GOMAD (gallon of milk a day) to newfigs is a diet choice generally used by lifters when "bulking" in order to achieve "gains".
Let's appreciate our bulking warriors and support them while they are bulking so we can enjoy them when they are shredded.
If you can't handle me when bulking you don't deserve me when I am shredded.
Tinychat gaygenrehab
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>>5830412
>>5833798
>tfw afraid to go to sleep sometimes because I'll probably dream about my ex
Last night I dreamt we were in the shower... fuck my life
>tfw permabulking
>>5833823
You'll learn to live with this dread.
What ever happened to Niq?
>>5833841
He's still around, he just doesn't use a name anymore.
>>5833841
He died.
good riddance.
I love bullying before I took an oath to god saying that I would never bully anybody again but why did people bully oshie?
He and one other are the only people I never insulted on here. I never saw why people hated him.
>>5833868
>Damn he's perfect.
niq pls cut your vanity you're not pretty.
>>5833878
I don't even like nice people and generally bully because of it but he was just being nice and trying to get laid.
I think if he defended himself better and called some people names you guys would stop bullying. I understand circe deity slutboi irish and others but he did nothing wrong.
I don't like it when u bf smokes weed (doesn't happen that often, thankfully). Anyway, he knows I disapprove, but will keep on doing it. anyway, I'm thinking of not having sex with him when he's high (just going to bed, saying I'm tired or whatever). Is that a good idea?
>>5833878
He posted lewds? I want it even more now. I just saw his /fit/ thread.
>>5833879
What are you, gay?
>>5833884
I hate stoners as much as the next person but I think you're in the right. If it disgusts you something has to change. I can tell youre a passive aggressive subby though.
>>5833883
>Deity
>Actually going along with Maki's delusions of grandeur
>>5833901
He doesn't really post maki anymore so idc what his name is.
>>5833906
He does, but I'm pretty sure mods ban him on sight.
>>5833888
He looks like a mtf tranny.
Like seriously look at that face and tell me how it doesn't fill you with utter contempt?
I despise him even more than I despise circe.
He's only slightly more tolerable than Ann though.
>>5833916
You have weird trip hating choices.
Niqs too full of himself though and how can anybody hate ann?
Hes so soft spoken and non confrontational
>>5833916
If you don't think that's attractive, then you're lost.
Seriously though, anyone have this fabled lewd album?
>>5833927
Just fuck off bro. Go to mtfg and jerk off over trappy or something.
>>5833933
Someone seems jealous.
>>5833925
>You have weird trip hating choices.
I hate all trips. Some just more than others.
>how can anybody hate ann?
He's annoying, an arrogant shit and he's atrocious.
>>5833927
He's an annoying little shit and what faint beauty lies in his looks is utterly ruined by the horrible ogre he is on the inside.
>>5833894
Well to be honest I think he relishes my discomfort everytime he rolls a joint.
>>5833961
Give a list of your least favorite.
I'm gonna be waiting for this Imgur album.
>>5833972
>Ann
>niq
>that landwhale
>circe
>that gerontophile
>>5833837
Sometimes I think it'd be easier if I was dead
>>5833982
It actually is.
>>5833991
>Who's the gerontophile?
Someone who was desperately begging for a daddy.
>Anns a great guy btw. He's humble for a six foot two dude with a giant dick.
He isn't and I hope he gets raped in prison. Serves him right.
>>5833999
Are you the guy that snapped on irish a few weeks ago?
>>5833991
I've posted my fair share of lewds already.
>>5834005
Plenty of people snapped on irish in the last few weeks.
Be a bit more specific.
>>5833979
Here you go now fuck off.
http://www.imgur.com/a/qlxg4
Dear Brothers and Sisters!
Dear Enemies and Friends!
Why are we all so alone here?
All we need is a little more hope, a little more joy
All we need is a little more light, a little less weight, a little more freedom
If we were an army, and if we believed that we were an army
And we believed
That everyone was scared
Like little lost children in their grown up clothes and poses
So we ended up alone here
Floating through long wasted days
Or great tribulations
While everything felt wrong
>>5834009
The one that went completely ham on him and posted his body picture and pointed out all his flaws and made him cry.
>>5834014
No that's not me.
>>5834010
>>5834018
Post nudes here now.
>considers himself a bottom
>doesn't even shave his armpits
gross
Why is there so much division in the gay community between fems and mascs or whatever?
Like I've noticed none of you agree that the same guy is good looking ever.
