Gay General: Cleo Edition
I would go heterosexual for cleo to be honest.
>http://math.stackexchange.com/users/97378/cleo?tab=profile
>engimatic genius on stackexchange
>frequently answers unfathomably complex integrals a full 2 or 3 days before anyone else can
>never explains her reasoning or shows her working, just posts a simple answer with no justification
>as a result several dozen tryhard maths nerds get extremely butthurt and always whine about her lack of working and rigour when she posts
>shes always proved right eventually anyway
b a s e d
Old: >>5752337
tell me about your experiences with 'fag hags'
>>5755819
I wouldn't date a nerd tbqh
>>5755829
Don't worry about it sweetcheeks, I wouldn't date a mentally handicapped dropout anyway.
>>5755819
>maths
feelgood pls
>>5755829
dont be a dick.
>>5755819
I'm glad Miss Cleo became a mathmatician
You know that hole in your heart that's just gaping and black and sometimes it feels like a vacuum sucking up all the goodness and hope in your life? Is it possible to plug up that hole with dick/boipussi/some combination of the two?
>>5755854
Your jokes suck.
Nobody ever gets them, because you are terrible at making them.
>>5755854
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
>>5755865
Doesn't apply. He isnt making polarised or extreme sentences, he just makes bizarre non-sequiters that make no sense then covers his tracks by saying "h-heh it was a joke" afterwards
>>5755875
you're proving the point f a m. he didn't make the sarcasm explicit and now you're mistaking it for sincerity. get meme'd son.
>>5755883
I wasn't talking about this incident in particular.
Haven't you ever wondered why like 90% of the time you make a joke people don't get it, and especially why nobody ever laughs at them?
its because your jokes suck, dude. they aren't banter, and you don't have "the gift of the gab". talking to you is painful. Just speak normally, it will help you in the long run.
>>5755886
Was it sarcasm? I don't think thats what sarcasm means.
>>5755848
pls response ;~;
>>5755901
Oh no, I guy who reads my posts online thinks I'm not funny , oh no Fuck the world ... It's crumbling around me , my entire world view ... shattered
Not kidding just being a prick
>>5755914
>no refutation of the central point
>no addressing the issue
>no attempt at a defense
>just "h-ha i dont care or anything about what people think of me thats why i spend 4-6 hours every day posting under a tripcode here for no discernable reason"
weak
>Biguy with a gf who's dick I sucked is still with girl
>We have actually done anal aswell
>They are still together
>He's cheated on her with me several times
Alright fuck should I just tell her at this point?
He said he would break up with her.
I don't see the guy as relationship material, so it's not that.
>>5755917
how would you characterize your current emotional state? would "mad" be a close approximation?
>>5755819
>she
I've thought everyone has been over this
Girls do not exist on the internet
Ten bucks says cleo is a fem boy of tranny
>>5755848
>just
If you get a bf yeah it can help a lot but focus on your self and trying to find personal contentment
Random buss doesn't do shit
>>5755917
It's simply your opinion, I can refute it but it's pointless because it's just how you feel about me so it's wasted breath ... Like trying to get me to stop tripping or posting
Great thread so far.
boring thread
hot women might make it better :3
>>5755935
But every time I try to have a meaningful relationship the guy gets gobbled up in the hole too... Is there something wrong with me?
>>5755943
HAH
NICE GYNO FAG
>>5755940
Nah nah the blank profile and autist like behavior is a wet dream to stem nerds
Totally not a girl
>>5755948
im trans, they're my tits
>>5755913
fuck off booger
>>5755951
but she never makes any non-answer posts, never replies to comments or messages, nothing.
What would be the point?
>>5755986
is this supposed to be "banter" also?
>>5755988
Sorry I forgot the kidding at the bottom , I'm preoccupied at the moment
>>5755978
The mystery and reading comments
(S)he's essentially being an attention whore in the answers since there is no process
>>5755925
don't tell, just keep sucking vaginal slime from his cock
>>5755997
You just ruined it for me.
