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>>5757084
Hairy Edition.
tinychat com/mascgen
>>5777307
I wish my hairinesa hadn't stopped at my ass.
>forever a satyr
>>5777259
that's me
>>5777273
ehh nah, I would post my pic if this wasn't 4chan :^)
do you have a pic of someone average looking who is like 20-25?
>>5777307
>Hairy edition
Here's a question: when does a beard get too long?
>>5777321
when you get mistaken for a terrorist
>>5777321
It depends on how well kept it is. If you look like a hobbo it's probably too long.
>>5777321
Usually if it's not styled to be long around 1 inch. Depends on the facial structure too. If it's wild and long that's just disgustingly lazy
>>5777343
Like this guys is long, but it's styled to be long. it's not just wild and hoboish
So, can I stay here without being buff? I'm quite on the hairy side, but quite skinny.
This place seems a lot saner than gaygen.
>>5777318
I'm literally googling "white guy" and getting images from there. Why would I save average looking guys to my phone
If you want an answer to the question
>am I qt, mascgen?
You're gonna have to post a pic. Simple as that. Also people care far less about what some random anon looks like than you do
>>5777321
Don't let it get to Bilzerian lengths, I think. His beard is pretty ugly and unkempt.
He's generally pretty ugly, and the beard helps, but he should definitely shorten it. Groomed beards have the nicest texture and feel the best.
>>5777353
Anon, do you get the point of an anonymous image board
I'm willing to bet at least half the guys on these threads don't even work out, but unlike gaygen, these threads are not about the person, but about the interest
But if you're hot you have to post pics
>>5777353
>This place seems a lot saner than gaygen
Well we are smarter for sure since tripfags, namefags, feminine yas qween fag, and shitposting troll fags from gaygen and beyond are ignored here.
>>5777376
>But if you're hot you have to post pics
That's such a queeny response, but w/e.
>>5777388
It's a joke, nerd. Lighten up
>>5777404
I figured as much, but just to be on the safe side we should be slightly serious at times in here or else we delve into chaos like GayGen.
>>5777363
This should really be included in the OP or something like that, because I feel like there are going to be people asking if they are 'physically masc enough to post here' even when we're never really see what most of us actually look like.
>>5777428
Okay next thread we'll include it. Good advice man.
>>5777424
Just discourage trips from posting and we'll be fine
So after browsing this thread for the past couple of days or so I have come to the conclusion that you are all completely autistic.
You're so shortsided and the best part about humanity is love of differences.
You're all putting yourself in this masc shell of autism.
Btw if you don't like to beat people up you're not masc.
>>5777460
Cool that's great. Great post, dude. Nice, man!
>>5777445
The only trip who has been resistant in this notion is SilentProtagonist. He's an okay guy, but if we let one trip get good treatment they'll all come flooding in.
>>5777460
That's my fetish tbqhfagalamasenpai. I get Irish when I'm drunk, too.
>>5777466
This
If you don't like violence you not even a man tbqh...
In my opinion mascgen needs to support excessive violence to solve its real life problems and should used whenever necessary. Ill even write a guide on how to avoid getting caught by the popo
>>5777487
Haha wow what a great post so happy you're doing so well these days
I'm trying to plan a camping trip for my bf and I. Maybe up the California coast or up in the sierras. Not sure where's best. Kinda want something private and away.
Once, a friend told me of a multi-day hiking trail near Sequoia National Park. Ahhhh, just two gay ass Cubs in the woods
What's your experience (if you have any) with dating sites/apps?
I got into them recently, because why not, and so far it has been pretty terrible. It especially sucks that most of them seem to have limited user blocks, so now I keep getting messages every day from guys I've made clear I don't want anything to do with them, ever.
>>5777510
I go into dating apps with the same expectations that I do with the rest of the internet: most of it is going to be bullshit, but every once in a while you'll find something really cool. It's really all about patience.
It also depends on what app you're specifically using. Some have more prevalent expectations for hooking up than others
>>5777376
>>5777377
>>5777363
Thanks for the non-memeish responses. I have pondered quite some time over where in this whole gay thing I want to fit.
I came to the conclusion regular dude is pretty swell all things considered.
I still wonder. Where on the radar would any of you put lean but hairy guys? And by lean I mean somewhat skinny, but not unhealthily so.
>>5777556
To me, physical appearance doesn't have much to do with it as personality does, unless you actively try to look more feminine (which again would be related to personality as well)
Honestly, I'm skinny and I'm happy with it. My weight is on the low end but still under healthy parameters and while I find muscular guys and bears to be attractive, I don't feel the need to be one myself.
But while I'm not a masc gymbro, my overall personality and mannerisms are the ones of a regular guy.
So I'm just a regular guy who happens to like other guys.
>>5777595
Neato, I'll be staying here then.
>>5777460
(You)
>>5777556
I'm pretty lean/toned. Because of my size difference fetish I've never been too concerned with getting HUEG and STRONK at the gym; being a super bitch sub, I'm more interested in dating guys who are huger and stronger than me. At the same time though, I still have a sense of dignity and autonomy and like making decisions for myself.
