/gaygen/
>Short Shorts edition
based Firaxis just delivered, big time
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>>5890202
>black guy with no package
Not even the slightest bulge.
A white person must of made that photo.
>>5890222
i think they use the same "short shorts" asset for male and female characters, so they had to reduce the bulge
>XCOM
*vomits*
>>5890253
console baby detected
>>5890288
I haven't touched a console in years though, xcom is just trash 2bh
I confronted a 'straight' friend of mine over some extremely homoerotic behavior happening between us. He told me he's thought about me romantically (and we've even done some sexually charged things in the past) but he feels it's "unnatural" and says that's just not him. He also went on to explain he didn't have time for a real relationship which seemed weird to me since I never brought the word boyfriend into the equation.
I'm still pretty sad and mad and smad about this shit. What's your take /gaygen/? Is he really straight or in the closet or just in denial, I don't even know.
>>5890291
sounds like you're reading too much into it and should just back the fuck off nigga, for your own safety tbqh
>>5890291
t h i n g s t h a t d i d n ' t h a p p e n
>>5890291
Is he a lonely guy?
Be honest
Those guys will project feelings onto a can of tuna if it gave them the time of day
Just be a good friend to him
Don't push but don't let go either
If YOU have feelings though then you need to make it known
>>5890202
How do I become an alpha gay?
I'm bottom of the barrel in every way imaginable
>>5890350
Work out and eat kale and shit
>>5890297
Yeah, no. How could I be reading too much into it when he literally told me he felt attraction towards me? The dude once asked me to watch a show with him "as a real couple". spare me
>>5890307
I fucking wish. I really, really do. >>5890347
Can you guys not read? I DID let him know, that would be me confronting him. He told me he's thought about me in that way, too, and like I said we've done some pretty gay shit together, but he says isn't into guys despite this somehow. Thus my confusion
>>5890347
However.... He could be considers lonely. But we were best friends for years until one day he came to my house drunk and asked to see my dick, since then we were in this friend/boyfriend limbo until I finally confronted him about all of it... Now he just pretends I don't exist.
>>5890383
I told my ex I wasn't into dudes. That didn't stop me from fucking him.
>>5890350
Pretty sure alpha gays are called "Queens" or maybe "Kween"s . I don't know, it's all petty confusing.
>>5890383
You did not say anywhere in your post that you confessed to him
In fact if I was going to analyze it: it comes off as you trying to portray the situation as almost entirely one sided while also painting yourself the victim of his confusing feelings
>>5890392
There is your answer
He probably thought he liked you and kept trying shit to make it work but it just didn't
Give him space but contact him again in like a few weeks at most
>>5890350
You need to make yourself interesting, extroverted, smart, engaging, and attractive. Good luck.
would you date a guy with scars on his thighs from cutting?
>>5890427
It wouldn't stop me from dating them
>>5890404
I was appointed the resident Cunt Kween
I was too lazy today to make pancakes, so I put the batter in the microwave (it wasn't a lot) and IT WAS EVERYTHING. It was so moist and delicious!!!!!!!
>>5890434
I just made scrambled eggs and now I have to do the dishes but I don't want to
also my stove is dirty as fuck ugh there's no way I'm cleaning that shit. I need to hire a maid asap
vigilo confido here
free to answer any questions for the next little while
>>5890526
YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO CAPTURE ONE OF THESE THINGS.... ALIVE?
>>5890554
absolutely
tfw no bf who spanks my ass and calls me beauty ;-;
Wow, gaygenrehab. You're a dick.
I'll really set the dogs on you for this one. They're going to chew you right up, I've been with you guys since the Jupp days and now this?
Fucking holocaust all over again.
>>5890602
soalone is such a qt tho
>>5890702
idk man
>>5890702
he is, nice posters too
>>5890405
I assumed "confronted" would imply I talked to him about how we felt...
And obviously I am biased and the story is one sided, it's from MY pov, I have absolutely no idea how he felt about it, or what he was thinking, that's why I made the post!
>>5888902
A whole is also two halves and four quarters.
>>5890361
>eat kale and shit
eat them separately or you wouldn't know the difference though
no family is safe when i sashay
when you change your hair colour and you not even sure who you are anymore
can someone give me a tips on how to employ various the cute/whorish selfie facial expressions used by instagram and Snapchat sloots? ty
>>5891573
If you want to fuck this, you are a pedophile.