Some people like hair and some people hate hair.
With straights its either would fuck or not fuck. There's no arguing about anything.
>>5834024
I dropped the trip because I wanted to get away from that. Clearly Niq had the same idea.
It's pretty annoying, without the trip, you're nobody. I guess that's the upside too.
>>5834035
it's all in good fun ^_^
>>5834037
Are you that fitizen guy?
Are you actually a regular here at some point?
I think most of the anons are or were a trip. I recognize most of the anons since im here so much.
>>5834042
I'm in /fa/ /fit/ and /lgbt/ and I only ever tripped here. I was a regular here and backed away a while ago.
>>5834046
>/fa/ /fit/
Incompatible.
>>5834051
You don't have to be a hambeast to be strong. They're totally compatible.
>>5834035
I met one super fem looking guy who could drink like a pirate and acted super masc. He was Finnish.
>>5834059
Skele is the only way to be fashionable.
Then again, /fa/ is full of dumb shitposting chinks and normies 2-5 years behind on trends.
>come home from a good night out
>read thread
You niggas are so spiteful
>>5834076
They're right about some things though.
>>5834083
Oh I am trash
So far i agree with
>He's an annoying little shit
>horrible ogre
>looks like a mtf tranny.
>despise him even more than I despise circe.
>you're not pretty.
>Damn he's perfect.
>>5834091
Bingo.
>>5834091
Well you are pretty narcissistic and kind of have an ego.
does anyone else feel really uncomfortable using the urinal in public restrooms? i'm always thinking 'these guys would probably not be pulling their dicks out next to me if they knew I'm a cock-hungry slut'
>>5834104
I always use the cubicle, but I almost never use public restrooms.
>>5834104
Only because I have a small dick
>>5834113
Iktf
>>5834067
You only need to be skele to pull off SLP and some Owens stuff and that's not even top tier /fa/. Hell, /fa/ doesn't even know how to dress well. Anyone who wears Tricky Ricky is a moron. Someone with a nice build will usually look better in clothes than a skele.
>things I'll never have
>>5834115
It's a terrible feel friend
>>5834120
>That picture
Are you trying to say Chad Thundercock dressed like an ASOS model is top tier?
>tfw leaving for military next week so im going to lose gains
>want to get my health back into shape and bulk again the best I can properly in the military.
>got job as flight attendant
And here I thought I'm not like other gays.
>>5834141
Good job.
How much does it pay?
>>5834145
Around 3000€ a month at first
>>5834161
That's a ton of money and you get to travel the world.
How'd you land that job?
>>5834136
I'm saying that trying to dress like a "high fashion" model isn't the only goal. There are other looks out there. It's really about playing with the cards you have.
>>5834128
>things i could have but am too picky
settling is hard
>>5834164
I was traveling for a year and wanted to do something like that. Before that worked a while at airport security check but wanted something more. Also maybe a bit of the fact I heard some urban legends about the gay "mile high club".
>>5834191
You made me remember about an Almodovar movie called I'm so excited.
>tfw no Christian bf to fug each other nightly.
What's your favorite bible verse gaymen.
>>5834218
>And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.
Revelation 14:13
>>5834229
That's a good one.
I can't wait to die and be with Jesus.
>tfw gaygen has been invaded by chads
GET OUTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5834218
>24 Now Thomas (also known as Didymus[a]), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. 25 So the other disciples told him, “We have seen the Lord!”
>But he said to them, “Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”
>>5834237
All the good looking gaygeners bully the ugly ones like myself.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
GAYGEN SHOULD BE FOR UGLY MEN ONLY! THE GOOD LOOKING ONES LITERALLY BULLY US BECAUSE WE'RE OVERWEIGHT OR OUR PENISES ARE SMALL AND OTHER THINGS!
THEY NEED TO STOP BULLYING!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
>>5834256
Who bullied you, Anon?
>>5834269
Nobody im false flagging. Ugly people do get bullied by the top annoying tripfags though.
>>5834237
You couldn't even make me.
>>5834272
>not trolling them incessantly and doxxing them
step it up, you're late to the party
The feels
>>5834237
Come on, you know you just want chad cock
I confessed. Got rejected, he's straight despite cuddling me and giving hints all the time. Now time to get really drunk and find someone on Grindr.
>>5834401
>straight despite cuddling me and giving hints all the time
I know this feel too well.
>tfw no Australian /polgbt/ bf
>>5834418
post benis.