This creates an interesting paradox for myself. On the one hand, it'd be easier to emphasize size differences with a guy if I was smaller and weaker. But on the other hand, I gotta have a little bit of self respect for my body image and I should bring something to the table in terms of physical attractiveness if I expect to have a chance at attracting the attention of big buff gym dudes. It's pretty weird conflicting feelings but it's basically resulted in me working out, but not getting insecure about my gains.
>>5777818
Sounds relatively healthy anon, but in the end you have to do what makes you feel better. There isn't really a look to cater to because masc guys differ in their tastes. Some like emasculated womanly gayboys and some like chunky swole dudes... And of course some like those in between, like yourself--fit and in good shape, but at neither end of the extremes.
>>5777818
>size difference fetish
Top tier fetish
completely lost my appetite after being ill. When I do eat I feel gross.
Lifting on an empty stomach causes me to get dizzy and feel sick.
Stuck in a cycle of feeling sick.
Help me mascgen
>>5778281
What kind of illness? You're probably better off not lifting until you're healthy enough for your body to repair itself.
>>5778281
>after being ill
What did you have?
>>5778284
I had food poisoning, which fucked my gut for a while.
I don't wanna stop. I stopped over Christmas because I left my club and I could only reach my 85% max. I'm only just back at 100%. But I have to take a lot of rest between lifts which sucks.
I force the protein down after sessions and just deal with the bloat and sick feeling for the sake of repair.
>>5778293
Ah well shit. I know it sucks to lose gains, but I don't think continuing to lift while you're not fully recovered is the best idea. You're better off just taking a break to fully heal, then get back into it. Your body can't even maintain basic health right now, let alone cater to all the demands your lifting is putting on it at the moment. See what I'm saying? It sucks ass but this seems like the best thing to do right now. Stay hydrated and load your body with micronutrients for a speedy recovery.
>>5778334
Yeah. I guess. It's just a social thing for me since I compete so I train as a team with others. I think I'm nearly over it now anyways so fingers crossed.
Advice much appreciated though.
>>5778354
Hmm well maybe you go to the gym but just take it easier than what you'd normally be doing? Just gotta see how you feel and how you body is responding. Hope you're back to normal soon.
>>5778237
yeah but I take it a bit further and delve into macrophilia
>tfw you will never be cared for in the hands of a giant linebacker
WHY DO I FEEL THIS
>>5778237
It's really just the best.
>>5777307
>>5778237
>>5778384
>>5778384
>macrophilia
Yeah, it's not that extreme for me.
But this fetish is why I wouldn't mind being short. I'm not that tall, but finding guys taller than me (that are also big) is difficult as fuck.
Although I do enjoy being the taller one for a noticeably shorter guy too. But short guys are usually bigger than me in muscles/fat, which is a problem, lol.
>>5778404
dude don't start
>>5778488
macrophilia I don't think is that bad except when you start getting people who are really into vore and crushing. I hate feet and a lot of macro-content goes hand in hand with foot fetishes.
And furries. All the best macro artists are furries and I have no fuckin idea why
>>5778519
>All the best macro artists are furries and I have no fuckin idea why
Probably because they start drawing guys, then bigger guys, then hairy huge guys, then hairy huge guys with dog ears, etc, etc.
Once you start 'breaking the rules' you might keep going and going until you become a full time furry.
Also furries tend to have lots of fetishes besides furrying so yeah
Just my theory.
>>5778578
>then bigger guys
Oh yeah and inflation. Literally will never understand that one
So guys what if I have a skinny twink frame but I'm hairy as fug? Am I "masc" even if my face is a babby twink face?
>>5777487
>>5777460
Are we turning into a second /gaygen/?
>>5778596
Well, I can at least appreciate inflation because of the getting bigger part, but yeah, it's not really my thing either.
>>5778621
masc is a state of mind.
You can always lift tho
>TFW tornado warnings are ruining my gym routine.
>TFW I fell asleep after work overnight and didnt go to the gym in the morning.
I just wanna make it...
>>5778621
Honestly, Im just here because its not infested with trips (yet) and the populace isnt taking hormones to stay "youthful looking"
>>5778621
turning me on. skinny hairy boys
>>5778674
spill a little bit of your blood on a picture of your ideal body and then burn it
the fallen angel Agayzel will grant you unholy gains
>>5778621
Thats hot actually
I've just found out some guys can move their balls. Like, handsfree, they just can make them go up and down.
I don't really know what to do with this information.
>>5779016
Get to practicing, anon. Learn the ways of the ball bounce.
>>5779016
7/10
>>5779215
You think it's fake bait? You're sadly mistaken because it's possible.
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Moving-balls-and-Cumming-pt-1-9803401
>>5778829
In the end I made it to the gym and am between sets now. I have 1 hour and change to finish and get to work, but damn it, I'm gonna try to make it!
>>5779250
soon it will get addictive and you'll be very sad on holidays because the gyms closed. Then and only then you will become /fit/ your gym will become a 2nd home to you.
>>5778621
post and I'll tell you
pic its me
>>5779831
I take all pictures without timestamps as fake, but if that's really you, you're very handsome. Cheers.
Another
And another
>>5779891
>patchy sides
Awful.
>>5778621
without a pic who knows
>>5780051
>patchy
I trim my beard a lot and have a ton of white hairs that dont show up clearly in pics. Show me your face to see if your beard is any better
>>5780094
>baby face
>white hair
I don't know what to think.
took this one on a trip to Iceland.
