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>"I'm a lesbian"
>"I'm still attracted to penises and phallic objects, though"
Date a mtf transgender you'll be fine
>>5764608
the vag wants wat the vag wants
I can't stand morons that think like this.
"I'm totes lez really." "Whoops sorry I'd rather date men"
Bisluts, never EVER
>I'm straight I just like traps and dicks okay
>I'm a straight-acting bi male with a gf discreet only pls cant host
>I'm a gay MtF
>>5764608
i like dildos and strap ons but real life penises are disgusting.
>>5765359
>ballad
faggot
>be lesbian
>get gf
>gf wants to put my fingers inside her
>but fingers are like mini penises or something
>break up with her for being a bislut
When will I ever get a true lesbian gf? I'm fucking tired of these bisluts pretending to be lesbians.
>>5765297
>"I'm totes lez really." "Whoops sorry I'd rather date men"
Most transbians, honestly. Or maybe just most women, trans or cis.
>>5765488
better to be c-u-c-k-e-d by a cis bislut than a transbian
>>5765498
Why? I think it would be funny seeing a former "straight man" get seduced by a guy. The fact they don't even expect it themselves must make watching the event marvelously hilarious. But I guess that's only if that's not your lover that's running off with a guy.
>>5765485
True lesbians don't have sex they just Carmilla and talk about how much better off they are now that they've switched to the lesbian lifestyle.
>>5764608
well I'm gay and I'm still attracted to vaginas
provided they are attached to a qt guy ofc
>>5765834
i looked up ftm porn out of curiosity the other day and it's fucking gross man, they all just looked like women
Im bislut and dont really like dicks. I mean they are not disgusting, they just look like some alien organs to me. And piv is the most boring form of sex.
>>5765488
>Most transbians, honestly.
Can confirm. I used to be one. I'm more of a straight ish bisexual who avoided men out of fear. But dating men (and other trannies) has been far more rewarding. Women aren't that great.
>>5764608
This is kinda me but I don't pretend and actually call myself bisexual.
I love giving blowjobs and piv, but I hate men's bodies and it gives me chills if they try to kiss me.
Women are just too perfect. The way your hand nestles perfectly onto her hip, the bounce of a breast, the blush of her lip, the big sparkling eyes, the curve of her leg-
Women feel better pressed up against my body, whether they're bony or fit or fat.
I love the way they smile, I love the way they kiss, I love the way they walk, I love they way they sigh.
I'd probably do best with a transbian desu, but a lot still look too much like men for me and a lot don't want you to even acknowledge their penis.
I dream about the perfect passable trans girl smiling down at me while I'm on my knees.
>>5766931
I know girls like this exist but then is cut/uncut an issue?
>>5766931
You sound like you're forcibly pretending that you're attracted to women
>>5766931
>tfw want to know if you'd consider me too manly
fuck you dysphoria
>>5767024
oh well, what do I have to lose
http://imgur.com/p5x4AaV
>>5767032
Those are some damn cute thighs you've got there. I'd slap your ass.
>>5767072
i mean id rather start with coffee
>>5767187
I'm more of a tea person myself. I love how coffee smells, though. I'd happily buy your coffee for you.
>>5765790
speak for yourself
and if you're not a lesbian then your comment is irrelevant
>>5767397
there's a tea shop near me with lots of different kinds of tea, i've taken a few people on a first date there and had tea and biscuits, you learn so much more about a person over a cup of tea.
>>5765845
You gotta go deep to find the good ones
>>5767414
pls be in london?
>>5765498
>c-u-c-k-e-d
Get with the times, gramps. Cucked and cucked are fine. It's KEKED that you can't use.
>>5765232
>tfw MtF but disgusted by penises and phallic objects, including my own and its use
Forever alone until SRS, and even then probably forever alone
>>5764608
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>>5768153
i actually live about an hours drive away from London
>>5765297
>Bisluts, never EVER
Is this the one thing fags and dykes can agree on?
>>5764608
It's actually considered a serious problem in the lesbian community. The community is full of political lesbians and/or; women who call themselves 'lesbians' even though they are either just dishonest bisexuals, or heterosexual misandrists.
