life is strange edition.
>tfw you would never had a perfectly normal cis girl teenage years and a lesbian relantionship with your best friend.
>tfw not someone special who loves you.
>tfw not chilhood best friendship what evolves to the strongest romantic relationship ever.
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have you found a qt gf yet?
>>5764275
good thread /10
>>5766131
That game sucked.
>>5766131
Top thread desu
the past is the past
no regrets
only look towards the future
>bad ending you let her live
>good ending you let her die
I agree with this
>>5766137
I do bb :*
besides, people told me to post happy stuff
>>5766131
>tfw can always spot eurofags by how they type
>>5766141
Faye, say something hot in that deep voice of yours
>>5766151
in your case only look towards your next fix
>tfw too ugly to ever be transbian
>>5766166
i dont do drugs, im high on LIFE
>>5766162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmKN6DT-VE
>>5766169
don't you mean you're a diagnosed schizophrenic
>>5766121
bretty good desu. what surgeries did you have btw?
>>5766151
That's the spirit!
>>5766174
nah that was bs, already got that checked out and rescinded
borderline personality disorder + stress = psychosis = misdiagnosis from lack of info and no previous records
so im perfectly normal >:)
>>5766180
Just to point out in this pic I did VFFS (chin, jaw) on myself and added filters to highlight light reflection.
I had type 3 forehead reconstruction.
>>5766186
You're my favorite person I never heard of before and I hope you have a good day.
:3 happy?
>>5766131
>tfw you had a super cute childhood friend but you lost contact with him when you moved away in highschool long before you started finding guys attractive (thank you for making me a bislut HRT) and there's no point trying to re-connect with him at this point because it's been like ten years and you know from Facebook that he's married and has a kid and he'd probably be sickened to learn that his close friend from childhood is now a deluded balding bisexual bearded tranny freak
Oh well, that's life.
>>5766182
how is having bpd so bad it can be mistaken for you being schizo "normal"
>tfw you look autistic
>>5766182
is this that stupid avatar from the furry who posts stuff on youtube?
>>5766192
Now I'm crying again.... About the happiest I've been all week now.
>>5766181
>Not having sex with pikachu
Why live?
>>5766194
thats actually really common actually
bpd is called "borderline" because its basically the borderline of schizophrenia but not quite schizophrenia
and ya i used to be nuts ngl but im great now desu >:)))) life couldnt b better and i couldnt be happier. life is happy and nice anon, im sure it will be for you too :3
>>5766196
ya
>>5766193
>remember havin met child hood friend a few years ago
>thought he'd be cool or something
>turned out to be a fat fuck with shitty sense in fashion and stutter all the time
he used to be so cool... I wonder if he lives around herw
>tfw whoring myself out for steam games and pizzas
what has my life become
>>5766199
Furries are the worst.
>>5766192
OH god I linked my own post I'm so sorry that's pathetic I meant to reply to someone esle. I'm so sorry. I'm a fucking idiot.
>>5766205
why not just cash?
>>5766200
wtf was it called again? I need something to jack off to
>>5766168
Same here sis
>>5766206
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0
>>5766168
Don't say that, even if you're too ugly to ever find someone that would accept you you can always be a hopeless transbian perma-virgin and try to fill the empty void in your heart by watching chinese cartoons about cute girls loving cute girls; it's what I've been doing.
>>5766131
nth for life is strange is gr8 and only posting this to leave thread to play it RN
>>5766208
people are paying for my mmo sub my video games and my food what the fuck do i need cash for
>>5766207
Mirin, seriously relax.
>>5766207
Hahaha, don't worry about it, messing up like that just makes you adorable in a clumsy way.
daily reminder that god loves you
>>5766209
kenny
>>5766218
u can buy ANYTHING with cash
how are u whoring urself out?
>>5766123
I meant to reply to you but I fucked it up. Hi.
https://youtu.be/Tzuvfy4jFwE
Describe yourself with a single song.
>>5766191
who did your forehead reconstruction? it's pretty amazing
>>5766207
schizophrenia must be common among trannies
How come 'Alice' is the tranny meme name?