Who is the most normie poster ITT
Lost 5 lbs last week yaay
5 more to go to reach my goal of having a 17 bmi
>trying to make GayGen exactly just like MascGen
You're all stupid as fuck.
Hi friends.
I got asked to make an animated happy birthday card for someone, it feels nice.
Wut's up with the rest of you pleasant and amicable gays today?
>>5834850
17 is just barely starting to get unhealthy, huh?
Is that why you picked it.
What're you doing to lose weight?
>>5834843
All the Canadians.
I have to talk to somebody about this. It's way too fucking wierd to talk about it to someone else.
>Be me 16
>Me and my best friend of 8 years have huge fight.
>He started to hit on me/kiss me and make sexual advances. Sober and even worse when he's drunk.
>At this time we are both "straight".
>So one day I decide to confront him and tell him
>"yo what's up? Are you gay or atleast bi? It's ok dude it's just that I'm starting to get feelings for you.
And I just wanted to talk about it."
>all his family are huge conservatives and he proceeds to tell them I'm a faggot that wants to suck his dick. And that any time he has done anything "gay" has been joking.
>don't talk for 5 years
>make a missed connections on Craigslist.
>some guy that's not the one I had in mind responded. He describes himself exactly as my exbest friends dad. In the email he even has the same name.
Wut do?
>>5834920
someone ban this underage faggot
>>5833798
>tfw too broke to get enough milk for gomad
>>5834944
>16yo+5 years later...
Can you not into maths anon? He's 21.
I want to see that dad in those settler commercials get on top of that twink son of his.
is that too degenerate?
>>5834920
idk but only meet people in craigslist in public in broad daylight
>>5834920
dont fuck him
fuck .... me instead :3
>>5834951
The government controls the price of milk because of WIC checks and welfare programs are designed to keep groceries such as milk prices low. So it's obvious you're lying.
>>5834985
busted
Someone I've been seeing said they used my tumblr to get off last night and i thought it was real hot.
But then they described one of the vids as their favorite and said they imagined themselves in the top's place, and the top was my mister.
And it made me kind of mad and want to push him away for saying it. I responded flirtatiously but i really just felt awful inside.
Was it slutty of me to make out with two of my friend's friends on the same night? Likeeeeee am I being a proper gay?
I've never done anything like this before
>>5835065
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5835064
You have a tumblr?
>This is relevant to my interests.....
>>5835064
Circe you are so fucking weird, you know that?
You know those hentai/comics about some particular sort of fetish and how the characters in that are all super horny?
You are basically like on those one-dimensional characters. You have the personlity of a fucktoy.
>>5835083
believe me, you dont want to end up like her
>>5835065
Being slutty is just being slutty.
Has nothing to do with being gay.
If you like sleeping around and stuff, just do it. Don't let people make you feel shameful for it, 'cuz that libido and desire won't die down just because you feel bad about it, it'll just feel a lot worse for something you can't really control.
>>5835088
You can search for skinskewer.
>>5835089
I have plenty more to me than my sexdrive, krystalanon
>>5835097
>You can search for skinskewer.
HOOOLY CRAP! O_O
WOw.....
Went out of town for the weekend and the coolest thing I bought was a foam plague Doctor mask.
Friends proceeded to make AIDS jokes.
>>5835164
>that shirt
>that mask
>zelda shit hanging off your neck
>taking selfies
>having friends
I can't describe you how bad I want to punch you right now desu
Still waiting for the Niq album.
>>5835164
post benis so i can decide if i should bully you or not.
>tfw immediate danger of being outed
what does bleach taste like
>>5835181
To whom? Be the change you want to be in the world anon, nobody should be afraid of coming out
>>5835164
yall are weird as hell
>>5835164
>that necklace
cringe
now I know how everyone else feels when they see my tattoo
>>5835254
You got a tramp stamp or what?
>>5835256
As a born again christian, I prefer the term *Holy Stamp
>>5835164
>carly rae jepsen
soooooo gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
>>5835266
its funny because your entire forearm is covered with a Crux Satanis as large as it is edgy
>>5835097
aren't you worried about your face and shit being up on the internet for anyone to see like this?
posting my face on this site where it 404s in an hour makes me nervous let alone posting porn on tumblr
I'm thinking of going teetotal. Alcohol is occasionally nice with food, but I don't care for it much and i could certainly save a bit by not drinking. My bf likes to drink though. Would this be a dealbreaker for him? He already thinks I'm a grump for never having taken recreational drugs.
