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Previous: >>5865413
http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/03/bomb-sniffing_dog_discovers_2.html
edie..
>>5867206
trannies are mentally ill
post below this is worthless garbage that needs to hang themselves
Namaste!
>>5867220
get
I don't want a boyfriend. I just want to love and hold someone who loves me back.
>>5867219
Why is she so cute?
>tfw bf is in another country for college
>>5867224
Oh you mean like a dog?
>tfw no kero
>>5867206
MTF x FTM is like the cutest het relationship. There is a 6' 3" FTM in my area. I don't even care if he would just wanna fuck me, or whatever, something about an ftm that is signifigantly taller than me is really hot.
>>5867216
Wait who in Portland has any kind of use for hellfire missiles?
I know they sound cool when you launch them but like
So do fireworks
I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?
>>5867206
xth for crush seems to like you back
>>5867243
What did xe mean by this?
>>5867221
kill yourself
>>5867243
Tasty b8 m80
>>5867244
grats on the successful chase!
good to see your strategy worked, gives hope to the chasers in the thread
>>5867244
>tfw kuppy only started posting a few months ago and is already a chaser
They grow up so fast ;~~;
>>5867238
>MTF x FTM is like the cutest het relationship
I still can't get over the fact that my ex is gay, thanks
Fucking fujoshi faggot breaking my heart
>>5867243
You inspire me. I'm going to do this! Yes!
>>5867250
Hi Mado
>>5867251
>>5867253
She's been doing more chasing than me though
>>5867248
I'll have to check but I think that's against my religion
>>5867260
Wassup Mac
>>5867261
cant chase a man.....
>>5867254
I'm sorry I don't follow. I want to date an FTM, specifically the really tall guy I mentioned. How does that make me a fujoshi faggot?
>>5867261
This is a feeling that I'm familiar with.
I'm at 8 months as of tomorrow! still haven't come out to my family yet though
when's the appropriate time to do that? nobody has said anything yet but idk how much longer I can put it off
>>5867273
hey I didn't chase
it was more of a single jump
>>5867225
>tfw iwn never be that cute
>>5867275
>son, we shall always love you no matter the decisions you make
>>5867239
terrorists. get a ccw because the usa is about to get uncomfortable
>>5867277
A pounce is a highly effective and rapid method of chasing. Done like a pro.
>>5867266
I maybe high a little
>>5867275
>gonna see whole family day after tomorrow
>noone knows I'm grill now
>shit is likely to hit the fan
so excited
>>5867268
Nice maymays dude
>>5867283
Fun stuff, I took a bat hit so I'm a lil high too. Its faden though.
>>5867288
>meme
oh did you finally get on hrt? yay im happy for you
oh wait :^)
>>5867290
A bat hit? Liiiikke you got hit with a bat??? r u ok
>>5867291
What
>>5867291
holy shit that's some old copypasta there
>>5867295
just a copypasta I thought was funny
>>5867109
I seriously considered your suggestion. Thankfully, the gym was empty at 1 AM, as it should be.
I have to get over this awkwardness soon - this sleep/wake cycle is unsustainable.
Also, good morning Joan!
>>5867288
Not meming, serious question more from a place of curiosity, have you looked around for PO boxes?
>tfw yumes boobs are the same size as yours
How o.o
>>5867248
I got you covered senpai
Just ignore the first part
https://clyp.it/wzfdprgp
>>5867298
>iwn never
oh whoops that's redundant
i don't have enough sad pics
>>5867295
Kek nah a one hitter.
>>5867305
Kek
>>5867305
fat isnt the same as breast tissue lol
>>5867309
hi mado
>>5867303
It's definitely more of a good-night time even here; I'm thinking of going to bed... Good night, Akaka; enjoy being a night-owl!
>>5867305
Are you trying to make us jealous? Because it's working :^3
>>5867309
That's probably better
>>5867318
Hello anon!!
>>5867321
Idk, that bat thing sounds fun too
>>5867280
I'd honestly be happy if this was the worst response I got.