>>5780105
Best of both worlds I guess
>>5780105
My dad's beard is white in the lower half and ginger in the top half.
It's super weird, I hope I don't inherit it.
>>5780291
You did.
>>5780298
I'm not the weirdo posting pictures of myself.
>>5780319
Neither am I. Your head hair is inherited from your mom, but your facial hair is inherited from your dad. Orange hair is recessive gene so is grey hair and balding
>>5780334
Not him but
My dad has dark hair and beard and my mom has blond hair
I have blondish hair and blondish/red beard
>this is how I discover my dad is the mailman
>>5777502
that warmed my heart and gave me hope
ill someday have a bf to fuck with in the woods
>>5777595
god that guy is giving me really strong dad vibes
you guys are sick
When asked whether he would choose to be gay if being gay was actually just a choice, Boy George claimed that, yes, he would do so definitely. He thought being gay was a wonderful thing and it never did him bad.
Even though he is very effeminate, I liked that answer.
What about you guys? Would you?
>>5780392
id be gay again
but because I hate women and feminity
I had a shitty mom
>>5780380
You're the one thinking about dads though.
>>5780399
Im so grossed by it that I have a really hard time fapping to someone over 30 something
I have a different kind of daddy issues
>>5780380
People often date people who like their parents. Why is that surprising to you?
>>5780414
because they do it while not being aware of it
plus sexual attraction and love are different things
>>5780392
Considering I would turn straight at my current age anf that there's no turning back:
I've been gay all my life. I don't know what being a straight man is like. I don't know how good or bad I would do with women. I don't know what it feels like to be attracted to them.
Being straight is just too uncertain to me. At thid point, I prefer keep being gay.
mascgen how do you come out to a lifting buddy without making it weird?
>>5780430
Most people are. They just don't care. Unless they had shitty parents.
>>5780446
Im the kind of gay that wants to date himself
maybe thats why
>>5780445
Over a good ol' protein shake.
Nah, I think you should prepare what you want to say carefully. And also be aware that it will most likely become awkward.
But bite through, either it will make you better or worse friends. I hope you're clear coming out will change the dynamic of your relationship, as subtle as that may be.
>>5780445
you cant
tell him that you feel this way, and that you understand that hes straight but you cant hide it anymore
he will either not be your lifting buddy anymore, be your bf or you will get over it and after sometime it will stpo being awkward
>>5780414
That reminds me of that time I had a boyfriend who reminded me of someone the first time I met him, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Then one day he and my elder brother were in the same room and... fuck. They didn't look alike at all, but their personalities were freakingly similar. It was so fucked up.
>>5780452
Power to you. I date more effeminate oriented guys. My mother is a nice woman.
Why is mascgen so allergic to tripfagging? are you big manly brutes afraid that you're going to metamorphose into drama queens the instant there's a name attached to your words?
>>5780445
Coming out to straight men is always weird. It has always been and it will always be.
So just do it. The awkwardness will dissapear at some point... hopefully.
>>5780478
It's just to avoid tripfag circlejerking.
>>5780477
my mother was too
but she was bat shit crazy
she made me gay
im a top tho so it could be worse
how straight are you?
could you date a woman?
>>5780478
Posts for attention or to push gaygen memes just aren't welcome because they clog up threads without any valuable content.
It's just that they don't contribute. And they already have gaygen, so I don't see the issue.
>>5780494
tripfag circlejerking is what keeps threads active
without trips threads are usually boring and conversations don't last
i mean i don't care one way or another but it does mean that the tinychat is always empty bc nobody wants to be the first one to stop being anonymous. due to the fact that you will savagely attack him.
>>5780495
Noo, I think there's a hefty stigma attached to the word effeminate or femme.
She's a very sane and strong woman. An intellectual and a family person all together.
And when I say effeminate guy, I mean effeminate guy. Not femboy, or twink, or transgender or anything. I just don't mind somewhat effeminate mannerisms. I actually like hairy chests, and this guy I'm pursuing atm is basically a 10/10 for me.
He has big lips, nice hair, takes care of himself and has a soft speaking voice. All while being quite aesthetically masculine. Hairy as fug and quite muscular. His beard is god-tier.
And I might be able to date a woman. I've never tried, but I'm not entirely adverse to the idea.
>>5780505
Well you can see the contradiction to your statement with this thread, can't you?
No trips, and still an active thread.
>>5780505
>tripfag circlejerking is what keeps threads active
It's also what makes any sort of discussion outside the circlejerking impossible most of the times.
Quantity doesn't mean quality.
Also no ones on the TC because most of us don't care about it. There was a polland that was what most of us answered.
If you find these threads boring, you can always go to gaygen. They have tripfags and a tc.
>>5780524
Slow yet active
>>5780613
People consistently post. I would argue that constitutes as actives. It doesn't have to be perma-frontpage for it to be active.
It seems like you're trying to spite people in this thread by being a contrarian to this gen, mang.
>>5780630
I'm not that guy who was bitching before. I just said mascgen is a slow thread for sure, yet it's still quite active. I was agreeing with you.
>>5780517
im asking because there is a close friend that I want to fuck with just to have the experience
I feel like I could do it
Im still not sure what im into
the guy you described sounds cute
I need to get out more
I dont know If I could date a woman, Im sure I could love a woman but I dont think for long
>>5780683
Oh, my apologies. Bit on edge for lack of sleep. Working early hours at the moment. I thought you were being sarcastic.
