okay i've decided I'm gonna do it
gonna msg my crush
what do i say?
HEY Q T
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>>5886280
im 4 days late for that
>>5886256
Are they a trans girl? Is that why you chose Bailey for the OP? Say you want to check some cool place or thing out and you want someone to come with you. Maybe you thought they were chill, or something.
>>5886292
>Are they a trans girl?
yeah they are
>Is that why you chose Bailey for the OP?
no that's not why i choose her. could not find a related pic so i went with that
this seems good. what place or thing? I went to a cafe with someone I just met last week and it was awful and awkward cause the place sucked but they wanted to stay
>>5886304
ok so
>Hey its CENSORED, wanna come hang out at BLANK with me sometime?
Seems like a stretch
How about this
>>5886291
and then they hopefully reply then I ask. What if they just say hey CENSORED maybe go with your gf
>>5886304
You live in a big city don't you? There must be an event like a concert or some new place opening up getting rave reviews. Do they still do the BODIES exhibit (dissected Chinese corpses with different organs on display and shit)? Just don't do it around lunch time and talk about how interesting or "gross" it is.
>>5886373
I guess you could go with the "Hi" thing. Easier to gauge interest and it gets her interested in what you have to say instead of just dumping what you want to do first thing and seeing if she'll say yes or no.
>>5886391
haha I live in the capital of my province but I doubt it's big enough to have a bodies exhibit type thing. there are little music things all the time, and yeah i suppose there are places with good reviews that ive not been too.
still can't imagine taking her to a bodies exhibit though haha what even
>instead of just dumping what you want to do first thing and seeing if she'll say yes or no.
Yeah that's never good.
I should probably message at an hour that is not 3am though
I copped out anon
>>5886256
Ayy gurl, how big is your dick?
>>5888980
Seems like a good way to get blocked
well, maybe it I can smooth it out by sending her a pic of mine. that way it will be less awkward. yeah this seems like a plan anon
>>5886423
What is she into? Do you know any of her hobbies?
>>5886256
"You're a tranny. Kill yourself. Wanna fuck?"
Dubs confirm
>>5886280
yeah? There's something I want to say
>>5888977
I probably would have done the same, anon.
>tfw I missed a driver's lesson because it was cold, raining, they weren't going to pick me up, I had no ride, they're one hour away on foot, and driving is boring
What's the problem, though? The conversation went like this?
>Hi
>hey
>I was just wondering how you were doing
>I'm fine
>that's cool, okay, bye
>>5889038
ummm I think so? Def music, maybe probably video games.
>>5889051
Nice dubs
>>5889115
It snowed here and was awful today. I stayed inside and ate mcdonalds while playing N64. I'm addicted to cream egg mcflurrys
Was no conversation. did not even say hi, it probably would be like that best case scenario
>>5889515
>It snowed here and was awful today
Ooh, you reminded me of the blizzard here back in January. Twenty-seven inches (71.4 cm) over two days. Travel was impractical until Tuesday for most people even though the storm started Friday night.
>tfw I had no bf whose house I could go over to before the storm started
>tfw my parents would have called to ask where I was and I would have answered that I just haaaappenned to be over at my bf's house when the storm started so they couldn't do shit
>tfw after hours of shoveling snow on Sunday morning, there would have been lots of cuddling under warm covers instead of nothing like at home
Anyway, you did no research on what to do with her at least?
>>5889584
I remember having to shovel the driveway for hours during a big snow storm this year. I hate leaving it though so I go out like every few hours, that way its never super horrible.
you reminded me of that night
>home alone with gf
>shes kinda down
>turn out all the lights and grab her hand
>lead her to the couch and sit her down
>fling the curtains open
must have sat there for a half hour watching the snow blow around in the light of a street lamp. but yeah nothing quite like the feeling of being snowed in at someones house
>w-what should we do
>Anyway, you did no research on what to do with her at least?
nope. I don't even have her added on facebook or anything. Should probably do that first.
I'll do i-it tomorrow
>>5886256
You tell them they make you feel like you can reach up to the stars and give them one. Just because their presence makes you want to be a better person.
>>5894781
S-senpai
Feel like I'm the bad end of an inside joke with that comment and name but okay
I'll def send them that word for word
>>5896119
>BETA
>>5896336
Fight me
>>5896392
That's shit you say in person when you're already dating and she's drooling for your cock. Any sooner and you're that creepy beta orbiter.
