay to play tomb raider.
It's pretty much only a computer nerd type game. Normies don't play it because of masculinity issues.
>>5890888
>I wanted to be that lithe, nimble, and agile
Uhhhh that's not normal dude.
>>5890972
>wanting to be a kickass tomb raider with crazy parkour skill
>not normal
Yeah, having an imagination is really unusal.
>>5890888
>sometimes females are always better
still in denial, hon?
Because I'm horribly in denial about even being remotely trans, and I want to have a female self-insert in RPGs so I can look how I want to look and have people actually treat me and respect me as a female, rather than having every interaction laced with an unstated element of "God what a freak" like I would if I ever decided to transition.
That what you're looking for, OP? Should ask why we always write female protags in fiction next time too.
>"you're playing as a man?"
>yeah
>"oh, I wasn't sure if you got to choose"
>no, I can choose
>"oh"
>mfw
It's been "scientifically" proven that "gay" men do this
>play soul caliber
>pick shura cause dual wields and fucks shit up
>friend looks at you
>"faggot"
>>5891202
>playing SC
The most plebeia beat 'em up. Anyone who plays it is a faggot.
im transgender ;)
>>5891214
You're a faggot for calling a literal hack and slash a beat um up
Like what?
>>5891220
The fug, SC a hack and slash. Are you on drugs? Are you sure you are playing Soul Calibur? It's been a mediocre - shitty beat em up since a couple iterations now.
>>5891225
I barely played the earlier ones. I play the ps3 one.
It's easy to dish out ten hits and counters sure
But not everyone can do that so easily
>>5891225
Thought it was a fighting game
Because it's my anima, the guide between my consciousness and unconsciousness and the more you are in tune with your anima, such as picking a girl in games, shows a balance between the feminine and masculine forces of our psyche.
Likewise, if I was a woman, or maybe gay bro, I would pick a man, or the animus.
>>5890815
it really isn't. unless the guy is hung like a horse you don't feel much after a while, and no i'm not supper slutty and have a cave vagina, that's just how they work, they stretch.
>>5891250
As a vagina haver, I disagree. Penetration feels great and vaginas don't just stretch and stay stretched, they're very elastic and will bounce back after being stretched out.
>>5891342
yes they bounce back but i haven't stopped fucking since i've begun.
>>5890804
Depends on the game, I'm a lesbian so I tend to play exclusively as a girl unless romance is involved then I play as a guy so I can get with a woman lmao
So I kinda think it is who you identify with more but someone playing as the opposite gender doesn't mean anything, people were only using that to support their existing argument than the sole reason
>>5891342
>tfw phantom vagina
Life is torture.
>>5890804
I've never seen a 100% straight guy play a female by choice
>>5891597
Im friends with like the most typical cis straight white guy ever.
He has a gf and he plays as girls sometimes
>>5891597
I have, but then he came out as trans :^)
>>5891597
Don't know about "100%", but I've definetly seen it more than once.
>>5890804
I get frustrated that I so often have to choose between playing as a chick, and being able to romance chicks. Why can it so rarely ever be both, goddamnit.
>>5891597
I've been meaning to. At least to try roleplaying something new in an RPG.
More options
>>5890972
>>I wanted to be that lithe, nimble, and agile
>Uhhhh that's not normal dude
Why wouldn't it be? Have you ever looked at, for instance, a rock climber?
"You know exactly why, you dumb shit. I'm not having this conversation with you again."
>>5890804
>Why do you always play as a buy bro?
>The character model has a nice ass
They can never know
Because I already play a skinny malnourished male wizard IRL
I secretly hope people that see me online will assume I'm a girl and hit on me, also so you get to romance the male characters
>>5890888
>Fucking loved Tomb Raider as a kid. I wanted to be that lithe, nimble, and agile.
>>5890804
Because in third person games male characters are always boring gigantic hunks of meat and they're boring to look at.
-A gay guy
Back in the day, my excuse for picking female avatars in MMOs was that doing so makes you a god. In Ragnarok Online, all you had to do was be female, walk into a crowd, spew some cute emoticon, and people would start giving you tons of free shit.
This even happened to me in WoW...
My older brother refused to play Mirrors Edge because the character was a chick
>>5890804
>I like to have something nice to look at
>You never play in anything but first person
>Guys totally have lesbian fantasy right
>You're gay and you have your character seduce every male in the game
>There's no gay romance!
>It's Dragon Age.
>>5890804
Cause I'm a closet tranny and I hate myself so bad I want to die. The reason I play so much vidya is so I can temporarily leave this hellscape called my reality.
>>5893415
>when your buddy off fighting Zaarkul the Dragon King and you're send to slaughter a fire breathing potato
>>5893187
That's some funny shit, anon.
>"hey anon why u always pick support?"
> anxiuous.jpg
> Just I sucks at ADC and u r going to play MID.
Ezreal is such a qt3,14
>>5890972
>follows society's mandates of what normal is
Fucking plebs, I swear.
>>5894431
I want to marry Ezreal! Too bad I suck with him. [spoiler]Too bad Riot is trying to ship him with Lux.[/spoiler]
>>5891135
>my fucking face when all of my personal creative writing projects have had female protagonists