>>5867320
Don't think I'm staying up any longer than it takes to wind down. I just can't stand being gawked at for being obviously a man with breasts, which happens when I'm running. And I can't stop running because I love it. Not easy.
>>5867327
oh, thats what I posted... ._.
>>5867321
:')
>went home with drunk coworker
>told me he's gone through a bad breakup recently
>bout to drink a cup of rum
Am I losing my virginity tonight?
>>5867206
Is that the couple where the boy go surgerically removed to be a girl and the girl got surgically removed to be a boy and they started dating?
Didn't they break up recently due to some sort of problem in the Zodiac or something?
>>5867324
I prefer getting hit with something else >:3333333
>>5867337
Ayyy yumes! Enjoying your tranny fiesta?
>>5867337
post group photo of everyone
>>5867360
faye said im a fuck ton cuter irl and that i pass flawlessly and am pretty
:$
what do you think mtfg, would you want to wear the tuxedo dress on the left or the traditional dress on the right to your transbian wedding?
>>5867360
I really like getting hit in all kinds of ways
>>5867370
a traditional dress fo sho, what kind of a lily you have to be to choose the tuxedo even if its a dress
>>5867369
Fun fun! Can't wait to hear your detailed report on the inevitable orgy
>>5867370
I would make either look good desu
>>5867373
O-ohhh~
>>5867370
only the cutest of white dresses desu
>>5867370
>not a dress
For what purpose, I want to be drop dead pretty on my wedding day ;~;
>>5867370
>tfw gf said no ceremony if I wore a dress
I could just do it like my prom and put the dress on after everything's done and cry in the bathroom
>>5867370
Got to be the traditional dress. I want to be a princess for at least one day ;~;
>>5867393
Can we meet your GF and plead with her? That broke my heart from across the continent, and it's the second time I've heard you repeat it.
>>5867393
Break up with your gf jeez
>>5867393
Every time I've seen you mention your gf it's something sad
WHY FAYE
YOU'RE GREAT
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY BB
>>5867370
Dress of course
>>5867393
get a new gf (or a bf)
>>5867393
well maybe you could talk her into it if the dress looked like the one on the left
>>5867382
idk i thought the one on the left was pretty cute, although i think i agree with them
>>5867396
>>5867386
>>5867391
that being a princess would be really nice
>>5867384
jelly you can pull off both looks
>>5867414
thats a really cute picture
>>5867374
yes desu
>>5867370
i want to wear a tuxedo for mine
>>5867417
Have another
>>5867414
faye_and_adri_get_married.jpg
Anyone in Tucson?
i wish i could sleep forever.
>>5867370
two dresses for two blushing brides
>>5867419
Why does this not surprise me lol
>>5867429
based anon
>>5867430
im a mtftm
>>5867429
>that fucking crowd
>>5867417
whyd you break up with yuki anon
>>5867430
you seem very butchy too
>>5867370
I'll never get married
are you pretty yet son?
>>5867429
me on the left
>>5867444
yes daddy
>>5867417
>never make anything look good
>always will be ultrahon
>tfw no rave
>tfw wanna rave
Goddamn it summer, come faster ;~~~;
>>5867440
Only on here and ironically. I'm pretty fem irl, at least according to the person from here that's actually met me.
>>5867444
always.
>>5867450
cum sit on daddies lap
>>5867393
Maybe we can get Maddie in on this. She's right there, even. Could she maybe change your gf's mind?
>>5867423
that ones cute too
>>5867439
i havent, not in my heart at least
>>5867419
you should wear a dressss
>>5867451
im confused are you saying i wouldnt or you wouldnt?
>>5867452
i wanna rave too ;_;
>>5867452
doof doof doof
>>5867452
not according to kayla's definition of femininity
>>5867458
who is that semen demon?
>>5867462
what's kayla's definition?
>>5867452
soon, my friend
>>5867458
I wouldn't. I have no idea how you look
and even if I did, I'm not a bitch like that!
Not that bitchy at least
>>5867468
Floral sundresses
>>5867471
even when your lounging around indoors?