>>5896814
o-oh
I figured what I said and saying
>I'll def send them that word for word
was obvious I was being sarcastic
I'll do it next week.
>>5900336
thats a lot of c-choices anon
>>5900445
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Text her right now, "Hey you wanna go do something?" Doesn't matter what it is. Just ask to go out for coffee, I'm not going to give you space to decide for yourself or you'll stall out again. It works for everyone else.
Is this your first time trying to get a girlfriend?
>>5886280
Hey, you're a real beta, but the kid of beta that completes this:
QT: cos^-1 ß = -1
>>5886256
>tfw bailey IS my crush
>tfw after having a dream where her and i were together (not sure if a relationship, but we were at least hanging out together and i was super happy about it)
>tfw after that dream worked up the courage to find a place i could send her a message because she's my trans idol
>tfw could only find a twitter account for her porn stuff
>tfw made a twitter account myself so i could message her telling her how she inspired me to be myself, and thanking her for it
>tfw not sure if she ever even responded to me, just got a notification that some other twitter account added me to their friends or whatever (i don't know the twitter terminology i don't really use it)
>tfw think this person might be her alternate account for more personal things but not sure if it is or isn't
>tfw this was all a few months ago give or take
>tfw have had a crush on her for over ten years, ever since she was first starting out and before she started doing porn
>tfw it took me those ten years to work up the courage to start transitioning myself even though i wanted to way back then
>tfw know deep down, that even if she is my crush that i don't have even a minuscule of a chance to be with her
>tfw know she's been married for a while now
>tfw aware she seems to prefer men over trans women, and women in general since she married a guy
>tfw this crippling sadness that i'll never get to be with my biggest crush and idol
It hurts ; ;
>>5901851
>I don't get that webm. What's the joke? Her boobs are plastic?
That's my guess since it keeps switching between her and the machine that says plastic cans in the background...
>>5901828
are you being serious anon? this is sad : <
>>5900462
next week i p-promise
>>5903155
WHY NOT TODAY, YOU LITTLE KEK?
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON.
>>5903183
i-its 1am?
>>5903192
To clarify, that's not a good reason, you just can't do it now because you've procrastinated too long. You could have done it earlier.
You'll send her a text at 11am asking her out for lunch at 12. Set an alarm for 10:57 to remind yourself.
YOU WILL DO IT, AND NOT NEXT WEEK. AND IF SHE TURNS YOU DOWN DON'T ASSUME HER ANSWER IS AN ABSOLUTE NO (SHE MIGHT HAVE TOO MANY THINGS ON HER MIND TO THINK TO ASK FOR A RESCHEDULE), SAY YOU UNDERSTAND SHE HAS HER OWN THINGS AND ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO TRY FOR ANOTHER TIME.
>>5902095
I couldn't be any more serious than I am being...
; ;
>>5903261
Bro, how invested can you possibly be in a text message? Even if you get a message back saying "No" or a message that tries to gently brush you off and it makes you tear up like a bitch, you don't even have to worry about holding the tears back to save face. Imagine 20 years back when your only options were seeing her in person, calling her, or getting a friend to ask her out for you? Aren't you ashamed about how you compare to your forefathers?
>How do you ever plan to have her next to you with her head on your chest,
>How do you expect to hold her hand,
>How do you expect to kiss her,
>How do you want her to greet you every morning and text you goodnight,
>How do you imagine feeling her body,
>How do you suppose how happy she would be to be with you,
when you're completely spineless?
She really would be your first girlfriend wouldn't she? Do you post on /r9k/? Were you raised by a single mother who told you to always respect women?
>>5903291
I've never imagined any of those honestly
its not the tears its the embarrassment that worries me
>>5903312
Do you speak to her in person?
>>5903312
Also, are you even a man? You like her, but you have no idea what you want to do with her?
Come on, bro. You gotta step it up.
>>5903317
uhhh
umm
no.. (._. )'
>>5903343
i d-do
dont go to /r9k/
and my moms dead
>>5903352
You do what, you have female friends? Because that doesn't sound like the appropriate response to a question asking you if you succeeding her would make her your first-ever girlfriend.
So you don't go on /r9k/, how did you end up on /lgbt/?
Sorry for your loss. You're mom's always been dead then? Who or what taught you your attitudes towards women?