God damn it.
>>5755943
thats your cue boogerahno
>>5756005
>tfw he nuts in girls but you keep on suckin
>>5755925
>biscum
>literally ever
lmao
>>5755997
>>5755943
isnt this booger?
>>5756038
hell no
>>5755819
she scares me
>>5756028
>bottoming for biscum
Even worse desu
>>5755933
yea right
my sister shitposts on /mu/ all weekend
>>5755819
god cleo is so fucking based
the only thing that used to on her bio was "no self-respecting architect leaves the scaffolding in place after completing the building".
The other integration people get so mad at her as well, they post on the meta whining about "posts with the answer only, no explanation".
God tier troll, god tier integral evaluator
>http://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/215114/damien-gunn--lukas-grande-flip-fuck/
>>5756078
This is so cute.
>>5756078
>ugly gaydead erstwhile twinks fucking each other
ew
>>5756084
Yeah it is. damien gunn as a really nice ass.
>>5756087
What?
>>5756089
being a cumdump for a guy who just fucked a girl, knowing that your boipussy gives him more pleasure than any old cunt
>>5755819
>maths
>not having rigour
>>5756096
You heard me bitch
>tfw you noticed Senpai
>>5756113
You could always fat post in masc gen
>>5756096
They've got that. like, underbutt darkening of their skin that i have that always makes me so self conscious, it's kind of nice seeing it in such a well done production.
>>5756122
Gaygen is mascgen
>>5756115
lies
>>5756124
>i have that always makes me so self conscious
circe pls. its hot. your tumblr is really nice too. :3
>>5756127
how are ya?
>>5756135
i'm aight
been playing too much fe so i'm taking a break to eat
>>5756138
Anything gud?
I'm just sitting here drinking some Pedialyte because sick.
>tfw no dog dicked bf
is it just me or is mascgen pointless seeing how insecure 90% of posters there are
>>5756138
I got my test results puppers
They're bretty Gus
>>5756147
nice to see this classic gaygen meme come back.
>>5756148
yes.
>tfw you've got a crush on two trip fags
>>5756141
i have a lot of thoughts about it desu
but talking about it would show my power level so suffice to say
it's enjoyable but the writing and characterization does not make me hopeful for the future of the series
>>5756149
so
you're poz?
>>5756147
>tfw not being knotted by your pupbf
>>5756158
dish gorl
>>5756135
>you will never experience fucking a femboi
why couldn't I have been born as a roman patrician? I could have had all the slaveboy pussy I wanted ;_;
>>5756135
.. d'aw. <3
>>5756161
I'm so fucking poz man
Its crazy like my touch gives people aids
>>5756168
yeah but there was no lube back then and you'd get poopdick
>>5756171
i'm pretty sure there's like three x-men with that power
>>5756168
>>you will never experience fucking a femboi
If you want to fuck them just don't look like me and you got it.
>>5756169
y-you and slutboi need to record some stuff.
>>5756147
>tfw no knotted dick to tie with my bf
>>5756188
>tfw no alpha pup master to make feel good
>>5756174
Well its better then being really lucky , and you're such a shit x man you just become a hairdresser instead
>>5756188
>>5756180
I'm pretty sure she just doesn't give a fuck. I picture her as a professional woman in her late 30s/40s who's probably teaching some higher level college courses while doing research in her field. She seems beyond messing with the fluff on the internet.
>>5756161
I could never get into fire emblem
>>5755819
Stay mad, Norbert
>>5756219
I don't understand why people would get irritated by this. If they don't find the answer worthy, just downvote and move on.
>>5756233
Deal with it.
>>5756233
What's youre preferred dom sub term then?
>>5756213
i've beaten all of them except 2, 4, and 5. i played a little bit of 4 but then the translation like exploded and i got tired of trying to play it.
>>5756233
you could always like
get implants in your dick
>>5756239
personally i don't like master at all b/c i'm not into slave play and it makes me think of that. sir is ok, and i don't mind alpha even though it sounds kinda hokey to me
Does anyone have any good "yo daddy" jokes, as a counterpoint to "yo momma" jokes?