But the pace is nice. You can actually be offline for quite a while and still catch up.
>>5780713
I find it humble because I have a life to live beyond 4chan so I'm not here 24/7 like the sad freaks in GayGen hitting refresh every second of their lives.
>>5780703
And that friend is male or female?
The guy is cute as fug. Incredibly gentle too. But opposite to what you might think, I'm a bottom. A few years ago when we were still teens we came close to fucking. I chickened out in the end. But I'm pursuing him again because we maintained contact and I made a decision recently.
I actually decided to go out less. My main circle of friends did something that dissapointed me quite a bit, and I'll probably see to finding new friends.
I was always frightened of how they might see a relationship between me and a guy. Ultimately that fear bit me in the butt and I got hurt by them. That sort of made me want to pursue him.
I always thought friends go above romance. But my friends really proved me wrong.
Concerning women, I think it would need to take a specific woman. I couldn't date just any female. It would definitely have to click. I can think of one exception.
Would you define yourself as bisexual though?
>>5780734
Humble it is. But 4chan did help me mentally escape some rough patches.
What do you do though, educational/employment wise?
>>5780753
female
>it would need to take a specific woman
thats how I feel about her
I want to date her and be her bf
but mostly because I feel alone, I dont think I have feelings for her
plus I ive in a small town and will be moving to a big city next week
once I meet more people Ill decide how I feel
also, I want to fuck her because I think it will be fun and different from any other girl
>My main circle of friends did something that dissapointed me quite a bit, and I'll probably see to finding new friends.
fuck, can I know what they did?
mine are awkward around the subject but accepting
>I always thought friends go above romance. But my friends really proved me wrong.
you need better friends
like my female friend (the only female friend I have desu) thats why I want to date her
we fought a couple days ago and havent talked since, I dont miss her
I want to, she made me feel so happy
>Would you define yourself as bisexual though?
not at all but I honestly dont know
I dont feel bi and I know I could fall for a woman, but I dont know how will I feel on the long run
>>5780613
This thread is far more active than the previous threads. What is going on?
Also where does /mascgen/ buy their shirts? I'm looking for some decent single colored shirts. Not that h&m shit.
>>5780791
Haha, that sounds funny. I guess I would also want to have sex with a girl just to see how it is like and if I could even do it.
Good luck with your grill. But have you had sex with a guy before?
As for the thing my friends did... it's stupid, and terribly embarrassing. I feel like a nancy for having it affect me the way it did. Without going into detail, two of my best friends who I'm out to, and a group of other guys thought it would be funny to wake me up in the middle of the night after a party, hold me down and shove their genitals in my face.
I felt disgusted. By me and them, and it made me realize more than anything else, that I just didn't fit with them. I'm not cut out to hang with them. I'm not fond of such "jokes" and also felt betrayed by those two friends of mine.
Not to mention two other very close friends (who also know I am gay) saw what they did to me and just laughed it off doing nothing.
In retrospect, I feel abused although I know it was in jest. And because of that, I don't really want to stay friends with them.
So yeah, I do need better friends. I realized they don't give a shit about the fact that I'm gay, and don't respect me for it at all. I'm putting myself first now, and won't share any future relationships with them.
On the bi part though, I do feel bi in the sense that I do sometimes wish I could just be "normal" and have the ideal family of a wife and two kids in the suburbs. Stupid idea, I'm aware, but I can't help desires.
Have you had male friends in the past? I don't pair well with women, so my circle of friends always consisted of large groups of guys.
Yawn what a boring fucking thread.
Im glad you boring masc posters left gaygen. Nobody wanted you idiota there in the first place. Were trying to have fun and you idiots just blogpost about going to the gym and nothing spectacular happens in your lives ever.
Thank god for this general. It cured my insomnia by putting me to bed.
>>5780834
I usually go long sleeve stuff from carharrt or element. Otherwise usually button ups from urban streetwear brands. I don't have a specific brand because I go shopping very rarely. And if I do, I go to outlets for discounts.
>>5780834
Asos desu. Cheap for basic stuff
>>5781042
not that anon
You should have bitten a dick or something, that would have stopped them. But you really needed to change your circle of friends, what a bunch of freaks man.
>Have you had male friends in the past? I don't pair well with women, so my circle of friends always consisted of large groups of guys.
yeah, the first guy I came out to was one I knew for almost 2 decades. He was cool with it (he didn't care but was surprised). Guess I got lucky
>>5781146
They had their balls hanging out of their underwear and tried to teabag me. I did resist, but the general notion of it all was really frightening and hurtful.
Ultimately, yes, I wish I would have reacted differently. I chickened out of a reaction and went back to sleep after a while and left first thing in the morning without saying anything.
And my best friend of 10 years already had a hunch when I told him several years ago. He's the only one I really trust and feel friendship for.
It really is hard finding people who really respect the entire homosexual thing. He's not had the easiest life and still commended me on being sort of at peace with myself and the gay.
Did your best friend did the same shit as the other guys?
>>5781203
No, he was at the party but busy with a cross country phone call that had him occupied for most of the evening.
