How can a /pol/acks get a qt conservative transwaifu like pic related?
You can convert to Islam fly yourself into a fucking building.
>>5881574
72 virgins with feminine dicks? count me in
>>5881571
Be charming and cute. Don't sperg. Don't be a cuck.
>>5881571
Yeah what >>5881591 said. If you want a conservative girl, you should be the man of the house. And that means being confident outside the bounds of your relationship with her too, to show it isn't all bravado. That's step number one, without that, you're wasting your time.
Most don't want you touching the penis, and will get rid of it eventually.
Next is where you'll meet one. Game stores that sell tabletops seem to be common. A bookstore might work. Retail workers and college students too.
>>5881571
Don't be a complete dick to them/trannies in general, and you're probably good.
Feel free to bash fags, muds, kikes, niggers, and other forms of degeneracy/untermenschen all you like though.
>tfw no /pol/ack husbando who accepts me for being trans
>tfw can't make america great again with them
>>5881634
>most don't want you touching the penis, and will get rid of it eventually
>will get rid of it
What the fuck? I thought dick chopping was a meme. So how are you able to piss or feel sexual pleasure? Pls aware me
>>5881656
>I thought dick chopping was a meme.
Why would anyone think this?
>>5881642
>Feel free to bash fags
>says the transfreak
On the scale of degeneracy, you guys are way more severe than us.
>>5881656
i mean, they replace it with a vagina, it's not just literally cutting it off and nothing else
>>5881678
>On the scale of degeneracy, you guys are way more severe than us.
Not really - it basically bypasses the whole "man + man = abomination" thing.
>>5881656
They don't chop it off. They take the skin off of the penis to remove the spongy tissue of the penis except for the glans (tip), open the scrotum to remove the testicles, and after removing the spongy tissue of the penis, they put the urethra further back inside to allow urination. The glans is used to create a clitoris, the penile skin is used for the labia, and the scrotal skin is used for the interior of the vagina. The surgeon also removes the hair follicles, so hair can't grow on the skin after the surgery is done. The skin later changes into the epithelial tissue of a normal vagina based on the signals it receives from its new environment. This all happens while leaving the nerves responsible for sexual intact, so she can still orgasm. Gynecologists have been unable to tell the difference.
This is probably more detailed an answer than you were looking for.
>>5881728
damn son
>>5881708
>it basically bypasses the whole "man + man = abomination" thing.
It doesn't because trans people are always the sex they were born as, God doesn't give a fuck about your "pronouns".
Trans people NOT ONLY break the man+man degeneracy, but also the "man dressing as a woman" degeneracy.
>>5881776
I never know what to make of that reaction.
>>5881788
I'm not sure what to make of Isaiah 56:3-5
>3 The foreigner joined to the Lord should not say,
> “The Lord will surely exclude me from his people”;
> Nor should the eunuch say,
> “See, I am a dry tree.”
>4 For thus says the Lord:
> To the eunuchs who keep my sabbaths,
> who choose what pleases me,
> and who hold fast to my covenant,
>5 I will give them, in my house
> and within my walls, a monument and a name
> Better than sons and daughters;
> an eternal name, which shall not be cut off, will I give them.
>>5881634
>tfw tranny retail worker
go away I don't want guys hitting on me while I'm contemplating how utterly fucked my psyche is getting by interacting with hundreds of humans in the span of hours
>>5881788
>It doesn't because trans people are always the sex they were born as, God doesn't give a fuck about your "pronouns".
Where'd you even get this?
Birth sex is basically irrelevant to social connotations. Did you know the first US ruling in favor of a post-op transwoman marrying a man was in 1976?
I'm not gonna deny that transpeople face loads of problems, but the stigma you're talking about relies on seeing a transwoman as a gay man. When I was growing up, the idea of MtF surgery among my peers was treated practically like a fat chick getting lipo. The idea of a woman trapped inside of a man's body was easier to sympathize with than a man who fucks men up the ass /and might want to fuck you, too!/
>>5881820
I don't know. Eunuchs usually served a purpose for the monarchy. I don't know that just an average trans person really fits that, as nice as it would be.