>>5835283
everyone knows its the alchemical symbol for sulfur.
>>5835306
I'm also a cammer, and plus my career as an indie dev assets artist would probably be absolutely unaffected. My coworkers know i'm slutty, they don't care. Most people I've contracted or been hired by probably wouldn't give a shit, either.
I've even been hired/contracted three times now by people who knew I made porn.
>>5835313
Swearing off of something really only ever makes it seem unnecessarily vice-like, imo
>>5835326
Yah. But like, it doesn't really add anything to my enjoyment.
>>5835335
Well, what do you drink for?
Taste, or culinary experience?
Or for stress relief around friends, or to bond with close ones?
>>5835313
Your bf is a turbo-pleb
>>5835179
I have posted my dick on gay gen before but nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3B7rFTThE
1 4 D A Y S
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H Y P E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3B7rFTThE
>>5835173
Don't worry, i went to a bar later that night for a bachelor party and danced, whilst wearing my majoras mask shirt and hydra watch.
Funny thing is all the normies said " I love your necklace" or "your hat is super awesome!" And since they were all straight guys, it wasn't mean girls esque bitchiness
>>5835379
disgusting tbqh lad need some real roadman music innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vanSpE1nZjk
This guy looks just like the dude i invited into my room the other day
The one who thought I was a cis chick
>>5835389
nah fuck dat wasteman shit bruv listen to this mad hype tings proper banging innit lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAMpb-9KKCI
shimakaze is patrician taste all memes aside tho
BOIPUCCI
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>>5835407
h-hello
>tfw new top
OMG IT FEELS SO GOOD TO HAVE CLOTHES THAT DIDNT COME FROM THE CHARITY SHOP/EBAy AAAAAA
>>5835447
>tfw new top
>actually a post about clothes
I was super excited for you for about two seconds.
>>5835453
who needs cock when you have sxc new clothes
>>5835344
Certainly not one of the social functions (friends, stress relief or bonding).
>>5835457
post pics
>>5835447
>scrolling
>see this post
>think it's about clothes for a second, be mad at self when I realize it's probably about gay tops
>it's actually about clothes
Incredible.
>>5833798
It works for me but I'm 6'8" and already drank a ton of milk anyway just because I like milk.
I don't recommend jumping on the GOMAD wagon from nothing. It was a stress even to my system. I had chalky white stool and bad flatulence for a few days - caused by excess undigested fats and lactose - but these aren't problems for me anymore, especially if I space it out rather than trying to drink a whole gallon in one sitting.
>>5835508
>6'8
Mad jelly. 6'3" manlet.
>>5835508
>chalky white stool
I don't think that's from drinking milk, anon
>>5835508
>rather than trying to drink a whole gallon in one sitting
>whole gallon
>one sitting
psychic get out
>>5835508
>6'8"
Are you a reptilian?
>>5835508
>tfw you are 6 inches taller than me
I-I am not a m-manlet
>>5835508
>6'8
wtf
>>5835508
>more than a foot taller than i am
>>5835508
Ever thing about getting the manlet shoes that boost you 3-4 inches? Just so you can tower over people?
I know I would. lol
>>5835508
you're only 8 inches taller than me. so you're more than my dick size taller than me. which is a lot by itself.
get it, cuz its so big hahah ayy
>>5833798
It's so hard to find emo/skater/scene thinks
>Sad meme frog
>>5835607
>emo/skater/scene
>>5835607
>current year
>not a bygone year
>>5835629
not that your opinion is wrong, just outdated. i was into skater dudes back in like 2006 but jeepers shit changes. its all about dem hipsters now, where you been? anyway post qt skaters i may still be swayed
nigger, neckbeard, and straight culture killed off twinks
>>5835649
I do like them twinks.
>tfw molded by straight culture
>tfw even lost virginity to a girl
>tfw took said girl to prom
>tfw stayed with her for two years
Yeah senpai. 2 years squandered.
>>5835649
Good
>>5835645
I wasn't out at the time :(
>>5835655
>tfw twink
>tfw doctor has forbidden me from lifting for a few weeks
>tfw will never get big
>>5835664
>wanting to get big
extreme disgust
>>5835664
please come lift with me
I'll take care of you until you heal.
