Motherfucker blacked out before I could even properly fuck him
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Previous thread:>>5871386
Elanna a slut. SLUT!
>>5872522
Best edition
>not birds edition
shit edition
>>5872522
I like this edition
The whole.girls taking picture of sleeping men thing always creeper me out
>>5872522
this is a really weird selfie to take
>>5872522
did he creampie you?
>>5872540
>sleeping
he ded
>>5872522
do mtf ever have relationships not withe bi people
>elanna is a slut
Fufufu
> tfw no John Feldmann bf
>>5872547
RIP in piece
>>5872531
Goodnight anon, thanks for the keks, I'm gonna go chase my dreams.
>>5872534
Mmm, call me a slut again, I deserve to be degraded
>>5872536
What'd you do today? :D
>>5872545
I mean, he passed out halfway begging for food.
Did you see him when he woke up? Exchange words?
>tfw no trans gf to dominate
>>5872557
g.night bae
>>5872545
are you going to see him again?
>I just wanted to lose my v card
me too ,_,
>>5872555
I'm about to go to bed (for two hours) i swear, but I'm making ramen first. You'll be happy to hear i went to work today and basically was promoted as soon as i got there.
>>5872557
U r a slut semppai
>>5871515
i drew myself
but it looks kinda fucked... eyes too big
>>5872545
something kinda similar happened to me, i was geting lewd with someone and i gave them a handjob expecting something back and they said "oh i just wanted to cuddle, thanks though"
>>5872557
dick devouring degenerate slutty slut-slut slut
>>5872562
You send too many messages and you're too forward, it gets creepy.
>>5872567
>tfw your trip fucks up
shiiiit, mang.
enjoy your ramen and grats on the promotion !
>>5872562
goodbye horses
>>5872562
rapeface.jpg
>>5872562
you better live in aus
My voice may never pass but I'll never have to deal with a captcha for a year, life is much nicer without them.
>>5872573
DELETE THIS!!
>>5872522
My phones out of power,so i'm gonna fuck off and actually try to get some sleep now. Thanks for enertaining me during this bout of insomnia fAm
>>5872585
Did you buy a 4chan pass?
>>5872585
There's always vocal chord surgery if worse comes to worse
>>5872561
I couldn't sleep since I was so used to sleeping at 4 am that after 2 hours I got dressed and headed home, he woke up as I was leaving and showed me out. saw him at work today and didn't really mention it.
that looks comfy
>>5872571
this is gold, perfect reaction image, saved
>>5872566
I see him at work all the time, not sure if we'll get together again though
>>5872573
I honestly, as hard as I tried, couldn't feel anything for him that night. I just wanted to be with someone but I couldn't feel for him the same way that I feel about girls
moral of the story is, forcing yourself to be straight doesn't work.
>>5872585
iktf. might just be a mute honestly.
https://clyp.it/cfptec2e
>>5872588
put a ring on it, bbgurl.
>>5872599
Your voice is cuuuuuuuuute, what are you talking about?
It would be a crime to pretend you were mute
>>5872598
You almost slept with a guy? You of all people?
>>5872599
>blinds voice
Ohmigosh ring bought
>>5872600
>tfw no -dere chaser bf
fuck.
>>5872604
i talk at 120hz and don't have my native accent though. kill me.
>>5872605
I just wanted someone to love me but I guess I was looking in the wrong place.
I just want a girlfriend so I can stop being scared that I'm going to die alone and nobody is ever going to love me.
>>5872610
pls. don't waste money like that. don't forget i'm the honqueen.
>>5872612
>$20 burgerbucks
that shifty slant got you good.
>>5872596
can't that cause you to lose your voice over time?
>>5872598
>forcing yourself to be straight doesn't work
just hold off to find that person that really likes you, i know it can seem pretty hoopeless at times but i know you can find her
>>5872612
yeah
I had a capcha that was all street signs
selected all of them and somehow I was wrong
I especially hate it when there are 4 street signs but it wants you to select 3 for some dumb fucking reason
>>5872617
post butt
>>5872615
everyone dies alone
>>5872620
you're relentless, i'll give you that much.