I mean there are at least 3 people called Zoe/Zoey on MTFG alone, yet not a single Alice.
>>5766232
Dr. Bart van de ven
>>5766225
thanks yummy
>>5766228
=]
is this supppsed to look normal? would eating thisgive me a headache?
>>5766214
I'm not even a transbian I just want a gf ok?
I want to take the matter of whether ironic shitposting is still shit posting to the supreme court.
>>5766237
Of people I named Alice, all one of them are kind of boring bitches
>>5766237
who cares lol
alice a cute
>>5766244
I have seen entire planetary systems burned in the maker's flames.
>>5766237
there are many meme names and kiwi has one of the worst
>>5766207
It's fine a lot of people do that occasionally. just a mistake.
>>5766218
I miss playing MMOs, I wish I had time for them again. If I ever manage to finish this PhD and get out of grad school I think I'll pick the hobby up again.
>>5766245
You'll find her; keep looking!
>>5766238
i heard about him, that's where i plan to have my FFS tbhon.
does the forehead surgery leave any scars behind?
>>5766256
just in time for World of DOTA 2
>>5766259
Guys are better partners since girls have shit taste tbhon.
>>5766252
>dakota
lol
>>5766260
Bart is bad for scars but he's cheap and his foreheads are okay
>>5766265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQf-H5Yd3C4
woah
>>5766218
>people pay to watch people who play games
How can people be so dumb?
>tfw you dont know if you want a strong Anglo-Saxon Christian name or if you want a name that embraces your arabic roots
>>5766253
OK sorry again. Hope you're having a good night.
>>5766229
dis some real trap shit
>>5766272
>Bart is bad for scars
i did not want to know this, fug
i guess i am staying a masculine caveman forehead hon for life
>mfw meeting up with a cuteboy again in a week
god i love kissing boys. lesbian love is alright but boy kisses are godly
>>5766270
>not choosing a normal popular name from your birth period
>wanting to stand out as a tranny by calling yourself wololenda
>>5766289
Can't get much more common than David. Good choice.
>tfw no one to kiss you now when you don't have braces anymore
Why life
>>5766292
thanks chaserella
i appreciate your input on my life choices
>mfw i get anals
>tfw you look closer at the specifics of forehead ffs and realize it would do nothing for you
>>5766279
>being 3 years transition and not having a name yet
>>5766299
FFS doesn't do anything if you already pass 100%.
>>5766302
ive had a name for 4 years but recently ive been thinking of changing it for some reason
nothing is legal yet, so there wouldnt' be much of an issue
>>5766296
When are you due for your next train station visit Dave? I hope it's soon.
>>5766289
stfu, you went from david to dakota like the lazy two dollar hon you are
>>5766281
Melly finally lost it?
>>5766297
describe the feeling ma nigga
>>5766307
>>5766308
g-get a life loser lmao xD
>>5766237
Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>you will never be trumps daughter and have hot sex with him and ez top tier surgeries.
>>5766285
>>5766272
>>5766260
I'm doing hair transplant in 6 months anyway so my scars will be well hidden but yeah at the beginning there is a big fucking scar along your hairline.
pic related my two weeks scar most of it should fade away within 6 months.
http://strawpoll.me/6892208
HELP
How do I become pretty so I can get free video games from thirsty men?
>>5766321
>not voting erin
come the fuck on its like you want to be clocked on name
>>5766304
In this case it's more like it doesn't do anything if the thing that's bothering me isn't even caused by bone. I felt around for the specific bones and structures that they would shave down, I don't even have them.
>>5766316
haha whats wrong with you hon
like how could that one harmless post make you so butthurt
>>5766323
true beauty is on the inside anon
>>5766313
>ayn rand types like an underage boy
kek
>>5766321
Adolphina tbhon
>>5766320
I love how you try to make your nails look smaller like that, I'm going to try it now
>>5766323
>Implying you have to be pretty.
Just act like you are and thirsty men will worship you without even needing a picture.
