Miau.
better edition.
>>5758758
Who doesn't love catbois, honestly?
kek'd at other one getting deleted
>>5758766
Cute Boipussies (pun intended) > Ugly Grinches
wherever you are, fite me grinchposter
Neko is a good name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhVbyeWFvo
>>5758773
not grinchposter, but i would slay nekoboipus
>>5758755
kawaii
>>5758773
Did someone say boipussy?
>>5758728
Kinda want to desu
>>5758730
Well it's not like anyone uses FB anymore anyways. His IG posts get a lot of likes.
>>5758731
Kinda want to desu but he probably thinks I'm a twat. I would.
>>5758733
I guess? I'd rather not get turned down by him and then have all mutual friends think I'm a retard though.
My thread...
It was actually a quality thread too...im the only one that knows how to make them right...
>>5758773
Ill fight you from behind gayboy.
>>5758779
Come and get it, faggit.
>>5758774
Song was alright. Have this one in return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaR-mSgcITU
>>5758781
i have the same image saved ;3
>>5758787
Nobody wants your microdick, and nobody wants your forced memes.
>tfw bullying
>>5758797
>faggit
my benis is diamonds
>>5758802
I see youre trying to lynch the grinch. My penis is nine inches tbqh...as much as I love anime boys you'll never taste it.
>>5758797
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaR-mSgcITU
Hitler luv'er
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFnLVfkfXA4
I prefer Weimar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgQBdxA47lE
If you could have a superpower what would it be?
>>5758813
>mfw I fucking adore Nina Hagen
>mfw hardly anyone knows about Nina Hagen but I mean someone who does
WHAAAAAAAAAAA
(TV Glotzer & Der Spinner are my faves btw)
>>5758812
>9 inch dick
It's really sad that you're lying to maintain ego in an anonymous internet community.
>>5758824
To read minds
There. I'm drunk enough that I liked his post.
Joke's on me for thinking that will make him closer to being my bf in any way though.
>>5758832
Good work!
Now message him and ask him if he wants to go on a date, all cute-like, like dress up and go to dinner.
>>5758824
Super sniffin
>>5758829
Its actually ten inches but im trying to be humble.
Idk, I've 'met' guys with 9-inch dicks. They were terrifying but pretty ok to look at.
>>5758829
:D
>>5758834
It's two inches.
>>5758833
I couldn't do that
What if he says no?
I've never asked someone out before
If he says no I'm stuck in a class with him and a bunch of his friends until July
Even if he says yes we have primarily totally different friend circles so when do we hang out?
[insert more HS drama bullshit]
>>5758852
Here's a pic bby.
>>5758855
>If he says no I'm stuck in a class with him and a bunch of his friends until July
Ah yeah, don't do it.
But at the end of that class, ask him. OK? Do not neglect that. You will regret it.
>>5758855
ez, stop being autismal. it will solve many problems for u
>>5758857
that vein tho
That's what they use for dildo molds
wow
>>5758870
nah but for real tho, stop being autismal. message the dude. you don't even need to be embarrassed if hes not interested. maybe it will lead to something good.
>>5758857
http://www.november.org/thewall/cases/mcwilliams-p/mcwilliams-p.html
>He courted anarchy at the moral level.
>>5758870
You can always try to befriend him further and try to read where he's at.
It's not a static situation, but don't show your cards too early.
>>5758881
Eh, maybe this, if you can weather being in the same class. It really SHOULDN'T make you feel ashamed if he were to say no and you had to endure that, but I frankly understand that it would.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is%E2%80%93ought_problem
>>5758857
Nice. Very feminine.
>>5758883
That's actually not me thats a tranny cock.
My real one is smaller but im done shitposting right now.
You seem cute though anime poster. Maybe we can make each other cum one day you cute thing you.
tfw no superhero bf
>>5758884
yeah I'm trying with regards to befriending him but it's really difficult. We're acquaintances and I think he's sweet as fuck (no shit, right?) but I can't really get a read on how he feels and I'm not really sure if he knows I'm gay. Not that many people know anyways. Trying to get closer to him is challenging as hell because he's a dramafag and most of his friends are dramafags too afaik.
>>5758881
I understand the logic behind this but I don't think I could take it. Even if I knew he would say yes I feel like I'd be too embarrassed to ask. I mean, I had to get shitfaced just to tell my best friends I like dick, so I'm a huge pussy basically.