>>5835667
>implying twunk isn't the supreme body type
shit taste tbhfam
>>5835649
all twinks must be R E M O V E D
>>5835667
ugh stop oppressing me
i identify as a BigGuy, okay??? Now get off my case u fckn BIGOT.
yh thats rite, sit down and check your priviledge
>>5835671
It would be nice, but im too busy. No time for erp or for cuddling, I have to finish my particle accelerator by Monday. #busybee
>>5835664
>>5835667
pic related is goal body and then I will see from there, what do you think?
>>5835676
>tfw I was oblivious/not gay during my twink years
>>5835685
pls post pics
>>5835685
pls play ss13 with me then
>>5835693
I quit videogames last month so I can work better. Sorry!
>>5835689
I think that is pretty spooky, but you do you.
>>5835691
>tfw lost muscle
>>5835700
That's some crazy toilet, europe?
>>5834920
Meet the potential dad and score some pics (sex is optional but not recommended).
And if it is the dad then meet up with your ex best friend and tell him that his dad is a faggot, preferably when said dad is there.
You'll either ruin his family or he'll get upset for calling his dad a faggot and then you call him out on being a hypocrite and rape his boipussy as revenge.
>>5835713
yep
>>5835700
oh god you are
P E R F E C T
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>>5835700
>I think that is pretty spooky, but you do you.
It's not spooky. That guy has some muscles and is not just skinny.
And it's not that hard to achieve time wise. You dont need to lift for too long.
You look ... idk, the hair isnt doing you any favours
can you shave and come back for another pic?
>>5835720
>i like skinny androgynous guys best t b h
>androgynous
real andro or meme andro?
anyway not many can pull that off, not even most twinks are andro
>>5835700
OH MY FUCK FEELGOOD EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>5835734
I knew his hair looked similar. I dont even know who feelgood is, but I remember his hair and face from one of the compilation pics
>>5835730
>the hair isnt doing you any favours
NOOOO why do you pedos always want hairless baby looking boys?? this amount of hair is p e r f e c t
>>5835751
>I don't want to be a twink
iktfb
Twink mode 5ever.
>>5835758
>why do you pedos always want hairless baby looking boys?
>wants geriatric gorillas instead
Youth = beauty.
old = pig disgusting
>>5835758
I think going hairless looks better in almost all cases. It certainly way the case with me.
I don't have much muscles and all that hair from my belly to my chest makes me look ugly.
>>5835751
>Oh, I don't want to be a twink, i am just in unfortunate circumstances rn that make it unavoidable.
your body doesn't look twinky (maybe shaven it does?) you just look like a reguilar young man
>>5835769
>Youth = beauty.
>old = pig disgusting
;_;
man shouldn't worry about their age, unless they get weak in their 40-50s
>>5835730
idk i guess i mean just generally less secondary sexual characteristics than most guys not necessarily fully gender fluid or w/e
Anything under 30% BF = twink
Get out of my way you weak shitters
>>5835773
>man shouldn't worry about their age
>>5835784
mascgen pls go
>>5835769
Smash the control images — Smash the control machine — Burn the books — Kill the priests — Kill! Kill! Kill!
>>5835786
you're only seeding future hatred for yourself you immature dweeb. hopefully you die young so your greatest fears, body hair and not being a prepubescent boy anymore, are never realized.
>>5835780
If you told me that I was "gender fluid" as a teenager where I often got mistaken for a girl in restaurants and other places because of my long hair, I would have punched you in your face
>>5835784
>tfw I consider my bodyfat to high to be fuckable
>>5835786
it's true though, stop worshipping boyhood
you are gay for fucks sake
so, /gg/...
...Does it get better?
>>5835802
Yes!
>see cute guy on Grindr
> then see him on fb as friends with my exs boyfriend
>wondering if they fucked
Maybe he could set me up
>>5835802
I arrived at the worst point in my life.
>>5835797
>hopefully you die young so your greatest fears, body hair and not being a prepubescent boy anymore, are never realized.
too late for that already.
>>5835800
>it's true though
No it's not. It's the same type of excuse obese people use to defend their disgusting behavior.
>you are gay for fucks sake
I might be gay but I'm not a gerontophile.
>>5835802
maybe for suburban affluent whites who only have to worry about getting snide comments at family reunions and if they're being catfished on grindr
>>5835802
No.
It'll only get worse.
>>5835802
It really depends.
You general get desensitized to rejection.
And you usually get introduced to accepting people by connecting to the lgbt community, and you can do from there to find positive, supportive people.
And older you get, hopefully the more secure in yourself you get.