I think that a good way to get over my social anxiety would be to be consistently awkward in front of strangers.
>>5756249
yo daddy is so fat that senpai wants to fuck him
>>5756254
cold blooded
>>5756254
Tru...
>>5756254
Who is this PUPPY
>>5756275
>its an "irishanon tries to be funny" episode
>>5756275
idgi
What is everyone up too?
>>5756296
wallowing in misery
>>5756180
I don't know
I think (s)he is just an attention whore
What's the point in providing an answer without an explanation? Who does that help?
If it's just for cleo's own pleasure wouldn't (s)he just solve it out her own and then never post the answer?
Just posting an answer is sorta asking for attention
>>5756297
a reference to a thing =/= a joke
would gaygen fuck an unpassable tranny?
>>5756298
Why?
>>5756305
How unpassable are you?
>>5756296
Reading some books and thinking about how to get a bf before I turn 20
What do you do? And from where is your pic related if I may ask?
>>5756310
Not with that attitude
>>5756312
I'm just sitting here being bored at the moment.
http://tigerlion-moikana.deviantart.com/
>>5756321
>both characters have rat tails
>>5756296
Preparing to go out and eat somewhere. Juupichi is getting hungry.
>>5756331
So? I think it's cute.
While I'm here, do you think that being hit on by girls is a good or bad thing ?
>>5756311
very, i look like a man
>>5756345
On the one hand, it means you aren't hideous. On the other hand, WHY DO ONLY GRILLS AND NOT QT BOYS HIT ON ME
>tfw no jew bf
Somebody post some dick or ass.
I have a new phone now!!!
>>5756591
post ass
/gaygen/, how do I stop being a lonely faggot?
>>5756614
POST IT!
I like chub ass and i demand to see it.
>named slutboi
>not really a slut
baka senpai desu
>>5755819
What's with gays and Pokemon?
Most of the fem gays in highschool were obsessed with it.
One of them even dressed as Team Rocket with his hag.
>>5756621
You can be my boyfriend.
What do you think?
>>5756745
How might that work?
>>5756621
Wallow in and accept the fact that you will never find a guy who lives around you that you actually like
For me I can't find a guy who is average looking and watches anime, plays videogames, reads books, watches shows and movies, or just has good taste in general
It's like most people have just shit taste
I can tell when that shit won't work out
>just jerked it fantasizing about a tripfag taking nigger dicks
>>5756762
>>5756783
Which one?
>>5756785
cant tell.
>tfw everyone fucking hates twinks
>>5756790
P much
Gotta start the mcdonalds bulk
>>5756792
if i say it will start drama
>>5756784
Yeah that's most people
Real boring desu
>>5756783
I hope it wasn't me
>>5756796
oh okay dont bother then
>>5756796
Was it oshie?
>>5756796
This general feeds off of drama
You're creating drama right now gosh
>>5756799
Is it weird that I would actually be really happy with a totally boring boyfriend?
>>5756807
Well it depends
What do you think is boring?
Personally I find the people who party every single weekend and constantly go out to bars to be boring
>>5756812
I suppose I mean in a broad sense. Basically I would be fine with someone who is one level above NEET. Someone who can support themselves but basically has no interests or hobbies.
Why can't my dad die?
>>5756827
What's it like jerking off to trips?
I've never done that.
>>5755819
I had the dream again where I'm making out with my ex, except this time we were play wrestling (he was a lot stronger than me and could break my arms if he tried, but usually let me win)
>>5756839
Its weird. i was just watching some porn and he just popped in my head. would love to see him degraded by them.
>>5756821
this is me
>>5756846
I jerk it to oshie
>>5756846
That's hot tbqh.
Id love to watch wiz get dominated by a bull.
when was gaygen taken over by normies?
I feel so alienated
>>5756860
bull?