Fuck me.
>>5758908
Just hit him up when you see him. it's as simple as saying 'hi' 'i've seen you around, you seem like a nice person'
have you allowed autism to control you so much that you cannot have normal relationships? serious question. it makes a difference on what advice might be given, besides the usual 'don't be autismal' which is best advice.
>>5758908
Sorry if you mentioned this earlier (I'm drunk, my memory is fishlike, such as would suit a Pisces), but: Is he gay for sure?
>dramafag
Yikes, that complicates things. I'm not even sure what your approach /could/ be, I have such little experience with that.
>>5758923
okay
In my defense, I'm drunk.
Anon, forget I said a damn thing!
Alors j'efface les postes
>>5758951
post lewds drunky
>>5758938
true tbqh, but the guy is already autismal and i don't know the situation well enough to give really good advice. ideally he could have a non autismal friends that knows him and the qt that could give real advice.
>>5758954
Nah I'm not cute
I can post cuter things though
>>5758951
honey, i've posted way worse here than that. no need to delete.
>>5758961
It's ok, it all survives, transcends to the garten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5tRaV3iY0&list=PLXkVcKLmwb2BfOYS0tawskVlxGiJkEocn
>>5758925
I do have normal relationships with my friends but they get that I'm a judgmental self-conscious asshole because I've known them for ages
I don't think I'm super overtly autistic, but I worry about literally everything I do and how it's being perceived
I've never had a romantic relationship but I have been asked out by relatively normal girls so I think that means I'm not super obviously retarded, right?
>>5758929
yeah, gay for sure
don't worry I'm drunk too
dramafags are a fickle breed desu
>>5758951
no man you helped me wallow a little bit which is what I needed
it's not like I'm actually gonna ask him out, I'm too big a pussy for that
I just need to vent on gaygen every once in a while when it's too much
What's everybody drinking?
>>5758984
Blue Moon w/ orange
>>5758984
Too much.
This is every night, though.
>>5758982
It doesn't sound like you're autistic at all. Have you been diagnosed? Social awkwardness is not the same thing, whatever 4chan pontificates. You're just inexperienced and anxious: pretty normal.
I think you'll be okay. Just interact with him more on a friend-level and don't miss your opportunity after the class has ended ; and if it doesn't go as planned, fuck it, you don't have to see him every day thence. So that's good.
>>5758997
no I'm not actually autistic, just by 4chan terms (abnormally self-conscious)
I'll try that, though honestly knowing myself I won't have the balls once I have a chance
Maybe I'm just never gonna be able to ask anyone out desu
Anyways I'm gonna listen to some Scott Walker and sleep, gotta be up in 7 hours
Thanks for all your help bruh (same goes for anon even though I won't man up and take his advice in all likelihood)
>>5759019
>Listen to some Scott Walker
Wha-? But why?
>>5758984
icehouse it tastes bad but im drunk so whatev
>>5759032
Disregard. I didn't realize that was also the name of a musician.
>>5759019
>Scott Walker
You can sleep to that? Jesus.
It's not about having balls. It's about talking yourself into ACTING, because fuck-it-why-not (and also why = because the alternative is worse). And then just stop thinking and DO.
And then you can start thinking again, celebrating, listening to sad music and crying and self-pitying, whatever
>>5759039
pfff
See, you're hilarious
>>5758774
Serialism pls go
>>5758992
gayest thing ive ever heard
>tfw on the verge of coming out to one of my good friends but decide not to
I literally had no reason not to and have had multiple opportunities to do it today. What the fuck is my problem
>>5759042
Scott 4, silly, not Bish Bosch
I agree with everything both of you have said
Acting on it is sadly in a whole different realm
Night, for real this time though
>>5759051
No :(
>>5759058
I can't into ales.
Corona + lemon
I love my boyfriend to death but I wish he was more into hardcore and punk like me.
I wanna boy to mosh with me.
>>5759080
The thing is that I've told multiple people before already and I still can't do it. Even earlier today my friends and I were discussing our bi (mostly gay) friend. I had known about his sexuality for a while but they just found out a few days ago. I told my friends that them knowing made him feel uncomfortable and they literally said they wouldn't treat him differently but I still can't fucking do it
>>5759121
Why do you need a Lifetime moment? Let him find out when he meets your bf.