>>5881823
>how utterly fucked my psyche is getting by interacting with hundreds of humans in the span of hours
But getting a cute bf will help with that, anon. Don't you want to just plop down on his lap when you get home from work, absolutely drained dry from your job? You can lean your head on his large chest and he'll put small snacks up to your mouth which you'll snatch by leaning forward, and for everyone you eat he'll eat one as he strokes your hair from crown to near shoulder-length. And if you don't want to be touched when you're still recovering, you can just listen to the beat of his heart, and his steady breathing will bring you back to the time and place as you relearn to relax and breathe. The minor extra pain is worth the gain, girl. :3
>>5881826
How old are you, anyway?
>>5881943
Now i want a bf even more ...
>>5881826
>pneumonic drill
There's no drill that works with lung power
>>5881943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB68cbHthA
(so imagine someone born between the release of that and Symbolic)
>>5881973
1. There could be
2. It's a vague allusion to pneumonia-related fatality and its potential causes. A weapon, but what kind? Puzzling!
>>5881820
This doesn't change the fact trannies are still sinning by sleeping with the same sex and dressing as a man, you aren't a eunuch.
>>5881826
Not true
>Did you know the first US ruling in favor of a post-op transwoman marrying a man was in 1976?
So?
>but the stigma you're talking about relies on seeing a transwoman as a gay man
They're technically homosexual males, seeing gender as something independent as sex didn't come about until the 20th century, and certainly it wasn't a concept among the Hebrews.
>The idea of a woman trapped inside of a man's body was easier to sympathize with than a man who fucks men up the ass /and might want to fuck you, too!/
You must of grown up in some bizarro town
Man, trannies are in full damage control mode and failing big time.
>>5881969
Are you the same retail worker anon or someone else?
>>5881826
>Birth sex is basically irrelevant to social connotations
That's not true.
Gender norms are decided by society but they're linked, inextricably, to either of the respective sexes. They aren't arbitrary sets of rules and standards for anyone who feels like it to adopt.
>When I was growing up, the idea of MtF surgery among my peers was treated practically like a fat chick getting lipo
I can somewhat understand this, a man feminizing himself to the point of looking like a woman and getting fucked in the ass is probably less triggering to people because a man receiving anal is perceived as denying his masculinity- and it is abhorrent to them. When a man feminizes himself and takes on the appearance of a woman, the act of recieving anal sex is less polarizing because he at least plays the feminine role more adequately. Yet, the tranny is still a male, in the eyes of society, to someone walking on the street, he may be considered a female, and to a tranny reading this post they may think "well that just proves how variable gender can be!", but he is still adopting the gender norms designated for another- a real female, a BIOLOGICAL female, whom all those norms and standards were designed for. I suppose there is no harm and no foul, up until the components of being female that are unique to real women come into play- and those realities shock them out of their delusional masquerade.
All being transgender is, all PASSING is, is just a game of disguise. You're essentially an agent from a foreign body attempting to blend in with an entirely different body of people, all to resolve the psychological distress you may have. Gays may trigger more disgust, but they don't deny who they are.
>>5881999
>This doesn't change the fact trannies are still sinning by sleeping with the same sex and dressing as a man, you aren't a eunuch.
Are you even religious?
>So?
So it was still technically illegal in much of the US to so much as stick your cock up another man's ass. Not only did FtMs apparently beat them to the right to exist and have sex, they started to beat homosexuals to marriage rights by entire decades.
>They're technically homosexual males, seeing gender as something independent as sex didn't come about until the 20th century, and certainly it wasn't a concept among the Hebrews.
Why are you making a pre-1900s religious argument?
There actually were concepts in Islam and a few other religions which became associated with things like this. And Islamic ones downright condemned homosexuality, but provided a background for the notorious acceptance of ftms (over homosexuals) in some Islamic countries.
And whether or not you think they're "technically homosexual males" (apparently on the basis of some weird combination of living in the 1800s and interpreting scripture) is basically irrelevant to how society sees and treats them.