>>5756867
A big ol black guy
>>5756862
It's been this way forever. No one here posts after midnight EST cause they're too busy fulfilling their normie lives.
why do fags use animal names for gay people bodytypes
>>5756878
>Otter
>Bull
>Pig
What more?
>>5756877
I usually only ever posted at night before I got banned for spreading the word of straight man poo.
>>5756877
so by being a sexually repressed virgin shut-in in his early 20s, I'm in the minority?
>>5756880
bear
gym bunny
ive even heard elephant but ive honestly never heard pig
is that just the real name for people who think they're bears
>>5756878
I'm pretty sure it's a hold-over from when gays couldn't talk about gay things in public because they would go to prison, but still wanted to discuss things out in open. A "code", if you will.
Even if it's hardly necessary anymore, much like white boys speaking Spanish to try and look cool and have private conversations about fruit roll-ups that are supa scret, gays still want to have Their Secret Clubhouse Code™.
>>5756892
Don't forget cub.
Im the definition of cub :3
>>5756898
>white boys speaking Spanish to try and look cool
What?
Also do we even know how old these terms are?
Half of them seem like they were made in the past 20 years at least
>>5756890
P much desuu s e n p a i
>>5756905
You're cute. :3c
>>5756898
no, its just an example of homosexual men being obsessed with looks and stereotypes
>>5756918
You're so smart sludge.
You know about gay history and everything. :3c
>>5756131
someone's butthurt that mascgen didn't give them attention. Everyone knows trips don't get the satisfaction of being replied to in MascGen.
>>5756918
So gays have always been hypersexual whores? Good to know
why does everyone shit on me for being a fem who wants a masc bf ;_;
>>5756880
Stag
Bull?
>>5756783
>>5756827
>>5756860
No.... just no.
>>5756905
>mfw piggy
>>5756932
how do you think aids spread so fast within the gay community
>>5756934
Masc & masc is the truest form of love.
>>5756941
Is it though?
>>5756930
tbf nobody gets replies in mascgen because nobody posts.
>>5756949
thats bc mascgen is gross
masculinity is toxic af
>>5756753
What is it?
>>5756944
I'm not into blood or scat. Sometimes watersports gets me off. Don't judge.
>>5756956
Go back to tumblr.
Masculinity is literally what were attracted too...
>>5756960
watersports is normal in my book
>>5756973
>is that the guy from the artic monkeys
No it's the kid from Jurassic Park
>>5756973
I sometimes feel shame when getting that way.
>>5756960
>tfw everyone judges me when talking about my blood fetish.
I've learned not to talk about it.
>>5756970
No it is not.
It's what YOU are attracted to. Stop trying to make your shitty taste in guys universal.
>>5756979
you gotta do you booboo
and sometimes that includes getting peed on
>>5756960
There's not much that is more romantic than being marked as territory with piss.
>>5756979
I like that pic. Too bad my attempt isn't as good.
>mfw this face
>>5756987
>quit trying to make masculinity attractive in a thread promoting homosexuality.
Is this a joke?
>>5756956
>masculinity is toxic
Yeah and it built the society around you
It's hyper masculine to bottom for a guy that isn't masc.
>>5756989
I suppose so.
>>5757015
It built more than feminity
Feminity destroys societies
>>5757022
says the guy who has probably never opened a history book
>>5757022
Where's your proof, anon?
masc or fem who cares.. just suck a cock you shitlords.
Most of the guys that post here aren't even masc. I however am.
tell me about him, anon. Do you have a special someone in your life?
>>5757038
He thinks desperate housewives is a brilliant show
I think it's over
>>5757022
Femininity is seriously the most toxic thing ever.
The more fem you are the shittier of a person you are.
Cis women > Trannies > Femboi faggots > hypermasculine > normal guys
Femininity is backstabbing emotional useless and all women need a punch in the back of the head.
>>5757048
Desperate housewives is guilty pleasure tier at most
Drop him mate
>>5757048
desperate housewives is fantastic you pleb
>>5757043
well your mom certainly didn't contribute to the improvement of western society by pushing your faggot ass out of her vagina
>>5757066
It goes from shittiest to non shittiest.