>>5891577
>wanting to fuck a 19 year old who looks at the youngest 15 or 16 makes you a pedophile
why are americans so silly?
>>5891602
Keep trying to justify your perversions, you disgusting creep.
>>5891573
you want to look like a mong?
>>5891607
>wanting to fuck a hairy bp
>perversions
lol anonymous
>>5890690
nah he's a total bro, he hasn't done me wrong, and he din du muffin
and he's got qt eyes
you're a fucking faggot
>>5891663
>you're a fucking faggot
u
>>5891557
i demand pictures
>>5891681
>>5891700
qt as fuck
>>5891707
he is qt but he also has a good head on his shoulders
>>5891699
is still looking a bit ginger right now tho
>>5891750
Holy shit you bleached yourself and your entire room!
>>5891758
..do you mean bc i have the exposure turned up slightly???
>>5891750
You do look like a different person. Might just be the weird lighting/pic. Doesn't look bad though.
>>5891778
>slightly
>>5891778
Well, frankly I'm skeptical. I just can't see why you would do that - bleach is more likely.
>>5891778
>blinding white square
>slightly
HELP I CAN'T SEE
>>5891750
would beat the fuck out of then rape without lube, cum inside of, and then give a kiss on the cheek / 10
>>5891826
>sunlight
NORMIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYQ4bV2zSbs
>>5891816
uhm
>>5891826
Im assuming sunlight blurred your skin too?
>>5891836
Don't "uhm" me kid, you clearly want a bigger stronger guy to manhandle, own, and use you. Don't be scared, it will hurt, I would make it hurt, but I'd make you a cup of tea and we could watch the notebook and talk about your feelings after.
>>5891750
you look like a gay albino. why is your neck so thin? looks weird
>>5891897
>fuck off niq or i am telling ur whole family you are a mentally ill tranny
hey while you're at it can you tell them the sky is blue
>>5891855
>the notebook and talk about your feelings
Gay.
>>5891897
Bitch I'm handsome as fuck, what you need to be asking yourself is does that actually matter if I were going to rape you?
>>5891750
Stop bullshitting
That's not you
>trying this hard to be White
>>5891750
>trying this hard to look like swede
>>5891973
why would anyone want to look like swede lol
swede literally looks like a meth addict
>>5891980
no need to bully the guy that has never said a mean word to anyone
>>5891991
but he is. he whores himself out for meth hes also a tranny lol
http://halmstad-escorts.sex-tjejer.com/escort/halmstad-escort-spoilme.43819
>>5892011
hah, says he's 18, happy 18th birthday, I remember celebrating your last 3 "18th" birthdays too swede!
Pls post 5662's nudes
>>5892018
lol!
>>5891907
kwl (Y)(Y)(Y)
>>5891933
cant we just get high and cuddle
my feelings on rape are pretty conflicting generally
>>5891945
genuinely i am 100% caucasian not even memeing
>>5891973
why would i want to look like swede
>>5891980
>>5891991
>>5892011
>>5892018
>>5892028
why are you having a conversation with yourself
>>5892040
calling out someone on samefagging is fine and all, but you should probably be right about it when you do
>>5892040
>>5892040
,Sure, I can gently rape you, only cause minor bleeding instead of dropping you off at the hospital door while you're having a seizure
Full (?) chart that needs to be updated. Meanwhile, lets talk about these gaygeners: who do you miss, who you don't miss, who is best, who is worst?
Also there may be even fuller chart, so post it.
>>5892102
>who do you miss
Fuckin' Taylor, man.
It feels like just yesterday I was writing fanfic about him as a sperm losing the sperm contest to his sperm brother and never being born.
>>5892102
>mfw this shit is so accurate it even has ferrit, brody and listless on it
>>5892102
I miss none of them
They were all the worst type of shitposters
>>5892102
I miss Adambadger, Avenexalea, evilbad and gaylor
Also this chart hasnt been relevant for like a year
>>5892102
This chart is so racist it has the same black guy twice. Couldn't author tell the difference? baka
>>5892123
>I miss Adambadger, Avenexalea, evilbad and gaylor
I actually miss Gudit, now, too.
He was cool.