He asked if I was alright after he heard what went down. He is still reserved when it comes to that, and I totally understand. He has a ton of own shit he has to deal with as well. He showed some concern, which meant a lot right there.
Mind that the people I'm mentioning are all in their early twenties. We're not grown ups having house parties with teabagging.
So I've recently started going to the gym again to try and lose weight, but also build muscle mass, mostly in the upper body because my thighs are thick as hell and rock solid for the most part
Anyone have any advice? I want more definition, because I've had multiple people touch me and proclaim how surprised they are at how much muscle I actually have
I don't have enough body hair to go full bara, but I do wanna look like I'd be great at cuddling and could also floor a guy in a single swing
>>5781244
That's good. I almost thought that your friend joined those other douchebags.
>>5781300
>>5781300
1) read the fit sticky if you haven't (I assume you have)
2) since you're looking too get bigger instead of stronger and get more defined. I would do either a bro split (each body part get its own workout day) or do a push pull routine.
3) so for your compound lifts aim for 5-8 and your isolation lifts aim for 8-12
>>5781432
No, he didn't. And I'm sure he would have disapproved and not partaken in it if he would have been there.
Although I don't know. But I still trust him nonetheless.
How often do you guys masturbate?
>>5781705
Nofap here. Saving my frustration for the gym.
>>5781742
Whoa, really? When was the last time?
>>5781809
Two weeks ago, about.
>>5781705
Once a day usually.
Maybe 2-3 on my days off
>>5781705
Daily, unless I have sex then of course I don't jack off those days
>>5781705
Daily. Usually after work before gym. Sometimes 2-3 times a day if I'm not doing anything or I'm just particularly horny that day
>>5781705
Never. Any advice on increasing libido, guys? Sex drive is kill.
>>5782080
Have you tried looking at porn?
Have you tried thinking about how much you want a genuine human connection with another attractive man?
Have you tried thinking how nice it would be to come home tired after work and cuddling up to your man on the couch before passing out on him and he carries you to bed?
>>5782141
Only one of those depends on sex drive, m8. The last two are golden no matter how low your sex drive is.
>>5782141
my, look at the size of those nipples
>>5782141
2/3 named are based on affection and not the libido. Although those two are without a doubt the best.
>>5782171
I have abnormally large nipples and I'm kind of self conscious about them. My friend however has nipples that are like dime sized and they look pretty weird to me.
How does mascgen feel about large nipples?
>>5782194
To me it depends on what your chest looks like.
If you're skinny with a flat chest, they looks weird.
If you're fat with man boobs, they look weird
If your chest is somewhat proportionate to them, they look pretty good. Better than diminute nipples, at least.
>>5781888
Damn. Ever since discovering masturbation, I don't think I've missed a day.
Does it not bother you at all?
>>5782212
I used to be hungry skeleton so it used to look really weird but when I started to get some definition on my chest yeah it started to bother me less
That reminds me though chest day is today :)
>>5782246
It doesn't bother me as long as I get to drive the energy out somehow, either by going to the gym or running. If you're not doing anything it will be a pain, but the whole point is to use the energy for something better than just porn and fapping sessions.
It's my Birthday, the dreaded 30's have begun.
>>5782795
I've heard stories of gay men over thirty, but I never imagined they'd be true
Really though I don't know if it's being on Scruff or what, but it feels like dudes reach their prime bara mode in their 30s before transitioning gracefully into silver foxes or daddies in their 40s
>>5782812
True.
They gay death is only real if you still try to be a twink past that age.
Most of the times it's just a transition into a more husbando mode that will eventually lead to a daddy mdoe that will eventually lead to a silver daddy mode that will eventually lead to real death
>>5782831
Yeah Peter Pan syndrome is really fucking weird. Like you can be a skinny guy and go to bars past your thirties sure but gay dudes who pretend they're still crazy partiers with so much energy to rave all night is really off-putting. Age with dignity!
Funnily enough I'm moving out soon and joked to my roommate about needing to be a real adult and he's like, "Noooo, stay in Neverland! " and I'm just thinking, "Can you never say that to me"
>>5782861
So um I don't mean to alarm you but most dudes can't suck their own dicks
>>5782795
I hope you have a happy birthday, anon
>>5782872
I use to be able to now i'm old broken and fat.
>open planet romeo
>hiii syrian guy... new here..
>close planet romeo
so how was your day /mascgen/ ? diddylifted 80kg, although I'm still not 100% sure that my form is correct.
>>5782872
>tfw I'm older than him and still can
But to be fair he's way more buff than me and I'd trade that in a heartbeat
>>5783037
>look up 80 kg in pounds
Oh thank God I'm keeping up at least. I'm literally sitting at work doing nothing but shitposting here.
>>5783047
How do you know what self dick sucker anon even looks like
>>5783090
Deduction.
>>5783090
He said he turned 30 today.
>>5782831
This image actually gives me hope for the future. I think I should start working out and grow a beard.
Just imagine growing old with a man. Sharing your adulthood together. Goddamn it must be amazing. If I ever find a relationship, I will be looking forward to my thirties.
>>5783115
Man like falling in love and growing old with a dude is like all I really want in life. I don't really care about getting to the top of my field, I only give a shit about my career insofar as I can comfortably and generously provide for a family.
