I'm a gay prostitute and my life's a fucking mess. AMA because I'm bored.
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>>5824281
do you like seahorses?
>AMA because I want attention
fixd for accuracy
>>5824281
how much do u make? who are your clients and how do you find them? how did you get started? do you have an exit strategy?
how do gay prostitutes exist when gay men are such promiscuous degenerates?
>>5824285
I don't really have any thought on them.
>>5824289
Fair enough, I'm a narcissistic bastard.
>>5824297
Depends on the service. I have a high level of hygiene, and my clients must be clean. It's $20 for a handjob ($15 for returning clients). $40 for a blowjob ($30 for returning). $80 for an assfuck.
I find my clients through the local strip club, which don't do sex service, so they give them my contact.
I work independent, and my mate owns the club, so he knows that when I'm out, I'm out.
>>5824301
Even gay men can be beta cucks. Occasionally I get the biscum experimenter.
>>5824281
Why are you such a disgusting degenerate and why haven't you killed yourself yet for being so worthless?
>>5824281
Have you ever had a virgin gay man come to you?
like... to try out the sex? Not as a regular client (well, maybe), just to.. well, either have a first time, or be sure that he liked cock.
>>5825111
>giving your first time to a fucking prostitute
Honestly, someone who does that is probably even worse than the prostitute himself.
>>5824281
What's your favourite flavour of crisp?
>>5825145
>crisp
Fucking Britcuck go drink your motherfucking tea or something
>>5825170
I will you dick because tea is amazing. You stay there and remain poor and destitute you unrefined swine.
Tell me about the ugliest penis you've met.
>>5825175
British people are dirty shits compared to glorious elegant France
>>5825182
under what rock did you find your lunch today?
>>5825182
>France
You mean the toilet of Europe. I piss on your country and fuck your mother while you and your "dominating" bf Germany look on.
>>5825186
Your dirty pig language uses french words because the french refused to let people speak such a disgusting language
>>5825189
You're speaking this dirty pig language because your country failed to be successful at anything so you resigned yourself to being a good little irrelevant and failed state. Now go paint something derivative of the work of someone infinitely more talented than yourself and therefore likely British.
>>5825193
French was the lingua Franca until WW1, and it was america not britshit that caused english to be important
>>5825199
>until WWI
>what was the treaty of Paris
You don't even know history you frog loving baguette shit.
Will I find my soul mate?
>>5825204
>peace of Westphalia means everyone spoke german in 1648
>>5825170
I'm American and I like tea. I'm kind of new to flavors other than green or black. I have a box of Dirty Chai. It's good.
>>5825210
Strawman, the thirty years war wasn't arguably the first global war and didn't secure one nation as the worlds dominant power, paving the way for intense expansion for that nation.
The seven years war did though. And guess what else, it wasn't France that won it. Now how about you suck my large British balls.
>>5825220
When you make a regular breakfast tea, infuse it with a little cinnamon and honey.
>>5825223
My Dirty Chai tea already has cinnamon in it, but I do like to add honey and sometimes coconut milk.
>>5825227
>mfw some 2nd generation immigrany chick tried to say I was appropriating her culture by saying I enjoyed Chai tea
>everyone in the room just looked at her and instantly shunned her and her opinions
It's good to know that Tumblr isn't relevant in the real world. Dirty Chai sounds pretty gross though, who wants coffee in their tea?
>>5825222
And then the Brits lost against some ragtag farmers. And France regained her spot as pre-eminent power during the revolution
>>5825242
And then lost it a generation later
>>5825251
Because of Anglo-jews
>>5825253
And because you're worthless and ineffectual.
>>5824281
Have you noticed an increase in the number of escorts using apps like grindr etc to advertise their service?
Have you noticed out of this increase, the abundance of low quality, unattractive men that typically try to do this? If so are you one of them?
Do you live in a large metropolitan area (London, NYC, another big city)?
Did you arrive at prostitution after exhausting the other avenues of life and found that this was the quickest way to make some money after said avenues were not as fruitful as hoped?
Do you genuinely feel like this is, decisive, confident effort to take control of your own life, akin to an apprenticeship or training, or do you feel as if you've ended up here from losing control? That the job is working you rather than the other way around?
>>5825234
>who wants coffee in their tea?
...me
>>5825348
You're worse than that French person, suck my large British testicles.
>>5825381
Are you retarded?
"Large British testicles"?
It's "Big British Balls", you autistic, queen queefing, tea quaffing fuck.
>>5825393
I already said Big British Balls earlier to the Faggot French Fuck earlier you Autistic Anal American.
>>5825696
Churchill was a scumbag.
>Makes a sport of burying children up to their
necks and then kicking their heads off.
>Expects the world to think he isn't just as bad as Hitler.
Lol.
>>5825381
O...okay.
>>5824281
what do you look like?