But it all really depends.
>>5835815
>I might be gay but I'm not a gerontophile.
no, you are the geront that is a hebephile.
>>5835822
I'm only 20.
But yes that is the horrible future of my life.
>>5835831
>everyone gets old.
LIES.
>>5835832
>I'm only 20.
So? To a ten year old, you are an old man.
To a fifteen year old you are dwelling into old age.
Everything is perspective. Either grow up or perish.
>>5835802
only after hitting rock bottom
>>5835815
>No it's not. It's the same type of excuse obese people use to defend their disgusting behavior.
>wanting to make me phobic about something I can do nothing about
Some people still look quite good in their 50s, but that is like the last possible moments they look middle-aged, it's only downhill from there
>I might be gay but I'm not a gerontophile.
I am 22, should I just kill myself for never being able to be a twink again?
(except a robo-twink)
>>5835800
uhm just like bc i believe gender is a social construct..?
>>5835841
rock bottom is the solid foundation on which you rebuild your life
>>5835845
If your life don't have any other merit than you being able to be a twink, then yes, kill yourself.
>>5835845
>it's only downhill from there
true words.
>should I just kill myself
>passing up a moment to kill yourself
why not?
>>5835855
it's true
>>5835847
>uhm just like bc i believe gender is a social construct..?
no but you implied that one is "genderfluid" just because of their looks
>>5835856
I am not even a twink anymore and I never was a gay one.
>>5835857
you wanna kill yourself as well then?
can I at least get laid before we off each other?
>>5835379
Hype for what?
>>5835866
>you wanna kill yourself as well then?
>can I at least get laid before we off each other?
Well sure, I got a checklist to complete which includes getting laid too.
Do your thing, let's meet up and kill each other in a duel.
>>5835885
deal
>mfw just getting laid and then running off
>>5835866
well obviously there are other factors to gender fluidity apart from physical appearance
dont really understand what you are trying to say t b h
>>5835898
That's probably for the better.
Once you've gotten laid you won't be able to kill me anymore.
You are still a virgin, right?
>>5835901
you have a piss poor, tumblr informed idea of gender and gender fuidity
>>5835802
Apparently not.
Apparently I look like an old as shit.
>>5835908
why
>>5835903
>mfw
y-yes
>>5835901
>dont really understand what you are trying to say t b h
that people who say I was genderfluid for having been mistaken for a girl (at least until the see my face) are stupid
I still remember that one smug waitress, it was like she was teasing me for it
>>5835933
>yes
That means you won't be able to kill me anymore after you got your first.
Because that means you're no longer pure.
>>5835933
wtf are u talking about
>>5835941
There's power in the filth, too.
>>5835947
True, but only one who is pure of heart can kill me.
Which requires intact virginity.
>>5835955
by some definitions, all of us fags are virgins
>>5835959
Well yeah it's a matter of definitions.
One might even make a case about having his Virginia intact.
I work with the principle that sex = not pure.
So if you disagree and want to kill me, consult a lawyer first.
>>5835959
even after you've been dick in butt?
>>5835971
circe pls.
Think of the children.
>>5835945
smug my dick :DD
>>5835941
It was never my goal to kill you.
>>5836004
unless you were a cesarean, you had your dick inside of a vagina at least once
>>5835995
>It was never my goal to kill you.
That's a first.
You sure?
>>5836007
I'm positive.
>>5836029
well i guess you're a virgin and i'm not, then
>>5835955
I'll kill you
>>5836029
>jokes on you i WAS a cesarean, because i was a fat fuck of a 10 lb 14 oz baby
are you fat now
>>5836091
i was until i was about 20 when i realized gays are all shallow assholes and i would have to lose weight if i ever wanted to get laid
>>5836029
Not 11lb 4 oz.
>lightweight baby
>>5836099
At you still at least kind of chubby?
Do you have a nice beard?
Are you a good cuddler
>>5836108
damn daniel!
back at it again with the thirsty ass chubby chasing
>>5836108
not really, id like to be like 10-15 lbs skinnier but w/e
no
yes but i only big spoon
>>5836155
Well, that doesn't sound too bad, as long as you're not thin.
Do you not have a beard because you don't want one or do you shave?
Are you hairy on other parts of your body?
>>5836170
i shave because my beard gets itchy idk
i have like medium body hair on my chest and tummy
Who /Chicago/ here?
>>5836190
[spoiler]Do you live in NC and do you like fems[/spoiler]