Unfortunately I have this dumb as fuck fear of intimacy that compels me to hide how much of a hopeless romantic I am behind a layer of irony and sarcasm.
>>5783152
That's cute
>>5783152
>Unfortunately I have this dumb as fuck fear of intimacy that compels me to hide how much of a hopeless romantic I am behind a layer of irony and sarcasm.
woah damn, same as me.
>>5783152
Goddamn mein Neger. Same. But I've made a decision to pursue my infatuation. There is a guy I have chances with, and I hope he is the one.
But yeah, career doesn't really matter to me as long as I have a home with someone waiting for me.
>>5783152
Isn't that what we all want?
I wouldn't mind living with just enough money if I had someone to share my life with.
At the same time, if I never find that kind of relationship for some reason, they I hope I'll be at least somewhat reach.
Something has to fill that void... or make me thing it's getting filled.
And no, I'm not talking about my anus.
>>5783216
You'll find it, just let your ideas flow into one another and never doubt life or complain. The moment I stopped complaining, amazing things happened. I'm still a virgin but I love life now. Even if nothing makes sense it's an amazing ride.
>>5783208
It's not. I dated a guy for four months and he was the exact same as me: we kept things light and went on dates and had sexy times but it just stayed there. So the passion fizzled out eventually because we never actually let the other person in.
I don't think emotional stoicism is all that healthy and it's one of the weaknesses of masculinity
>>5783216
>>5783231
Yeah I'm not actively looking for a relationship right now. If it happens it happens but right now I'm enjoying my friends and making money. Just leased an apartment yesterday and I went fucking skydiving a couple of weeks ago. I had moment shortly afterwards where I reflected on how great my life is and what great friends I have. It's a rare feeling of pure contentedness but it's amazing when it happens
>>5783238
What I have discovered is that life is one part thinking, one part feeling, one part intuitive, one part sensation. Don't try to force either, just go with the flow. If you sit too much on your ass, get up and go for a run. Even if it's icy outside, it'll be fun. Be sincere, don't be ironic or sarcastic. Opportunities will come your way, learn to see them when they do. And never fear to act.
>>5783264
I should have made it clear that in public I think that's the best way to be. In private you need to be more proactive. Don't shun your impulses but don't be emotional.
>>5783281
I mean yeah most adults know it's immature to make a scene and it's prudent to keep a level head in high stress situations but I don't think that's necessarily tied to masculinity that's just being mature.
What I was talking about, and other anons relating to, is that fear of being vulnerable to people ever, even to our loved ones. It's basically impossible for me to really say things that are bothering me so I keep things light in conversation. I don't want to burden people with my problems for fear of being whiny or useless. And sometimes I think my opinions of people are so horrible that if I really, completely honestly shared what I was feeling it would basically end the friendship/relationship. I'm working on it, but more often than not I bottle sit up inside and drunkenly confess it.
>>5783326
Holy cow. Great post. Man how do you do it! Haha right on, dude
>>5783338
I know you're pretending to like my posts but you know you like it tbqh...im srs tho i want a masc bf...im masc also...
This could be me and you.
>>5783329
I don't know, I'm only speaking from anecdotes here but that was my problem and when working on that through therapy what I discovered is that misery loves company. That might seem like a slogan but to feel the weight of that is something different. Obviously if you have heavy shit you should have someone to share it with but the line is so fine between those things. I find myself gravitating towards those that can grind their teeth and let it go. I never want to be in a situation where all conversations turn into hardships again. There's no inspiration there for me. People that take even the hardest situation and turn it into a pivotal point of change are the ones I look up to now.
Mascgen what are some non-masculine things you do?
i wash with super girly soaps. god damn it is just too nice to pass up. i'll smell like cocoa lavender if i want to, i don't give a fuck.
>>5783387
I suck dick and put it in my ass.
>>5783387
Girly drinks. I do not give a FUCK if it's pink, it tastes delicious and gets me drunk.
>>5783367
Yeah I think there is a balance, I feel. Obviously if you're out to dinner with a group of friends you don't wanna be a downer with your shit. But if it's like an intimate one on one setting you should be comfortable opening up if you need to but I have trouble with even that
>>5783387
Does not letting my eyebrows connect count as a girly thing?
Unibrows ruin your face 99% of the times
>>5783440
It depends I think. You shouldn't feel comfortable opening up to the first person available.
Oh wow there's a lot of jacked guys in this thread.
>>5783457
As long as you don't thin them (unless their super bushy or something).
I love thick eyebrows and I hate when guys do that shit.
>>5783503
Nah. I just keep them separated. I don't touch anything else.
Continue? Please insert ten pushups.
>>5783387
I like to bake.
I have to carry a nailfile with me because struggling with a nail biting habit.
I fantasize about marriage.
>>5783627
*Not the ceremony, but the lifestyle. Ceremony is just a money scam.
>>5783627
>I like to bake.
Hey bb.
>I fantasize about marriage.
Like married life? Or the wedding itself?
>>5783721
>The average wedding costs 26k
That's disgusting. I'd be content with a week long camping trip.
It's hard doing everything by myself. Not that I can't. But it would be nice to wake up with somebody I want to support and is supportive of me.
>>5783387
I listen to space girls in my car on my way to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4
>>5783746
Marry me anon.
>>5783795
How bad was it? Hrt?