>>5872615
Ughh I feel really bad for you. Even tho you creeped on me. You still dont deserve this kind of shit.
>>5872617
C O M E T O T E X A S
>>5872627
T U C S O N
U
C
S
O
N
>>5872622
I want your butt
>>5872627
maybe when i'm not a fat manly hon and don't want to slit my throat every time i talk because my voice is painful to hear.
>>5872628
goddamn mindgames. payback for WW2.
two nukes wasn't enough. closing and re-opening the reply window gets rid of the disappearing ones, at the very least. not like it matters now, you "pass"er :')
>>5872630
i want a lot of things.
>>5872638
first let's start with your butte
>>5872628
It pisses me off, but not enough to ever by a 4chan pass
>>5872638
I couldn't take it, they were just a little frustration that added to a bigger pile of stress and I'm so done with that bs
the gang's all here, come join
tinychat /therapedungeon
>>5872625
I deserve all of the shit that comes my way
>>5872648
SQUAAAAZZZZZZZ!!
All this cuddling tho
>>5872648
the only good one is coraline
>>5872648
>tfw not part of the gang
>>5872598
does he know you're trans though?
you could fuck with him and say you're pregnant, even though you didn't do anything beyond a handy like even if he knew already he would freak out for a fraction of a second before his brain catches up...
if you have the opportunity again would you sleep with him for real?
sorry for all the questions but I won't ever get sexual with a guy (or a girl) and I'm just curious ._.
anyway
w-was hugging a sleeping boy fun though?
>>5872655
fattie maddie!
please tell me your rolls are getting squeezed
>>5872662
my boyfriend wants my attention more lately
maybe after thursday i'll be back in there a lot
>>5872660
>does he know you're trans though?
yes
>if you have the opportunity again would you sleep with him for real?
I don't know, maybe.
>w-was hugging a sleeping boy fun though?
it was pretty meh
>>5872661
Idk maybe I'm a little autistic too or something. Whatever, it's all done, life is good now.
>>5872662
>better than yours.
it's 120hz, it's monotone. i can't willing speak at higher pitches and i have no concept of resonance. you stand a much greater chance of fixing your voice before me because you understand vocals via musical experience.
tl;dr
G O T O B E D
O
T
O
B
E
D E B O T O G
>>5872650
I dont believe that. Just cause you have made some bad choices in the past, doesnt make you worthy of living a life alone or miserable. You deserve better.
tfw no cute little kitten to play with
>>5872664
oh gawd, oh gawd, oh gawd, oh gawd
>tfw you'll never squeeze fattie maddies muffin top T^T
>>5872674
But that's you
>>5872661
show me that butte baby
>>5872671
>You deserve better.
I've clearly shown time and time again that I don't deserve anything
>>5872680
someone's being a negative nancy
go get a breath of fresh air
>>5872684
marry me instead
>>5872676
But I'm neither of those things.
...Okay maybe I'm one of those things.
>>5872668
oh okay, well like just if you do make sure you won't regret it
I'm guessing your bi heavy leaning to lesb? I'm bi heavy leaning to str8
>it was pretty meh
j-just because you're mostly lesb t-tho rite? r-rite?
>>5872680
I dont believe that. Even though we have obviously had our personal troubles, I still respect what you have done with your life. You managed to transition in high school, despite having little or no support from friends, got a full time job at 19, are living on your own despite being in a crappy situation, and already have a career path in mind. Basically you have done a great deal of things you should be proud of. Moreover, before things went south, you were a good friend to me, one of the few people I actually talked to on a semi-regular basis, and I relied on you more than once for emotional support which you provided. So please don't be so hard on yourself.
>>5872685
i'm not wife material for anyone. just how bored are you btw? you could be listening to music, playing a game or just sleeping, but instead you're wasting your words on me.
>>5872691
you heavy lean against everything
>>5872694
tell me about yourself and then marry me and show me your butt, butt show me your butte first
>>5872690
You're a tall kitten!
>>5872702
How tall is Yuki-Anon? Is she a tall cutie???
>>5872701
what do you want to know? apart from what my butt looks like. what if i said i don't show my butt until the honeymoon? is that a dealbreaker?