Super duper bonus points if your voice passes, of course.
>>5766321
>Anything but Ashley
>>5766313
Leave
>>5766285
Here's mine for reference. I've been using mederma to help
Lighten the scar
>>5766334
how do you find these money slaves?
>>5766321
i miss erin
>>5766329
On the inside im a cute anime girl but on the outside im a disgusting neet hon.
>>5766334
I mean i've gotten free stuff from guys but it's not the same when I like them and they're friends.
>>5766332
I learned that from some YouTube video. Women sometimes do that for middle finger but I do ring finger as well.
>>5766341
Forgot pic
>>5766347
#1 thing about getting guys to give you free shit is to reward them for doing so
if you just start out by being lewd or showing off ur not getting shit cus u just gave away the goods for free and expect payment later
ur a whore not a slut, remember that
>>5766348
Neat trick desu. Do you paint it on that way directly or do you use tape to cover the sides of your nails when you paint them?
>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CpypI7SOo
FUCK KILL STEAL SHIT
>>5766339
>>5766343
>how do you do this though?
Have a qt Steam profile and play CSGO, that game is full of cash whales.
Just say you're a girl if asked, and if your voice passes get get in voice chat and be friendly. Even better if you're a little annoying, because it'll cause autists to rage and other autists to white knight you.
>>5766354
Wow thx
>>5766357
I'm doing it so often that I don't need those. Sometimes I'm using q-tips to remove some mistakes.
I've come to hang out with you guys because FTMG is far too feminine and I feel like I can relate better to you dudes : )
>>5766381
thanks bro, you too :^)
>>5766381
haha hilarious and original
>>5766381
>baiting this hard
>>5766361
what is a qt profile?
>>5766381
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVx2USJGJs
>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JVlF16QwbA
Fits pretty well for now. Things are moving, albeit slowly.
>>5766381
Fuck bro, why didn't you come sooner? I have a fuckload of doritos, mountain dew and CoD ready to go bro.
>dysphoric emotional mess
>have a shower
>happy again
Are showers magical?
>>5766397
thanks doc
>>5766361
>Have a qt Steam profile and play CSGO
qt steam profile doesn't really matter
as long as your voice passes enough to fool people in CS:GO a private profile will do WONDERS compared to a slutty/whorish/attention whore looking profile
trust
>>5766399
I always knew you were AGP scum
>>5766400
Shower fog make me look like a girl in the mirror for a little bit.
I've got over my borderline psychotic episode, and I just want to sincerely apologize to everyone here. It's not yalls job to be emergency support. Thanks for listening.
Also to FFS anon, I've probably been freaking you out recently. I'm gonna cool it on that.
>>5766400
>ywn experience the shower meme
>>5766406
or you could skip all the hoops and just sign up for chaturbate now and start making CASH
>>5766413
please stop taking 4chan so seriously ur iq must be like 85
>>5766400
wet hair just reveals my scalp more :(
>>5766237
I think it's just because you tend to associate Alice with a sort of cringey gothic lolita tween aesthetic that is popular with SJWs, many of whom are trans women.
Of course Charlotte has this exact same problem so it's not like I'm judging.
>>5766399
That actually sounds more like you instead of all this cutesy shit.
>>5766420
Just shut up and suck some dick
I'm going to make you right
>tfw i look kind of like noelle
kill me senpai
>>5766419
It's not a meme my man. Freshly washed hair, cleanly shaven, smell nice. Of course it will make you feel better.
>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlEBSBDeHI
Not sure how accurate this really is but I'm listening to it a lot lately and I relate to it.
>>5766413
Aife is that you?
>>5766430
You could also have a nice wank in the shower. Perks you right up.
>>5766429
>tfw you are a chubby noelle
>>5766437
>tfw i look like a skinnyfat noelle
>>5766429
noelle wasn't really any worse than other trips it was just the autism that nailed it
>>5766439
shut up before i poop on u
>>5766434
Kill yourself
>>5766439
I would never joke about something like this, anon.