There is also a concerning phenomenon where legitimate lesbians will become attracted to men later in life. This is different than the formerly mentioned 'dishonest bisexuals'. These women were, at one point, legitimately only attracted to women. Then, due to the fluidity of female sexuality, they became attracted to men as well (or on rare occasions, to men exclusivity).
fuck this gay earth
>>5769873
>this skank ain't even cockney
>>5764608
Date a girly bi
I am pretty much girly, yet im well endowed. Also i like to crossdress from time to time
>>5769903
>mfw even lesbians can't resist the cock
As a gay man, that's just too hilarious.
>>5769873
Contact?
>>5769946
eh, there's been a couple threads where gay men admitted they can't resist vaginas. Not as serious a problem as in the lesbian community, but gay men do have their orientation switchers.
I can post some examples if you'd like.
>>5769903
>It's actually considered a serious problem in the lesbian community.
Well, there is a large contingent in the lesbian community who will harass and ostracize you for even hinting at being bisexual. You brought that upon yourselves. Same thing in the gay community.
>>5769946
There is one group of people who violently resist the dick
>the straight man
i'm so sorry. i don't have this problem with straight women
>>5764608
All men are attracted to phallic objects whether gay or straight, women not as much
>all these fags and trannies trying to justify their mental illness
>i dont know why im here just wanted to tell you that you should off yourselves faggots :^)
>>5772010
>>i dont know why im here
>posts a gif of a muscular shirtless guy.
dont act dumb
>>5764608
i fucked a "lesbian" once
she knew how to suck dick pretty well for someone who likes girls
>>5772010
e-edgar?
>>5768226
KEKED
>>5772010
Who are you quoting?
I dont know what I am exactly, like I am a cis girl and I feel atracted either for boys or other girls, though I ain't attracted neither to penis or vagina and have no will for sex. But all my strong crushes were other girls. I think its because I never had any sexual experience? This incertitude and confusion fucks me up.
This may be offtopic, just wanted to say. Never talked about this with anyone.
>>5772113
a lot of bisexuals tell everyone they're lez
>>5770851
and lesbians act really proactive to defend their sexual orientation because bi chicks keep lying and pretending to be gay when they're not. S you have this vicious cycle
>lying bisexual girl makes lesbians look like a joke
>lesbian swear off bi girls and are cautious about anything that can hint at bisexuality
>new bi girl gets the flack
>repeat
we can do the "did the chicken came first or the egg?" dance, but you bisexuals are a really guilty party in this too. Don't act so innocent.
>>5764608
>"I'm a penis"
>"I'm still attracted to lesbian objects, though"
Just wanted to point out that if you switch some words it sounds like every hetero cis guy ever
>>5772395
this is not an interesting observation
>>5772450
I don't believe your conspiracies
>>5770614
>gay men
>can't resist vaginas
Pick one.
>>5772113
>average het cis male, cept, you know, built like a mack truck and hung like a horse
>worked with vaguely cray full on bull dyke married white chick
>she's crazy but fun crazy
>spend half our time telling tall tales about the women we fucked and bitching about sci-fi and fantasy movies
>tell a rape joke
>retorts with not being big enough for any woman to notice
>whip out dick and swing it around, I'm packing big lumber
>Few days later she's giving me head that's so good I tell her I love her
>End up fucking on the regular
>Tight sensitive pussy large beautiful tits and surprisingly enough gets off on being dominated
>Never once wore a condom and never once pulled out. Not as if she'd let me pull out. >Woman had thighs like a fucking vice and a pussy that was even tighter and milked me dry every single time.
>Few of our fights ended in hate sex, and once ended in rape. We both got off on i
>Would get beyond pissed if I even hinted at wanting to get semi serious. Guess cause it would mean she'd have to acknowledge that she's cheating on her girlfriend and she's at least situationally bi.
>Got pregnant, we got an abortion, she started distancing herself from me even though I tried everything to stay close even pretending that nothing ever happened and going back to what we were before,
>Transferred from our dept before moving.
If you don't want straight guys to go after you stop being hot or being awesome. Fucking dykes. Stick to being manhating obese lesbian charicatures that disgust all men.
Fucking dykes.
>>5770119
>gay men have rampant STDs, shallow body-obsession, and unfaithfulness
That's bis you're thinking of.