>>5872648
>tfw youre actually kind of cute my mtfg standards
>tfw you still see yourself as a fat dude
>>5872707
I'll leave it up to her if she wants to say how tall she is but yes she is.
>>5872691
Boys smell weird, bring AL heavy, rough skin, and are typically hairier and oilier... Not very cuddly IMO.
>>5872698
I want to remove your esophagus with a melon baller, rape it with my feminine penis, then swap it with your large intestine. That way, I could have you deep throat me whenever I sneak up from behind... Also, the diharrea you spew will finally be coming from the proper tube.
>>5872708
What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
will I get to carry that butte over the threshold?
>>5872702
I do love to wear my cat ears...
>>5872707
You must have missed the photo I posted ^_^"
>>5872715
so she's a giant?
>>5872723
>tall girls can be cute too
Kill me
Yume
>>5872727
touch her tinkler
guys, it's getting absolutely NUTS in here
the whole gang is going wild, you gotta check this out
tinychat /therapedungeon
>>5872723
>>5872721
She's not a giant you dummies but she's a cutie no matter how much she denies it
>>5872720
I haven't seen you in them before!
>>5872728
Fuck off
>>5872729
wow really?
Who was your first crush?
show me your butt
>>5872734
fuck on ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>5872734
she's already top her hasn't she
>>5872731
>5 cis guys and a guest who's a qt
uhhh?
>>5872745
What guest?
>>5872737
but what's the threshold???
the first person i crushed on was a girl called emma when i was like, ten. i idolized her because we were similar heights, had similar personalities and she was sort of what i wanted to look like when i transitioned.
>>5872746
286813?
>>5872745
>Calling 3 trans girls cis guys cause you don't think they're perfect
>>5872753
>shitposting
>>5872748
see pic
What is the best gift you have received?
>>5872755
>implying
>>5872733
>I haven't seen you in them
And you never will! I look really bad in them!!
>>5872741
>I refuse to believe that
You're going to have to, sorry c:
Also my legs are kinda long... I guess you missed those as well.
>>5872757
um, yes?
>>5872758
Show me some time!!!
Wow wtf
I can really get behind this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJvZdKlJH8
>>5872766
fatty maddie you're the best
>>5872758
I know you're a qt, Yuki, I just know it
>>5872769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
if you really want some music to remind you of how shit you are as a human
>>5872774
Yeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY
>>5872774
>they wrote a song about yume
holy fucking shit
>>5872764
Never ever!!!!
>>5872769
http://swfchan.com/31/151607/?I+Hate+Myself.swf
>>5872773
>pic
Why would you do this ;_;
>>5872756
not sure i understand. probably this bear.
>>5872782
You will!! Tomorrow!
>>5872731
is kayla really in there?
>kayla never leaves mtfg
>>5872766
When do you start hormones? You could def use them.
>>5872788
You can't make me!! I'll disappear tomorrow.
>>5872799
Aww don't do that!
>>5872791
Just reading those titles brought back some pretty shitty thoughts
>>5872806
Grace why did you kill the thread?
D E A D
same time(s) EVERY night
>>5872814
I'm just that boring.
>>5872814
These Yuki's are cute af :3
>>5872821
but I like you Grace ;~;
>>5872815
hi deadanonnn
>>5872824
yeah hi gem
>>5872826
how are you?
>>5872828
awful how are you
Also, is 20 pounds of your favorite cereal + kittens worth going back to a person who cheated on you and lies to you a lot?
>>5872833
I'm sorry ;~;
>Tfw can't afford SRS ;_;
>>5872833
Because you're crazy or something idk, but here's a headpat for you
>>5872834
Of course not.
>>5872834
Cheaters liars and heartbreaker suck
Go back if you want but be vigilant and aware
>>5872841
>tfw someone saves your picture
thank you, cutevoice.
>>5872830
I'm having so much fun and Im really high
but thats awful!!
why is it terrible??