>>5867458
>tfw thirsty for some festival vibes
>tfw looking up videos from old shows I went to
>tfw can't find myself in the crowd to live vicariously through
Oh well at least it was a dope set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkgbKQtol_U
>>5867461
>tfw not even sure what drugs to order for this time round
I'm torn ;~;
>>5867469
Not soon enough ;~~;
I'm jonesing
>>5867462
Fem vs butch is about attitude. I don't act butch, even if I wear flannel and plain clothes.
>>5867468
dresses that barely cover your crotch, stockings, pumps, peplum tops,
and you aren't a woman unless you get cat called in public
>>5867458
not in your heart? you guys dont post together anymore what happened you were cute. it seemed the other night like you two were pretty over
im looking for my gf have any of you seen her
>>5867482
What does she look like anon? Is... is she in TUCSON?
>>5867480
sooo slut wear like this?
>tfw probably the only anon that cares about Kayla
>>5867489
she looks like you
>>5867495
trip on kayla
>>5867458
>i havent
You're funny ^_^
>>5867495
>tfw probably one of only two anons that care about Kayla
>>5867465
saya from dagashi kashi, shes super cute
>>5867478
woah you were there? im pretty jealous, ive never been to any shows like that, only concerts
>>5867470
ooo im silly
well im sure you're not an ultrahon, id bet you'll make someone pretty happy to look at you in a wedding dress one day
>>5867481
well i dont really wanna bring personal stuff into the thread but we went through a rough bit and shes still pretty mad at me but id very much like for us to get back together
>>5867505
you know i like you~
>>5867510
>dagashi kashi
is this the flavor of the month?
>>5867477
>not prancing around in a mini skirt when no one's around
>>5867500
Right now I'm trying to decide if I should get 2c-i or 2c-b, how much acid to get, whether I want to take MDMA again, and what other drug there is that I would enjoy that doesn't have cross tolerance with psys and MDMA. Ketamine is a no go this year because I just don't like it.
Idk, maybe coke or speed but coke is so expensive ;~;
>>5867510
Yeah, I go to at least one festival a year since my first in 2009, but took a break last year and the year of my surgery. I actually came out to my friends at Motion Notion 2010 while we were all on MDMA, it was a pretty amazing experience.
What are you waiting for, find some festivals, they're awesome :3
>>5867510
>you know i like you~
I thought you did until you yelled at me for hours about how much you hate me and how worthless I am and how I ruin everything you enjoy all because I called myself your girlfriend. I don't think it's very fair for you to say you like me.
Didn't notice a new thread, any Aussies able to give me good tips or a rundown on how/where to start?
I want to roll with elanna
facebook /thatguyrinsenpai/videos/1700333780213859/
>he passes and he isn't even trans
ASIAN PRIVILEGE IS A REAL THING
>>5867555
get some rope
make a noose
hang yourself
>>5867561
I'm at work can't, any other tips?
>>5867370
Suits are fun and girls can be pretty cute in them but for my wedding I want a dress.
>>5867566
try loosening your belt and let your pants sag a bit exposing your girl panties to your coworkers
>Tfw ur in portland
>>5867536
>tfw ywn go to rave with Elanna and pick out drugs
>>5867577
>tfw nowhere near portland
>>5867577
fattie maddie!
how are you doing?
did you meet up with dollface yet?
>>5867553
i like you quite a lot, just because we had a fight doesnt mean i dont
you act quite mean to me at times too, but i know that you like me at the end of the day, or at least i hope that you do
>>5867558
s o o n
:3
>tfw you'll be doing MDMA with yume, start pining for some fast electronic music, and she'll sit you down and tell you that you're rolling wrong
>>5867579
;~;
It's a bad feel desu
>>5867573
No belt no panties what do?
>>5867493
>>5867598
expose part of your butt then
maybe even your chest
>>5867598
Show your coworkers your feminine penis. They'll understand.
>>5867599
could it be that you're after my mcnuggies
>>5867577
Fix Faye's gf! She's broken. Also, enjoy yourself in Portland.
Sleep now.
