So I'm applying to a college and I'm planning on sending a cock pic of some 35+ year old I found on 4chan to one of the college admissions officers on "accident." One of my email friends that I was "planning" on sending it to actually has a similar name to one of the members. Would this make me stand out and make me seem more "quirky?" Perhaps, the admissions committee would laugh off the incident if I sent a serious apology letter? but they would now know that I'm slightly homo.
>>5889279
I... Why? Why would anyone do that?
How did you get an offer to study at college?
>>5889303
breh I'm applying to competitive colleges. I need to stand out :)
>>5889309
How competitive are we talking here? Oxbridge/Harvard tier?
>>5889317
10-20 percent acceptance rate
Why wouldn't you send your own cock? You think they'll be impressed by some tired old meat?
>>5889331
That'd be too much. I'm going for a shock factor. I think I can accomplish that with just some other dude's cock. Plus, my package ain't too impressive - nothing to gawk at.
>>5889322
Oh... That's not too bad; you hardly need dick picks for that.
Maybe a picture of some abs... with a little bit of man-nipple showing...
>>5889341
What's important is authenticity, it needs to be your own meat and two veg, no matter how unremarkable you think they are.
>>5889344
I'm not good-looking either.
>>5889349
>two veg
Sorry, I don't visit this board. Wtf does this mean?
I'm not up-to-date with LGBT patter
Btw, I already sent an edgy essay with vulgarities, like "only 500 words really? just fuck my shit up senpai." I have other essays that are more normal. But, yeah, keep in mind, there are some essays I sent that contain expletives
>>5889362
Are you trolling or just retarded? I sent some generic bs for my essay and still got in. Your grades and transcript matter more. What are you gonna study?
>>5889372
Philosophy :)
>>5889353
Your testicles, anon. Post your testicles.
>>5889428
Ah, I see. That's what I thought. Just wanted to confirm
>>5889377
Ah, troll. Good bait, though 7.5/10.
>>5889452
nah, its not trolling. Nothing wrong with philosophy. Just because I put a smiley face at the end doesn't mean I'm trolling either. Philosophy is a serious subject