>>5766440
>tfw chubby noelle with messy hair that does whatever it wants to
>>5766446
please fucking shit on my fucking ass
>>5766429
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>>5766449
>tfw ugly straight hair that fails to cover my fivehead
>>5766256
>/mtfg/ would rather heal tank cocks all night then be a qt range dps fooling around with other qt dpsers while you wait in the queue
>>5766443
You LOVE a good dicking
>>5766452
*poops on ur butthole instead*
oops
>>5766459
>tfw straight hair but it's fluffy and doesnt want to just stay straight
>tfw permanent morning hair
>>5766461
No I'm pure ;~;
>tfw all the chasers to suck off are in australia while you are in soviet europe
>tfw dickless for life
>>5766460
>doing anything OTHER than heal tank cock all night
>>5766466
Your trip is literally precum
>>5766430
it's never happened to me. it just sorta stays the same ever-changing perception.
>>5766429
>tfw noelle has a better shot than you
>>5766460
>not being a mdps
>not standing in cleaves to help the tank take less damage
>not having the whole raid bully you
>>5766465
>tfw hair is never the same as when you last saw it
>tfw elanna is still not on skype
>>5766475
Enough
>>5766468
Just suck your own dick.
>>5766473
Anon why are you being so lewd it got that way by accident ;~~;
>>5766474
iktf
>tfw lots of wind where I live so hair gets rekt when I go outside
>>5766481
my cock will find its way up your pussy by accident in a minute
>>5766256
What's ur PhD in? I didn't realize there were any other academics here
>>5766478
dude its just shitposting calm down
>tfw living the transgirl fantasy
>>5766489
Will you accidentally forget to pull out and get me preggers too? ;~;
>>5766475
Yup, sorry ;_;
I finally like how my boobs look. I'm gonna be so buttmad if I get breast cancer.
>>5766485
there could be dead air and my hair would still to whatever it wants
>>5766499
shame about the voice. does your gf like it?
>>5766503
You're not going to force me to marry you if I do that, are you?
>>5766503
;_;
>>5766503
>PREcuM
how the fuck did i not notice that
>>5766479
it's too small to reach tbqh
>tfw christmas cake in one year
Master race or nah?
>>5766520
its beautiful really
>>5766513
>wanting to marry a blocky man with an axe wound instead of penis
>>5766532
>and that's to have a condom break
yeah, totally accidental too, huh?
>>5766532
elanna, put a baby inside me and we'll be gay married and i'll get a free vagina
found edgar
>>5766530
>>5766535
Can you read?
>>5766532
I wouldn't mind marrying you desu, I just need to hatefuck another girl first.
I'd hate to cheat on my beautiful wife <3
tfw bf
where should I make my bf go out with me tonight?
what do normal couples even do?
>>5766560
Normal couples watch TV.
>>5766560
the children's graveyard
>>5766560
live in the same country
>>5766571
S H O T S
F
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>>5766552
tfw never any boyfriend
>>5766560
go to the cinemas and then go to a diner and eat burgers and fries
>>5766577
>wanting a bf when you can have a pillow who accepts you no matter how ugly and hon you are
Loser
>>5766560
The movies?
To a nice restaurant?
A Walk on a beach?
Something on those lines I think
>>5766572
I can give you a good hatefucking if that's what you're after
it's this particular girl
she deserves it
but once I'm done, I'll be ready to settle down<3
>>5766567
I always had this weird idea of going into a gay bar, sit alone somewhere and blow off anyone hitting on me, then my bf coming in and id walk out with him.
Thats a much better idea than watching tv.
>>5766571
Damn...
So we should go out in my country then?
Great idea!
>>5766577
I shall let him know I have a great idea! I claim your idea as my own creation, thanks!
>>5766572
but you look like a man and you have a SRS axe wound
>>5766578
>Loser
;~;
I hug my pillow ever so tight and it absorbs my tears but I don't have a bodypillow
>>5766560
>what do normal couples even do?
social signaling memes
http://strawpoll.me/6893040/r
>>5766590
Gosh, you're such a loser anon.