>>5867426
SEASON 2 WHEN
>>5867536
i don't have anyone that would go with me to festivals, although im sure there are some in chicago i could go to
>>5867514
its the flavor of the season, although saya is really cute, i haven't posted a lot of a girl since homura
>>5867585
>tfw by the time I get to Portland it'll be too late and everyone will be dead
>>5867593
Maybe one day
Lol this is real life
>>5867613
>i don't have anyone that would go with me to festivals
:')
>>5867626
Context?
>>5867626
>Skype
>Sense
NEXUS
>>5867626
yaaay fattie maddie made it!
>>5867621
Idk, maybe I should go to australia someday and we can try to find a doof out in the middle of nowhere :3
>>5867613
Ah yeah, that does make sense, it's a lot more fun and less intimidating to go to something like that with friends. Depending on the vibe though, sometimes you wind up finding people to camp with or meeting new people, but it's an intimidating prospect particularly if you're an introvert. ;~;
What music are you listening to /mtfg/? I'm craving new stuff
https://soundcloud.com/thoughts-7/rainy-days-1
>>5867633
wow you performed a basic human function of being able to identify a thing that doesn't mean anything.
>>5867627
come to chicago then k i d
>>5867635
y-yea id definitely want to go with someone i knew my first time, i dont go out all that often
>>5867641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJPpG8e4n4
>>5867663
I have been in Chicago a million times to hang out with you.
>>5867641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGTYLcrwLw
Keeping with where my mood's at right now
>>5867568
>I'm not sure if there's anyone in my entire life who actually cares
see
>>5867641
Really digging 7h.target lately.
>tfw each new trip that shows up makes this all more surreal
>Adri hugs
>yume hugs
>gem hugs
I don't know if I can handle maddie hugs rn
>>5867673
Hey babe
>>5867676
b e d
e
d e b
>>5867678
Ok. I have to be up in an hour and a half tho so wake me up.
>>5867675
How many more trips are coming??
>>5867675
tfw Faye huggu
>>5867680
Like 3
>>5867679
how do you propose that
>>5867606
I need them.
>>5867675
I have love letter in my bag
>>5867683
You have me on Skype and I'm sleeping in the chat.
>>5867690
i'll probably be asleep. if not, i'll call you i guess.
>>5867671
Sorry sheen, was trying to sleep. I really do hope the best for you. You try a lot harder, and have made more progress, than anyone gives you credit for.
You're pretty inspiring senpai.
>>5867675
>tfw faye hugs
I plan on going stealth. How do I explain my lack of job history to future employers? I am 21.
>>5867699
Find a supportive employer then use that employer as a reference for your first stealth job.
>>5867699
you have to pass to be stealth, weird al.
>>5867699
Parents money
>>5867702
That was mean, but I laughed.
>>5867699
careerexcuse.com
>>5867708
o///0
>>5867720
Make up a reference and have a friend pretend to be your previous employer
>>5867720
it's not a scam i used it desu
got a fake internship + reference to put on my resume
>>5867635
Hey I live in an urban area
We could easily find a place to doof
>>5867699
Are you in college?
I need trump because feminism saying that testosterone is poison makes mtfs second class women
http://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a34809/toxic-masculine-discourse/
>tfw yume lured u to Portland and then abandoned u at the airport
>>5867735
We're on a mission from God
>>5867735
>tfw you're the reason that maddies been sitting there for so long
>>5867746
Could you start again? It'll give you an excuse and it's probably good to get a college degree anyway. Your references can be your professors, who are typically open minded enough not to care if you're trans.
>>5867733
>The one candidate who is not running a campaign based on resentment and the politics of identity is the only female candidate left in the race.
Holy shit I'm done and I'm not even in the US.
>>5867751
i won't tell anyone. i want a clean break. the government will be the only ones who know.
>>5867762
The God-Emperor will know
>>5867536
careful with ur mind bub
ive seensome shit
>>5867641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3zEGB4sSo
>>5867762
couldnt you go back to college in stealth mode or is that not possible
>>5867777
Check'd
>>5867782
I like this a lot
>>5867666
Check'd
This is really intense but neato
>>5867781
I've got a pretty large amount of experience with most of those that I listed, but yeah, I'll be careful. What kinda shit have you seen? ;~;
>>5867789
I was blessed with those quads by Trump himself
>tfw you pick up maddie
dude she's not even fat why does this meme exist u noobs need to get ur shit together cus she's qt
>>5867801
I've managed to find three so far
>>5867802
it's all relative
>>5867801
how old are you? you could wait for everyone from your year to graduate and then go back
or transfer
>>5867495
I care about her too...
cunt
>>5867804
interesting, so he's still "President" Trump in 2020. I wonder when he becomes God Emperor.