>>5759130
I guess that makes sense but I would rather it just be out there because when we talk about relationship things he keeps going on about how I'll find the perfect woman someday and whatever and it just makes my heart sink a bit
>>5759121
It's uncomfortable every time. It's still visceral disconcerting for me to 'come out' to new people, even though all the important people in my life know and have known.
It's not essential either way. It would be nice to tell them, but don't beat yourself up to the extent that you haven't been able to. It's OK! It'll happen in due course.
>>5759138
you're right. I just am in my head too much and start getting worked up over the smallest issues
>>5759146
Maybe he'll let you service him after you tell him. No pressure.
>>5759175
this is hotter than any porn ive ever seen, pls explain
>>5759175
The passion is palpable.
>>5759175
Oh I do yearn
>>5759175
i came
it feels good when I'm bottoming but I can't cum and a lot of the time I stay soft
but I get off really fast when my partner just fingers me and I stroke myself
what's going on
>>5759224
That's pretty normal, actually.
>>5759241
okay, the person I'm having sex with is the only person I've ever had sex with before so I don't really know how this usually works
>>5759249
tell story
>>5759224
maybe fuck longer, or try a different position. what you are experiencing is normal afaik, but you can cum from bottoming, even if your benis isn't touched.
>>5759051
Plebeian detected.
>>5759273
On a whim, I just decided to find someone online to hook up with because I was feeling really, really horny. In retrospect a really stupid, impulsive decision, but I was lucky and found a really nice guy only a year older than me who treats me well, uses protection, etc.
We decided to be 'exclusive', and on Friday we cooked dinner together and held hands and stuff and I stayed overnight, which was really fun. His test results should be back soon, so we'll be able to do it raw next time...
>>5759283
hmm, when I finger myself I can't cum without touching my benis but maybe I'm just doing it wrong
>>5759283
>you can cum from bottoming, even if your benis isn't touched.
but touching the benis is advised. sounds like youre just not fucking a gentleman who goes for the reach around
>>5759187
Would you [spoiler]fuck[/spoiler] Kramer?
>>5759299
Who wouldn't?
>>5759296
>implying i dont slap his hand away for that delish prostate orgasm
But yes, benis touching is good for the cummies.
>>5759317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxaQ7oaooLc
>>5759317
thats only a good move if bottom is gonna actually cum that way, which apparently he isnt
but on the off chance he is thats such a hot power move like FUCK dom me pls damn...
>>5759317
>slap his hand away for that delish prostate orgasm
I hate it when he does that.
I love it when he does that.
>>5759333
three 3s
>These idiots think the other gaygen is the real gaygen
Good, we got rid of those tripfrogs
>>5759348
>>5759326
I literally did that the first time I had real orgasm. I was riding him, and so close I could taste it. He came in me and wanted to finish so he went for my benis. I was feeling way too good from the sensation of him sliding in and out of me, and rubbing against various areas inside of me. I slapped his hand away without really realizing what I was doing, but when he said what I just told him to shut up. i rode him for another 15 minutes and came on his stomach. best orgasm of my life til then. i really need to find another slightly submissive top.
>>5759360
>submissive top.
is this the C U C K equivalent of the gay world?
>>5759360
oh man I love bottoms that do this, I'm generally really dom but every once in awhile I love it when a bottom uses me like a sex toy
>>5759373
You don't think it's cute when your sub bottom turns into power bottom on a full moon?
Storytime
>Hanging out with ex boyfriend, trying to 'just be friends'.
>Things are going well, but there is some very obvious tension between us. He keeps staring at me hungrily. Whenever I look at him for more than a few seconds I start to blush and have to look away.
>Ex puts on yaoi episode of South Park as a cheeky move
>For those unfamiliar with the episode, the plot is like so: A rumour gets out that Tweak and Craig are dating because the people of South Park discover there is an abundance of South Park yaoi art of Craig and Tweak. Craig and Tweak try to dispel the rumour by staging a breakup, however during their breakup, they realize they do have some feelings for each other.
>Because of the parallels to me and my ex's breakup, I am bawling my eyes out most of the episode.
>After the episode I ask my ex for a hug.
>We try to go back to just 'hanging out' as 'friends'
>He asks me to sit closer to him. We are both sitting on a bed with a laptop. He keeps staring at me hungrily.
>I say something like "[ex's name], they way are you are looking it me it looks like you want something from me. Maybe you want to cuddle with me?"