>>5766595
shit
http://strawpoll.me/6893040/
>>5766597
no bully pls ;~;
>>5766580
I'm probably not a good hatefucker but I could try just for you bb :3
>>5766586
I didn't even look like a man before HRT tho
>>5766607
How does it feel having a vagina?
>>5766605
Fine ;-;
>>5766607
any fuck would be good with you bb
but I've got to kill myself now
...sorry /:
>>5766600
Why are you posting this in mtfg of all places?
>>5766579
Ive never seen deadpool. Most excellent idea!
I hope I don't get shot tonight.
>>5766591
>>5766616
see how many of you are truly delusional
>>5766623
Kill yourself
>>5766615
>but I've got to kill myself now
damn, that's one hell of a plot twist...
>>5766609
y-you can bully me a little
>>5766600
They're boys pretending to be girls
Men cant pretend to be girls
So men can't be trannies, only hons
>>5766627
Maybe you can bully me instead?
Ok
>going to work sick AND seeing your ex
is there a worse feel?
>>5766630
Who be trannies then
>>5766638
Whats the biggest thing you can put in there?
>>5766634
I'm not good at bullying tho
y-you baka!
>>5766635
She's your ex already?
LOL
>>5766649
Boring ;_;
Wanna fight?
>>5766637
Boys pretending to b girls obvs
>>5766655
o-okey
>>5766651
i think i got used :/
>>5766651
I don't think someone can even qualify as an ex if they haven't been dated for a few months.
>>5766663
how
>>5766669
Probably wanted the bbc without the mental illness.
>>5766669
i think she just wanted to fugg ;_;
hey everyone.. r8 my art pls
>>5766642
I havn't tried going bigger than the large dilator, which is about the size of a large dildo.
My ex was pretty thick and he tended to hurt me during, not a fan of big stuff. ;~;
>>5766674
Oh, so you are used goods now.
>>5766680
How big is a large dildo?
>>5766674
do you feel a crawling sense of shame that won't come off no matter how hard you scrub?
>>5766680
>tfw you will never be fucked and jizzed in your very own vagina
why does this hurt so much
>>5766679
haha benis
>>5766674
so what? you got da pusi, be happy
>>5766306
Depends. How often do people call you by your chosen name? I had a self chosen name for about 6 years, and decided on a completely different name when I finally did my legal name change (I was born with an a unisex name so there was no huge rush). At least a few people in my life were not super happy having to learn the new name.
original art DO NOT STEAL
>>5766705
yeah you got used
>>5766702
everyone calls me sara or by my internet names
nobody would care cause the only people i talk to irl are my friends
>>5766705
wanting to save yourself is romanticism, be happy you learned what most relationships are like now swiftly instead of being trapped in one where someone uses you for years
trust nobody
>>5766708
IM STILL THAT SHIT NIGGA
u cant stop me HUAHhaUHA
is it normal to feel intensely nauseous when looking at a profile shot of yourself? whenever I try taking one just to see if I look manly or not, it always turns out absolutely ghastly. Like, I can take a nice selfie once in a blue moon but side shots never ever look even remotely good, even when evaluating from a male perspective
>tfw even korra can get laid but not you
>>5766705
Things like this just make me happy I have a very loyal/clingy bf.
He is my first and probably last. Romance aint dead maybe probably?
>>5766683
U S E D
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>>5766721
to be fair she is a black man and the jewish media perpetuate the black man white woman sexual pairings
>>5766719
I know that feel
I've never been able to take a good profile shot
I bloody hate them
>>5766714
>be happy you learned what most relationships are like now swiftly instead of being trapped in one where someone uses you for years
>trust nobody
depressive realism
>>5766721
I'm pretty sure you don't want to be a masculine 6' 4" black man with a mental illness.
>>5766732
literally the worst angle in the world fml
>>5766735
m8 I'm 5'10 . . . . no idea where ur getting 6'4 from. ive never been that tall in my entire life
>>5766721
lol i would hate to see the chaser that stooped that low