>>5872845
Np
https://clyp.it/gxshzkbe
>>5872850
>ywn wake up to mercurys voice telling you to kill yourself every day for the rest of your life
why is life so unfair
>>5872845
>tfw pass irl
but not cute enough for cam
>>5872858
I promise I won't post Yuki anymore
>>5872859
>tfw only ffs will potentially fix my hon visage and even then i won't be able to afford it for years.
>>5872858
I will seriously send you some lol
>>5872548
my SO is a dark skinned straight pakistani muslim
>>5872840
you cant give objective advice when your own wants and thirst are involved~
>>5872834
its a lot of cereal and kittens are always worth it
id say its probably a good idea
>>5872863
seriously i can drive a jug of water over to your house if that'll help
>>5872861
have you ever presented full fem?
i'm have a masc face and somehow I pass
>>5872865
If you appear at my house I will call the police. Also, I think anyone would suggest it's not a good idea to get in a healthy relationship to receive cheap bribes.
>>5872868
>healthy
Unhealthy.
>>5872865
Wtf all you fucking do is snipe post =\
>>5872866
i've been full-time since i started hrt, i am just a fuckup.
>>5872868
>police
>bribes
you really need to stop trying to blow all of this out of proportion to create drama for the thread, we're just having fun
>>5872875
Bullshit. Leave the thread and I out of it or I'll start opening up about this, miss "Selective honesty".
>>5872874
then you passed pre hrt to be able to go fulltime right away
Yawwwnnn~
Well I think it's time for me to go to bed, eheheh...
>tfw no squazz bf
>>5872878
no, i just went the delusional hon route. i just didn't overdo it like jenner.
>>5872881
Night Yuki-Anon
have a good sleep
>>5872882
get a trip squazz
>>5872881
That's probably a good idea, I should work on fixing up my sleep schedule.
>>5872887
Nini Gracie :3
>>5872877
>threatening me
yayy i sure love it when you create more drama
please just stop, let this whole thing die already, you got your little moment in the sun
>>5872881
ill be right there~
>>5872882
>ftm manlet
pls
>>5872882
If anyone need his info all if anyone needs it for stalking and stuff.
>>5872883
so do you pass irl, or not?
>>5872899
no, i've never passed. i can't even pass in pictures.
>>5872882
>tfw ooooo doxxed him
>>5872900
so how can you be fulltime?
top 3 reasons why you "cant" pass?
Emma: stop it. Grace: stop it.
>>5872894
It's pretty neat that I'm the one who isn't letting this die when I've avoided pretty much any reference or mention of our little situation thus far. Rather, it's just been you. Goodnight Emma, I'm going to contemplate filtering you or doing the nuclear drama thing.
>>5872904
I never wanted it to start, anon, but Emma can't seem to stop pushing me towards it.
>>5872906
Nini~
>>5872903
depends on your definition of full-time i guess. i don't do that "boymode" bullshit. i've always just been myself and been referred to by my female name. literally everyone knows i'm a tranny but nobody makes a big deal out of it.
1 - face
2 - voice
3 - i am goddamn hopeless at figuring out what to do with my hair and i neglected to learn makeup.
>>5872907
shes the one making it into actual off thread stuff, im not threatening her or posting chat logs or anything
>>5872906
id much prefer if you were able to filter me or just let this end
>>5872920
is there a # in it?
>>5872924
# will fuck your shit up. what do you even want to use? i can gen too if you'd like
>>5872924
i started tripping because of saya anon so people wouldn't confuse us, please dont say things like that just cause you're her friend ;_;
the gang just had a super emotional moment like that one scene in the breakfast club
you GOTTA get in here
tinychat /therapedungeon
>>5872928
i have the biggest autism and want your trip to be perfect. it'll take a longass time but i'll hit you up when it's ready.
I guess I'm gonna need 10 MG of Melatonin tonight. My mind is too active when I wanna sleep any night but this is a bit much.
>>5872918
As long as you let it end I can too. Don't make any reference or mention of it, don't bring me up. Act as if I never even existed. Don't reply to this. Drop the subject with Kari. Talk to her about anything else. I will not reply to you, make any reference to or post about you. It will all remain private and we can at least enjoy /mtfg/ in peace.