>>5867782
Thanks for linking this I'm liking this band a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvp27uUQTU
>>5867804
I wanna read a book about Emperor Trump's imperial conquests, it would be pretty interesting
is there any real way to speed up hair growth
>>5867818
>certifications in the it space
Do you program? You could try contributing to some open source projects (under your new name) then listing those under the "experience" section of your CV.
My legs are manly, right?
>>5867825
disgusting.
>>5867811
He gets elected twice and under the circumstances of WW3, abolishes the term limit and becomes the 2nd president to hold office more than twice. During WW3 Trump is proclaimed Emperor of the United States after a referendum is passed overwhelmingly voting yes to that notion.
>>5867816
The Crusade for Mexico
The Liberation of Europe (European Theatre of WW3)
The subjugation of the Middle East (Mid. East Theatre in WW3)
The War to Build a Toilet in India
The War to Retake Jobs from China
After all those wars, every other independent nation submits willingly to become part of the United States, with Trump at the helm, he reveals himself to be immortal and rules humanity in an era of peace
Earth is now great again
>>5867821
Eat healthy, get lots of sleep, look after yourself, and your hair will grow at the maximum rate that it's supposed to. Anything else is a meme.
>>5867825
You're joking right?
>>5867825
No, not particularly.
whats rockin 2night ladies
>>5867821
on your head? you can take supplements, make sure that you take a vitamin that has biotin in it
most women's vitamins have a good amount of biotin
>>5867825
they dont feel manly~
>>5867822
I van barely do anything in Python. I have to learn more before I can contribute anything. If I could program well I would.
>>5867821
>>5867829
biotin
>>5867825
no, stop cutting
>>5867826
imma cut ties with everyone except my immediate family. I might ask them to tell others I committed suicide. that's what male me would have done.
>>5867829
damn I wish i never cut it like a moron
>>5867840
I've heard lots of anecdotes and stuff about biotin, but does anyone actually have a published paper that directly ties it to rate of hair growth?
>>5867834
Talking to a nice friend, listening to music, and kinda looking over some homework before I call it a night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQuK7aKMBEc
>>5867840
>I might ask them to tell others I committed suicide
I don't know about that one, suicide can be a really touchy and emotional issue for some people. Apparently a guy covering for me in a Skype group so I could stealth told everyone the old me killed himself. When I came out to someone I might hang out with, he got pretty upset that that guy used suicide as an explanation.
>tfw have to wake up my boss for a third night in a row because my login at work isn't working again
I feel fucking horrible
>>5867762
That's less likely these days desu
http://www.tsroadmap.com/reality/jobtrans.html
That might help
D E A D
same time(s) EVERY night
>>5867850
T U C S O N
U
C
S
O
N
Ayy, guess what!
>>5867850
>tfw the thread is dead but im not
>>5867855
i thought u were a lesbian
>>5867855
You kidnapped a homeless guy?
>>5867855
is he ded
>>5867855
congrats!
how was it?
>>5867830
>>5867832
>>5867838
>>5867840
Fiiiiine!!! I guess I have to accept it.
>>5867845
Wild west! I've been waiting for a reason to share this image.
>>5867857
Grace ;~;
>>5867864
Let's go ride off into the sunset while acting out every western cliche we can!
>>5867866
Sorry, I'm alright, just made a bad joke.
>>5867861
He passed out while I was giving him a hand job and we didn't finish, might fuck him later though.
I'm trying to go home but can't find my bra
>>5867869
That's good, I think
>>5867855
aw that's cute (so is he(so are you btw))
I wish it could ever happen for me
>>5867878
He was hammered as shit
>>5867878
are you in tucson?