How old are you?
This is in the context of university?
>>5903371
succeeding here*
>>5903371
cis female? no
trans yes
i dunno how does anyone end up anywhere
ummmm. i don't know?
mid 20's
what about a university?
>>5903388
You can't ask your trans friends to help you get a trans girl?
Never mind who taught you your attitudes towards women then. What are they? How do you interact with women normally? Do you have to constantly remind yourself they're just normal people like you, or have you internalized that already? How would you interact with a woman you were interested in having, assuming you weren't so gripped with fear?
So you're telling me you're out of university and you don't know how to ask a woman out? Or is it that you can talk to a cis woman just fine but knowing there are so few passing trans women, you feel the stakes are higher? I sometimes see that.
>>5903410
i don't know what to say haha, you're questions are odd
where did I mention university? I have a bad memory
>>5903432
How are they odd?
You didn't. I'm asking because I'm wondering how you know her, for example, if you've seen her around campus or she's in one of your classes. But now that you tell me your past university age and you're not in university, I'm really curious about what the cause of your problem is. You're a grown ass man who can't ask a girl out because you're afraid of the embarrassment. Have you never been challenged on this front before? Did you put off having relationships? Answer honestly.
Convince me you're worth my time. Convince me you have it in you to ask her out.
>>5903445
What's your motive. Why on earth are you so involved in replying to this, were you a beta? I don't need to convince you of anything.
>>5903470
You're asking for help with asking a girl out. I'm trying to get you to ask her out. You keep offering excuses. So I try to get to the root of your issue.
Do you see how if I were to compare your growth as a man to the developmental milestones of an infant, you would be developmentally delayed? Why is a 23-26 year old man so afraid of being called a creep by his crush? Why do you even have a crush at that age instead of asking the person you like out?
You're hiding something since you're getting so defensive.
>>5903470
My motive is to make sure as few MtFs are lonely as possible, by the way. That's it. If I can get you to shape up and ask her out, that's another score on the tally.
I'm also curious about why you are the way you are, but you keep evading my questions.
>>5903492
>My motive is to make sure as few MtFs are lonely as possible, by the way.
That's really sweet and noble of you. If only I was able to be helped at all. I'm pretty sure my existence is hopeless though. But I'm happy that you're at least able and trying to help other people not be lonely.
I'm >>5901828
>>5903236 if it even matters.
I hope you and OP are able to work something out where she doesn't have to be lonely anymore.
>>5889115
Oh god the feels.
>>5889679
The facebook add. I'm still internally debating to do that with my crush since I never get a good chance to talk to her. Are trans/girls really that judgmental that they'll say,
>"a facebook add? Fuck this guy non-literally."
>>5896814
This. You save lines for while you're together.
>>5905244
So you're a beta? Because I don't see how that could provoke feels in anyone but a beta.
>>5906950
>Because I don't see
Blind, whiney shit-slinger
wow I thought this would have 404'd by now lol
op here I said hello to her today (decided to not make a facebook just to add her)
she got red faced and kinda awkward as usual but at least this time i did not avoid her
>>5912426
Nice, congratulations~!
>>5901828
She's a married woman, curb your adulterous appetites.
Just fucking do it. There's nothing more that I hate when people are too afraid to ask. I mean might as fucking well instead of regretting over not asking and wondering if a relationship was possible.
I hate myself for doing this plenty
>>5912901
>tfw don't feel this because dysphoria always made me feel like I wasn't in the right place emotionally and in terms of maturity to be in a relationship
Who knew this curse had benefits?
>>5912715
I had a crush on her before she was married though...
>>5914380
And it's not like I thought I had any chance of being with her if you read through my post...
At this point in my life though, being just a year younger than her at most, I just want to kill myself.
I want to kill myself because I didn't start hormone therapy sooner. As in at least ten years ago sooner when I had really become fully aware of how I felt.
I want to kill myself because I'm a complete failure who has never in their life had a relationship or sex with someone else.
I want to kill myself for even more reasons but I have to stop myself from making this post drag on forever.
I know I don't have a chance at being with her. I don't even have a chance at being with anyone at this point, so why would I have a chance of being with my crush and idol who has attained a reasonable amount of internet fame?
I'm not that delusional...
Just kill me... ; ;
>>5912426
Nice job, anon, I'm proud of you. Looks like you're already in.