After like 2 or 3 posts saying I'm going to bed I'm at least closing the thread, gonna end the night on my favorite comforting song~
https://youtu.be/4nC8WjPFnGU
>>5872937
Sounds good I've got my trip gen running and also my contact is in the zeemaps if you get a hit. I just need to distract myself with autismal stuff like this and Stardew Valley to keep myself from being a crying mess atm.
>>5872941
> be me
> 35yro, mtf, unpassable because too much lard and too much height
> exercising just replaces "lard" with "muscles", doesn't help
> doorbell rings at 11pm
> former employee, also mtf
> she used to pass pretty well, discovered meth as a slimming aid, I had to fire her when she started to dip into the spare parts fund
> looks like shit, lost a few teeth
> asks me for help
> has sores all over, does not look like a beating, just self-neglect
> I let her in, tell her to take a shower
> has huge infection on left leg
> refuses to go to a doctor for fear of a 5150
> I spend half the night performing what amounts to minor surgery, thank god I used to work on ships so have some first aid training
> it literally smells like death, but I get all the yellow stuff out and disinfect the wound, have to let it breathe
> turn workshop into guest room again, let her sleep there
> she wakes up before me, drags all her hobo crap inside, throws a fit when i get a cleaning crew in because trust me it was needed
> her family do not want her back
> get her to a shelter, we talk her into seeing a doctor
> on top of everything else she has contracted HPV, means I have to take a chemical shower and throw away the blankets and air mattress I loaned her
> shelter people surprisingly chill about her being pre-op despite it being a womens only shelter, tell me i did the right thing
> i get ready to leave, ask shelter nurse lady if they would help me if i was in the same situation
> "no, sorry"
no good deed goes unpunished.
fuck life.
got a flu out of the deal and was scared shitless that she'd given me something worse. all this shit happened last week.
kudos to betelhem haven in pittsburgh for being somewhat chill about the pre op thing, but like they said, they wouldn't help me, so fuck em too.
autismal stuff distracting from crying would be a good idea, there's only so much xcom I can play.
>>5872941
rough. sorry, i hope you'll feel better soon.
sQUAZ GETTING LAID TONIGHT
>>5872950
squazz and hotanon sitting in tc fucking
>>5872950
r u buying the plane ticket?
>>5872943
Shit anon.. I know the feel. I've had a lot of times recently that I've extended aid to others just to have it slammed back on me. Honestly it's a bit of a factor of why I'm a mess. I hope you manage through, the days are rough. Hit me up if you ever need someone to talk to.
>>5872944
Thank you. Yeah it's rough but I mean I even still warn people thinking of transitioning that it's a long rough road, I just thought I was through most of it. I just hope I can get my shit together before my interview Wed.
>>5872952
damn hotanon triggering me
>>5872955
Eh, it's the "sorry, this is a women's shelter, so we wouldn't be able to help you" bit that hurt. I just sort of zombied out after that. Had to catch up with work, disinfect the whole place, and so on, I just processed it now and feel like shit.
A good thing about my job is that I have to interact with humans about once-twice a month professionally, but still.
THE FUCKING TSA PADDED ME DOWN BECAUSE "SOMETHING UNUSUAL" CAME UP IN THE SCAN AND I LITERALLY TOLD HER "IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M TRANS AND HAVE A DICK" LMMMMMFFFFAAAOOOO
I DONT think I've ever seen a woman so shocked at the word dick in my fucking life. on the bright side when I told her she was like "NO UR NOT." and wouldn't believe me and eventually told me she never would have known. so my self-esteem is not slightly higher.
>>5872961
>that person on skype's face right now
>>5872952
GC*
>>5872958
Yeah, I could understand that for sure =\ Sorry. I hope things go well for you here moving forward though fampai.
get on tinychat bitchs
therapedungeon, we even have a resident chaser.
>>5872965
this has literally never happened to me before, I think it's cause my tuck is sloppy
TS pussy lips
>>5872972
welcome, you're here forever now
>>5872961
abolish the tsa
>>5872972
you did it!
>>5872970
Thanks. Work goes well, just... I'm sick of people seeing a different person when they interact with me and I don't know what to do about it.