>Man, trannies are in full damage control mode and failing big time.
I'm a gay guy.
>>5882046
>That's not true.
In this context, it is. And you pretty much explain why in your paragraph which follows. I never said that the way society treats ~anyone~ has nothing to do with birth sex, but claiming that all of society sees ftms as gay men on the basis of their birth sex is clearly wrong and doesn't reflect how the two groups have been treated at all.
To simplify: if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. I'm confident that society has had split opinions on this for about as long as it's been an issue, but any clear majority dissent generally doesn't seem to have materialized.
>>5881943
I've tried dating men, while they are nice and smell good and are cozy, my mind always starts to obsess over the thought of dating a woman
>>5882031
Someome else
>>5882118
That's interesting, so why did you come to the thread? Boredom?
>>5881571
>be rich
>have some status
>have beard
>be at least 6'1" tall
>be big, muscular, manly
>pamper this daddy's girl, and I'll make sure your dick never goes dry
What are you waiting for big guy, let's go shoot rifles all day, then come home and fuck my ass and play video games all night.
>>5881571
I'm open to the idea of dating a /pol/ack. Just be nice to me, don't talk shit about /lgbt/ in my face (honestly say whatever you want to your friends, I just don't want to hear it), and have a few things in common with me so we can connect on some level.
...And plow my ass at least once a night.
>>5881979
You have great taste in music. Wanna be my transwaifu? Have some of Chucky's growling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zguCFjHyVeM
>>5882153
>tfw literal nazis get more luck with qt traps that your miserable liberal socialist self
>>5881571
same way you meet anyone else. be nice and confident :)
get to know each other and maybe it'll work out.
Just like meeting any other girl desu.
also, not all trans girls need "their ass plowed once a night" :)
>>5882601
>typical pajama boy manlet bitching
>socialist beta's idea of a good date is discussing our feelings and how they were hurt today, and then commiserating about those evil, horrible, terrible white males, i mean, they're just such assholes, am i right? Then you can tell us how wonderful feminism and a matriarchy would be, because you, as a white male yourself, feel a need to self-flagellate because women have just had it so terrible for so long in western culture.
Sorry, Bernie. You're such a nice guy though, and very sweet. I'm sure you'll find somebody someday. But I really have to go now or I'll be late for my date with Donald. laughing.jpg. He's taking me to this fantastic restaurant. Oh, you say haven't been there because it erases the struggles of starving africans, and typifies bourgeoisie decadence? Hmm, I suppose eating rice, beans, and ramen to bring light to their struggle sounds... interesting. Anyways, the meal is going to be fantastic, but what I'm really looking forward to is the part that comes after that. He actually got us front-row tickets to see my favorite band! OMG, we must have fucked for hours to their album on repeat the other night. That man is like the energizer bunny. Wait, I forgot you hated them because of their regressive stance on women and minorities, and sometimes jockish humor in their lyrics. I'm sorry, did bringing them up trigger you? Anyways, I really gotta run! Bye!
I'd totally date/fuck a conservative tranny, too bad they don't exist
t. Actual /pol/ack
>>5882738
Wut? Oh you're thinking tumblr-socialism! I see, then I completely get it. No, I'm a "communism-is-the-hammer-that-crushes-our-enemies" kinda socialist, but I see what you're getting at. There's certainly a wussification of the left going on, major problem if you ask me. No one DOES anything, not even like intellectual work such as analysis, it's just talks about fee-fees... hence me hanging out at this board instead of tumblr.
>I forgot you hated them because of their regressive stance on women and minorities
>tfw when listening to Burzum as I type this
>tfw Filosofem is the shit
>>5882829
Sorry, but Bolshevism and it's murder of tens of millions of white christians is unforgiveable and indefensible. All they stood for was nihilistic destruction. Disgusting, and yes, beta. They couldn't stand beauty, art, nature, order, family, achievement, or anything of the sort, and their typical beta male rage consumed them and almost destroyed civilization in the process. So fucking manly.