>>5783721
>The average wedding costs 26k
It really is a scam.
I love weddings though. Well, not the wedding itself, but the reception afterwards. 90% of my family are alcoholics, which is always fun to see.
I don't want to have a wedding for myself, though. I enjoy going as a guest.
>>5783917
They say it isn't Tom.
>>5783843
I hate weddings. You're stuck in uncomfy clothes, dealing with shit music, and having to pretend to like all sorts of people you don't know.
Doesn't help that most of the weddings I've been to didn't have and open bar.
>>5783930
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/tom-hardy-reveals-not-embarrassed-6412647
>>5783952
>didn't have and open bar.
that was definitely the problem.
Honestly I like wearing suits and stuff so that's not a problem for me.
The music is usually pretty bad though, that's true. Although the last wedding I went had lots of 70/80s stuff, which was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
>>5783843
my wedding cost $35
>>5784074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA
>>5784074
I- is that a shaven Tycho Brahe lmao
>>5784074
These lyrics are hilarious. I guess it's only male nature to want everything without realistic expectations.
How many of you are or have been in a long term relationship?
What is/was your partner like?
>>5784154
lmao, That's what I thought the first time I saw it too.
>>5784167
In one now. Married Oct. 2014. He's very kind, giving, forgiving, understanding, very funny, extremely sweet, very tall, hairy, beefy/muscular with a little chubbiness. He's my big guy.
>>5784074
>>5784131
More like these please.
>>5777318
You look like a pig.
>>5784224
This song always makes me think of two men who were in love and one of them ran off with a girl. BISCUM HURTING GAYS REEEEE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_Od0PJp6GI
>>5784167
Only with women.
>>5784252
That's a shame. Men have more to offer and less bullshit to go through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktwlN_ocL-o
>>5784250
Fuck. I shouldn't have listened to that one.
>>5784280
Why? Are you spinning into full feels mode?
>>5784296
Yeah... for like the last two months or so.
>>5784278
I'm sure. It makes sense.
I was trying to fix myself. But no sob story - I'm years past having accepted it. And content.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhASu2OjEcQ
Who has dogs here? The gay couple with a dog seems almost like a stereotype, but it'll probably end up being me.
>>5785287
I have a yellow lab
I want at least 5 dogs in the future
dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs
the gay couple with a baby and a cat is probably more stereotypical than the dog one at this point
>>5785287
Nah, cats all the way man.
>>5785294
Haven't heard the baby and cat one yet. But yeah, dogs dogs dogs. I have a mutt. And she is a violent one. Has to wear a muzzle. Nobody fucks with me. It's a nice feeling.
>>5785309
Feels gr8 when people are scared of your dog. People get so freaked out by a big dog barking it's hysterical. Literally just giant babies barking in your eyes but to others it looks like some vicious monster.
>>5785287
He's not with me though ;_;
>>5785326
>pugs
An abomination upon god. We are monsters for ever having conceived these things.
I only feel pity for pugs.
Their existence is absolutely miserable.
Any small rat sized dogs if I'm honest.
Anything smaller than a fox often just looks like some freak of nature.
>>5785323
Yeah, big dogs are great. Especially if you know you have them under control, but other people don't. And at home they're the cutest things ever.
>>5785383
Pugs aren't as bad as Chihuahuas. Whoever thought that Chihuahuas were a good idea is fucking insane.
>>5785798
At least chihuahuas don't have a stunted nose that gives them asthma and breathing problems.
Seriously, pugs are animal abuse.
Almost all small dogs are. They all have heavy problems with their health and physique. I urge anyone to not support the breeding of any of those dogs.
>>5785383
Are westies abominations?
>>5785861
>Skin allergies
>Orthopedic conditions that cause limb pain
>Digestive diseases
>White shaker dog syndrome
>Pulmonary fibrosis
A dog looking cute means nothing to me. Dog breeding is a cancerous business
>>5785873
This.
If you want a dog, adopt a mutt.
If you especially want a specific dog, for either work or sport reasons, be ready to pay a hefty sum for a reputable breeder for one of the actual working breeds.
Stay away from any creature that has been made to have health problems for the sake of looking a bit cuter/weirder.
>>5786173
Spitz dogs, except the abominations like pomeranian are to this day quite pure and disease free. But for first-time owners they can be very hard to handle.
I'd really like a lapponian herder in the future if I can provide for it.
>>5786173
Yes. Exactly. Get a mutt. From an animal shelter. They are overflooded with dogs that need homes. Several of them are purebred in the frist place. But many more mutts which people just don't even give the time of day.
Calling them abominations might be harsh because it sounds like they are somehow at fault. It's basically us that created these physically defunct living beings with cute faces.
And fuck anyone that fetishizes these dogs because they wook kwute. Honestly, reeeeeeeee.
>>5785287
Right now I have one, a mutt. I also have three cats.
I had a dalmatian for almost 14 years, but she passed away last november.
I'm against buying dogs and breeding too, but when we got her she was 30 days old and almost dead because their mom had died at birth or something like that. Couldn't say no.
Are shibus fine?
>>5786187
Purebred is basically inbred.
It's really weird that we played eugenics with an entire species and most people are completely okay with it
>>5786349
Who really cares in the end everything changes naturally or unnaturally all the time is it really that bad?