>>5872972
oh wow that movie
>>5872973
you got fucking jinxed. at least you got through it.
>>5872972
>>5872974
this chick is actually pretty pretty. mtfg might actually approve.
>>5872971
please I can see it in this eyes
>>5872983
i hope you can sleep well.
>>5872981
Me? Getting approved. Never.
>>5872981
looks like younger stefonknee tbhon
>>5872983
>I don't need to feel worse tonight tbdesu.
kari >.< i wish i could make you feel better. you know how to get in touch with me if you need anything. Sorry for giving you more stress last night
>>5872961
>tfw you don't pass we'll enough to surprise people when you tell them you're trans
>tfw they would get a man to pat you down if it came to that
>>5872691
yeah, I just couldn't really get that into it, maytbe it's because I'm just too lesbian
>>5872716
>Boys smell weird
GOD YES, fuck, It was difficult to breath with that man stank going straight into me. Meanwhile he said I smelled like cotton candy (and I hadn't showered in like 3 days)
also he was a terrible kisser, it was like he unhinged his jaw every time he went in for one
>>5872716
>> /d/
>lost v card to GF who is """genderqueer""" and tumblerina.
>feel too guilty to tell her I prefer sick
>Stuck with her for like 2 years
>Emotionally abused me
>Get pressured into foursome with her and her married friends
>They focus almost squarely on me as we do the dew
>On God I can't handle this pressure and attention fuck
>Break up with GF when I finally catch in the her for her Bill shot
>Finds herself a new man instantly, now says she's a transman even though she refused to be dominant with me in bed ever
>Have better, more intimate sexual relationship with her married Poly friends than I ever did with her now
What the fuck even is my life
>>5873005
an after-school special
>Payed 8000€ (3 years of saving) to fix my upper face
>Have to wear tranny bangs anyway because it was a disasters
>Basicly the worse possible haircut on a modern women
Anyway
I want to dye my hair
>blondish
>light redish almost orange
What do you gals think? Maybe some other color?
ded thread
>>5873030
i think you would rock blond well
>tfw don't pass 100% but have several romantic partners and friends who genuinely like me and do nice things for me
>tfw get told I should be happy about how I look even if I don't pass because I'm attractive as an androgynous thing with several clockable tells
>>5873030
That'd look great. Just don't get that shitty orange that trannies and egdy teens get
>>5873066
>>5873062
I'll probably go that way.
Why does this fucking guy at my work always have to come in and check in right when I get done with changing over the business day? Why can't he fucking check in any time before where it'd be simple and easy to do it. But now I have 15 minutes of fucking around because this as swipe can never come in at a reasonable time
>>5872943
The reason they said no is because you don't pass yet, are you transitioning yet? I mean if you're not they might've just thought you were a dude
What you did for your friend was really good though. Also 412 represent
>>5873083
Yeah that colour would be really cute
>>5873085
who knows U・x・U
>>5873083
Pretty as fuck.
>>5872545
>i just wanted to lose my really valuable thing here because i don't want it lol
>>5873109
>really valuable thing
nigga wot. I just want to lose it so that I don't have to be afraid of it being my first time any more
>>5873112
>so that i don't have to be afraid of it being something very important that should be saved for someone you love
The fuck?
>>5873095
Yeah, that's exactly why they said no. It doesn't affect me any from a logistical standpoint of course, it just.... hurt a lot.
>>5873115
>something very important that should be saved for someone you love
>>5873120
Did he stick it in your butt or you stopped at the handjob?
>>5873122
Not being a disgusting whore is funny?
I had the weirdest most amazing dream last night. There was like a big new world order that had taken over the world and were going to enslave humanity. And I was part of the resistance alliance group, which was led by Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson. So I was by him all the time getting shit done and breathing in that sweet mansweat.
Then suddenly there was this big announcement worldwide that the super evil plan had come to fruition and our efforts were in vain. And the dream ended with him wrapping his arms around me and just holding me.
>>5873133
>>5873122
Sex is awesome, virginity isn't a commodity dingbat
>>5872864
how did you two meet?
>>5873142
Stop it mirin, I thought you were pure!!