>>5892134
Slot machine was a qt too
>>5892102
Almost makes me want to post face.
>>5892138
>is it ever not about rape with you
Hey, I wouldn't be so stingy with this guy, I think he might really like you.
>>5892144
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
What's your drug of choice?
Straight edge fags need not reply
>>5892152
Has anyone ever told you they like the cut of your jib?
>>5892159
sleep
>>5892160
Oddly enough, I have been told that, in that specific phrasing, but most people like me
>>5892159
alcohol, though I would trade it for weed if I actually knew anyone that could get me weed
>>5892167
Me too!
It's like we could be brothers!
>>5892177
b-but incest is wrong, Aniki!
>>5892134
your picture will be posted next
Why do I feel like people never want to hangout with me when they really do? Like I have a friend going through a really messy break up and I get nervous about asking to hangout with them
>>5892192
but anon-chan, don't you want my gooey loveseed in your belly?
>>5892211
Is it specifically hanging out? Or just a general fear of rejection?
>>5892159
cannabis ngl
dont even know why i just get overly stressy without it
>>5892224
If you promise to give it to me in the missionary position, while holding my hand, and saying that it's purely platonic brotherly love that you're expressing
>>5892300
Anything you want, bby.
If you want me to choke you while I do it, that's ok, too. We're exploring together, bro.
>>5892309
hah, I actually tried that last time I had sex, not for me
>>5892236
Fear of rejection. Like I don't want to date them but for some reason I'm scared they're going to stop talking to me even though we get along great
>>5892353
>Fear of rejection
Just got to power through it. It gets easier.
>ask to see fuckbuddy for the weekend
>"sorry I'm busy with military stuff :)"
>change profile pic without face on grindr
>he messages me there
what do?
>tfw no feminist bf
>>5892382
Poop on his face.
>>5892396
>tfw no Trump loving bf
Is a cute little conservative twink/twunk too much to ask for?
>>5892398
thanks
he wrote "nice body", maybe I should just say thanks and see if he says he wants to meet up, then call him out on it?
>>5892400
#twinks4trump
>>5892406
Why ruin what you have going for you? He didn't want to fuck and gave you some excuse, so what? Typical self destructive faggot behavior.
>>5892159
alcohol or nicotine
where you see a fist, i see a comfortable chair
>>5892469
>trump is daddy
>>5892469
>it's real.
I might have to get one of those tanks for the gym. lol.
my dealer smells really sxc
>>5892469
ofc it's real
it's my twitter, obv
>>5892506
Oh.
So can we get married then?
>>5892511
are you hot?
>>5892500
whore
>>5892513
Yeah.
But I want a nice catholic wedding and pure love that lasts over our looks that fade.
>>5892500
Nice. I've never met a dealer that didn't smell like stale sweat and skunk meat.
There's too much text in this general t b h
>>5890202
What do I do if I'm a closet gay and one of my friends found out and is threatening to tell others?
I don't think damage control will work here...
>>5892526
as long as it's not an Irish Catholic wedding
if you're irish the deal is off
ONCE IN A MILLION YEARS A WOMAN LIKE HEEER ARIIIISEES
>>5892532
get a gf quick
like legit go get an escort for the night and post a bunch of garbage photos of you and her getting it on etc.
or be an adult and just accept that this person isn't really a friend if they're trying to fuck you like that for no reason and begin to move on and accept that you're a real homo
a real human bean
>>5892532
Make it look like an accident.
>>5892533
I'm an American...
>>5892531
And too few cute boys
>>5892546
Americans can still be Irish...
Just like I am American but also very Greek
>>5892540
Can't afford an escort bud. Maybe if we went on a night out and I pulled though?
>>5892552
So no wedding then..
no loyal qt equal partner then?
>>5892549
>dkn ingen norsk söt pv
>>5892572
;___;'
>>5892552
Liking little boys doesn't make you Greek, Hitler.
Is XCOM a good game? I thought it looked interesting. How are the game mechanics?
>>5892640
I like them. The game is a bit old school, in that it's not afraid to punish you for failure.
Mechanics are pretty standard for a 3rd person squad based shooter.
>>5892500
What do you do for drugs?
>>5892678
From slavery to selling white boys drugs
He makes aunt jimama proud
>>5892678
>sxc black guy smell
Can't say as I've ever smelled that.
god fucking hates me I swear
>>5892701
you have t*rks?