>>5786441
Genetic mutation is either unfortunate or beneficial even if induced by nature itself. That's life.
>>5786441
Genetic diversity is generally advantageous because it's more likely to result in more immunity to diseases. It's why incest is bad. Dog breeds are made by generations of incest and some have resulted in pitiful animals that can barely breathe and require a crazy amount of vaccinations and medicine from really strange diseases that dogs have never had before.
Don't get me wrong I'm fine with like GMO foods. Like the banana is only edible because we made it that way. It just strikes me as off that we've so thoroughly manipulated a species that we care for so much.
>>5786491
The fear of losing something you want to keep is a strong motivation to do what ever it takes to keep the status quo.
>>5786501
I mean yeah society has a lot of dumb shit that it keeps around because it's just the way it's always been done or it's "tradition"
Man I love pooping at work being paid to poop is like, the crowning defiance of capitalism. I'll drink my coffee in the morning and then an hour later bam toilet. My shit literally has monetary value how crazy is that
>>5786442
>>5786501
Just an example of why breeding is shit. If you let your chihuahua play with bigger dogs, they might die.
They have a fontanelle called "molera" that is kept throughout their entire lives. We CHOSE to keep it to mark the breed's purity. Just imagine that thought process.
"Look, this dog has a fucked up skull, it might die if pressured a little too hard on that area."
"Keep it, we could make so much money."
And for some reason they did.
For pugs the defect is much more obvious. For bulldogs even more.
These breeds are just piece of shit dogs that look nice but are pretty much constantly in discomfort because we imposed some shit on them.
Not finding that morally abhorent is puzzling to me.
I lurk here on /mascgen/ and I gotta say I appreciate the hair and the bara titties and the beards and the furry navels. Omg I love it all I just want a active, loving but dom masc guy.
You guys are so worthy
>>5786613
I don't know about anyone else but I'm just posting from my porn tumblrs
But yes beef is great. It'd be a dream come true to be cuddled in bed by pic related. Just like his cannon arms holding me tight against his hairy firm chest, both of us knowing I wouldn't be able to get away if I wanted to, not that I would ever want to
>>5786621
So you're not masc yourself then?
leg day today and every time I hope I don't snap my shit
>>5786642
I don't like pigeon-holing myself as all masc or all fem since I think adhering to either one limits what I can like or do. Tbqh I'm not in mascgen to assert my masculinity or expect to find a masc dom bf from anyone posting here. I'm here too escape gaygen shitposting and trip drama and passively appreciate the hot af bara dude pics
Anyways Pokemon Sun & Moon just got announced. Who /hype/?
>>5786676
Don't lock your knees and you'll be fine
Leg day is the worst. It sucks so bad, makes it impossible to walk, and it takes forever to see improvement.
>>5786676
If you had good form it's impossible to be kidnapped to snapcity. Don't raise the weight until you perfect your form.
>>5786678
I'll only be hype if those aren't for the smartphone.
>>5786678
Is there a larger number of new pokemon? I was disappointed with X/Y because of the lack of new ones. The appeal of new games is the new pokemon to find not old pokemon reused because of lazy production.
>>5786687
I've been lifting for around 1.5 yrs and basic form is still something I keep improving on.
>>5786743
We just know they're working on games called Sun and Moon.
That's it.
How do I become more comfortable around straight men mascgen? I want more straight friends
>>5786676
I recently started with deadlifts, squats and ohps.
OHP quickly advanced to my favourite lift, squats are okay but dl. damn
that one scares me a bit, I'm always worried that I'll somehow fuck up my back. Tomorrow I'll go down to 70kg overall to train better form.
>>5786678
>Anyways Pokemon Sun & Moon just got announced. Who /hype/?
Gonna be the same shit with a new gimmick so it can be considered 'new' most likely. I'll wait til more info before I get into hype.
>>5786765
For me, it's easier to relate to straight guys, because there's no sexual feeling. You're just talking to someone without having sexual tension (even slight) be a part of it. Why are you having trouble being comfortable?
So my back aches have gone haywire. I'm done with this shit.
This body, this constant pain, the low energy.
Registered for the gym today. Wish me luck, Imma need it.
>>5786765
I would advise against large groups of straight men. Find one, maybe two.
It sucks to say but the average straight guy is just not going to respect the fact that you are gay.
Going from personal experience. Take it with a grain of salt, naturally. But I'd just advise to be wary.
If you want to be more comfortable though, you must absolutely suppress every notion of viewing them as a sexual opportunity.
It might be difficult, and you will probably imagine yourself fucking them nonetheless, but don't let them know that or notice.
That's my one tip. I had some great friendships that way.
Sadly, 90% of them have not lasted.
And that was always because they pulled some weird shit or had to drop retarded comments that I never felt obligated to tolerate.
I have had two one on one relationships with straight guys though that are still going great even today.
So yeah, if you want straight men as friends, I would advise trying singular relationships.
>>5786801
>>5786805
I just haven't had a close one in a long time so I have trouble relating to them I guess? Even ones I'm not sexually attracted to I'm awkward around because I don't know how to talk them. People don't know I'm gay unless someone or myself tells them so people just think I'm an autist. A 6' /fit/ guy who stares at his shoes and mumbles during a conversation kind of kills the vibe.