>>5882847
>Bolshevism
Nope, still wrong familiam :), I hate those fuckers more than you do I guarantee it, since I've actually had to live in a communist dictatorship. Shit-tier. Pic related is more of my guy.
>>5882778
i'm a right wing tranny, but i'm also quite ugly
>>5882453
>don't talk shit about /lgbt/ in my face (honestly say whatever you want to your friends, I just don't want to hear it)
You're ok with your bf saying you're a degenerate gay male to his friends as long as he treats you like a girl when you're around?
>>5882921
yes? why not
>>5881642
desu i'd rather my bf bash us than some of those.
>>5881571
STOP my erection can only handle so much.
>>5882778
i'm a nationalistic tranny but my bf is rather... neutral and i think he's annoyed of my power level ._.
should i just bomb him with my views till he accepts that it's the only way?
>>5882911
Pics
>>5882952
You should dump that pussy. Ill take you shooting all the scary black guns. We can talk about the eternal jew fuckery with my group of friends and then fuck and play vidya and then vote for Trump when the time comes and fuck some more to celebrate his presidency.
>>5882987
why
>>5883034
So I can fap to your feminity bb
>>5883061
sorry, i'm not a camwhore (anymore)
>>5883072
That just turns me on even more
I bet you wear modest dresses when you go out, you slut
>>5883083
oh i'm just a jeans and sweatshirt type, i don't show skin at all
>>5883087
I'd fuck you so hard in the missionary position you wouldn't know which way is up
We wouldn't even have to use condoms
>>5883098
with the lights off, through a hole in the sheet, right?
>>5883107
Not that anon, but were you the anon who made the thread about being a camwhore without any viewers? Jeez.
>>5883107
Who am I kidding, I'd be eating you out as you cook us dinner
We'd flavor it with your love juices
>>5882597
I prefer his hybrid screeching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By9DnqCHac
>>5881571
>b-b-but I need a waifu that believes in all the stupid concepts I do
Standard weak minded Nationalist fuckboy, but what would you expect from a little boy that needs big strong daddy government to protect him? Here is an idea, find friends (or a partner) that holds completely different Political Philosophy than you do. Learn how to listen to opposing positions, and how to calmly defense yours.
Grow as a person you small minded cuck.
>>5881820
>I'm not sure what to make of Isaiah 56:3-5
Well since you arent educated in Theology or even basic history I would advise you not to attempt to make anything of the Bible. There was a reason the Catholic church forbade (and still to this day basically discourages) common plebs from actually reading the Bible; that reason is that without proper context and interpretation you can get some fucked up and usually contradictory ideas from the Bible. The same goes for any religious manuscript, they are generally written by (comparative to modern times) barely literate shut ins and quickly become dated, proved inaccurate, or obviously contradictory through compilation, especially after hundreds or thousands of years.
Eunuchs have literally nothing to do with LGBT, it was a basic requirement for guarding women belonging to Kings/Emperors/aristocrats, and this concept was practiced worldwide.
Interesting debate on who is more retarded? People that blindly believe a faith without reading its supporting documents, or those that read the documents and still choose to believe it.
>>5882118
A G P T R A S H
>>5882952
>i think he's annoyed of my power level
He is probably more annoyed that you are a poorly educated, self hating, basket case that rants and raves about idiotic concepts like Nationalism all day. He is probably just a beta fag that is too scared he cant find any other pussy tho, so have fun with that relationship.
>>5881800
you swoon because Marlon Brando was a sexy man.
>>5882597
Naw, I'm a dudebro. I just come here and argue and am unscrupulous about where I do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld47G6y1k_A
>>5884378
Well, that IS my reaction to it, but what am I supposed to think was the anon's intention behind posting it?
>>5884830
i dunno, looks like they chose the wrong picture.
>>5884378
I don't swoon because I remember that this became pic related
>>5881820
Cut off the dick, you still count, the difference is that the dick cutting off was made important by a factor of trust to patrol the women's living area in the past not the fact that you would suck someone elses dick.
>>5881820
>an eternal name, which shall not be cut off, will I give them.
And people say the bible is a serious work.
>>5883107
Oy vey!