>>5892701
Maybe you shouldn't live in squalor. Or live next to neighbors who live in squalor. Or live next to Turks.
God damn Turks.
Though don't feel to bad about your living conditions. Sometimes when the weather changes, bugs like roaches lose their sense or in times of desperation such as hunger they attempt risky things like coming out in the open in search of food or mates.
But I'm willing to venture, like most homosexuals I've fucked, their houses are trash and they can't keep anything clean. You're like a woman.
>>5892532
rape his ass
that way if he tells anyone he will look gayer than you, so he won't
>>5892678
>black
Gross
>>5892716
Although all of the gays I've had sex with have been very messy humans, so have like 100% of straight men I've ever known.
>>5892159
My anxiety medication
>>5892159
jesus â€
how do I stop being a friendless loner fag?
>>5892793
Take up a hobby that forces you to be around people.
>>5892793
Join a gang.
Fuck you faggots I'm gonna go be an honorary lesbian in lesgen
End the biphobia
>>5892859
kill yourself
>>5892859
implying i would ever have sexual relations with you
>>5892918
awfully picky for a cum rag...
>tfw still can't believe I went from no gf to gf and from no gf to bf and now no bf
Will a bf come back into my life?
>>5892963
No.
Once you go gay, that's where you stay.
>>5892975
...but..I said bf..
>>5892488
I find it funny that the twinks4trump tees don't come in twink sized aka XS
I mean does anyone else find S a bit too baggy?
>>5892984
SILENCE!
You're alone forever.
It's the will of fate.
>>5892986
>I mean does anyone else find S a bit too baggy?
P I C S
I
C
S
i cheated on my bf last night
i dont know what to do now
>>5892986
yeah I need xs
>>5893047
For extra stupid.
>>5893049
actually chuckled irl
>>5893039
Don't be silly. You know what to do.
>>5892997
S but not S enough 4 me
ignore the basic bitch faux-kodak instagram slut filter
>>5893077
How tall are you? Even at my skinniest a small was like a sausage casing. At least around the shoulders.
>>5893080
5'7
and it doesn't look it in that photo but the shoulder seam it is a bit too narrow compared my shoulders
but at least my shoulders slightly offset the saggy pear effect of having child bearing hips
what's the youngest / oldest you would hook up with?
For me, I think youngest is 6 and oldest is 16
>>5893108
>5'7
Hey bb.
>>5893115
oh i get it ur a pedo xD
ebin XD 8/10 too much water tho
>>5893059
i think that'd be a bit too much
>>5893077
you look skinny fat
post stomach
>>5893174
I am a bit
http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1458424064646.jpg
here is a photo but its too impure for a blue board so I posted it on /soc/
>>5893192
Cute
>>5893192
Skinny is only good if you're tall and have nice bones, otherwise you just look like an out of shape teenager.
>>5893192
VIRGINIA
>>5893192
jesus christ
>Start talking to someone
>They're MGTOW
>>5893244
so, it is going fucking awesome?
>>5893266
No, they're a lil bitch
>just proctored an exam with a bunch of cute ass lawyers
couldn't stop staring at one of them the whole time t bh
>>5893271
you must be a mangina
>>5893276
I'm gay henty
>>5893275
Did you make them put ice on their nipples?
>>5893299
nah I should of made them strip to enter though
>>5893192
qt
Now post butt.
>>5893309
Just be sure they don't sabotage each other by scattering beads on the floor.
>>5893315
http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1458426428028.jpg
ignore the reddened, slapped and abused state of my cheeks but I usually like to chat and hookup with guy who are into restraints, slapping, humiliation and generally forcing me into submission
>>5892832
>implying racism is capitalistic
Fucking stupid commies
>>5893347
Sounds hot, I'm hoping my sorta fwb still wants to fuck tonight, I need some action.
>>5893334
how dare you
I am pure as a driven snow
>>5893364
You won't get anything
>>5893385
One way or another I'm getting something in my butt tonight
godddd daaaammiiiitt
theres nothing worse than being in a relationship where youre both madly attracted to each other but have NO WHERE to fug
we're both nervous nellies so motel/car sex are both out of the question, so i guess that's nobody's fault but ours
>>5893539
epic
senior yr of hs
>>5893519
>NO WHERE to fug
Are the 2 of you homeless or something?