You know what I mean bby.
>>5756941
Masc top & fem bottom is the truest form of love
>>5757043
>talking about the downfall of western society in a gay thread
sweetie pls
>>5757055
Isn't that list backwards? Also shouldn't normal and hyper-masculine be transposed?
>>5757067
Oh come on we need all the Hillary voters we can get.
>>5757066
>don't be ashamed of things you like
No
I like taking shits
I'm not gonna announce that to the world
Sometimes I like watching shit
You can like shit but don't pretend it isn't shit
>>5757072
i know what you meant
you just fucked it up
Can I be a with lord now?
>>5757073
No it's fem top masc bottom!
>>5757074
Yeah cause gays definitely benefit from the downfall of the west
You know the only culture on earth that half accepts
>>5757073
So... Straight love is the truest form of love?
>>5757079
when did i say it wasn't shit? you arguing against a point i didn't make
>>5757075
Hypermasculine is toxic though and is usually caused by feelings of feminity.
Mascgen isnt even hypermasculine it is just masc in the sense of not being a fuckhead
>>5757080
just fug me bby.
I will say this. If western society does go down we fags will be on the chopping block and the muslims with be the one chopping
>inb4 DAS RAYCIS
>>5757081
You're pretty fat desu
>>5757073
no, it's not
it's shallow and it vanishes just like all relationships where the couple is infatuated with historical and vague concepts such as masculinity and femininty, and not with each other
>>5757090
That's what a guilty pleasure is though
It's literally liking shit while recognizing that it's shit
That's a guilty pleasure
It's like a eating a whole chocolate cake
You know its bad for you but you still do it
That's another guilty pleasure
>>5757098
fair enough. ;~;
>>5757091
>toxic
>toxic
We tumblr now?
>>5757101
i know what 'guilty pleasure' means you fucking turd
i'm was saying you shouldn't feel guilty about liking something stupid
>>5757086
Gays are the ones to blame for the downfall of the west though. The destruction of the traditional family unit perpetrated by gay activists is the first step towards the complete annihilation of European societies. It really has destabilized western morality and everything our ancestors stood up for.
Dont think you are any better than muslims you pathetic gay loser.
>>5757111
Just get out.
>>5757110
>you fucking turd
Anon btfo
>>5757110
Why shouldn't I feel guilty about liking something that is objectively shit?
It calls my taste and credibility into question
help
The lesbians are bullying me again
>>5757111
That's some quality b8.
>>5757111
Gays get the blame but they are such a minority.
What destroys the family unit is women just like how they destroy everything.
By giving the inferior gender more power when they can't handle it they are objectively making society much more shittier.
Gay people are seriously the future of our society.
>>5757122
Trip on circe.
>>5757122
Fuck their cunts. That will stop them from bullying you.
I would like to order one bf please
>>5757129
>Gay people are seriously the future of our society.
Is that why 20% of them have HIV and the "monogamous" couples actually have open relationships? Not to mention that gay men who stay loyal in LTR are very rare.
>>5757129
>Gay people are seriously the future of our society.
The future looks obnoxious.
>>5757129
Yes the future of our society is certainly in the hands of genetically inferior degenerates who lack the instinct to reproduce, which is perhaps the most basic instinct of all beings
>>5757136
>>5757136
Would you like a side of fries?
Femboys rule
Mascs drool
>>5757142
>even wanting to be around modern women
Are you high?
>>5757137
That is because of gay culture. But once HIV starts hitting people and our culture more and people get more educated the gay man is going to move toward mono relationships more. Just like how blacks have a bad culture. Gays are a hated group of people a minority and when you're hated it is harder to rise up negative behavior.
>>5757142
Do you realize how overpopulated we are? Do you realize how many kids are in foster care or adoption agencies because their STRAIGHT parents weer complete garbage?
This backwards mentality that because you're straight you're going to be good people is retarded.