>>5772958
okay you asked for it.
>>5773074
Yeah, that's definitely not bisexual shilling or anything.
>>5773082
another example, two years ago, Ephorox is a popular gay porn artist who identified as gay, but now he admits he has become bisexual.
>>5773082
so gay men are attracted to the asshole?
>>5773066
bisluts have the negative aspects of all three other categories.
>>5773005
sorry bro but you got fucked over by a piece of shit bisexual who convinced herself she's lez. She's not "situationally" bi, she IS bisexual. That's what bisexual means, she enjoys sex with both men and women.
If you were smart, you should have just told her wife about her being a piece of shit.
>>5773082
>>5773113
here's an example of a gay man who's having sex with a girl he likes a lot.
>>5773124
Why in the hell would I fuck my friend over like that? She loved her, I liked her a lot, and I couldn't ruin both of their lives because we fuck around a bit on the side.
It's not like I was in love with her, she was a cool woman I the best fuck I've ever had.
And I don't care what she calls herself.
I just wanted her to stop being a giant retard about it all and just acknowledge that part of our relationship and stop being retarded. Yeah it's hot when shes' all guilty and she acts like it's a dirty secret thing. But when no ones around. Why keep pretending?
Maybe I pushed it too far and we should have just kept it as is and let it die naturally.
Whatever. Fuck it.
>>5773282
Yeah, your friend loved her wife so much that she cheated on her, and you respected your friend's wife so much that you cucked her.
How would you feel if you had a wife you loved and she lied to you and was fucking your best friend on the side. And your best friend told you "I was in love with her so we didn't want to ruin your marriage so we just fucked around a bit on the side. Dude, I shouldn't have pushed it too far and we should have just fucked and let it die naturally, sorry bro."
I don't really feel any sympathy for you or for her. You're both scum and absolutely selfish. You fucked over her wife and then your friend dumped your ass and treated you like shit. Sounds like you got your just desserts.
I hope her wife divorces her because she deserves better.
>>5764608
>"I'm gay"
>"I still like to insert my penis into holes that serve as surrogate vaginas"
>>5770015
which anon are you?
(sorry for late response)
>>5764608
>be a lesbian
>Don't like real penises, fine with a strapon that doesn't actually look like a penis, see it as a toy instead of an extension of the body
>The thought of oral stimulation on a penis literally makes me retch
>Transphobic for not wanting to date women with penises
>getting my identity invalidated by a bunch of men in dresses
I think of real penises and I think of that parasite that eats a fish's tongue and becomes part of the fish. I don't want it in my mouth. I don't want it in my body. But I'm expected to tolerate it otherwise I'm transphobic.
I hate everything
>>5776724
nah that's a perfectly legit and not transphobic reason to not like pre-op trans girls. you don't like dick you don't like dick, the dick being attached to a chick ain't gonna change that.
>>5776724
Why the fuck is it the lesbians that get to have all the MTFs who top? We only get the frigid prudes who refuse to do anything with their dicks? You fucks don't even want to touch dicks. It's not fair!
>>5773113
It's more of an acquired taste.
>>5776724
muh identity vs muh identity
Transbians and lesbians suck. Bottom rung legbutts fighting for who is the most oppressed
>>5777279
if mtfs could just take no for an answer and fuck off, there wouldn't be an issue in the first place.
There's plenty of bisexual chicks who'll date them but noooooo, that's not good enough.
You'll never hear ftms whining about gay guys not dating them because they can actually take a rejection pretty damn gracefully.
>>5777344
Yeah, bisexuals, all ftm's, gay males, and non AGP hetero mtf's are all superior to lesbians and transbians, that's what I just said.
>>5773986
Don't talk to it. Men are literally incapable of logic.
>>5777379
you really want to get in this fight m8?
You can't really brag about any of those groups. The ones that create the most drama on this board are gay men and mtfs. The gays can't even deal with themselves and split into three different generals.
There's no such thing as lesbians.
All of society loves dicks to some degree. It's just a matter of when and how you do it.
Why don't lesbians just call trannies uggo? Stop with the 'but you're a man', spin that shit.
>>5777651
>>5777662
A man exploring his sexuality doesn't deny the non-existence of lesbians.
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