Even fags living with very strong religious parents manage to sneak in lots of fug with no trouble.
Even I have a place to fuck. I just lack an accomplice.
>>5893548
well yeah of course you can sneak it in, but not being able to make the slightest peep and constantly being paranoid is torture more than anything
>>5893519
>animeposter
you don't deserve sex
>>5893039
It's just sex
Unless you got AIDS, who cares?
>>5893561
his boyfriend
>>5893039
There are no alternatives:
Tell your boyfriend what a terrible person you are, accept your impending break-up, and live the rest of your life trying to use cheap hookups to fill the void that was once occupied by a wholesome relationship, knowing full well that you're a horrible person who deserves to feel lonely for what they have done.
Why are so many people so shallow, with such vapid personalities? You could have had a good thing going for you, but now you've irreversibly thrown away every chance you'll ever have at love. Don't worry, though; your ex-bf will move on, forget you, and find someone much better with whom he can be truly happy.
It's harsh, but that's just life - deal with it.
>>5893627
his bf has probably also cheated #justgaythings
>>5893637
Point taken; shallow people tend to attract other shallow people.
He could try for one of those "open" relationships, but they're really just a facade used by degenerate hookup-sluts to jump on the monogamous master race bandwagon.
Either way, he's fucked, right?
Why are Australian guys so perfect?
>>5893519
I used to have this problem when I lived in hostels. I think laundry rooms and roofs are the best places, just don't cum on the clean laundry.
Tfw no straight boyfriend to treat me like a girl.
>>5893713
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiktf
>>5893649
monogamy is dead my friend.
>>5893655
All the ones who come here are pretty autistic.
recently I've been fantasizing about the idea of marrying a 50+ daddy and being the 18 yr old "wife" of the marriage.I want a ring on my finger, I want him consummate the marriage by lovingly breeding my BP during fabulous honeymoon and I want to be a cooking and cleaning stepford wife housetwink who at night snuggles his skinny smooth little body lovingly into his husband's big hairy chest and feels a deep unbreakable love
is it reasonable to want that or have I got caught up in my own degeneracy and lost my mind?
>>5893749
>is it reasonable to want that or have I got caught up in my own degeneracy and lost my mind?
The second one.
That's unhealthy and you should self terminate to save you the humiliation (and us the trouble)
>>5893713
I do this.
Mostly I didn't know what to do when I was first dating a guy.
So I did what I had done when I was with girls. Opening the car doors for them so they could get in first, etc. Little simple shit like that, and apparently guys dig it too.
>>5893749
i'd just rather be the other 'girl' in his life
>>5893740
I think it's just more prevalent in the young-young adult gay range
there are people who are only interested in monogamy though
>tfw no trump bf
>>5893787
please be QT
and we can have plenty of white babies
>>5893787
Where do you live bb? Florida?
We can be bfs
do you fags like spicy food? Would you let a dude put your dick in his mouth after he ate a ghost pepper?
>>5893814
NO SPICE
fuck you.
Literally every gay male I've been interested in has always been fucking insane and desperate, they're cringy to be around and it's surprising considering that they're able to be unattracted to women, who are essentially shallow and have no personality.
Every Bi person I've met has been cool, and they turn out to be straight. Every single time.
Every straight person I've met range in personality and that especially makes them attractive. They may be dumbasses, they may be smart. They may be tasteless, they may have a deep personality. They may be an asshole, but regardless, they're still never as fucking insane as the faggots I've been with.
And women, don't get me started, they don't deserve and don't appreciate how fucking much they have by having every straight male wrapped around their finger.
Life as a gay male who isn't a god damned lunatic is suffering.
>>5893833
but he who controls the spice controls the bp
>>5893769
>other 'girl' in his life
Home wrecker.
>>5893843
the obvious solution is to make yourself cuter
>>5893853
The bp must flow.
>>5893843
Maybe you should've been a cute girl.
>>5890427
Sure. No big deal. Would you date a guy with 100s of stretch marks?
>>5893906
Sure, no problem. Would you date a guy with anal skin tags?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_azDgM5cQh8Q/RkNDWJIeMeI/AAAAAAAAAA0/QLbg8Pl2LyY/s1600-h/at+055.jpg