>We start to cuddle. We both start crying in each others arms because it has been a while, and we have been fighting / in an awkward phase recently.
>He hits me up with some furfag pickup lines. Something like "Whenever I see that artwork [of Fox and Falco, by that one certain artist, that we used to look at together], it made me think of you and I had to turn away. [anon], I want you to be my Falco."
>tldr we get lewd. I give him a nice blow job while servicing myself. He really seems to enjoy it. I swallow him cum, and then I cum on his naked chest.
>We have a bit of a furfag back-and-forth while being lewd. I say something like "How could I possibly resist such a cute, sweet, foxboy?"
Welp, I guess I am back with my ex. What if real life could be just like a yaoi? Thanks for reading my TLDR.
>>5759374
Y E S
>>5759373
I don't want a completely submissive top... i just want one that doesn't have a bitch fit when i dominate him. a completely submissive top sounds a bit... gross? overly dominant tops are a bit gross too tho, so whatever
>>5759406
This can't end well...
>>5759413
That sounds exactly like me.
Do you like bodyhair chubby muscle manlets with a slightly below average penis?
>>5759406
you autistic (probably fat) headcases deserve each other
>>5759464
Actually we are both hungry skeletons. You are right about us being autists though.
>>5759490
underage fags pls leave
>>5759406
This is so gross and cringey it hurts me inside
>>5759461
please be more specific about height, weight, and benis size.
>>5759552
though break
>>5759552
Lose weight tbqh. I'm 200, but it works only because i look like skellington due to height. benis size is not horribly disappointing and i dont care about height so you probably get some
>>5759570
that sounds okay then. some people overplay themselves and turn out to be obese midgets with microbenis with description you gave.
>>5759570
Don't lose too much weight. A bundle of sticks laying on me isn't heavy enough.
>>5759576
I work with a 5"6' 165lbs musclebound idiot. I wanna fug him so bad, but he's straight. He was really surprised when I stood on the company scale and turned out to be the heaviest non-fatty at the company. I love the company scale tho, it's supposed to be for weighing materials and reclaimables but we always use it to compare weight.
>>5759406
Marry him
>>5759600
what the fuck
>>5759609
Why did grinchgen get baleeted.
>>5759638
I would ask why again, but really it seems self explanatory
>>5759658
>neet
my brother
i miss my boyfriend
>>5759678
>tfw no bf
>>5759708
came here to post this
>Texting with qtie on grindr
>finally about to get his number
>Radio silence
Oh boy, maybe he just read my height in my profile
>>5760605
He is marrying someone else.
>>5760605
How tall are you?
>>5760659
5'3
>>5760672
>1.61 cm
I'm sorry, i hope you're qt or have a bic digk
>>5759175
TAKE ON MEEEEEEEE
who /o/ here?
>tfw 4 inches
>>5760698
nice
>>5760723
I would marry you.
>>5759178
Watch old porn, things from the 70's and 80's before lots of straight porn actors went gay for pay and the creation of cookie cutter porn (show bodies>get hard>suck a little>rim a little>anal>bottom cumming>top cumming).
When was the last time you had a date? Mine was a year ago. Before that was 2012.
>>5760723
>tfw you can't meme about your dick or thread kill random threads with your 4inch penis showing pictures of it because its actually 5.5 inches.
I wish it was smaller.
>>5761036
post it
>tfw my straight crush that I was almost getting over had the AUDACITY to come up to me and bop me on the nose with his finger, smile, and walk away.
I'm in a hell of my own making, aren't I?
>>5761103
Are you sure he's straight? Because his behavior was quite faggy.
>>5761103
I'm outraged and out of words, i would rape him until he loves you.
>>5761114
I thought that he might be trade for a while, but he either A: wasn't that into me or B: straight which leads the same situation with me so I assumed he's straight and the lack of attraction doesn't have anything to do with me personally. A close friend of mine is courting him I think but she won't confirm his sexuality to me.
>>5758755
>masturbating to porn
>cum
>right as I cum I think about my ex
>start crying after
>>5761190
Kidnap him.
>>5758824
omnipotence.
>>5758824
Being able to know for sure someone sexuality.
i wish i was gay or bi, i wouldve gotten laid if i could find men sexually attractive.
>>5761263
Settle for some femboy bitch.
>>5759224
help pls!
nyaa
